Monster Girl Thread

>>16251475
Oppai loli white horns are olev!

>You'll never cuddle your waifu by the warm fireplace on a cold winter night
Suffer with me anons.

Calling passing colorfags for a random project.

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>>16251439
>>16251441
>>16251453

I like how these anons think

i dont think my vamp wife is into daugherus or impregnation,she always gets all red and bothered when i ask her about it so i just leave her be to not force it or anything

>>16251483
>She will never nuzzle into your chest as she drifts off to sleep, your arms wrapped around her holding her close
et tu, feelus?

>>16251483
>You'll never cuddle your warm waifu and save on heating during the winter so you can finally buy that ring she saw and propose to her
I'm suffering anon, are you?

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>ywn receive a FULL body massage until you orgasm. Over and over again, while moaning and writhing in her embrace.
Life is suffering.

>>16251499
Undead would make nice cows

>>16251529
That they would, I'd love nothing more than to be lead into a vampire's throne room by her trusty, busty ghoul guards only so I can see their mistress, her massive chest stuck in a dress that has a plunging neckline.

>>16251521
Shame nobody of value does anything with them

>>16251529
Why?

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Gonna give her the B

>>16251510
>>16251483
>>16251503
>>16251521

>>>/r9k/

>>16251534
>titmonster vampire with a flat werewolf nemesis/rival in love
>Vice-versa
>No potions/milk/magical bullshit allowed
I'll take either, I need to see how this plays out.

>>16251542
Would the werewolf have an ass to rival her rival's chest?

>>16251521

What would she do with you when you inevitably pass out from exhaustion?

>>16251535
They've had a couple of decent stories. Nobody is willing to write them to their full potential though.

>>16251548
Logically it would be a runner's ass, so no. It would be shapely as all fuck though and I imagine one could bounce an entire roll of quarters off of it.

>>16251554
Awww, but then you don't get a true comparison!

>>16251535
Silent II did one.

>>16251552
Wrap you up and hold you close. Maybe whisper loving things to you while you sleep.

>>16251521
I want to star in monster girl consentecle porn

>>16251503
My waifu nuzzling me would definitely be the end. I find it so intimate and lovely, just thinking about it makes me want to give her a bear hug.

>>16251563
I want to star in questionably consensual, gentle-femdom tentacle porn.

>>16251557
So I'll see my way to >>>/Ireland/ after this, but tits at ridiculous sizes look good, asses of the same proportionate size wouldn't. I doubt you'd actually want a werewolf with an ass the size of that vampire's tits and it'd look strange on her trim figure besides.

>>16251553
Links?

>>16251571
I can see the appeal of it, she'd just need hips and thighs to go with it.

>>16251572
Here's one that I mentioned a few posts up.
http://pastebin.com/ezJZhFik

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Lets go over the checklist to make dhampirs


>Sticky mushrooms
>Raging mushrooms
>Humpy slime
>manticore venom


did i miss anything? would doing it during a full moon night have a better effect?

>>16251586
Beat me to it. There's one other that I remember, named after a song I think. Black hole sun?

>>16251503
>>16251510
That's it man.
The dream.

>>16251592
Dhampirs are a rare mutation so it all comes down to percentages.
Just keep having cute vampire daughterus until you get a Dhampir basically.

>>16251565
How do you feel about her falling asleep on the couch, and as you carry her to bed and put her into it, she clings to you and begs you to stay until she falls asleep again?

>>16251592
Hell, maybe.

>>16251571
>tits at ridiculous sizes look good
I agree with you otherwise but that just isn't right.

>>16251540
Kowjourou when?

>>16251593
Yep
http://pastebin.com/HWRtgHpN
Always loved this one

>>16251602
She better not make eyes contact and give me a sleepy smile. Cause if she does then my love for her would explode.
I actually can't put my feelings into words, but god I would try so hard for her.

>>16251614
Hopefully we'll see a more adventurous tentacle girl story one day.

>>16251609
True enough and it often comes down to presentation/art style besides, but I think it is still fair to say disproportionately large tits look better than disproportionately large asses.

>>16251601
Aren't Dhampirs what happens when you knock up a Vampire while you're still human?

>>16251622
Could, probably in best interest not to since apparently somehow a /d/eviant now.

>>16251634
Yep.

>>16251592
corruption fruit also increases semen production. Probably easier to come across than going to wonderland for humpty slime

>>16251640
God I hate the concept of Incubi.

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Is there anything better than a big comfy snek?

>>16251634
Why would such a prideful species have sex consensually with a lowly human?

>>16251648
Wolfus.

>>16251648
A big, comfy cow>>16251648

>>16251650
Because they're a KC monstergirl and thus, constantly horny?

>>16251650
Love?

>>16251634
Yeah, forgot that. But they're still rare.
So I guess you just have to get lucky.

>>16251645
I've always rocked back and forth on it.

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>>16249460
>>16249808
>>16250457

>>16251644
It does? let me read the page again real quick

I FORGOT THE FREAKING GARLIC

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>>16251648

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So we all know what Monster Girls we want to waifu, but what are some monster girls you're genuinely afraid of and would avoid at all costs?

