Sakura Gakuin new album now up for pre-order!
>BABYMETAL WORLD TOUR 2016:
UK (Apr 2)
US (May 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 11, 13, 14, Jul 12, 14, 15)
France (Jun 11)
New Album ~Kirameki No Kakera~ (Mar 3)
Spring Hina-asobi 2016 (Mar 6)
The Road to Graduation (Feb 13, Mar 22)
SG: https://plus.google.com/photos/photo/100623630271890671736/6241324823373384450 & https://youtu.be/B-f9XwyG64I & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k6nkOFblr1ik3Yflm7Z & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3rlcvs_160212
Grads: https://youtu.be/m3VZ4q0fz8M & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3pfvxe_160130 & http://www.dailymotion.com/video/k2SISiuZcMlzpLfgrcz
Sakura Gakuin (Mon 19:00 JST)
Night of Spica (look for ゴロ寝系トーク番組『スピカの夜』 in the calendar)
>Previously on /bmsg/: >>14729813
Who's the idiot now?
If you changed bodies with your waifu for the day, what would you do? Presuming you can speak with people and interact as if you knew them so you can camouflage in exactly as normal (if you wanted).
Firstly there would be the obvious... Look at myself in the mirror and touch all over Su. Then smell her pillows/clothes and try and absorb as much memory of her scent as possible. Then I would try and see if I could see Yui and Moa or any of the SakuGakus really and meet them. Being Su and having her phone/camera/computer means I could see all the rares, take pics of her room etc. and send them to myself for archiving. Then at the end of the day it would be more lewd stuff :3
I don't know, one guy who bullied me during middle school became someone I would call a friend of mine. So going from someone who I would like dead to one of the people I respect most... people easily change during those formative years.
I would go outside and smile at people, and see what it feels like when people think you're cute.
Well that wouldn't work at places like Tokyo, where everyone is too busy and want to keep their distance. Maybe in her hometown.
>what the fuck, impostor asked about this on /bmsg/, am i in a dream or was he a literal meme magician?
>assuming that this is the real world and the situation is as he described it, she's in my body right now
>because there is a 12 hour difference between us she's probably still asleep, so i'll take this time to fly home and be there for when she wakes up
>if i don't make it in time she'll probably think she's gone totally insane and because she's in my body i'll have to deal with the consequences of that
>assuming she woke up and i was there i would try to calm her down and explain the situation and then spend the whole day getting her ready to go back to japan tomorrow
>assure her that if the situation is as prophesied, she'll wake up tomorrow in her own body and that it will never happen again
>i'd try to keep in touch with her after she went back to japan, and hopefully once she has recovered from the situation she'd start thinking there as some sort of magical bond between us
>she'd then want to get married because she had probably fantasized about a chuunibyou situation like this when she was younger
>get married and live happily ever after
>tfw no Happy Birthday Mori-sensei edition
Mori-san doesn't count
In my head Su was reacting the same as myself and exploring her surroundings/new body with interest
because of our connection. I suppose if it were to happen to anyone else they could be shocked. Too much time would be spent flying from Japan to my home so she would probably have already woken up and freaked. Maybe i could phone myself and direct her like on the matrix to my laptop and then Skype. Hearing her own usual voice and seeing herself safe and ok would calm her. Then tell her that it's only for a day and to enjoy herself.
It would be romantic flying to be with her as she awoke in her new body, then flying back and sleeping just before she goes into her own body. Then rushing to the airport in your usual body and waking her gently in Japan. If you were visiting Japan when it happened you could do that with trains... I'll have to go and try to invoke meme-magic to see if Su and I can trade bodies for a while :3
>Tfw koba made Su do a no-fun sign when she could have drawn kawaii rabbits
The Babymetal JAV parody is up on the spreadsheet now.
There's no need for it, the impact is gone.
That pic is one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen, crop it a bit to make the thumbnail more clear and voilà, a jpsie magnet.
everydbody knows that
>Tfw tired and thinking of how perfect it's going to be falling asleep with Su for the first time in the physical world
Please don't say mean things like that about my perfect microwave-chan
I don't. I don't even see any groceries.
Just like Himetan, Mio has a doppleganger.
srry wrong quote
I don't see much resemblance to Sara.
Honestly that's almost always shaky. We pay attention to different attributes and put different weight on them. What you see is not what I see and vice versa.
She's hot this all that matters. Added to the pantheon.
They get really sweaty don't they
I wish I could wipe the sweat off their faces
Do you think they smell bad after sweating so much I've seen a video that said that japanese people don't smell
Well, I've heard they have toilets that squirt water on your butt so you can get maximum clean. I'd say they're pretty advanced in that department. They bathe all the time too. Their sweat probably makes them smell nicer if you really start to put some thought into it. I should ask some Jap friends of mine if I can smell them. I'll let you guys know.
