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Just happened and I want to share with you /k/ >buy a trail

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Just happened and I want to share with you /k/
>buy a trail camera for shits and giggles
>decide to set it up on the back porch to see if I can catch any wildlife snooping around at night before I went to bed
>at 2AM a human picked up the cam and placed it facing the ground
>the IR camera didn't get a good video because the person had a flash light and it flooded the recording

I don't know what to do. Here I was just fucking around and now I know someone was lurking in the middle of night. I didn't want to know this
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Can you get a live feed from those things?
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>>22745617
>Set up cam in different but similar area in hopes to see the guy if he comes back
>Call police if you get anything legit the second time
>in mean time load up mags, lock doors, close windows, and try to sleep soundly
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contact your local authorities. IMMEDIATELY.
Load the shotty, hand on the pump.
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>>22745617

lock and load mother fucker
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>>22745617
sounds like you know what to do:

monitor the porch around that time and the next time some faggot fucks with your stuff, use a weaponlight to blind them and either kill them or have them arrested for vandalism, trespassing
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>>22745617

2spooky4me

Get a fucking gun.
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>>22745617
Write a message to him with by lying out hotdogs on your porch
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Thanks guys , I am definitely on defcon 1 status, locking up everything and re positioning the camera. I do have a gun at least.
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i found a picture of some guy lookin in your window OP
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Throw your gun out the window so he'll see it and run away
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>>22745680
what gun?

you need a strong light source too, something that hopefully can dazzle.
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>>22745686
para 1911 and a flashlight
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>>22745686

does a disco ball count?
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>>22745617
Thats some /x/ tier creepyness right there.
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Post a webm of it, faggot.
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>>22745639
>taking a screencap of an image on your phone instead of just saving it
Fucking seriously?
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>>22745617
Time to operate.
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>>22745617
>asking /k/ for advise on home invasion
What the fuck were you expecting? tips?
Either way, make sure you're in complete dark for 15 minutes before you try to apprehend the faggot, human night vision isn't something to take lightly.
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>>22745699
i like to live on the edge
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>>22745732
I wish great hardship upon you anon.
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>>22745617
>now I know someone was lurking in the middle of night
>someone was lurking
>someone
nope, it was someTHING
Skinwalker
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>>22745736
may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits
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>>22745746
dat gearshift
shot by cops inna traffic stop/10
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>>22745745
Skinwalkers can't operate a flashlights complex button operating system.
Everyone knows that.
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>>22745617
now u gotta buy a high quality night vision cam and mount it up high somewhere where it cant be reached,

also if u live in bumfuck nowhere..... i would srsly be freaked the fuck out and prolly keep a gun with me all night from now on.
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>>22745752
here we go again
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>>22745756
an anon who fucked a skinwalker had her steal his grandads 1911, flash light is slightly more simple to operate than a 1911, so yeah, I think they can.
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>>22745752
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>>22745767

Anyone have that story saved?
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>>22745617

RIP in peace OP
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I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>22745617
If you do live in the middle of essentially nowhere, I'd light that fucker up. I'd even shoot through the fucking walls or right through the window. Take no fucking risks if you are fearing for your life.
But add more cameras now. Nightvision, more IR all the works and hide them so that they can't be found so easily. Also get cameras with live feeds.
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Upload the video faggot. You still have it, don't you?
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guise OP is kill
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>>22745804
>requiescat in pace in peace

what?
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>>22745915

newfag detected
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>>22745932
illiterate moron detected.
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>>22745945

dumb porch monkey doesnt get the joke
>thus newfag
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>>22745945
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>>22745915

im an german, iam sorrow
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>>22745617
try again, with another camera facing the original camera. you'll see who it is if they do it again.
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>>22745617
I'm going to rape you, anon, and there's nothing you can do about it. I'm going to rape your hairy ass and stroke your stubble.
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>>22745915
>being this new
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are you even gonna post the video? pretty sure this is fake until you show us the video.
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>>22745639
>Ifunny:)
Jesus Christ that is disgusting.
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>>22745673
I've tried this with hotel staff, the results weren't what I would call a success.
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>>22748993
OP here, I do have the video but I don't know how to post it and I would need to clear out the exif first. I saved it on my laptop this morning.
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>>22749059
story
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>>22749086
If it's a strange format, just drop it into windows movie maker and export it as an avi. This strips the exif and you can just post it youtube as an unlisted link.

