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Safe morning, roc/k/, me am get back from fun cave with new toy, only cost three shell and two smooth pebble. How me do? Me think I am get witch doctor ritual from Cavebureau of Firewater, Smokegrass, and Rocks next season so I can tie to end of stick without angering Sun God.
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>>21613827
>three shell and two smooth pebble
me think you tricked. Cost me only two shell and one pebble.
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>>21613827
>three shell and two smooth pebble
You give too much. Worth only 3 shell .
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>>21613827
>Still believing in sun god
We have fire now!
We have enslaved the sun!
We no need permission for spear!
Me already have plenty spear.
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> buy rock
> shitpost about it on /k/

Poorfags cant into bow and arrow. Enjoy being sodomized by sabretooth.
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>>21613827

Why you need rock? Can eat berries to live and climb tree with family to avoid giant toothed cat. No true cave man needs rock.
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>>21613827
going hunting for big game. take long pointy stick with me. stop at center of camp to get berries and water skin. rocker moms everywhere. rocker moms start screaming at me about big stick. I think the big nose tribe we came across last moon is behind this.
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>>21613867
>confirmed berry picker
Shouldn't you be in cave waiting for your male?
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>poortug not have enough shells and shiny rocks for rock thrower
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>>21613867
Climb back to tree and do us all favor.
We no need some softies like you!
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>>21613881
That over engineered thing?
Me prefer the old and tried way of just throwing rocks.
No need for parts that you maintain and which brake all the time.
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>>21613877
>>21613882

haha I Neanderthal you!
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>harnessing of fire + 385,000
>still talking like homo erectus
>not using based spears
I bet you don't even paint caves.
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>>21613867
>"no needs rock"
me know what tribe kill next cold time and need eat
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>>21613867
Me not live in fear of beaver toothed cat! One sun up, many seasons from now, we will rule whole land!
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>>21613827
You carry rock in pelt. You no want rocker moms to get rock banned from tribe. You neanderthal?
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Why want deal with Firewater, Smokegrass, and Rocks? They no appreciate free caveman. They only want take away rock from caveman. Me no trust them to have cave painting keeping track of rocks.
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>>21613855
>no get witch doctor ritual from cavebureau
>think they no notice
have fun in mammoth pit
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>>21613903
>painting caves
>not using paint for face paint
Do you even look pretty for your mate?
Or is she already so desperate that she would go out with a mega-bear, but constantly mistakes you for one?
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>>21613913
Me know too. One day they come into our cave, take our rock. Me prepared, lost my rock on tragic raft accident.
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>age of spear
>be advanced caveman
>still using 19,011,000BC rock
>not using based Grock 19

it like you still monkey
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>>21613927

>Third moon
>Not taking mate by force from neighboring tribe
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>>21613827
Big rock too slow. You get many smaller rocks. Go faster. Better kill.
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>>21613935
>Grock 19

Have fun picking stone splinters off of your face when that thing shatters in your hands.
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>>21613827

sounds like the penis cutting people have swindled another hard working caveman
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>>21613864
bowfag please go

>"oh, look at me, me have bow"
>"it has less range than sling but better"
>"me pointy sticks"
>"me follow up shots"
>"bowstring does not break if you put wax on it"

enjoy getting raped by apeman when you string snaps

Me am safe from rape because have sling
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Me find strange object buried in ground, not know what do, help?
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>>21613943
no rocking power
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>>21613940
No need to take by force if comes by her own will.

ladies like good facepaint, you should try too.
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>>21613827
Did you even look at cave painting? Big 5 cave is running special on atl-atl.
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>>21613954
try hit eat
if not food, hit with rock
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>>21613954
Look like funny club.
Use for clubbing says i!
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>>21613954

It gift from gods, try mate with it
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>>21613935
>groknade 19

enjoy your pebbleface
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>>21613933
they take rock only from COLD DEAD HANDS! me no care what chief barruka obongu say, he need read cave painting of rights
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>>21613954

I holy man

this thing sent from fertility god

place under pilliow

many suns for you
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>>21613827
I got %80 rock. No need Cavebureau of Firewater, Smokergrass, and Rocks.
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>>21613978
me vote for rockney
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>>21613954
is sun god club

club for sun god
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>>21613986
soon cavebureau will make witchdoctor ritual for all rock, me think
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>>21613864

Ha. Ha. Bow.

No fun with maintenance!

