http://www.theguardian.com/commenti sfree/2014/jul/29/toples

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>ammo-sexual
what does that even mean?

>>22177107

If the tits be good, be ok with i would

If the tits be bad, care would be never had.

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What to do about failing antigun laws??

LETS GET NAKED

What if I show up to this protest carrying

>>22177107
I wish they didn't associate all pro-gunners with OCers.

I the gungrabbers have gun full apeshit after they realized that they will never win.

Oh and fuck The Guardian. It literally is the voice of the cancer that is killing Europe.

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>>22177120

what if i show up carrying my cock?

>>22177113
I don't know but i like it

>>22177107
It should be "fewer" guns, you dumb bitch.

>>22177109
What an ugly bitch. She's so ugly that a rapist wouldn't rape her.

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>>22177113
We could claim we're being sexually harassed, or oppressed.
>"help me Obama, they're attacking my rights because of my sexual orientation"

Them comments man...them comments. Truly I don't even know what to think anymore

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Are tits a form of protest

>>22177107
>I'm not even sure what anti gunners are trying to say anymore...
it's ok, they aren't either

I want to show up OCing a barret that has "male priveladge" written on it.

>>22177153
Not an effective one.
In fact if this is gonna become the norm I'm gonna open carry.

Also
> what is indecent exposure

>>22177107
>confronted with a problem
>can form a rational argument
>I know!
>I'll just take off my clothes!

Is this the response female political groups always make when they can't get their point across otherwise?

>>22177125
What is this, a protest for ants?

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>>22177107
You know what to do.

>>22177153
No Patrick. Tits are not a form of protest

>>22177153
They are good for making protesters look childish

>>22177113
>ammo-sexual
Is there porn of this? For... research and scientific discovery purposes.

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>>22177164
That exact spelling?
A better name would be "Impeachment"
> implying you have a Barrett anyhow

>>22177170
Apparently this cunt thinks Austin doesn't have an indecent exposure law

http://blog.austindefense.com/2006/09/articles/texas-penal-code/definition-of-indecent-exposure-texas-penal-code-section-2108/

Doesn't say boobs but I bet any judge considers breasts to be part of the female genitalia as a secondary sexual characteristic

>>22177107
Hey guys! What if we started a movement called Rights for Hoplosexuals?

>>22177175
Literally yes, anyone remember pussy riot from Russia?

There whole protest plan involves getting naked and sticking things in their vagina, such as raw chicken

>>22177195
I have a picture of a guy with a shotshell in his butt.
Not getting b& again tho.

>>22177202
Are you saying she was breaking the law?

> I want this
> it isn't happening
> whine, bitch, moan, threaten
> still nothing
> WHINE LOUDER
> still nothing
> take my top off

At this rate those moms who demand action will be showing up at gun shows to give us blowjobs and cook steak and jerky

>>22177164
With a pair of truck nuts swinging under the barrel

>>22177213
>Literally yes
As opposed to figuratively yes?
>>>/tumblr/

>>22177219
I'm a card carrying open carryfag then...

>>22177153
No. And before you ask, no, mayonnaise is not a form of protest either.

>>22177207
>temporary samefagging
Example; lots of /k/ has stuck it in their favorite rifle, what if we started a movement to try and secure rights through public opinion? Tumblrtards would eat it up. "Oh they're being oppressed for their different sexual orientation."

>>22177224
Could be considered a fore grip by the ATF, remember anon

>>22177213
>a raw chicken

This makes me lol so hard for some strange reason...

>thinking the best way to get a man to stop doing something is flashing your tits every time he does it

>>22177229
Yes, figuratively yes would mean there are times they don't discredit themselves by acting like children

>>22177217
It's quite possible she broke the law.

>>22177113
I read that in Charlie's scream voice.

>>22177241
Salmonella is my new fetish

>ammo sexual

I did at one time consider putting a round in my pooper.

>>22177256
... You mean it isn't required by /k/ law?

>>22177240
>Barret
>Fore grip
In which universe is a Barret a pistol? Tell me, I want to live there.