For me it's the Ushi-Oni.
I already have a terrible fear of small spiders, but a giant spider that's much better, much faster, and much, much stronger than me is my literal nightmare.
But then that same spider wants to tie me up, take me back to their nest, and rape me for eternity?
That's actual hell.
I don't mind rapey monster girls, but Ushi-Oni are an extreme because anytime you're not sleeping you are fucking, even after your pelvis breaks. You don't get to have a life outside of that, so you have to hardcore be into femdom to enjoy being married to the average Ushi-Oni, but even then you might as well become the slave of a Dark Elf considering all the kinky shit they'll do you as opposed to the one track minded Ushi-Oni.

Buy 1 take 1 elf slave promo this Christmas season.

>>16251664
I WANT TO BE KIDNAPPED BY SNAKES

>>16251650
Because it's dirty.

>>16251662
What ancient beast is that?

>>16251488
I don't understand what this picture depicts. What color do you want what?

>>16251667
>>16251667
Do they need to be similar colors and shapes or can I get a pudgy elf and a muscle elf?

>>16251645
Think of it this way, without Incubi there'd be no Alps.

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>>16251648
A big comfy Automaton.

>>16251648
Being wrapped in their coils.

Between that and my love of Krakens and Tentacles, its odd I don't fancy myself into bondage.

>>16251665
I don't know about afraid of, but I would avoid all lolis, ushis, matango and alps.

>>16251662
Wendigo cloaks must be very fluffy.

>>16251676
All that does is make me hate the concept more, anon.

>>16251668
>proactive dating.png

>>16251663
"Also, if an incubus or a human man eats it, it will raise his ability to produce mana and semen"

>>16251692
I haven't seen that term used here in a while. I missed it.

>>16251668
>>16251692
>No gang of Lamia sisters to kidnap you and make you their boyfriend.
>You'll never be at the center of a Lamia mating ball.
>You'll never get to experience the sheer comfort of all of them coiling around you and nuzzling you with their cheeks.
FUCK.

>>16251665
I would avoid mermaids and water girls a lot. I don't really like the deep sea and just thinking about them dragging me down there sounds pretty scary. Sure, I would be able to breathe underwater, but I don't know, just the thought of me somehow falling deep into the ocean would make me avoid things like boats because of krakens and the sea palace.

>>16251700
http://mgewiki.com/images/0/01/2e18b755c419e24d049f3086b5f74813.jpg
I wish KC did more captioned pics. Those are hot.

>>16251648
Cuddling with sneks is like cuddling with a big pillow that always stays cool.

>>16251664

>[nervous sweating intensifies]

>>16251704
Will the MGC police actually respond for once if I tell them I'm being raped By a human girl?

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>>16251704
>>16251701
>>16251692
>>16251680
I could make due with just one cute snek

>>16251704
Whoops, didn't mean to link.

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>>16251713
Vanilla snex is what is best in life

>>16251710
They'll show up and dump concentrated demonic energy on her so she turns into a monstergirl while raping you.

>>16251713
>>16251719
Just imagine a chubby Lamia coiling up and then excitedly slapping her tail while looking at you expectantly.
Would you sit on her coils and cuddle with her?

>>16251713

>mizone
>i want this one so badly to be an ongoing series like with the fish girls

>>16251721
I most definitely would.
Chubby lamia are for giving snacks and cuddling.

>>16251662
The reverse of that occurs if a large Wendigo is involved.

>>16251721
I prefer toned sneks, but if she wouldn't mind me using her tail as a seat then I would.

>>16251727
WHy not have a large wendigo doing that to a guy while he does it to a small wendigo?

>>16251703
I wish there were more MGE captions in general.

>>16251720
So on the one hand, you probably end up with a succubus which while pretty vanilla is completely okay. On the other you might which could be great or horrifying. I don't know how to feel about this.

>>16251724
What kind of snacks do you think a Lamia would like best anon? Eggs is too easy, so try something else.

>>16251729
Nothing says you couldn't do it with a toned Lamia, I just though a chubby lamia's plump tail would be comfier.

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How different would Succubi born from Dhampirs look compared to average run-of-the-mill Succubutt?

>>16251690
That's the point. Alps only exist in their current form because incubization is a thing.

>>16251740
Apples

>>16251740
Probably things like chicken poppers or pizza rolls, round objects that she can swallow easily.
She probably wouldn't say no to a juicy steak though.

>>16251742
>Succubi born from Dhampirs

Pardon?

>>16251740
Hamburgers

>>16251751
In the MGE, Dhampirs birth Succubutts.

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Who's a good dog?

>>16251760
The one with the big tiddies.

>>16251757
Dont dhampirs give birth to another dhampir?

What

>>16251760
I want to play catch with both of them.

>>16251764
This info comes courtesy of a previous KC Q&A.

The more you know.

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I think the only good thing about incubization is the idea that it makes human men more peaceful and love-orientated, rather than war-like. If I could get the perfect waifu and an incredible sex life, and only become more empathetic and husband/father-like, I'd give up that part of my humanity in a heartbeat.

