MEANWHILE IN 1776 /k/...

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>>22055359

>>22055359
Washington... Sir when will congress establishing the Marines. John Paul Jones has established the Navy.

Who needs a breech loading rifle?

My flintlock smoothbore muzzle loader was good enough for me, my father, and his father. Who purchased it.

>>22055443
>Flintlock
lol

>>22055359
guys which special musket detachment is better US or UK

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While in 1776...

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"Jefferson you negro loving twit. Have you heard anything from Benjamin Franklin yet?"

Blah blah blah muh fredumbs

Blah blah blah muh XYZ

Blah blah blah comparison about 1776 and today

"Maybe when we write the Constitution of our new nation in a few years, should detail this 2nd Amendment more so that our descendants don't interpret it their own way like the bible."

lol you have a musket and you think you can defeat the english, who have fucking warships and cannons and cavalry? fucking delusional

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>>22055359
EH YO, ANYONE SEEN THAT POLLACK WIT THE ONE TESTICAL, LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

> Sleeping in me ole cotton bed.
> Hear random maniac outside riding a horse screaming (RHE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!)
> Hear bell ringing
> go to window and see people running outside with their good ole muskets

IS IT BE THE HAPPENING /K/!?

>>22055476
Yeah, this just came over from France:

"The ass is fat. Regards, Ben"

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The future school children of Illinois will love this man.

>>22055558
But we are British subjects... Loyalist false flag confirmed!

>>22055558
That'd be the town drunk again. I gess people got sick of his shit

>>22055359
>order Vz-1771 musket
>go to local general store to see if it has arrived
>nobody is there
>write letter to smithing company
>no response
>get musket 2 years later
fucking Palametto colonial armory..

>>22055653
Hey guys, do you think guns will advance at all? Maybe to the point of not having to reload small arms after every shot, possibly even multiple shots per trigger pull?

>>22055555
5s Quint

>>22055674
They will be nothing but toys for aristocrats. Too fragile, too expensive for production en masse, not to mention ammo costs. It's like you want the imposition of a tax for a standing army.

>>22055674
>being this new

Good fir, do you even Puckle Gun?

>>22055717
The puckle gun is the wet dream of a syphilitic mind.

Let's tax tea. Eventually we will take away their muskets

Guys I just enlisted with the British Army. What are the odds I get sent across the pond to remove turkey?

>pic related, it's me ready to make those fuckers gobble

>>22055653
My sides just fell off into Boston harbor.

BOSTON MASSACRE = FALSE FLAG

OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE

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>>22055764
Fuck me with a cossack boot, forgot pic.

Also anyone been deployed in the colonies before? Did you get to stay in a hot colonial bitch's house? Good thing there's no law against quartering soldiers amirite?

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White man sure does have lot of problem. I can't wait till they kill each other in feud then we can organize war party to raid their village, take back good hunting land, appease ancestor's spirit.

You stupid fucks keep drooling over muh happading

Honestly the government could come and take your guns tomorrow and none of you soft cunts would do anything. Jesus.

>>22055674
I think that if firearms ever advanced that far, they would become far too dangerous in the hands of the simple minded, and should be filed in registry to keep track of all the owners, [spoiler]just as George III would choose.

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Post pics of your B.O.G. /K/olonists
PPic related, it's mine.

>rising up over a little taxes after Britain spent so much to save your worthless asses from the frogs
My god colonists are such greedy pricks.

>>22056125
I chuckled heartily

>>22056125
Wasn't that the case though? Something like 1-2 percent?

>>22056374
>hey, go take guns from that rural ass county

lolfuckingno

>local LE will probably want to remove you
>local populace will definitely want to remove you

>>22055359
Why do you NEED a Brown Bess? If you want to hunt you could very well use a bow.

Fight against tyranny?
>Suggesting you would stand a chance against His Majestey's military
He has the finest cavalry, navy, and regulars in the world?
What do you have? A couple donkeys, borrowed native canoes, and drunkards from the tavern.