>>22177243
Its like they've never heard of pavlov

>>22177263
Black Lagoon universe

>>22177264
Judging by the face, it's a bad pair of tits.

>>22177213
> sir the protesters are getting pretty rowdy
> what happened?
> they um are...
> spit it our sergei
> well sir they are putting raw chicken in their um, well, how do I say
> sergei
> I-in their vaginas
> seems reasonable. Give them what they want.

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Well if she was hot it would be a different matter, but this?

>>22177263
I thought he was talking about a pistol.my bad.

>>22177268
NEVER judge tits based on their cover, you will miss some very nice tits

>>22177273
Thank christ you cut it off.
This just makes me want MORE guns. and then stick it in the guns instead.

What the fuck kind of world is this where people sit down and think "Yes, showing my tits is a logical method of protest"

>>22177273
Fuck OCing firearms, I want a fucking harpoon.

If they get to go around naked then I should get to remove landwhale.

>>22177256
A guy put a .22 in his dick the other day...his peepee swole up and trapped it in.

>>22177293
>Texas SB9865: Landwhale Removal Act of 2014

I for one was very impressed by these protests but I think they didn't go far enough. I think the issue is that not enough women were there, so definitely gather up your friends the next time you want to protest. Keep in mind it's important to show your cause has cross generational appeal, so be sure to get a lot of young girls, ideally just entering college. Diversity is also key, so make sure you represent a lot of exotic different races at any event you plan going topless for. Also, as amazing and empowering as going topless is, the patriarchy has ruined its effect on men by making porn easily available, to combat this you must find other ways to demonstrate that you are an empowered and determined group of females; tender embraces, heavy petting and prolonged tongue-kissing should do the trick.

If this sort of stuff happens every time somebody OC's it will surely become a relic of the past.

>>22177266
Fair point. Time to drink Bacardi and go watch some BL then.

>>22177195
>>ammo-sexual
>Is there porn of this?
See: Rule 34

>>22177290
The kind of world where women vote

>>22177273
I might

...

It's been awhile

>>22177113
1/2 jew bill maher supposedly coined the term

>>22177280
>The cracks about my tits were too funny: yes, boys, they hang! I fed three kids with them, and I am almost 47 years old. They are not perfect, nor do I wish them to be: my breasts are mine and we get along very well, thank you very much.

eww

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>>22177213
Fucking metal

Which of you was it? Come on, fess up.

http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=ammo

>inb4 work safe board

>>22177313
Ok, ill admit it, profiling exists for a reason

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>>22177294
Oh yes, I'm still waiting for an ending to that story.

>>22177213
Fuck it, who cares about disease? What a bunch of morons.

That said, I'm 100% ok with topless gun protests. Bring your GoPro and OC!

>>22177207
It's hoplophilia.

>>22177113
There was a thread yesterday that would answer your question. Some /k/ommando was inserting vasrious size rounds into his urethra.

>>22177113
It means that discriminating against guns is not only unconstitutional, it discriminates against gun owners' sexual orientations.

>>22177342
no. -phillia evokes thoughts of pedophillia, which is bad. -sexual makes people think of faggots, which are hip and cool.

you want hip and cool, not bad.

>>22177278
S'all good, learn from your mistakes and move onward. Utterly off topic, but I'll tell you a fine tale about a particular Barret rifle to make up for this.

Back in the late 70s, or early 80s, the LAPD's SWAT team decided they needed a big, bad Barret for their DMR to use during a crisis. They order their gun, and the monster fits in with the crowd just fine. Until one day, they fuck up. The monster didn't like what he was fed, and he refused to eat any more. The SWAT team were sad, their monster spit lead no more. So, off they sent it back to the homeland of all these monsters, the Barret factory. The fine folks at Barret fixed the beast right back up to perfect health, and then sent back only a note. You see, California had made the Barret, by name if I recall, illegal for civilian possession. So Barret sent the LAPD a simple letter, reading roughly thus:

"Dear LAPD SWAT team,

We have fixed your Barret .50 caliber rifle, and it is good as new. The issue, you see, is that this gun is now illegal to own in your state. As such, we will keep it here, clean and well kept, and shall return it to you as soon as it would be legal to do so.