Rock strong, plentiful, reliable.
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>>21613954
me think it is talisman for sun god, look at strange cave painting behind it! but sun god looks angered,me would not use to summon sun god, if you use talisman to summon sun god though, post cave painting. me be interested to look how it works for you!
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Check me recent acquisitions.
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Me put whole pelt on. Put hollow head over my head. Felt good. Me thinks you should try.
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>>21613981
cavepaint or it did not happen
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>>21613966
Me try eating, taste strange, hurt teeth, try hitting with rock, part of object fly off, create light and cloud and make ground shake, hurt ears, wipe out entire tribe, no seem to work twice.
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>>21614035
Me once try atlatl, me like.
Especially the kalashnirock type atlatl.
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>>21614049
>kalashnirock
>not Stoner

>laughingmamoths.rockpeg
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>>21614035
stupid rockstien think atlatl be powerful enough to break cave

have rockermoms ask me if me need to take down mammoth and tell me water foul enough for diet

they can all rock off
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Me heard of new kind of rock, has many points, points break off when you throw. Next tribe over say it last rock me ever need. What you think?
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>>21614049
stoner atlatl best
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>>21614035
Why small? You kill ant?
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>>21613935
ha ha ha!
>use weak 9 inch spear
>not one stab kill 45 inch spear
>brags about it

u need evolve, me only use 45inch spear, it stop blackened skin tribesmen dead, one stab
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>>21613954
>>21613954
lol ww3
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>>21614094

Stoner atlatl is dung, everyone know it break after throw like three spear. You waste shell if atlatl not Kalashnirock
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>out looking new rock
>other hunter asks if try rock on stick
>ughwat.cavepaint
>take rock and tie to stick he said
>i ask him why
>gives longer reach
>me throw rock at him
>perfect placement, knocks out
>long enough range for me, cromagdumb.
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>>21614134
not long until rockstein destroy shoulder stick that go up
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>>21614134
>you throw rock at me
>you miss
>me stab you with me rock on stick
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>>21614147
look at Mein Rock cave painting

learn how to club big nose tribe. throw all big nose into mammoth pit and keep them there.
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>>21614156
Me throw many rock same time. Many hits.
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>>21614183
How you carry many rocks? You only two hands.
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>>21613827
Me think I am get witch doctor ritual from Cavebureau of Firewater, Smokegrass, and Rocks next season so I can tie to end of stick without angering Sun God.

Fucking lost it. You dun good OP.
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>>21614172

>Mein Rock

/tribalcouncil/ pls go
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>>21614183

Why you NEED salt rocks?
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>>21614207
me have high-capacity loincloth
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Me hear the tribe rock carvers been working on this thing.
What you think?
Will it work?
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>>21614223
>wearing loincloth
>not use man snake as stick for hitting
How feel being woman?
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LOL you all go stab animals for long time I get to pick berries and fuck all your mates. Just think you come back from long hunt only to fuck my leftovers
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>>21613952
> look at me I have sling
> implying stopping power
> arrow stronk
Also
> not enjoying rock hard man in stink cave
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>>21614212
I have right to salt rocks. Deer forest god give all neanderthals right to salt rocks. Why you no look at cave painting of rights again?
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>>21614266
Neanderthal detected.
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Me dig up strange object from where I found bang stick, not sure what purpose it have.
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>>21614278
It seems compelling....
I think it god.
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me hate people of who open carry armilite rock 15 or kalashnirock into business with no ask before. they carry rock/spear at the ready, they need sling spear over back or put rock in mammoth skin holder. they are mostly of the bearded neck tribe and got open carry banned at the whatacaribouburger because rocker moms get scared when neck bearded ones hold spear in hand when ordering a whatacaribouburger
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>>21614278
me don't know. better start worshiping it. just in case it get angry.
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>>21614278
I hear words from it. It's god of something
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>>21614278
me hear voice in head
say strange words
me hear 'remoov kibab'
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soup /k/

Who makes a better smash rock? Hock & Zorg or Grog?
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>>21614256

>imply cavewoman want breed with tiny berrypickers who probably get mistaken for twig and eaten by sloth
>laughingaustralopithicus.moonpebble3

Me need that laugh, thanks cavelet.
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>>21613994
>not Rock Paul
Me bet you do mating with other male
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>>21614264
enjoy getting rock in stink cave that is your mouth when you bow snaps chimpman

also; rock going fast > stick going fast

I would rather carry around 5 rock than 10 pointy stick that only have chance to stop rampaging apeman who eating the peyote
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>>21614278

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhwWAciO6F4
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>>21614035