Whose thighs do you reckon taste the nicest when they are moist with sweat?
Look at those chubby cheeks!
I just wanna pinch them.
Those quick arm flicks are cute.
Imagine the good old fashioned :3
it was the best thing, an actual successful music endeavour that puts out quality music
as opposed to the myriad of shit songs that sg puts out, fuck, sg has been around longer than bm and they're still not as popular
anon pls, babymetal became popular because it gave metalheads a chance to look at female japanese children without seeming like a creep. even if you thought the metal-jpop meme mix was good they already jumped the shark and have switched to shrugrock.
She's supposed to look like Sara?... not even close. Sara is going to star in Amachan 2: Kokeshi Strikes Back.
I found it at facebook
With these lazy justifications, Ariana will be added to the pantheon at this rate.
tfw Sulpa asks you to finish all over her belly and then rubs it into her skin and naval
The kamis are so gay. Why would I want to watch a bunch of middle aged men flailing around and sweating all over the place when I go to watch cute girls sing pop songs? They do nothing but attract unhygienic metalhead losers to the shows because the normies are worried they'd be labeled pedophiles if there were just underage girls on stage.
We need more people like you. Post more pls.
they're tucked away in the back and off to the sides except for a few minutes during their solo and a few seconds during Akatsuki.
It's your fault that your closeted eyes keep constantly drifting towards the sexy Kamis senpai. You want some of that boipucci
Someone post that picture of a big guy doing a meet & greet with Ayami
this is definitely why ayami stopped being an idol btw.
you could see how squeamish she'd get from cute girls being too friendly with her, so being forced to be nice to specimens like this must have been killing her on the inside.
>personal space issues with qt girls
She has failed, that's why she quit. It has nothing to do with being disgusted with her fans. Every idol hates their fanbase obviously.
You guys are focusing too much on the sweaty part, projection much? The point is kamis are irrelevant.
displaythem all over their walls
found a nice cover
>mapping IDZ so I can play it on taiko
>put pic related as the background image
>test my map
>mother comes in looking for some shit
>looks over my shoulder
>"ah, is this your dream girl?"
>"you have pictures of her all over the place, she must be"
>"you'll meet her one day, putting all this attention on her like that"
>she starts talking about spiritual stuff and arcane practices
>she says she'll assist when she gets some new crystals
No amount of sorcery or magic will sunder the bond between Su and myself. Our love and connection is eternal, our fates intertwined and written in the stars.
Sorry senpai, I'll look after her for you
That's just your tulpa. You ain't connected to shit, my nigga
>mfw I realize I am deeply in love with a Japanese teenager that I have absolutely 0 chances of even speaking to
How did I even end up in this state? It seems like yesterday when I was still a normal person
J-drama with the babymetals literally when? And please don't link the SG short ones everybody has seen them
Their success in Japan is tied to their success in the west. That's something the Japanese fans, media, and even Koba talk about.
This general didn't exist before they played with a live band.
I think that believing that Yui/Moa actually likes Cannibal Corpse, and then of course realizing that it was all lies, is like a rite of passage. Kind of like how you watch pro wrasslin as a kid and think it's real until you first see a UFC fight.
i think what's happening to babymetal is that they are ditching everything that doesn't pander to metalheads OR increase their acceptance in mainstream japan. sometimes they can appeal to both markets at the same time by touring european countries, playing agreeable sounding hard rock etc...
sakura gakuin isn't doing fun stuff anymore. are they after the western market or are they simply trying to move away from the otaku market and towards mainstream japanese acceptance? we'll see them become entirely bland in the next few years, mark my words. at least there will probably be more photoshoots.
>they are ditching everything that doesn't pander to metalheads
They're already somehow ditching metalheads as well, instead focusing on skacore and dadrock and amen breaks and every other rock style except for actual metal.
Off topic time. What movies do you lads recommend for me to watch today?
Did Koba get scared by how big BABYMETAL became? Did the corporate suits start pressuring him? It's a pity if he thinks he's supposed to be all "serious" and "legit" business now. That's not what made BABYMETAL.
It's all doom and gloom with you, isn't it? Do you revel in it? Do you think it could be that your tastes are just too narrow? Or maybe you're bored and ready to move on to some other fad.
>implying that all those (You)s are mine
there was that strawpoll a while ago and the majority of the votes were negative.