Yours truly,

Señior Barret"

And the SWAT team was taken aback, as they were the LAW, nay, they were ABOVE the law! How dare anyone keep what is their from them?! But Señior Barret insisted, and today that same beast still sits, on a plain table in the Barret factory, in an office to the side, and awaits the day it can legally return to California.

The End.

>>22177343
What caliber did he reach?

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>>22177107

>hurr muh sexual objectification.
>use as a coincidental protest asset because tits.

>>22177217
Indeed.
LET THE AMUSEMENTS BEGIN!!

>>22177353
I would buy that man a steak diner and not expect him to put out

>>22177374
I'll be honest, I'd buy Señior Barret a steak dinner and I'd give him my best friend's sister for dessert. The dude eternally earned my respect for that.

>>22177350
You're depressingly right.

>>22177109
That's a man, baby.

>>22177396
What if you label yourself as a gear queers?

>>22177390
Its about as based as it gets

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>>22177353
That based, based man.

>>22177411
>>22177414
>>22177374
I'm just glad I could bring this wonderful, if true, tale of Señior Barret's bravery to more folks. Truly, it is one of the greatest tales, and Señior Barret one of the greatest heroes of the gun world.

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>>22177213
I always heard russian chicks love cock

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>>22177126
Here u go, anon. From Tejas wit luv

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>>22177709
Saved

>>22177606
Damn you Carlos

>>22177430
I'm nominating Barrett as a saint of the /k/ube

Why don't OCers just start complimenting the tits and asking is if they want the dick

>>22177140
Ammoqueers are here to stay!

>>22177709
> fuddyfive

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>>22177119
Kek

>>22177153
Only if you're protesting bras

>>22177107
Are women generally this dumb, these days?

>I don't like what you're doing, so I'm going to show how much I don't like it by stripping my clothes off and parading my naked body in front of you!

That's like a Jew showing Hitler what's up by building a slip-and-slide straight into an oven.

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>>22177784
I lost.

Also yeah it is kind of funny how this same type of person complains about being objectified, so how do they fight back? By objectifying themselves of course!

I haven't lost hope for most women, but I swear to god /k/ is slowly turning me sexist.

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>>22177784
10/10 would let you bang my wife while I cook you a steak dinner

>>22177373
Proof that criminals are the only ones who are anti-gun

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>>22177195
I'm always ready to oblige

>>22177828

>/k/ is slowly turning me sexist

/k/? Of all the boards?

I hope, for your sake, that you never stumble onto /fit/ or /pol/

>N-no homo

>>22177877
Been to /fit/ a couple of times, decided I wasn't going back there any time soon because of the sperging out that happens if you do calisthenics instead of weights.

Never going to /pol/. Not even once.

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>liberals having child tier temper tantrums

Surprise..

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>>22177784

>>22177755
I second the nomination.

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>>22177907
/pol/ is a fine place

>>22177907
I admit I've been to /pol/ a time or two. Never posted, but I lurked during the Elliot Rogers shitfest, because they were annihilating people on Twitter. I think I also went during the Zimzam trial because the threads kept getting purged off /k/. The place is a shithole, but it can be humorous at times.

>>22177213
>pussy riot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVtph48Fqc

>>22177828
>I haven't lost hope for most women, but I swear to god /k/ is slowly turning me sexist.

Don't lose hope on women...lose hope on sheltered, middle class, social democratic women. And their men for that matter.

Women aren't the issue. Retards are, and it just so happens that these retards have vaginas.

>>22177978
>they were annihilating people on twitter

Damn, I wish I wouldn't have missed that

I think the protest logic here is a too "high concept".

Or maybe just retarded. I'm gonna go with retarded.

>>22177993
Based Russians

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>>22177709

Somebody get Nugget Enterprises on the horn.

>>22177107
Well, you're only taking off your shirt because of carrying... So it's more guns= more boobs.

>>22178012
They were doing great things. Had a bunch of fake accounts of various "oppressed" people and were attacking all the vapid white suburbanite girls.
>All women fear being raped!
>My brother was blown up by a Hamas suicide bomber

>#yesallwomen
>I'm trans and this is offensive because men hate me instead of desire me

The best part was they all would freak out and start apologizing left and right. They really are crazy.