>Spear

Why you waste peebles on spear? You already buy bullpup Atlatl!
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>>21614321
HK rocks? me look like made of beaver pelts?
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>>21614321
Stoner is best rockmam
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>>21613827
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>>21614346
>Not making own tools
You look at best weapon. You all be jealous
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Never change /k/, never change.
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>>21614386
Be that a new dinosaur dildo?
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>>21614385
>Look at me
>Me from /g/ cave
>Me bicker with others what best paint for cave painting

Get back to your own cave!
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>>21614386
Just hang that thing in cave
It will probably break the second time you use it.
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>>21614370

>still thinks Stoner uses obsidian not granite
>mfw
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>>21614400
>Be that a new dinosaur dildo?
To big for them lizards. Got idea from seeing your mother use dildo which can stab deep. This smaller than your mother dildo, should kill mammoths if it can please your mom
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What if Hillary Flinton become new tribe chief? We lose rocks?
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>>21614453
>What if Hillary Flinton become new tribe chief? We lose rocks?
We lose more than rocks. We lose meat. We be all fruity pickers
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>>21614386
/k/aveman are you for serious?
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>>21614386
>not obsidian
>not cut through rock of other man
>not cut through other man
>not make two piece of both
with superior wind tribe obsidian chipped many time you even cut through boulder
inferior rock can not cut through other rock or other man in one strike, and only make two piece through many strikes.
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>>21614453
>Hillary Flinton getting chosen to tribal chiefdom
>Ever

That even sillier than those kids who believe in undead mega-bears and constantly make silly plans on how to fight them.
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>>21614453
Me not think so unless fellow neandertal thows his Sun God approved rocks in a rock safe cave. Me must have rafting accident then and lose all my rocks in a terrible accident.
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>>21614344
> fling rock
> miss
> try to reload
> fumbles
> gets raped
> comes to /k/ complain about kel-stone

Slings are good for small game, for rape defense, you need penetration of sharp stick.

> also implying I dont have a sharpened stone attached end of arrow hidden from rock police in my cave
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Broke rock cave paint?
Broke rock cave paint.

>Be Ugg
>Me go to rockhut to look for new rock
>Walk in rock hut. Buba clan in rock hut
>Ask Buba chief for Kalishnarock
>"Why you need that rock? That rock no good for hunting. Nobody need salt rock"
>What kind rock you have then?
>Buba Chief show me Simonovrock
>Rock has vertical stick on front
>20 rock pouch
>Tughco stick tied to back of rock
>How much you want for rock
>"Me want 1500 pebbles"
>Walk back to home clan
>Write on /k/ cavepaint
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>>21614453
we form new tribe. South caves shall rise again!
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>>21614478
Why not use Obsidian of the far eastern tribes?
They know how to make good obsidian.
They even fold their obsidian thousand times to make it harder,
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>>21613874
>big nosed tribe
Me lulz
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Me had new idea!

I fill small cloth bag with much dust other day, and threw it at big toothed cat's eyes. Helped me much! Big cat gets blinded for a while, enough for me to stab it dead!

Me named it...Pocked Dirt!
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>>21614537
You sound like genius.
You will make many pebbles and mammoth tusks with this idea.
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Can you believe that pale skinned witch dianne fienstein is still alive.

> tfw old age will happen soon. Within our lifetime definitely
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Hey guys, have you heard the good news about bronze?
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>mfw this thread
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>>21614592
rock is best rock, me think
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>>21614585

what is bronze skyman?
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>>21614585
Not you again!
You visit us last week, show us how to make "wheel".
It roll right over me mother, now she cant cook.
If i see you gray zod again, i will smash you head in!
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>>21614585
>implying you won't just anally probe them
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>>21614585
Not you again. Last time he came around make many promises. Then he take me up to sky hut and put things in my stinky cave.
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>>21614498
nice try but sling have better range and accuracy.
IF sling miss me have plenty of time to reload because me so far away.
me can even through rock without sling if need be.
can you say that about small pointy stick?

also pointy stick over penetrate, don't do much damage if not hit in upper chest.
Rock break bone so easy me need to be blessed by bone shaman to prevent angering bone god.
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I bought assault rock. Now neighbor come and show me he bought 2 assault rock. Rock in each hand.

I grunt dual rock is stupid.

