>Go to local gun store to buy new pistol.
>They have exactly what I want, Baby Eagle in 9x19.
>Take another look at the one on the floor just to feel it.
>Yes, this is what I want. I'll take it.
>Guy says they have an unopened one in the back he can grab.
>Sounds good, let's do it.
>Pay for the gun, fill out the paperwork, take it home.
>Open up the box, fondling my new handgun.
>Feels so good.
What. the fuck. You know, I never bought into the /pol/ shit about jews, but now I'm not so sure.
I can't believe this shit. Schlomo you had ONE FUCKING JOB.
How the fuck can that even happen? It's like there is literally some jew at a typewriter that prints on pistols instead of paper and he made a typo.
Seriously though, this has got to be a shoop, right?
E..excuse me. They spelt desert wrong on my gun can you help me out?
Not a shoop at all. I can't imagine what stupid sheckler fat fingered his keyboard to result in this. How many other people will suffer this same fate?
That's what I'm afraid of, I feel like the shop won't do shit about it because it has nothing to do with them.
And I'm afraid IWI won't give a fuck because...
It definitely seems real. The finish is identical to the other ones I've held, the fit seems good, it cycles smoothly by hand. The magazines seem quality. It's just.... Dersert, man.
I know it's made by jews you stupid fucking putz. It's made my ISRAEL WEAPONS INDUSTRIES for shits sake. Why don't you actually look at the image before you post, or do you not know how desert is spelled either?
>buying Israeli shit
the Jericho 941/Baby Eagle is one of the worst handguns you can buy
And in 9mm you're basically fucking yourself
When they fix the pistol, you'll have one of the few handguns with the spelling error. Think of it as if it were one of those pennies that got stamped twice with the date.
Rare, and also hilarious. If it's really that big of a problem though, you can probably ask for a new frame.
Must be something about .TMs
Jews care for there products.
TBH I agree with the people saying it's like the pennies; it's a rare and funny fluke that makes your pistol a little more unique than others without compromising its functionality. I'd be happy with it.
Oh Goyim, We frixed the sled rails, you merst be a Holocaerst denier for saying IWI is shiet.Now give Shekels!
This. Accept this gun as your new identity and embrace it. It is not misspelled. It is destinyspelled. Your aura brought it to you. It has always been your gun, since the day it was assembled. The machine that engraved the rollmark onto the slide reached out to the universe and said, "Where does this weapon belong? In the hands of an Czech housewife with a violent ex-boyfriend? On the hip of an armed security guard in a Dallas shopping center?"
The universe spoke back, ordering thusly, "The Mudercube has selected this one, machine. Mark it so, and it shall be directed by the ebb and flow of my workings to OP, that he may tripcode after it and post much shit."
"Ah, if it be the will of /my/ deity, the almighty Cube... So be it, Universe. Please watch over the Murder Cube."
"And may the Murder Cube watch over you, machine."
>tfw just got back from Israel
>tfw were literal happy merchants
>tfw I am Jewish
>this whole thread
should have bought a Tanfoglio or CZ-75 instead.
>comparing yourself to a dignified hobby
Nope. Gun fags aren't paying for shit like that. I know I wouldn't. But maybe they won't notice. If OP sells it quickly, maybe he can Jew someone else out of their money. It will be a never-ending cycle.
>Anon is now King of the Jews
>hfw this is his part in the official coronation ceremony
You must have a counterfeit. That is the only possible explanation. Go to the gun store and demand they exchange it. Otherwise contact ATF, FBI, and the sheriff's department.
Or, this is a good Photoshop.
Id call IWI and ask them if they have heard of counterfit baby deagles. Send them a pic. Ask what they will do to fix the situation. See if they will send you some free mags and give you a free written lifetime warranty if they wont let you return it because is a manufacturer defect.
If you cant jew the jews, then Id still keep it, just cause its unique and more than likely no one else has a 'DERSERT' lmfao
>ITT your first speciul snowflaek
Should've bought the babby eagle from magnum research OP.
Gives your shekles to the Moonies not the joos
> Kahr Arms bought magnum research.