>>22177107
Liberals.txt

>>22178046
Saved it. Will post in a NE thread in the morning or when I see one next.

>>22177763
Shes 47 and fed three kids with those tits.... No thanks

>>22178082
Glorious

>>22178082
No screen caps?

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>>22177887
>Bulletkake

>>22177978
>The place is a shithole, but it can be humorous at times.
/pol/ is beautiful because its honest insanity, nobody bothers hiding their madness

though prolonged stays tend to fuck with your ability to distinguish sarcasm

>>22177125
Sauce?

>>22177107
> no pic of the tits

wtf

>>22177107
>tits

the only way turbo-lib women can imagine being effectual

>>22177273

MAN THE HARPOONS LADS!

>>22177932
>>22177755
So it is said, so it shall be. Señoir Barret is now, truly, a Saint of the /k/ube. Blessed be his name, and may his rounds always strike true.

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>>22178150
I don't tend to save them. found these after a tedious google search.

>>22178187
This

I wish there were protests like this where i lived

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>>22178241

>>22178222
>my yfw harpoons are guns
>your tfw face when it doesnt exist any more because her boobs are out
>your feel face tfw feel when you suffocate under her assault mammaries

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>>22178256

>>22178256
Man, these people are weird.

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>>22178270
My favorite of the ones I found.

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>>22178257

wot

I'll OC topless if it will piss of some feminists.
>Bitch, its hot out here when you're already wearing a sweater.

>>22178285
Oh man i laughed hard at this

>>22178241
Thanks!

>>22177917

They literally have the critical thinking capacity of children. Not figuratively, literally. If they were capable of rational thought, they wouldn't be anti-gun.

>>22177356
.223 up to the end of the taper. Then i had to leave for work so idk after that

>>22177170
>Ma'am, you're under arrest
>WHY!? I'M PROTESTING!
>You're violating indecent exposure law
>BUT WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME!? YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTING THAT MANIAC OVER THERE WHOSE GOING TO KILL US ALL WITH THAT DEADLY SALT WEAPON!
>He's eating Chic-Fl-A, you're the only one here breaking any laws.

Glorious.

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>>22178285
>that pic

>>22178285
Schlomo Shekelstein is still my favorite jew. I wuv him.

>women want to show boobs the same way men do

Obvious comment on american prudishness and how europe has topless women anywhere
I was on a beach on sunday and there was a woman sunbathing without a top and nobody cared

All the more power to her, all the more power to open-carriers, even though I would normally not opt to do either. 3guns btw

>>22177325
... It's like 90% furry, what the hell.

>>22178403
You gatta problem with that?????

>>22178412
No, I feel kinda stupid for being surprised, though.

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>>22177202
A fair number of places consider it ok for women to go top less because "muh equality" despite the fact that boobs are sexualized by most people. But hey i ain't complaining!

>>22178412
Yes

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>>22177606
CAAAARRRLLLOOOOOOSS!!

>>22177784
Some of them have always been this dumb.
And since she's admitted to spawning 3 children, she's not only that dumb, she's done her part to make the whole world just as dumb as she is.
Which now begs the question: who will stop her?

>go to topless gun protestor
>stare at tits
>unzip fly
>barrel of a gun pokes out
>start "cleaning the barrel"
or just call the cops for public indecency
>>22177140
>not religion
>"well mister officer, I'm part of the church of the murdercube and the cube says that I should own all the ammo I want"
>>22177293
I think you can get harpoon guns

>>22177784
Jesus Christ. Trying not to lose my shit in the Denver airport you cunt.

Fucking surrounded by liburuls

>>22178593
Thou must be armed and have sufficient arms to defend your life, protect those under your care, and do the will of the Cube. With ammo as with love; too much may not be enough.

>>22177784
Has it been so long since you last spoke to a woman?

>>22178114
you want me to just send them an email of it?>>22178388
Was he the DnD character?

Those comments reek of feminism and white knights...