This is spooky fucking shit by the way OP, batten down the fucking hatches.
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>>22749086
tinypic or youtubes
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>>22749142
alright I am working on it
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Take my gat.
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monitoring this thread until OP posts video or webm
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>>22749329
Bump for the same reason
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>>22745986
>i am sorrow

You sure are, friend.
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>>22749329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7rt2boKw38&feature=youtu.be

Op here you go. The person was only in frame for a matter of seconds. I am just keeping everything locked and my gun loaded. That's all I can do ;_;
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>>22749471
Welp, you're dead.
That's a fucking skinwalker m8.
It'll take the form of your mom and walk past your defenses.
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>>22749471
Probably a poacher; it's about the right time of year.
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>>22749471
Holy hell OP actually delivered...
Welp, keep your gun with you at all times buddy, hope you aren't feeling tired anytime soon...
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>>22749471
Op again looking the worst part to me is I think he is kneeling. The camera was placed to view out from the top of the steps leading to the back door. This is right next to the back door and I was dead asleep.
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>>22745617
Set up a cam to monitor the cam. Keep asshole puckered.
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>>22749565
Some yungblud be tryna keep it rill and case your house.

Send the local minorities a message by burning crosses in various yards.
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>>22749471
should have uploaded the part right before he picked it up, the video starts when the cam is already in his hands

UNACCEPTABLE
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>>22749471
Honestly op it's time to stock up on cocaine and keep your gun loaded and on you at all times.
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What the other anons said. Keep a loaded mag in that 1911 and set up the camera again with another camera watchin' it.
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>>22749618
This. Post from like two minutes before that point.
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>>22749471
Well, I actually feel really, REALLY sorry for you.

If I lived nearby, I'd come by and help defend your home from this fiend. You don't happen to live in Ohio, do you?
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OP is there a good reason why you would NOT keep your 1911 loaded?
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>>22745673

LOOOOL
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>>22745617
Set up booby traps OP.

Get his ass ensnared in so many treble hooks, it will take an hour and a lot of noise to disentangle. With the aid of a leatherman.

Hook it up to a buzzer or something in your room so you wake up.

Douse the fucker in OC as he is writhing around on your porch struggling with your trap.
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>>22745617
Buy a gun if you don't have one.
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>>22749618
This was basically all the footage. Earlier in the night the camera turned on but there was no movement. With this video it started as the random stalker in the night grabbed the trail camera.
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>>22745699
I've seen so many people doing this over the past week

It's like a never-ending raid
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>>22749760
how about READ THE THREAD u fucking nigger
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>>22745788
x2
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>>22745695
>nigger scooping a possible target
>oh shieee! one of dem cameras, bettah drop that fucker off
>/x/

go to bed, kid
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>>22749678
not op but I do
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>>22749875
Neat, high Ohio anon.

Back to my original point, OP should post where he lives and have an impromptu /k/ meetup at his house. You know there are tons of /k/ommandos who'd love to help OP feeling comfy and secure in his home and would like to get in on some action.

How often do we get to actually go innawoods and deal with shit like this? We'd only be partially innawaoods, but still.
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>>22749822
why are u even here faggot?
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>>22749906
>high Ohio anon

Wow, I need to sleep.
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>>22749906
bundy's ranch II: electric boogaloo
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CT /k/ommando and if you're in state I'll bring my SKS and my TOK to help you protect your house from whatever vile ghoul this is.

I live in an area that's all farms and woods and am now interested in getting some trail cams. Hope it's not a bad idea.
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>>22749471
>implying it's not OP sleepwalking
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>>22749471
Where do you live? Probably just some dude out growing some herb.
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>>22749471
Put the camera back where it was, only this time put bear traps under it covered in leaves.
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>>22749906
Plot twist: the interloper is a /k/omando and op just gave him entrance into his home as a militia member
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>>22745767
That anon fucked a thieving whore not a skinwalker
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>>22750186
This.
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>>22749678
>>22749875
Another ohiofag here as well.
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>>22750186
I laughed way to hard.
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>>22745617
>creepy guy on my property, what do?

Shoot to kill

>but what about the police?