>>16251760
Hellhound. I wanna cuddle her and massage her abs after she gets home from a long day at work.
Then I'll whisper to her that I'm up for trying the Amazon position tonight.

>>16251673
The one on the left, like either of the ones on the right.

>>16251773
its good for all sorts of sex stuff. Like how am I realistically supposed to handle three hour long sex sessions with an amazon without passing out? That stuff doesn't work so well in real life.

>>16251773
But I'm already empathetic, so what would becoming an Incubus do for me?
I mean other than make me in shape and practically immortal?

>>16251760
Hellhounds are never 'good dogs'
It's sort of their thing
Says so write in the profile

Also:Cu Sith is a good dog

>>16251769
>Vampire+Human=Flat Chested dhampir
>Said dhampir+Human male=Titty monster succubus

Fuck genetics i guess

>>16251779
Faggot spotted

>>16251779
>That spoiler
Opinion invalidated.
And "Good Dog" doesn't mean "Obedient sub" you degenerate.

>>16251779
>Hellhounds are never good dogs.

They can be tamed if you use raging mushrooms.

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>>16251774
I wish there was art of Hellhounds with deliciously lickable abs. I wanna see one flexing her stomach muscles.

I want to play Day of the Tentacle girl!

>>16251785
Do you think there would be clickbait for something like dominating hellhounds?

>This weak ass guy is a hellhound's master and basically you are an alp! Click here to find out how he did it.

>>16251785
>Hellhounds
>Tamed
http://mgewiki.com/w/Hellhound
Are you a god?

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>>16251760
I'll take the one on the right

>>16251794
How to dominate the hellhound:
1. Nibble her neck during foreplay
2. Tell her it's your turn
3. Promise she can ravish you tomorrow

>>16251780
>Said dhampir+Human male
I kind of just automatically interpreted that as "the same human male", what have these threads done to me.

>>16251791
I am unfamiliar with this game. Is it fun?

>>16251804
I DONT UNDERSTAND

HOW WE CAN GO FROM MODERATE BUST VAMPIRE

TO A FLAT CHESTED DHAMPIR

INTO A TITTY MONSTER SUCCUBUS?

>>16251794
Hellhounds are so specifically written as anti-submissive, that there would be without a doubt a internet market for it.

>>16251798
Nope, just a guy who has cash enough to buy some mushrooms.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Raging_Mushroom
> man eats this mushroom, he can turn the tables on any kind of monster that attacks him, pushing her over with what appears to be overwhelmingly superior physical strength and unilaterally raping her. Also, when men eat it, it also has the effect of exciting the penis more than usual, causing their erections to tower with great size and thickness. No matter how ferocious and sadistic she may be, a monster raped with such a penis will learn the joy of being violated as a female and raped by a male of overwhelming power, and she will develop a masochistic disposition and desire to be raped.

>>16251788
I want a Hellhound to pin me to the headboard with her plump ass and milk me dry doggystyle.
I want her lay my head down on her abs and stroke my hair afterwards as I drift to sleep with her.

>>16251775
Ok anon, expect it eventually

>>16251809
I thought KC said they give birth to regular vamps, not succubi

I know the perfect line to confuse a Succubus about to rape!

"The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is SINISTER."

>>16251816
Don't you have garbage to root through?

>>16251813
Thanks man. Take your time, I've been waiting for months in random drawthreads.

>>16251816
>Not blushing and saying "Please, at least be gentle."

>>16251816
"So like, whats the deal with airline food?"

>>16251760
Definitely left, you can tell right is only faking it to get a biscuit. Don't let your kobold hang out with hellhounds, they're bad influences.

>>16251816
Those things have a name? What?

>>16251818
No, but I do know that topically applied flouride does nothing to prevent tooth decay. It does make teeth detectable by spy satellite.

>>16251826
they are indeed called Aglets.

>>16251816
>>16251823
I dunno man, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.

>>16251822
>"Don't worry, Anon! It'll be fun!! <3"

>>16251816
I'd just say mean things until she cries and tells me that I'm going to die alone while she runs away.

>>16251829
I need my waifu for this.

>>16251833
Same name for the things on the end of your hooded sweatshirt draw string.

>>16251831
In that split second of distraction, grab her by the horns and pull her in for a deep kiss.
It won't stop her from raping you, but goddamn if it won't get her engine going.

>>16251816
Grab and stroke her tail

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Make sure you wake up anon.

I want to climb to the top of an ancient, booby trapped dungeon and rescue a princess that turns out to be a dire wyvern who dresses up like a princess.

>>16251834
Stop this. They are called things and you won't fool me.

>>16251835
You're not capitalizing on the position enough. While she's confused to need to flip her over and start mating pressing her while you "pin" her arms above her head. She can't rape you if you're raping her!

>>16251837
I don't want to.

>>16251839
>Wyvern
No. Give me my baby hungry, cuddle-fiend echidna, goddammit.