>>22056374
If youre talking about the percentage of citizens that rebelled, it was 3%

Hence the "three-percenter movement"

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>>22056306
painting related
inb4 the local village autist calls me a gear-dandy

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little minuteman? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the British Grenadiers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the French, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in standing extremely still whilst I get blown apart with grapeshot and I’ve got the best sideburns in the entire British Army. You are nothing to me but just another Colonial. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this flat Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Atlantic Ocean? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of loyalist across the Colonies and your tax record is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, French lover. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your revolution. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with volley fire. Not only am I extensively trained in stabbing dark people with a ridiculously large bayonet, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British East India Company and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the Empire, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you bloody fool. I will throw you in that harbour like you did our tea and you will fucking drown in it. You’re fucking dead, lad

Fumigate ye hebrews.
Kin skirmish now

>>22056489
>100000/10

Bravo lad, thats a big pond, even longer down where i reside in Tejas. Mighty hot down here, bring something to wear besides your 15 piece suit you dumb Brit.

Spain is #1

>>22055359
>tfw just lost to a bunch of savages
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Anglo-Maratha_War

I, te high drunk of te highlens stand wit te calanies!

Fack em anglosh fariewettin conts!

>>22056489
My wig is in orbit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhyKEK-CDg

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Anyone seen the latest tapestry from the far east? It has properties that align with our warlike nation.

>>22055359
I would kill me ten redcoats if I could transport my ass to 1776 and fight tory niggers with goddamn Daniel Morgan's Riflemen.

>Spoiler alert
>I'm a beaner
>I will deal with the hate with good groupings

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>>22057624
Forgot pic

>>22055788
There are no odds sir, you see only the men already across the pond actually remove turkey. We don't like to use our good British born men for that kind of work.

>>22056489
>I am trained in standing extremely still whilst I get blown apart with grapeshot
>Not only am I extensively trained in stabbing dark people with a ridiculously large bayonet
>I will throw you in that harbour like you did our tea and you will fucking drown in it
First one made me lol the hardest.

I'm thinking of getting a Beretta

>>22057706

What is this that is so upon called Beretta?

>>22055674
Nonsense, impossible. There exists a rapid-fire device that employs a barrage of muskets on an ox cart. THAT, is the future.

>>22057802

its Italian, Arquebus long gun. quite expensive from what I hear.

IDS HAPPENING!

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Hey guys, I got a lot of this British tea. I feel like having a party from acquiring all this tea. Who wants to head over to the Harbor in Boston.

>>22058523
>newpals don't realize Beretta was kickin it long before 1776

>>22057181
Most highest of keks

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>>22055359
Carronades or Cannon on muh boat?

Could do 18x32 pounder Carronades, or maybe 18x12 pounder long guns.

>>22055359
>tfw your ancestor fought against the crown during the rebellion
>tfw you would have fought with the crown against the rebellion

sux

>>22058838
hey everybody look at this scofflaw, what are you a privateer? OH KING GEORGE, HERES MY 9 GUN BROADSIDE, PLEASE PLEASE POUND MY ARSE AFTER I BLEW MY MINISCULE LOAD

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>>22055359
>Other German States
>Relevant.
>Austria
>Relevant.

>>22055359
>Cartridge Box
>Bandoleer

>>22058891
Why fight a revolution at all if you're afraid of guns, and why fight on land in a line like a bunch of losers?

>>22058784
>Beretta
>Not Spagettishit


>next you'll be telling me the dukes and duchies of the Italia pennisulla will be united under one ruler one day.

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>>22055359

>>22058930
Not if the Austrians have anything to say about it

>>22058917
OH please commodore, tell me more about how you'll engage raise a fleet of men at arms and not just sail off to parts unknown to make easier coin?

>>22058752
Nice try Redcoat

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>>22058892
>Thou not giveth Prussia it's proper salute

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>>22058752
INafter RedCoatDF

>>22058948
Money's my name and ship's my game.