Tonight i take rock and bash stupid face in. Then I have 3 rock.
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>>21614655
should be 'throw rock'

me fingers so big and strong from firing sling all day they mess up cave paint.
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>>21614646
Oh fuck off, at least I don't pretend to be magical in front of sandniggers.
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Found slimey spears from gods
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>>21614655
> over penetrating

Dumb largenose, we live innawoods, where is it going to overpenetrate to? Krok hut? Fuck krok. Krok always go about
> why you need such large bow?
> you dont need bow to hunt mammoth
> your just afraid to fight with hands
> you have small penis
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>>21614713
look solid

leave out in sun for sungod to bless
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>>21614713
>No have rock at end

What you have there is no spear, is club, too long and too thin to be useful club.
Me say you better use them to make fire, then they be of use.
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>>21614713
Is that limeystone?
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I buy many spear from eastern tribesmen
They all covered in mammoth lard

What do?
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>>21614720
ok, Krok sound like walking stink cave but still, you end up not killing both Krok and dinner.
me load big sling with two rock and kill both
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>role-play thread on /k/
>125+ replies
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>>21614514
Me brother want to sell me black shiny for one whole deer pelt. Says rock sharp and gift from earth goddess, brother says all the eastern tribes are using it. Me think sure deer pelt pricey, but if sharp rock as good as brother say then me surely get more deer pelts. What do?
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>>21614713

Where you find that, Sergei? Bet you and your friend Nagantung be on crazy adventures again.
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>>21614763
nothing /k/ likes more than a time when everyone lived innawoods and there were no soccermoms
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This whole rockthread is gold, thanks roc/k/ friends, way to put more sun into dark day. Me maybe clean roc/k/s today.
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>>21614756
> killing 2 things
> same time
> confirmed norocks

Put your trip back on MammothHunter21Actual
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>>21614386
Me break your head with rock. Rock work fine.
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>>21614767
good trade. take many deer with shiny black rock. cut many enemy with shiny black rock
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>>21614774
>Implying there were on rocker moms

They want to take away our stones!
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>>21614767
Me once had a shiny black rock.
It broke in half after i stabbed with it for first time.

Do not buy, rather get a regular stone and use it for many moons.
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Me buy Frozen-Metal rock for 3 river stones.

Good trade?
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>>21614084
>implying atlatl not enough to take down any animal
>what is shot placement stoopid homo erectus
>not understanding follow up shot
>not having megafauna destroyer obsidian killers dart tips.

go back to mom's backcave noneckbeard.
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>>21614800
Caveman no need big rock for defend cave
pointy stick is very good for defending cave, what you need rock for, kill mammoth?
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>>21614814
Looks kinda iffy.
Looks like it gonna brake after a single hit.

You been fooled friend.
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>>21614776
You should have seen time I use sling to two birds with single rock

Even seen Grack get two with one throw from sling and his family is berrypickers
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>>21614814
No. Me want 10 squirrel skin and slavewife.
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who roc/k/ here
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>>21614763
This caveman with no name is as sharp as obsidian.
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me feelings when no rockerator gf
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oh no /k/ what do
me child wife begin bleed from wound between her legs
me go to witch doctor and he say "take rock, break child wife's head, is only way"
me don't know /k/, me afraid of Sun God's anger but me also afraid of hurt child wife again.
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>>21614812
It all eastern tribes fault, they push there black shiny rocks on other tribes, with how sharp they are and sell black shiny rocks for expensive price, knowing others will come back for more because they only ones who sell. Supposedly they have valley's full of black shiny stone.
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>>21614876
you sure witch doctor is true link to sun god?
I ask mine and he say put pelt up wound to stop bleed.
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>>21614902
and waste pelt? me disgusted
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>>21614874

>females
>rockerating

Me think you berry-picker

Females only good for make child
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>>21613867
>>21613877
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I from over big lake am
We have no spear there, elder ban all
only spearman is man approved by soothsayer.

>tfw no spear
at least we draguspear get where overlake tribe get no draguspear. Draguspear getting hard but worth it, we says.
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>>21614868
He loose from containment cave.
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I meet skymen who help up make big circle of big rocks. Rocks floaty in sky and be perfect align! Me so amaze I tell chieftain but he laugh at me and exile.

Should I go back to big rock circle? Me thinks sky people are try to speak to me and give me purpose.

Painting related.
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>>21614917
>big nose tribesman detected
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>>21614935

>i put money in child wife wound

Dark-skinned tribesman detected
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>>21614933
What forms hiding in painting?
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>>21614927
Me from over big mountain. We have spear there, very pointy too, but we can not take it from cave. MFW cave only, no pelt carry allowed because shaman said so.
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Me think rocks to dangerous have around tiny cavemen and mini cave wifes.

