Just happened and I want to share with you /k/
>buy a trail camera for shits and giggles
>decide to set it up on the back porch to see if I can catch any wildlife snooping around at night before I went to bed
>at 2AM a human picked up the cam and placed it facing the ground
>the IR camera didn't get a good video because the person had a flash light and it flooded the recording
I don't know what to do. Here I was just fucking around and now I know someone was lurking in the middle of night. I didn't want to know this
>Set up cam in different but similar area in hopes to see the guy if he comes back
>Call police if you get anything legit the second time
>in mean time load up mags, lock doors, close windows, and try to sleep soundly
sounds like you know what to do:
monitor the porch around that time and the next time some faggot fucks with your stuff, use a weaponlight to blind them and either kill them or have them arrested for vandalism, trespassing
i found a picture of some guy lookin in your window OP
>asking /k/ for advise on home invasion
What the fuck were you expecting? tips?
Either way, make sure you're in complete dark for 15 minutes before you try to apprehend the faggot, human night vision isn't something to take lightly.
may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
now u gotta buy a high quality night vision cam and mount it up high somewhere where it cant be reached,
also if u live in bumfuck nowhere..... i would srsly be freaked the fuck out and prolly keep a gun with me all night from now on.
If you do live in the middle of essentially nowhere, I'd light that fucker up. I'd even shoot through the fucking walls or right through the window. Take no fucking risks if you are fearing for your life.
But add more cameras now. Nightvision, more IR all the works and hide them so that they can't be found so easily. Also get cameras with live feeds.
dumb porch monkey doesnt get the joke
If it's a strange format, just drop it into windows movie maker and export it as an avi. This strips the exif and you can just post it youtube as an unlisted link.
This is spooky fucking shit by the way OP, batten down the fucking hatches.
Op here you go. The person was only in frame for a matter of seconds. I am just keeping everything locked and my gun loaded. That's all I can do ;_;
Op again looking the worst part to me is I think he is kneeling. The camera was placed to view out from the top of the steps leading to the back door. This is right next to the back door and I was dead asleep.
Set up booby traps OP.
Get his ass ensnared in so many treble hooks, it will take an hour and a lot of noise to disentangle. With the aid of a leatherman.
Hook it up to a buzzer or something in your room so you wake up.
Douse the fucker in OC as he is writhing around on your porch struggling with your trap.
This was basically all the footage. Earlier in the night the camera turned on but there was no movement. With this video it started as the random stalker in the night grabbed the trail camera.
Neat, high Ohio anon.
Back to my original point, OP should post where he lives and have an impromptu /k/ meetup at his house. You know there are tons of /k/ommandos who'd love to help OP feeling comfy and secure in his home and would like to get in on some action.
How often do we get to actually go innawoods and deal with shit like this? We'd only be partially innawaoods, but still.
CT /k/ommando and if you're in state I'll bring my SKS and my TOK to help you protect your house from whatever vile ghoul this is.
I live in an area that's all farms and woods and am now interested in getting some trail cams. Hope it's not a bad idea.
>creepy guy on my property, what do?
Shoot to kill
>but what about the police?
Do you live in a rural area? Y/N
Take him to the woods and bury him, he won't be missed
Self defense, rial up the African American population if he was black
Maybe it's a CIA agent spying on you, looking in your trash for documents. Maybe he saw the camera, realized he was filmed, went to grab the camera to destroy then decided against it incase their was location tracking software in it like an iphone. Do you rant about gungrabbers, the government or jews online?
>put cam back lens down
>dig big fucking holes throughout garden
>roughly cover non-hole areas with rakes etc
>install flares or alarms or some shit in the holes
If IT comes back it should fall in the hole and you should be alerted. Even if you're not they must be deep so they'll be stuck overnight. Then come out in a GP5 and your socks to look in the holes.
He has an android.
Assuming that he's using google chrome, he would have to open internet explore and find this page again if he wanted to save AND repost the picture because google chrome on android saves pics as WEBP and not as jpg, which leads to the unsupported or corrupt file posting problem.
I know how to save as a jpg in chrome, however. You open the image in a new tab and save. Works most of the time
It's a para GI expert 1911 with a 8 round mag , and a second old beat up springfield 1911 bought in a private sale. Both nearby.
I also have a couple of ARs in a safe but I am leaving them in there for now. I will re position the camera tonight and hope for the best.
The recording is shit. All I can tell is he /she /it? had a bright flashlight and was crouching or kneeling before they very quickly knocked over the camera.
If your anywhere near the GTA I'll come by and wait innabush then hit with a rock or if your cool, shoot him and we can dispose, have some beers get a nod going. Maybe a strip club. Maybe if I got the blood list still, some hookers
what the fuck ?
First of all...the energy that would have to be put into digging all those holes would be immense. Then you install flares..? lol wtf why am I even replying to this
oblig. Leave a note on the camera:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my game camera alone, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will rape you."
Sounds like a great business opportunity.
>Nugget Security Inc.
>A worldwide network of /k/ommandos, ready for hire at a moment's notice for all your security needs.
>Jamal and his friends rioting a little too close for comfort? You and your neighborhood can rest easy, there's a wall of rusty bayonets, flaming barricades, vodka and slavshit between you and them.
>Problems with bears or other woodland critters? We guarantee there's a /k/ommando nearby who would be more than happy to flush out and destroy the pest.
