All AKB sub-groups and related *48/*46 groups welcome.
(02/06 to 03/30) HKT48 Spring Live Tour ~Sashiko du Soleil 2016~
(02/16-18,20,22,25,27-28) Minami Takahashi special stages.
(02/22 to 03/28) NMB48 Live House Tour 2016
(03/03-04) Miyazawa Sae graduation concert "Minna, Nakunjaneezo" at Nippon Gaishi Hall.
(03/09) AKB48 43rd Single (Kimi wa Melody). Sakura center. Maeda Atsuko, Oshima Yuko, Itano Tomomi, Shinoda Mariko and Takahashi Minami will return for this single.
(03/23) Nogizaka46 14th Single (Title TBA). Fukagawa Mai center.
(03/26-27) Minami Takahashi graduation concert "148.5cm no Mita Yume" at Yokohama Stadium.
(03/30) SKE48 19th Single (Title TBA).
(04/06) Keyakizaka46 1st Single (Title TBA).
LODs and Live Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ
48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
AKB48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dUAcADxd9BOvJGXXQdPTZ6L7co5N2GhWFiTnpFz68qk
HKT48 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WO-YcaJkph2yu75SwCjEu5DCMC50mZhccureCnwQQA
Nogizaka46 Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17eKIpPGgBA1YUV5bI3yyKyQYcW9hqM9iLaFZcZP3mLA
AKB H/S: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oATy7ZX78NxKUr3WVNbg4eZ8sfKDZKCpBT61p0RAsrA
Nogizaka H/S: http://ameblo.jp/seto-kasumi/
What is it about Nogizaka that leaves its fans so desperate for attention?
Pls no bully. Sakura is warmth and patience. Sakura is ganbare
So You are not posting Team p8do nor Mion anymore, anon- kun?
I need the gif of Keicchi undressing.
Lost it in my last hard drive meltdown.
That's fine, anon!
But You got that slightly wrong!
Kotoko is warmth and patience, Nogi is love and 46 is ganbare!
Sakura is warmth and patience. Sakura is love and sakura is ganbare. She will be patiently waiting for you anon-kun
That's fine, anon! We are waiting! There is a comfy chair, KTK made You a delicious cup of o-cha, and You can smell she is preparing an omuraisu in the kitchen. Soon You'll say "arigato, ne", she will reply "iie", and You will gratefully say
Then You'll start crying as soon as You realise she wrote
"I was zutto matteta for kimi, anon-kun!"
on top of the omurai with ketchup. Then You'll start laughing, because she added a cute sad face that reminds You of You old Yourself jumping between Sakura, Team p8do and Mion.
But that's all fine now. You are sorrounded by love, patience, warmth and ganbare now. Everything is fine now.
>The day is May 25, 2014
>Deep in the night, Yuria wakes up from her futon hyperventilating. She had been the witness of a premonition while dreaming, Annin is going to get hurt today, but she doesn't know when it's going to happen and, most importantly, how to prevent it. Annin isn't answering her phone call, and Yuria is growing more and more worried.
>Suddently, the word of Kizaki papa, her kickboxing mentor, resurface in her memory: "Remember, Yuria, that you can use the Kizakick to defend both yourself AND your own belongings"
>Bolstered by her father's saying, she hastily dresses up. Once she gets on the street she sprints in the direction of Iwate, not a second must be wasted.
>It's been hours already since she departed from Nagoya. Feeling her heart in her mouth and sweating profusely, Yuria is about to give up, but she quickly regains courage when the white landscape of the akushukai venue suddenly appears in her field view
>Busting through the security, she gets to Annin's booth just as tragedy is about to unfold. "Hey, you brute. Just because you want to vent out your frustrations, it doesn't mean you are allowed to touch my girlfriend!", she screams, catching Stabbu's attention and stopping him for a few precious seconds. "What nonsense, women can't have girlf-", Stabbu can't even finish the sentence before Yuria's high kick disarms him, making his handsaw drop. She quickly follows with a sweeping kick, which causes Stabbu to fall on his a** like a Streetfighter character, making him uncoscious indefinitely.
>The whole venue is rejoicing at Yuria's braveness. She has saved the day.
>Slowly recovering from the shock, Annin clings on Yuria's stiff body. Annin looks upward to Yuria's face, she's staring forward with a serious expression on her face, symbolizing her strong sense of duty. "Thank you for saving my life, Yuria. How can I repay you? I'm not good at cooking, all I have is my body. If this is enough for you, shall you accept it?"
