You know you're going straight to hell if you do it...

Hello missing birthmark Kotori!

>>14731584
Lets be honest, hell in 2hu isnt that bad. It would be worth it. They cant punish everyone and have to cut corners due to lack of funding.

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>>14731584
How did I get into a situation where I can see Eiki sleeping on a bed?

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Ahhhh, i just want to hug her for a very long time. If i would go to hell for this, i have no regrets!

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>>14731655
Exhaustion due to stress and being overworked.

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>>14731655
Is this a sight you'd rather not see, then?

I want to drop my pants and let my half-chub fall on her forehead.

>>14731584

Hello maximum verbosity Yuuka.

But she'll catch a cold without a blanket.

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>>14731712
n-no I'd like to watch the Yama sleep.

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>>14731584
Fall in love with the yama? Yeah probably, but she's not my judge

>>14731584
I'd fucking cuddle the shit out of her

>>14731584

I'm going to the special hell

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Do what, watching her sleep? I doubt that.

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>>14731584
Finally a thread for a good Touhou

You can't just send everyone you don't like to hell, Eiki.

>>14731780
This gives me an idea.
Hell can raise more moneyby filming their yama sleeping. The question is, would you pay for it, and how would you explain it to shiki.

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>>14734901
She'd never agree to that.

>>14734925
I want to hug her from behind and make her smile

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>>14734944
That's sexual harassment.

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>>14734952
It's not if she likes it

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>>14734963
She wouldn't like some stranger suddenly hugging her. Get real.

>>14731584
I just want to hold her hand for a little bit.

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>>14731729
Can't say I didn't warn you. There's a matter to take care of before you're off to hell, though...

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>>14735382
let's rock

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>>14731687
I love images like these. They're so real and comfy.

Whenever I look at this image, I imagine the yama living in a posh penthouse suite. She comes home with a headache from all the hard work in management and human resources, and she needs someone to take care of her. You come back yourself from your eight to five job, prepare her a nice meal, hang out for a bit by the TV, then you both go to bed.

The next morning, it's time to work, but the yama holds your arm! Still with a light headache, she says,"Let's just pretend we overslept a bit. Something like this is fine occasionally.".

Aahh, casually living with the yama, first as friends, then you slowly climb up the relationship ladder. Imagining a comfy modern life with 2hus is a great passtime.

>>14731618
Exactly what I thought

>>14735382
Is that what i think it is?

>>14741441
It looks like a pair of pliers.

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>>14731584
I just wanted to cover her with

>>14741566
What is she gonna do with them?

>>14741612
They are commonly used to bend wire or grip things very tightly.

>>14731584
What if I take responsibility for the children.

judge justine

>>14741612
we all know what she will do with them

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>>14741921
Even if you say that... W-would you really do something so terrible to Lady Enma?

>>14741673
>>14741982
This scares me greatly.

>>14742004
ca-str-a-tion~

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>>14742028

>>14731618
>>14740382
We're the only ones that care about Kotori.

>>14742028
But she is a nice girl, right? She wouldn't do that would she?

>>14742028
What? I thought she was just going to cut the sharp ends off my new guitar strings!

Yo, this be Shake'nbake Hamandeggs from Toothhole, I'd hit it.

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>>14741921
Please don't.

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>>14742207
Nah, she's nice, and punishment isn't her department. She's just trying to scare you into shaping up.

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>>14744514
When will the Yama realize that spankings are significantly more effective than lectures?

>>14742028
I wouldn't mind getting my balls crushed by her bare hands after getting her pregnant. It's not like I needed them anymore.

>>14731584
I'm so f*cked up!