> at least I can hope those crazy cultists make a MA Ok deagle
Should have been 6 million shekels
daily reminder the shekel sign is literally two hands rubbing
Except that he can never resell it because pretty much every buyer will think it's counterfeit and tell him to fuck off. I know I would. It's not a penny, it's a fucking gun. Their values are not based on the same things.
OP, go get your 15 minutes of fame. Contact real firearm blogs like TFB, ENDO, and maybe even TTAG with your story. Those mainstream blogs love this shit.
See what they all say, if you can create a big enough hype then maybe you can go about auctioning it for much more than its worth.
MFW no one in this thread realizes this gun is counterfeit because the company that makes the Desert Eagle is IMI, not IWI
fucking losing it this is making my goddamn week
>this whole thread
god damn it, I pissed myself... OP you're so fucking lucky I have to wear a diarper because of surgery, or else you'd owe me a new pair of pernts.
It's ok to be a poorfag but some of us do more than stamp fenders down past 8 mile.
It was a Senco and they weren't going for much more than that at the time.
mah niggas, just downloaded it today
>tfw trigger happy should be /k/ official song
a tailor generally does that when it comes to suits, military uniforms. etc. Proper fitting clothes go a long way to making someone believe just about anything.
>although our last 2 gens of active duty uniforms having the same cut as a hefty brand trashbag sure makes it easy to be disheveled and stolen valor
and he had his tailor make it fit him. What, do you think it is some eldritch magic that lets a boot put on his dress blues and not look like a disheveled piece of shit? They make sure those things fit prvt. fuckousky
>who's doing the kubes divine will
Thank you based anon
How exactly do you know it doesn't say Magnum research on the gun or box? He hasn't shown a picture of either where it would be visible? Also, the magnum research is on the frame, not the slide.
>implying they machine or etch each one instead of roll stamping with a die, which would imply they are all misspelled, or
>someone sits and enters the mark for each gun? They cant copy/paste on jew CNC machines?
I am confused
I refuse to support Israel but you really can't say it is a shifty gun. The big eagle could be fairly called impractical and unreliable for carry, but the Jericho is pretty nice. The 3 I have fired were really nice.
>implying you didn't get bamboozled by a "like" pistol
Y U NO RIKE YO RORONCO DERSERT EGOR PRSTOR?!!
IS BEST PISTOR! YOU BUY, YOU RIKE, NO REFUNS!!!
I would buy it. I wouldn't pay extra like with a coin, but as long as I could confirm it wasn't fake I would prefer having a wacky error like that. Although I don't ever sell guns, once they are mine they are mine forever, so idgaf who besides me believes it's real...
I imagine if that is the case, we will be hearing about it shortly. Either way, even if it's a copy we will hear about it.
I like to believe it is a mysterious one-off delivered to OP by the kube. But there may be others.
Actually, Chinese do the L instead of the R, so really, it'd be lolinco. I could get behind that.
>you will never have a weaponized loli cyborg
It hurts to live /k/
>not being that based dad who left that guy's girlfriend a room full of guns
I get where your coming from but I usually don't sell my guns, if I do get rid of one it's usually as a gift to a close friend or family member.
If I ever become that dad the story will be very different, because if my daughter was so indifferent to guns that she'd give me life's work to her boyfriend then she'd have been out of the will long before I croaked.
I don't buy guns like that man, I only buy what I know I'm going to keep indefinitely. I have given them to people close to me, or sold to friends at the price I paid when they really needed a defense gun or I teach them to shoot, but guns aren't something I would ever buy with the intent to keep it for a while and trade it in. That's like leasing a car instead of buying it; I guess that's what some people like, but I just don't get it.
Although I only buy a maximum of about a gun a year, when I start running out of space maybe I will feel different. There are so many different guns with such different uses and feels to them, why not just keep what you have and add to it? Also the longer I use a gun the more familiar and comfortable with it I become, and that translates into accuracy.
I'm different anon, my daughter is turning 8 this month, and she loves to shoot. It's usually an air rifle or co2 pistol but she has fired my .22lr pump action, and my h and r 22lr revolver with shorts. She's bretty good, just needed a sandbag on the bench for the rifle because it was too heavy for her to fire standing without wobbling all over.
Tfw they pull the trigger for the first time and their eyes just light up with glee. Feelsgoodman.jpg
Good memories of going to my uncles farm and him giving me a fully loaded shotgun with a pebble on the barrel. He wouldn't let me shoot until I was steady enough and pull both triggers without letting it fall.