Whalers and merchants off the coast of South America are the perfect bait for our Freedom, what will you do oh stunning patriot of the land?

Hello gentlemen, I would like to inquire about the possibility of a boat capable of operating underneath the surface. Such submersible vehicles would be undetectable by conventional naval ships, and could bypass blockades with ease! It would in turn protect the crew from the harsh elements of the outside, and ensure that they are completely enclosed!

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>>22056489
saved

>>22059010
>so sayith the con man

Next you will tell me you can make a ship move against wind and tide by lighting a fire under it's decks

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Report this damn spammer whenever you see him.

>>22056489
Kek

>>22057642
>commander & chief
>even the first president doesn't know that it's commander-in-chief

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>mfw people actually think the American Revolution was more than a proxy war between Spain, France, United Provinces and Britain

>>22055359
We seriously don't need a standing army, guys.

Standing armies are the instruments of tyrants!

A true democracy must rely on its citizen militias for its own defense.

Trust me guys, these United States will never see something as tyrannical as a standing army.

>>22059105
Does anyone know how I can make a musket at the smithy?

not redcoats or anything, just wondering

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Thou Red Coats are nothing but over pompous, tea loving, boy loving, sissies. They do not deserve to lay claim to being called "free peoples" when they have a king whose the son of a wench.

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General Benedict, I serve the crown *Passes coin pouch*
He wasn't alone
Uh you don't get to bring a body guard ; They aren't my body guard ; Don't worry we'll charge for them; and why would i want them?
They work for the minuteman, wood teeth
Washington?..Get em on board i'll log it in

*Pans ship in open water*

The voyage i just logged with His majesty list me, my men, but only ONE OF YOU. First one to talk gets to stay on my ship of the line.

WHO COINED YOU TO GRAB BENEDICT ARNOLD?
*Fires Flint lock*...*Waits for smoke to clear*
HE DIDN'T SWIM SO GOOD, who wants to go next?
WHERES WASHINGTON, WHY DOES HE HAVE THE WOODEN TEETH? Extreme amount of loyalty for a tax dodging colonial

*Wood chattering* Or maybe hes asking himself why asphyxiate a man before throwing him overboard?
At least you can talk.
No one cared who i was until i lost my teeth
If i pull those out will you starve?
It would be extremely costly
You're a rich colonial
FOR YOU

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>>22055359
In the year of our Lord 1776, El Presidio Real de San Francisco, the Royal Fortress of Saint Francis for you English, has been established for the glory of our King Charles III of Spain. This city will be forever known for its martial prowess and staunch frontier spirit.

>>22059170
Congragulations you got yourself captured, whats the next step of your master plan

>*Early submarines emerge from the water*

Sinking his majesties ship, WITH NO SURVIVORS

>*Smoke screen envelops on all sides with black powder explosions*

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HANCOCK NOOOOOWWWW!!

>>22059170
What the fuck is this

>>22059170
I have founded your colonies and paid for the wars fought on your soil.
>And this gives you power over me?

>>22055558
Except he never shouted "The British are coming" It was "The regulars (Red coats) are coming" Because at the time, everyone identified themselves as british citizens

>>22059253
And he also rode only a short route. Israel Bissell rode much further and warned far more people.

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>>22055359
Who /duel/ here?
Pistols or swords?
I prefer pistols, for I have not the time to train myself with the blade. Furthermore I hazard to forward the notion that I am quite the marksman myself.

>>22059195
Does anyone have the picture of the plaque telling the story of the 80 year old guy who killed like 15 British soldiers during the revolutionary war?