>>16251662
I'll give the Wendigo a hug everyday even if she starts making eldritch noises!

Some kinda hellish whitehorn, a hellhorn, if you will.

and

Some kinda whitish hellhound, a whitehound, if you will.

>>16251841
But anon, then she'll start heartpupiling!
Mating press is too advanced for this early in the relationship. The proper thing to do is shove her head down, pull down her skirt and let her feel your dick smack against her ass before you ram it in!

>>16251843
Oh, you're looking for the BOTTOM of the dungeon.

The top is a wyvern princess.

>>16251845
We already have the non-canon Frosthound, get gud.

>>16251835
>Move your hand through her hair as your tongues gently touch and begin to move together as if dancing
>After a few minutes of this passionate waltz, you finally break the kiss, a single strand of saliva connecting your lips as you part
>She opens her eyes slowly, a gentle smile on her face

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>>16251845
some kind of NEET, chocolate, mountain dew mosquito?

>>16251845
So, would a Hell Horn make her own body could so you could endure high temperatures?

>>16251847
Wait, they share a dungeon? That's lewd as fuck. Would I get to bro around with the wyvern's husband?

>>16251846
Nay, mating press is perfect BECAUSE it's advanced. Turn her reverse-rape into a mating press normal rape on the first time and you'll have her at your beck and call forever. Also she'd tell her friends so they would make little references and wink at you which would be sure to boost your self esteem.

>>16251856
No, even hotter, to make your suffering even greater.

>>16251857
Yes you would.
And your daughterus would be friends with his daughterus.

There's also a lich if someone goes to the far back of the dungeon but, really, who goes straight forward in a dungeon?

>>16251858
What a meanie. I bet she would hug people during summer.

>>16251852
>You release her from your arms and meet her gaze before saying:
"So, tomorrow night then"
>You turn away and begin walking off
>She can hardly wait
[End Scene]

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>>16251812
I wish Hellhounds were real.

>>16251860
>but, really, who goes straight forward in a dungeon?
I can totally see someone going to map the thing out and finding her. She's gonna get cartographed.

>>16251866
Ha. Stupid succubus. Guess who's going to be waiting outside in the cold all night.

>>16251877
They dire wyvern and the echidna know her so she gets visitors every now and then but someone actually finding her first is something that doesn't happen, most folks leave once they find one of the other two.

Heck, if someone did stumble upon her they'd see she's got a bad case of bed head and is wearing an oversized shirt instead of clothes.

>>16251884
Wait, if she's on the first floor how does no one ever find her first? She should get the cowards afraid to go up or down/just curious to explore but not no one.

And also, how many wyverns, liches and echidnas are using this dungeon? Is it some kind of McWaifu pickup place that's a local public secret?

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I saved this picture to share on this thread, but then I realized I have nothing to say. So here you go.

>>16251883
Of course not. That would be rude.

>>16251888
The first floor's big and she's behind a hidden door that leads into a stair case that goes down but then goes up again.

It tricks people into thinking she's on a lower floor.

And there's basically a couple wyvern sisters/cousins who rotate through the dungeon while the echidna lives there permanently, rewarding successes by calling in a cousin, sister, or eldest daughter whenever someone ends up there.

>>16251889
How can an artist draw kemonomimi yet manage to omit the tail?

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After reading the corruption fruit page it feel like it sounds too boring and not as useful as the other items unless i am missing something

-Corruption Fruit
>it will raise his ability to produce mana and semen

-Sticky mushrooms
> his semen will become thick and sticky like the mushroom

-Humpty egg Slime
>The body of a man who eats it will produce so much semen that if he does not ejaculate, it will just leak out in a sticky mess. It is purported that if one feeds it to their husband while having sex, no matter how many times he is milked, he'll never run out of semen

-Manticore venom (Is this even sold as a item?)
>This lewd venom has the effects of causing a man’s body to produce huge amounts of semen and spurring ejaculation

Now if your waifu combined 2 or more of these on a snuggling session......oh boy

You have no proof that there are more people than you and one other extremely dedicated poster with a bunch of VPNS and spare time in these threads

>>16251899
And the same thing could be said about the other threads on this site as well.

>>16251896
The curious case of many granblue ladies

>>16251899
I have no proof that I'm not the single consciousness locked in a simulator.

I want a Mermaid girl to drag me underwater, only for me to freak the fuck out until she brought me back to the surface. I would then scream and book it off the beach, probably scarring her forever.

>>16251898
>Snuggling Session
She must be a sadist.
You're begging for release and she just wants to cuddle

>>16251905
Actually, Grandblue girls with tails are royals.

That's an actual lore thing, like Doraf women literally being built for breeding.

>>16251898
The raise in semen production is a secondary thing. The primary affect of the fruit is to increase absorption of energy through the skin. It makes outercourse of all types, from paizuti to hotdogging to thigh fucking to footjobs more enjoyable for the girl

>>16251895
>It tricks people into thinking she's on a lower floor.
>Lich still hasn't mastered the "just be yourself, bro" philosophy of husbanding
Poor thing. If she just went for a walk every once in a while she wouldn't have these problems. I mean hell, oversized shirts are cute and most men wouldn't even see her hair with what she'd be packing below anyway.