>Late that night in a hotel room in the Iwate countryside
>Annin's firm body is arched over the small double-sized bed in the room. The bedsheets are a wet mess of sweat and v*ginal fluids by now, exhuding an indecent smell. Her arms stretch backward, as her hands try hopelessly to grab as much fabric as they can. Annin's princess-like hair, usually combed and straightened to perfection, are sprawled over the pillow, her flustered face turning left and right to better accommodate Yuria's demands.
>Lifting Annin's back with her left hand, Yuria's plump right hand goes back and forth over Annin's n*ked skin, toying with it like a 13-string koto. A whimper of pleasure escapes from Annin's mouth every time Yuria's fingers pass over her wet l*bia and p*bic mound and then her n*pples, all the way to her collarbones. Yuria's ravenous desire soon brings her fingers to dive deep into her companion's meat, and would've certainly left many a scratch on her body, hadn't she kept her nails clipped short for that purpose.
>Exhausted, the two lovers unite in a final embrace, Yuria's smell of wild livestock meshing with Annin's suave scent as the two girls' n*ked flesh press together
>Somewhere in the corner of the same room, Kawaei is staring attentively at their direction, her hands clenched in a fist on her knees as she sits on a small wooden chair. Annin told her that they were having a party and she could join in too, unaware of what would happen next.
When darkness rises...
When the world needs a hero...
When you are having trouble with your math homework...
Their forces combine to combat evil and injustice...
Holy shit this week's ikemen is a chon.
Why can't he find a job in his own fucking country. Fucking hypocritical koreans. Hardly any Japanese people in korea, but chons flood into Japan. What the fuck is wrong with them?
don't suppose there are any japan!anons headed to today's photo event?
Are the shitposters gone?
This is now a best costume thread.
I love my mori girls.
Kojiharu is one of the best things that happened to AKB and yet she will never get enough praise like some others do.
She will probably graduate super fast while we are graduating Takamina since forever. Not hating on Taka here, i just think Kojiharu deserves more love.
I wish You anons Your chocore-tos this valentines!
Sashi is 公開処刑している Carly here.
They do though.
Which audiobook do you want Milky to narrate for you?
I don't think she's the type who wants what I think you want for her. She has earned enough money from AKB and is very popular in Japan. KojiHaru would probably prefer a quiet graduation if it's up to her. It suits her character.
This is the book she will probably end up narrating in real life.
And I would still listen to it
Cute. Lucky grooms. I wonder why they kept the girls waiting.
You didn't need to get all dressed up...
i want saho reading le cimetière marin instead
Superior book. I would listen to it all day every day.
Nogis aren't the ones who post "Reminder for Sasshi's book/photobook" in every fucking thread.
Nogi fans actually get shit done and shows get subbed. Did they even finish MG5? LoL
>She will probably graduate super fast while we are graduating Takamina since forever
>KojiHaru would probably prefer a quiet graduation if it's up to her. It suits her character.
You do realize that she's been stealthily graduating for years now, right?
>tfw she'll never be your nee-san
Last thread didn't even last 24 hours again and only 80 unique IP's and less KTK posting than the thread before it. How many of you cucks are actually out there just shitposting and your location?
Early threads had 30 posters. If anything I'd rather have those numbers back. If you want to play security guard, have a fucking look at the ktk-shit earlier in this thread.
Create a Nogi General and these threads won't move that fast.
I like Nogi and as I said earlier I used to be one of those guys who didn't want a separate thread. But the spam especially the KTK-related shit lately has been fucking annoying and is actually already affecting how I view the group in general. I don't want that to escalate.
Yeah sorry I meant ktk/nogishitposting.
Oh, man, from the thumbnail on the catalog it looked like she was nude.
It's roughly 20 pics. And it's totally appropriate, seeing as how rarely new MVs come out. Comparing it with the ktk shit that has been going on for threads on end is ridiculous.
I should go to bed soon. Post sleepy idols
so I can imagine I'm lying next to them
Have you pre-ordered it yet?
Who's getting type E because of track 3?
[Kimi wa Melody]
2. LALALAメッセージ / AKB48次世代選抜
Track 3 for each type
Type A: Gonna Jump / SKE48
Type B: しがみついた青春 / NMB48
Type C: Make noise / HKT48
Type D: Maxとき315号 / NGT48
Type E: 混ざり合うもの / 乃木坂AKB
>Type A: Gonna Jump / SKE48
before being pretty, sakura is a goofy.