>>22177400
Yeah

>>22177107
Only psychopaths would think of dead babies. All anti gunners are mentally challenged.

at the risk of sounding butthurt that shit is actually pretty offensive

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ammosexual

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>>22177113

I wish they did this shit near me, I would show up in my filthiest ripped ul cloths and take non stop tit picks, even the ugly ones, and do everything in my power to creep them out

>>22183128
lmao fuck yeah, i like that idea

>>22177606
I will fucking strangle you, Carlos

>>22177202
Actually we've had topless protests here in atx. Only one chick I saw was a 6.5. The rest were fat old uggos.

I have a confession /k/, I am now an Ammo-Sexual.

It was a hard decision to come out of the Ammo Can on this one but I feel that I should let you know. I'm sexually attracted to calibers and millimeters. I just can't start the day without loading a magazine or inspecting brass. Every waking moment my thoughts are devoted to the procurement, purchase and storage of ammunition. As of right now I have about 10k rounds of various calibers in several containers.

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>>22177771
>Didn't edit out the hook

You lazy motherfucker.

>>22183401
>100 hrs in Ms paint

>>22183326
>It was a hard decision to come out of the Ammo Can
I love you, Erik.

>>22177113

>implying people on here haven't put ammo inside of them

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>>22177107
So this, pretty much.

>>22177170
indecent exposure only counts if it's indecent

>nice looking tits/ass/cunt = legal
>manky tits/ass/cunt = jailtime

>>22177263
do non stabilized grips even count as vfgs?
wouldn't that make a sling a vfg

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>>22177113

>>22177273

This is why you don't CC .22lr. You're gonna need at least fuddy five to stop that meat mountain. Or a burger.

>>22177414
>based for not breaking the law
kek

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>>22183537

>>22177195
Remy Lacroix did a bang bros vid where she went to the range and shot some funs.

Then got spit roasted.

Coincidentally that's how I found her hula hoop videos and my new fetish

>>22177907
/pol/ is becoming better than /k/ for weapons talk

but it's hard to get a gun thread in edgewise around all LE JEWS and MUH *PILL

>>22177107
What the hell does being topless have to do with guns?

>>22183870
Its children's logic

>>22177709
This needs modified. A .50 BMG and two 'nades.

>>22183901
>penetrating yourself with bullets
>not fucking empty cases

gay

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>>22177263
>not making an obrez out of your Barrett

>>22177343
did he ever jam a 7.62 in there? i saw the .22 and the 223

>>22177755
I fucking 3rd this shit, even if its already official
>>22178240
fuck yeah

>>22183973
>tactical sack

>>22178653
And the golden rule

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH

>>22177238
this.
do it.
Tumblr is already full of ultra-tards who will become SJW's over everything and anything, if we can use them to our advantage properly, we could eventually have our own /k/ountry or /k/ommunity of its own.
>beautiful

>>22182215
there's less than 250 votes
/k/ could get a way better definition up and stuck up in an afternoon, especially if we got /pol/ in on it

>>22177107
so the more we advocate our rights, the more we see tits?

how is this at all bad?

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>>22177177
>>22178186

>>22177107
Civil Disobedience, then and now
>1960s' Civil Rights Movement
>Black people would put on their finest suits, ties, and create intelligent arguments to prove that they deserve respect as human beings
>2010s' Feminism Movement
>Ugly landwhales strip naked and yell buzzwords
It's like they're some kind of parody of themselves

>>22182215
>gundamentalism
>wargasm
>m-sexteen

It's pretty much perfect descriptions of /k/.

>>22184198
They are old sagging liver spotted tits on a cow who wont stop yelling about how you looking at her tits is rape and oppression

>>22177224
>With a pair of truck nuts swinging under the barrel

They should be hanging under the buttstock near the grip.

>>22184266
I can't help but think Dr. King would slap the shit out of these retards if he was still alive

>>22184266
I can't help but think Dr. King would slap the shit out of these retards if he was still alive
>He was a gun owner and concealed carry advocate

>>22184383
he was a racist, alcoholic wife beater
he would be right at home with sjw's

>>22184300
whoever wrote that was clearly a grabber attempting to appeal to the tumblr crowd

that entry is easily dismissible in part due to the inherent bias, and the shit puns

>>22184308
>1978+36
>still thinking bullpup is a good idea

>>22184414
I expect sources
>inb4 But the aliums took them down

>>22184558

Not the guy you're responding to.