>Chavs mobbing and acting like cheeky cunts? A horde of bitter noguns with .22s, bows and ColdSteel should change their tune right quick!
>Spoopy bumps in the night? Ask for our patented Rhodie Run offer, where we flood your neighborhood with /k/ommandos that will loudly and violently eliminate anything deemed a threat, up to and including stray animals, stray people, Skinwalkers, hobos, wildlife and illegal immigrants.
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>>nigger scooping a possible target
I like this idea. Kitchener- Waterloo area /k/anadian reporting in. Ready to grab SKS and defend syrup.
where you at OP?
He is definitely kneeling. It also looks like he's wearing a baseball cap or some other hat with a visor. You can see the visor clearly when he turns his face away from the camera as he's putting it far down. Get another camera, conceal it well, and record him tampering with the first camera. If you do end up shooting him, that recording will help you immensely in court.
>Some shady families moving in down the street
>Concerned, you call this new security company you heard about
>Hi, I, uh, need some help making my neighborhood a bit safer...
>Da, we come
>Welll, actually, I-
>Later that night, you're settling down to watch TV before bed
>Oh, god, what was that
>Someone knocks on your door
>You peek out to see an unwashed, bearded man in an old Soviet greatcoat and mismatched gear loudly feigning an accent
>He tells you to "be of stayings inside,, tovarisch"
>You lay awake in bed, afraid, as the /k/ommandos go to work
>The next day, you go to leave for work
>The neighbors across the street, the ones with the stick figure family and Obama stickers in their car window, have been pulled from their home, tarred and feathered, then beaten senseless
>Their house is a burned-out shell
>There's a T-34 on your lawn, the treads coated with blood and feces
>Your mailbox is full of dragon dildos
>Every stray animal for a mile in every direction has been rounded up, shot, and laid out in neat rows
>Multiple Nugget-induced brushfires have broken out
>The streets are cordoned off with razor wire
>Roughly 200 drunken men in military surplus are passed out across the neighborhood
>Someone has set up a mortar emplacement where your flowerbed used to be
>Your house is pockmarked with shrapnel, your bill pinned to your garage door with a rusty KA-BAR
>As you survey the damage, you feel oddly aroused
OP confirmed victim of nig
his 1911 was no match for it's AK
I'm literally dying, the joyous laughter actually makes my urushiol blisters hurt less
The laughter has made me woozy, and I actually now hurt from laughing so much.
Nice try skinwalker, we ain't falling for that bullshit
Confirmed for skinwalker/spoopy skellington. Throw together a couple of these outside of your entrances.
Ausfag reporting in, I can bring a kukri, a bush hat and a few tinnies?
blast this video in your hous OP. He will know you mean business.
When I was a kid I would pretend I was a spooky monster lurking in my house when I had to get up to piss at night so I would be spookier than the spooks and wouldn't be spooked anymore. Go outside and lurk your own yard like a creep. Get naked, don your OM14 and smear some animal blood on your chest. When you run in to the real creep he will recognize that you are the creepiest and won't creep on your territory anymore.
I know what I'd do... see pic.
Just get bigger ones, like these - http://www.sportsmansguide.com/product/index/15-grizzly-bear-trap?a=1595464&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=WX2*0081677000000&pm2d=CSE-SPG-15-PLA&utm_medium=PLA&utm_source=Google&utm_campaign=CI&gclid=CJ-11fft1sACFRaSfgodknsA_w
There seem to be a lot of Cleveland/Akron anons. We should arrange a meetup some time when it's nice. What range do you frequent? The only one I go to is A&A unless it's winter and the weather is bad, then I go to whatever indoor range floats my boat.
put the camera back and rig it to explode if moved; bury a grenade or homemade explosive and tape the pin to the groundfacing portion of the camera; so when lifted itll trigger
just remember to disarm it if it isnt touched in the morning
I'm trying to find a day when it's not busy. I went once on a Wednesday, and there was nobody else at the 100 yard range. Then a couple of chill dudes showed up in their truck, so it was four people total. That was nice.
Then I went on a Sunday because my friend works Mon-Fri. The 100 yard was filled, every pistol range was filled, and the 200 yard only had one opening. That day was awful. We set up out targets (melons, cans of pop, etc), and this fucking little kid kept poaching our stuff. The dad and grandpa wouldn't do anything about it. The kid's rifle was aiming like.... 45 degrees straight into our makeshift lane.
I was mad. I suppose the down side to a range like A&A is it's kind of a disorganized mess when it's busy.
thread is still up? damn.
bumping in hopes OP will remember to post (if hes not dead)
Where do you live? I'll come up with some guys. We can park somewhere and you can come pick us up so that there's no extra cars in your driveway. We'll hang out for a while and then stake out the house.
OP I assume you died. Don't be stupid, call the cops or let me come out there. I'm a hunter/tracker and my dad was Army Airborne SO. I have a couple cop friends who are also off this week. Come onnnnn.
It's comforting to know that if some creepy shit or rioting starts going down near my house, I can have an army of /k/ommandos ready to protect me from skinwalkers and nig-nogs.
I would be disappointed if there weren't any Nugget-induced brushfires though.
Fukken saved. I'm sure my roomates think I'm crazy cuz the laughter.
>Someone has set up a mortar emplacement where your flowerbed used to be