I hate when girls get famous and stop doing good variety.
I think she's Mayuyu 2.0 actually in terms of trying to emulate a perfect idol image and she probably took lesson on Mayuyu's blatant in-your-face I want to succeed attitude pre-2014 election. I remember Mayuyu getting shit on her 'ungrateful' speeches.
reminder that minegishi is the one who tought hkts to say stuff like "I'll destroy akb" or "I'll crush my seniors"
half bad subs from half assed. make a better one if you want to complain
Yes, I even help her practice her baton twirling
Have you prayed to the goddess savior of our souls today ?
no ? then go now, infidel
the ones who, like rena, start crying every time they fail at sports are the real nuisance. sakura at least laughs it off, and it's mostly the management pushing the shtick anyway.
>Sakura acts goofy before the push
>"lol shes such a goofball. what a qt, i hope she blossoms"
>Sakura acts goofy now
>"REEEEE what a fucking attention whore. shes 5/0 at best"
What gives /akgb/?
Wow they sell cough syrup with codeine right over the counter in Japan. Though when I tried to get two bottles they told me only one at a time. What members do you think would experiment with drugs?
>Buying this for me today.
>Goes home after buying it
>Sprays on self
>*sniffs hard* Ahhhhh I'm gonna touch myself tonight!
I just feel like the 48 franchise could take a bunch of literally random girls and make them learn to sing and dance, and next thing you know people are lining up to take photos with them.
You have to remember there are only what, 12 girls or so picked out of 10,000+ every new generation. We're lucky they allow girls to re-audition or else we could have missed out on some great members like Sae.
Wait I thought Nattsun was a bully, why is she helping Saho curl her hair?
>seeing as how rarely new MVs come out
Is this bait? When the Nogi MV Blu-Ray set came out with all the old ones in HD and 3 totally new MVs, hardly anyone posted pictures at all. One friendly anon just shared the files on mega, everyone thanked him, and we all enjoyed the MV quietly like civil people.
Truer words were never spoken
>someone points out it's ridiculous and explains why
>h-haha, triggered aren't we
48s are by far the worst shitposters.
Ikuta's scouting report from her auditions were leaked
dancing - 4/10
singing - 5/10
presence - 7/10
cuteness - 8/10
charisma - 4/10
projected: senbatsu center
Tbqph, we need a new board dedicated to wota culture here. 2hu is already big enough as it is.
Yes. Yes, I am
She's starting to return to this personality now in variety, it seems, so that's good.
48/46 School of Wizardry. What would it be called?
>She's starting to return to this personality now in variety, it seems, so that's good.
she probably never changed. it's just that nobody calls her to do that kind of variety anymore.
Mayuyu's scouting report
dancing - 5/10
singing - 5/10
presence - 6/10
cuteness - 7/10
charisma - 6/10
Sayanee's scouting report
dancing - 6/10
singing - 7/10
presence - 7/10
cuteness - 5/10
charisma - 7/10
projected: sousenkyo winner
I wonder how she does this without crushing her balls.
Dancing: She once said on a tv show (I think it was Marumaru Baito) that she often doesn't bother to learn her steps and that she will just turn up on the day and go to Sayanee to learn them (because Sayanee always learns them). Plus there are plenty of examples of her screwing up moves.
Singing -not a strong singer, but not terrible either. Just a cutesy voice, a tiny bit weak. But this is idols we are talking about - most just need to meet a minimum standard and the rest is lip-syncing.
Presence: How do you think the 'salty paruru' and 'autistic paruru' memes came about?
Paruru is very pretty. That is how she became an idol. That is why she got endless pushes despite being unenthusiastic, apathetic and even wanting to quit at one stage. What that first anon said is right. This is the reality of the idol world. Kojiharu and countless other girls are in a similar boat, although at least they didn't want to quit.
making shit up 2bh. bored as fuck and all-star weekend has been shit so far
Sasshi's scouting report
dancing - 4/10
singing - 5/10
presence - 3/10
cuteness - 3/10
charisma - 5/10
projected: undergirls - unranked
Kanna's scouting report
dancing - 7/10
singing - 5/10
presence - 9/10
cuteness - 10/10
charisma - 8/10
projected: multi-sousenkyo winner **MUST RECRUIT AT ALL COSTS**
Who is the doppleganger and who is the real one?
I need to know cos I need to kill the evil one.
