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Hey look, it's a neeerrrrdddddddd!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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>>14714109
>Somebody tried posting a furry OP

What a faggot. Nerd bird thread is way better.
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Three threads.
Three.
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>>14714118
>that other thread OP
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>14714118
Yeah this should be the thread, fuck the /v/ poster and his stupid furry-tier snake.

Post cute Minotaurs.
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>>14714121
You mean two. That other one is definitely a troll thread.
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So, which one do we go to exactly?
I mean, including this, there's three
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>>14714129
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>>14714133
I say this one. The furshit thread came before, but it's furshit. The anubis thread came later, so hey. This is the best contender.
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>>14714133
Here obviously. It's the earliest one that's not a furry.
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>>14714139
Nope, this one came first.
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>>14714139
check post number, retard, this one was before.
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I fucking hate you people sometimes.
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>>14714135
What a lewd cow. Would let her snu snu me.
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>>14714151
I fucking hate that scalie faggot trying to force his Xcom shit more.
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Thank you mods.
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x is best girl
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>>14714155
Maids are truly olev
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>>14714157
>X
>Not Y
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I want scalies t ogo and stay go
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>other threads nuked
thank you staff
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>>14714155
Praise Kiki mod.
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I want a parasite slime to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want to be left wondering whether it was the paladin girl or the slime itself doing the laughing!
I want this question to bother me more than it should!
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Well, at least this isn't the one with that scaleshit Ayylien in the OP. Fucking XCOM faggots.
>>14714151
We know.
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>>14714161
>implying anything but Z is best girl
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>has scales
>must be a furry

Waifufag logic.
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>>14714166
Mod is a Kikifag confirmed?
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>>14714172
>Z
>Best anything
>When based A exists
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I'm going to find the world's fattest wyvern and make fun of her.
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>>14714174
Scalie is a subset of furry you agitator.
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>>14714174
Different sphincter, same shit.
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>>14714135
He's also drawn her as a demon/ succubus.

...but on finding it the thing is NSFW.
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>>14714166
>>14714177
She's a hard worker.
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>>14714178
>not loving based Chuff
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>>14714155
Purest love
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>>14714185
>Sitting like that at the computer
Shit's uncomfortable, I'll tell you what. Especially for long periods
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>>14714135
She's insanely hot. Too bad her artist is just insane. Some deviant art guy obsessed with trolls (the internet kind).
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>>14714185
Too bad none of that hard work goes towards getting a job or a boyfriend.
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>>14714185
she does it for free
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>>14714191
There's always that one artist that appeases to your fetish that's always in some shape or form a little bit insane
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>>14714189
Absolute Waifu material.
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>>14714195
Wait really? No monetary compensation whatsoever? No even a cute boy to eat her out? Surely she must get something for all her hard work.
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>Reading Hellsing for the first time
Where the fuck is my dark edgy vampire manga?
Why is Seras so cute?
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>>14714204
Best tits in anime.
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As I said, I like 'em buff.
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wifedance
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>>14714210
good taste
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>>14714210
Oh god, that body says "do not mess with me" but that face says "pls love me"

What do?
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>>14714213
>gazer crayon

Your wife's dance needs further expansion.
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>>14714216
Love tenderly
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>>14714207
Puffy
Vulva
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>>14714216
Give her flowers and invite her to dinner.
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>>14714213
This is a bold piece. The artist's attention to detail really shines through, especially in the last few frames, where you can see the gazer's long hair reach the floor when she crouches. Their choice to leave the GIF with a choppy loop is also daring and, may I say, bold. Commendable.

Eyeballs not doing the Mexican Wave
2/10 are you even trying
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>>14714213
cute
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>>14714207
Seras is the sexiest vampire ever.
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>>14714213
Is that a mating dance? It's cute either way.
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>>14714232
Now now, let's not discount Her Master.
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>>14714232
No, my waifu is.
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>>14714232
Glad to see someone else here who the same good taste as me. How can you not like the bust, strong, sweet vampire who also loved to get head pats, it's a winning combo in my book.
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>>14714236
Sometimes I find myself thinking "Would I risk life and limb to stick it in that?"

The answer is yes in this instance, even if horrible and grizzly death would soon follow
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>>14714213
There you are Gazerfag

Guess what just came in Same artist who did the Wockbutt
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>>14714250
Waifus playing on the beach? That's nice.
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>>14714244
We could all use a little police girl in our lives
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>>14714250
Bleeee and Blaaaa are my favourite supporting characters in all of fiction
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>>14714250
>Wocks tentacles wearing shades
Nice shit.
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>Anon gets himself a Kikimora maid
>Before she's able to claim her master for herself, a Vampire snatches him up
>Now anon's new wife and maid barely tolerate each others' presence and are essentially in a state of cold war
>The Kikimora will ignore anything the Vampire tries to make her do and will only listen to requests from her master
>The only time they cooperate with each other is when the Vampire wants to drink from the tap
>The Kikimora has secretly developed a bit of a blood play fetish
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>>14714250
>55.0
Can't stop the Wock. Keep going.
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>>14714255
>There will never be a Bleeee and Blaaa spin-off
Come on directors, think of the money!
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>>14714254
Agreed, all should have the ability to date a cute vampire girl who will fight alongside them, while also her being sweet, loving, and able to be given head pats when the fights are over.
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>>14714268
how feisty would a Professor Jiggly werecat be, and how jiggly would she be?
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>>14714268
That looks like a wildcat of some sort. Like a lynx halfbreed, or something.
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Reminder: Paternal instincts dictate that you must protect your wan-wan and baby, ensuring their happiness
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>>14714291
>Implying I need a reminder
Instincts are instincts
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>>14714291
Who wouldn't?
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>>14714291
FILTHY YAMABIKO SCUM
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>>14714276
When i saw that image i inmediately though that Professor Jiggly was a mouse.
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>>14714295
see
>>14714296
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>>14714265
Slowing down was never an option.
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>>14714309
Once you get 99 different wock images, you'll be able to use them to create your very own 4chan rolling game.
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>>14714317
that's an angry looking wan-wan. You know as they say, best to let sleeping wan-wans lie.
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>>14714324
And lie on top of them too?
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>>14714250
Awesome, Jabber! Looking forward to it.
I kind of watched Kuro toss around ideas for a couple days. Nice to see he's going with that one.
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>>14714317
>Nekone
There's better girls in the series, like the sex twins, Touka, Atui and Karura.
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>>14714333
>the sex twins, Touka, Atui and Karura.
My man
My man
That's some mighty fine taste right there
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>Have Twin Monster Girl daughterus.
>One loves her daddy
>Other hates you and acts like a wild animal
what do?
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>>14714338
Dick one, and allow the other one to find her own lover.
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>You will never make spicy curry for your hellhound daughteru on a night when mom's not home

Why live?
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>>14714338
Gently and lovingly raise the nice one.
Sex the bad one until she's nice too.
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Got something from the dr/a/wthread.
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>>14714359
>Mizuki Alp
No
No Boner
NO BONER STOP
BONER PLEASE
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>>14714359
>/a/'s greatest alp, as an MGE alp
Art could be better, but all the same, this is wonderful.

Mizuki a softest.
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>>14714338
Discipline the misbehaving one until she acts more like her sister,
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>>14714333
I'm not sure why but these twins make deeply buried lewd impulses from within me wake up,and i'm not even into lolis.
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>>14714352
I wonder if Hellhounds can snack on jalapenos as if they were carrots.
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>Go hiking.
>The Ranger tells you not to go off the path due to a lot of missing men on the mountain path over the past X years.
>You see a mysterious object that catches your eyes during your walk.
>You decide to go off the path to check out a mysterious object.
>Out of nowhere giant mysterious feathered creatures kidnap you, and drop you into some kind of cave.
>Inside is an army of harpies who welcome you into your new home for life as the last man they had died.
>Harpies don't have electricity or anything modern, just the basic of stuff such as: each other, food, water, orgies, and entertainment via stories.

>You still have the mysterious object you picked up which is a shiny mirror.
>You have only one chance to escape and not be made into a sex slave for eternity.

What do you do?
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>>14714378
Covet my mirror.
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>>14714378
>use macguffin and armor
>find a less shitty bunch of Harpies to waifu
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>>14714373
They're not really lolis, they're around the same size as a lot of the other girls but they're just more on the flat side.

They are incredibly lewd though, the monotone voices and the suggestions they make do funny things to me.
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>>14714378
>You have only one chance to escape and not be made into a sex slave for eternity.
I choose to waive that chance
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>>14714378
I would escape but only if i can impregnate a couple of them before escaping.
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>>14714378
Exaggerate the wonders of the modern world. All sorts of yummy food, lots of cozy places to rest, clean water, all sorts of fun things to see and play with, plenty of men that would love some birdpussy. Then when some agree to follow me back to the city, I ditch them while they're taking it all in.
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>>14714338
Some one who has never burned themselves will never listen to you when you tell them that the fire is hot. I'll devote my attentions to the good one, but at the same time remain ready and open to turn my attentions to the bad one too, when she decides she needs me.
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>>14714398
>Giving your harem of birdpussy to other men.
What? Its cool to ditch them, but come on with the NTR.
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>>14714378

Convince them to open a cafe.
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>>14714417
This guy knows it.
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I want an image of a Titania and Demon, both with birthing hips and a noticeable thigh gap, standing side by side. They're naked and covering their naughty bits with a sign that reads "mind the gap".
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So Father have some play in their daughter's genetics/appearance, right?

Doesn't that mean you'd have things like hot-ass kikimori with elven fathers or weird-ass Ren Xiongmaos with dwarven dads?
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>>14714109
>Hey anon did you know that monsters dont have gag reflexes?
>Oh no reason, just making conversation with cool facts
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>>14714435
Or a Succubus who behaves like the average anon.
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>>14714393
You would hate it. All of those lusty birds crowding around you, chirping and moaning as they wait for their turn to hopefully be impregnated, with every part of your body that can be used to pleasure them being exploited. Then you would have to deal with the chicks wanting to play with you all the time, which would be annoying as they all try to demand hugs or that you play Hide and Seek. Instead of a soft warm bed, you would be forced to sleep between the harpies, feathers and flesh entrapping you so you can't run off. Do you really want that?

>>14714421
I never really wanted a harem in the first place. They will be happier without having to share a husband.
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Kiki Ryougi

Like Shiki Ryougi, but a kikimora.

https://youtu.be/G1OHROKu9uU
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>>14714435
Male Elves and Dwarves have a super low population, that and male elves reside away from society in their hidden non-hyoomens-and-monstergirls-allowed treehugger forts.
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>>14714435
No, because there's one dwarfbro hiding in the belly of mountains getting drunk and making sweet ass weapons, and he is literally the last of his kind. And the elves have run away to America to make use of their wall to keep all the mexi- uh, monsters out. If either of them come into contact with mamono mana, then poof. They grow tits and lose their cocks. So you won't get half elf or half dwarf MG hybrids, because to get close enough to fuck them is to get close enough to monsterize.
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>>14714445
>You would hate it. All of those lusty birds crowding around you, chirping and moaning as they wait for their turn to hopefully be impregnated, with every part of your body that can be used to pleasure them being exploited. Then you would have to deal with the chicks wanting to play with you all the time, which would be annoying as they all try to demand hugs or that you play Hide and Seek. Instead of a soft warm bed, you would be forced to sleep between the harpies, feathers and flesh entrapping you so you can't run off. Do you really want that?

Anon stop the flesh and spirit are too willing to resist.
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>>14714448
She's a werecat if anything
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>>14714450
no-hyoomens-and-monstergirls-allowed*
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>>14714448
Are you... are you trying to make a pun?
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>>14714457
Not trying, I did.
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So, how about those fabric-concealed monstergirl derrieres?
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>>14714451
Male elves and dwarves don't monsterize, they incubize.
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>>14714462
I'm pretty sure all the dwarves turned into lolis. Or did I get mixed up somewhere? Aren't there like, no male dwarves left?
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>>14714435
I wonder what an elven wolfgirl would look like. Probably super lithe and graceful.
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>>14714451
>They grow tits and lose their cocks.
That's not how it works.

I don't know about male elves, but the dwarves actively welcomed their women turning into hot sluts by monsterizing.
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>>14714461
I try to forget about alps in spats so I can do other stuff and then this sucks me back in.
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>>14714466
The reason they aren't many males dwarves is because when the women monsterized they went full ham on fucking them, and since monstergirls don't birth males, the males slowly died off.
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>>14714461
It's lewder than anything you'll be allowed to see or read in Fire Emblem Fates, that's for sure.
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>>14714462
Unless they alp.
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>>14714470
I'm like 90% sure there are like, very few if any male dwarves left. So they either turned into sluts, or just died of old age leaving only their daughters, cuz the whole no sons thing.
>>14714477
>the males slowly died off.
Right, yeah. Forgot. But I mean, dwarves and elves are still monsterboys. Why would KC have them incubize and not something like male minotaurs? Is it cuz they're more or less human looking?
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>>14714480
So what happens in the absurdly rare event that an incubus alps?

Does it become a normal human woman?
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>>14714480
You gotta incubize first before you alp.

>>14714483
Elves and dwarves generate spirit energy, so they're not monsters.
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>>14714486
Becomes a regular qt alp.
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>>14714489
>You gotta incubize first before you alp.
fucking what?
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>>14714483
>Is it cuz they're more or less human looking?
Yes, that's precisely it.

Elves and Dwarves are the only two he's mentioned as falling under "Demi-Human" status enough that some ancient males might remain as incubi. Personally, I think that ancient vampire incubi might also be valid, but that's pure head-canon, and KC's made no mention of them.

But yeah, he's mentioned dwarves and elves.

>>14714486
Well, no. Since the whole idea of KC's setting is that the "Default" has gone from "Human" to "Succubi". Thus, all MGs are Half-X-Monster, half-succubi. And when humans turn, they just become succubi or incubi.
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>>14714489
>Elves and dwarves generate spirit energy, so they're not monsters.
Ah.
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>>14714435
>So Father have some play in their daughter's genetics/appearance, right?

Do they?
I always assumed that if monstergirl genes are so superpowered they can obviate their father's SPECIES 100% of the time to always come out as monstergirls, you're not gonna pass down blue eyes either.

That's like saying "Well, I drove my truck into this wall and it didn't leave a dent, so if I punch it with my fist that WILL leave an impression!"

One hell of a bird nonewithstanding
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>>14714489
>You gotta incubize first before you alp.
Yeah, but as has been pointed out in prior discussion long ago, if a Human/Elf/Dwarf is gonna Alp, chances are it'll happen as soon as they're exposed to enough MAMONO MANA that they incubize. So in practice, you'd never really perceive them as being an incubus.
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>>14714493
It's in the profile. Though people can incubize just by eating or drinking the wrong thing, or by stepping into a demon realm and getting blasted in the face by sex radiation.
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>>14714493
Yup. Guys that wanna alp have to first go through the process of incubization, and then they alp.
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>>14714479
At least a bunch of art might be generated.
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>>14714438
I want to learn about lewd mg Biology
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So what about incubi? Like actual winged sex demons. What happened to them when the DL cucked the natural order? Did all their monster bits just fall off?
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What vanilla/run-of-the-mill species is the best?
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>>14714454
Look at it this way. When the harpies get frisky, which is almost every day, they would all come up to you, at which point you would have to obey their commands. Even then you have to be careful. Are your hands free? Then they'll be grabbed and guided to the spot where one of your tormentors wants your nimble fingers to work on. Is your face at the right level and open? Hope you like getting a face-full of feathery pubes or lactating bird breasts. After the adults are all content, then come the kids. They all want your full attention and will bug you until they get it. Demanding you lift them up, jumping on your back for a ride, asking you to play a game with them, trying to get you to tell them stories about the outside. They would keep coming. When the chicks get tuckered out and night falls, you would be dragged up to the roost. They might bicker on who you have to sleep next to, depending on how much attention they got recently or any achievements that they think earned them nighttime cuddles. When they settle that, you would have to sleep with feathers and flesh ticking you all over.

It's hell.
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>>14714503
So you're saying each species basically consists of clones of each other? That's retarded.

They probably get influenced by their dad wherever they aren't entirely monsterized, IE hair color, eyes, etc.
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>>14714521
Undead, pants down.
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>>14714520
>Did all their monster bits just fall off
Probably, yeah.
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>>14714520
They look no different from normal human dudes aside from minor phenotypic changes.
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Thick
Meaty
Harpies
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>>14714520
They got alped into normal succubi.
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>>14714292
>>14714291
It was probably murder too, its likely they held her with too much force and she came out alive.

It seems the doujins with bad endings outnumber the ones with good endings.
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>>14714526
Yeah, now. I'm asking about before.
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>>14714520
I'd like to thing monsterboys in general went the way male dwarves are going; they all had sex with their now half succubus females until they all died off because the females couldn't birth males.
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>>14714522
>Hope you like getting a face-full of feathery pubes or lactating bird breasts.
Not him, but that sounds like a good deal.
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>>14714536
>I'd like to thing monsterboys in general went the way male dwarves are going; they all had sex with their now half succubus females until they all died off because the females couldn't birth males.
I thought all the actual monster monsterboys straight up genderbent
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>>14714524
My brother.
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>>14714528
But anon, how will she fly with all that extra weight?
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>>14714528
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>>14714521
You mean like vanilla in shape? Apsara.
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>>14714539
That definitely seems like the case.
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>>14714539
Sadly, that's probably what happened since the demonic energy the new monster lord corrupted was used by all monsters, regardless of sex. But hey, wishful thinking.
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>>14714536
> Dating a 1000-year-old ara ara inari
> When she gets drunk she tells you about her first boyfriend, a four-meter-long fox demon who fucked her from behind with his 20-inch monster cock and used to draw blood from her arms with his claws as he pinned her down

HOW ABOUT NO THANKS
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>>14714448
I am the bone of my broom.
Feather Dusters are my body and bleach is my blood
I have cleaned over a thousand messes
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many meals
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited maid works.

https://youtu.be/cUs8FEsDUZ4
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>>14714555
That's a Samurai Shodown character, anon.
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>>14714541
Training, Magic or making it worth her while to be land bound

>>14714543
Indeed, the best harpies
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>>14714554
That's just a challenge to do better.
Time to import some tea from wonderland.
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>>14714555
>>14714560
Emiya Kiki when. projecting brooms for unlimited cleaning,
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>>14714555
>Feather Dusters are my body
Quite literally.
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>>14714538
It might seem good at first, having your head supported with a wing as you suck on a nipple, or having a harpy excitedly plop down on your face, but after months of it, you'll think differently.
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>>14714554
>Shift the weight of your gigantic incubus cock from one shoulder to the other as your shoulder was getting a bit stiff
>"20-Inches, huh?"
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>>14714541

By having bigger, even stronger wings for better wing hugs
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>>14714555
Would it be full of brooms? like a land filled with brooms, each different than the rest, for many cleaning purposes, even magical brooms from random witches.
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>>14714359
Yo I dig.
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>>14714578
A dick so big a whole class of children can use it like a pool float, or something.
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>>14714591
When in Demon Realms.
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>>14714555
Emiya Kiki deserves headpats, although she'd still be a bit sarcastic
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>>14714520
MTF.
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>>14714591
Oh Lordy, the stretching that will take place
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>>14714578
>that Berserk doujin page
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>>14714584
copies of the legendary brooms in history

She is made of broom and instantly knows the intricacies of any broom she touches.
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>>14714333
I'd rather have Kuon.
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>>14714603
Obviously you don't start off with the whole thing. A dick that absurdly large would make even a lilim blanch with trepidation.
Just to get them used to it, you let them do the fairy technique of hugging it's circumference, licking the glans and getting ready to drink as much semen as possible when it fountains out in climax.
After that, you take things one inch at a time.
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>>14714607
>Legendary Brooms
I wonder what kind of deeds are necessary to be able to make a cleaning instrument something out of a legend.
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>>14714619
Quick question, what would happen if a manticore tail sealed on it when the big moment, literally, came?
What if her venom was involved?
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>>14714555
I am the Dirt Devil. I am the Dust Buster. I am the just maid. With mop in hand shall I sweep the stains of this world and cleanse it with the Pine-Sol of destruction.

I am Mrs. Clean. The end has come.
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You guys are thinking to narrow. Why go /d/ tier in dick size when you could just use the same magic to make a normal size dick that fucks like it was 20 feet?
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>>14714648
Clearly many battles must have been fought with it.
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>>14714658
Why go big when you can go small?

>>14714167
But then there are limits.
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>>14714651
It's like the sexual equivalent of Gurren Lagann, where you have the tiny mech swallowing a drill the size of a planet.
Just replace "mech" with "tailpussy" and "drill" with "semen".
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>>14714668
That's not much of a battle, that's just harassment.
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>>14714658
For a moment i though you were going to say something along the lines of:

>Why go /d/ tier in dick size when you could just use the same magic to make her fairy-tier small?

techinically it's the same, she will still be fucked by a giant dick.
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>>14714648
>Clean up a REALLY big spill in the pantry after the flour sack tore open
>Swept all of the leaves in this, like REALLY big back yard one time, this was a big yard, let me tell you. It was kinda of cold too.
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>>14714686
Yeah.

We should do both instead. Make her fairy-tier small, and make the dick like a whole foot long.
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Would kikimoras like Viscera Cleanup Detail?
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>>14714697
Kikimoras are traditional, classy ladies and despise garbage like video games.
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>>14714704
Which makes them even more of a guilty pleasure.
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>>14714689
Why not spice it up a bit?

>kiki uses the same broom to clean the house for quite a while
>It cleans it's 1000 mess
>Suddenly it shines like gold and transform into a broom with a ridiculous design out of a japanese game
>the Kiki hears a celestial voice commanding her to clean the evil of this world
>She now has the power of the gods in her broom

And that's how the legendary Kiki was born.
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>>14714658
Tenser's Magic dick, grows exponentially when pussy is added
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>>14714704
Dumb, close-minded kiki.
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>>14714714
A kiki would look ar her master and sigh, then go back to something much more fun. (Folding laundry and/or playing her traditional russian balalaika)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7oqkJeItQ
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>>14714722
They're just the help anon, there's no need to be cruel to them.
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>>14714735
She can help by getting me further in Darkest Dungeon, then.
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>>14714675
So nothing happens?
Kinds underwhelming
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>>14714734
Slav kiki and Jinko singing and playing accordions and balalallalaikas when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeyDfVjq6sw
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Moo
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>>14714752
The manticore absorbs all the semen through her tailpussy, and uses it to transform into Super Tengen Toppa Manticore.
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>>14714554
That's lewd.

Wouldn't date her, but I wouldn't mind witnessing such a thing.
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>>14714761
I wish Matsu-Sensei would draw MGE girls beyond the Holstaur at some point.
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>>14714686
Im mean knowing MGE both are options in one form or another, so really its a question of aesthetics. I would prefer to keep things mostly sane in that regard
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>>14714761
I love cows.
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>>14714761
go away you fat cow flat is justice!
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>>14714774
I love democracy. I love the Republic.
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>>14714591
Pray you never meet a monster girl with a size fetish that borders on extreme
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>>14714787
>portable panty holder

Useful.
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>>14714789
I love the Hathor Republic.
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>Genderbent Paladin girl Mother Andersen
Fearboner
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>>14714795
No, I'm going to pray that I do meet such a girl. And that she comes with her own fairy transformation potions.
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>>14714798
In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Hathor Republic will be reorganized into the first Hathor Empire, for a safe and thick society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.

Health as Fuck Raiju when?
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>>14714768
He draws other girls. He has his dog girl, does commissions, and even just posted incest sister from Fates. Most of his stuff just happens to be Mattie and titty monsters.
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>>14714798
>>14714815
I respect your views however eros is clearly best god
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>>14714803
So Ass Curry?
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>>14714831
>make plans to design an orca girl
>it already exists
welp time to trash that idea
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>>14714815
Loen's "Daaaayum" girls are so great.

Wanna cuddle fat Monster Girls

Gonna cuddle fat Monster Girls
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>>14714815
>Raiju had a fuckton of art when she came out and then nada

I hate it!
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>>14714837
>not just doing it anyways
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>>14714835
What? No I just want to fuck a crazy paladin girl who slaughters monsters with bayonets.
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>>14714831
>That suit is perfect for titjobs
Makes my imagination run wild.
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>>14714837
And yet, orca girls have existed before he drew his, and he still went on and did it anyway.

Do your idea anyway. If everybody were as afraid of copying ideas as you are, we'd still be stuck in the the Stone Age.
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There needs to be at least one kiki-post roughly every 13.8 normal posts or else the thread will blow up.

Do your part!
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>>14714858
NO! WE NEED MORE TIGER GIRLS!
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>>14714858
Kikis are boring and overrated.
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>>14714543
>see his school piece
>love every single second of it
>see he has a ton of other stuff
>get excited
>none of it is getting translated, or else at a snails pace
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>>14714837
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orca_%28comics%29
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>>14714861
Yes please
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>>14714858
I want a battle Kiki to shyly ask for headpats.
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>>14714109
You know what?
Catslevania had a lot of monster girls in them

Good thing the Belmont family aren't rapist like Rance
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>>14714863
This. They're just girls in maid costumes with weird feet. Even the thread's awful obsession with Alps makes sense compared to this.
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>>14714910
But when was the last time we actually had a Belmont as the protagonist?
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>>14714910
Lerajie a cute.
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>>14714839
Indeed.

I'd impregnate the hell out of a fat flat fish
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>>14714359
>>14714365
>>14714369
I don't know who this character is.
Should I?
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>>14714925
Mizuki from a manga series called Boku Girl.
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>>14714910
They are probably untold stories of the least unfortunate times of the family, like how at a certain time one of the less "upstanding" members of the family just went to dracula castle and had quite the spicy time with the girls in there.

But no one needs to her that, no sir, the patriarch of the family will make sure these stories are kept buried.
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>>14714930
Just read the summary, I understand now.
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>>14714925
If you want to read about ecchi gender bender shenanigans with a cute alp then yes.

Otherwise maybe.
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>>14714924
Would she still be an underwater washboard with all that extra weight?

How unfortunate, her plan to get soft bouncy breasts with pies must have backfired horribly.
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Is that anon who's writing that doppleganger story still around? Hows it going?
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>>14714954
Yep,

She may get a little extra but she'd still be bottom or center heavy.
All the better to sit in my lap and stroke her hair as she pouts, along with a grope or two
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>>14714916
Well, if I had to choose between kikis never existing, or alps, is always choose alps.
But the whole maid fetish thing is just incomprehensible to me. Maybe it's because I don't particularly adore the idea of a girl who's only purpose in life is to clean and live for the sake of another person. That, and they are cosplay-tier as heck. Even their feet are natural high-heels, which is just offputting.

Get a person to look at the profile picture of them from three feet away, and they'd never be able to distinguish that they're a monstergirl at all.
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>>14714976
>Well, if I had to choose between kikis never existing, or alps, is always choose alps.

I'd always choose to get rid of alps, I mean.
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>>14714910
Alraune a best.

I hope Bloodstained is good.
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>>14714910
I remember seeing this image on a castlevania fansite when I was like 12, years ago.
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>>14714964
I hope you take responsibility at least. I mean, you better believe a center/bottom sahuagin would be bullied by all the other healthy girls with breasts.
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>>14714976
>But the whole maid fetish thing is just incomprehensible to me.
I share your disenthusiasm with kikis.
It's not that I don't understand the maid fetish - a girl who's only purpose in life is to live for your sake is quite obviously appealing to doms - but rather that I don't think it's that compatible with the monstergirl fetish, which, at least when I signed up, was a place for reverse rape fetishists.
So something that doesn't reverse rape you is kinda not what I'm here for.
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>>14715002
>but rather that I don't think it's that compatible with the monstergirl fetish, which, at least when I signed up, was a place for reverse rape fetishists.
>So something that doesn't reverse rape you is kinda not what I'm here for.

This in its entirety. I'm not going to bitch about doms being here, there are monsters who are very submissive and everyone here has their own thing they like, but kikimoras may as well just be human for what they are and do.
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>>14714831
I want to see him do more "big" instead of "hyper" proportions.
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>>14714761
>The cow
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>>14715000
Of course I would.
She'd be getting massages that let me tease her over sized bits, more than a few generously sized meals, and all the mating press sessions she can handle to make folks think she's pregnant.