Also, is that sounds like some kind of echidna cuckoldry. What's even the point if you don't lure a man with your own dungeon? This is a bait and switch, I'm going back upstairs. Gonna find that lich. Gonna brush that lich.

>>16251911
I believe this works for both people. Prisoner fruit increases the output of energy for them both, making them become addicted to each other much more quickly.

>>16251916
Yeah, she needs to get out more...that or a guy just needs to power forward and meet her.

It's not a bait and switch for the echinda, its more the fact that she doesn't want to leave her home but people keep showing up and, occasionally, making it to the bottom.

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reminder that you could be claimed at any moment

>>16251947
Then why hasn't it fucking happened yet?

>>16251955
pray harder, brother.

>>16251955
It did Anon
Several times in fact
But you didn't want love
Only sex
You didn't deserve her
You didn't deserve any of them
And that's why they didn't want you
And that's why you forgot

>>16251926
>people keep showing up and, occasionally, making it to the bottom.
Oh boy

>Be top-tier adventurer
>Traverse the depths of a deep, dark dungeon
>Reach what you know must be the treasure room as your murder hobo senses are tingling
>Open it to find a man sitting next to a fireplace in an overstuffed armchair with a book and a glass of wine
>He looks cozy
>Are you supposed to kill him?
>Evildoers never look this comfy, but you reach for your sword out of habit
>"Dear, we got another one!" the man calls out before you can draw
>You snap your head to the sound of swinging doors on your left where what must be the dungeon's echidna peers out at you with a smile
>"Ara~, welcome hero," she says. "I'm afraid someone beat you to my marriageable echidna daughter, but I have several other children that would be happy to meet you.
>She disappears and you stand there dumbfounded
>Daughters? She's married? That means you can't fuck her. If you can't fuck or kill anything what are you supposed to do?!
>Your tiny adventurer brain is just about to give up the ghost trying to contemplate the meaning of existence the snake comes back out, trailed by a kobold, white horn and lizardman
>"Do any of these girls meet your fancy?" the snake asks.
>The husband doesn't look up from the book he went back to as soon as he called his wife but speaks anyway. "Ask for more than one and we're going to have a problem."
>None of them sound particularly appealing but you have, for once in you life, an idea that doesn't involve a spear or your dick. You always wanted to try being a dragoon. "I... do you have a wyvern?"
>All five of them point up
>Godsdammit

>>16251980
Such is life as an adventurer.

Although it may be akward to go up to the top and find that the newest dire wyvern to be waiting for a husband is a loli as she's the youngest of the brood.

>>16251665

Baphomets. I will never be a lolicon and the thought of being brainwashed to love something I don't care about is unsettling. I don't hate lolis, I just don't care about them.

I understand from KC's point of view it's probably like, "but you'll be happy so the brainwashing is okay", but I don't want that. I like my tastes, they're a huge part of who I am.

tl;dr I'm scared of lolis causing an existential crisis for me.

>>16251987
Wouldn't a loli wyvern be a boon? Sure you have to wait, but you get to raise her into the perfect waifu and train her yourself. This is like old fashioned marriages, only with more potions so you can influence her build.

>>16251993
You'd think that but then she'd grab you in her claws and fly off to show mom her husband.

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>>16251987
>>16251993
I don't think potions would be necessary to gain the affection of a clingy Wyvern loli.

>>16251947
When I'm alone on an elevator in between floors, I tend to think about an oomukade crawling through the roof hatch and taking me unawares.

>>16251998
A clingy, DIRE wyvern loli whose only going to get bigger.

>>16251998
The potions weren't for her affection, they were for her body. Want her tall and slender? There's a potion for that. Shortstack? Potion. HUEG? Potion (or mino milk). Loli? Potion, cookie, chewing gum, patch, tea... the Sabbath's been busy. You get where I'm going.

>>16251988
A crises would imply you care. Mamono mana wouldn't allow that.

>>16251665
Fuck matangos, fuck spiders, avoid yandere and taking what the guy above me said, fuck all of the lolis. I'm a pretty adaptable guy and I think in fantasy land I could get used to most situations eventually, but those are just a no.

>>16251947
It already happened.

>>16251988
They would probably recognize your discomfort and leave you alone after they finish their meal.

KC abhors bad ends, and stealing you away from your one-and-only is definately a bad end.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that monster girls aren't just good adversaries, they make good adventuring party members too.

All they need is some gold, some treasure, and possibly your love....and a baby or two.

>>16252025
Mindflayer healer
Shoggoth bandit
Atlach fighter

>>16252028
>Shoggoth bandit

But what does she steal?
Is she a maid without a master?
Are you building this party to do passive SAN damage?

Getting jerked off roughly in the shower by your Whitehorn, who's way too warm, while visiting your family on Christmas.

>>16252019
>after they finish their meal.
How does a monstergirl fuck a limp dick?

