Lets see your battle/k/ats.
>but muh dog
Dogs are bros too.
I've got to take some pictures of my new cat with guns
You guys helped me name this one. We called her Tikka, she is kill too D:
The FedEx guy showed up at the door in the background while I was taking this picture.
fuck cats, battle-tortoise thread go
thanks, looks like you're running low on bolts
>two quivers of arrows yields one quiver of bolts
This is me yelling at them
>GO. GO OUT SIDE. OUT SIDE.
Catdog there on the floor couldn't care less.
Dingo is flipping me off with his ear.
Eeyore is all
>you can try to move me
>I'll probably pee myself
I almost named my cat Tikka when we got him, but my wife and I decided on Ivan instead.
It's funny because he's afraid of my Finnish rifles.
Not mine, my wife's. I've been eyeballing a pair of their brogue boots though.
I should take some pictures of them now that they're a few months older.
I really am too far down the rabbit hole.
Dogs are cool too.
what happened anon?
Here's a picture of my komrade sadly he's kill too, and before i got my brand new PAL
>fuck yeah PAL
My mother is the one who found them, I ended up taking the odd flesh toned one because he was ugly and I didn't think anyone would adopt him.
He's actually become a darker color and is a good looking cat in my opinion.
She always seems to walk up and lay in the frame whenever I take pictures of my guns.
Indeed she is.
Previous owner's fault, we're trying to slim her down.
Nice battlecat bruh. Here is mine. Weighs over twice the rifle. All muscle B-)
I like your approach to gun storage
Aaaaaaaand DR8CO ruins another thread with his faggotry.
I've had 3 black cats. They were all fucking neurotic.
/k/ats are bros. I'll probably always have one because there are so many who need good homes from shelters. I personally prefer dogs though. Remember to always adopt, you can always save a just as good mutts life rather than paying for a pure bred Golden Retriever.
My dog is camera shy.
My favorite though
Idk why but he is really small, like 2/3s size of regualr cat
they now must duel
here's one with him really angry looking in the little house thing i made
This is weird, I'm wearing almost the exact same thing.
The boots are Redwig Iron Rangers. Mine are a bit more broken in.
red wing iron rangers
>Mine are a bit more broken in.
I'd call them unkempt, but that's me. You need to oil the shit of them. I polish and wax mine.
They are VERY broken in, I just take good care of them.
I'm surprised you haven't eaten them yet, you fat fuck.
>shitty romanian bayonet on a nice rifle
>Tripfag responsible for almost all the Texas /k/ meets on my land where I even cook and let people spend the night if they want
>200 dollar bulgy bayonets
What? I got mine for 30
>70 lbs lost
>still flabby man tits
No wonder /k/ gets a bad rap
This is the best god damn phone I've ever had, bought it for 50$ new like 4 years ago. it connects to wifi but isn't classified as a smartphone by ATT so I don't have to pay a bullshit monthly data fee. Call clarity and reception is perfect. The battery life is insane, goes about a week and a half or two weeks without needing a charge. It's durable as fuck, I dropped the phone 20+ feet down a stairwell on accident, landed on cement floor at the bottom, and it gave no fucks. Didn't even have a scratch. I beat the shit out of it and it refuses to die. It can even emulate nintendo games perfectly well. You can even link a wiimote up to it to use as a controller via bluetooth. I'll buy another one if it ever shits out on me. You best not talk shit about my ancient nokia phone again!
At a gun show about a year ago. Classic Firearms has them for $40
Designation: Keoke "Keekee"
My favorite furry feline of ever
This is Misha, a seven-month-old cat I just adopted on Saturday. So far he's looking like a good replacement for the twenty-year-old /k/cat I had to put down last month.
Like a faggot I forgot pic of the orange killing machine. Death be to baby birds.
>just realized I have Hipsterwithbarrelknife's sights still on my rifle in that picture
I need to take some updated ones.
18 years old, and still can't wait for squash season.
lies. no cat can ever replace another. seriously still miss this dumb little furball that wheezed in her sleep and was terrified of walking into a room. had to stop and smell everything very slowly or she would lose it.
got sick and be done though. still cried and I couldn't even be in the room when they did it, just fast walked to fuck out of there ad cried in the car.
have more furballs popping up all the time and some of them are great, but god damn I haven't felt that terrible in a long time. didn't even cry when my grandparents died. probably has something to do with my social problems dealing with people but still.
on a happier note one of those more recent strays needs a name. all black and super friendly.
Oh, man. My youngest cat I've had since it was two weeks old. I don't know what I'm gonna do when it's her time to go.
I'm 18. My cat's literally been alive as long as I have... Actually she's one year younger than me but she's been there since I could think. It'll truly be like losing a member of the family when she dies.
Lol no that is completely different, and she should be shot for gauging her babby's ears.