Do you live in a rural area? Y/N
>Y

Take him to the woods and bury him, he won't be missed

>N

Self defense, rial up the African American population if he was black
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Maybe it's a CIA agent spying on you, looking in your trash for documents. Maybe he saw the camera, realized he was filmed, went to grab the camera to destroy then decided against it incase their was location tracking software in it like an iphone. Do you rant about gungrabbers, the government or jews online?
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I wouldn't worry about it
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>put cam back lens down
>dig big fucking holes throughout garden
>cover up
>tell noone
>roughly cover non-hole areas with rakes etc
>install flares or alarms or some shit in the holes
If IT comes back it should fall in the hole and you should be alerted. Even if you're not they must be deep so they'll be stuck overnight. Then come out in a GP5 and your socks to look in the holes.
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>>22745699
He has an android.
Assuming that he's using google chrome, he would have to open internet explore and find this page again if he wanted to save AND repost the picture because google chrome on android saves pics as WEBP and not as jpg, which leads to the unsupported or corrupt file posting problem.
I know how to save as a jpg in chrome, however. You open the image in a new tab and save. Works most of the time
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>>22745692
>para 1911
The one with 14 round mag capacity, the p14?
Otherwise,
Do you live in Canada OP?
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>>22750988
You realize how fucking deep that'd need to be, and how much time that takes to get done, right?
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>>22752870
It's a para GI expert 1911 with a 8 round mag , and a second old beat up springfield 1911 bought in a private sale. Both nearby.

I also have a couple of ARs in a safe but I am leaving them in there for now. I will re position the camera tonight and hope for the best.

The recording is shit. All I can tell is he /she /it? had a bright flashlight and was crouching or kneeling before they very quickly knocked over the camera.
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>>22753200
Ah.
Was asking because Para also makes the P14, which offers the best capacity after the FN45 that I've seen so far
Captcha: 45
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>>22753200
If your anywhere near the GTA I'll come by and wait innabush then hit with a rock or if your cool, shoot him and we can dispose, have some beers get a nod going. Maybe a strip club. Maybe if I got the blood list still, some hookers
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>>22753383
>BLOOD LUST
But I'm serious OP
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>>22750047
CT /k/ommandos representin'

Can I interest you in joining the
Connecticut Unexplained Night Things Society? We've handled things like this before.
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>>22745932
p young with the dunk, go gators
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>>22750988
what the fuck ?
First of all...the energy that would have to be put into digging all those holes would be immense. Then you install flares..? lol wtf why am I even replying to this
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>>22745932
>That pic
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>>22750186
he is onto something
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>>22750142
OP is a skinwalker?
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>>22745617
How many hours till sunset OP?
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>>22745617
oblig. Leave a note on the camera:
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave my game camera alone, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will rape you."
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>>22749906
>>22750047
>>22753383
>>22753453
Sounds like a great business opportunity.
>Nugget Security Inc.
>A worldwide network of /k/ommandos, ready for hire at a moment's notice for all your security needs.
>Jamal and his friends rioting a little too close for comfort? You and your neighborhood can rest easy, there's a wall of rusty bayonets, flaming barricades, vodka and slavshit between you and them.
>Problems with bears or other woodland critters? We guarantee there's a /k/ommando nearby who would be more than happy to flush out and destroy the pest.
>Chavs mobbing and acting like cheeky cunts? A horde of bitter noguns with .22s, bows and ColdSteel should change their tune right quick!
>Spoopy bumps in the night? Ask for our patented Rhodie Run offer, where we flood your neighborhood with /k/ommandos that will loudly and violently eliminate anything deemed a threat, up to and including stray animals, stray people, Skinwalkers, hobos, wildlife and illegal immigrants.
>We also offer fortification services, as well as our SHTF Hotline, where our grizzled phone Operators will answer any Happening questions you may have!
Call us NOW, at 1-800-OPERATE
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>>22749822
>>nigger scooping a possible target
>scooping
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>>22754359
Where do I submit my application?
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>>22754359