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>>22059312
>pictured: 1700's /k/ Meetup

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*surrounded by redcoats*
You surrender or die Greene!
>"I should be telling you redcoats that."
Are you mad?
*teleports behind first redcoat and breaks his neck*
>"you had your chance"
*charged by a German Hessian* •trips him and draws a flintlock pistol and end caps in the back of his head•
>"whose next?"
*one redcoat fires his rifle and misses as another redcoat charges bayonet drawn* •Greene takes them both out with his cavalry saber•
>"this is too easy"
*the last redcoat starts running away* •Greene throws his saber at him and it lands square in his back•
*Greene walks over and retrieves his saber*
>"nothing personal kid"

>>22059253
Nigga, it was actually, "The Regulars are out!"

>>22059364
gotta go fast

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>>22059312
The pistol allows a man of less skill to best a man of more skill simply by virtue of shooting first.

The sword requires each man to readily train himself and face his opponent in uninterrupted close combat. What sort of peasant would see more honor in fighting with a pistol? The small sword is a gentlemen's weapon.

>>22059442
Ah, but to raise, aim, and fire quickly and accurately requires its own skill, good sir. And then, should you be so unfortunate to miss, you must stand bravely as your opponent squarely aims for you.

I ask, is there anything more to measure a man who can stare down death?

>>22059486
While I respect your desire to defend your honor, the duelist who is first to receive fire is never given opportunity to defend himself. How can we decide who is the better man if one may be killed by a lucky first shot.

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>>22058892
Eat a dick

Courtesy,
Hessen

>>22059544
Good sir, you can not hope to imply that never has there been a master swordsman in the history of time who has ever fallen to the blade of a lesser man, by act of luck, provenance, or misfortune.

>>22059635
Perhaps, but in the midst of combat the swordsman always had ample opportunity to defend against an incoming thrust. If he is stuck it is not attributed to misfortune but carelessness.

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French colony bro here. I hope you fuck those Brits up. They'll never take Quebec City, that's for damned sure.

>>22059664
Then by such token, if a man should be shot dead first, was he not careless in his own way? If by grace of his skills he, the better of two pistoliers, should die in much the same manner of your example. While he can not deflect or otherwise stop the deathly shot, he ought to have shot first himself then?

>Ameridandies will never know the sensation of being a glorious arms owning European soldier for hire.

Enjoy not being allowed to import arms.

>>22059719
>confirmed for never defending thine honor.

Breaking character for a moment, thats not actually how pistol duels were conducted. (at least not usually. No joke, most of the time it was a coin flip that decided who shot first. The other had to sit there and wait his turn before shooting back.

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>>22059344
You talking about this guy?

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And then I said "Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes."
Then this militia man looked at me with the dumb look "you serious colonel?"
I turned to him and shouted "Nigga, did I stutter?"
Anywho that's how Colonel William Prescott handles business around these parts gentlemen.

>muh freedoms
>muh rights
>muh declaration

You colonists can go fuck yourselves on that declaration of yours. This revolution will be over in 3 months' time, you just can't beat British military power

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>>22059092
Is that a Modèle 1777?

Why would any loyal subject want to openly carry a musket in the first place? All you will do is bring the crown down upon your head, and scare innocent mothers and their little ones.

And really, with frigates, artillery, and large armies of redcoats, there's no way a few colonials with muskets could ever impugn the honor of his majesty in the first place.

Wouldn't it be simpler to just pay the tea tax? How sensitive and avaricious are you knaves?

>>22060144
>implying this is what the revolution was actually about

>>22056489

*tips tricorn*

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Purchased one of these upon visiting Tuscany a few fortnights ago. How did I do?

>>22059797
Then there's no such thing as a lucky shot, only a well aimed one.

>>22060410
The lucky shot is the one who gets to shoot first. If both men are capable of hitting their target than their life is literally left up to a coin toss.

>>22060375
You know what? I need to get one. Those things are too legit to quit.

>>22060385
How does that thing work? Is it deadly?

>>22060467
It operates through the power of air, and is capable of holding 20 bullets.

>>22060485
It'll never last, just like a spark in the ultimately superior flash pan

>>22060030
This amused me

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>>22060485
>operates on air

>>22055514
Go away. Next time you get the spastic urge to be "funny", head on over to reddit or something.