Besides, maybe another pie or two will be the one to give her tits, not that I care either way
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>>14715025
>Cows
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>>14714981
The Alure Une in Dawn of Sorrow was great. Her Soul ability was pretty useful against bosses you could afford to stand still with, too.

Using the Zephyr Soul against some of the monstergirl enemies in that game also contributed somewhat towards the development of my time stop fetish. So there's that too.
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>>14715016
I thought the whole MG thing was to get a loving waifu? the reverse rape thing is more of a side effect rather than being the main attraction of it.
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>>14715037
Really? I'd just cheese bosses with the Mandragora.
Didn't help that I got the Claimh Solais well before the endgame.
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>>14715038
That's KC's monstergirl thing. It's just been picked up on and has become a lot more prevalent recently.
Look beyond his stuff, and you'll see monstergirls have been around under several different lights for a long while. The reverse rape as a focus being one of those.
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>>14715037
One of my favorite little touches from the later games is how the Persephones (the maids) could try to suck up Charlotte's skirt with their vacuum cleaners in Portrait of Ruin.
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>>14715051
>could try to suck up Charlotte's skirt with their vacuum cleaners in Portrait of Ruin
Well, looks like I need to check that out for myself then.
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>>14715047
Yeah, believe it or not, not everyone is here for MGE. By the time anyone of the decent authors hack through KC's bs, there's not much left of in anyway.
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>>14715047
Well, that explains why maledomfags are in such a minority and are shunned, kinda makes me hopeless to see good writefaggotry of it since i am into both maledom and maids.
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>>14715063
you could suck up student witch and persephone's outfits in dawn of sorrows with persephone's soul(or any other sucking abilities if there are others)
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>>14715047
>That's KC's monstergirl thing.
If you're saying that the point of MGE is to get a waifu rather than to get raped, I must respectfully disagree.
MGE is the prototypical example of a reverse rape fetish setting. LITERALLY EVERYTHING raped you until the unicorn profile came out, and now like 95% of things rape you.
It's only much much later, with the world guides and associated fluff and "No bad ends", that it got a Waifu Quest epilogue stapled on to the Rapefu Quest main story.
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>>14714923
>Lerajie

Why is she so cute, lads?

I WANNA MAKE A HARPY-ELF-DEMON BIRD GIRL SNIPER WHO HANGS OUT IN A HAUNTED CASTLE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!
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>>14715042
Yeah, Mandragora was great because it had good range, and did fixed damage regardless of your stats, or enemy resistance.
I liked using the Erinyes soul too. Better damage to enemies weak against Holy, even more range, and lasted for multiple hits. Soul was a pain to get, though.

>>14715051
>>14715063
Yeah, that was in both Sorrow games too, I'm pretty sure.
The Demon Maid soul was a guardian ability that summoned a vacuum cleaner. Face the Maids with the soul active, and you'd hear them go "Eeyaa!". Then they be completely incapacitated, holding down their skirt against the breeze.
Funnily enough, their ability is one of the best in the games. Using it can completely nullify any smaller enemy projectile, sucking it up without risk to you.
It's so powerful, it can even be used to suck up Death's sickles during his boss fight.
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>>14715105
I just realised I replied with "Yeah," twice in the same post.
That's pretty embarrassing.
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>>14715101
>Mamonovania never
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>>14715100
That's what he's saying though. It's only KC's thing rather than a monster girl thing.
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I want to hug a wolfu.
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>>14715122
What if they hug you back?
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Be careful of your heart anon.

No really, she'll steal it, eat it, and grant you immortality from it in the not good way.
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>>14715032
Truly a terrible life being a flatty fatty
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>>14715127
Panic.
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>>14714109
Please do not insinuate that Tengu have anything to do with your shit fetish, monstershitter.
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>>14715138
What is the female equivalent of Grigori's voice?
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>>14715146
But wolfgirls can smell fear. I don't think you'll be improving your situation here.
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>>14715138
Joke's on her!
I had an artificial heart all along!
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>>14715148
And what fetish is that?
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>>14715126
>When she tryna rape you but you getting into it
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I want a Cyclops to make lots of puns about eyes!
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>>14715154
I'm not a clever man.
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>>14715160
>Replying to bait, even knowing it's bait
You're part of the reason these threads are plagued by shitposting.
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Which MG is most likely to become successful a internet journalist?
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>>14715166
Fucking this. I'm convinced that most of this shit is samefagging because I refuse to believe there are this many gullible retards in this thread.
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>>14715126
Tohka is best girl
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Cold weather makes for sweaters, which are comfy
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>>14715164
Luckily you've got a new wolfgirl mate to help you out. You won't need your brains any more. Just your strength and instinct.
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>>14715170
>internet journalist

Ew.

And probably an alp that has way too much to say about videogames, clothing, semen, and how she gets treated by everyone, worst of all that lewd bully Anon.
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>>14715179
Paizuri sweater.
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>>14715166
They're plagued by shitposting because you people don't belong here and your fetish is shit.

The OP of this thread is a grave insult to Aya Shameimaru and Hatate Himekaidou by implying that Tengu are monstergirls.
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>>14715179
THAT WOCK IS CUTE!
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>>14715172
They probably samefag because they're bitter that no one bit their hook.
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>>14715179
Sweaters a best.
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>>14715194
I daresay she's more beautiful than cute. Fight me over it.
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>>14715191
Touhou didn't invent Crow Tengus fambam.
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>>14715203
I won't fight you because I daresay she's gorgeous
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>>14715179
I like those big wock thighs
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>>14715199
I want this semen demon to stop giving me lewd ideas.
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>>14715191
>>14715205
Also, bird wings for arms. Aya had human arms. That's not Aya anyway, so what's there to complain about?
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>>14715218
I want a fat bottomed, thick thighed witch to wrap her legs around me as I eat her out
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>>14715227
That guy probably failed to notice that aspect of the MGE Crow Tengus design most likely.
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>>14715223
Bad anon! Thinking lewdly about a Holstaur in a sweater! Thinking that it was her intention to give you those lewd thoughts, that she knew how her body would look in that sweater and how it would make your body react!
I mean look at that face, is that the face of a lewd deviant master mind?
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>>14715230
http://i.imgur.com/UKA41OR.jpg
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>>14715246
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>>14715253
>is that the face of a lewd deviant master mind?
Uhh... yes?
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>>14715257
10/10 would train at Mother Base
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>>14715257
That ram has a nice butt, and it isn't even in focus.
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>>14715253
>>14715262
Now that I look at it again you might be right, I mean look at her thighs/hips, looks like its pretty tight to her body down there but I don't see any panty lines.
So I think the naked_sweater tag would apply here.
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>>14715262
>Cows
>Innocent
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>>14715256
That works.
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>>14715256
sauce?
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>>14715187
anon thats lewd
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I want a rich, powerful monster girl (super villain/hero status optional) to make me her husband simply because of how mundane I am.
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>>14715269
How will she keep her job if she has to leave her breasts with me?
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>>14715179
>no Jabberwock onee-san to give you intercrural with her thick thighs as you watch TV together
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>>14715289
Gyakuten Majo somethingsomething
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>>14715297
Jabberwock onee-sans are wonderful, and the best lap pillows thanks to those thick thighs.

http://pastebin.com/50puK57M
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>>14715187
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>>14715310
I love that short.
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>>14715312
I want a tall, muscled oni to pick on a tiny, fatty jinko.
I then want to use magic to make it the premis of many a TV show by turning the tables.
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>>14715345
>tiny fatty jinko
why and how
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>>14715351
I think it's just a tabby were-cat.
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>>14715356
oh, carry on
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>>14715351
A big loser in the genetics tree,
That or a pygmy one that ate too much cake
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>>14714236
Why was this a thing? I legitimately don't understand, there was no reason for him to turn into her. Who was she supposed to be anyway, that girl whose bones were found by traitor butler?
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>>14715365
I want a pygmy jinko to cuddle and bellyrub so damn much.
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>>14715312
Damn this artist! And Damn Yuugi! For making strange things happen in my pants and for me to want to rub things on abs and breasts!
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>>14715370
Yep, tiny jinkos are just as good as big ones.

That being said, I want a tall, domineering jinko with muscle and a French accent
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>>14715375
I recently came across a lot of Yuugi in a /pol/ stick for the night of the caucuses in Iowa
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>>14715388
>stick
sticky
or maybe it was Trump's vet rally threads
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>>14715388
>>14715398
Wat
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>>14715411
There's a lot of Momiji posted in Trump threads as well. Apparently it's an AWWOOOOOVEMENT
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>>14715417
So /k/ likes fluffy tails and /pol/ likes 2hus.
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>>14715426
4chan is a weird place, anon.
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>>14715138
shame i already clubbed her to death
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>>14715426
Also I forgot, there's some guy who posts Miia there with Make America Great Again hats
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>>14715432
What's with Lolis and violence? it feels like any time someone is violently assassinated or their blood is offered to the blood god there is always Loli behind it.
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>>14715432
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>>14714378
>The Ranger tells you not to go off the path
>You decide to go off the path to check out a mysterious object.

YOU HAD.

ONE JOB.
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Stacy's mom, has got it goin' on!
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>>14715472
I don't want used goods.
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>>14715472
Stacy's mom keep fireballing me in the face whenever I get close to her
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So if I were to best two lizardwomen in combat, would they fight to the death to decide who the lucky lady will be to get with me?
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>>14715506
Competitive bigamy.
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>>14714118
What was it, cait or total furshit?
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How far would you go for your waifu? Would you stand by her and support her choices even if it could mean your job?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xps7YE4Hlc
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>>14714216
>body says don't mess with me
Really? Cause that FAT vulva is screaming FUCK ME! to me.
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>>14714326
Wonder how a succubus would react to just being hugged.
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>>14715530
How puffy can the vulva be before it's too much?
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>>14715535
Hug you back?
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>>14715535
Stare into your eyes and give you a charm magic cocktail.
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>>14714333
>this will never ne your life

Would you forsake your parents if it meant you could be reborn as the son of an astronomically rich noble and have the life of a pimp 2D MC? You will keep all your past kbowledege, including ten existence of your real parents. Also your born again parents won't love you and will try to use you for their own ends.

So how about it /mg/?
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>>14715539
Bout this maybe.
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>>14715541
Nah, I mean just hugged, no sex. I think one would honestly be offended you aren't doing it with desire towards her.
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>>14715552
>thick Aile
My brother.
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>>14715558
Shh, don't want to wake them up.
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>>14715552
Sweet merciful JAYSUS
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>>14715552
That's still an utterly alluring puffy vulva, though.
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>>14715556
Yeah, I thing "Bored and annoyed" probably covers it.
> "If you're going for skinship you could at least finish the job and fondle me a little. What are you, gay?"
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>>14715556
It saddens me that succubi are often thought of as literally having no desire for anything but dick.
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>>14715552
>Fully clothed yet everything is still visible
Unf.
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>>14715571
Well what do they desire then?
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>>14714378
>their last man "died"
NOPE
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>>14715566
Didn't say it wasn't.
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>>14715577
They're fictional. Fuck if I know.

I like to think of them as being incredibly lustful yet also being romantic and loving. It would get old really fast being nothing more than food.
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>>14715571
But that_s their main thing. Fish swim. Honey badgers are badass. Succubi fuck.
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>>14715552
I'm sure we can go puffier
http://imgur.com/DqEJJRk
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>>14715584
Thats the thing though we ARE food to them. I'm sure that they have desires and stuff, but we are basically food still.
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>>14715585
I want a honeybadger waifu that just doesn't give a fuck about anything but me. I want to walk the streets and see even a dragon think twice before messing with her.
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>>14715585
And that means they can't be loving at the same time?

>>14715591
Which is true of each and every one of the MGs. Yet nobody writes Yetis, Kikis, or even Hellhounds as just using you for food.
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>>14715552
Hoooooly shit.

Goddamn I'm glad Megaman was around long enough to give us Aile.
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>>14715591
I wonder though, is it possible to be food and more? Doesn't seem like it wouldn't be when your food can talk and doesn't die when you eat it.

Usually.
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This talk of honey badgers is reminding me of Ratel from Killing Bites.
She had a good design.
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>>14715603

Kiki: Omnivourus, mens spirit energy
Yeti: Omnivorous
Hellhound: Carnivore, wild animals, etc
Succubus: Mens spirit energy

They literally only eat our energy. Everything you named can also consume other things for nutrition.
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>>14715584
You could always haggle/bully her into loving you. I remember this doujin where a succubus babysits this kid and bullies him because that's how her kind show affection. So, trade her hugs for kisses. An hour of sex for her reading to you with your head in her lap. Like that. Or, spike her drink with libido inhibitors and force her to dress modestly. Make her watch bridal shows. Wear a chastity belt etched with holy magic and take her dancing and to a movie.

God I feel dumb
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>>14715609
Back on /a/ we discussed a Honey Badger girl: http://pastebin.com/u/Badger_Anon
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>>14715607
I would imagine so, but it doesn't change the fact that they need males to literally not starve to death.
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>>14715618
>So, trade her hugs for kisses.
That'd be lovely to have a lonely monstergirl do with you.
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>>14715613
I doubt that's actually the case. I think it's more likely that's just an older profile. KC has said all MGs can survive without spirit energy. They won't be healthy but they can. He's also stated that all MGs DO need our energy, so succubi aren't unique in that sense.
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>>14715603
>and that means they can't be loving
No one's said that, we're saying Succubi are lewd incarnate and, in my opinion, it's pretty dumb to go against that. Could you stop wanting love and comfort?
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>>14715631
Fair point. I did just go to the wiki and look, so my evidence is shoddy at best. I suppose we will never know.
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>>14715618
Bah, I just wouldn't stay with an MG that didn't actually care for me. Simple solution.

>>14715633
Could you stop wanting mindless sex?
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>>14715633
>Could you stop wanting love and comfort?
Calm down salt-kun. Everything will be OK.
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>>14715587
>yfw she gabs her tummy and begins jerking you off as you pound her
Thank you John K Peta, I always wanted to be this crazy.
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>>14715637
Seems like a you problem nigga, you want to turn a ball of sex into a kitten.

>>14715642
(You)
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>>14715626
I'd give a lonely monstergirl a book of coupons she can spend on hugs and acts of affection.
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>>14715637
But sex is love to a succubus. To a monstergirl if we play them straight. You're really that upset carnality and love are one? That she shows her love by jumping you when you get home?
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>>14715651
Fuck off Stan. Your chin is hella stupid.
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>>14715650
Already accusing of samefagging. That didn't take long, did it?

>>14715656
No, I thought it was funny that they would apparently be annoyed by nonsexual hugs.
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I think we'd all kill each other if we met.
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>>14715673
Something tells me they would turn a nonsexual hug sexual in some way. Perhaps groping your ass or something.
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>>14715660
It took me a second to remember that was actually an American Dad thing.
Well hey, it's a concept that's existed before then, and you can't stop me from liking it.
It's been ages since I watched that show. I remember not disliking it, like I did Family Guy.
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>>14715656
It takes two to tango sir, sex can't make a relationship last forever. Without emotional satisfaction, sex just gets dull and fizzles out, even with a monster girl. Plus, theirs more to relationships than sex and more sex, true emotional connections are needed to prevent a relationship from eventually getting dull.
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>>14715673
>samefagging
?
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>>14715674
This quest was pretty tedious. Had to go find 10 loli cat girls and pat them.
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>>14715679
>get dull
Not according to monstergirl rules. Don't take it so seriously.
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>>14715685
Gotta start somewhere.
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>>14715691
It's sex. You either say "but mindbreak" or you're wrong. I think most people would agree that it gets old without emotional attachment.
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>>14715685
How can petting catgirls ever be tedious?
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>>14715694
Yep, Maus Hills is pretty low level but it can go wrong if you're not careful when fighting Cheese Bandits.

Need to grind.
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>>14715703
>you either say but mindbreak or you're wrong
You lost me.
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>>14715709
I'm sure the Cheese Bandits would love to help you grind.
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>>14715691
He's right though. That's why monsters in KC land are constantly striving for MOAR LEWD. It's basically the only technology they bother to advance so they can keep sex as exciting as the first time as they desensitize themselves through repetition.
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>>14714543
A harpy catgirl?
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>>14715712
>Not according to monstergirl rules
You said sex with a monstergirl can't get dull. I call bullshit. So that leaves only two ways you could be correct.

1. A person genuinely doesn't need the connection to be happy. Ok whatever floats your boat. Maybe it wouldn't get old for such a person.
2. Mindbreak so that he doesn't care anymore.
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>>14715719
Looks more like a Harpy Holstaur to me.
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Goodnight, thread.

When spooning your wolfus, remember to nuzzle their necks to show your affection.
If they start nibbling and nipping you in bed, it's most likely a sign that they've still got some excess energy to burn. In that case, roll on top and wrestle with her until she's tired.
Afterwards, resting her head on your chest and letting her listen to your heartbeat will definitely lull her to sleep. Alternatively, listening to her heartbeat will spur her protective instinct, and help persuade her to fall asleep wrapped around you.
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>>14715719
Just a Harpy with ear-like protrusions.
Anyone that knows about bird biology could probably give you a more viable answer.
>>14715724
Nighty night mang.
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I want to play in a bogglingly popular romantic comedy where I'm the boy-next-door to a dorky Crow Tengu who wants to date the head cheerleader, the most popular boy in school! Everyone in the audience will know that she's going to profess her love to me in the end, but she'll keep trying to win his love until she invites me to the Monstergirl High prom, where it turns out that the one meant for her was right there all along!
It will be ludicrously popular among the teen to young adult audience!
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>>14715715
You mean to go into the Cheese Bandit Hideout dungeon, pull an incredibly large group of Mouse Girls who are wearing nothing but their trademark Cheese Bandit bandana. Then dry hump their plump bottoms until I blow my load all over their tiny backs?

I think I saw something similar to this in the strategy guide.
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>>14715706
That's not a cat girl that's a ship
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>>14715716
You still don't get tired or bored of it cause inhuman incubus libido.

>>14715721
Read the wiki and guide sometime, you van start on ten incubus page. I'd happyly prove you wrong myself but I'm on my tablet and it's annoying to do.
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>>14715691
I know, I just like thinking of what if and how would that actually work scenarios. it's fun to speculate every once in a while.
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>>14715674
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>>14715732
I just posted a picture with petting in it. Don't sweat the details.
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>>14715737
But they subsist mostly on stretchy anime meat.

The source of which is debatable.
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>>14715724
Goodnight friend.
What if my wolfu is big enough to spoon me?
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>>14715745
This would never happen to me.

I'd be living with my beautiful wife, Granberia.
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>>14715742
>inhuman incubus libido
You will become in an incubus through sex and thus become completely addicted to it. Literally to the point of being unable to function without it.

So, mindbreak. Got it.
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>>14715651
The coupon books could be serious business.

Full value value guaranteed with the help of a demonic notary. Contractual obligation to perform whatever the terms written are to whomsoever redeems it.
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>>14715745
Hard kek. Even harder with the whole choice thing. MGQ's most definitely not MGE.
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>>14715709
I feel bad for the random idiots who walk into The Steppes before hitting minimum level 45.

Like everyone and there mother can tell any of the Demon Realm areas mean serious business but some places just look so unassuming while being extremely dangerous.
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>>14715754
>>14715754
>being unable to function
It's been clarified sex is like a meal and you're inhumanly resilient so you can go days without it with no ill effect, except maybe in the case of more magic heavy MGs like Succubi, dark matters and the like. Try again.
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>>14715745
Me on the right shouting.
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>>14715767
Yep, can't outrun them too, so fleeing is not an option.
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>>14715770
Are you going to go make me dig up the "unable to live without it"?

I'd check the manticore page to start. I'm sure I could dig up a few more examples after that.
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>You will never come home from work right as she's about to reach her wit's end with your daughterus
>You will never get a kiss from her and then be swarmed, bitten, and jumped on as shouts of "PAPA!" ring through your ears.
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>>14715782
MGs with chil'dins sure is cute
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>>14715782
>>14715786
Damn straight.
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>>14715779
One example does not reflect all entries. monsters that make their partners literally unable to live without them are few, bubble slime, leanhe sidhe, manticore kind of counts I guess. And the reverse applies, merrow and the rabbit girl come to mind.
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>>14715782
I want to give Sekhmet 100 warrior kittens!
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>>14715790
No, one example really doesn't reflect all entries. It's a good thing you came up with five others for me. Like I said, I'm sure I can come up with more, though they may not be monster related so much as the physical relationship between mamono and humans.
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>>14715786
>>14715782
great taste.

The hellhound+hellpups pic is probably my favorite MG pic of all time.
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>>14715782
>>14715786
>>14715789
Daughterus are adorable.
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>>14715789
>>14715786
>>14715782
>you will never let your daughter play with the neighborhood kids
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>>14715797
Point still stands.
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>>14715804
Which one, the one I just disproved or one further back?
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>>14715803
So do baby Gazers start off as giant eyes?

Or is that her pet?
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>>14715803
> You will never send your son to an Order boarding school
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Did someone day daughterus?
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>>14715803
>>14715789
>>14715786
>>14715782
>>14715802
Non-lewd Daughteru stuff is my favorite thing about MGs. I'll be dumping my meager collection.

Or will that one autist get mad about image limit?

>The page before he said something along the lines of "Yeah right! I'll never be a dad!"
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>>14715782
Where are we going today, dad?
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>>14715813
You would think with a Mermaid waifu you would get a bigger bathtub
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>>14715806
>disprovef
>because it says manticore and their partners can't live without each other this means all monstergirls are the same
Contempt.jpg
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>>14715813
>Or will that one autist get mad about image limit?
I'm not that guy, but it's pretty early on on the thread for that. Just be considerate and create an imgur album.
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>>14715815
TO DELIVER PACKAGES YOUNG GAHL!
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>>14715813
Dumps are unwelcome here, slow board. Bitch all you want it's good measure.
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>>14715819
Fair enough.

Am I the only one who's thought about what'd be like to die before your kids were born, leaving their mom to tell them of your greatness?
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>>14715824
>Kiki's delivery service
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>>14715786
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>>14715829
>spoiler
Yes
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>>14715831
Yep, she's his boss.

And she secretly wants that Paladin DILF dick.
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>>14715802
Indeed
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>>14715829
Nope. I've even considered writing a short story about it.
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>>14715836
>Spoiler
Who wouldn't? Even the most extreme succubus can't help but fantasize about raising a happy, normal family together with a Paladin.
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>>14715818
Ok. I see what you mean. I don't care enough to wade through MGE so I'll drop that point. But that doesn't help your argument either. So how does your "inhuman incubus libido" prevent sex from getting dull?

Let's pretend for a moment that you want a loving relationship. Instead, you literally get as much of the best sex as you want. All day every day. The flip side is, you eill have the same partner and she will never show any sort of affection for you as a person. You're literally just food and a dick to her. You certainly wouldn't be truly *happy* in this situation. I arge that the sex would get old simply because while you get sexual pleasure, you don't have emotional fulfillment.

So according to you, you wouldn't actually care because being an incubus would prevent you from not being happy. This sounds a lot like mindbreak.
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Kidnapping a monstergirl's child with the intent of hard dicking/marriage is a compliment and joyous thing

Is this awesome?
Y/N
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>>14715813
>Non-lewd Daughteru stuff
I'm supposed to be writing about this, but the daughteru hasn't even been conceived in the story yet.
send help?
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>>14715849
No. That is monstergirl-tier behaviour, and I refuse to stoop to such a level just for a waifu.
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>>14715849
Ahmed pls go
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>>14715854
The mom goes into labor and gets all maternal like that one succubus greentext.

That's it.
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>>14715861
I have the basic plot outlined, I just can't get the details down anymore. They don't flow like they used to.
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>>14715848
>how does your inhuman libido keep sex from getting dull
By keeping you primed and craving it? It's like your most favorite thing in the world with no drop.
>let's say you want a living relationship and get sex instead
Sex is love where MG's are concerned. It's like to you love can't exist because you're getting laid a lot. Your thinking is too human and too removed from the setting.
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>>14715849
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>14715863
>They don't flow like they used to.
I know exactly how that is.
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>>14715858
So you think less of monstergirls for being what they are?
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>>14715816
But then it's so much less cozy and you have less money to spend on the daughterus. Maybe there's a nice pond out back or something.
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>>14715867
>>14715860
>>14715849
It's shit like this that makes monstergirls kill themselves.
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>>14715863
Get some sleep and take some time off. Then come back to it and try again.
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>>14715849
No.There are much more reasonable methods of obtaining a wife.
Like walking out in the streets during a full moon.
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>>14715866
*no drop in interest
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>>14715879
>take some time off
>mfw I've been doing that since two years ago
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>>14715879
That's what I've been doing, but the days have turned to weeks and then in to months.

I don't like being dead.
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>>14715873
Yes. I have little trust in most monstergirls.
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Liking Kikimoras?

Geez anon, how pleb could you get?
KIKU PIGGU GO HOMMU
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>>14715878
Didn't mean to quote that last post.

>>14715887
'Least you're honest.
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>>14715881
But then you don't choose the waifu, the waifu chooses you. Long and hard. Also, you don't get to groom a full moon waifu into a perfect waifu.
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>>14715866
>By keeping you primed and craving it?
So, an addiction? My body will change to desire something that my heart finds unfulfilling?
>Your thinking is too human and too removed from the setting
It might come a surprise to you, but I am a human. It doesn't matter how they see love if it's not how I see it.

By your logic, they could just fuck me, leave, and come back to fuck me again. This would be my life every day until I die. And that would count as "love". That's a really depressing thought.
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>>14715890
Get the fuck out before I call the paladins.
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>>14715887
You and me are on the same boat here, glad to know I'm not alone in my lack of trust in most monster girls. I want to trust them, but deep down I know it's likely that my kindness and trust being broken, do you think there is a way for us find any monster girls out there that wants an actual relationship and is trustworthy?
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>>14715878
>All MGs want their daughterus stolen and raped
Are you even listening to yourself?
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>>14715896
Your interest anon, keeping your interest primed. Don't twist my words. I love vudeogames. I want to play them everyday. Doesn't mean I'll die without them.
>only my viewpoint on love matters
You are doomed to be unhappy with a monstergirl if that's your attitude.
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>>14715900
Read the "devilish children" section of the guide. They do.
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>>14715906
>Buying KC's pedoshilling
No
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>>14715849
Why kidnapping? Just go to your local Sabbath church and get a willing loli waifu
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>>14715894
If I wanted a "build-a-waifu", I would go assemble a Golem or find a freshly raised zombie. Raising someone else's daughter, who I had the audacity to kidnap, is completely fucked for my standards.
I couldn't care less if the parents encourage it.
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>>14715899
Ultimately, the best way to find that out is to spend enough time with one to get to understand them, then over time you can slowly lower your guard to "tempt" them or see how they treat you. The alternative is to go in balls deep, and see what happens.

Personally, I kind of like the idea of being forced into a situation where I have no choice but to trust my life/livelihood/virginity/etc to a monstergirl.
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>>14715904
No, you're twisting MY words. Why are you bringing up death. We moved away from that.

We're talking happiness. You can be addicted to something yet not find it fulfilling.

>doomed to be unhappy
If they literally have no other way to show love and compassion, then yes. I would be incredibly unhappy.
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>>14715908
So, headcanon for you?
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>>14715915
But you do feel fulfilled. I guess we diverge on human and incubi happiness.
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>>14715915
You don't want to be an incubus do you?
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>>14715916
Are you asking IF I headcanon, or are you asking ABOUT my headcanon? If it's the latter, it's not too drastic a change. My waifu just, you know, doesn't want some random fuck to steal our young daughter and rape her, then return later with a smug grin on his face and call himself our new son in law. Because hiding a body is a lot of work, and the services of a time mage aren't cheap.
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Why does this general always turn into a huge shitfest at the same time every night?

Always late into the evening/beginning of late night the whole thread explodes. What ethnic group is responsible for this?
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>>14715910
But Anon, if you don't kidnap her right now she could end up in the sabbath! Please, think of the children!
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>>14715909
Because why have one given to you when you can show her how much you want her by taking her.