Anyway, Sam is a chill nigga and is cool with everything. The only thing he doesn't like is when he thinks someone is hurting Erin. Srsly he is so fiercely protective of her that we have to lock him up in a different room before we start wrestling around and stuff or else he will freak the fuck out.
You want a real feline battle buddy move to a state that allows mountain lion ownership.
>tfw my cat got coyote'd
there is no time for sadness, only vengeance
Here's my battle /k/at. She captured a chipmunk last night and I had to pry it away from her before I let her back inside.
>inb4 Remington 770
Changing your IMEI number can work temporarily I think. From what I understand, they always find out eventually and they automatically add the most expensive plan to your bill when they do. I'm also not sure of the legality of it. I don't need a smart phone when my little old nokia does everything i need it to.
Nonsense. She was just getting out of surgery when I took this.
This is a later, blurry picture.
what the fuck /k/?
lol day long response
I ahven't shot any of it yet, but it was the only "bulk" 5.45 that I could find at Crossroads gun show that wasn't overpriced surplus
they didn't even have 1000 round packs of Wolf or Tula.
I've reposted this a million times, but here.
That particular marmalade is actually a giant pussy. In the sense of big cat and coward. He hunts baby birds exclusively, and gets beaten up by my kitten pretty consistently. But he is a good comrade nonetheless.
god damn this thread makes me miss my cat. He was pure evil, an unbelievable magnificent bastard tier feline. His name was Checkers.
Checkers was pure alley cat from the day we brought him home. He killed everything and fought all the other neighborhood cats and beat the shit out of him.
I knew that for truth because he was such a wonderful underhanded son of a bitch. He'd fight on our own porch because he knew I'd be up all night and I'd come downstairs to break up a cat fight, which he planned for. I'd open the door and it would startle the other cat, but Checkers anticipated that and he'd suckerpunch the other fucker kitty style when he wasn't looking. I'd say it was random, if I didn't observe him doing it multiple times. He was the cheekiest of the breekis. God damn I loved that cat.
Not me, grabbed the pic off google. As for Colorado, here' what a quick google search reveals: It is unlawful for persons to possess most exotic species unless it is for commercial purposes. Persons may, however, possess up to 6 live native reptiles, and unregulated wildlife. Unregulated wildlife includes but is not limited to: sugar gliders, wallabies, wallaroos, kangaroos, etc.
Also ,I took pic related from my window
>tfw no full sized kittyfriend
This is Bootsie/Das Boot/Babushka/Tub O' Lard/Boots, he is kill too :'(
>they both just disappeared.
I bet it was coyote
>Be me, not a cat person
>Dad rescued this cat named "Godzilla"
>I call him Mafia cat because he has that godfather look, also looks like he is wearing a gray suit
>He is schizo cat, but was bretty cool
>I was one of the few humans he would play with
>A fucking Coyote killed him this year
I WILL MURDER THAT FUCKING COYOTE, I SWEAR IT. I ONLY WISH HE WOULD SHOW UP AGAIN.
I getcha' man, I have an ancient Samsung that still works well after eight years. One of those flip out keyboard ones. No internet connection but the thing's built like a tank, gets good enough reception, and lasts a week of charge.
Only real wear on it is just chips out of the plastic veneer from hanging around in my pockets with keys and shit for so many years.
Haha I saved all the ones that were posted when I first posted the pic. I wife thinks they're funny
I have that pic saved from the last time you posted it
Here's a pic of mine
He's well bred (not purebred) so he doesn't wheeze like a lot of bulldogs do.
>snores like an old man though.
Your approach to gun storage is most intriguing to me
I'd post my weapons with him, but he is a liberal pussy.
Horrified of guns for some reason. When I bought my nugget I think he smelled the communism in it.
Out of all the guns I have, he only likes the Krag.
Distinct lack of whis/k/ers on this thread.
Newyorkistan is bad, Suffuck county is bad, I want
>But NewYork is SAFE now!
>tfw no dogs and dont like cats
Life is pain, I miss my dog...
Aussies are the fucking best
atleast I have an imaginary 5foot 7 fire breathing badger...
Posting the same pic as usual.
Gonna get better one soon.
Tuxedo cats for the win. Fuck yeah.
was it the diabeetus?
Blood clot took out his back legs, happened quick, they couldn't do shit for him. Had to put him down the day it happened.
Damn, that sucks
My first cat went out with failing kidneys. We were able to prolong his life by about a month by giving him an IV every night, but at what cost I'm not sure.
He passed on the 4th of July 6 years ago in my parents room on his cat bed, wrapped in a blanket to keep him warm.
Yea it sucked. I raised him and his sister since they were about a week old, bottlefed him. He was a damn cuddle whore towards everyone who came in my house and always slept by my side