You contributed nothing and your shitpost is wasting valuable kbs.

>>22055610
This guy was a badass AND gave us a day off in school. Thank you based Poland.

>>22060686
>implying it isn't an accurate ITT of this thread

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What does /k/ think of these new "rifled" muskets? Seems promising but wouldn't it make for an unsportsmanly battle?

>>22060821
Rifles are extremely dangerous in the wrong hands. No American should ever have access to these military grade weapons. Only His Royal Majesty's Imperial Army should have access to them!

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Ho, yon cobblers! I hath reciev'd mine inheritance from grand-uncle Horatius in Prussia! What thinkst thou?

>>22059711
Acadiabro here. Come help us remove crumpet, for what they did to us

>>22060730
Why are you even here in the first place if that's what you think? Go away then.

People are having a discussion and exchanging ideas and that douche isn't advancing the subject or thread at all.

It's like he is a lost redditor making Archer references (something something lazy stupid joke) and fishing for up-votes. This isn't that place.

>>22062180
oyyyy veyyyyy

an assault pistol! ban ban ban baannn!!!!!

>>22060821
They look like they would work. Makes me think it could be the very last bullet we need.

>tfw loyalist
>tfw everyone i know is loyalist or does not care
>tfw those few obnoxious traitorous faggots are probably going to ruin colonies forever
Long live the king

>>22059442
*tips tri-corner hat*

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>>22060144
>Visiting relatives in Charleston the other fortnight
>OC'ing my grandfathers flintlock after a glorious day of hunting turkey
>Stop in to the local general goods establishment to acquire refreshments
>An Irish shrew of a woman accompanied by her filthy brood begins to accost me
>"This man doth carry a deadly musket! He might killeth my chilluns!"
>Local Constabulary arrives to investigate the ruckus
>Politely inform the constabulary of the details of the occurrence, the good shop keeper corroborates my tale.
>Irish woman screams in her heathen tongue and does assault the honorable constables.
>They clap her in irons and escort to the town stockade for the day
>Your humble author now regularly practices militia drills with the good constables of Charleston.
>Many hurrah's were had that day
>Long Live the King you fabulous dandies

>>22059354
>50 men show up
>only 1 goes home

Haha, what a group of people they were...

>>22060821
>Thinking those tiny cones will ever replace our glorious musket balls
I tip my wig to you.

>>22055359
>be me
>be free
>battle of lexington/concord
>Shits blowing up and the brits are trying to cross the river
>some faggot indian in a tepee robe rides up and starts ordering the groups to fire
>actually works pretty well
>we reload and wait for his mark
>Redcoats are getting into position across river
>should we shoot? Wheres the indian?
>redcoats take aim
>seriously should we shoot?
>redcoats shoot
>best mate gets domed
>im like the only guy left, everyones dead
>indian rides up and yells at me to fire
>well_fuck.jpg
God how i hate those yellow toothed bastards, but not as much as i hate Connor.

>>22064739


Hells bells /k/! I think just shot a mick!
>Drinking my 7th hard cider before noon, as usual
>fine irish wench in the stocks near the tavern
>no one around
>start to feel her 16 yr old ass and berate her for her shameful catholicism, and her 17 kids
>fucking Quakers giving me dirty looks
>growing tumescent
>then her 15 yr old mick husband comes around the corner with all his brothers and cousins
>they start potato-ing out, likely whiskey drunk
>pull grab up my fowling piece
>discharge into his befreckled catholic breast
>Quakers scatter
> Leap my horse and return to farm where I am indentured servant
> put on le cool visage for master, cut 2 chords of firewood, shoe the mules, switch to drinking beer

What should I do with my fowling piece? Will those damned cowardly boot licking Quakers inform upon me? will the constable and my master send me to Georgia? Shall I bug out across the Appalachians or to the Iroquois ? I am greatly vexed!

>>22059092
>>mfw people actually think the American Revolution was more than a proxy war between Spain, France, United Provinces and Britain
Even if it was, it changes nothing about its significance relative to the parties participating in it.

