shot bullet in the asshole
>mfw I wake up to the sound of intruders
>i've waited my whole life for this
>live in loft apartment
>DsHK tripod mounted in loft
>the door opens
>press dakka switch
>He manages to evade direct fire, but splinters of wood and door are lodged within his legs
>strafe adjacent walls for other intruders with DsHK
>hit placement steadily rises as I can identify where the blood is coming from
ask him how he likes his job as a photo model, as he's the standard make-believe white-skinned stock photo robber that makes an honest living, not some nigger that actually steals things or commits crimes.
i bet he's thinking the same
I show him my war face
Drop kick door. Proceed to sodomize him at gunpoint right on the lawn for all to see. Wave at Mrs. G, my next door neighbor. She's a nice old lady that falls asleep on her porch sometimes.
Channel my inner frenchman
>Public dorms, nigga
I really should get a baseball bat or some shit. That I have "Justification" for keeping in here.
Good news is if anyone is ever mad/stupid enough to try to break down THIS door, they'll wake up me and the entire place in the process and probably still be hacking at it when the police arrive.
Still, in the event he does manage it my best bet would probably be to stand behind the door and then smash him in the face with it when he finally gets through.
At that point would I be better off going after him with a knife, or trying to disarm him as he's moaning on the ground?
I sure hope there's not more than one, I've only got my LCP on me and an extra mag in my jeans pocket.
Fuck I can't even find one of a black guy.
that is also wrong. Blacks commit all the serious crimes in the country. Whites are only ahead on petty crimes like speeding tickets or tax evasion.
"According to the US Department of Justice, blacks accounted for 52.5% of homicide offenders from 1980 to 2008, with whites 45.3% and Native Americans and Asians 2.2%. The offending rate for blacks was almost 8 times higher"
They managed to be such criminal shits that not even statistical minority can stop them from causing the most shit.
Well since I'm British my government tells me it would only be proper if I let him rob my house, help him take my stuff to his car, make him a cup of tea and ask him if he'd like to have his way with me or my wife.
i would wonder why he is prying open a glass door, when he could have gotten in ten times faster by smashing the glass and turning the handle ....followed by a magdump as soon as he crossed the threshold
omg shes a left im now even more in love
I cannot stop laughing
I don't know why I did this, but I had the urge to do so.
This. It is a versatile meat that benefits from most seasonings
>Maybe I am the only one who does that, though.
Fuck your boring sandwiches. I mayo one slice of bread, then black pepper that shit. Once the roast is on, I throw on a Grilling Spice of my choosing.
Or, add some Pepperoni or sliced hard salami and put some Italian Seasoning spice mix stuff.
>implying i was referring to that side of the argument.
>implying im the guy you thought you were replying to. im not.
>implying i wast referring to your fail ass statement about crime percentages for whites and blacks arnt that much different.
you suck and you should die.
>white people are responsible for plenty of misery
>White people are responsible for plenty of misery
>Oh fuck, Criminal Scum is breaking in
>Have Nugget and Mini-14
>Am aware that after using a gun for self-defense, it will be locked up by the cops
>Only have corrosive ammo for the Nugget, and it's got sentimental value up the Wazoo
>No way I'm letting my baby rust away like that
>Also don't feel like blowing out my ear drums
>Just paid $700 for the Mini-14
>Fuck that noise
ooooooooo call him under age. keep deflecting your argument. im waiting for you to tell me how you were in modle UN and you leaned how to "civil discourse"
pls do tell.
Give him the hot hot dicking that he's been breaking open the door to get to seeing as I've been standing naked in the Dining room with him staring at me for the past 15 minutes.
What would these do to the human body?
>Currently on base in Montreal.
Doors that nice mean we're ina staff area. Watch the inevitable hilarity when the odd roaming staff spots him and the whole base descends on him.
If just me, threaten him with my C7 or bayonet, make him do push-ups until the MPs arrive.
Well, the 'X' box i pointed out appears to resemble older Winchester Super-X boxes. Maybe that drawfag had an old paper catalog of some type?
I wonder what the "W" boxes are. Wolf?
Remember reading Mad Bull 34?
Now you know what will happen to the human body.
Question him on how he broke into my place. The crowbar is not being used in any proper way, there is no damage to the door.....Is this a crowbar of unlocking, simply touching it against locked doors unlocks and opens them?
>Remember reading Mad Bull 34?
I wish I had read it..
Damn nips know how to get the details down.
I wouldn't have recognized it if all my 12-ga slugs weren't Super-X slugs.
well thats my first time to magdump full power rifle cartridge and im 6'0 ~145lbs ill get better
one hold rifle differently than other doesnt mean either is wrong
theres multiple types of techiques to hold a rifle
of all anon you should know that
and at end I had chicken wing cause it help me handle rapid firing real fucking full rifle power nato cartridge you fag
if you know shit you would know im doing very fuckin gud for 6'0 skeleton handling rapid fire of .308 with no muzzle brake or comp or any gay aid devices
I'd just rush at him with a box-cutter and toy with him for a bit. If it turns out he's got any nads, maybe I'll have to take him out.
I've had close to thirteen months of Krav-Maga training now, and having to resort to a firearm would be frankly embarrassing at this point.
I don't remember, did you ever venture here to frigid Minnesota?