Your town is victim to a full-scale invasion of tigers.I don't mean 5 tigers I mean 5000 tigers going around and fucking shit up.How do you save the day /k/?
This happened here in Ohio a couple years ago. A handful of cops rekt like a hundred big cats when the owner of the sanctuary released them before he an hero'd.
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>semi serious answer: 12g slugs and nugget food from the upper floors
Run them over with a fugging semi truck xddd.
If they run like cowards, roll down the window an inch and start shooting.
it happened like mid 2012, the local radio stations were going hardcore apeshit and raping the story in 7 ways, even long after it was over, all ya heard about for a month and a half after it ended, i think it was in akron
>tfw tigers are just big striped babies
>tfw they're the most beautiful animals on earth
>tfw get sad when chinks kill them
Bubbles meets a kitty and bonds with it .
He then rules the world from his army of weed and jerky fueled death machines
I dress up as a tiger and offer then Frosted Flakes. They will recognize me as one of their own and since I can open jars with my opposable thumbs, they will make me their king. For there, I will take control of the countryside and build up a mixed economy.
Who the fuck would try to stop one of the coolest things that has ever happened?
I would kill anybody who tried to stop the tigers and watch the whole thing unfold while I drove around
>Kill two tiger parents.
>Take their newborn tiger child.
>Raise it as my own.
>Teach it the ways of humans, learn it's language.
>Reintroduce it to it's pack as a diplomat of humanity.
>It negotiates peace between tigers and humans.
>I must be sacrificed for the kidnapping of my tiger child and the murder of it's tiger parents.
>Accept my death with grace.
>It's all for the greater good.
"The remaining six tiger subspecies have been classified as endangered by IUCN. The global population in the wild is estimated to number between 3,062 and 3,948 individuals, down from around 100,000 at the start of the 20th century, with most remaining populations occurring in small pockets isolated from each other."
>Go inna tree
>Tie self into inna tree and have decender set up.
>Pop pop pop, watch fuckers drop.
>After all other tigers are dead, find the last survivor, and battle for the right to forcibly domesticate it.
>Chill with tiger bro in your new fur suit.
Tigers aren't fucking zombies dude. Yeah I get that one round wouldn't put it down right away but after like 3, that fucker is going to bleed out pretty rapidly.
I mean I'd use my nugget, but the bolt would probably stick.
Grab Winchester 1886 in glorious 45-70.
.45-70 is a great general purpose fuck you.
Get some hardcast loads and you're golden out to 500 yards easy.
lol, Cincinnatifag here. I remember when that happened.
On an unrelated note, since in Ohio you could own any pet you wanted, my girlfriend, who grew up in a Suburb outside of Cincinnati, had a neighbor who owned a motherfucking lion.
Just a goddam chain-leash and a privacy fence between a lion and my girlfriend as a small child.
Go on my roof attach bayonet to nugget
Bring my 75 rounds of nugget food and 249 rounds of sig 9x19 food up
Have k-bar on my leg.
Bring vodka up with me.
Remove Rajah(Aladdin reference) till left to become kitty food
If there's that many of them, then you really just have to lock all your doors and bar all your windows. It wouldn't take long for them all to run out of food and start turning on each-other. Meanwhile the SWAT teams could actually do something useful by using their armored vehicles to deliver food and guns to the people. Then when they're starving and clumsy and overly aggressive you form up posses and gun them down.
Everyone in town gets sweet tiger-skins, claws, teeth, and meat. Have a giant festival to celebrate.
The world that exists in my head-movies sure is fantastic.
I really like kitties OP. So if I couldn't use my Maine coone as an intermediatery diplomat between the tigers and us to garner a peace treaty, then I suppose there is only one thing left for me to do...
>convert all my bird shot into slugs
>put on shitty war belt with pouches for shotgun shells and a few extra mags for my glock 35
>apply war paint
>kill neighbor, steal his nice truck for my battle wagon
>raid pharmacy for medical supplies/massive amounts of drugs to aid the blood lust
>gather my near by /k/omrades and assemble the convoy
>cruise around town blasting tigers from truck beds
>tiger jerky and pelts for all
I'm sorry kitties
>pic unrelated, a cat I play with at my work
>Inform Tigers I'm neighbors with Chinese people.
>Tigers run away for their fucking livers.
Mfw operating against IRL furries.
only hope is to capture all we can and release them in northern canada to feast on caribou and elk and moose.
>tfw Hobbes will read in the paper one day he is the only one left not in a zoo.
>tigger will be hunted down because he's worth millions
I don't think I could bring myself to kill a tiger
I'd kill a lot of things, but I don't know about a tiger
Control the spice, obviously.
Disgusting low resolution faggotry.
Closer to 300 I think. An adult male Bengal gets up to around 800 lbs IIRC, lions top out around 400.
Tigers are basically grizzly bears that run faster, know how to stalk shit, have larger pointy bits and an anger management problem.
but are so damn adorable i just want to stick my face in the fur and hug them.
worst idea ever, but still, if you saw a tranqed or tamed tiger you'd totally enjoy that fluffyness.
why are tigers not being breed as pets?
only takes 7 generations, and we need them to breed.
and the deer population and coyote population in north america is getting a bit silly.
Jaguars are actually making a move to the us theyre in arizona and new mexico if im not mistaken will probably be moving further north in the next few years.
So much hog and dear running rampant that it might just take over the south in time, tigers are big fucking cats and I dont think the US is ready for a cat that size in the wild
Can't grizzlys get up to something like 1500 lbs? Kodiaks or some shit.
between them and cougars big cat pets may become the norm.
i heard cheetahs are already good pets and are doing better in the wild (considering), same as leopards
if we can save the tiger, then we're gold.
then comes the cat girl gene splicing.
I'm ok, They're the mascot of my home town.