The racist and wife beater parts sound like bullshit, but his was known to be a frequent drinker and a bit of a womanizer.

To be fair, you would be hard-pressed to find a man who rose to success in the 1950's who wasn't.

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>>22177784

First time back to /k/ in months, and I come across this. tippy top keks

>>22177298
Quick, someone write up a petition...

Actually.

>Find fat white landwhale protester
>Dress up as Ahab
>Follow her around the entire protest while talking like a Sailor.

>>22177300
You forgot blowjobs.
Blowjobs are important for getting anti-gun laws passed.

>>22185132
Yar, that be a good plan it is

>ammo-sexual

This is genius. If we just define gun ownership as a sexual orientation, then we become a protected class, and any gun or ammo bans at all will be seen as utter bigotry.

>>22177107
so...guns make women want to take their shirts off?

whats the problem?

>>22177109
I don't get it. I go swimming topless and no one cares, but when he does it, it's some form of protest?

>>22177122
who cares.
in a perfect nation every sexy bitch is packing an AR-15 on her back while the strap goes inbetween her breats giving pure definition of her perky voluptuous mammaries even through her t-shirt which has the punisher logo on it. all this while she sports a belt of bullets loosely hanging around her waist attracting the eye to the perfect curvature and roundness of her ass.

excuse me....i must masturbate

>>22178270
this is trolling to expose them as tools right?

>>22178285
see this is why i prefer /k/ over /pol/

we know some jews are fucking awesome
like this dude.

>>22185439
Kek

>>22178434
yet if i go around shirtless, like to a park playground, i get called a sex offender.

hey, shirtless dudes want to swing too!

>>22183632
LINK???

>>22185665
Oh yes.
I don't think anyone would actually refuse being called a person if they were trying to normalize their deviant conduct.

The fact that somebody actually got bamboozled in this way is a shining benchmark of degradation.

>>22185685
um...

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>>22183537
i dont have a proper reaction to show my joy to that pic so i improvised.

>>22177784
i feel horrible as a jew for losing my shit

but then i remember im the most rascist out of everyone i know

>>22185791
Shh, don't ruin it for Abe

ammo-sexual sounds like a rad name.

also this will just make more people want to carry. seriously, this is good for us.

>>22177107
>http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/29/topless-gun-protest-open-carry-advocates
Okay I'm am total okay with staging an open carry protest around these women. Never been to an open cary protest before but I'm down if there is titties.

>>22177183
Waifu I am proud of you.

>>22185132
>not open carrying a harpoon gun

it's like you don't even whale

>>22177240
At no time, will trucknuts EVER be a foregrip in any universe.

>>22177353
Please tell me this is a true story. Linkage?

>>22186389
You forgot ATF universe.

>>22183128
ESPECIALLY the ugly ones.

>>22186554
No, if an AFG is not a VFG, a swinging pair of nuts are not an VFG.

If a sling is not an VFG, then a swinging pair of nuts are not an VFG.

>>22185132
Bonus points for firing a Nerf harpoon gun at de bitch.

>>22177293
I must go on a harpooning rampage. Anyone have any familiarity with harpoons? Any recommended models?

>>22178285
>would let circumcise me and drink my penis blood

>>22186634
ATF already rulled you can't put those swinging nuts on a pistol though.

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>>22177784
FUCK MAN, I'm trying not to wake people up with my laughing over here

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>>22177784
pretty good

>>22177195
Well there was that guy with the .22 in his urethra

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>>22178412
Fuck yeah I do

>>22177308
I dunno about that. He may think he did, but there's an entry on Urban Dictionary from 2009 that defines it as basically a super-manly redneck type.