>>16252028
I feel like you have the shog and mindflayer reversed. Shouldn't the flayer be sneaking around flaying enemies rather than healing? Shogs would be great for trauma, too.

>>16252034
>But what does she steal?
Our hearts

>>16252040

Honestly, even if they're lolis, it doesn't take much to get me excited.

>>16252034
She's actually a gentle sort who simply plays to her skill set. And yeah, hail chaos.

>>16252043
Shog can slip under doors and through keyholes. She can make any tools she needs on the fly, and change shape to fool people.

that being said, she would also make an excellent healer, and Flayer would certainly make a striking rogue.

>>16252052
Well, if I'm to be honest, physical stimulation would betray me. Well, next best is taking the old nuts and bolts to a mindflayer for a good scrubbing.

>>16252037
>Her oppai are high-up on your back
>Her head is perched over your shoulder
>She's getting more and more excited, getting more and more flushed
>She keeps bouncing on her front legs, making a c"click" with her hooves on landing
>She starts getting lewder and lewder as her handy goes on

>>16251665
I'd avoid sandworms like the plague
seeing people getting eaten alive/swallowed
whole in movies and video game always scared the ever living fuck out of me and it still does today,
it doesn't help that there's essentially no escape from them seeing how they can tunnel through fuckin anything to get to you.
those flowers from crash bandicoot will forever haunt me

>>16251713
>that ending
D'aww

>>16252037
10/10 most relatable story 2017.

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Is there an Automaton out there that's the Tallgeese/Grimgerde to other Automatons Leo/Graze?

>>16252092
>not wabbitseason as filename

>>16252097
I was too lazy to rename it to something clever.

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>>16251816

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HAHA

>>16252104
Succubi are truly the most waifuable of the vanilla MGE species.

>>16252110
Only when latenight draws them.

>>16252108
what do you expect? normies gonna norm.

>>16252108
>He doesn't make an effort to acknowledge that the girls in the profile are only a single member of that monstergirl species
I understand his distaste for the Dorfs though.

>>16252092
I know what all four of those things are but somehow I'm struggling to grasp what you're trying to say. Do you want an automaton that just BTFOs another kind?

>>16252129
An Automaton that was developed for the sake of being a tech testbed from which other Automatons would be developed.

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>>16252128
I wish there was more art of other monster girls in the same species. Instead we just get one design (Most of the time, there are some exceptions like pic related) and all of the fanart is based off that character design. It's especially annoying when it's a MG you want to like, but you just can't get around to their character design.

>>16252108
Small surprise. The chans are the only places I've seen people tolerant of lolicon much less toddlercon, which is what dwarves cater to

>>16252175
>The chans are the only place
I forgot a handful of progressive lefty media places tolerate that too

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>>16252090
>He DOESN'T have a Whitehorn to take home to his parents

>>16252155
Threadcanon created at least one.
Nerdhound is just a dark-furred, dark-skinned Kobold

>>16252208
No one's talked about Nerdhound in months, are you still assmad about it?

>>16252108
He's not wrong. It's basically why I'm not buying it.

>>16252128
To be fair, a handful of lolis are linked to the sabath racially.

Though, that's setting information and it looks like the reviewer only looked at the pretty pictures.

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>>16252155
It's great when it does happen.
Like Latenights ponytail Lich and her sexy /fa/shionable Lich attire.

Pic-related isn't her of course, but it still fits the discussion topic.

>>16252104
But does she know what it truly means?

>>16252231
I've always loved Cancers sleeves.

>>16252231
You won't squish me today you big stupid. Come here and let me fist your face

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>>16252250
you must be a fellow victim.

>>16252256
The glacies-variant triplets are worse. And as if tht wasn't enough there are huge battlezombies shooting exploding arrows at you.

>>16252250
Cancers are good girls, not Dork Souls crabs.

Not unless you want one to be.

>>16252263
yeah, those things are pretty rough, but I would a snow crab Cancer in a heartbeat.

>>16252264
Woops, I guess that other anon had the same image on his mind that I did.

>>16252269
to be fair, only one Cancer related Dank Seouls picture comes to anyones mind.

>>16252256
She just wants to make you sqeaky clean!

>>16252282
But if she polishes my armor, I'll be like a lure for all manner of lewd sea creatures.

>>16252286
She's gonna polish more than that...
Like your spear!

Should she start at the tip, or first handle the shaft?

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Gonna marry that Hellhound!

>>16252318
Not if she forces you to the ground and marries you first!

>>16252301
>the lusty cancer maid
I'd read it

Are there any MGs with actual healing powers?

>>16252366
Healing powers are for cock-sucking Kenyan sluts.

>>16252366
unicorns and mermaids.
ushi oni's have bullshit tier regen

>>16252366
Bubble Slime can purify toxins and probably disease.

>>16252366
Liches. One temporary trip to the grave and all your aliments will be gone.

>>16252366
I'd assume any with magical talent could become a healer.

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What kind of embarrassing things would you find in your waifu's internet search history?