>>14715925
>civil discussion
>shitfest
I think you need to take a break.
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>>14715923
I'm saying you headcanon that bit away, yes.
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>>14715923
Why does it matter how much you pay the time wizard? You're going back in time before you paid him.
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>>14715919
>>14715922
If becoming an incubus changes my values that drastically, I wouldn't want to be one. I would happily change my body to fill my MG wife with all the love and energy I could give her. The only thing I ask is that I'm genuinely loved for more than my dick. Sex is great, lewdness is fun, but I would want love to be happy.
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>>14715926
I am thinking about the children, and I am thinking that I don't want to raise someone else's daughter.
She could go to a whore house for all I care. That's her parents' responsibility, not mine.
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>>14715861
This was already done
http://exhentai.org/s/b5d24ff3e1/237298-133
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>>14715934
>If becoming an incubus changes my values that drastically, I wouldn't want to be one
Congratulations, you like human girls.
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>>14715931
Well yes. I do. How would you like it if your daughteru was stolen and raped?
>inb4 but I'm already dicking her
Unless you put it in right after she pops out, assume this mysterious man is beating you to the punch.

>>14715932
I'm not going back in time, I'm paying the dude to send the daughteru back to a point physically and mentally before she was taken.
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>>14715935
Isn't taking a wife raising someone else's daughter?

>>14715925
Australian Power
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to properly pat the head of a harpy chick.

They're little fluff balls and need the attention
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>>14715945
>not feeding her your semen while she nurses
You've no one to blame but yourself if she gets kidnapped and raped.
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>>14715948
>Australian Power
>Implying
Australians begin to shitpost as soon as they wake up. It's 4:44PM here. Which one of us wakes up at this hour?
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>>14715913
Option one is the most straightforward and I do tend to lean that way, maybe I should set up a profile and see how the responses are in terms of wanting an actual relationship. The other option maybe i to go to ask a out a forgotten monster girl, they might have a higher chance of wanting an actual relationship since they would be so happy to meet a guy that wants to spend time with them.
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>>14715954
>They're little fluff balls and need the attention
Jubjub chicks probably have the fluffiest baby feathers of all.
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>tfw your country shitposts so hard you can't post from your phone anymore
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>>14715957
>Implying that would do anything
Some other dude breaks her hymen before you regardless.
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>>14715960
Which one of us wakes up at this hour?
Succuvirus?
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>>14715965
>I don't know how MG's work
Okay, nice chatting with ya.
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>>14715954
But if I do that the mother won't touch her.
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>>14715972
Harpy wife get!
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>>14715970
>Okay, nice chatting with ya.
It really wasn't.
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>>14715975
Killjoy
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>>14715977
Nothing kill the joy harder than some anon asserting that every monster everywhere wants their daugtheru raped. Are you forgetting rule 1 of the hugbox? If I don't want a waifu with shitty taste, I won't get one.
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>>14715970
What do you mean?
Even in hugbox canon only a dozen out of 200 MGs save their virginity for husband. Others can fuck thousand of men before settling down
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>>14715980
>Nothing kill the joy harder than some anon asserting that every monster everywhere wants their daugtheru raped

Well you can headcanon it away as you like but it's the truth.

>Every monster mother deeply loves her children, who are crystallizations of the love they share with their husband. Monster mothers always wish for the happiness of their children. They want their own cute daughters to grow to be more lewd and lustful like a fine monster, and spend their days in happiness as monsters who drown in the pleasure of sex with men. As far as other monsters besides the mother are concerned, it's a thing to be joyfully welcomed when monster children show an early interest in human men and sex. The sight of very young monsters assaulting and copulating with human men, tasting pleasure for the very first time, and awakening to their devilish nature and going wild as a result is considered a lovely, pleasant thing. Also, the obscene, depraved sight of the little girls who become prisoners while repeatedly having sex after that is regarded as wonderful by monsters who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious. Probably not even the mothers can hide their arousal.

>Of course, men who have sex with monsters with childish forms are not criticized whatsoever. On the contrary, monster mothers tell them to thoroughly teach their daughter the taste of pleasure and spirit energy, and raise her to be more lascivious, heightening her devilish nature, and many even look forward to their daughter becoming pregnant while very young and making a grandchild. Also, the organization “sabbath” that recommends sex with very young monsters is considered as something that makes their daughters grow to be more lascivious monsters while they're still very young and cute, so it has an extremely good reputation among mothers.
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>>14715985
I mean if you get her sampling your semen first thing she'll go for you. Don't try to steer this into slut territory. Not that I mind, it's just not what we were discussing.
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>>14715985
That gets you off, huh?
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>>14715990
>Monsters condone rape and pedophilia
>Not even loli excuses, straight-up children having sex
See, this is why people don't listen to every single detail in the encyclopedia, some of it is shit.
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>>14715990
>Also, the obscene, depraved sight of the little girls who become prisoners while repeatedly having sex after that is regarded as wonderful by monsters who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious.
There is way too much left to interpretation here.
>Prisoners
How so? Literally? As in the prisoner of another man? Or prisoner to the sensation of pleasure? Do you mean to interpret it as "mothers enjoy their children getting kidnapped"?
>wonderful by monsters who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious
"Wonderful by monsters who" So only the monsters who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious consider it wonderful. I.e. Sabbathshits. Not all monsters, or were it a blanket statement it would have been phrased as "Regarded as wonderful by monsters, who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious." As this would imply all monsters regard it as wonderful. Comma, nigger. Learn its context.
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>>14715998
It's not like I play by the rules 100% of the time, just saying monsters are what they are. I mean, I have watched the lewd sucked out of these threads and quite honestly, it's grating. I'd happily lust bomb you all as Deruella's second in command.
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>>14716006
>I mean, I have watched the lewd sucked out of these threads
What are you even talking about?
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>>14716005
I think my heart ached a little
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>>14716005
Are they going to bring snacks and their own controllers? We've already got something going over here.
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>>14715998
>Monsters condone rape and pedophilia
This is news to you?
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>>14716005
No, they are scary.
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>>14716005
She looks like a brat. She's gonna mouth off to the wrong person one day, and their response is going to be playing soccer with her head.
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>>14716008
What a pretty birdy.
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>>14716008
Lex Luthor raped 40 Harpies. That's as many as four tens!
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>>14716013
I should have specified child rape, but not really. I know it exists, I just figured most people had the sense to ignore it because it's shit.
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>>14716022
>I just figured most people had the sense to ignore it because it's shit.
Where do you think you are?
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>>14716022
I mean hey you and your family can choose not condone it I guess, it's a hugbox after all.
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>>14715993
>I mean if you get her sampling your semen first thing she'll go for you
Except they won't? Almost all profiles say "if she likes the guy/ if she fancies him" etc
MG can sample semen and move on to another guy because it was shit
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>>14715999
>How so? Literally
Prisoners to pleasure
>Do you mean to interpret it as "mothers enjoy their children getting kidnapped"?
It plainly states monsters approve their daughters getting jumped
>So only the monsters who consider it a virtue to be more lascivious consider it wonderful
>grasping this hard

>6-2 Monster Views – Views on womanhood
>The values of the monsters who have had their forms changed at the hand of the current demon lord are extremely close to those of the succubi, one of which is the demon lord. On top of that, they have been strongly influenced by the ideals of the demon lord. They conceive of the ideal monster as being so alluring and lascivious that it can be called the ideal succubus.

>Lasciviousness is considered to be a virtue, and the more lascivious they are, and the more sex they have, the more highly regarded they are as monsters. A monster ought always give in to desire, have sex with men, and indulge in pleasure and spirit energy. The obscene form of a monster in ecstasy, drunk with pleasure, showered in spirit energy, and no longer concerned with anything but sex is the most beautiful and wonderful form of a monster.

>Among the monsters, there are some that are pure and chaste, and some that have a strong sense of shame. One could even say that they are very unlike monsters in general. And yet, they aren't even repudiated according to the monsters' values which regard lasciviousness as a virtue. The reason why is that for the monsters, even that is just is one of the tools they have to arouse men and get sex. It's because the monsters know that human men are attracted to and aroused by those kinds of women.

In other words, even if she acts pure and chaste, she's a lusting predator underneath. If you don't like monsters that like sex maybe this isn't the thread for you.
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This one, daughter to Mari, eventually when she settles down... for a while...
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>>14716028
>In other words, even if she acts pure and chaste, she's a lusting predator underneath.
Yeah. Sure. That's great.
>If you don't like monsters that like sex maybe this isn't the thread for you.
Never even said that. I take issue with monsters who encourage and condone the theft and rape of their children. Those of which, I'm becoming more and more convinced, belong almost solely to sabbathshitters. Because we all know how shit KC's pedopatrol is.
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>>14716031
She looks like a lame-o. I bet she gets bullied.
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>>14716009
Come on, everyday it's cuteposting, handholding, snuggling under the covers, true rabu, etc. I honestly think none of you even wants to fuck monsters anymore.
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>>14716034
And then you get people who want to fuck five year olds. People post about different things.
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>>14716034
Sex is meaningless without heart. That's actually a plot point in the story I'm failing to write.
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>>14716031
>those pure innocent eyes
I HATE IT!
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>>14716031
I want to spoil her.
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>>14716037
>And then you get people who want to fuck five year olds
>implying
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>>14716020
And that's terrible
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>>14716043
I don't have to imply, there's already a story about it.
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>>14716047
Quicksilver's thing with the shiroheibi right?
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>>14716047
WHAT
Oh the bondage kiki thing? Hot.
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>>14716049
I dunno. Wasn't it the kiki one? Never really read it. Kinda not my thing if you haven't guessed.
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>>14714520
KC answered it in his Q&A and this >>14714529 is it.
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>>14716052
its not my thing either
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>>14716032
>I take issue with monsters who encourage and condone the theft and rape of their children
So monsters?
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OK!
It's 6:30, the sky is clear, and no fucking animals have ruined my sleep.
I am going to write at least a fuckton of words worth of MG crap today if it kills me!
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>>14716065
Any girl in particular?
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>>14716065
Where do you live? I'm four hours behind and comfy
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>>14716065
Wouldn't you rather put your feet up and let someone else use that drive to write?
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>>14716065
From one writefag to another I wish you the best.
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>>14716067
Either soldier beetle or dragon, haven't made my mind yet.

>>14716071
London

>>14716072
No! today is the day I get shit done!
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>>14716079
>today is the day I get shit done!
I guess it's not that day for me.
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>>14716079
Do soldier beetle, I don't think she has any writefaggotry beyond greentexts
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>>14716084
Yes she does, but it was written by the Turgid Tallywacker.
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>>14716080
Cute. Reminds me of Yuno Gasai.
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>>14716084
Isn't there that battle beetle thing? can't remember who was writing that.
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>>14716084
Reminds me of that really awesome story idea about a bunch of soldier beetle daughterus defending a widower father against another MG wanting to date him and heal his heart, resulting first in crazy comedy hijinks but ending in tender healing drama.
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>>14716090
Would you want her saying good night to you through your mailslot?
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Tell me anon, how would you deal with an Ogre that hits on you at work, really likes that one Smash Mouth song, talks about swamp bogging and other swamp accessories, has a horiffic mean streak when pissed off, and has no idea what Shrek is.

Like how do you handle that?
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>>14716089
Bollocks?
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>>14716098
I say, boy, I say! That's just wrong, plain wrong!
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>>14716097
Leave a Shrek dvd on her desk.
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>>14716095
I'd rather she stand in the rain, looking in my window mouthing "I'm sorry I"m sorry
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>>14716097
date her, I want to learn what swamp bogging is. Sounds like she could each me neat survival stuff too.
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>>14716097
Make pancakes.
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>>14716051
>love lolis
>love oyakodon
>hate bondage
>especially full gimp suit
Fug

At least twin loli hellhounds were nice
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>>14716097
Treat her like everyone else and just trance her out.

Surprisingly easy to get along by yourself if you don't care about socializing, just as long as you can live with loneliness's sting.
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>>14716115
How can you hate bondage?
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>>14716102
>Leaving a movie about an Ogre
>A male Ogre
>With no context for why you did it

Potentially risking your life isn't wise anon.

>>14716107
>>14716117
But anon, what do you do about the Shrek situation?

Don't say you'll never bring it up or anything, it'll eat away at your insides like acid until you eventually lose control and do something horrible or dumb.

>>14716110
Roll for initiative on a perfect pancake flip.
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>>14716123
Rollin'
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>>14716052
>>14716058
You fellas would love Necropedo kun
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>>14716127
I miss him. And I miss that guy who sniffed the panties of his relatives and jerked off on them.
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>>14716122
Not him, but while bondage is hot in itself, I'd wager learning all those knots and tricks must be frustrating.
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>>14716127
Spoken to him before. He's alright. Fucked up fetish, but alright.
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>>14716131
I wonder if Kakihara would be proud of us.
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I want to introduce a dragon to my low level cooking
>"the hell is this anon"
>"It's my "use it before it goes off" sandwich. have a taste!"
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>>14716123
Why would I care she doesn't know a children's cartoon character.
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>It's discovered that you have some 1 in a billion sperm and are able to get a monster girl pregnant on the first try every time
>You're offered the job of impregnating unmarried monster girls whose species have low conception and birth rates
Do you decline?
Do you play it straight?
Do you try to build a harem out of the women you're tasked with impregnating?
Or do you try to ensure your daughters know you and love you and then take over the world with your army of daughters?
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>>14716134
Learning is fun!
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>>14716138
I doubt that guy is "alright" in any sense of the word.
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>>14716153
If I get paid for this, I'm doing it well.
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>>14716160
Well. Yeah.
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>>14716154
Huh, I thought she was blue.

>>14716153
Option 3, you're all fucked, I will drown this world in succubi
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>>14716153
>It's discovered that you have some 1 in a billion sperm and are able to get a monster girl pregnant on the first try every time

Err..how?
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Comfy Charon is full of love and warmth
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>>14716170
How do you get succubi from matangos, giant slugs, and ropers?
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>>14716175
This is not the Charon I know and love. She must be made to suffer for my amusement.
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>>14716175
This is by .less I guess?
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>>14716172
Penis inspection day.
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>>14716153
The unloved Nightmares are getting all the love.
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>>14716188

Ah but of course.
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>>14716122
Meh
Light bondage it's okay I guess but I still don't see the appeal
Gimp suit is absolute shit though
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>>14716197
>I still don't see the appeal
Well I can't help you there. I'm just wondering why you'd hate something just because you're not into it.
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>>14716153
Kill myself as I would likely spend the rest of my life strapped down to a table being fed drugs to keep me hard and impregnating every monster that wants to get a child already.
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>>14716175
>boots
>not delicious looped sandals
HERESY!
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>>14716175
But where are the hobos?
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>>14716146
I want more of this!
>giving a vampire a hotdog
>giving a dragon homemade mac and cheese
>giving a high end kitsune a 4 meat burger
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>>14716240
Giving an Oomukade spaghetti bolognese!
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See this: We need a kiki like this. Perfection.

>Thick eyebrows
>Stern expression
>Glasses

These are all things that turn on a thinking man. Even more so when that man is thinking about seeing those eyebrows scrunched, all sternness melt away, and the glasses fall as he roughly impregnates her.
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>>14716246
Ehh. I'd rather a Wight with glasses. We've never had a Wight with glasses.
>>
There's a coffee called Death Wish that has 200% more caffeine than normal coffee. Which monstergirl do you serve it to, and what antics follow?
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>>14716175
Girls in comfy winter clothes are my love-fetish.
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>>14716246
She's also dead, and was criminally underdeveloped and poorly utilized before said death.
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>>14716254
I give it to a Wurm and suddenly she's like Fry after a hundred cups.
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>>14716246
So, what you're saying is, we need Zombie Kikomoras?

I'd be up for that.
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>>14716253
But don't you want to see the stern glasses-wearing kiki who always scolds you begging for cock, blushing and extremely embarrassed as you fuck her?
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>>14716256
That's some taste right there!
>>14716264
No. Girls begging for cock are not hot.
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>>14716258
It is a shame, ain't it? Somewhere in the back of my mind, I was hoping that she'd somehow survive. Like, next episode, she'd wake up in that goo-bed that Takaki was kept alive in or some shit. But then they just...left her body there.
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>>14716269
>girls begging for cock are not hot
Tell me where you live, I have to give you your biggest faggot who's ever lived award.
>>
Help me come up with a quick smut scene with Apophis & the Prince!
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>>14716282
Something involving a plump Apo butt.
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>>14716282
Apophis bites the Prince and turns him into a mindbroken cumpump and then coils around him to milk his semen.

Boy that was hard.
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>>14716286
But there's no such thing!
>>14716288
Your idea is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>14716290
If Wurms can have butts, Apophis' can too.
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Join the Horse Pussy side anon, it is your destiny...
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>>14716322
There is no destiny but the one we make for ourselves.
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>>14716322
>destiny
I feel insulted.
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>>14716322
I know my own destiny. Taking you down is the avatar's destiny.
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>>14716322
"Destiny" is just a game me and the alp waifu traded in after Bayonetta 2 came out.
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What fun ways are there to freak out your waifu?
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>>14716328
Take your deus ex machina power-ups outta here, kid.
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>>14716336
Sticking my penis between her thighs so that when she wakes up and looks down she mistakenly believes for a moment that her dick came back.
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>>14716344
>giving false hope to an Alp
You're the worst kind of bully.
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>>14716175
Poor Chraon. Even all comfy like that she looks like she could take a three day nap. Being the ferrywoman for all those stiffs must be exhausting.
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>>14716336
Show Moths your butterfly collection over a meal of kidney and lima beans.
Don't react to Cheshire banter.
Buy Anubis a Technic kit for her birthday.
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>>14716336
Buy a 50 pound bag of potting soil, punch a hole in the bottom, then carry it around the house until it's empty.
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>>14716336
Leave human girl porn mags and DVDs in easy to find places, along with used tissues.
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>>14716347
I'm not even finished.

And then when she reaches down and fondles it in her half-awake state, wondering to herself why she can't feel any sensation in it, I'll suddenly withdraw it from between her legs and j-j-jam it in and hear her kyaa while telling her what a lewd alp she is for wanting to do it so early in the morning.
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>>14716372
This. It'd be even better with furry porn That'd open a can of worms.
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>>14716360
>kidney and lima beans
>kidney
What is this I don't even?
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>You will never have a love that wasn't meant to be and share one final, tearful goodbye with your MG of choice, leaving you changed forever.
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>>14716382
Don't you like beans anon?
I love beans.
I love all kinds of beans!
Baked beans, cool beans, kidney beans, flava beans, lima beans, beans, beans, beans!
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>>14716385
But Ciel is my one true love.
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>>14716385
Good, I want the Good ending where I get to be with her as long as possible and maybe the rest of the girls too.
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>>14716391
Why? There are better sue-key-he-mays.
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>>14716385
Reminding me that I've yet to read Tsukihime.
>>
How does your waifu cheer you up when you're feeling sad?
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>>14716414
Skinship.
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>>14716414
By existing.

Oh god, I went and made myself sad again.
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>>14716414
>"M-Master, sadness is quite bothersome, no? Perhaps it'd be for the best were you to cheer up. How may I help?"
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>>14716407
Because she's a real nee-san type unlike dirty red.

And she's easier to play in melty blood when you're an absolute scrub.

>>14716416
>not playing battleship while watching battleship and listening to nickelback

Step it up.
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>>14716423
>And she's easier to play in melty blood when you're an absolute scrub.

There's only one scrub-tier waifu and it's pic related.
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>>14716360
Technics are those programmable LEGO sets, right? What's wrong with those?
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>>14716423
>Watching Battleship
What, do you want to torture your waifu?
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>>14716414

Plenty of hugs would do the trick I'd guess.
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>>14716423
>watching battleship
But that movie is silly. I can't get over how unlikable the MC is or how come Meth Damon doesn't just call Uncle Jack and solve everything.
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>>14716428
Sion Tatari is my absolute Meltfu tbch.
I'd give her something to kuto :^)

>>14716429
Those are robotnics or something.
Technics are the ones made of poles and plugs. No bricks.

>>14716431
>>14716433

We'll watch the Battleship Potemkin if you're going to be such downers.
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Do lewd things to a kiki while she is working.
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>>14714291
If my dad can refuse to sign my sister's papers so she doesn't have to pay double for college, I can believe that you can deny pternal instincts.
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>>14716438
Nice blog m8
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>>14714352
Cause I doubt you can make curry good enough for an mg.
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I noticed some messy lines after posting so here's something a little cleaner.

Good night again /mgt/
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>>14716434
Oh, those things are the shit! Memes aside, I'd have killed for a technics set as a kid. Besides,
>Construction centered on inserting rods into holes
>Somehow worse
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>>14716445
Autism is one hell of a drug.
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>>14716443
What a lazy maid! I'll make her clean the house with two vibes in her!
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>>14714359
Well hello there.
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After a hard day's training at the temple you stumble into your room dead-tired, only to discover Dusk Star is in your bed, drunk as only an Oni can be!
What do?
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>>14715110
It'd take forever to make a neo Castlevania clone with mg models/sprites.
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>>14716443
Nope, I've got the ultra-rare special limited-run misprint version saved, forever and always.
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>>14716455

Sleep on the floor
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>>14715162
It's not rape if it's consensual
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>>14716459
What's wrong, anon? Don't you like her?
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>>14716455
Who the fuck're you
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>>14716461

Too tired to try to get her off my bed
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>>14716455
Collapse on top of her and let things go as they may.
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>>14716414
Being real and helping me with my studies.

I swear my dream of independent living is borderline obsessive.
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>>14716443
Soft. I want her as my maid.
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>>14716474
It's a good dream anon.

I wish I had an Anubis who could help me schedule my time better in the pursuit of a similar goal.
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>>14716472
This man gets it. At the very least, she'll be a soft body pillow to lay on. If she wants any, she's doing all the work. So I pray she's willing to just pass out with me non-sexually on top of her.
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>>14716414
By turning me into a squid and having sex until these silly thoughts go away
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>>14716490
So would you be fucking a kid or a squid?
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>>14716414
Making a lewd display for me with her extra thick spadetail.
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>>14714839

My temptation to color this grows every time I see it. I just wish it had patterns built in lines wise.
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>>14716505
Do it
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>>14716503
>Succuslut tries to cheer you up
>Makes a lewd display with her tail
>Starts giving her tail a blowjob
>Forgot how sensitive it is
>Starts turning herself on
>Teasing turns into serious effort
>Begins deepthroating her own tail as she play with herself
>Says fuck it and takes off her panties
>Guides the tip to her snatch and starts to fuck herself with her tail
>Burns herself out and passes out on the couch next to you
>No response to that spectacle other than laughter at its absurdity
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>>14716034
I'm glad someone else sees it. The threads have really changed since the /a/ days.
I miss the monstergirl city stuff where guys just get tricked and raped all day, but I guess it got old after a while. And to be fair you can't have 100% reverse rape all the damn time because it really would get old fast.

But while there was talk of kids and everything but it was never a massive part of the threads like it is now. I get what >>14716038 means, but this is fantasy porn, I find it weird we've turned it into a family simulator or whatever.
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>>14716530
If you don't want to be a family simulator, talk about the rapey girls then. I'm not stopping you.
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>>14716530
Strangely enough, I used to dislike MGC concept for it's shallowness, but now I see it pretty light-hearted and comedic, contrary to the more recent brand of 3DPD-ness I'm seeing here.
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>>14716545
Oh, I think it works better as a comedy too. There are only so many times you can do
>and then anon got raped
before it gets old. You need something to make it interesting.
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>>14716530
>I miss the monstergirl city stuff
You mean the most retarded thing these threads have ever produced? I hope you'll forgive me if I disregard that opinion of yours.
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>>14716550
>the most retarded thing the threads have ever produced
That's a bit unfair, what about all the threadcanon versions of the girls?
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>>14716550
I wasn't talking entirely about that, though. I was saying that the thread never used to be mostly cutesey shit, headpats and daughterus.
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>>14716552
Yes, they are also dumb. But they're easy to ignore.

>>14716556
I'm not suprised. There's only so much you can do with "Hurr rape".
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>>14716559
>But they're easy to ignore.
Are they? There's always someone who tries to enforce them. Making monstergirls all act the same as their profiles would be boring, but the same is true of the thread versions.
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>>14716564
Right, but at the end of the day, they're just memes. They mean absolutely nothing.
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>>14716572
I never thought f it that way, they are essentially the thread's localized baneposting.
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>>14716575
I think he means Dawkins' memes. Monster Girls are just ideas passed between us, they have no real value beyond being a verbal (or in this case text) virus that infects you with concepts like daughterus are cute, centipedes are smelly, anbuses like legoes etc.
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>>14716575
Something like that. MGC on the other hand is essentially MGE without the pretense, which is another beast entirely. So I don't think you can compare the two.

Or I could just be insane, that's also possible.
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>>14716626
Damn, she's sweaty. I need to lick her clean.
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>>14716626
Nice.
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>>14716626
Tittyfuck the drunk spider!
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>>14716552
I actually don't mind thread canon as long as it isn't the ONLY thing people talk about.

I think it's cute, and kind of special since it's kind of like something we all collectively made
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>>14716642
>I read that as tittydrunk the fuck spider
Wow. I need to get some sleep
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>>14716626
I'm up for some spider milk
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>>14716658
Well, she is a fuck spider, and it wouldn't be bad to get drunk off of drinking off of her tits
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Do you think a Dragon losing a fight to a Flowkelp would be too embarrassing?
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>>14716672
It would butcher Dragons further, for sure. Unless it's some comedy/deconstruction stuff.
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>>14716686
I don't know what a deconstruction is, but it has been very comedic so far.
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>>14716626
Damn, even KC can't make her attractive to me.
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>>14716672
How would that even happen? There has to be sense and logic in comedy, even if the logic is sort of insane.
Go too far and it falls into "lol so randum" territory.
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>>14716719
Dragon is at sea, Dragon is pissed she lost a previous fight to an aquatic girl, rushes underwater to pick some leaves while picking a fight, ends up losing. It will tie in to two separate themes in the story, one to do with the Dragon's own insecurities (i.e. losing fights all the time when she's supposed to be a fearsome apex predator) and some pseudo philosophical stuff about the four elements I'll get into later but I won't now
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>>14716552
>>14716651
I dislike most of the threadcanon but it's still somewhat enjoyable to read/talk about

You don't have to like something for it to be interesting, at least to some degree
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>>14716725
I don't know, this is like having a lilim lose a fight with an ordinary, non-trained human.

I guess it'll depend on how well you execute it.
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>>14716651
>collectively made
It's normally just pushed by a couple of anons until everyone accepts it

>>14716756
For a while maybe, but when was the last time you had say, a lizardman mentioned without people making her a parody of SJWs?
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>>14716759
>this is like having a lilim lose a fight with an ordinary, non-trained human
No it isn't. Dragons are not aquatic creatures. Flowkelp are. They have the advantage underwater.
>depends on how well you execute it
No pressure?
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>>14716725
>Fuming dragon spots a large shadow under the water
>Thinks its just a large leviathan like beast creature
>Maybe she can relieve some tension out on it and get a meal at the same time
>Dives into it fang and claw glinting
>It's just a patch of seaweed
>She gets tangled in it
>Gets more pissed
>Begins to tear at it to free herself
>Teary eyed face pops up
>"U-Um, miss? That really hurts c-could you please stop?"
>Typical yankee "AAAAHHNNNN?! You think you can beat me, you watery slut?"
>"N-no I"
>"Lemme go!"
>Dragon turns into a flurry of claws and fangs, but the kelp's natural instinct when faced with literally anything is to just hold on tighter
>"M-Miss! P-Please!"
>Tries to shield herself, but only clutches at the dragon tighter, her kelp-tentacles touching embarrassing places, yet constricting her tighter than a wurm at the same time
>Dragons chest is crushed and she loses hold of her breath, eventually passing out
>Kelp notices she stops moving and panics even more, bringing them both to the surface in a flustered mess
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>>14716768
See, dragons are meant to be incredibly powerful no matter where they are, and flow kelp just...float about doing nothing. I can't see one having much of an advantage, even in her own habitat.

But again, you might have a cool idea or two up your sleeve for that.
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>>14716775
This is what I've got now.