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>>22177784

I find it hilarious that in fucking 2014 some retarded gun grabbing whore somehow thinks showing her breasts in public is shocking and will get her attention. There are faggots fucking each other on the ass right on the streets during gay pride events, and no one is doing anything to stop those events, you think showing breasts is somehow gonna trouble people? Top lel, people can be so retarded, it's like they think saying stuff like "shit, fuck, penis, vagina" on TV will make them special and non-conformist.

>>22187316
When will those god damn monsters reign of terror end?

>>22178256
I'm fucking trangender and think these people are batshit crazy. Leave tumblr to porn

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>>22177784

>>22188376

mtf or ftm?

>>22188334
>There are faggots fucking each other on the ass right on the streets during gay pride events

Why do people keep saying this like it's true

>>22188475
mtf

>>22177107
THOSE WHITE BITCHES NEED TO CHECK THEIR PRIVILEGE! I CAN'T EVEN TAKE MY RAIFU OUT ON A DATE WITHOUT BEING SHUNNED AND HAVING HER CALLED A TOOL OF MURDER. SHE'S NEVER HARMED ANYONE AND IS NOW TERRIFIED TO GO ANYWHERE BUT THE RANGE. I HAVE TO STRIP HER DOWN AND CLEAN HER JUST TO CALM HER DOWN.

>>22188510
Oh boy here we go...

>>22177113
not entirely sure, but i'm going with it as my sexual orientation from now on.

>>22177153
best post I have ever seen on /k/!

>>22184246

Do what you must...I have already won.

>>22177784

It's the only way they can get anyone to show them any attention.

>>22184181
yep, time to start editing.

>>22184777
Totes true, King cheated on his wife various times and she went along with it. Also know to hustle pool at a younger age. Changes the bullshit image of constrained stick in the ass civil rights leader, right?

>>22190667

Ghandi and Abe Lincoln were racist and Mother Teresa was a bitch. Protip: No one's perfect.

>>22177353
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/836082/posts
Here's the letter.

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>>22177784
Can't...stop...laughing.

>>22177195
I take it you've never seen Texasbabe's old pics. 12 gauge in the twat.

>>22177113
CALL IVAN, TELL HIM WE NEED NEW PETCH DESIGN

So, if I OC, I'll get chicks to show me their boobs?

Excuse me while I strap every gun I own to my body and go for a walk through a sorority house.

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>>22177784

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>If you keep waving your guns around in public, we'll show our breasts!

This is supposed to scare people away?

>>22191152
Depends on the boobs.

>>22191152
>They show tits
>Start eyeing good tits noticeably
>Laugh at bad tits
I guarantee, the ugly ones run off crying or do something stupid enough to get arrested

>>22177107

I hear these bitches whip their tits out for your guns. Yeah, bitches love guns.

>>22179297
yes

>>22177107
>ammosexual
>not gear-queer

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Oh my god, ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!!!!!!

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you're welcome, america

>>22188376
I'm a bisexual man and I think you're an idiot for chopping your nards off.

Also, no one gives me shit for having slightly off sexual preferences because I don't get hung up on it and instead focus in on being a productive member of society who isn't insulted at the drop of a hat, so there's that.

>>22191231
I'm trying, but I can't find chanarchive. No, I don't have it bookmarked.

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>>22177107

>http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/31/meg-hillier-cycling-lane-pootler-proud-women-cyclists-bike-ride

>men ride too fast so we need our own bike lane

WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE

>>22177300

>stop OCing or we'll be forced to have lesbian sex right here in Chipolte
>no
>actually wait let me get my camera

>>22177606

SpicCunt.jpeg

>>22177300
Find their website and post this

>>22178241
>I'm starting to believe women are computer game NPC's in our virtual universe that can be manipulated with the right commands. You can practically see the commands and lines of code here.
Well, if anything it lends further credence to my theorem of
>everyone online is a goddamn computer program and you faggots make me feel right at home
>thanks, /k/

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>comment is free

>>22177219
I have never once seen better reasons to become an OCfag.

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>>22177709
Some fags requested .50 beowulf because they like larger cocks on their sleeves. I took liberties with the extraction grove and primer face and didnt correct them because it looked less phallus'y.

Adjusted the shield Dexter because it looked odd. Here u go from Tejas. Lube your chambers with it.