I like this idea. Kitchener- Waterloo area /k/anadian reporting in. Ready to grab SKS and defend syrup.
where you at OP?
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>>22754359
>illegal immigrants take my job
>find new job
/k/ is a magical place
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Pics of trail cam on your head or it didn't happen
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>>22754770
It is too late you have already joined
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>>22749565
He is definitely kneeling. It also looks like he's wearing a baseball cap or some other hat with a visor. You can see the visor clearly when he turns his face away from the camera as he's putting it far down. Get another camera, conceal it well, and record him tampering with the first camera. If you do end up shooting him, that recording will help you immensely in court.
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>>22749471
Idk ifs already been suggested or not, but you should definitely but a bunch of motion activated flood lamps that ppl put on their garage.
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>>22754359
>Some shady families moving in down the street
>Concerned, you call this new security company you heard about
>PRIVYET
>Hi, I, uh, need some help making my neighborhood a bit safer...
>Da, we come
>Welll, actually, I-
>WE COME
>*Click*
>Later that night, you're settling down to watch TV before bed
>BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM
>CRASH
>Oh, god, what was that
>Someone knocks on your door
>You peek out to see an unwashed, bearded man in an old Soviet greatcoat and mismatched gear loudly feigning an accent
>He tells you to "be of stayings inside,, tovarisch"
>You lay awake in bed, afraid, as the /k/ommandos go to work
>The next day, you go to leave for work
>The neighbors across the street, the ones with the stick figure family and Obama stickers in their car window, have been pulled from their home, tarred and feathered, then beaten senseless
>Their house is a burned-out shell
>There's a T-34 on your lawn, the treads coated with blood and feces
>Your mailbox is full of dragon dildos
>Every stray animal for a mile in every direction has been rounded up, shot, and laid out in neat rows
>Multiple Nugget-induced brushfires have broken out
>The streets are cordoned off with razor wire
>Roughly 200 drunken men in military surplus are passed out across the neighborhood
>Someone has set up a mortar emplacement where your flowerbed used to be
>Your house is pockmarked with shrapnel, your bill pinned to your garage door with a rusty KA-BAR
>As you survey the damage, you feel oddly aroused
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>>22755367
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>>22750766
People who rant about Jews online are all taking that most delicious of baits, the Red Herring.
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>>22754359
>>22755367
11/10, Made me spit whiskey on my phone.
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>>22750047
East Haddam, CT reporting in.
I wonder how many /k/ommados live in this shithole State.
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>>22754965
>too late
It was never soon enough
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>>22754359
>>22755367
Someone, please, cap this.
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>>22755367


10/10
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>>22755367
10/10 would hire
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>>22755367
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>>22753200
ayyyy! Para Expert brothers! If you're near Charlotte, I'll stop by and we can touch tips before we fuck this thing
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>>22755367
What are sides
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>>22755815
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>>22755367
physically shaking at how much I love this
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>>22755367
you had me at privyet
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>>22754359
>>22755367
Truly, a Magical Place.
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Op? are you alive?
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>>22755367
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>>22756224
OP is kill. we have lost another to the skinwalkers. It is ok though, now only the strong, insusceptible to skinwalker komrades will breed and we will be stronger as a group.
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>>22754359
>>22755367
My sides require CASEVAC.
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>>22745745
I wouldn't worry about it
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>>22756563
But anon, what if we are skinwalker?
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>>22756563
>>22756224
OP confirmed victim of nig
his 1911 was no match for it's AK
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Here ya go OP, put it at the same spot.
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op is dead, RIP in peace friend
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OP confirmed for culture enrichment
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>>22755367
>> nugget induced brushfires
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>>22752736
Wrong. All you do is hold finger on pic and hit open in tab and then hold then save. It's easy
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>>22755367
My sides have disintegrated.
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>>22754359
10/10 Would work for.
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>>22757587
Which you only restated after reading my post.
Can we agree that WEBP is gay
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I'm literally dying, the joyous laughter actually makes my urushiol blisters hurt less
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Found your problem
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op is kill

op livestream the home invasion so I can study the techniques of rape
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>>22759632
>>22755367
fuck my last post how do we make this a thing
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>>22754359
This... actually sounds like an awesome idea. It doesn't even have to be paid, it could be a volunteer thing.

Get NE on this!
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>>22755367
I no longer have sides.
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>>22754359
>>22755367
The laughter has made me woozy, and I actually now hurt from laughing so much.