>>16252464
>Can muscles be sexy?
>Are my muscles cute?
>Do boys like girls with muscles?
>Workouts to get cute boys

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Lovely Lamia Lap pillows

>Start playing Shantae Half-Genie Hero
>"Someone's been turning regular old bog-standard cute girls into phony fish-folk!"
>regular old bog-standard cute girls
For whatever reason, I just love this line.

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>>16252478
>Workouts to get well defined stomach muscles
>Do boys like stomach muscles?
>Ways to get boys to lick your abs
>Popular short hair styles

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>>16252486
I want to use every part of Miia as a pillow!
Except her face so I can look at it! and that would probably hurt her

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>>16249932

>>16252500
my senpai!!

>>16252500
I want to blow raspberries into Miia's abs.

>>16252464
>How to keep your cool
>Cold Packs amazon
>Buy Misletoe
>How do you knit a sweater?
>Do men like riding their girlfriend?
>How to enable safe search
>Do mean like riding their girlfriend?
>Do men like riding horses?
>How to offer someone a ride without seeming creepy

>>16252505
Hell yeah motherfucker

>>16252464
>hand-holding fetish porn
>how to hold hands with big fluffy paws
>Lego model #5956 in box
>slice of life anime list for fall 2016
>how to meet someone if you're a neet

>>16252509
>>Do men like riding their girlfriend?
>>How to enable safe search
>>Do mean like riding their girlfriend?
Don't do this to my sides this late at night

>>16252506
what?

>>16252464
>[Anon]'s pastebin
>how to delete browser history
>how to format hard drive
>cheap laughing gas mask
>bulk helium order

>>16252516
>Lego model #5956
Oh fuck me, I remember having a few of those Not!Indiana Jones sets when I was younger.

>>16252464
>How to not molest people with tentacles in public

>>16252464
The internet and clickbait would become much more interesting with monsters around.

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black fur foxes

>>16252486
That would be pretty great, being loosely coiled around while laying my head on her lap.
Lamias make for great cuddlebugs.

>>16252464
>Empty

The browsing history has been wiped clean.

>>16252464
>How to tell if boys are starting because they think you are cute or scary

>>16252538
Rare black fox sneaks around Eagle Harpies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZBnpV_c3G4

>>16252554
staring not starting

>>16252509
>How to keep your cool

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>>16252557
Holy FUCK it's so fluffy.

>>16251475
That's some pretty impressive White Horn you've got there.

>>16252464
>Italian recipes
>Relaxation techniques
>'Nights in White Satin' lyrics
>Providing emotional support for the depressed

>>16252464
>How to polish gold
>How to polish silver
>How to polish diamond
>How to polish [insert gem stone here]
>How to polish manners
>How to Polish vodka?

>>16252557
Birds of Prey are so fucking cool.

>>16252602
>No how to polish husbands/penises

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>>16251723
The second fish was a lot better, but I'm not sure where snek could go

>>16252612
Do you think her some blushing virgin?

>>16252464
>ionscrenklerty kbvopewrfd
>extra large keyboard

>>16252464
>MGC BBQ places
>GOOD MGC BBQ places
>GOOD MGC BBQ places -Sabbath
>Oni workout tips
>Where to get chest wraps in MGC
>Workout tips for girls with big tits
>Delinquent Styles for tall girls with big tits
>What is "Facesitting"?
>Mail order dinners, meat
>What do you do if a boy calls you cute?
>How to stalk human boys
>Should I rape a boy if he calls me cute, or should I ask him out?
>POV Hardcore humanboy rape
>POV Hardcore humanboy rape -Sabbath
>POV handholding humanboy cuddlesex -sabbath
>I think I'm in love what do I do?
>MGC romantic rape spots, Full moon

>>16252620
A woman can always improve her technique.

Also,
>No dragon waifu to encourage you to shave your head so she has something else to polish

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Come now dear, there's no TV and no beer and SOMEONE has to entertain the guests!

>>16252464
>Do boys think having one hundred legs is cute
>Does venom leak into drool

>>16252644
Why yes it does. Trust me, I'm an expert.

>>16252464
>Grew horns in sleep?
>Pink heart fruit
>How to tell if im turning into a monster
>Is monsterization painful?
>Blog stories of monsterization
>Spirit energy supplements
>Will I rape my crush if I turn into a monster?

>>16252464
>Best flying spots
>Great books
>Myths of Earth
>Anon's family name
>Harpy friendly restaurants.
>How does Earth effect mating season?
>Roleplay ideas in bed.

>>16252464
>Futanari
>Trap
>Tomgirl
>Yaoi
>Harcore Gay
>Why do I have a vagina now?
>What does it mean to be an alp?

>>16252673
>having a man for a wife
Anon, I...

>>16252642
That ass needs a smack.

>>16252655
An alp?

>>16252108
>People complaining about this
>After Seven Seas already altered all the "Lolicon" stuff to be about "Petite" girls instead
So in other words, this is a guy who knows EXACTLY what the MGE is about, EXACTLY what those pages originally catered to, and either A) Didn't read the English Rewrites, or B) Is being willfully misleading, and either way is just looking to complain.