It's doom and gloom because I care. If I didn't care then I would move on to ladybaby or death rabbits or necronomidol or any other metal/rock idol group out there.
There are thousands of j-rock bands already, I don't want Babymetal to become just another bland j-rock band
>sakura gakuin isn't doing fun stuff anymore
stop this meme.
>trying to move away from the otaku market and towards mainstream japanese acceptance
they are "idols", otaku market is their mainstream, do you expect to watch Soyokano in some serious award or something?
they're not alienating metalheads though. they have better reception now than ever. you like metal right? so do i, but the people who consider themselves metalheads tolerate rock more than jpop, and even though they aren't playing metal it's not as if they are playing softrock.
>tolerate rock more than jpop
NOT IN MY BABYMETALS
>talks about lewds
>posts 10 year old in swimwear
What is this, 2ch?
I don't know what to say tbqhonest
You keep saying that, but I don't think it's true. I've listened to a lot of J-rock and I would take Babymetal over any of it. Maybe one or two songs are more J-rock now, but they're definitely neither bland nor average J-rock.
>airi and megu are nothing alike
explain this then strawman
I remember voting but what was positive again?
Also Yuimato crew now hiring.
Then let's do this, again, I even reworded the options because some anon was upset that I called their album "just as good but different" in the last poll
I've done it lads
Gonna move to Tokyo for around 6 months (college exchange thing). Can't wait to see my waifu live.
I am really scared of moving though. But at least I'm confident I'll get a qt jp gf
nothing really, just checking the temperature of where people are in regards to the new album, and also that one anon can stop saying "you" when replying to people who aren't fans of the new album
you came to the right neighborhood motherfucker
I got a super camera and I'm ready to deliver fresh OC.
If I get to any handshake event by any chance,I'll try to hide a damn gopro so I can share the experience with everyone
mainly just to brag though
If you like to brag you're in the wrong place.
I never understood anons who post pics of tickets.
no offense anon but i disagree. she has a long shelf life, and in fact, she looks better now than she used to.
>tfw you'll never be Megu's knight in shining armor
Mirena is defiantly the top in the relationship
dem boobies tho
Dead... I guess anon went clubbing tonight...right?
Do you think Hana will be gifted chokoreto at the cafe?
So lads, what kind of posting do you want to do tonight?
I don't even remember the last time someone dumped Yui pics tbqdesu.
She was exposed to a lot of chemicals in Logica.
>what kind of posting do you want to do tonight?
Perfect posting f4m
Wouldn't mind trading some (You)s with you since it's valentine's day.
I've been drinking so you gotta spell it out for me.
Collarbone and Femur posting...
It was too cold today. Perfect for cuddling with one's waifu.
What kind of a
hobbyis collar bones anyway?
She isn't working at the cafe at the moment she's studying now. She's only at the cafe during her school break and for some special events when she has the time. She's still a high school student.
Nene is such a bad example to the other girls
in a good way.
What kind of scandals are you looking for?
Raura and Nene doing bullyng, Moalestation. AyaMori affair, Yui's anorexia, Minewaki-san...
I hope when she comes to the States she eats lots of deep fried tomatoes and gains her baby fat back.
Su farts on stage but Moa has the smelliest burgers.
Su, Yui and Moa usually get into hotel rooms with one queen bed and a single bed. Yui and Moa share the queen bed together while Su sleeps on the single bed that is pushed together with the queen sized bed.
Yui and Moa bathe together
of course naked.
And Su knowingly bends at the waist with her back facing thousands of fans. It doesn't show on the blurays but there are many intentional dance moves to show upskirts when you see them live.
This is my new avatar for everything on internet
Ah yes, speaking of Mariri, anyone think that she didn't graduate to "pursue a career in modelling"?
perhaps she was/is interested in a boy and didn't want to or couldn't stay in SG because of it...
Could you please elaborate on the Raura/Nene bullying, Aya Mori affair and what Minewaki-sachou?
On Valentine's Day, you should listen to this tune!
Gimme chocolate!! MV reached 42.000.000 views on Youtube!!
I know only one. Babymetal has not played with Scandal the girls band.
We need more SG upskirts...
What's the point with that really? Amuse is like the Gestapo when it comes to keeping the girls from being seen as sexy or showing too much skin. They wear some kind of black shorts underneath the skirts so there isn't anything to see anyway.
But senpai, why do you want to look up underaged girls' skirts?
But that's what makes it even more satisfying when you do catch a glimpse ;) It's the fact that it's so forbidden and hard to get that makes it so good
Since they can't see anything why do you get so triggered?
Whoa dude how can you still remember that
How many hours of the day so you think Yui dedicated to making and finding new memes?