>mfw
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>>22749471
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>>22757317
Remember to shit on the sticks first.
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>>22754359
>>22755367
>>22755815
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>>22750988
What if it's watching him dig the holes? What if OP angers it with his actions?
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>>22749471
what camera do you have op?
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>>22759842
Op ist tot.
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>>22745617
wire traps that ignite flares everywhere
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>>22745682
All I can hear is "A nuu cheeki breeki iv damke"
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>>22749503

Skinwalkers arent that evil m8
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>>22760015
Well it's a lot less scary now.
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>>22760042
Nice try skinwalker, we ain't falling for that bullshit
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>>22745617
Kansas /k/ommando reporting in. If youre in Kansas, I can bring my px4 storm .45 and my AR. I got some fireworks too.
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Confirmed for skinwalker/spoopy skellington. Throw together a couple of these outside of your entrances.
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Do you guys...Do you guys think it can be a skeleton?


I'm scared.
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>>22760070
Missouri /K/ommando standing by.
Give the word and ill be there
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>>22760097
comrade, what part of MO?
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Ausfag reporting in, I can bring a kukri, a bush hat and a few tinnies?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG7jsMBPbpQ&index=2&list=FLN76qzbAF9B27RZJCB45uHA

blast this video in your hous OP. He will know you mean business.
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>>22760079

there is a skeleton inside you, right now
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>>22760123
Not him, but I know. I am the skeleton.
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>>22760101
Hermann
Dont live in it but I live around ot
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>>22760130
>Hermann
we should hang out sometime. I live close to kansas city kansas
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>>22760120
those sleeves are ass 3/10 would not operate with

captcha 3030
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>>22760138
She would be my morale booster. Quick fuck and time to fuck shit up.
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>>22760135
You going to nuggetfest
if not sure. Its a bit of a pain getting over considering 70 a shit but im always down to hanging out
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>>22760140
what is nugget fest?
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>>22760140
nevermind, found the thread.
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>>22760140
awhh man. Ill be at camp clark doing range time with my unit. I would kill to go to this so shooting would actually be fun. Army ranges suck :(
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When I was a kid I would pretend I was a spooky monster lurking in my house when I had to get up to piss at night so I would be spookier than the spooks and wouldn't be spooked anymore. Go outside and lurk your own yard like a creep. Get naked, don your OM14 and smear some animal blood on your chest. When you run in to the real creep he will recognize that you are the creepiest and won't creep on your territory anymore.
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>>22760165
This.
Dont forget to quote buffalo bill and the red dragon while hes shitting himself and running.
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>>22745617
motion activated is good
it means that one does not have to bath with inferred lamps all the time

and some cams at face hight and close up may help
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Is op alive? We need a report, damnit!
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Is OP kill?

Why won't OP day where they're from and receive help with this skinwalker?
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Probarly just your friendly Bloodsucker neighboor

they are pretty bro, you should go into the forest and say hi to them OP
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>>22745617
I know what I'd do... see pic.
Just get bigger ones, like these - http://www.sportsmansguide.com/product/index/15-grizzly-bear-trap?a=1595464&ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=WX2*0081677000000&pm2d=CSE-SPG-15-PLA&utm_medium=PLA&utm_source=Google&utm_campaign=CI&gclid=CJ-11fft1sACFRaSfgodknsA_w
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>>22758277
Rocket racoon started drinking again folks.
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>>22760138
Are you kidding me? I wanna make those boots kick against the bar I'll bend her over.
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>>22755367
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OP, respond. Are you kill?
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>>22754359
>>22755367
One more cap.
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>>22762394
Fuck's sake, forgot to remove the red.
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>>22749678
Cleveland OH here. Requesting friendship status with range privileges
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>>22750907
Fuck off wendigo
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>>22749515
This seems like the most logical thing. A poacher would just tip over a camera and get on with his stuff.

But needless to say its aliens OP. Thats why its so bright.
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>>22762458
Permission granted.

There seem to be a lot of Cleveland/Akron anons. We should arrange a meetup some time when it's nice. What range do you frequent? The only one I go to is A&A unless it's winter and the weather is bad, then I go to whatever indoor range floats my boat.
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put the camera back and rig it to explode if moved; bury a grenade or homemade explosive and tape the pin to the groundfacing portion of the camera; so when lifted itll trigger

just remember to disarm it if it isnt touched in the morning
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>>22762954
A&A is great when it's not busy
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>>22763055
I'm trying to find a day when it's not busy. I went once on a Wednesday, and there was nobody else at the 100 yard range. Then a couple of chill dudes showed up in their truck, so it was four people total. That was nice.