You all need stop bring rocks round tiny people
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>>21614996

>me tiny cavemen
>me feelings

>>>/rockkit/
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>>21613855
he am pretend! he not really have spear he work for cavebureau of fsr
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>>21614996
me do with rock as me wants. me am pray for Sun God to give you big husband to give your vagina many tiny cavemen and mini cave wifes, faggot.
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>>21614874
>get salt rock
>beat head of gf want
>????
>make many babies
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>>21614973
we get pelt carry but need shamans approval for pelt carry.

You must be real man to carry shaman say, I no real man, they caught me wearing sabretooth skin acting like sabretooth, I no get spear, I no get pelt carry I get ridicule only.
*me moving face behind big paw"
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>>21615151
Do us favor and go live with actual sabertooth.
You make everyone happy, even the sabertooth.
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>>21614745
me thinks you should replace stick part with rock part and put rock launcher on bottom
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>>21615174
Excuse me I is of no reffered as "you" is improper.
I is referred as "xou".

We are allready doing painting of cave wall, we are smert enough to make difference of gender in man and woman and xoman
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>>21615182
WHY YOU NORTHERN BIG LAND TRIBE WANT TO BUTCHER EVERY THING YOU SEE WITH MORE ROCK.

THE DESIGN OF GURRG RUGGISHLAV IS OF GREATEST FOR IT IS SIMPLEST. EVERY LEGTH OF STICK DOES ITS STICK JOB GOOD WHILE ROCK DO ROCK JOB GOOD. ADDING MORE ROCK RUIN BEAUTIFUL BALANCE AND MAKE RUGGISHLAV TURN IN MAMMOTH STOMACH. YOU ADD ROCK INSTEAD OF STICK YOU REMOVE BIT OF STORY THE SPEAR HAVE OF KILLING OF SANDTRIBE ON GRASS. YOU HAVE OF NO SOUL. THIS CAVEMAN TRULY DISSaPOINT
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>>21615201

>>xoman

Go to containment cave of loud women and man lovers. We no want man who think he breeder here.
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>>21613864
atlatl better than bow, so what if less accurate, is more reliable for when dung hits the firepit.
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>>21613827
/k/ me grandpa giv me cloth with many colors and big stick that make loud boom many times (cave painting related) , and many shiny rocks with pointy ends how it work?
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>>21615276
If make boom stick broken.

You fix it by taking stick of smaller round than hollow trunk on your shiny stick. Put stick in hollow trunk on shiny sstick and tie stone on the end of stick. You now have a functioning spear again.

You welcome.
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>>21615326
tank u based rockmando, I still need find many small shiny and pointy rocks (cave painting related)
also have strange writing on it
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>>21615276
>>21615326
>>21615369
also grand pa tell me cloth belong to very big and powerful tribe they hold much land. what happen to them?
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Me also like good rock and rock on stick. Have many expensive obsidian sharp rock on stick. Also spend much shells and pebbles on peltsuit. Me beastman. Cavepaint related, blend in with herd wearing peltsuit, do alpha male right up stink hole.
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>>21615380
what you think? tribe was destroyed by Sun God rage and sabertooths in middle of night.
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>>21615415
But tribe was biggest land had ever seen said grandpa, He tell me they have many rocks and spear.
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me tribe of bong ban rock thrower and club
me still of carry flint piece without anger sun god

>other tribes no have free witchdoctor
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>>21615431
then Sun God am very angry with tribe, and many sabtertooths attacked. me think is very simple, and you am ask too many question.
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>>21615465
YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT BIG TRIBE. WHAT YOU NOT TELL
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>>21615477
big nose tribe did it, methinks
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>>21615477
me know nothing about big tribe, me using simple logic.
big tribe make Sun God angry, Sun God attack big tribe with many sabertooths.
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>>21615483
big nose tribe knows Sun God? or big nose tribe speaks to sabertooths?
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>>21615487
>not praising the cube of boom sticks
You me thinks you go to Big nose tribes rokkit
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/cavepainting
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>>21615498
big nose tribe own many shell, take shell from big tribe
big tribe no have shell for rock and stick, sabertoothes kill big tribe
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>>21613827
>Cavebureau of Firewater, Smokegrass, and Rocks

hahaha I was drinking and it almost cost me a new keyboard
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>>21615519
what is keyboard? is it cave painting stick?
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Last season I trade pelts for Stoner lower stick, then get upper spear thing left over from old Warriors. I tie together with Leather Parts Knitting to make tribute to hunters of distant eastern jungle. 3 side bone guard look better than newer round kind.
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>>21615232