“Aaawawaaa, wawawaaa, aawaa, wawawaaa, waawaa~”
“THE HELL IS THAT?” Tia snapped, pacing to and fro on the raft, agitatedly snapping her head back and forth. The sound was all around her, but the source was nowhere in sight.
“That’s just the Flowkelp singing” Judi explained.
“The what?”
“Flowkelp. They’re kind of like the Mandragora of the sea” Raoul said.
Tia looked at her companions with deep suspicion.
“I’ve never heard of them before”
“Well they don’t make a big deal of themselves. They live much like the Sea Slimes, drifting at sea and sometimes rooting in place and building colonies, only they live underwater so they’re not seen as often as the Sea Slimes are. Hell, some people mistake them for drowned women’s ghosts when they see them” Raoul went on, remembering what people had thought, believed and said when he’d been a young sailor.
“So they’re not ghosts?” Tia clarified.
“No. They’re plants” Judi reassured her.
“Hmm”
“You can eat their leaves” Raoul pointed out.
“That’s horrible!” Tia recoiled in terror.
“It doesn’t harm them at all you know. The leaves are kind of bland but they’re very, uhh, filling. And they grow back. Really, it’s not like they suffer any from it…” he went on, scratching the back of his head awkwardly.
“Raoul’s right. Flowkelp wives cook their own leaves for their husbands” Judi chimed in.
“That’s disgusting” Tia recoiled even further, almost falling off the edge of the raft and into the Flowkelp-infested waters. For the sake of novelty, she considered the idea of cooking her own shed scales for Cecilé. Like, making soup out of them. Putting her shed scaled into a pot and heating the water up with her own flames and then telling him to say ‘ahh’ and feeding a spoonful of… oh no. Her face felt warm, her ears were practically burning, and her nipples were erect. This line of thought would come to a close right here, right now.
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Personally, the only way I could see a dragon losing to a Flowkelp is if, like...she got tangled up in all the seaweed to the point she couldn't move right.
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>>14716780
"Cool" is not the word for anything I've got, but it's too late now.
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>>14716788
Even that wouldn't cut it
If the Dragon really wanted to win she would just assume her original form and absolutely annihilate the Flow Kelp along with a chunk of the sea they're fighting in

It has to be either some kind of ridiculous miracle or the Dragon unconsciously restraining herself, the latter seems like the only feasible way for this to happen

You could also tone down the Dragon's power level so much that she somehow loses because of her inability to breathe underwater or by making a mistake
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>>14716819
>assume her original form
Yeah, that's not a thing in my stories, that's just stupid.
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>>14716821
>dragon assuming her original form like in the encyclopedia is stupid
>but losing to the weakest MG yet isn't
Different strokes and all, but really?
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>>14716832
>like in the encyclopedia
Why would you even bring that up when I already said it doesn't apply here?
Whatever. I regret everything now.
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>>14716759
I've seen stranger things in my chinese cartoons. If a Lilim is as arrogant as your post than the human has a chance if he uses his head and plots and elaborate ruse on the lines of
>ohh i cannot resist your charms mistress
>fufufu of course not ara ara uguuu nyaa
apply rock to back of lilim's head

>>14716784
I chuckled wryly.
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>>14716842
It's not all bad, getting some feedback before you post the actual story is a decent idea. I'm personally in the camp that finds the idea a bit too silly, but it's always nice to see a writefag trying stuff out.
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>>14716866
Having Tongue-Umbrella and Lamp Girl as important government officials and top-tier fighters should be silly too but I'm still doing it.
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>>14716784
I've always wondered, did you plan to make Tia & Cecil's romance to be a spoof/parody on those usually portrayed through all these epic adventure stories? Or is it supposed to be a serious one?

It's just that I've seen people getting really hyped and hopeful on that plot line, sorta like it being cute and heartwarming, but me, I just fail to see it quite that way they do no matter how much I try and roll the situation in my head
>Dragonfu only falls for the guy because he's pretty and lets her imagination fill in the blanks
>he doesn't really care to the point he suggests (tho unwillingly) to finish her off her for 'dat dragon loot in Chapter 1, and then goes on sexing around with stranger MGs lecher-style
I dunno, maybe I'm just overthinking it way too much? I usually do...
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>>14716819
>If the Dragon really wanted to win she would just assume her original form and absolutely annihilate the Flow Kelp along with a chunk of the sea they're fighting in

>Dragon grows confident in her victory
>The very sea begins to churn and tumble ad distant thunder cracks
>Then bubbling up from the depths comes a multifaceted voice both young and old, cruel and kind, good and evil, everywhere yet nowhere
>"Now I am become Gleipnir, ensnarer of wolves, lyre of the great serpent, born of the footfalls of a cat, the beard of a woman, the roots of a mountain an the sinew of a bear. The breath of the fish and the spittle of the bird. Hugger of all, I am come for thee"
>Kelp shoots from the black depths as far as the ragon's eye can see, thin as the wind yet stronger than dragon scale, immense in size like green rivers
>So much that it blots the sun
>The dragon gulps and looks down, and the eye of the leviathan opens, larger than the reflection of the moon upon the waters, staring at her with its all encompassing gaze
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>>14716870
Fair enough, I'm just wondering why you'd pitch an idea, get negative feedback then tell us all you're doing it anyway.
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>>14716876
I'm assuming this is a well known story then? Link?
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>>14716876
>Or is it supposed to be a serious one?
Nothing in my story is supposed to be taken seriously. If I tried to make it serious it would hurt too much when it sucked.
As for the romance itself, it's mostly one-sided at the moment, but that will change eventually. I never planned to have it as part of the story when I started writing, Tia was supposed to be a one-off gag but then everyone liked her so I whored myself out.
>>14716881
I didn't ask if I should do it, I just wanted to find out how people felt about it to know how I should handle it. I was going to treat it as a straight up goof-up but now I'm thinking I'll have to put in more effort than that to make her lose.
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>>14716879
*unsheathes vorpal sword*
*teleports behind kelp*
Tssssscchhhh, I felt like sushi anyway
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>>14716907
*Gently kinda lilts on the tide's currents behind you*
*Wraps you up in kelp*
T-this case is u-uhm... wrapped.
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>>14716886
And yet again I make a big deal out of myself.

http://pastebin.com/u/Historianon
>>14716911
I'm stealing this.
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>>14716914
You'd steal a chuuni Flowkelp who tries really hard to be cool but is thwarted by her inherent lameness?
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>>14716911
*teleports out of kelp*
BACK THE FUCK OFF
*flies really fast cutting up kelpticles*
Get ready-
*charges up BLACK DRAGON FIRE SLASHU*
to wash out
*chops you in half*
Nothin' personal kid, but you just got dumped
*walks away*
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>>14716924
Yes. I am that desperate.
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>>14716914
>>14716924
You owe me 20 bucks.
I accept paypal, letters and sex.
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>>14716929
>asking a man for sex
WHACK IT WITH A STICK!
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>>14716931
no homo bro, no homo
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>>14716931
It's 5 AM, I'll think of a lewd punishment for an alp when I wake up.
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>>14716929
Alright, Alp.
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>>14716925
*Slowly reforms as the dark hero sama walks away*
fu fu fu... another time "hero"...
*sinks below the depths*
ow ow owww
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What the fuck is with you people and this action shit?
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>>14716943
No idea, but it's cringey.
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>>14716946
That's the point, newfag. Loosen up
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>>14716902
>I whored myself out.
Slut. Slut because Dragons is best though, so good on you.
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>>14716943
Because I am a medically diagnosed chuuni who wants to fight monster girls with a bladed edge.

>>14716946
>wwaah wahhh my hugbox i just want a daughteroo and loving sex in the handholding postion boo hoo i'm so lonely
FTFY
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>>14716902
>I whored myself out.
...please don't turn into alpanon v.2.0.
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>>14716953
>>wwaah wahhh my hugbox i just want a daughteroo and loving sex in the handholding postion boo hoo i'm so lonely

Nice assumptions, I'm actually the post further up wondering why the thread is obsessed with this daughteru shit. It doesn't make your poses any less cringey.
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>>14716953
>>wwaah wahhh my hugbox i just want a daughteroo and loving sex in the handholding postion boo hoo i'm so lonely
Not him, but holy strawmanning, batman!
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>>14716963
>It doesn't make your poses any less cringey.
Not him but if you legitimately cringed, you took that entire exchange way too seriously. Like, faaaar too seriously.
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Even as parody, the *Action* stuff went on a tad too long. Like, two or three posts to prove your point, fine. Decent chuckle. After that, it's just annoying.
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It's amazing how superior the Shoggoth is as a maid and person compared to the bland mediocrity that is the Kikimora.
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>>14716988
This post smells a bit like Innsmouth.
There wouldn't be a reason for that, would there?
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Oh hey, Thomas did some artwork for that same book that KC has some more stuff in.

And he drew Rachnee in...a tiger outfit.
That's interesting.
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>>14716988
I too attest to the ceaseless deluge of utility and sensuality that is Shoggoth

Life is better without inconvenience, and geometry
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As much a cuddle fucking is a nice thing. combat to obtain the girl i like appeals to me.
Its why i love lizard women women and to a lesser extent Valkyries so much.

compared that to the rest of the other girls i like in MGE, where its a coin flip to last longer then a one night stand.
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>>14717001
My lizardwoman nigga.
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>>14716282
>Apophis pretends to be injured, asks for help.
>The Prince, being the kindhearted soul he is, helps her with whatever
>Little did he know she was only pretending
>Bites him
>Max erection
>She takes it as consent and gives him fellatio
>He cums
>He tries to back up and get outta there
>She wraps her tail around him and catches him
>Tells him how she's had her eye on him for a long time as she begins to skip the foreplay and go all in
There's your start.
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Is it just an alp thing to have wings on the lower back? Or is that the standard pretty much?
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>>14717020
For succubi, pretty standard. At least in KC canon.
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>>14717001
Hinezumis will always be my favourite fighting girls.
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>>14717027
Well, for my story, I'm trying to figure out how to make the alps and succubi different enough for someone to tell the slight differences. Like, this Alp wanted to be a succubus, but she's self conscious about it because she was a man first. Do you follow me? I always thought succubi wings were around the shoulders and alps had them lower. I don't know.
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>>14717001
I would like to travel a fight things along side a salamander and a dark Valkyrie
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>>14716902
Sorry for late response, needed to leave the place.
Thanks or clearing out, that settles my thoughts on it.
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>>14717031
Their horns are different.
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>>14717031
Nope. Within all truth, in the MGE, "Alp" is simply a designation for MGs who were once male. There are no distinct physical differences to differentiate them from a normal Succubi. The differences are purely in their disposition.

>>14717040
>Implying all Succubi have the exact same horns
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>>14717049
I'm with this guy, if I got a succubi I'd want her to have cute curled horns.
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I want to bully a devil bug by flicking the lights on and off!
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>>14717038
Is there any stories about Valkyrie corruption around?
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>>14717040
>>14717049
>>14717055

How would you bully a self conscious alp?
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>>14717077
Tell her she has nice tats. I'm not a creative man.
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>>14717061
There was one green text some where, but for the most part no
strait forward corruption isn't really done round these parts. it not frowned upon, its just not most writers "thing"
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>>14717077
Gift a full set of Victoria's Secret catalogues, and a book of coupons.
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>>14717061
something something go back to /d/ something
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>>14717114
>Corrution
>/d/
What do you think MGE is?
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>>14717130
Degenerate stories for degenerates like us.
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>>14717112
what do you mean not frowned upon? most of the time people start shouting "corruptionfag REEE" and "fuck back to /d."
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>>14716282
this, use this >>14717015 here, its free, please use it
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>>14717130
I've always been amazed at how quickly some people get mad about corruption when literally every single monster/human relationships ends in the guy becoming an Incubus.
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>>14714236
Isn't Alucard just using some random loli's corpse as a vessel since his real body was still sealed at the time?
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>>14717149
I thought being Incubized was just like getting sex super powers
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>>14717151
No, don't get it twisted. Incubi are monsters. But they are the most human of the monsters.
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>>14717151
Sex super powers, some non-sex super powers depending on your wife and a slight coloured tint to your eyes.

It's not the most hardcore corruption out there but the guy's still anything but human.
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>>14717138
I said strait forward corruption, you can count the stories of human women becoming monsters of your hands and the fallen maidens are something thats only semi cared for for various reasons. on top of that corruption is one often considered a friend of grimdark

the reason I say strait forward in this cars is because this place probably wont give I shit if some wrote a story about a guy who gets a woman turning into a dragon but if they wrote about alps (human men who lose their humanity and then their gender) every thing would be fine

Stands are fucked, but thats how it always is, if you want to make a corruption story, ill read it as long as it isn't about alps
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>>14717151
Pretty much
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>>14717151
>Anon was a normal man
>Until one day
>He was bitten by a mamomoactive waifu!
>Which granted him super sex powers
>And he became The Fatheru
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>>14717157
standards*
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Good morning thread, I've got a bunch of new stuff for you today!

First, here are some sketches of the earlier waifu group picture. Unlike the other one I posted, these are JUST sketches, don't expect anything more to come from them.
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>>14717112
>tfw I wrote that greentext
>tfw I didn't save it
>tfw /trash/ has an archive on desustorage but not /jp/
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>>14717164
I like this one, surprised the artist didn't use it.
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>>14716952
Shouldn't you be worried about him losing his artistic integrity though? See>>14716954
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>>14717166
And last one!

Next, I got something really cool I know you guys will like.
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>>14717166
>wake up, see this what do?
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>>14717164
>>14717166
>>14717172
>Those moustaches
This is more amusing than it should be.
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>>14717165
I saved it but I have to copy/paste it as screen cap was (and still is) being a bitch

>A man raised from birth to be a hero sets his sights upon a demon realm that has popped up a few miles from his home village
>His Valkyrie companion, ever by his side, suggests that waiting for more bodies would be wise
>He insists that they'll be fine, and that if things look too big for them to handle on their own then they'll retreat and wait for help
>She relents, and the pair sets off
>They meet little initial resistance, and it bolsters their confidence that they can handle things
>The demon realm is bigger than anticipated though, and after 3 days they're both beginning to consider falling back
>The hero asks his companion to fly up and see if there's an easy path back out
>"Yes Master" she replies
>The two of them pause for half a second to wonder why she said that, but quickly shake the thought off
>Hasn't she always said that?
>Seeing no new paths, she returns and tells him that their best option is to just go back the way they came
>They start to head back, and another 3 days later they're still nowhere near the edge of the demon realm
>They did go the right way, right?
>He again asks his Valkyrie companion to fly up and check on their bearings, and just like every other time she informs him that yes, they're going the right direction
>"You're absolutely positive? We're still nowhere near the border."
>"The border? Master, you said we were heading to the center."
>"Did I?" he asks while racking his brain to try and remember
>"Yes, you were very clear that we need to keep going."
>"Oh, alright then. I don't know why I keep getting all turned around, feels like my head's in a fog."
>"That's okay Master, please let me take care of you. It's my duty after all."
>Another day's march sees them finally arrive at their destination, the castle at the center of the demon realm
>Wait, was this their destination?
>It has to be, why else would they be here?
>The guards at the gate, a trio of Succubi, let them through without a fuss
>Ascending through the castle itself, they see little in the way of signs of life outside of what seems to be a small number of servant staff
>Reaching the throne room, they find it empty, and the hero's Valkyries companion leads the hero towards the throne
>She sits him down and gazes at him with a loving smile, her pale blue skin and red eyes framed in inky blackness looking especially beautiful
>She reaches down and loosens his belt, undoes his pants and finally pulls his dick out
>She drops to her knees and begins stroking, licking and then sucking it for several minutes before standing back up and disrobing her own lower half
>She climbs on his lap and as she guides him into her, she whispers into his ear
>"Master, let's crown you king."
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Say a human was in the Demon Realm for an extended period of time. What would the effects be on his psyche? Mind you, this guy is not in any way going to be raped. Would his mind eventually crumble, or what?
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>>14717182
Humans adapt.
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>>14717184
And with indoor lighting.
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>>14717180
Thanks mate.
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>>14717182
Probably be thinking weird monster related thoughts
like wanting to grow plant girls and fuck them or something.
or wanting to screw the first succubus he see's

or wank time gets a extension, there that
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>>14717184
>>14717187
I've always had a huge thing for that kind of look with the pipe. Great stuff.
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>>14717182
He would probably turn into an Incubus in a similar way to how a woman monsterizes from spending too much time around monster girls even if they don't rape her.
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>>14717189
no problem
I'm just started to save the corruption related stuff that goes by
so that that amounts to 2 greentexts and a paste but still.
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>>14715751
Then you let her spoon you. Just don't be surprised if she starts nuzzling you in that position. Instead, lean back into it to show your gratitude and love.
When she drapes her paws over your chest, you can also show your affection by placing your hands atop them, and using your fingers to stroke between her digits.
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>>14717196
>>14717186

Hmm, interesting thoughts. I thank you for your input.
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>>14717209
I wonder if Miia would eat all of Papi's eggs right out the vag.
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>>14717213
She already pretty much did once.
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>>14717213
Now that's efficiency.
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Which MG would go the distance while a cute human boy cheers for them by the ringside?
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>>14717220
Lizardmen or Salamanders. Hands down.
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>>14717223
No reptile will ever beat the Ogre champion, Aphrodite Breed!
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>>14717220
Amazoness.
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>>14717227
Then I will do what my waifu cannot, and challenge the champion myself!
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>>14717233
That's not fair, she can't hit a boy.
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>>14717239
I'm not a boy. I'm a man. A mans man. I have chest hair and even a beard.
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>>14717240
But it's still hitting the fairer sex.
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>>14717240
So you should comfort your waifu by letting her play with them.
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>>14717220
Dragon! She's in the ring, fighting her evil rival for the right to marry her human boy! The final showdown!
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>>14717243
I suppose.

>>14717242
I'm not fair at all. I tweek nipples and everything.
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>>14717246
Who is her evil rival?
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>>14717246
But what if the rival wins and yu have to marry her?

>>14717249
You're a man. She can't just smack you around without feeling bad.
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>>14717258
I'm pretty sure I could handle ONE ogre just fine. Its when there are multiples that are a problem.
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>>14717253
I dunno, guess it depends on what kind of Dragon she is.

Wyvern? It's the Knight Centaur who's trying to NTR you away from her, the childhood friend, but in a noble way via the field of battle.

Wurm? Then it's that mean Goblin who took her Ice Cream.

Jabberwock? She'll face the Cheshire Triplets, three lightweights, but they fight dirty, and only one is ever visible on stage at a time.

Ryu? It's a drunken boisterous Red Oni war chieftain, who'll no doubt not care for you as anything but a sex toy.

And Vanilla Dragon? It's a human girl Princess who kidnapped you and wants her prince, no matter what. However, only this Dragon gets to kidnap cute boys, not her.

>>14717258
The Dragon must win, she has her cute boy cheering her on!
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>>14717267
Wurm fighting a Goblin just isn't fair, I think they should just get along.
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>>14717267
But cute boys cheers can only do so much. There's no guarantee she'll win.
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>>14717271
You know what happens if the rival wins? A montage of her training while the cute boy is defiled and molested by the rival.
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>>14717271
The thought of her poor human boy being abused, mistreated, and unloved by her rival also fuels her.
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>>14717271
That's why you need to put points into your cheering skills.
Cheer just right, and you'll be able to buff her with HP regen, attack and defence boosts.
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>>14717277
This is boxing, not FF.
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>>14717279
That's why it's even more important to cheer.
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>>14717279

I don't know why, but I imagine the human boy being named Adrian.
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>>14717283
The hero losing first and then training hard for a rematch is more romantic.
>>14717284
You know why.
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>>14717285
>The hero losing first and then training hard for a rematch is more romantic.
But her cute human boy will be broken by her rival. And that's not even the worst part. He was saving himself for his Dragon and the rival took it, he's no longer pure for her.
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I had idea for a little thing, didn't know how to expand it in to a full story

>Dragon captures princess
>lilim gets involved cuz reasons
>princess gets turned into a second dragon
>the two dragons become friends and have fun with the knight thats come to save the princess
>[SCENE MISSING]
>good end
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>>14717177
>You can hear Miia playfully buring Gazer under a sand castle with a hearty "HO HO!"
>Gazer answers back with an equally playful "HO HO!"
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>>14717292
Seems reasonable.
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Whats the edgiest Idea you've had?
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>>14717298
A man with a mask formed from the compact ashes of the people who's town he burned down


I was 13, give me a break.
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>>14717298
Having a lone hero in a monster-controlled world fighting guerrilla style from the Arbuckle mountains against the forced marriages and such. I'm talking Inglorious Basterds tier edginess against monster girls.
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>>14717298
Hellhound wearing Vanquish power armour.

It's not actually edgy, but it's the sort of dumb thing I can imagine a fanfic writing teenager would come up with.
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>>14717298
A barbarian half-orc half-ogre becoming a demigod and wrecking cities like Kratos.
>>14717301
I was also 13.
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>>14717298
Forcing paladin girls to corrupt each other by using the threat of explosive collars on their loved ones that don't really exist.
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>>14717298
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51050234
Something like this.
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>>14717304
I wish you wrote about it, that sounds cool.
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>>14717308
I feel like 13 is the point where childish imagination and the slowly oncoming nihilistic edginess mold into the kind of cringe nightmares are made of.
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>>14717314
Picking up Berserk at that age probably helped.
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>>14717298
several
Chinese water torture with on human women with corrupted udine water.

A lilim turning a hero's love interest in front of his very eyes and rubbing in how he failed to kill her while she does it.

the "Kiss of the ushi"
A ushi oni that covers her lips with her own blood and kisses women violently with them
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>>14717316
>Kiss of the ushi
This needs to be a thing.
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>>14717298
I don't like edgy stuff but a setting in which the humans get in a war with monsterkind and win, and oppress and exploit them for resources, labor, and to renew failing faith in the world's governments. The MCs would get wrapped up in plot involving a cult that wants to overthrow humanity.
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>>14717292
Just wing it (heh), the more writefags the better.
I miss when we had a good two to three updates from different guys each thread.
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>>14717316
>A ushi oni that covers her lips with her own blood and kisses women violently with them
Not a bad idea, it's the sort of thing an especially sadistic monster girl would do.
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>>14717298
Non MG-related
pretty much berserk with guilty gear's tech

MG related
a whole town getting corrupted by the church (led by a inccubus preist and his dark preist wife) through various methouds

that and edge traitor, traitor steve with the jokes taken out
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Okay, bear with me here.

Jinkos are so headstrong they can actually ignore the Monster Lord's cock-lust influence that was inflicted upon all monsters. At least, to a point; they still have mating season like new monsters, and they still don't attack humans like old monsters.

Now imagine a jinko that was intrigued by a human going all out to her mountain home, asking her to train them, seemingly desperate to become stronger and stronger for his own reasons. She tells him that she'll think about it, and one day decides to seek him out.

She finds that the man was looking for her, the strongest monster in the region, because he'd pissed off a tanuki, and his home was completely trashed by the sly raccoon's oni henchmen. The jinko's would-be pupil lies in the middle of the room, twitching, staring at her with a broken expression, while the henchmen crack their knuckles at the dumbfounded tiger woman, asking her if she wants trouble.

Tora ga Gotoku intensifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KzwomBRuJQ
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>>14717328
You could actually pull off a traitor story well if you wrote it as a Darth-Vader style fall in darkness. But with less whining.
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>>14717298
A monstergirl hitwoman who rapes "lost causes" to death whilst taunting them about their uselessness in bed
Also, a human equivalent who murders monstergirls who fall in love with him. I wouldn't even write this shit up to be ironic.
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>>14717312
It's an idea that has persisted in my mind, so who knows. Maybe if I write some silly battle series, I'll include it.

I imagine more than anything else, it'd be suit of armour specially made for a hellhound to vent her hellfire through, letting her focus it for all that cool slidey stuff.
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>>14717336
Here's an idea: combine that with Kiss of the Ushi. The Ushi is the villain, Vanquish Hellhound is the heroine.
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>>14717329
This idea is sunshine and rainbows compared to everything else I've seen.
Heck, I'd read it. I'd probably enjoy it, too.
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>>14717309
Not entirely edgy, but I like the idea of a cute tomboy paladin protecting a nervous mage, getting monsterized in front of him as she screams and pleads for him to run away, only for her new succubi self to snatch him up and start trying to gently convince him she's still the same person, only she now understands her feelings and wants to express them physically.
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>>14717343
And then he turns her tail into a banana.
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>>14717329
Now I want a jinko dress as kiryu
thanks anon
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>>14717346
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
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>>14717347
Only if I can get a hellhound with an eyepatch dressed as Majima.
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>>14717329
>A story where a tanuki finally gets the shit beaten out of her for being a greedy cunt
This isn't edgy in my eyes at all, it actually sounds like an old style martial arts movie plot. I love those things.
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>>14717298
Wizard in training that's coveted by his town full of paladins goes and dooms it by selling them out to demon army so he can go explore the world on his own without being dragged back.
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>>14717346
Fuck it, the thing could work as a comedy I guess
I miss the tales of that wizard. He was the hero that not even the Paladins could be, and it did it all laughing.
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But wait, there's more!

Artist who made this image rescanned it so her skin and other details come out a bit better.

So much Wock and today has only just begun! The future looks bright!
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And I just got the full resolution images of

>>14717184
>>14717187
http://sta.sh/0200d8i3buo3
http://sta.sh/01ynwig93667

Artist is http://mogucho.deviantart.com/

Enjoy, and have a great day Anons!
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>>14717377
Her eyes are pretty
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>>14717338
My original idea was to have the hellhound act as an equal-but-opposite antagonist to a human and slimegirl symbiote suit pair. Hellhound sliding about, blasting hellfire and lashing out like a jackhammer, while the slime absorbs all the blows, whipping out tentacles to try and stop her.

The ushi idea works well too, though. I don't remember if there was a spidertank boss in Vanquish, but it feels like a good matchup.
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>>14717341
Guess my edgiest isn't really that edgy.
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>>14717298
Hero is born
Is educated by the most vile priests of the Orders
Goes through years of intense training and receives many blessings
Becomes a blood-crazed paladin
Goes on a quest to kill the DL
Kills many MG along the way
Manages to defeat and kill a Lilim
Faces off against the DL
DL can't bring herself to fight seriously
The DL's husband steps up and defeats the paladin in an epic fight full of cliché revelations

Then maybe the paladin gets killed, maybe he finds redemption, I have no idea, this idea is stupid although I had a lot of fun thinking about it
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So, what's the difference between an edgy story and an action oriented story? seems like everytime someone comes with a plot with lots of fighting scenes it is instantly catalogued as edgy.
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>>14717329
Isn't it pretty much how Jinkos are described in canon? Just doesn't make an emphasis on it being result of them resisting DL's influence.
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>>14717485
I think there's a delicate ratio of story to fighting that determines if its edgy.
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>>14717334
Nigga, paladin assassin is literally a thing, threadcanon's at that and is completely non-ironic so far as I know. Yup, that's how far we're into misplaced patriotism around here.
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>>14717488
It pretty much is, but the point is, violence from monster to monster is pretty much nonexistent beyond a slapfight or two, because KC is silly and thinks conflict doesn't exist in a 'perfect' world.

The entire point of the idea being that a jinko is mentally strong enough to resist the cocklust AND the urge to attack humans on sight, but when they fight for something they care about, there's no stopping them.