>>22191367
http://4archive.org/

Dude...literally 2 seconds on google.

All of a sudden, /k/ is clamoring for open carry again. What the fuck, guys? Last time I made a thread about Open Carry, people started bitching at me.

>>22192103
Its not so much that we love open carry.

We love tits.

>>22191664
I fucking love you.

>>22191231
>>22191367
>>22191702
Use the Heinessen archive, you plebs.

http://archive.heinessen.com/k/thread/22177107


>>22192160
So... I SHOULD go to that hippie-laden peace fair in my town while OCing my SKS.

Hey, there are some cute hippie chicks out there. I'd post some of my collection, but it's a blue board, and I don't want to get b&.

>>22190686

>Ghandi
>Hating the pakis

Not seeing any flaws here

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>>22177784

Saved for future giggles.

>>22192248
He hated niggers too.

>>22184181
As soon as someone gets an approved definition up, link it to /k/. And don't forget to downvote the other shit.

>>22191396
I like how they only identify as women. The fact that they're slow is almost irrelevant. They want a second lane to segregate women and men, not fast and slow. Bunch of mouth-breathing tards in bongistan.

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>>22192347
Well, let's write an approved edition.

Also, here's a screencap of the post about Esteemed Saint Barrett.

This thread is fucking beautiful.
This is why /k/ is best board.

Holy shit. I just checked the Urban Dictionary definition of Gun Control. It's shockingly pro gun for years and years and thousands of votes.

So... why aren't YOU complaining on tumblr that you're not accepted and you face discrimination and oppression because you're an ammosexual caliber-fluid transfirearm?

My trans-firearm headmates are an M91/30 Mosin Nagant, a sino-soviet SKS, an AK-74, and an East German Makarov. My human headmates are a Russian Conscript from WWII named Ivan Chesnikov, and a Lieutenant from Serbia who won't tell me his name.

>>22192421
A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.

Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.

Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.

>Hey, check out my new favorite rifle. Her name's Vera.
>I didn't know you were an ammosexual. Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?

>>22192785
>Hey, check out my new favorite rifle. Her name's Olga. And this is Katyusha.
>I didn't know you were an ammosexual. D-do you want to maybe try being range buddies?
>Y-you too...
>*a hot, sweaty range trip commences, and both individuals cuddle with their rifles on the ride back home*
Fixed that for you.

>>22192275
The hero we need

>>22192814
Shit, who's driving?

>>22192834
What, you can't cuddle with your moist nugget while you drive?

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>>22177107
>I'm not even sure what anti gunners are trying to say anymore...
They're attention whores and sociopaths with an ideological axe to grind. Pic related... it was a fucking BILLBOARD in New Zealand. These people thought a Godzilla sized picture of a girl with four tits would properly horrify people as to the horrors of GMO food. Or maybe it was supposed to make them fap so wildly they'd careen off the road and crash. Whichever.

>>22192915
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OERYl6jU1U

Not my sentiments, but it was the first thing that popped into my head.

After that guy shoved a .22 and then a .556 up his urethra...i think ammosexual is an actual term.

>>22192785
Anyone have any edits, comments, or thoughts on this? I'd prefer to put up the best possible definition.

>>22185685

You do realize that dude is a /pol/ account, right?

>>22192975
I like it. Go for it, m8. Don't forget to post it on /pol/.

>>22192975
Don't forget to mention that anti-ammosexual politicians are typically members of the party that passed Jim Crow and started the KKK.

>>22193065
>>22193073
It won't fucking post. I've tried three times now, even after it forced me to sign in using gmail.

>>22177294

>peepee hole

This board really is nothing more than underaged children with arrested development now.

>>22193332
Tried half a dozen times now. Can't add a definition.

>>22193437
>>22192785
If someone else wants to try to add it, be my guest. Only change I was going to make was for the example:

Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name's Vera.

Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?

And the tags I was trying to add were: love, sex, freedom, gun, firearm, liberty, equality, equal rights, ammo

But it won't let me add the definition.

>>22192915
You always show me such new and exciting things, Phil. Thanks. I think.

>>22177256
U caliber curious boi?