When she was 5 and I got her and me a crosman pistol share, she had to carry it around for an hour without muzzle sweeping anything she shouldn't(mostly the cat, me, and her mother but k had concerns for the electronic devices as well). She was getting so bored but when I finally took her outside, I lined up a 12 pack of warm diet coke that had been sitting in the bed of the truck in the sun.
Reactive targets, especially messy ones like that, are so fascinating to little kids, it's fun for me too for that matter. I want to get us some tannerite when I step her up to centerfire.
Hey, CN, how about another DC comics cartoon?
>Sure, here's Teen Titans
How about something with art more like BatmanTAS and JLU? And less weeaboo bullshit.
>What, you don't like weeaboo bullshit? Okay, here, have Young Justice.
Oh what the fuck, CN?! You fags cancelled it before I got a chance to watch!
>Oh, our bad. We wanted to make room for the new Teen Titans series.
Is it going to be anything like the last one? I kind've miss it now, weeaboo bullshit and everything.
>Same voices and character designs!
Oh hell yeah.
>TEEN TITANS GO!
Is JIDF sleeping or busy tweeting about Gaza? This thread needs some answers!
Docter Steve Brule here, today I'm gonna teach ya how to shoot the Dersert Eagle just like a hunk
They aren't your average run of the mill faggot. No. Tripcode faggots are the kind of faggots that cover themselves in glitter and peacock feathers and walk tall at the front of the pride parade while holding a sign and loudly proclaiming how much they lock the cock.
If anyone makes a picture of this with jokes and stuff make sure to include a Ben Garrison logo at the bottom
How 'bout they sold a fucked up product?
In any other business you'd get a replacement unless the dude in charge is an utter dickbag.
Why would the gun business be different?
>hey, it says ADEEDAS on these Adidas sneakers I bought from you yesterday and I'd like another pair
>YEAH, WELL, WE DIDN'T MAKE THE SHOES SO WE DIDN'T MAKE THE MISTAKE
If you didnt plan on selling it whats the problem?
Besides its kinda funny, i'd keep it because A.) you bought it and B.) is a conversation piece that could potentially be worthy of compensation from IWI in the future.
Its not like its a .fiddy, where saying Desert Eagle proper is of fundamental importance
I think so too
I highly doubt the engraving system IWI uses would allow for a mistake like this to ever happen. I'm sure its all automated and the engraver formats are set in stone. I mean mistakes happen but not like OP's
I'm trying to find my ThreadWatcher program so I can DL the whole thread and do a precise cap. Kind've also thinking of doing some video to go along with the Chirbits for poops and whoops. Just wish OP would take more pictures of the gun and preferably make a short video of it turning around on a lazy susan or some shit. But I think I can just find footage of some other babby deagle spinning and just use it.
What else would I do? I'm basically out of material on this subject. Had a lot of fun doing it to fight boredom last night, though. Think I'll make a habit out recording shitposts for /k/.
This thread has been so wonderful for a lot of reasons, though. Just... Dersert Eagle, man...
Actually, looking at my Chirb.it stuff from yesterday right now. Surprised more people didn't like http://chirb.it/3zF2k3
It was my favorite one to do, but goddamn the other two have gotten more listens in 24 hrs than stuff on my ACTUAL Chirb.it that is recorded with higher quality microphones and has been around for years.
final bump before thread dies forever
link to archive of thread before thread dies forever
was best thread
was life, love, and other stuff
never forget dersert eagle
Functional retarded's ass! Do not use that gat! Keep the box, accessories, paperwork, wrappings, and clothes you were wearing that day in pristine condition. And keep it all together. In about 10 years it'll be worth 10 times what you paid for it.
Your other option is to contact the Israelis and explain the situation. See what they offer to make it right. At the very least, replacement in kind with free expedited shipping and 4 spare mags.
>Rail on the subcompact model
>Any form of "desert eagle pistol"
Anon, I think you got took.
AFAIK the only Uzi Eagles that were imported with ramped sights are the Baby Eagle models, which also don't have rails on the subcompact model. I don't know how easy it is to make/import a counterfeit gun, but I think you might've managed to buy one.