You're walking through the desert with Zun when suddenly

Ask the guy on my left.

I ask OP to suck some dick, but he's already at it before the words leave my mouth

>>14718183
Were we in Afghanistan? Were we hiding from enemy soldiers? Is ZUN actually ZUN or just some guy who was surgically modified to look like ZUN and thinks he actually is?

Why not just cut off the dick?

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>>14718204
OP here, it doesn't matter because vipers don't bite that high, I think.

Also I mean you don't have to make it sexual if you don't want to.

I know I would attempt to cut off circulation to ZUN's dick or suck out the poison I mean it's the real ZUN and he's upset already because there's not much beer in the desert.

>>14718183
Cup of lifenoodles

I secretly thank the viper for giving me an excuse