How much does your upper weigh? Mine weighs like 4lbs, the plurality

>>22720848
Cool hamster bro

>>22720848
nigga that hamster is crazy

>>22720848
what a hamster he sure is greedy

>>22720848
Hamsters are whack.

>>22720848
that hamster man.

Keep feeding that hamster like that, it'll weigh 4 lbs too.

>>22720848
God damn, those carrots never stood a chance.

>>22721822
What the fuck was it trying to eat there?

>>22720848

Dude where the fuck is that greedy bastards keeping those baby carrots?

>>22720848
this motherfuckin hamster is awesome

>>22720848

God I wish I was a hamster

>>22721843

Looks like a sausage.

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Could you imagine eating eating just one thing the size of your leg let alone three.

Man, look at that little guy go. He has the cheek pouches of the gods

>>22720848
That fucking thing is like a furry Roomba

>>22720848
Jesus christ being a hamster would be the shit.

>>22720848
Damn it feels good to be a hamster.

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>>22720848
I just want to put it in my anus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms3QdGIzltU

Found the video for OP's webm.

Hamster has some god damn good taste in music while dining.

>>22721845
Cheek pouches.

I wonder what he didn't like about that one seed...

>>22721914
>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FEED ME THE DAMN CARROT, CJ

i had a teddy bear hamster when i was young, he was the man

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>>22721782
Hamsters are greedy shits in general.

>>22721943

My hamster's guts fell out of his ass.

>RIP Freddie

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>>22720848
Great thread OP

>>22721625
That's a mouse.

We need giant hamsters as super weapons.

> giga hamster devouring enemy tanks and infantry at an alarming rate
> impervious to conventional arms

>>22721991
>Assault hamster crashes through enemy lines
>Opens mouth
>Marines come storming out of its pouches

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I remember when I lived in Russia I gave my hamster a whole potato...

...fucker ate the whole thing. Once I got drunk and accidentally tossed the hamster after he bit my nipple, I broke his little leg and took him to the vet where they made him a little blue cast.

He died of ball-cancer, and I named him Ivan the Terrible. He truly was terrible. He was the only one we didn't give away after his mom had babies.

2 pounds 14 ounces

>>22722008

United States Hamster Corps.

Semper Bellus

>>22721927
it was just a shell.

>>22721927
The first one? It was just half of a shell, no seed inside

>>22722010

that seems heavy for a hamster

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>>22722009
>this whole motherfucking post

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>>22722009

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>>22720848
>micheal rosen.webm

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This, Fucking, Thread.

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>>22723105

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>>22722009

Is it too crazy, to fill shoutgun rounds with hamsters?

If one round can hold one hamster, how many do you need to cover your target entirely with hamsters?

>>22723420
You would need baby hamsters, or like... hamster quarters.

>>22722008
AN ASSAULT HAMSTER? THAT MEANS IT EATS SALT?

>>22720848
that hamster tho

>>22720848
>yourmother.webm

>>22723442
what type of shell would I need to fit in a full grown and hungry hamster?

Also, which is best for rapid automatic shooting with said hamster?

This could be on par with the rocket propelled chainsaw...

>>22723615
Use a potato launcher.

>>22723420
Try dwarf hamsters. They should fit in 12 gauge magnum shells no problem.

hamsters are escape artists.

>>22720848
protip OP; never give your thread a pic unrelated file attachment that's more interesting than the text

>>22723105
Wtf dude

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>>22721962
I shouldn't be laughing at this.

>>22723758
Unless that was his plan all along.

>>22721962
My hamster escaped and crawled through a corridor of carpet tacks between my bed and the wall. There was blood everywhere.

>>22723615
>pull out a shotgun
>aim it at the nigger mugging you
>fire
>hamster hits him with enough velocity to burst on impact

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Story from a buddy of mine that had me dying

>Be buddy
>Like 9 years old or some shit
>Little brother like 7
>Beg mom for a dog, mom says no why no hamsters
>She gets 2, supposedly males
>Fuck yeah hamster bros these are so awesome
>After the first week everyone hates them, the fucking smell and shit and are terrible at everything
>One day cage if full of baby hamsters
>WTF these were supposed to be dudes what type of HK faggotry is this?
>Hamsters just fuck and shit to the point where theres like 50 of em
>Hear screaming from cage one day, check it out
>The Alpha hamster is holding and eating one of the little ones
>Literally like the bottom half of a hamster, it's fucking got blood all over its face and everything
>My anger saturates the atmosphere, activate fucking limit break
>Take cage outside to yard(lives in washington btw) reach in and grab one
>Hurl it with the force of a thousand suns
>Repeat, just fucking throwing hamsters like 30 yds at fucking trees
>Grab BBQ spatula and use it like a catapult
>Just fucking hamsters crashing against trees and rocks and shit
>Forest is littered with bloody hamster corpses, the ones that dont die are immediately attacked by birds
>Little brother is bawling his eyes out, calling me a murderer
>Nothing of value was lost

>>22724818
what the actual fuck, your buddy is sick bro

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>>22721950

>be bunny
>stoned as fuck
>hamsterbro chillin at my place
>he eyin my carrot
>tell him "ya man go ahead you can have have some"
>he walks off with the ENTIRE carrot
>"w-where you going bro"