>>14717485
What's the body count to actual fights ratio? That usually works well enough to determine how edgy something is.
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>>14717485
>Action
Fighting and combat, but any violence has a point in the story and isn't gratuitous

>Edgy
"Dark and tortured" main characters that come across as selfish cunts, villains that are baby eating levels evil, "It's okay when I do it" morality, mindbreak, pandering to MUH HUMANITY fags.
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> Party of paladins on sortie into monster-friendly territory get ambushed by wyvern dragoons
> Fight them back and escape with a prisoner, the incubus husband of one of the wyverns
> Party is bruised and bloodied, try to escape back over the border with their prisoner to Order lands (the prisoner was some important noble's son before he got captured and husbando'd)
> Party members gradually get dragged off in the night / monsterized as they travel
> Until only lead paladin girl and prisoner are left
> Wyvern waifu catches up with them and holds paladin girl down while her former prisoner rapes her
> Monsterised paladin girl ends up as prisoner in dragoon HQ, public-use cum-dumpster for the knights

I even wrote half of it, then got disgusted with myself and gave up
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I want a maid harem! With different MGs that have different and sometimes conflicting personalities! With an exasperated Kiki head maid that tries to keep the peace and keep the house clean!
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>>14717485
That's subjective, the answer is different for everyone

I guess most people would agree that a story that involves killing and/or a dark setting is edgy but even that's subjective

To me it's mostly about the focus of the story
You could have a story about a Paladin and a Valkyrie going around killing MGs, if the focus is on the relationship between the Paladin and the Valkyrie then I wouldn't consider it edgy

The same story with a focus on the killing would be insanely edgy

Atmosphere also plays a big role, if everything is sad and dark without a solid reason for being that way then I would probably consider it edgy
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>>14717505
>"It's okay when I do it" morality
cant remember the last time I read something with that
apparently gundam seed destiny has it, is it true?
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>>14717513
This here is a good man with good taste.
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>>14717500
That's an awful metric to determine if something's edgy.

Action doesn't equal edgy, even if it's at an extremely high ratio to story content.

When something is edgy, it's because it's handled with poor tact. A story can be twisted without being edgy. It can be dark without being edgy.
It's when the creator handles it all poorly, taking a mindset that prioritises inclusion of those "edgy" themes and ideas over actual quality of the work that something actually ends up being edgy.
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>>14717517
So basically, it is alright if it has a reason to be?
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>tfw people would probably call your story edgy as fuck
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So, as long as everything has a rhyme and reason, its not edgy? You're kind of making me nervous for liking some of the stuff the writefags are writing.
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>>14717530
How bad is it?
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>>14717530
Thats what I'm nervous about, now. But, fuck it. I'll release it and if people want more, they can say so.
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>>14717521
If it's a good reason then, sure

I can't come up with a good exemple but I'm sure that there are some great MG story ideas out there that require a dark setting and/or some killing to reach their full potential
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>>14717485
Particularly, avoid blatant shilling for either side. That alone won't exclude the chance of edgyness, but decrease it by ~50%.
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>>14717547
This. It's incredibly annoying and cheap.
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>>14717542
Living dolls are so underrated

I wish I had a life-sized one to dress up in all kinds of outfits just to watch her reaction to them
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>>14717547
Forgot to add, nothing wrong with sympathizing with a force and trying to show it's perks & higher grounds as itself, if it's played well and reasonable.
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>>14717521
Essentially, yes. You can have dark themes and dark ideas, but it's only when they begin to clash and grate that I'd personally call it edgy. When they clash with the rest of the story, or grate with the reader. That's why you can write something, and include something incredibly dark or even disturbing, but if you handle it everything right, elements such as the story itself, the atmosphere, prior events will all help to make a reader accept it, so it doesn't grate.
This isn't the same as desensitisation, mind you. I'm not saying you should write a story that slowly gets grimmer, and pushes the limits just for the hell of it.
I suppose that's kind of a key phrase there. "Just for the hell of it". When you're doing that, that's when you need to be especially careful.
Y'know, I can spout all this off, but my advice really isn't worth all that much. Just read, analyse, and use common sense. Broaden your views and horizons, and all that.

>>14717531
Well, it's not my place to judge what you enjoy at all. It's really hard to actually talk about all this, because there are no rules for this. Even guidelines are hard to establish here.
Really, telling you to not make a story edgy is something that shouldn't be done. The word's been appropriated to mean something universally bad when you see it on the Internet, especially on 4chan, and especially here even more so.
Compare that to people who use "edgy" as a positive term. "We've rebooted this franchise, it's now grittier and edgier than before."
That's a vague as fuck, non-example, but the point I'm making is, people can still use it as a positive term, and ignoring the rather clinical dictionary definition, peoples' personal definitions will vary.

Again, this is pretty much me just saying "Use common sense, and don't just limit yourself to a single view."
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>>14717277
Me being myself, I'd probably execute it so unemotionally, boringly, and seemingly non-eagerly she'd just kinda get dumbfounded over there for a moment and let the rival land her winning punch.
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>>14717530
You shouldn't really about what people think of the story unless it's legitimate criticism.
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>>14717584
Do you want her to cry as her rival takes the championship belt and you in front of her?
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What's the fluffiest idea you've ever had?
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>>14717485
A lot of it isn't even the premise. It's the execution, how much you wallow in the graphic details vs. making a pretty PG-13 type adventure story.
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>>14717595
You really should when as an author, you're writing to an audience. Not necessarily that should affect what you write but sure as shit affect where you share it. Even Bob learned that eventually.
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>>14717599
Um, not quite. I've just stated what I'd likely end up causing. Maybe if I had feelings for her I could pull something more empowering, I can't know.
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>>14717602
Getting hugged by a yeti inside of a Wendigo coat while wearing a Weresheep wool scarf
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>>14717611
I think what anon here is trying to say is that you should make a distinction between "it's shit" and "it's shit because [clearly explained reason]".
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>>14717602
Mofuscape. And it was legitimately too much fluff.
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>>14717611
I'm referring to people calling it shit for the sake of calling it shit. If you were to write a story like Fizz where a guy takes a bonesaw to a Manticore's tail, then you deserve all the shit you get thrown in your face. Not even Eli Roth is that edgy and that faggot did Hostel and Cabin Fever.
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>>14717623
>>14717620

Even if they don't give reasons, if 90% of the people reading it call it shit, they're probably not wrong. On the other hand, somebody in that sea of people would probably articulate why.
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>>14717602
>Playing with a kunoichi daughter when she belives its training

succubus/ dragon first time flying

Shy kistune wanting to read books with anon

last thread sombody was talking about lizard girls making decorative sword sheaths made with their own scales for their husbands, I would of picthed in with a mother helping a daughter make one for the boy she likes
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>>14717630
Well if you're able to articulate why rather than giving a one sentence or a two word answer that's a million times more helpful to a writer than the aforementioned methods. You can't get better without some form of constructive criticisms. That being said, people should really learn trigger discipline when it comes to posting stories on here because if you include fetishes prevalent on /d/ like futanari you'll get yelled off the stage because you're trying to incite a shitstorm.
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>>14717631
>Shy kistune wanting to read books with anon
that sounds freking adoreble.
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>>14717642
Didn't mean to quote >>14717631 sorry
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>>14717602
Explorer Anon, loli anubis and motherly yeti threeway.

One day.
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>>14717623
who is fizz and why didn't the guy do that to the manticore?
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>>14717663
why did*
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>>14717602
A healing story about a Manticore with a fluffy mane who lost her tail in a tragic accident.

Lots of cuddling and rebuilding her confidence since she thinks without a tail people are going to mistake her for a werecat.
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>>14717530
>tfw some other place literally calls you 'edgy' as name because of an edgy as fuck story

git gud nub
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>>14717602
A sad and lonely old man slowly becoming happy thanks to the most innocent Dormouse in history

He would learn how to trust others after a dangerous amount of sleepy cuddling

No rape involved
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>>14717680
>You will never have an abyssal harem
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>>14717642
Nice. The guy should get his shit together though, pulling something like that on someone so protective of him.
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>>14717642
This hit a little close to home...
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>>14717710
how so?
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>>14717602
Baby Jubjubs.
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>>14717701
Good harems a shit
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>>14716626
God, I want to tenderly fuck that spider so much.
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>>14717642
>You finally get your MG wife
>You spend an entire century with her
>You haven"t aged one bit since the day you met her
>Whenever you refuse to have sex with her she goes on about how you'd be dead without her

That would feel so bad
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>>14717713
Borrowing from the other anon, I've had some trouble getting my shit together. Constantly being told I've done something wrong when, just as early as few hours back, it was something right. Being proven that your best is never enough. Like a never-ending cycle of 'you just can't win'. Well, it's pretty much crushed my own self-worth It's part of the reason I have little interest in the aggressive or tsundere types; I'd probably take their criticisms at face value. Hell, she could be sweet as candy and praise the ground I walk on, and I'd still feel like used toilet paper.
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>>14717718
What about bad harems?
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>he wouldn't a fleet
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>>14717513
>Kiki head maid
She's the eldest sister of the group, everyone looks up to her and follows her orders.
>CC Kraken head chef
She's the 'mother' of the group, while everyone looks up to the Kiki, everyone comes to her for their personal issues. To which she lovingly helps everyone with their problems by listening to them well and giving them her 'secret recipe' brownies.
>Kobold personal trainer
She's in charge of keeping everyone, including master in shape, she makes personalized workout regimens for all the maids and sometimes will get too caught up in her own training herself, spending hours in the gym on the premises.
>Holstaur and Minotaur head gardeners
These cousins are usually outside, making their masters yard and gardens look immaculate. Thesd two are total opposites, arguing on about everything but the gardens, and their love for master.
>Arachne seamstress
She maintains the maids uniforms and repairs them when necessary. She also has a beautiful handmade suit for her master in her closet that she's too shy to give to him.
>Jinko bodyguard
From Russia with lots of love, she is a battleworn vet who doesn't take much shit from anyone outside the house. She talks in broken English and has an eyepatch and scars that she is self conscious about, but it's okay because that shits moe.
>slightly tsundere loli dragon rookie
She's on her first maid contract and really isn't used to taking orders from an actual master. She secretly loves this job and the girls around her, even if she doesn't convey it properly. She also has a book under her bed filled with photos of 'precious memories' and some of your hair.
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>>14717726
you sound like you need a hug
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>>14717298

I'm not sure if it counts but I've had this idea for a variation of a parasite slime that goes after monster girls, married or not , in addition to human girls. For slime girls it takes their core and merges it with it's own. There are few exceptions as to what it goes after, such as the sandworm. Even powerful MGs have to be careful lest they get ambushed and get added to the parasite slime's collection of lamia, harpies or whatever unfortunate monster girl it grabs. It's is very much considered a threat to monster - human relations and though there are few of them they are still actively looking for and destroying them.
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>>14716443
Her body looks especially breedable, excellent work Snib.
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>>14717505
>"Dark and tortured" main characters that come across as selfish cunts, villains that are baby eating levels evil, "It's okay when I do it" morality,

You've just described most of anonymoose's saga, and I'm yet to see anyone call that edgy.
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>>14716626
>you will never milk an Arachne with huge calcium cannons
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>>14717782
I wasn't thinking about that story as I never read it, but I don't think anybody here really cares about that story anymore.
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>>14717149
That Valkyrie looks perfect for clothed paizuri.
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>>14717149
im ok with it for the most part, the situation with Wilmarina made me uncomfortable.
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>>14717164
>>14717166
>>14717172
I wonder if anyone out there is trying to understand the context behind these pictures.
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>>14717739
You. I like you so much, if we met at a bar I would get you drinks for you and your maids.
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>>14717184
>>14717187
Wunderbar.
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>>14717793
Eh, I put a good amount of time into reading it a while back only to find it wasn't getting any better. The MC is a bit of a prick and the harem are all overpowered in their own aspects to the point where they should be just strutting up to their objective now. Maybe it's changed in the last volume but I doubt it.
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>>14717329
>Daisaku Kuze's fights
My fucking nigga.
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>>14717793
The only reason I care is because its one of the 2 stories with a salamander main
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>>14717793
>I never read it,
I wouldn't advise it either. The first volume was really promising but it's only got worse from every new volume. It doesn't help that the writer sees criticism as raining on his parade so it isn't likely to improve in the future.
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>>14717810
what's the other?
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>>14717810
>WAHH!!! There are no stories with a salamander MC!
Then get a better waifu. It's that easy.
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>>14717815
Probably one of Iron-Beast's. He isn't bad, but still has ways to go. If he sticks around he might even be one of the better writefags because he takes advice on board and shows a willingness to improve.
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>>14717817
>better
not possible
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>>14717817
You can't just change waifus like that.
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How badly would your MG of choice take it if she kept losing games to you anon?
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>>14717817
Or write one.
We need more writefags and content in general.
Also don't be so hostile, man.
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>>14717815
The one that Iron guy did
>>14717817
Hey there are loads of monsters I would like stories for, salamander just high on the list along with demons, echidnas and kakuens
and for the record I have no waifu. fuck that shit
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>>14717830
>I have no waifu. fuck that shit
tsun tsun
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>>14717827
even if I have a dommy wife, she is picking that up.
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>>14717827
>"Master don't you have anything better to do?"
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>>14717827
Rough love-making. That's why winning feels so good.
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>>14717830
>I have no waifu
Out.
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>>14717824
I think he was around last thread, said something about is computer ruining is writing.
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>>14717810
>tfw Losenis wrote one with a salamander main
>tfw she's dead
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>>14717827
>She wins:
Rape
>I win:
More aggressive rape
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>>14717838
I can barely read the text
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>>14717827
Probably get pouty.
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>>14717846
whats it called?
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>>14717842
I really want him to stick around. There's something about his writing that reminds me of all the fun one shot stuff we used to have around here before everything had to be multi part epics or green text smut.
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>>14717840
I enjoy winning a chess match more than sex, granted I don't win often to begin with.
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>>14717862
now that I think about it, there isn't a single smut scene in any of his stuff, all of it is implied

I wonder why that is? gotta remind myself to ask him about it next time he's around.
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>>14717867
I've never won a single game. It makes me feel like a retard and it feels bad.

>>14717872
He might be unsure of his smut writing abilities. I've no problem with it, my favourite writefagging has no sex whatsoever in it. I just like the character interaction and world building in a strange and alien setting that's based around sex and pleasure. No mainstream fantasy world is touching that shit with a barge pole, so it's almost unique.
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>>14717739
That loli Dragon's getting her ass fast-forwarded into it's primes with some of the nastiest Wonderland shit, then waifu'd the hell of.
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>>14717859
Monster Girl Quest: Sacred and Profane
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>>14717763
But parasite slimes are just as brutal and disgusting from a purely human perspective. If anything this variation is giving the monsters a taste of their own medicine. it's not edgy as much as it is some kind of balancing mechanic/morality teaching tool.
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>>14717897
thanks for telling

>>14717882
I just find it weird that he's done nothing about smut or daughters.
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>>14717642
This would essentially be me and my waifu.
The sight of her desperately trying to cheer him up is really heartwarming. I'd hope to find a waifu this kind and comforting.
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>>14717909
>I just find it weird that he's done nothing about smut or daughters.
How so? Most writefags don't bother with daughters. The smut thing is a bit strange, but I respect that. Because it can easily be cringe worthy and I'd delete my own if it wasn't for the fear of being equated with Alp
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>>14717810
doesn't seafoam have a story with a important salamander in it?
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>>14717928
probably thanks to not being around as frequently as i used to, but I had written off a decent chunk of the writing as "kikis, alps and daughters"

i know i'm wrong, but it does feel that way at times
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>>14717763
MGE slimes don't have cores except for dark slimes
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>>14717808
He's a beast.
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>>14717943
>"kikis, alps and daughters"
You're thinking of the throwaway greentexts we get around here. Actual pastebin stories rarely involve kids or alps, which is strange because the thread seems obsessed with them.
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She's coming.
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>>14717950
Indeed, and he has the best leitmotif next to Nishikis.
Shame he'll probably never appear in another game.
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>>14717953
But I'm not ready!
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>>14717953
Aren't Jinkos already amazonian in terms of being fuckhuge battle sex goddesses?
A amazonian warrior woman cumming would be one hell of a sight to see, too.
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>>14717952
Im gonna bog my self in the wordpress and read some shit
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>>14717953
The Legendary Amazonian Jinko of legend?

The one who screams your name mid-coitus even when not engaged in sex?
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>>14717953
But she didn't even count to one hundred! I'm gonna stop playing hide and seek with her if she can't follow the rules.
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>>14717959
I prefer his second, more emotional theme, compared to the one you hear on his first 4 fights.

RGG 0 was by far the best one in the series, and waiting until 2017 for the localization is killing me, since I'm still learning Jap.
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I want to barge into the home of the greatest ever rapist monstergirl and announce to her brashly that I am impossible to rape.
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>>14717983
With Vengeance probably takes the cake as my favorite boss theme though, even if likely won't reappear in later games.
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>>14717992
What if she rapes you?
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>>14718002
he just said he is impossible to rape
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>>14718005
But what if he's wrong?
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>>14717992
You are already raped.
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>>14718007
Anon you can't rape the willing.
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>>14717997
While not really a boss theme on its own, I really dig Reign. Probably because of the context it's attached to more than any musical reasons.
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>>14718002
She will. And then I'll take out my phone and play for her a previously recorded youtube video of me publicly announcing my consent to sexual relations with her. Then I'll give her the smuggest grin she's ever seen.
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>>14718012
Funny thing about Reign is that the install screen version is different from the in-game version.
Just like Turning Point from Kiwami. Though in Kiwami's case I wonder why we didn't get a remix of For Who's Sake as the install theme.
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Uh oh! Looks like the monkey paw you used to wish your waifu into reality lived up to the stories and gave your waifu a horrid /d/-tier fetish! Also she has all the magic needed to make the fetish come true in real life and in cases where it may be fatal, prevent you from being harmed (physically, anyway).

As usual, if you don't have a favourite monster girl click here:

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

Roll 1d10:

1:re-roll this dice plus an additional dice, waifu has both fetishes
2:watersports
3:diaper
4:transformation
5:giantess
6:odour/sweat
7:vore
8:unbirth
9:scat
10:You get to pick one of the above
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>>14718022
Fuck that noise, and your shitty roll.
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>>14718022
>Scat
Just kill me.
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>>14718022
>lilim
>10
HA! I pick 5, endless food for my corruption boner!
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>>14718031
>>14718034
>replying
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>>14718022
>Hellhound with a watersports fetish
Eh, could be worse.
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>>14718036
fuck you i am bored and to laze to start a convo
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>>14718022
Nigga, next time add the roll link.

Anyways, it rolled 1, so two re-rolls for me with one ending up transformation (what's that even supposed to be?) and the other a pick of my choice, so I'm choosing harmless fetish for sweat/odour. Give me some cute sniffer.
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>>14718022
>Hellhound with a vore fetish

This bitch is in serious heat
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>>14718022
The only winning move is not to play.
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>>14718022
Hmm...

I opt not to use the monkey paw at all.
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>>14717953
So will I soon.
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>At the retirement concert of an enormously popular siren, she had her husband thrust into her from behind while mixing in moans and gasps as she sang, causing the hundreds of couples gathered to all have sex. It was said to be the greatest concert in monster history.
>Greatest concert in monster history

Where does the degeneracy end, where does the poor taste end!?
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>>14718055
I haven't her get posted on a while,
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>>14718067
That isn't a monstergirl.
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>>14718055
Wife soft is the best soft!


I want to bury my face in Miia's soft and blow raspberries
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>>14718022
>Mindflayer
>Odor and unbirth

Well, could be worst and since she has no bones the unbirth thing shouldn't be that bad
Sign me up, where is that monkey paw at?

>>14718067
Monster art is like abstract art, only the most refined of people can understand it
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>>14718022
This is why you get a nice human girl, who's only fetish is loving sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, with lots of handholding in between.
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>>14718022
Shirohebi with odour/sweat. Sounds pretty normal for a yan snake to me. Sign me up.
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>You and [insert your MG waifu here] have a dog
>You and her love this dog.
>It's the cornerstone of your relationship: in the early part of your marriage, it serves as a sort of pseudo-child before your daughters are born
>You both take it on walks daily, deed it well, buy it toys ETC
>It even sleeps at the foot of your bed
>One morning you wake up and are greeted with something unfamiliar
>"Ohaiyo~"
>Over night, your dog has Cu Sith'd

Wut do?
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>>14718110
We have a nice loyal meido now who's only salary is headpats and bacon, what's the problem?
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>>14718110
She's out as soon as my wife's pregnant.
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>>14718113
Dangit, also meant to reply >>14718078

Wife Softness is best softness
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>>14718110
De-furrification potion ASAP.
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>>14718110
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>>14718115
That's a fuck-ton of Wock cleavage. Got an imgur link to the full version?
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>>14718110
>deed it well
Well there's you're problem, Anon. Stop fucking your dog.
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>>14718118
That's the bonus Christmas pic that'll come with the completed Calendar, when the Calendar is finished

Have some more Soft Wocks
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>read Penywise's recent Dracolich
>such violence to Mantis'
>fucking ALBINO MANTIS' at that
Holy shit Peny, go seek help. You're fucked up in the head m8.
If that's how it was going to be you could have at least turn it around and make some shitty centipedes go down instead.

Putting that aside, I like it. 'Cautiously like' for now, as I'm too used to getting disappointed after initially charmed. But it pulled some strings and I'll be looking forward to continuation.
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>>14718120
I can't wait in that regard.
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>>14718110
ask if lich waifu can de-furry it with magic.
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>>14718110
>>14718116

This. Subtly. In her food when she isn't looking.

Then tag-team her with the wife.
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>>14718120
>>14718115
Soft Wocks are nice

Soft Sneks are also nice

I'm really looking forward to seeing my soft Snek and your soft Wock together in the same picture with a soft Gazer
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>>14718135
>You're too poor to join the Xtreem waifu club
Goddammit.
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>>14718124
>>14718124
>ALBINO MANTIS

There are actually some beautiful, naturally white Mantises out there, some of them even have pretty silver eyes
Using an albino one is kind of a waste
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>>14718067
Is that actually from an MGE entry, because I'm not sure what is more unbelievable about it - that monsters considered someone going horribly off key to be the best singing ever, or that a Japanese guy wrote something where an idol singer was praised for being inpure on stage.
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>>14718022
>manticore with a giantess and unbirth fetish
>DBZ's Cell tail-vore scene apparently claimed victims among monstergirls too

A-at least they make sense together I guess. As long as she's up for normal stuff too I guess I'll take it, better than nothing right?
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>>14718022
>people are actually responding unironically to this.
Does this mean you can literally make a roll about anything here as long as monstergirls are involved, because fuck me.
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>>14718147
>manticore
>giantess and unbirth
Man you should just kill yourself now.
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>>14718143
Eh, I used the word for conciseness. They're described as white, so just as close to what you've noted.
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>>14718140
you don't have to have money, you just have to be dedicated
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>>14718135
Soft cute waifus doing soft cute waifu things.

>>14718140
It's not about money, just dedication to your waifu. Also the fact the three of us know each other outside the thread helps make these group waifu pics happen.
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>>14718155
You're all from Finland and were in the military together aren't you?
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>>14718151
Well to be frank I'd rather have my MG waifu with those fetishes than not have her at all. I mean, I'd imagine she'd split 50/50 so half the time we'd be doing things more in my tastes.
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>>14718161
No, we're In waifu-holics anonymous

We see each other every week for our WA meeting

We help each other cope with not being with our waifus
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>>14718150
I think he managed to make it a tiny bit on the acceptable side, and so most went along for shit & giggles.
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>>14718169
Dunno why, but i find that neet stare extremely charming.
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>>14718169
That kejourou is a cutie and quite the beauty. I want to spoon her while she snuggles into me, allowing her to relax and fall asleep to my scalp massages. When she eventually wakes up, I want to as her how she slept last night and if I helped her relax more, only for her to cuddle me and wrap me up saying thank you, your massage felt wonderful.
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>>14718207
What a shit Hellhound 0/10 would not waifu'd
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>>14718207
I want to bully this tubby.
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>>14718207
>Make her bend over and watch her skirt ride up
>Blatantly stare at her nipples poking trough the fabric
>Get her frustrated and watch as a button snaps off her shirt
>Tell her I like the look of the fabric squeezing her curves before I bend her over the nearest object to claim her
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>>14718213
For what reason do you not like that hound?
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>>14718207
>Would you bully this hellhound with ill-fitting clothes?
nope, I'd just put a dog cone on her.
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>>14718216
>Make her bend over and watch her skirt ride up
>This reveals her panties
>Plain white panties befitting of a virgin
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>>14718217
She has no confidence. I like hellhounds acting more like hellhounds.
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>>14718207
I wouldn't let her take them off, just hike the skirt up and start ass fucking her.
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>>14718223
>Plain white panties befitting of a virgin
is that how it works?
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>>14718226
If you bully her enough she'll snap and get angry, filled with new-found confidence.

Won't you do your part?
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>>14718233
I don't bully, that's for faggots.
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>>14718221
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>>14718235
>not being a bully

Fucking what?
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>>14718242
>Being a bully
Karma's a bitch and I hope it fucks you in the ass
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>>14718231
Yes.

Non virgins can't wear white panties as it'd stain with all the blood/semen/smegma/urine/vaginal discharge flowing freely due to lack of a hymen.
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>>14718249
>kejourou
that doesnt sound right
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>>14718248
Whatever kiddo, I bet karma will help a lot when I'm bullying your imouto and/or daughteru.
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>>14718248
>He doesn't want to get pegged by Karma girl
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>>14718235
It's bully or be bullied.
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>>14718263
>that detail in the wet panties
Ohh my.
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>>14718271
>>14718263
How is it for women to get wet? I assume this isn't the best place to ask, all things considered.

Is the threshold generally low?
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What things would you do to a Cheshires ass?
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>>14718282
Who cares about those human women, all you need to know is that most MGs are either always wet or get wet the instant they spot a potential mate
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>>14718282
Could you ask that again with better grammar? I can't tell what you're asking.
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>>14718254
>Mother Base Mascot.jpg
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>>14718310
Give it a massage, along with her entire body.

Talking of that, second story from MonsterMasseur when?
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>>14718310
Stroke it, especially with cold hands.
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>>14718282
if you want to know , go and make a thread about it in r9k or soc or whatever.
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>>14718254
>welcome to mother base, here's your complimentary loli
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>>14718146
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Siren

>>14718077
Good eye anon...
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>>14718124
>Such violence.
Really? I mean it was a pretty visceral, life or death situation. Did it come across as gratuitous? And shitty centipedes did go down, it just happened off screen before Mirai ran into the dragon. Thanks for the feed back though. If I did go overboard in context to other stuff in the same setting like Rusalka, lemme know.
>>
>Decide to move to Zipangu
>Get a nice house in a small village near a big city
>Walking through the streets to get used to the village
>Suddenly spot a Shirohebi getting bullied by some stupid kids
>Help her out and scorn the kids
>She's too shy to say anything
>About to leave when she mutters something
>Couldn't hear it
>Smile at her and leave
>Start to feel a burning sensation in my crotch
>Grow a painful boner
>Each step makes the feeling more uncomfortable
>Finally realize what happened
>TFW you get cursed by a yandere Shirohebi
>TFW there is no cure and you basically have to marry her

Yanderes are the worst
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>>14718489
>Yanderes are the best
ftfy
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>>14718489
The lovely girls at that nearby Fox Shrine might be able to remove the curse.
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>>14718489
>Shirohebi
>Curses

Wrong MG...
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>>14718489
It was for your own god. You could have been ruined by some trollop.
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>>14718489
>Yanderes are the worst
My brother
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>>14718489
What's wrong, Anon? you prefer to be abused and defiled by one of tHoSe WhOrEs?
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>>14718504
That fox looks pretty well off for a shrine maiden.

Just how many donations does her shrine get?
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>>14718489
At least you saved those stupid kids
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>>14718489
But why would she curse you without provocation? She didn't catch you talking to that cute nureonago or something, did she?
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>>14718400
that horse is dressed like captain krunch
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>>14718504
I want to bury my face in her...well guess.
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>>14718574
Tails?
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>>14718574
Fluffy tails?
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>>14718574
Tails? Breasts? Butt>? Thighs?
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>>14718574
Her big, soft, luscious fluffy tails?
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>>14718574
Tails? Me too, they look so fluffy!
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>>14718581
>>14718582
Right...that's what I meant.
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>>14718574
I found the girl for you anon.
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>>14718574
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/422973
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>>14718504
Foxes can be yandere too, can't they.
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>>14718171
Sounds gay.
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>>14718601
Not big enough for me.
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>>14718605
I suppose so, but what are the odds of running into two yanderes (both yan for you) on the same day?
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>>14718604
>you will never live in Ran's tails
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>>14718605
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>>14718611
It's Jap...I mean, Zipangu.

Odds are pretty high.
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>>14718609
Naga her tails are big and the fluffiest!

It's what you wanted wasn't it?
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>>14718628
I want my monster girls like I want my cake.