Classy.

>>16252464
>cute latex outfits for young girls
>cute PVC outfits for young girls
>cute plastic outfits for young girls
>matching latex outfits for mothers and daughters
>matching PVC outfits for mothers and daughters
>matching plastic outfits for mothers and daughters
>ways to increase paw dexterity
>do husbands really like poochy tummies?
>creative bondage ideas for three
>best positions for three-person cuddling
>how long is it safe to stay tied up?
>how to cook without burning things
>extreme gags for long-term wear
>is it possible to sleep with a dildo gag down my throat?

Probably something like this.

>>16252108
>>16252680
Or alternatively, recognizes the loli content for what it is, and is genuinely expressing distaste for it, not knowing just how pro-loli the original, uncensored MGE is.

In which case, by God, just imagine how hilarious his reaction would be reading the unaltered Sabbath stuff?

>>16252464
>Do humans know I'm haunting them?
>How to get humans out of house
>Ghost chaser show
>Ghost chaser show cute camera man
>"Real MGC Hauntings" staff names
>How to flirt and be scary
>How to have sex with a person you can't touch

>>16252686
The first couple listings reminds me of the Ghost Couple from Beetlejuice.

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I had a dream last night, I was back in the army. I hope this doesn't mean there will be conflict during the Convergence.

>>16252693
Don't say the name, anon.

>>16252697
What name? Beetlejuice?

>>16252694
Holy shit I've been dreaming about my legionnaire days too. Something's coming bro

>>16252700
Yes, Beetlejuice.

>>16252727
Aww, shucks.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
There, now it can fuck off.

>>16252694
2017

The Dawn of the Elves approaches!

>>16252685
>Or alternatively, recognizes the loli content for what it is, and is genuinely expressing distaste for it, not knowing just how pro-loli the original, uncensored MGE is.

True. Loli is always going to be a dealbreaker for a lot of people. Can't expect normies, and even many 4channers, to be able to take loli content in stride.

>>16252679
It's funny, my mind went there first too, but that could as easily describe a human woman.

>>16252679
>>16252765
yeah it's supposed to be a human woman.

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This is your wife now.
Please be kind to her.

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Hey yo gimme dat energy y'all!

>>16252790
I want to lick her armpits

>>16251664
>when you realise this would be as close as you'd ever get to touching your snake waifu

Anubi for all Anubis-bros in 2017!

>>16252814
A nice sentiment anon, but we'll probably all have to get plane tickets to Egypt.

And personally, I'm dead broke after my recent trip to Japan.

>>16252814
Kobolds for KDF in 2017!

>>16252814
HAPPINESS, FREE, FOR EVERYONE, AND LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN!
Oh, uhh, in 2017.

>>16252818
>implying she won't pay for the ticket for you

Silly anon. Anubi always want to be with their husbands.

>>16252819
Well, it's only fair? Can't be that bad right?

>>16252827
Will you feed the Meat Grinder for us, Anon?

>>16252741
>to be able to take loli content in stride.
loli a shit

>>16252830
>>implying she won't pay for the ticket for you
>Silly anon. Anubi always want to be with their husbands.
>Wake up one morning
>Monster-pocalypse has come and gone
>No waifu
>Check mail
>Random plane ticket to Egypt and a dinner reservation
Fascinating prospect.

Wight Horn

>>16252839
Worthy of a story, even.
>>16252843
Spectral does?

>>16252830
Nah, KDF is alright.

>>16252464
>What do human men like?
>Scientific research on jupiter's moons.
>What do human men think look cute?
>Electromagnetic fields and their influence on magic.
>Cute things to do for a human man you like
>Planetary movement in relation to earth.
>My husband calls me “Kuudere”. Is that good?
>Experiments to do during planetary alignment.
>How to make sure that your husband knows you love him.

>>16252869
This is cute

>>16252464
> how to track someone's search history
> keylogger buy online
> how to hide a keylogger from a tech savvy crush
> how to break into an apartment inconspicuously
> list of ways to bug a building
> does licking someone's food and silverware count as an indirect kiss?

>>16252464
>Digital schedule tracker download free
>why do men like it when collars are put around their neck?
>why do men like it women their partner step on their crotch?
>why do some men like fluff?

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Kurisumasu is no excuse to slack off, senpai!

>>16252876
Liches are always cute.

>>16252922
Even when they're mad?

>>16252464
>I can't think of anything
Wow. My brain is mush right now. What would an elf-wight even care about?

>>16252922
Liches are stern teachers to their apprentices though.

>>16252925
>steps to Foxtrot
>"ojou" laugh for dummies
>opium pipes for dummies
>lyrics to the songs from Corpse Bride

>>16252923
>>16252926
I can't decide if a Lich emotionlessly fuming with a sort of "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" vibe would be adorable, or heart-rending.

>>16252923
Especially when they’re mad. What would they even do if they were mad at their husband?

>>16252926
Yes, but they are cute stern teachers.

>>16252916
The fuck is that?

>>16252934
It's your vixen kohai from the kendo club.