You not real Ivan Rocknokov

Get gone
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>>21615560
>Stoner rock
>Not Kalashnirock
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>>21615517
Why big nose trib call shells shellkels? and why they nose so big?
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>>21615580
I have Assegai Kalashnarock in 12-pebble and 762-size. I have many pelts so I can have both. Why not you too?
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>>21615620
I can break rock over Kalashnirock, I have Stoner Rock but in no as stronk
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>>21613827
Only hunter need rock on end of stick, you bad man that will hit little ones with rock!
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>>21615644
muh cavechilluns. Read cavepainting of Rights again Big Nose
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>>21614500
South caves best caves, us throw spear straight more good than puny northern cave tribe.
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>>21615634
Stoner rock is for tribute to bad jungle fight 45 seasons ago. It hang on cave wall and can hit squirrel in head from across 3 fields. For hunt mammoth and stop cave intruder 12 pebble is best.
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>>21615664
You a bad man that support nash-ti tribe, kill 6 big nose tribe for fun.
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>>21615664
who you calling big nose?
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>>21615431
Grandpa tell me big tribe conquered moon god
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>>21615711
He tell me same. He say many men went to moon god and it not god it all rock
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>>21615692
Your stoner rock is tribute to Jungle fight too?
>cave painting related
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>>21615734
If moon god just big rock in sky, who throw rock that big so hard it get stuck up there?
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>>21615734
It not made of goat milk curd?
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>>21615756
Sun God.
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>>21615756
Grandpa say it there since long before him many many seasons ago. It all rock. Not got milk, not brahmin milk, only rock. also he say sky from moon is all black like night sky all the time
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>>21615794
Grandpa smoke too many joob joob leaves.
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>>21615794

Me think that sound like blasphemy. Me smash you in head.

ALLAH ROCKBAR!
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>>21615753
Yes, old Stoner is best looking. I also have older stick used before.
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>>21615817
>>21615823
No! Me tell truth! Grandpa also praise Kube of bang stick! He has many cave paintings of moon and many seasons ago! SEE IS TRUTH
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>>21615864
Looks like a lot of goat milk curd to me. What is funny shiny spider-tree?
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>>21614238
Already have that. Kill dumb dumbs who steal crops. Helps get new grain land
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Me looking through great great great great grand parent things.

Find drawing of many mushrooms growing over land on clay tablet.

Say is mushroom wars. Say tribe of eagle fight against tribe of dragon over black stone water.

Also find red cloth with 5 star and small metal arrow head. Say 5.8. What am?
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>>21613827
>rock
>not use obsidian masterrace

ishygddt.cavepainting
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>>21615889
Hey say ut called "Lunear Landier" from "Appalo Elevian. He say they first on Moon ever
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>>21615909
DO CLAY TABLET LOOK LIKE MY CAVE PAINTING?
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>>21615864
Animal skin on stick stand up straight, this not happen, Grandpa full of saber tooth tiger poo.
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Many generation me family live in tall grass.

Now dark skin tribesmen come into tall grass, beat loud bongo all day. No sleep. When do sleep, wake up to stolen rocks. Find daughter in pack of dark men.

Chieftain say dark men equal to us... Me not understand. Me no do these things. How get rid of dark men?
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>>21616026
Is not animal skin, Grandpa say it Flag of Big tribe. They make stand using sticks.
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greetings /k/avebrothers. me have story tell.

>be many moons ago
>be in cave, enjoy fire and cave paintings
>hear noise
>take stick from fire look for noise
>is caverat
>find new cave in back of cave
>go into cave
>me find some of cave painting related and bones

new cave very far, me feel strange in cave now. thing make good club though.
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>>21616056
>forget cave painting
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>>21616046
I hear at top of banner there is side-ways stick that holds it out. The first one not standing anymore because they plant it too close to farting spider-tree ride when they leave.
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Me scared and need help /k/avemen
>tribe from tree village come warn us of 'skinwalker'
>few day later tribe gone
>go look with kronk
>kronk go check abandon caves
>me check outside
>kronk no come out for while
>leave village and kronk
>talk to tribe leader
>kronk is there
wat.cavepainting
>kronk and leader say they no worry
I pain this and I seal off me cave. wat do?
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>>21616125
You too scared of nothing.
Just relax, there nothing a good fist sized rock cant defend against.
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>>21616125
May need more than rock

suggest club

may trials ahead brother
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>>21614045
> wipe out tribe
> no work twice
Ooging roc/k/.
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I hope the Foolz caves can hold our cave paintings for the future.
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>>21616163
me have club and bow
me just hope sungod and kill/k/ube let me live
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>>21616209
They will, if you know how to club good.
Still, best thing be if you make lots of trap and lots of fire, maybe best idea to burn everything around you, except your clubs and spears.
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>>21614620
>>21614649