Fluffy, thick and covered in chocolate.
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>>14718628
How big can one go?
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>>14718638
You're welcome.
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>>14718022
>Anubis favourite
>Roll a 10

No matter what I pick, you'll still judge me.
I pick diapers. It's mutually exclusive from scat and watersports, so it's clean, and I'm fine with it. Plus, that's gotta be embarrassing as hell for her.
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>>14718651
Now that's what I'm talking about.
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>>14718638
>covered in chocolate.
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>>14718638
That sounds messy.
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>>14718044
...and suddenly I'm seriously imagining the average sized person with a vore fetish attempting to practice it.

>Hellhound tries to into vore with her husband.
>Best she can manage is hickeys, finger suckling, and deep love bites.
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>>14718671
Only if you don't lick it up.
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I thought fox girls were pure but it turns out they'll let anyone play with their tails, not only that but they also cover themselves in chocolate
What a bunch of sluts

I'll just go to the Crow Tengu monastery, at least they have some decency there
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>>14718672
You'd probably be screwed if it was a lamia.

But yeah, put aside deviant-tier distension and jaw-dislocation, and you're just left with a hellhound who'll nibble you all over and suck on your fingers a whole lot.
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>>14718624
so I just found that comic.
wow, did that get really depressing out of nowhere.
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>>14718691
she brought it on herself.
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>>14718691
Shrine loli kitsune had a hard life.
All she needs is a partner who'll stick with her and guide her to make good decisions.
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>>14718691
Now she has spend several centuries/decades in time-out with some lesbo she loathes.
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>>14717507
Now I want to see the second half...
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>>14718710
eh?
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>>14718730
Didn't you read the continuation? She's trapped on a desert island with a tropical, brown fox loli who she's known from way back.
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>>14718739
yeah but i didn't know she hated her.
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>>14718730
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>>14718745
I don't read moon, but I don't remember her hating the tropical fox loli either. She just makes that surprised "O" face at everything.
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Oh dear, what fat thighs
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>>14718789
>She'll never sit on your face and roll her hips around
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>>14718804
If she won't sit on my face, then I'll just have to take matters, and those thighs, into my own hands.

And I know this is an anubis, but it's the closest thing I have.
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I felt like sharing this with you folks, because it's hilarious.

https://twitter.com/megaman109/status/695603337299791873
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>>14718818
Best hentai artist ever.
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>>14718818
>calls Fakku "like fuck"
>one of his sons is a scatfag
My sides.
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>>14718826
Fakku is shit though
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>>14718818
>'The last one is my punishment.'
Oh lord.
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>>14718830
I know.
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>anooooon~
>anooooooooon~
>I know you're in there
>the police aren't coming, anon. It's just us tonight.
>I just want a hug...
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>>14718818
>gun control
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>>14718836
Put the roque mallet down, Jacqueline. Put it down.
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>>14718836
>Police come
>"Please sir let her in she just wants to hug you"
>"Also we'd like hugs too, you should let us all inside."
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>>14718837
I wanna take my waifu to the shooting range
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>>14718836
The ass better be fat.
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>>14718836
Oh please. You and I both know it won't end at "just a hug"
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>>14717782
>moe
Also the plot of Drakengard.
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>>14718850
>Being a range peasant

Landed gentry master race.
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>>14718818
What a national treasure.
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I want it.

http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10370534
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Can anyanon recommend a writefag that has storie(s) with a wimpy anon/oc being claimed/loved by a dominant MG?
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>>14718872
You mean 90% of all stories?
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>>14718871
Thanks for reminding me that I need to order lube

Also fuckin' buy it
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>>14717827
The dice are cursed, we buy better dice.
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>>14718880
Yup, ordered it. Along with the MG 2.0 Freedom, but that's a totally different thing.
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>>14718871
Overlord had the best maids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T2NgQse8Iw
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>>14717827
Probably find someone to tutor her so she can one day beat me fair and square.
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>>14718872
http://pastebin.com/hUpBNqCw
http://pastebin.com/mU1TBZUq
http://pastebin.com/7RrJtCER
http://pastebin.com/NP0aHTAj
http://pastebin.com/cSGesYS5
The "wimpy" part may be debatable for most of these.
>>14718879
That's a bit of a generalization, I actually had a hard time finding stuff that met his criteria 100%
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I want to get aggressively mounted by a loli foxgirl!
I want to see her initial discomfort turn to pleasure, and to see her tummy distend ever so slightly every time she bounces up and down!
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>>14718849
>Isolated mountain town
>the police are all yetis
>a serial hugger is dragging men away into the woods for the gentlest warmest hugs of their lives
>it's always too dark for the victims to accurately describe their attacker
>you're a big city detective sent in to help the investigation
>as the investigation continues, things don't add up
>evidence goes missing
>the police girls are too disinterested in the case
>one night, your house is broken into
>a monstergirl grabs you and tries to drag you off into the night
>by sheer luck, you manage to escape this powerful woman and run out into the street
>only to freeze in place
>a group of yetis are all smiling warmly at you outside
>you recognize all of them
>it's the police force
>a strong paw carefully wraps around you from behind
>you peer over your shoulder and get a good look at the monster who invaded your home
>it's the town sheriff
>"It's cold out here, anon. Lets all go somewhere quiet and warm up."
>you're never seen again, nor is the sheriff
>everyone denies that you ever arrived in the town, but the civilian townspeople seem afraid of something
>whatever it is they just won't talk
>and when the local police are asked about their sheriff, they simply smile and say
>"Oh, she's on her honeymoon"
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>>14717077
Remove those silly gender symbols on her outfit and tell her she's just a succubus.
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>>14718894
Much appreciated.
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>>14718894
>That's a bit of a generalization
Fair, if we're actually aiming for a 100% match, it would be a lot less.
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I want a tanuki to laugh at my tiny bank account
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>>14718911
Then she pulls out her own and shows you how big a REAL bank account is?
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>>14718911
>implying bushy tail merchant would be happy about less shekels
Fucking boyim.
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>>14718911
Well too bad, you're going to have to settle for her laughing at your dick instead.
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>>14718911
So if I was incredibly rich I'd have a group of short Tanuki women following me around and flirting with me?
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>>14718925

Yes.
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>>14718894
>That dullahan greentext
We need more monstergirls molesting unsuspecting human boys on public transportation.
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>>14718896
Good goddamn taste anon. I'd that to a loli Anubis.
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>>14718916
>A Tankuki will never be your sugar momma
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>Ayy bayy, you want sum sucky fuck?
>you like my tayy, bayy? It fucks good bro.
>You cum lots and feel good, aay?
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>>14718940
Seconded.
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>>14718950
SPLOOSH
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>>14718950
This is infuriating for several reasons.
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>>14718950
MEMES WERE A MISTAKE.
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>>14718960
Porch tiggers, man. They suck.

Literally.
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>>14718952
Angry forced breastfeeding makes me diamonds.
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>>14718899
For the Greater Good.
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>>14718979
Talk about Hot Fuzz, am I right?

...I'll go now.
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>>14718899
The serial hugger wasn't a single Yeti all along.
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>>14718911
I had 97 cents in my bank account for 3 years before I finally closed it out.
>mfw I actually walked into the bank and said "I'm here to get my millions"
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How much would you tease your uptight Anubis boss if you found out secretly writes cheesy romance novels under a pen name in her spare time?
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>>14719009
Oh so very, very much.

I'd keep it a secret for her, on the condition she lets me get away with reading them and teasing her about them.
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>>14719009
As much as possible in the name of tenderly fucking her over it
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>>14719009
I and many other here write terrible smut under an alias in our free time.
Who the fuck am I to judge?
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>Final Backer-Designed character for Shantae
>It's a red-headed, twin-tailed lamia who teaches belly dances

Clearly more than a few MG-Lovers backed this game.
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>>14719009
Is it a story of forbidden romance between a lowly worker who shares your name, and a high-ranking Anubis?
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>>14719009
I'd see if I can get away with making slight references so she knows I know.
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>>14719025
That was pretty apparent from the get-go.
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>>14719025

I like that design for the slime girl enemy
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>>14718982
The joke works on so many levels. Just like the movie.
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>>14719009
I'd come into work, loudly announce "HI, SET69ER, I LOVED THE LAST CHAPTER OF 'THE HORNY SLAVE BOY'" Then sit down at my desk and carry on like nothing ever happened.
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>>14719034
>"A-Anon my love. We cannot be together... The Pharaoh forbids it!"
>"To hell with the Pharaoh! My heart belongs to you, the most beautiful of Set's daughters!"
>"Oh Anon! Take me now! On top of this Pyramid!~"

Hahahaha, I can't believe she wrote this!
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>>14717298
Oh, you know. A crime group run by a scarred nine tailed kumiho that hates men with a passion being infiltrated by a police officer going deep undercover only to find that there are dozens of kumiho working in it, and he's the plaything of the boss's grand-daughter. He'd need to try and get information out without the fox women eating and/or killing him at a moments notice by keeping his new mistress happy. Though, it sounded edgier in my head.
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>>14719019
But anon, you don't understand. She's the type that thinks hand holding is lewd and gets mad when she sees anything romantic happening infront of her. A super prude of sorts, she never wanted anyone to know what she's really like.
>>14719034
An suspiciously similar name yes.
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>>14717298
There's this world of monstergirls who rape humanity all day and they brainwash you into liking it and sometimes they make normal women just like them.
The thread would hate it so I wisely decided against writing it.
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>>14719069
That's my fetish
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>>14719078
I just want to sneak up behind her and ruffle her big fluffy tail.
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>>14719069
So in other words I'm not allowed to enter her office with my cock out and carry on like normal?
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>>14719075
Do they monsterize the women or do they just turn them into rapists?
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>>14719075
Ha
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>>14719009
I would only ever refer to her in a way that would allow her to instantly know that I know, while at the same time making coworkers think I've just given her a dumb nickname because I'm trying to get fired.
Whenever she tried to talk to me, I would respond with lines from her novels that fit the context of the conversation.
And when it's just the two of us in a room, I'd tell her that I actually enjoy reading them.
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>>14719117
>Anon's guide to sending Anubis to Fuckville
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Oh no! A madman has created the ultimate Kiki and it has broken lose! The rapid sound of a sweeping broom can be rapidly heard getting closer!

What do you do?
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>>14719164
Oh instead of DRR DRR DRR...

it's SWP SWP SWP?
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>>14719164
Nothing because it's a boring maid and not really a monster.
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>>14719164

Lock the doors and barricade the windows
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>>14719164
Offer her a baggie of Mrs. Field's chocolate chip cookies hot and fresh from the oven.
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>>14719164
Assure the Shoggoth that they're harmless and we can just tell her the job's taken and ask her leave.

Listen to her say "Just in case, I'm activating the perimeter defenses."

I don't think she likes people that want to take work from her.
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>>14719164
HIDE THE CABBAGES!
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>>14719164
Become one with the garbage so that I have enough power to make her dirty
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>>14719164
Pat her head and prepare for oncoming storm.
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>>14719182
Aw shit, I've seen this before.
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>>14719164
Overclock the roombas.

>>14719182
Will you take on the name "The Trashman"?
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>>14719164
Well, I guess she can do the dishes or something.
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>>14718896
>I want to see her initial discomfort turn to pleasure, and to see her tummy distend ever so slightly every time she bounces up and down!

Sublime. That moment of discomfort turning into utter pleasure as they get used to it is the best.

>>14719009
I'd post comments on her forum telling her how much I adore her work. I'd make a habit of it, praising and criticising, but always remaining anonymous.
Over the course of months, I'd start to talk with her over an instant messenger, staying up late and just generally bonding, telling her stuff I'd never tell anyone in reality, and listening to her talk about all her secrets.
Then, I'd ask her a work related question out of the blue. Something generic, like "So what time are you coming into Fluff Finances tomorrow?" or similar. Utterly vague, but something which would let her know without a doubt that I know who she is.
I'd leave her with that overnight. It's probably be terrifying for her. Like that pit of dread in the bottom of your stomach when you've done something terrible, and you're just waiting for the dagger to drop.
Then, that morning at work, I'd come up to her, and ask her, "Hey Boss. When's the next chapter of Slave To Seduction?"

I guess I could afford to play it by ear at that point.
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>>14718896
>I want to get aggressively mounted by a loli foxgirl!
>not being the mounter
>not lightly biting her ear and having the tail brush against you
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>>14719225
sure, but I really hate wine though.
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>>14719225
I want to stay inside and never come out.

I don't want the monsters to get me.
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>>14719170
>>14719201
As you ponder this, you suddenly notice your house is entirely clean, your clothes washed and dinner prepared!

The SWP SWP SWP sound seems to have dissapeared.
>>14719173
>>14719181
Before you can act, you suddenly notice your house is entirely clean, your clothes washed and dinner prepared!

>>14719179
As you tell your Shoggoth this, you can't help but notice that her uniform suddenly appears to be clean, just as the rest of your home. The traps around house however seem to have been removed, like they never existed.

>>14719178
As you ready your cookies you notice they are suddenly gone and your house suddenly clean!

You find a note placed next to your tray of used-to-be cookies, it states: 'They were delicious, Master.'

>>14719185
Your surroundings suddenly shift, your vision flickers as what seems is a thousand brooms cleaning your surroundings.
You suddenly find yourself in your own bed, hugging and headpatting a rather colorfull Kiki.
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>>14719172
>It's a "Contrarian that needlessly hates one of the best, most popular girls" poster
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>>14719075
Well played
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>>14719237
I don't dislike kikis out of contrariness.
I dislike them because they're barely monstergirls, maid stuff is boring, and they have nothing else going for them.

Battle maid kikis are alright though.
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>>14719233
>Before you can act, you suddenly notice your house is entirely clean, your clothes washed and dinner prepared!

You don't understand, you fool! Cabbage soup for kikis is like spinach for popeye. And now that she's made dinner, I can't tell her not to join me. It would be rude! She's going to be completely unstoppable. Even a lilim couldn't stand up to her now.

I'll have to cuddle her, to keep her from cleaning the whole world until there's nothing left but lemon-scented memories of mud and grass stains.
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>>14719255
I echoed you faithfully in the last thread, and I will once again agree that this man is not alone in this objection to kikis.
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>>14719255
Slavic wolf harpies are never boring.
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>>14719263
>>14719255
Same but for a different reason. I hate subservient women. I'd rather have someone who's independent and can live 5 minutes without trying to please me like I'm the center of the universe.

Like bitch at least knock on the door I'm trying to play eggscorn goddamn shit fuck.
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>>14719271
This too, definitely. I much prefer a girl who can live for herself, and has some independence and self agency. It's just more appealing.
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>>14719075
Sounds shit.
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>>14719278
>>14719271
Are you fuckers retarded? They lie to please but that doesn't mean they're dependent let alone reliant on anyone.
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>>14719233
what is this power? how can such a being ever exist?
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>>14718817
Sweet damn, that picture gets me every time.
I just want to stick my face in there like a man dying of thirst sticks his head in a desert oasis. I want to fall asleep on top of those pillows, arms wrapped around her thighs.
It'd probably be a little awkward for her, though.
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>>14719313
It's not that. Their entire purpose is to live for someone else. That's their thing. Their shtick.
It's not so much that they're reliant on someone else; they're reliant on having someone else rely on them.
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>>14719313
Honestly, it feels like we've had this discussion before. I think I even made the same argument as you.
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>>14719330
Facesitting is pretty goddamn awkward unless you're on top; having someone wiggle their face between your cheeks is about as pleasurable as having someone tickle your feet and say "goochi-goochi-goo".
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>>14719313
>They lie to please but that doesn't mean they're dependent let alone reliant on anyone.

They literally cannot live in the wild.
THERE ARE NO WILD KIKIS
They are utterly dependent on someone else building a house - preferably a mansion - and then sneaking in like some squatter who's scared of the cold and the rain, to offer their chastity and manual-labour abilities in the hope that a big strong affluent man will continue to provide this roof over their head.
Kikimoras are literally parasites.

And hey, I don't mind people liking that - my favourite monstergirl is a liquid spermivore who'll dehydrate into a blueberry-scented crusty film if she goes too long without an oral creampie. But at the same time don't pretend your illegal Slavic immigrant maid is a Stronk Powerful Womyn Who Don't Need No Man, because of all the monsters, she kinda needs him the most.
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>>14719271
Translation:

>I want a dominant and independent MG who just so happens to do everything I want her to, and do it exactly in the way that I wish, which is totally not the same thing as a submissive MG.
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>>14719353
That translation is worse than the official one for Xenoblade X.
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>>14719353
That's the opposite of what I said, your translating skills need work anon-kun.

Though considering the attitude and stance you're taking, I'll do the same meme at you:
>Translation:
>Stop disliking what I like!
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>>14719360
In fall fairness, you hear too many anons actually doing that, though. Wanting to be dominated and expect the only be orders of "have sex with me" "get cuddled" etc. And not stuff, like, clean the house, take out the trash, etc.
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>>14717663
An edgelord writefaggot and who knows why, he included that story element just because he could.
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>>14719372
He's not even one of ours, so who cares. The man is on a site most of us want nothing to do with in the first place.
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>>14719368
There's a big difference between a sub/dom relationship in the bedroom, and the relationship outside the bedroom. Traditionally, anyway.

If your monstergirl is 100% sex, I suppose that justifies thinking about them as always being in sub/dom bedroom mode.
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>>14719351
>parasites

More like mutualists or commensalists.

Parasites just drain the host, the other two have degrees to which they reimburse the host, either partially, or wholly, in one form or another.

I wouldn't bother bringing it up, but after weeks of having it hammered into my brainmeats, it's kinda a reflexive response.
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>>14719368
>And not stuff, like, clean the house, take out the trash, etc.
Well unless you're writing an MGC story, most monstergirls live in a ditch in the woods, so it's not like there are hefty housecleaning duties associated with such lodgings?
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>>14719377
He originally started out here, just like most of the people on that website.
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>>14719345
Hence the last line.

Let's just forget all this, and pretend I said something about eating her out in that position. Followed by eating her out in every other position.
That way, everybody can enjoy it.
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>>14719351
>They literally cannot live in the wild.
A bunch of species are like this, are you dumb? How is that even a negative.
>THERE ARE NO WILD KIKIS
They are slavic house spirits, their existence is literally dependent on homes.
>They are utterly dependent on someone else building a house - preferably a mansion - and then sneaking in like some squatter who's scared of the cold and the rain, to offer their chastity and manual-labour abilities in the hope that a big strong affluent man will continue to provide this roof over their head.
This is still dumb, but no, that's not how the relationship works. Kikis look for men of good characters and mold them into men of high stature through their love and care. They don't leech off rich dudes, they make good men great. EVEN IF they leeched off rich dudes, it wouldn't be leeching considering all the work they do.
>Kikimoras are literally parasites.
Right, so the girl who cooks, cleans, fucks, and serves in every possible way is a parasite, but succubi who're in it for the cum or Will O' Wisps who seek men out of spite aren't? Come the fuck on.
>And hey, I don't mind people liking that - my favorite monstergirl is a liquid spermivore who'll dehydrate into a blueberry-scented crusty film if she goes too long without an oral creampie. But at the same time don't pretend your illegal Slavic immigrant maid is a Stronk Powerful Womyn Who Don't Need No Man, because of all the monsters, she kinda needs him the most.
You CANNOT make this shit up. You're giving kikis shit when your waifu is a fucking slime, a creature with subhuman IQ that needs sperm to live? Come on.
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>>14719255
This. This so much.
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>>14719368
>clean the house, take out the trash
Not all dom/sub relationships leave the bedroom. Even if they do, that doesn't mean you'll do that sort thing.
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>>14719255
>maid stuff is boring
maybey its not so exciting
but maybey some of us just want comfy?
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>>14719385
>succubi who're in it for the cum
Stop spreading lies. Succubutts want love too.
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>>14719382
Nah. You're remembering people reposting his art, stories and stuff here. He postdates the old IRC gang setting up shop elsewhere.
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>>14719351
>my favourite monstergirl is a liquid spermivore who'll dehydrate into a blueberry-scented crusty film if she goes too long without an oral creampie.

I liked your soup kitchen story.
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Fuck, I want to shower with an alp.
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>>14719385
>a fucking slime, a creature with subhuman IQ that needs sperm to live? Come on.
Hey now, that's offensive to slimes. What did they ever do to you?
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>>14719401
Me too. I'd give extra attention to her spadetail and buttwings that she has difficulty reaching and listen to her little yelps and squeaks as I scrub them clean.
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>>14719401
I wanna game with an alp.
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>>14719411
I'd reminisce with them about the time they were a fucking huge guy with hairy arms as I soap up her massive tits and spend way too long on them.
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>>14719385
>A bunch of species are like this, are you dumb?
Name 3.
>How is that even a negative.
Because this is the monstergirl general, not the housekeeper general
>They are slavic house spirits, their existence is literally dependent on homes.
QED?
> They don't leech off rich dudes, they make good men great.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, gold-digger doublethink 101. "I cook and clean and drop my skirts for my rich beau! So I EARNED the right to unilaterally move into his mansion without asking permission"
> You're giving kikis shit when your waifu is a fucking slime, a creature with subhuman IQ that needs sperm to live? Come on.
I hold my hands up and accept that she's a retarded leech, but I love her anyway. You, conversely, insist that Kiki A Good Girl She Dindu Nuffin! Despite the fact that she broke into your house and whored herself out for food and board like a common Hispanic.

I'm not asking you to hate her. I'm asking for you to love her for what she is. Even the bad parts.
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>>14719415
I bet an alp would find a way to do both at once. She can use her hands to hold the waterproofed 3DS while her spadetail does the actual cleaning.
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>>14719418
This is the gayest questionably straight thing I've read today.
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>>14719421
>Despite the fact that she broke into your house and whored herself out for food and board like a common Hispanic.
I think you have a misconception about Kikis, they don't break into your house, they just come to you and offer their services, if you accept or not is up to you.

Thing is, the entry never mentions what happens if you reject her, they always assume you do accept, who wouldn't accept someone who cleans their stuff for free anyways?
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>>14719418
>huge guy with hairy arms
Fags only alp if they want to though, and I highly doubt a bear power top would want to lose his penis.
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>>14719439
>who wouldn't accept someone who cleans their stuff for free anyways?
in the mge world it pays to be suspicious
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>>14719439
The entry says they just appear in the homes of diligent dudes, so uh, the phrasing there is obviously ambiguous to the point where neither interpretation is wrong.

Like dude have you seen what actual kikimoras, the monster these girls are based on, do? They don't look for ads on the newspaper to get hired that's all I'm sayin'.
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>>14719451
I think the real Kikimoras kill you if you aren't diligent, so yeah, judging them by their real counterpart is not exactly fair.
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>>14719439
>>14719454

>I think you have a misconception about Kikis, they don't break into your house, they just come to you and offer their services, if you accept or not is up to you.

On re-reading the profile it doesn't say that they offer their services and give you the chance to say "Fuck off". But, fair point, it doesn't say they unilaterally start cleaning and you can't shoo them away either. I guess I just always assumed the latter, but it's not actually clear either way.

Although if I'm honest the fact that they'd just break in and start cleaning was the one part I liked about them. It is at least SORT OF assertive. Other monstergirls push you down and rape you and you don't get a say, whereas kikis pushed you down and ironed your clothes and you don't get a say. But if they don't even do that, just kinda show up with a resume and look at you hopefully, then they're even less assertive than I thought they were and they slide further down my list.

Eh, I kinda feel that this is, despite my best intentions, straying into Stop Liking What I Don't Like Territory. So I will give up and stop hatin' on other people's waifus. If you like her, that's your business, fine.
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>>14719463
Fair enough.
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And now I have finished angry axe-grinding against poor defenceless maidos:
>>14719399
Thanks mane, it's my personal favourite
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We need a change of pace.

More Hellhounds.
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>>14719396
I don't know, my memory's hazy these days. I don't even really care about the retarded schism between the IRC groups because that's namefags being namefags. I just want to love monstergirls, damnit.
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>>14719478
En route
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>>14719478
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>>14719475
>personal favourite
Seriously? It really hasn't stood the test of time, man; it's completely blown out of the water by your later work. Even for me reading over it elicits more nervous laughter than enjoyment.
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>>14719478
go fuck yourself we just finished talking about the OTHER most overplayed overrated species

let's talk about loli swimsuit fish instead, and why they, much like wendigos, are better suited for ara ara duty
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>>14719487
I want a busty Sahuagin to give me a humdinger.
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>>14719478
I agree. More hellhounds. Hellhound subtypes. Hellhounds who shoot fireworks instead of hellfire, and streams of sparkles from their eyes.
Hellhound-Wight hybrids with ghostly claws superimposed upon their physical ones, ethereal fire that trails in their wake, and eyes as deep and mysterious as the entire afterlife itself.
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>>14719487
>are better suited for ara ara duty

What are those crazy fish people in DnD that worship the chaos gods? I think they'd be a good model for flatfish all grown up.
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>>14719478
ALL HOUND EVERYTHING
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>>14719487
I disagree, sukumizu does not suit cowtits
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>>14719497
THEN... IF THE WORLD DOES NOT BECOME US, WE MUST BECOME THE WORLD, AND TAKE OFF THE SUKUMIZU!
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>>14719487
I want to have an emotional standoff between me, a Sahuagin and a Mantis!
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>>14719502
>TAKE OFF THE SUKUMIZU
HERESY
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>>14719487
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>>14719497
I just want more one piece swimsuits in general. And more girls with guns
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>>14719512
I present to you, an elin.
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>>14719507
That's a high saturation of "jiiii~"
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>>14719518
Lolis shouldn't be this lewd
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>>14719421
>Name 3.

I'll do more than that.

>Lich
>Kobold
>Living Doll
>Ren Xiongmao
>Nureonago
>Pharaoh
>Shoggoth
>Shirohebi

The list goes on and fucking on, are you trolling?

>Because this is the monstergirl general, not the housekeeper general
The kikimora is a monster that helps homes and their residents.
>QED?
They are LITERALLY house spirits, look it up. They literally exist solely in homes.
>"(The Kikimora) is a legendary creature, a female house spirit in Slavic (especially Eastern) mythology. Her role in the house is usually juxtaposed with that of the domovoy, whereas one of them is considered a "bad" spirit, and the other, a "good" one. When the kikimora inhabits a house, she lives behind the stove or in the cellar, and usually produces noises similar to those made by the mice in order to obtain food. Kikimory (in plural) were the first traditional explanation for sleep paralysis in Russian folklore."
Note the "good" part.

>Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, gold-digger doublethink 101. "I cook and clean and drop my skirts for my rich beau! So I EARNED the right to unilaterally move into his mansion without asking permission"
You're just making this shit up, you're fucking stupid.
>"A type of beastmen that serve human men and receive spirit energy as a reward. They mainly appear in the homes of working men"
Appear doesn't mean like "poof" magically popping into a home, in means "are generally found in" like a hellhound might appear in a cave, or a lich a castle. Again, note "working man." Not rich dude to leech off of, WORKING MAN, AKA someone not yet rich.

>Despite the fact that she broke into your house and whored herself out for food and board like a common Hispanic.
Did you miss the part about never attacking men and being the most subtle of all monsters? Were she asked to leave by her master, she would.
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>>14719523
Elins are faux lolis anyways. They're cumdump servants of the cumdump god
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>>14719486
Well, I guess think of it like this: would you prefer a semi-competent story about your giga-boner-fuel waifu, or story that was somewhat more technically competent but in which your waifu made no appearance?

Writefags are as biased towards our particular sick fetishes as anyone else.
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>>14719482
Not a fan of the fur colour, but I love the purple tone to her skin. And the cheerful expression. A happy hellhound is something to be cherished.

>>14719518
I love elins, and those thighs are downright holy, but that general anatomy looks off. Her neck, and mostly the curve of her spine doesn't seem at all right.
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>>14719512
And if you would like some white swimsuits, have this Freddy too.
>>14719523
You're right, they should be lewder.
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>>14719525
Not even him, but...