Then I went on a Sunday because my friend works Mon-Fri. The 100 yard was filled, every pistol range was filled, and the 200 yard only had one opening. That day was awful. We set up out targets (melons, cans of pop, etc), and this fucking little kid kept poaching our stuff. The dad and grandpa wouldn't do anything about it. The kid's rifle was aiming like.... 45 degrees straight into our makeshift lane.

I was mad. I suppose the down side to a range like A&A is it's kind of a disorganized mess when it's busy.
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thread is still up? damn.
bumping in hopes OP will remember to post (if hes not dead)
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>>22763542
OP has been brutally sodomized and filled with cultural enrichment
Now is buried somewhere on his land
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>>22749765
Where do you live? I'll come up with some guys. We can park somewhere and you can come pick us up so that there's no extra cars in your driveway. We'll hang out for a while and then stake out the house.
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>>22745685
Loled
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>>22764143
/k/ommandos from many states have offered to do so, but OP hasn't responded to any of our post. I think he suspect >>22755367 might happen.
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>>22764238
I have literally at least ten friends with multiple guns who would love to help. I'm willing to go 200-250 miles.
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>>22764306
You and many others. OP won't say where he lives though. Or the skinwalker has already got him.
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>>22764306
OP I assume you died. Don't be stupid, call the cops or let me come out there. I'm a hunter/tracker and my dad was Army Airborne SO. I have a couple cop friends who are also off this week. Come onnnnn.
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>>22764358
This
We can hold a bon fire and tell /kx/ and soccer mom stories as we scare what ever off
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>>22760097
>>22760101
Oklahoma sector reporting for duty
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It's comforting to know that if some creepy shit or rioting starts going down near my house, I can have an army of /k/ommandos ready to protect me from skinwalkers and nig-nogs.

I would be disappointed if there weren't any Nugget-induced brushfires though.
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>>22758013
>don't open new tab
>hold
>Image, save image

Works fine. No WEBP BS, no idea what's the problem here/
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>>22750186
This is the /k/ I know and love
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>>22755721
You and me. Wallingford fag here
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>>22759962
nein
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>>22754252
underrated poast
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>>22764402
Op is ded
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bumping to see if OP is a fagit or not.
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>>22760077
those don't work.
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>>22755367
>implying /k/ would shoot battle buddies.
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Damn it. I want to know what happens next.
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Best thread I've seen in awhile.

Also, South /K/arolina reporting in.
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Virginia reporting in! If OP needs halp, we can give it to him
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>>22768733
>>22768834

Sorry anons, OP is ded. Skinwalker got him.
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>>22769027
Mayhe....maybe he's innayard?
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>>22762408
Fukken saved. I'm sure my roomates think I'm crazy cuz the laughter.
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>>22754920
Not Op but also a fellow KW fag here.
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>>22760123
3spooky5me
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Florida here, k98 and VP9 ready. When we remove SWine?
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>>22745617
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck

Sleep tight.
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>>22770046

OP, this is you. You are going to die a horrible death, and nobody will ever find your killer. This happened because you didn't do anything.

You could have stopped it.
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>>22760123
He's so boned
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>>22770165
DAMN IT CARLOS.
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>>22770169
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so since op hasnt come up for air in a few days, is it time to file a police report for a missing autistic child?
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Forest fire
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>>22749678
Sup Ohiofriend 513 here
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Bumping because I want to see how this ends.
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I think OP actually under went a happening. Someone get an adult!!
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>>22760051
Less scary?
If someone smashed my window and yelled that while they blasted a rifle every which way, I'd probably scream, cry, and laugh uncontrollably all at once.
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>>22753453
>CUNT Society

I giggled
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>>22764631
Seconded
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>>22755367
My sides have been annihilated
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>>22755367
>Someone has set up a mortar emplacement where your flowerbed used to be
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>>22754359
>>22755367
It's safe to say that these post will go down in history as one of /k/'s finest moments. I'm glad to have been a part of it.

I still lose my sides every time I read it.
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>>22762408
That is top-tier OC. Someone want to add replies and obligatory "/k/- A Magical Place" caption?
>Would, but laptop is half a country away, posting on shitty LG phone.
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>>22764585
Muh nigga.
I used to know folks down there on Washington st. We would go to Captain C's all the time.
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>>22780912
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10/10 Based Anon. Thank you.
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