Ugh, me am think we should listen to him.
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>>21616125
>>21616163
>>21616209
>skinwalker
Big bad! Big bad! too late for tribe! leave now, find new tribe! tell no one!

take care brother. skinwalker serious trial.
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>>21615864
if night time sky then why is spider tree so bright? you can't truth that
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>>21614278
It Mecca stone. Big Mecca rock. Pray to it.
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>>21616232
Me think you look funny....
You use that new face paint we find few moons back?
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>>21616125
friend, is kronk.

where you go? I miss you. come out of cave, we go look for tribe again. look in new cave.

you know you trust kronk.
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>>21616287
Why you paint in red paint?

Is this blood?
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>>21616269
No, me normal -- you lookiie-meats are play trick -- me just got perfectly ordinary smoke ressiedoo, dirt, dung and Glisnarian fressnik on face.
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>>21616237
>>21616229
Me want to run but me think they outside sealing rock. Me try and run tomorrow when bright, until then me set traps.

>>21616287
Kronk? Where you go in cave? Why you painting strange? Me no think me can trust you.
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>>21616322
Really now?.....

Me think you smell funny... Like.... Flowers....
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>>21616344

Oh, no me know your kind! You not gunna put man-snake in *my* stink-cave!
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>>21616232
>>21616322
>mfw grey plebs can't into proper infiltration
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>>21616412
Me never say anything like that.
Are you trying to hit on me!?
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Where can find butterfly rock in rongland?
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>>21616429

Oh, like you don't fancy my elegant pale ass and it's wonders-

Uh, no.Me like shes.

That what we call them, right? Shes?
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>>21616474
>Any rock
>Tribe of bongs
Laughingmammoths.cavepainting

>>21616125
Me wouldn't worry
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>>21614819
>implying atlatl will break cave

you need firestick for that and elders banned firesticks for atlatl

not that firestick hard to make
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>>21615753
>>21615829
You're do it wrong. God damn learn how to RP.
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>>21613855
*tips head feather*
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>>21613827
>believing in sun god
>not tying rock to end of stick
>20,000 BC

OP, you is faggot
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>>21614037
>wanting to be of less being and take male in stink cave
i hope you get kill during hunt
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>>21614049
>heavy kalashnirock
>carry less spear
>cant trow spear far or accurate because too heavy
>not light, accurate and fast Stoner
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>>21614093
Points are like hit with pebbles. Go raid, women might as well be unprotected
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Who know good moving cave paintings about hunting from sun rising land?
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>>21614720
Krok wear full pelt and take in stink cave. Probablt want penis
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>>21617599
Take moving cave painting question to /cavepainting/
Rock only belong here
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>>21613855

Newfags plz go
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>>21617844
Sun god no have power
Water hurt fire
Sun god is kill
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>>21617829
Rock make it /rock/ related.

Look at me new figure of waifu.
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>>21617867
If water hurt fire, why sky fire come back after sky-water?