>Lich
>Ren Xiongmao
>Pharaoh
>Shirohebi

All of them possess incredible magical (Or in Ren Xiongmao's case, physical) capabilities.
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>>14719536
Have this apology elin with better anatomy.
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>>14719537
>>14719530
I don't know if I could handle a fauxli trying to get my dick, I would be ashamed to fuck anything that looked that young. I like big women.
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>>14719541
And a Kiki doesn't? A Ren Xiongmao is incredible for being a slut who can "talk good" but a kiki isn't despite being able to perceive every intricacy of a man's emotions and being able to cook and clean at an extrordinary level?

>They literally cannot live in the wild.
That's also not even what I was arguing either, nice goal-post shifting.
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>>14719548
That's better.
>translucent wet white swimsuit
>soaked, see-through stockings sticking to the skin
Much, much better.
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>>14719487
>are better suited for ara ara duty

A milfy sahuagin will never silently press her breasts into your face and fix her golden eyes on yours in wordless permission.

Why, God, why, did you curse us to live on this cruel monstergirl-free world?
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>>14719551
Thanks for the Jinko I didn't have yet
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>>14719576
This is blasphemy.
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>>14719552
Like I said, I'm not the guy you're arguing with. Still, going off "Living in the wild", I'll reconsider Pharaoh and Shirohebi, since the former wouldn't do much herself, just order whomever she might encounter in the wilds to care for her, and the latter is more group-dependent.

But a Lich or Ren Xiongmao? I'll maintain that they'd be perfectly capable of caring for themselves.
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>>14719561
>>14719548
Would be better still if she had dark skin.
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>>14719583
>But a Lich or Ren Xiongmao?
>Lich
literally a human with some magic
>Ren Xiongmao
Lazy cunt can't hunt, basically human too

How are either better suited for the wilds than a kiki?

>There are two different kinds of Kikimoras. The one that comes from the forest is married to the Domovoi. The other one comes from the swamp (Russian: кики́мора боло́тная) and is married to Leshy.
Some of them literally live in the wilds.

Have you ever read about them (on MGE or wikipedia) or are you just going off thread-canon like a dumb-ass? You clearly don't know what you're talking about.
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>succubus h-manga
>by Fue
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>>14719605
REALLY?!

I FUCKING LOVE FUE
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>>14719603
There are literally of thousands of shitty good spirits in folklore, don't act like your shitty slavshit is any better than shoe making elves or sicilian babes that come and make you pasta.
Kikis come to your house, clean shit than their monster mana makes you fuck them. That's all there is to it.
Shoggoths on the other hand slime about under the earth for millions of years, then pop up and want to be your bed.
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>>14719603
For the third fucking time, I'm not the guy you were arguing with. I don't care whether or not a kiki can live in the wilds.

I'm just saying that a Lich or Ren Xiongmao would be better suited, and don't make good examples for that list you threw up before. A Lich has infinite magical power, stick her in literal any situation, and she'd have 0 difficulty. Not to mention the fact that, as an undead, most survival concerns are irrelevant to her in the first place. And you can say a Ren Xiongmao is a "Lazy cunt", but the fact remains they have definite martial abilities. They're not so apathetic that they'd laze about until they starved; they would go and hunt down something if they really needed it.
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>>14719587
True. And tall, perky, emotive wolf ears. And fluffy paws, with shiny fur all slick and stuck to her arms.

But we take what we can get. For now, at least.
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>>14719622
Why are elins such filthy sluts?
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>>14719603
>literally a human with some magic
You're going full retard there, fucko.
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>>14719631
Well, there is a pic of an Anubis in a white, one-piece swimsuit, if that's what you're getting at.
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>>14719621
Tell me more about these Sicilian babes you speak of
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>>14719635
They just crave love like anyone else.
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>>14719643
shortstacks who speak in italian and hand gestures?
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>>14719635
They can't help it. Elins with figures as lovely as theirs require even more love than normal.

>>14719639
I don't think I remember that one. An actual MGE anubis?
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>>14719643
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donas_de_fuera

Like I said it's pretty generic. I only heard about them because of the witch hunting controversy. Peasants would wake to find their house clean or food on the table and tell others they'd been visited by good spirits and so on.
Then people would accuse them of not being good christians because spirits visited their homes, and then shot back that they wouldn't be blessed with good spirits if they weren't good christians. That's all really.
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>>14719621
>There are literally of thousands of shitty good spirits in folklore, don't act like your shitty slavshit is any better than shoe making elves or sicilian babes that come and make you pasta.
She is tho

>Kikis come to your house, clean shit than their monster mana makes you fuck them. That's all there is to it.
And? Even if that were the case, how is anything about that bad? If you're being reductive, you can say the same of every monster.
>Onis come to your house, get you drunk and make you fuck them. That's all there is to it.
>Flowkelps grab you on the beach, wraps you up and makes you fuck them. That's all there is to it.

>their monster mana makes you fuck them
This is up for debate. It's their pure aura and their cuteness that makes them irresistible to their master, or literally anyone who isn't a fag. They don't rape to get a man, they do it through their talents. That's more admirable than using brute force.

>Shoggoths on the other hand slime about under the earth for millions of years, then pop up and want to be your bed.
And? How does that effect a thing, one way or the other?

>>14719629
>For the third fucking time, I'm not the guy you were arguing with.
You're implying I ever thought you were.

> And you can say a Ren Xiongmao is a "Lazy cunt", but the fact remains they have definite martial abilities.
They don't. Literally hangs out in cities, eats bamboo, and fucks people. That's it.

Why is it even a problem if kikis couldn't handle themselves int he wild? No anon here could, most people can't is that a bad thing? Do you get mad at a Corgi for not being able to survive in the wilds like a wolf? Kikis are domestic monsters.

>>14719637
>"Powerful human sorceresses who changed into undead. "
Not really.
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>>14719605
>Succubus h-manga
>almost entirely fellatio
I mean, it's still good, but usually I tend to skip the foreplay.
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>>14719676
Fellatio/Mouthplay is kinda Fue's thing.
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>>14719670
It's not up for debate, it's clear as day.
The MGE entry says if you have a kiki, sooner or later you're going to fuck it no matter what. If that isn't mind rape magic I don't know what is.
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>>14719679
>pic 404'd

Anyone got this imgur'd?
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>>14719679
He should do a thing with MGE's Ghoul.
That's right up his alley.
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>>14719670
>Why is it even a problem if kikis couldn't handle themselves int he wild?
Because the monstegirl fetish is one of being dragged off a dark path by a feral rape-beast and used as her sexual release in between her day job of stalking through trees and rassling bears.

Or so I thought, but maybe it's about managing the household staff like you're fucking Downton Abbey, idk.
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>>14719666
>That fisherwife story
That moment when the portal to wonderland is in Sicily.
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>>14719689
Just look up Fue's shit, that's all I posted. I delete all my non-MG images
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>>14719676
>being surprised an h-manga about creatures that feed on cum and is written by fue focuses on oral
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>>14719700
Yeah.
Though, that's on me, as I maybe favorited only one of his works before, and didn't know he specialized in mouthplay.
But fuck, reading that second chapter's got me thinking good about lips too now.
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>>14719682
>It must be magic if a man wants to fuck a cute girl who earnestly loves him, cares for him, cleans for him, cooks for him, lives in house and would be grateful for dick
Seriously, fag? You need magic to want to fuck that?

>>14719693
>Because the monstegirl fetish is one of being dragged off a dark path by a feral rape-beast and used as her sexual release in between her day job of stalking through trees and rassling bears.
A. Who're you to say what monster girls are and aren't about? Are you also on board with the MGQ vore and ass-play stuff? Are the EMG girls not monster girls then? Are Futa MGs acceptable to you, so long as they drag you off a path and rape you? Fuck off.
B. There's tons of girls, even in MGE that don't fit that example. Unicorns, Titanias, Caith Sith, Cu Sith, Sea Bishop, Kobold, etc.

Your definition of "monster" is incredibly narrow, apparently.
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>>14719711
What if I'm already in love fag?
What if I'm accumulating interest on my virginity and some random kiki cashes in.
Not everyone wants to fuck a featherduster.
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>>14719695
Scilly is a wonderland in itself.
Just look at all the nice rocks, and all the goats too. Isn't this paradise?
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>>14719721
>What if I'm already in love fag?
KC has said that MGs respect monogamy, and even if that weren't the case, you're assuming that a kiki would even go after someone who already had a woman.

>What if I'm accumulating interest on my virginity and some random kiki cashes in.
If you really weren't interested, she wouldn't bother or would leave when asked. Also: I'll take pointless arguments for $500, Alex.

>Not everyone wants to fuck a featherduster.
You're right, homosexuals and or the mentally ill.
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>>14719670
>>"Powerful human sorceresses who changed into undead. "
Don't pull shit out of your ass, faggot. Profile doesn't say that anywhere. It does say this tho
>"Undead raised from the corpses of a few superior individuals such as royalty and heroes."

>Heroes
>Unable to look afterthemselves in the wilds
Even if you take the royalty rout
>"Oh, I'm hungry. Oh wait I don't need to eat. Oh, I'm tired. Oh wait I don't need safe shelter to sleep in. Oh, this thing is threatening me. Oh wait, I can just rips its soul out."
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>You will never thank one of your Imp assistants for bringing you a drink while you study.
>She will never completely overreact to the praise and immediately start daydreaming about her future marriage with you. Which she sees is the only logical next step.
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>>14719709
Wait til you read the gloryhole chapter
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>>14719733
>t a kiki would even go after someone who already had a woman.
do you think they would be aboved being hired just to make the wife jealous?
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>>14719741
You know that. Ignore everything my dumb ass just said
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>>14719746
That close-up on the onee-sans ass was the best part desu.
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>>14719711
>Your definition of "monster" is incredibly narrow, apparently.

Well half the argument has been "Kikis are barely monsters anyway", so... yes, I'll bite that bullet, I guess? For a given value of "narrow".

Kikis don't rape you and don't live in the spooky woods and barely have any non-human characteristics at all. Where does it end, anon? At this point you may as well just put a cat-ears headband on a humangirl and say "She's got cat ears ergo she's a monstergirl, don't hate on my waifu you silly boys :^) "
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Shut up about kikis and discuss the far superior maid, Nureonago.
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>>14719741
>Don't pull shit out of your ass, faggot. Profile doesn't say that anywhere. It does say this tho
Seriously, nigger?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lich
>"Powerful human sorceresses who changed into undead. There are also those who chose to become liches of their own accord in pursuit of eternal life and limitless knowledge."

Are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>14719747
What a kiki wants most is a respectable master to grow and develo, one she can form a relationship with. She'd never get that with a married guy.

>>14719756
>Well half the argument has been "Kikis are barely monsters anyway", so... yes, I'll bite that bullet, I guess? For a given value of "narrow"
They are literally monsters though, they have real world precedent. Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Are living dolls not monsters? Are elves not monsters? Are dwarves not monsters? They're all in the MGE.

>Kikis don't rape you and don't live in the spooky woods and barely have any non-human characteristics at all. Where does it end, anon?
1. A majority of MGs don't live in the woods or rape people
2. How does having dog ears, feather arms, a tail, and full on bird legs counts as "barely any?"
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>>14719771
I think your nureonagois broken. Am I meant to be able to see the infinite expanse of space inside her goo?
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>>14719775
>Are elves not monsters? Are dwarves not monsters? They're all in the MGE.
they are actually not, if you care to read their profiles
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>>14719771
>that /aco/ face
>them man hands

Good Shoggoth art when?

Also Mi'go are the superior waifu race.
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>>14719775
>1. A majority of MGs don't live in the woods or rape people
uhh...
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>>14719778
That's not a Nureonago though.
We need art of Nureonago in a maid outfit.
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>>14719781
It looks fine.
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>>14719775
>Are elves not monsters? Are dwarves not monsters?
actually no , not in the mge universe anyway. they are separate races from human but they are not a result of demon energy and are not monsters.
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>>14719780
>they are actually not, if you care to read their profiles
The females are, hence why they're in the encyclopedia, you know, the Monster Girl Encyclopedia? Just arguing for the sake of arguing now?

>>14719783
>Most don't live in the woods
>Most don't rape people

Yes, these are facts.
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>>14719787
Oh yeah? Well I say we need art of a nureonago in a swimsuit, see?
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>>14719792
they are literally not, buddy.

female elves and dwarves don't change significantly from being exposed to demonic energy except for the fact that they become "succubi" internally, aka they actually like human cock trains run through them.
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>>14719790
>Elves are a forest-dwelling race in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia world that are not naturally counted amongst the monsters. There are males and females just as with humans and dwarves; however, when exposed to demonic energy, female elves can be twisted into nymphomaniacal, monster versions of their original species.
>MONSTER versions
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Less shitposting, more MGs
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>>14719795
>They weren’t originally monsters, and only those who received succubus energy and turned into succubi are treated as monsters. Elves normally live deep in the forest where people rarely thread, but those who have become succubi will be banished from their village due to the laws of the elves. Afterward, since they naturally seek human men due to the succubus instinct, they will often wander at the outskirts of the forest near human settlements.
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>>14719792
>Most don't live in the woods
>Most don't rape people
>Yes, these are facts.
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>>14719798
Meidos are serious business.
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>>14719797
>>MONSTER versions
that proves my point though,
the profile is referring to what is an elf equivalent to a succubized human.
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>>14719797
Is anyone else here really fucking sick of generic western-japanese fantasy?
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>>14719805
the point of the MGE is to be that tho
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>>14719804
> an elf equivalent to a succubized human.
And those are monsters. If they weren't why would they be in the MGE? The MGE has an in universe author, he clear considers them MGs if he included them. You know more than he does?
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>>14719805
Yes. Gimme more Greek-Norse fantasy.
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>>14719811
THEN THE CHIEF GOD GOT TRICKED INTO SHAVING HIS MIGHTY BEARD AND PUTTING ON A DRESS BY EROKI SO HE COULD GET FUCKED BY A MIGHTY CENTAUR STEEDMAN AND GIVE MANY BUTTBIRTH BABIES THAT ARE ALSO HUGE AND GIANT AND HAVE MIGHTY BEARDS
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>>14719655
>An actual MGE anubis?
Yes.
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>>14719819
What is this, alp fanfiction?
8.5/10 See me after class and stop wasting my time.
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{Refuse}
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>>14719834
>throw out on the street
Biased poll
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>>14719834
Refuse.
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>>14719834
That drink is clearly drugged, based on the fact that an MG is offering it to me.
Refuse.
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>>14719834
{X}-{Accept}
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>>14719834
Accept, but then immediately kiss her and force her to drink half of it. Let's go on an adventure together!
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>>14719834
What did you put in the drink
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>>14719834
refuse, tea is gross.
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>>14719834
Neither.
Stay silent.
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>>14719834
{Shoot this stranger that's invading my home}
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>>14719841
This guy knows what's up, if i'm going to trip might as well trip together.
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>>14719839
But why would she do that?

>>14719846
I understand where you're coming from, but she's not even armed or doing anything dangerous.
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>>14719823
I was really worried that my memory had failed me on anubis-related things for a second there, but I think I remember the picture you're talking about.
It's the one by the guy who did the space anubis picture, right? The oasis picture?
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>>14719834
[Renegade] - {Pat Head}
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>>14719850
>Why would she do that?
Just look at those eyes, man! That isn't the usual caring look that Kikimoras have.
Besides, it's the oldest trick in the book. Monster appears hospitable by giving man drink, man drinks and gets knocked out by drugs, Forcey Fun Time ensues.
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>>14719854
Yes.
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>>14719868
So just because she looks a little off you assume she's a rapist? She just wants to give you some tea.
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>>14719834
{smash typewriter over head}
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>>14719868
It's obviously liquidated shoggoth.
If that bitch wanted to be close to master, why not let her?
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>>14719834
Drink tea, trigger maid harem flag
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>>14719834
Headpat her, then convince her to let me share it with her, and have her drink from my own lips
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>Mother Kos will never pat your head
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>>14719891
She might give me blood aids of some sort just by touching me.
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>>14719875
Someone said it earlier in the thread, but it pays to be suspicious.
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Hey, look, it's a fox!
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This thread will go down in history for BTFOing kiki-haters once in for all.
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>>14719901
But she's just your helpful and friendly maid.
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>>14719903
Man, they really went in a whole different direction with the Crimson Chin.
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>>14719903
And to think, we could've made monster girls real with all that effort.
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>>14719902
Quick, complement her dress.
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>>14719910
It looks like lasagna!
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>>14719811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM

>Norse Fantasy
>In the beginning, there was but a Frost Giant
>From the Great Cow's teat, she suckled, birthing the Gods of the skies and her daughters
>The Jötunnr of the Northlands
>The Yuki-Onna of distant Zipangu
>The Glacies of the white wastes
>With her womb expended, her daughters carried her spent body across the great berth
>From her corpse, the cosmos were born
>Her tears of motherly love dotting the skies as the stars
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>>14719903
In strange eons even death may die friend.
We'll be back :^)

>>14719910
Nice shoes, they go well with the whole china thing.
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>>14719903
Nah. If anything, arguing about wherever or not kikis are shit will be the new sub/dom argument.
It's vogue to not like kikimoras now.
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>>14719902
Lovely fasion sense
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>>14719902
Cute, cute.
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>>14717503
Actually monsters do fight each other in tournaments and such (getting men of course is a goal too if the monster is unmarried), there are many that view fighting as a hobby. Course they aren't trying to kill each other if that is what you mean by "monster to monster violence."

If you want canon bloody stuff then you have the exploits of mamono realm beast hunters: salamanders and dullahans (for example) and their incubi husbands working together to slay elephant-sized boars with armored hides, as well as other huge animals found in mamono realms.
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>>14719913
>The creation of the world is nothing but a tale about mating and breeding
I feel like a filthy pervert everytime i imagine how lewd the sex was to be able to create the universe as we know it.
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>>14719918
Not liking kikis is like not liking water. It doesn't make sense.
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>>14719902
Gosh, she's pretty.
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>>14719923
I wasn't counting things like sparring or hunting, I meant actual bloody battles and such, sorta like how it's teased in EMG a couple of times.

I mean it just seems stupid to me, making all the monsters overpowered and STUPIDLY STRONG but then having the most violence between them be organized fighting sports.
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>>14719912
The cute kitsune loves lasagna.
+7 to your Culinary Knowledge stat.
+3 to Affection.

>>14719914
She was hoping you'd notice. That's why she's lifting her dress up.
+6 to Fashion Sense.
+5 to Charm.
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>>14719931
How much water have you drank today? Be honest.
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>>14719931
That's precisely why it's vogue, my dear.
Water is so last epoch.
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>>14719931
Does that mean liking Kikis too much is fatal?
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>>14719937
Not him but i literally drank two cups of water earlier, that image of the Kiki offering a drink made me thirsty as fuck.

I wish i had orange juice though.
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>>14719936
Skillup get!
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>>14719937
Roughly a gallon.

Are you one of those plebs who doesn't drink lots of water? Whenever I'm doing something, I'm drinking water. I pee all the the time and it's fucking rad.
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Why can't people understand that some girls are garbage and unlikable and that if you like them you are worse than Hitler?

Meanwhile my favorite girls are perfect and if you dislike them you are an honest to god pleb.
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>>14719936
I roll to seduce.
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>>14719943
All good things in moderation. Too much of anything will kill you.
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>>14719949
Fuck you man. My favourite is a thousand times better than yours.
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>>14718146
I don't think a MGE siren can go off key. If anything their voices get more beautiful the more aroused they are.

And really, since when would the average MGE monsters consider a public display of affection between a married couple to be something that shouldn't be praised?
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>>14719926
It'd be quite ymir
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>>14719949
Because it's the internet. The place where you can get away with death threats over different tastes. Where 'my opinion > shit > your opinion' and anything you say against it warrants you getting your throat slashed by genderfluid sjws with a rusty carving knife.

...and holy shit, I got a little carried away with that one. No offense to the plebs and patricians out there.
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>>14719937
I've had about 2.5 liters today. I only drink water now because my family has major problems with kidney stones. Having 2 of them before I was 20 really pushed me towards giving up soda.
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>>14719949
But if someone thought jinn-of-the-jar or Pot Devil were best girls, they'd be wrong.
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>>14719957
Can't think of Sirens without thinking of some Young Frankenstein bit.

>OHHHHHHHHHHH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE, AT LAST I FOUND YOU
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>>14719949
Good thing my favorite girl is so irrelevant that people hardly remember she exists then, Anon.
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>>14719957
Bitter 26 year old MGs who hate men and public displays of affection.
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>>14719967
Are you retarded? Monster girls can only be sweet.
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What Monster Girl can fly so good?
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>>14719967
http://i.imgur.com/mkpHkuO.jpg
>no lonely CC Succubutt with massive pillowy tits to make you sit on her lap.
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>>14719967
>"ALL KUSO-ME SHOULD JUST FUCKING DIE! I DON'T NEED LOVE!"

I want to see an MG like this get loved TENDERLY.
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>>14719977
All of the ones that can fly.
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>>14719977
Werebat
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>>14719980
This is going too far anon
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>>14719947
Choose what perk to put the skill point into.
Here are your current perks and skill point distributions.

Cooking: 3 (Seasoning unlocked at 5)
Baking: 1 (Two layer cakes unlocked at 5)
Fox Grooming: 3 (Dual wielding brushes unlocked at 5)
CQC: 5 (Cartwheels unlocked at 10)
Science: 2 (Fluff magnets unlocked at 5)
Wizardy: 5 (Lesser fur manipulation unlocked at 10)

>>14719950
I rolled a 1d20, and got a 4.
The kitsune remains unseduced, but is still find of you.

Warning: The next round will be a Pocky Round. Position your units accordingly.
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>>14719977
Definitely not Alps, since they made a dude crash a plane with no survivors.
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>>14719996
>find
Fond.
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>>14719987
Werebats are a meme, Jack
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>>14720004
>Werebat
>Meme
The word meme has lost all meaning
>inb4 nice meme
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>>14719996
Obviously science.
One must be diligent in his pursuit of knowledge and understanding of magnets.
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>>14720004
Every single man in this town is scared stiff of this werebat. You know what they say?

They say she can't be killed.

They say she drinks semen.
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Bump into this lady in front of the shrine.

What will you do next?
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>>14720021
God damn those ears are made for molesting.
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>>14720021
Talk to her. She looks like she's got something troubling her.
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>>14720021
Apologize, then help her back to her feet if I had knocked her over. Then I offer to buy her dinner that night to make up for my lack of attention, making sure to tell her it would be a great pleasure to get to know her better.
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>>14720021
Complement her eyes. That always works, right?
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>>14720021
She's probably the head priestess, so pay my respects.
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>>14720028
Obviously there is a delinquent that keeps molesting her ears without warning.
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>>14719933
I see, but personally I would expect those organized fighting sports to be pretty epic given the sheer power of a lot of the participants. Their bodies are tough enough too that they don't need to worry much about holding back against opponents of similar ability, and when using that special metal they can even impale and cut without causing lasting harm.
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>>14719973
>Disposition...Mean

Sure the disposition entries are generalizations, but there are plenty of monster girls who are noted to have less than perfect personalities. Even though they all love their husbands as much or more than themselves, that doesn't mean they necessarily show that love in a conventionally sweet way.
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>>14720021
ask if she's ok
If theres nothing more to it,ill leave
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>>14720034
You're going to have to molest her tenderly and show her what ear play is supposed to be so she's free to love again.
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>>14720035
You mean plotdeviceinium?

Could still handle some knightly mg melees though.
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>>14720010
>>14720013
Werebats are literally shit tier would not be wing burrito'd by/10 girls who smell like guano and musk. This is even coming from a massive smellfag who wants to sniff spidercow and manticores, fucking Werebats and their Shermie haircuts and disgusting bat wings that are totally not moe!

Disgusting 3DPD tier flying girls, all of them!
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>>14720064
Somewhere out there, that video is someone's fetish.
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So it looks like Megahouse is delivering more succubutt. Rejoice, blueberry lovers!
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I think its a goatgirl.
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>>14720064
Delete this spook
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>>14720064
Pull the cock out of your ass
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>>14720071
I am still not sure I want the figure of the fox woman.
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>>14718789
You know she could make some serious money with those
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>>14720064
>"B-but y-you don't really feel that way, do you Anon?"
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>>14720083
Would not feed fruit to.
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>>14719977
What monster girl can teach me to jump good?
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>>14720078
It's not even 8k and she's cute. Buy it, faggot.
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>>14720021
Apologies for my clumsiness and make my offering
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Did a little rolling for a story I'm cooking up. Hope y'all bitches like broken veterans, Kentucky, cooking and Salamanders.
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>>14720092
>jump good
>not training with the blind archer anubis triplets
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>>14720099
Yes, she is, guess I'll grab it, its on sale anyway
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>>14720103
I'm intrigued.
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>>14720079
http://exhentai.org/g/618019/447730091a/
Man if this was a legit business i would consider risking my life in dungeons to make that gold
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>>14716876
Just in case it bothers you, you're not alone. I've been seeing that too, kinda.
...I've never put so much negative weight into it, though, so overthinking might be a cause.

>>14718022
>Apophis Giantess
J
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>>14720103
Is it a redneck salamander war veteran that opens a southern white trash cooking restaurant in Louisville??
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How pissed would a salamander get if I called her Charmander ?
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>>14720117
>White trash
>Cooking

They just eat beef jerky and moon pies while drinking natie ice, anon.
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>>14720012
With such a mindset, you will surely attract a cute, innocent and well-studied kitsune.
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>>14720126
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BADGES TO TRAIN HER!

I mean shit, at least glue some wings on her and treat her with some respect.
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>>14720114
Elins a miracle of this universe.
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>>14718022
>roll a mouse
>roll a six
Oh dear
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Still want to have MG's wearing stupid T-shirts
>Kakuen: why spank your monkey when you can spank this one?
>Orc: reject chief god, receive bacon
>devil bug: we are legion, for we are many
>succubus: Don't grab life be the horns, grab me!
>Tanuki: if your wallets smaller then your dick I don't want to know.
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>>14718654
))<>((
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>>14720146
>Baphomet in a Dodge parody shirt that says "grab wife by the horns"
>"Just do me" shirts on every MG ever but oni in particular
I can get behind this.
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>>14720132
A thermonuclear mofu bomb being detonated in the middle of town is one step closer to being achieved.
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>>14720146
>Alp with a "semen demon" shirt in cursive letters that she was browbeaten into wearing by her parents
>It's meant to expose a bit of her belly and she keeps trying to pull it down

Hnng
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>>14720146
What would mice get? Something about seed and nuts? "Get cheesy on me"? Something stupid?
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>>14720187
Theirs would read "string cheese" with cheese colored turtle shell bondage all over it.
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>>14720146
>all those fucking cheshires and jabberwockys wearing the same shitty shirt with the arrow pointing down to "wonderland"

Fuck these guys.
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>>14720194
Well, that does entice me.
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>>14720194
Mice are the biggest bondage sluts, aren't they?
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>>14720204
ye
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>>14720149
Not going to lie, if I rolled scat, I'd have made that joke.
Thank god it didn't come to that.
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>>14720176
>Stage 3 Alp wearing a T-shirt with "I used to be a boy" stretched to its limit over her massive breasts
>Giggles and raises her eyebrows suggestively if she catches you staring at them
>Convinced her non-alp friends to wear the same shirt after she told them about how anons never stop talking about her

I bet they'd get off on this shit too.
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How many Mayadere anons are there tonight?
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>>14720228
>I bet they'd get off on this shit too.
I certainly do.
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Imagine the valentine day cards

>mothgirl: be the lightbulb of my life
>hellhound: you light my fire
>kraken: feel like a new squeeze ?
>arachne: I spidered that you need a valentine
>charon: I love you
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>>14720235
Me! I'm on the moralfag sides of things, but I want to be seduced by a wicked woman.
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>>14714961
>writing

Previously I was only clarifying the possible origins of Doppelgangers. I'm still working out her origin story, but I think writing, as opposed to outlining, will soon be underway.

It's encouraging that you remember that small discussion though! But it's like the say: from the little acorn, mighty oaks grow.
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>>14720248
Not him, but oh goody.
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>>14720248
Yep, I'm here pretty much 24/7. I remember everything.
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>>14720240
>lich: you make me feel alive
>you don't know if it's a compliment or an insult
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>>14720240
>kraken
That's lamia territory. I feel like a Kraken's would be more along the lines of "want to plunder my booty?" Only, you know, no ass.
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>>14720268
Quick, hide her from the AnubisGuy, Before it's too... Never mind
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>>14720268
She should take off the thong, too. Purely for her sake, of course. Don't want any unsightly tan lines, right?
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>>14720240
>arachne: I spidered that you need a valentine
Too cute.