Sakura's scouting report
dancing - 4/10
singing - 4/10
presence - 5/10
cuteness - 6/10
charisma - 5/10
projected: undergirls - next girls
Karen's scouting report
dancing - 6/10
singing - 6/10
presence - 5/10
cuteness - 4/10
charisma - 6/10
projected: next girls - future girls
You can take the Namba out of the Osaka, but you can't take the Osaka out of the Namba.
I hope she never changes
10/10 = 1000 year qt
Last scouting report for now. I'm going for a drive.
Izurina's scouting report
dancing - 5/10
singing - 4/10
presence - 4/10
cuteness - 2/10
charisma - 6/10
projected: unranked (possible ugly duckling)
Good job proving how clueless you are.
It was ザ！世界仰天ニュース from last October. The studio was watching a video of a fat black girl (lol) who tried to lose weight after getting dumped for being overweight (double lol). The guests were asked if they have anything from their past they'd like to erase. Sayaka said she wishes to erase the castle gags she used to do.
As usual, 48 casuals need to be told by a Nogi fan what their oshis have been up to.
>implying I'm not a nogi fan who just happens to like sayanee as well
>jumping to conclusions, believing in false dichotomies
But anyway, thanks for the source, bro.
Ah. So you're clueless... AND a shitposter? Why don't you just leave both fandoms then since you contribute nothing? You're probably responsible for both groups hating each other.
Right after you did the same thing, yeah. I figured either a) you were lying and need to be called out on it, or b) saying you were would get you so fuming mad that you'd go dig up the source and we'd get some actual info out of you. Either outcome was fine with me.
Anons, don't argue with Angry-Anon. He is a troubled person, and it is better off to let him huff and huff on his own until he runs out of puff. Then maybe he can figure out how to deal with his personal problems without resorting to confrontation and over-reaction. Read this first.
>Behind their violent shield, an angry individual is feeling threatened — maybe not by you, but by something or someone. Their anger is related to you only in a way in which some action or expressed feeling of yours has triggered some discomforting emotion within them.
>Angry individuals commonly are overwhelmed and scared. Big bullies have deeply hurt and vulnerable cores. They are expending their toxic energy to produce their angry display as a distorted way to pursue some goal related to their personal sense of safety and significance. Even though the content may be channeled at you, the driving force behind it is related to their personality, upbringing, and prior experiences. Most of their accusations are based on subjective opinions and are very loosely, or not at all, related to you personally.
>Remember also that most angry people have a victim mentality. They perpetually feel the world owes them something and other people must fulfill their preferences or needs. What angry people say is almost never factual but emotional in content, related to their fears, frustrations, and bruised ego. Attempting to talk with them almost always fails, as raging people are narrowly focused, entitled, and prone to listening only to themselves.
Calling a guy telling the truth a liar is what I would call a bullshit claim.
The guy before you already asked for source. The conversation could've just carried on constructively, but you just had to jump in and insult someone.
>I see the source but I still choose to believe otherwise
Keep living in your own world then.
I see that she said that on some highly scripted variety program. What I don't believe is that it actually represents some genuine change in her behaviour.
But sure, if you like, go on believing everything said on variety, and for that matter on the Internet, is automatically true.
The story of my pathetic life.
I'm fine with Fifty Shades of Grey too.
That fucking feel that even if Nogis have their own thread, nothing actually enforces them from posting Nogis in the 48G thread because it doesn't violate any rules.
There have already been at least two Nogi generals started by someone that doesn't like Nogi. Nobody had any interest in moving, so they died. Employ a few filters and take it easy. I can only assume you're talking about stuff like ganbare, train sex, chon, KTK, and several others. Hide them with forwarding hiding and no stubs. And seeing as they mostly spam using the same images, filter those as well. I won't see this post, so no need to reply.
just because nobody posts in them and the nogi shitposters wont leave to go to their own thread doesn't mean they shouldn't be separate. they're getting more and more popular and this single thread is getting too crowded to accommodate them
United we stand.
Divided we fall.
Ikoma ranked 14th in Sousenkyo.
Rena was a Nogi for a year and appeared in 3 singles.
Don't lose sight of who the real enemy is:
the worst posters in the thread post nogis. they should have their own thread, but of course they don't want to go because then they'll only have eachother to keep themselves company
right, because you know you're being stupid acting like contributing a B side means a goddamn thing. AKB can collaborate with whoever they want, doesn't make them AKB related
This is possibly the most unpleasant case of deja vu i've ever experienced.
Frankly, I suspect the KTK-spammer wants Nogi out of the thread, rather than actually being a fan. Are you him?