>>22060385
I read it takes too much pumps, but what about adapting so you can take it to a machine air compressor and just fill it and keep shooting

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>>22065183
>My visage when protestant heretics.

Quakers are naught but a waste of air, you are most likely safe.

A small cadre of Rangers could easily take a brigade of Grenadiers.

Care to cross words with me, scoundrels?

>>22066220
*tips bearskin*

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>My visage when the lot of these young fools believe that a few moronic farmers can overthrow a mighty empire.

Sure is harvesting season in here

ITT: Sport Wench stories
>Walk into tavern
>Concealing my flintlock pistol
>There be redcoats about
>Wench sitting alone in a corner 'avin a giggle at my wig
>Shrug it off and retrieve alcoholic beverages
>She sees my flintlock
>Calls the regulars
>Present British Crown military ID
>They laugh at wench and tar and feather her
>Regular bros and I go target shoot some colonists the next day

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Hi, former heavy cavalryman from France here, now a cadet under our good King Louis the XVIth. You did tremendous well against those cursed redcoats. I wish I could have battle at your side !

>>22066361
>ye tales of falsehood

>>22066384
I doth say, that painting with your pamphlet be of the utmost interest.
Pray tell, what is that intricate flintlock at your side?

>>22055558

Cavalry in half an hour good fellow.

>>22066411
>>22066384
Also, where be your legs? I only see your greatcoat and boots. What hath the French wrought?

>Be thineself
>Sitting at ye household
>Someone comes a' rapping at your door
>It be the Regulars
>You must make a stand

What orchestral melody plays in your mind as your last moments fall?

>>22066425
The painter has not finished his work yet. It might look like someone made breeches with fabrics coloured like the woods, but it is not.

>>22066411
A MAS 1774 of course

>>22066470
Any answer that is not "Yankee Doddle Dandie" is answer that could only be delivered by a miscreant plebeian of a person.

>>22055419
OP said 1776. The Marines were founded in 1775.

>>22066236
Bearskins weren't worn until after the Napoleonic Wars
They were literally hats taken as trophies from the French

>>22056489
Amazing 11/10

>>22066700
Actually, that's wrong. The Grenadier Guards earned their bearskins at Waterloo, yes.

But bearskins were worn by British grenadiers as early as the French and Indian wars.
Source: Oxford History of the British Army
The Imperial War Museum in Manchester
Don Troiani's Soldiers in America, 1754-1865
Highlander in the French-Indian War: 1756-67
By Ian MacPherson McCulloch

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Bidf all over.
Go back to Britain thou loyalist shills.
>my wife is a loyalist
>tried turning Jameson, Samuel, George, Henry, Elizabeth, and my 3 negros against me.
>my lads have been raised better than she and my negros are good slaves
>wife gets Samuels musket to shoot me but can not load it
> I slap her as if she was the king.
> my negros take her to a wig
>she is now in the stockades
Pic related
>my eldest sons and I laughing at that wicked wench

>>22062180
Ye be an operational homosexual! Why do thine need so many fancy parts? Ye must do so much knivering with thine fancy,over-thought weapon.It shant compare to ye goode musket of Nagant!

>>22055717
>fir

You. I like you.

>>22059052
Look at the gun he is holding. Get the joke now chief?

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My compatriots, I have heard some startling rumors!

Supposedly, the British are contracting German mercenaries to fight us against our sweet revolution. Is the day of reckoning finally at hand for our poor new nation?

>>22072773
it doth be happening

>>22058892

Where do people find images like this? I love seeing uniforms of historical armies, is there like a website for any of these?

Verily my lads, I doth come bearing a tale of utmost disturbance.