Ugghhthiests: 0, Sun Worshipers: 1
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Best thread ever
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I IMVENTED NEW WEAPON. ROCKSTICK. I BONK MANY BEAVERTOOTH CATS WITH ROCKSTICK WHAT DK YOU THINK/K/AVEMENZ
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>>21617902
Where lake of sun?
Water god make many lake, sun god only make hot then go away when moon god come.
Also, water turn to rock when cold time come
>tips rock on head
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>>21617902
Praise the sun!!!!!
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>>21614035
Atlata more like jamlata. just use reliable AK-Spear7
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>>21614876
>>21614902
still worshiping sungod. not murderroc/k/
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>>21614011
2spooky4me
>>
What am better big rock or little rock. Me fit more little rocks in pouch but big rock hit harder.
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>>21621630
Me find fist size rocks. Me like power but me like carry lots of rock. If rock too big i carry less rock. If rock too small rock not useful.
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>Go to rock store
>See women outside
>Ask why they here
>Say they want to ban rocks and sharp sticks
>Go inside rock store anyway
>Bring back rock
>Women surround me like hunters surround quarry
>Taunt and insult me
>I smash rock on most attractive
>Drag her by hair behind bushes
>Leave satisfied
>15,000 BC simpler time
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Me out hungering (gathering is for saberpussies) with my bc47 slavshit long rock. When me and my friends se this. Me now have funny thoughts in head making me want to use rock on cave friends. What do?
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>>21623067
Did you lick it yet?
What it taste like?
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Me from western tribe where elders not allow rocks. Can someone in different tribe get rock for me, Me will give many shells. Also, me looking for high capacity satchel to hold many many rocks. Maybe also, you am able to tell me how to make quiet rock that mammoth can't hear. Me promise me not from cavebureau, so you no go to mammoth pit if you am is helping!
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>>21617374
grunt
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>>21614035
>cromagna arms tactical rock 45 ounce
is this good deal? cost only 134 berries or mammoth fur loincloth
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>>21623175
>134 berries
>tan_stranger_who_trades_rubbing_hands.cavepainting
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not sure if should buy Stoner for hunt and defend from chieftain, or Rock Island Armory for defense from dark skin tribe.
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>>21623207
Better byu Kalashnirock.
They no break easy and can throw many atlatl fast.
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>>21623279
>thinking atlatl is the projectile
opinion discarded
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>>21623175
nothing worth mammoth loin cloth. good feel
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>mate made another Oog out of hole
>Oog small, never to fight big cat
>raise and feed Oog
>mistake
>Oog is 7 sun cycles
>go to check for large cat in cave at dark time
>to Oog's cave
>Oog hitting wood with my favorite rock
>yell at Oog
>pick up wood
>holysun.cavepainting
>made cave painting of catman
>but cave painting like rock! is able to touch
>Oog wants to show tribe to make touch cave painting
>me go back to cave
>lie on rock
>tiny water from seeing place
>me just wanted a normal Oog to rockball and kill big cat with
>cave painting related
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>>21626636
Me know you pain.
Me also have oog like that.
When he make touchy cavepaint animal-man, we stone him then throw him to saber cats.

You should do too.
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hall.... hallo roc/k/

any you go in bigtrees?

in bigtrees alone?
>>
>All these rock lovers
>No word of mighty log

For shame /k/, for shame.
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>>21627999
Log good.
Log heavy.
Rock light.
Rock > log
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>>21627999
haah, someone has small one-eye snake. What is matter, cannot attract mate?
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>>21628324
But you need heavy rock to do heavy hit!
Log better! You can also set log on fire!
Fire better than rock. So Log with fire many times better than rock!
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>>21614278
Praise mighty box is new god.
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>>21614922
you some neanderthal, woman dat can hunt and hunt and kill with you make good wife. she can take care of self when tummy grow with baby and you out hunting, and no have to worry about dark skin tribe steal her.
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>>21627701
skinwalker away. no make me get shaman
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>>21630225

no worry about it Krog

no need shaman

is simple question
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>>21630299
>be
>cave friend go inna bigtree
>cave friend say odd words when return
>think cave friend was peltwalker
>rock him head until feel safe
>shaman say him eat stingy bug
>mammoth pit
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hello roc/k/ i hear of land where their men hide in rock and throw rock, sound like good idea
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>>21613827
ME OFFSPRING DANGEERRRRRR

YU NO NEED ROCK, YU NO NEED HIGH CAPACITY STONE

BAN ALL DEATH ROCK, BLACK ROCK BAD! BAD!!!! BAAAAAAD!!!!
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>>21630587
>>21614922
>>21613827

Finally I be with own kind again
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>>21630392

n-...

no stingy bug

i want to go inna bigtrees. is you want come with?
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>>21613827
op is berrypicker as fuck
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Found club and axe club inforestwood,
if bad sell price am think of shaman become, how much sell for /k/avemen?
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>>21631774
>leather cord
>Not original flaxen rope
>handle is whittle by man of buba tribe
is no original handle, buba tribe axe club. If handle of Lee tribe sell good, but buba tribe axe handle make sell only 1 shell and bed with ugly cave-wench
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Hey guys what's happenin'
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>>21623067
kill
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>out hunting fur beast of four leg
>spear inside beast
>best fall over and die
>see child of beast come over as we remove skin
>have nightmares ever since
>tribal leader says I have to go on hunting party again
>cannot see those horrors again


I have rock beside sleeping hole today; I will use before sun god rises.

It has been many funs.
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>>21634348
You think we miss you?
Get rocked.
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>>21634348
>Kill beast
>See child beast
>Not kill child beast and have more meat

Please, get rocked.
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please look at every-sun-carry

please rate?
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>>21637312
I suppose those will do.
Anything but Grock.
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