How much does your upper weigh?
Mine weighs like 4lbs, the plurality of it is probably in the SS barrel.
Could you imagine eating eating just one thing the size of your leg let alone three.
I remember when I lived in Russia I gave my hamster a whole potato...
...fucker ate the whole thing. Once I got drunk and accidentally tossed the hamster after he bit my nipple, I broke his little leg and took him to the vet where they made him a little blue cast.
He died of ball-cancer, and I named him Ivan the Terrible. He truly was terrible. He was the only one we didn't give away after his mom had babies.
what type of shell would I need to fit in a full grown and hungry hamster?
Also, which is best for rapid automatic shooting with said hamster?
This could be on par with the rocket propelled chainsaw...
Story from a buddy of mine that had me dying
>Like 9 years old or some shit
>Little brother like 7
>Beg mom for a dog, mom says no why no hamsters
>She gets 2, supposedly males
>Fuck yeah hamster bros these are so awesome
>After the first week everyone hates them, the fucking smell and shit and are terrible at everything
>One day cage if full of baby hamsters
>WTF these were supposed to be dudes what type of HK faggotry is this?
>Hamsters just fuck and shit to the point where theres like 50 of em
>Hear screaming from cage one day, check it out
>The Alpha hamster is holding and eating one of the little ones
>Literally like the bottom half of a hamster, it's fucking got blood all over its face and everything
>My anger saturates the atmosphere, activate fucking limit break
>Take cage outside to yard(lives in washington btw) reach in and grab one
>Hurl it with the force of a thousand suns
>Repeat, just fucking throwing hamsters like 30 yds at fucking trees
>Grab BBQ spatula and use it like a catapult
>Just fucking hamsters crashing against trees and rocks and shit
>Forest is littered with bloody hamster corpses, the ones that dont die are immediately attacked by birds
>Little brother is bawling his eyes out, calling me a murderer
>Nothing of value was lost
>stoned as fuck
>hamsterbro chillin at my place
>he eyin my carrot
>tell him "ya man go ahead you can have have some"
>he walks off with the ENTIRE carrot
>"w-where you going bro"