>Be this humble author
>Hunting deep in the woods of Appalacia
>Traveling with my best mate William
>A fortnight passes without incident
>Late next night William and I hear a noise outside our cabin
>We leave the cabin to inspect the ruckus
>Foul smell like a portal to Hell assaults out nostrils
>A pile of dead goats next to our fire
>I am verily spooked, but William believes it to be a prank by the local injuns
>Later that night William leaves to use the facilities in the woodes
>He does not arrive back at the cabin until after first light
>I inquire as to his whereabouts for the greater part of the previous night
>He replied, and I quote, "I would not worry thine self about such things."
>William keeps broaching the topic of going out into the woode one last time but I will have none of it
>Leave Appalachia and return to Boston
>William acts as a total stranger now, and his family and loved ones are all concerned.

When last I spoke with his goodewife, she informs me that he is of violent tendency and she worries greatly about him. I do believe my best mate William was accosted by some foul native magic that night in Appalachia.

What should this author do, oh great and wise board of arms?

>>22055674
And how do you suppose we'll fit all the musket balls down the barrel?
>Checkmate

>>22072773
Not with that atrocious headwear
>tricorn masterrace

>>22055476
Mr. Franklin is serving as our ambassador to France, a fine, brave nation that has never surrendered.

>>22072773
Are those Prussians bearing Charleville muskets?

>>22056072
Go back to playing Tewaaraton, injun.

I mean, in the great colony of Pennsylvania we enjoy your companionship, but I would hide before those New Yorkers start showing up. I'm scared to see what the place will look like in 250 years.

GUYS GUYS, I DON'T THINK "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" IS CLEAR ENOUGH

>>22056453
>gear-dandy
under-rated posted

>>22059711
>They'll never take Quebec City, that's for damned sure.
>1776
They already did

>the year is 1776
>new york is still populated by bootlicking faggots
the more things change, the more things stay the same

>>22072773
Have you seen the posts of the Balkan mercenary who guards cotton and tobacco shipments? He claims he is handsomely reimbursed and isn't even part of a company.

>>22073168
He only wished to show you an utmost astounding sighte! I would go and seek this wonder for thineself.

>All these colonistboos claiming the British Army carried out the so called 'Boston Massacre'

We have woodcut evidence that it was the Rebels, using muskets shipped over from France. But those deluded retards still claim 'herp how could non trained rebels know how to use such sophisticated tech to accurately hit a stone throwing civillian derp'

Someone seriously needs to stand up to that dictator Puti....Napoleon.

>>22055395
Mel Gibson is such a fucknut.

>>22073168

I would not be too concerned about his actions, my anonymous friend.

Quaker here, I'll have you know that owning slaves is unconscionable and an offense to god.
May you be merry in hell.

>>22082857
QIDF please go

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>>22055443

>>22060923
Exactly, we need what you can't have, to keep YOU safe! The kind commands it.

>>22083913
King*

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good goyim
create america heh heh

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>>22082857
>my religion forbids me from being surrounded by a harem of negroid sex slaves so I'm going to bitch and moan at everyone who is
For Christ sake man if thine wife is that cold and frigid just employ the services of a woman of easy virtue and so cease to nag at us forsooth!

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>>22056072
It's okay, just come out west where I am. No white man could ever survive in these open spaces, they will be ours forever. No trees for the white man to take, and no yellow rock they seek.

>>22069545

Enjoy launching thine single ball and then futilely thrusting with ye olde rust-pocked beblunted bayonet, whilst I fire a veritable fusillade, thou beslobbering unctuous pumpion!

>>22084493
Pfft jews were busy getting buttfucked by Ottomans right now.

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>>22072908
Osprey books. Google around, there's a torrent of all of them out there.

>>22090379

Osprey is the best.

>>22090030
A good chunk of Thomas Paine's "Common Sense" could be retitled "Fuck the Jews". Read it.

I AM FROM THE YEAR 2014 AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU ALL YOUR WEAPONS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY BY THE VERY GOVERNMENT YOUR DEFENDING.
ALSO SLAVERY IS ABOLISHED AND BRITAIN IS OUR ALLIE

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>>22077970
>1776
>Napoleon