How about;
>Anbuis;Your heart is lighter then any feather.
>Jiangshi: You make me weak at the knees
>Kikimora: I've been swept off my feet by you.
>Amazoness: Protecting you means more to me then anything in the world.
>Tanuki: I can't put a price on you.
>Oomukade: Thanks for reading the distraction.
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>>14720240
>Stage 3 Alp: I was so gay for you it wrapped around and became straight
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>>14720268
Stupid dog, it's winter.
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>>14720240
>>14720259
>>14720279
>>14720281
>Holstaur: Want a tit-fuck?
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>>14720307

>Holstaur: I wanna moo-ve you.
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>>14720253
>>14720256
I'll sleep on those positive thoughts!

I don't want to gr8 b8 m8 you, so I won't say how many, but rather unexpectedly dear Doppel's story ties together all the other quite nicely.

It's really nice to see how it's all coming together out of an initial desire to write of married or soon-to-be married life between man and Monstergirl.

For now, goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead please pay mind to the image limit! It's been a joyous to see the past couple of threads thrive for a while each time!
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>>14720307
Never knew Holstaurs were so direct.
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>>14720288
Not in Australia, m8.

>>14720309
This text needs to be right across her chest so it jiggles when she walks.
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>>14720049
I want to be dominated by a group of Vamp Mosquito sisters.
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>>14720313
>Spoiler
It's 1500/261/p8

You're too late. Nothing can save us from half a day with no pictures now.
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>>14720321
But they carry diseases!
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>>14720321
>dripping
I'm not sure who has better taste, you... or her?
>>
I had the idea of treating a dopple ganger like a persona 4 boss
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>>14720307
>Cyclops: Eye can't live without you
>Slime: Lets stick together
>Anubis: I won't le'go
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>>14720240
>Ogre: Me want fuck.
>>
So, if one fucks a trio of crow tengu, does one become a murderer?
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>>14720356
>Ogre: Its ogre if you resist. I'll swamp you with love.
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>>14720356
>Tonight, I'm all ogre you
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>>14720344
>Anubis: I won't le'go
I would probably laugh if I got a valentine like this.
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>>14720366
If I bitchslap a sahuagin, has she just been school'd?
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>>14720373
lego valentines
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>>14720344
>>Anubis: I won't le'go
She's won my heart.
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>>14720240
I want to take Charon out on a nice date, no homeless gangrapists, no sniffing her braid. Just treat her to a fancy dinner at a posh restaurant.

Then maybe we can discuss her pulling some strings to I can get out of the Underworld.
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>>14720383
Yeah, It's a bit corny for an anubis.
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>>14720366
If they're your Yakuza wives, yes. Otherwise that term simply sounds too sadistik
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>>14720366
Unless they're into that sort of roleplay, no.
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>>14720386
So you're playing with a naive girl's heart to get out of the afterlife? shame on you.
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>>14720390
>>14720400
Come on guys.
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>>14720373
>>14720383
>>14720385
>other kids get raped or a letter stuffed in their locker
>you get your lock broken with bolt cutters and a lego pyramid with a little cleopatra on top
>there's also a note asking you not to lose any of the pieces
>gee I wonder who could be behind this?
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>>14720405
What did I say?
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Rose are red
And Violets are blue.
Lean back stud,
I'll be riding you.
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>>14720413
Now here's a poem that will win a man's heart. Take a note, ladies.
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Hands crampin a bit from the writing I'm doing. Time to take a break. Exposition is such an unfun thing to write, but it must be done. How's everyone this fine night?
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>>14720410
>gee I wonder who could be behind this?
Probably that tanuki setting up awesome V-Day proposals for all the girls too shy to do it themselves. She does good work but she don't come cheap. Hiring her means you're in this shit to win it even if you can't look the boy you like in the eyes without stuttering.

>>14720432
I'm just trying to get to a smutty portion so I can put on cruise control.
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>Please, don't send me back to that crappy little kingdom of horse pussy.
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>>14720442
>Goat
>Head control horn
>Healer to keep me going
You can stay. Hope you don't mind sharing a room with someone, though. I know she won't.
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V Day is coming up fast!
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A new picture of wife has arrived.
http://a.pomf.cat/bimyuj.jpg
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>>14720442
that's not horse-pussy though, it's normal-pucci.
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>>14720458
Do they call it V-Day because that's the day you lose your virginity?
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>>14720459
What's with that glare? Did you take a picture of the picture?
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>>14720458
Either i am really tired, or is that a panty on that chocolate box?

Great now i have this image of MGs giving you a box of chocolate with a pair of her panties in it.
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"Goat pussy."
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>>14720459
Why does the goo around the vag look so weird?
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>>14720459
Where do you get all this art?
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>>14720458
I want to see a succubus try to act romantic on Valentine's Day instead of using it as a (more) blatant excuse for sex.
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>>14720466
Well, why do you not go to the MGC Central Admin V day event and find out?

Come to think of it they do call it V-Day!

They do mean Valentines day....right....yes?
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That's not a Vagoo Ray!
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>>14720475
Artists
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>>14720482
I want dat lizard butt.
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>>14720475
Not him, but I am betting
lots of disposable income, and persistence
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>>14720473
It's fucking human-pucci so long as your crotch is humanoid.
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>>14720473
You trying to make a point, or just reminding people of best girl? Because I know how I'm taking it.
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>>14720458
>Flowkelp
"I can't kelp but cling to your heartstrings".
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>>14720437
What is it about Anubises that make them so damn autistic?
Bitches need a beginner's course in rape.
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>>14720473
Would hit
>>14720456
would hit
>>14720473
Wont hit.
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I want to own this shirt
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>>14720471
I think you're tired, dear Anon. To me it looks as though:
>crumpling box end nervously as she conveys her feelings
>crushes box spilling chocolate all over her hand
>suddenly confident she strides over and touches a finger to your lips
>caresses your tongue as she has you lick the chocolate off
>"Happy Valentines Day, Anon, I love you"
>...and your cute little tongue, too~ufufu
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>>14720469
I actually wonder how much light eyes as large and as numerous as those would reflect if huddled together like so.
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>>14720458
>>14720466
I read that as V-D Day
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>>14720518
Phantom panties and Mg diseases ..
Lot of tired Anons tonight
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>>14720442
Hoof Pussy Kingdom isn't little...or populated exclusively by Horse Pussy.
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>>14720570
That there's some prime deer pussy.
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>>14720460
>normal-pucci
Dammit I was expecting Pucci when I opened that and am now thoroughly disappointed.
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>>14720570

You know I think it is sad you have to promote your little Barn kingdom every damn day o try to trick ..um.. .persuade men to come visit.

Oddly we don't have the problem.
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>>14719837
>>14719838
>>14719839
>>14719842
>>14719843
>>14719844
>>14719846
>>14719878
Y'all niggas are no longer my niggas. Shameful niggas all'round!

>>14719840
>>14719841
>>14719862
>>14719880
>>14719882
Y'all niggas shall remain my niggas, enjoy the glorious drink that is Chocolate Milk.
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>>14720509

Wouldn't be hard to make.
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I think they have websites that do that!!!
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>>14720593
Yeah, you just have a problem using computers by downloading sample images like dumb bitches.
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>>14720610
Not him, but ...
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>>14720595
Fresh from the holst that kiki just milked?
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What would a holst think of you putting chocolate in her milk anyway?
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>>14720622
It's not bait, have the full size image instead of the sample.
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>>14720631
I don't think it would be a huge issue so long as you drink most of it plain and don't overpower her flavor with the syrup. Cooking with that would have to be fun too though. Just fucking imagine licking whipped cream made from her own milk out of the breasts that made the cream.
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>>14720631
So long as it isn't Holy Milk it should be fine.
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>>14720235
one of the best deres, are there any stories about them?
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>>14720235
This is the kind of fun I like to think about.
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I want to bop my way back to Coney Island with a LIzardgirl gang!
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>>14720577
Sopping
Wet
Doe
Cunt
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>>14720710
/k/ pls.
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>>14720721
Man, i'd forgotten that story.
Still funny but not what I want to remember right now.
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>>14720235
I want to be a bumbling henchman to a powerful evil sorceress!
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>>14720785
And I want to be a turkey sandwich but we don't all get what we want now do we?
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>>14720235
I want to be my morally ambiguous waifu's Evil Overlord!
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>>14720800
Those were a good couple of games.
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>>14720800
I want to help my former evil overlord waifu regain her smile after being desposed.
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Ambition is attractive.
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>>14720890
I have none
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Writefag here. Just wanted you all to know I'll have you all a very sizable story this coming Monday. Finishing writing the first chapter out this weekend, then gonna type it all up on pastebin on Sunday, edit it, and it should be out Monday sometime.

It has kikimora's. Lamia. Holstar. Ogres. A feisty Lizardwoman. And the sadistic super dramatic alp you all requested in my lottery. I hope you all enjoy it, and I can't wait to hear the feedback!.
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Anyanon else think of that deep web folk tale memerino every time you see the MG name Living Doll?
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>>14720967
BUT WHICH WRITEFAG ARE YOU?!
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>>14720976
The only thing that comes to mind when you say "Deep web" and "Living Doll" for me is the limbless child sex slaves.
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>>14720980
I'm new. My pastebin is under KlausShultz though.
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>>14720800
>>14720817
Are they worth the buy? And if so which ones?
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>>14720981
That's the one I was referencing.
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>>14720988
Just Overlord and Overlord 2.

Oh, and Raising Hell, which is an expansion to Overlord.
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>>14720983
>KlausShultz
Thanks. I'll give it a read when it's up.
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>>14720995
I wouldn't mind a limbless loli but that nigga took it way too far.
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>>14720999
Perfect, that's one of the steam bundles, the other one has "Fellowship of Evil".
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>>14720995
Well that isn't what usually comes to mind, only when you mention it in the context of the deep web. I usually think of masterfully crafted, life-like mannequin onee-sans coming to rape me
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>>14720981
I mean, people have posted about stealing a Living Doll's arms and legs and then not letting her have them back before.
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The gods require more Succubi
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>>14721018
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>>14721018
That's no succubi
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>tfw I want to be a MG's daki
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>>14721018
But what about awoo maids?
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>>14721044
>being tightly cuddled by a powerful, seven foot tall beastman like a teddy as she happily drifts off to sleep

I also want this badly.
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>>14721001
Appreciate it. Are you a fellow writefag?
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>>14721050
Not really. I've thought of it on several occasions, and I have some decent ideas, but I find it hard to just sit down and write.
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>>14721013
I have no clue what that is. Might be the shitty Diablo-clone? That one sucks apparently.
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>>14721044
It sounds great until you realize that if you pop a boner or do any sudden movement it results in instant rape
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>>14721060
It's closer to 4 player beat em ups like Baldurs Gate: Dark Alliance, if you cut out the RPG (fun) elements
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>>14721018
That's an imp, but as you wish.
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>>14721048
Same brother.
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>>14720981
That pasta was pretty hot desu
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>>14720235
Here
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This is a monoeye
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>>14721144
But it has three eyes.
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You nerds had an argument about Kikis while I was sleeping? Personally I prefer devil bugs and beelzebub over them but hey, don't let that stop you liking what you want to.

Here, have a living doll.
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>>14721160
Can a Living doll be a Christmas cake?
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>>14721166
Of course. Even if their body doesn't age, their soul has still been around more than 25 years.
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>>14721160
What's the nastiest thing you would do to a Living Doll?
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>>14721166
Yes, but you need to pay more for postage and packaging.
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>>14721185
Honestly, with the way she would sit on a chair on the other side of the room and watch me while I sleep, I would be too afraid to mess with her.
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>>14721189
But would it be worth it?
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>>14721192
Would you get rid of her if she got slightly closer every time you looked at her?
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>>14721201
I would, but the next day she'd be back, sitting on my bed motionless and staring at me.
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>>14721206
What if you were drunk one night and pulled her into bed to press against your sweaty, stinky body while you snore like a bear?
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>>14721185
Get a ton of furry inflation art and put a slide show of it in front of her while she's pretending she's a normal doll.
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>>14721217
You're probably the same guy I remember wanting to do that with sonic porn. Well, it's the same thing really but you're still a monster.
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>>14721160
You have good taste. I want to give a devil bug lots of head pats and cuddles.
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>>14721218
I'm amazed someone actually remembered that, I didn't even remember it myself until I made that post.

It's okay though, I'd give her head pats and tea after she gave up the act.
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>>14721198
Depends. Some places charge way too much just because it's a large package.
If you want a CC living doll, get her from a reputable place. You'll still be paying a lot, and you'll have to assemble her yourself, but she'll be wrapped up well, and come with spare parts just in case.
In the long run, you'll end up spending less.
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>>14720235
Mayadere living dolls
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Pick one.
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>>14721237
Midnight mask.
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>>14721237
Gotta go with Midnight Mask. Dark Lord close second.
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>>14721237
All of them.
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>>14720498
Anubi are perfect the way they are.
They're the best for flustering and blushing.
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>>14721234
>Crazy mayadere living doll mistakes you for her previous owner who abused her
>She wants to take revenge on you because of it
>She tries many times to capture you without success
>With every failure she grow more attached to you
>Until one day she decides to move into your house and swears to stop hunting you
>Many weeks pass and she stays true to her words
>She does nothing but watch over you with a creepy look on her face
>One day you stumble on her diary
>It's filled with an extensive list of horrific acts she would do to you if she ever captures you
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>>14721263
Dis anon gets it.
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>>14721265
Okay, this is a crazy idea but follow me on this. What if you confront her with it, and suggest playing them out with a sexual tweak? Gouging out eyes would mean some sort of bondage heavy blueballing striptease, or blindfolding you to carry out the rest of what that entry entails. Like massaging your belly instead of drawing out your intestines on a wheel, or licking your skin instead of peeling it off of you. Stuff like that.
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>>14721237
Dark Lord by a mile. I love outfits like that.
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>>14721296
That sounds like the best way to remove the evil out of her
The next stop would be marrying her and turning her into a nice housewife
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>>14721018
>More Succubi
>Posts Imp
why
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>tfw
They can't keep getting away with this shit
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>>14721470
Couldn't they get it right for once? Is that too much to ask from the anime staff?
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>>14721470
>>14721474
It's not like they aren't doing it on purpose.

Animating all of those details would probably skyrocket the cost and time it takes to do so, even now that they pay the animators like shit.
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>>14721474
>LN and Manga both have a hot blueberry dragon girl with extremely detailed tattoos and clothing
>Anime has a humanoid blob of moldy cheese
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>>14721480
It would be excusable if they just cut down on the details but they completely changed her colour scheme. The white skin markings and yellow eyes look so much better.
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>>14721474
I don't read or watch gate, but holy shit that looks disappointing. How do you go from a sexy and intimidating demon to that?
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>>14721529
I've not got into it either, but I've seen some of the other design changes to other characters. It's pretty nuts.
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>>14721062
This would not be a bad outcome
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Elves are SHIT!
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>>14721567
>even an non-sentient program understands that a Yeti's intentions are anything but pure
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>>14721601
The lewdness of monstergirls is not bound by understanding. It defies language, even thought itself, transcending mind and machine.
Monstergirl sexuality is a constant of the universe. It's as fundamental as gravity.
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>>14721620
I dunno man.
I put a dick pic into that thing once and it spit out 22%, and then I put in a Trump pic and it spit out 91%.
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>>14721625
Waa the dick performing pornographic acts, or was it just being a dick?
And I'm sure more than several slurs of a sexually offensive nature could be appropriately applied to Trump, so the program's not far off in that regard.
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>>14721586
Indeed. I especially hate those stuck-up "pure" ones with their noses so high in the air that they're sniffing the Chief Goddess' panties.

Dark elves are alright, though. Even though I'm not into bondage, they are sexy.
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>>14721651
Shit's just weird.
http://i.imgur.com/zW3X7UP.jpg
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You're walking back to your house when a monster girl runs up to you.
She's obviously panicked and flustered, it's safe to assume that she is a very shy individual.
After spouting out inedible nonsense for nearly 5 minutes she finally musters the strength to speak clearly.
For the first time in her entire life, she feels that she is ovulating, she begs you to have sex with her.
She promises that she will pay you a large sum and that she won't ever contact you again even if she does get pregnant.

Roll for her species: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

Do you accept? Do you change the terms of the deal?
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>>14718120
Is the calendar for 2016?
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>>14721735
>Gandharva
I'll do it if she also buys my mixtape.
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>>14721625
>Trump
Well somebody's doing the raping
http://i.imgur.com/iMkYEYr.jpg
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>>14721735
>Mantis
Fuck it, I'd do it for free and stay with her.
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>>14721742
Yup, and it's almost complete

http://i.imgur.com/IsbFg4E.png
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>>14721735
>orc
I can't even bring myself to begrudgingly accept, I want to save myself for fluffy tails.
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>>14721735
>Troll
Know what? Throw in some anal and she doesn't even have to pay me.
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>>14721735
>Chochin-Obake
I'd do it for free and take responsibility.
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>>14721735
>Blue Oni
Sure, I'll take the deal.
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>>14721735
>inedible nonsense

I meant inaudible

>>14721744
It better be a good mixtape, because it will be the only thing your Ghandarva daughter will ever hear from you
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>>14721735
>glacies
Even if I didn't know this was a weird practical joke/shit attempt at getting into my pants I'm not getting frostbite on my cock for anyone.
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>>14721775
>It better be a good mixtape, because it will be the only thing your Ghandarva daughter will ever hear from you
https://i.imgur.com/Z3PfRnO.png
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>>14721735
>demon lord

What
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>>14721735
>Mindflayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkzESVOvxQQ
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>>14721801
It's probably a Doppelganger in disguise, the poor girl doesn't even know what she is doing anymore
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>>14721806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG63OtsKC7k
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>>14721735
>Fallen God
What.
Maybe she was so busy corrupting others that she forgot to get a mate herself?
Fuck it, I'm flattered that a deity chose me. She doesn't have to pay me, and I'll take responsibility.
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>>14721735
>Amazoness
I can survive one nigth of snu-snu.
yeah, I'll accept it.
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>>14721735
>Arch-Imp
I don't want to be her sex slave. The answer is no
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>>14721757
What's with July?
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>>14721891
That's the placeholder for when the finished version can be put there
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>>14721757
Gentlemen, this is dedication.
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>>14721735
>Ignis

Shit. She found me!

I accept her terms, but only on the condition that I do it pro boner. ...I mean, pro bono.
>>
Man, what a dead thread.
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>>14721985
Zombie invasion when?
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>>14720459
Holy shit her thighs are thick.
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>>14721735
> Kitsune

I don't think I would charge.
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>>14721987
Never.
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>>14715177
Tohka/10 for sure!
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>>14721987
If an MGE Zombie apocalypse happened I would marry the first Zombie I find and Wight her as soon as possible
Then we would lead a Zombie army and conquer the world together
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>>14720890
Who is this semen demon?
>>14720967
Good to hear.
>>
Mari, in that old newgrounds-ish flash style!

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55135946
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>>14722030
Probably as thanks for drawing the artist's Lilim.

Cute stuff, I just wish data processing club wasn't dead so it was easier to save.
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>>14721735
>Roper

Is this gonna be some weird rapey 3some with a humangirl?

because I wouldn't mind that at all
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>>14721735
>Jiangshi
I'd fuck that corpse.
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>>14721735
>Mothman
I'll do it and afterwards, I'll ask her if she wants to go out on a date an get to know one another better. Maybe I'll find out why she was shy and see if maybe we have some romantic chemistry.
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>>14721735
>Vampire
Okay sure
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>>14721735

>Kappa

Eh
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>9 threads until we die
>no images
Fuck.
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>>14722155
Daijoubu.
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>>14722160
No seppuku pls.
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>>14722046
I honestly did not see an animation coming, which is freaking neat too.

On saving animations.
Every artist usually also posts their stuff on twitter if they have one.
So check his profile and go to his twitter, then just find some extractor to save the file from there.
It's a million times easier than extracting it from pixiv.
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>>14722155
>>9 threads until we die
did I miss something?
>>
What would your MG waifu like to change about yourself?


Let's try to keep it related to the species of your waifu, for example:
Maybe your waifu is a Yuki-Ona but you have an hard time handling cold weather
Or perhaps she's a Holstaur but you suffer from lactose intolerance
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>>14722174
Nothing major, we're just going to be on page 10 for a little while.
>>14722178
Remove hair in places it shouldn't be, and clear up my face.
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>>14722178
I'm a poor sleeper, which means I like to sleep late, and I'm not all that disciplined. I tend to do things on a whim.
She'd probably want to change all hat about me.
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>>14722178
I can only think of small stuff.
>have me not sleep for 10-11 hours a day
>generally make me more physically fit

other than that I nothing major comes to mind.
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>>14722178

I tend to be hard on my self for every little mistake I make and I get kind of depressed easily so probably that.
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>>14722178
Probably my lack of expression.
Fixed probably by either fluffy fox/raccoon tails to the face or just french kobold rubbing against me.
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>>14722178
Everything.
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>>14722178
Oh, am I not good enough for miss monster girl? Well then, fuck you too.
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>>14722178
Probably lose a bit of weight. Beyond that I can't think of much. Waifu is Zombina from MonMusu.
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Give sacrifices to the Gigawurm
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>>14722178
Lots of things.
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>>14722216
Does my virginity count?
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>>14722226
it's something.
... can offer mine too?
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>>14722241
No I offered first.
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>>14722243
well, we can offer both of our virginitys. I don't think she will complain.
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>>14722226
Gigawurm is magnanimous, and will share it with the world!
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I want to help out a familiar live out her hyper preg fetish.
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>>14722261
Nah man, just nah.
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>>14722263
Yeah man.
Just yeah.
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>>14722261
I want to help a Jubjub live out all the weird fetishes she has because she's horny all the time!
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>>14722268
>Anon!
>Can you find me a king sized snickers, two feet of chewing gum, and the shoe from a monopoly game? I want to try something new!
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>>14722199
>Probably my lack of expression.
It's a shame your waifu isn't a lich. That would work perfectly.

>>14722178
I'd like to think she'd change nothing because love is actually about accepting your partner's flaws, something KC (and possibly a couple of anons) don't seem to understand in the slightest.

But taking the question into account: probably my lack of confidence and/or my chronic laziness.
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Your waifu now has 1 or 2 extra pairs of arms.

How do you feel about this change?
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>>14722278
>Multiarms

DisdainForPlebs.jpg
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>>14722268
What if it's CBT?
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>>14722280

>Not wanting a Yeti with 4 or 6 arms so she can hug you better.
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>>14722278
So she either has new arms or an extra pair of wings. The wings wouldn't help her at all and just get in the way, but she might like having hands.
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>>14722282
As long as there's no lasting damage or anything I'd be fine with it.
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>>14722278
now I just picture my lich waifu jerking me off while she is working on her potions "normaly".
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I want to ask Druella out for a date!
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>>14722300
I want to replace Druella's dakis with dakis of herself!
I want her to be conflicted about cuddling them, but do it anyway!
I want psychiatrists all around the demon realms to find that very interesting!
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>>14722300
Anon, that's a very bad idea.
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>>14722300
good luck with geting raped anon.
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>>14722309
What happens when she finally gets a human boy? She's not gonna make him dress up like her is she? That'd be weird!
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>You will never seek out a hellhound and proposition her for sex before she can do the same to you
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>>14722292
>lich suspended in a harness, giving footjobs while working
The ultimate in unemotional sex.
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>>14722283
I want a Spider Yeti to hug me with her 8 arms!
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>will will never battle your way though Lescatie, freeing all the poor fallen soldiers and heroes from their awful curse
>you will never look on in pity as your idol, Willmarina stands before you as one of the things she's always hated
>you will never best her in battle, and with tears in your eyes finish her off as she tries to "reason" with you
>you will never storm up to Deruella, point your finger at her and say:
>"Hey. You're a cunt."
>Before storming out and going home.
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>>14716416
Well you can't do that unless you live in Japan. :^)
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I want to lay down on my back and let my Kobold daughteru lay with me on my chest! I want to rub noses with her while she's wearing her favorite ball gag! I want my Kobold waifu to join us so we can have three-way nose rubbing!
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>>14722314
There won't be any rape because we will build up a normal,consensual,healthy relationship!
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>>14722331
I want to bully Deruella so hard that she will not leave her room in a week!
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>>14722333
>TFW they completely ruined big tit onee-san in the localization by giving her a god awful voice
God is real, and he is vengeful.
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>>14722336
I want to bully her so hard she becomes a chubby neet!
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>>14722345
How chubby of a NEET? There are a lot of chubby monster girl NEETs out there, how would she compare?
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>>14722347
I'm aiming to make her go full hamplanet tier!
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>>14722351
Oh man, good luck. Are you going to take responsibility?
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>>14722351
Then go to /d/ and stay there.
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>>14722354
I will, I'll swing by everytime to tease her and Tape a copy of my face to her daikis.
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>>14722351
Eat shit, feeder.
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>>14722355
This.
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>>14722351
Imagine her embarrassment and misery when she has to report to the Demon Lord and her court, and they see what a joke she's become, how far she's fallen. Can you imagine that?
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>>14722362
>>14722362
I can and it's going to go one of two ways.

Either her mom's going to crack down and get her back into prime rape form or I'm going to wake up one morning in a dungeon where I'm notified about my new bride.
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>>14722347
I would make her chubby by bullying then i would make her fit again by fucking.

The perfect plan.
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>>14722339
I finally went and looked her English voice up.
Wasn't 9/11 bad enough? How many tragedies will it take before our sins are absolved?
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>>14722366
so it's a win-win situation?
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>>14722368
Which character is this?
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>>14722339
That's why I hacked my 3DS.
Just made it through chapter 10 of Nohr before I got lasers shot into my eyes.
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>>14722368
Get used to it, our god is a bloodthirsty god of vengeance, it's our retribution for not killing ourselves in wars anymore.
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>>14722370
Yep, either I get a fit, muscled Druella bursting through my door to get revenge or I get forcibly married to a plus sized version of her.

Either way, I'm OK with that.
I want to see her face when don't resist against her 'punishments' and just get really into it.
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>>14722368
Male Kamui is voiced by fucking Cam Clarke in this game, he has no excuse to sound so dull.
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>>14722368
Between skinship being removed, a character being rewritten to appease tumblr and no japanese voices I'm done. Thanks treehouse.
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>>14722377
I want Deruella to storm into the dungeons and drag me to her room!
I want her to throw me on the bed and laugh as I'm frozen in terror!
I want her to pace around the bed with a huge grin on her face and describe her perverted plans for me in intricate detail!
I want her to climb onto the bed and stare deep into my eyes with a lust so intense I can't even scream for mercy!
I want the kikimora maid to stumble in and stare at this spectacle in sheer embarrassment, Apologizing over and over as she backs out of the room!
>I want all colour to drain from Deruella's face as she realizes her shameful secret has been discovered!
>I want her to sprint out of the room after the maid, ranting about how this isn't what it looks like!
>I want the twist to be that I'm actually an inanimate daki she was roleplaying with
>I want M. Night. Shamalyan to be the director of the movie!
>I want it to fucking bomb at the box office!
>Well, it's more of a case that it will, because when did that guy last make a decent fucking movie?!
>Seriously, did you see After Earth?!
>What the fuck, Will Smith?!
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>>14722391
I have no fucking idea what just happened there, but if anyone asks I'll just claim it was my artistic vision or something.
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>>14722398
I want to make a kobold watch an hour long video of handholding!
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>>14722381
Anon do you really think he was paid enough to give a shit?
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>>14722403
Eh, probably not.
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>>14722371
Here, a really poorly cropped video posted by polygon can make you share our pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAVZu7EtXXA
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>>14722411
>Fire Emblem
I've never given a fuck about this series anyway.
Skipping through the video shows how atrocious the voice acting is though, my condolences to the fans here.
But then again when has a JRPG ever had a good dub?
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>>14722420
Grandia
Omega Quintet's was okay, except they fucked up Takt
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>>14722420
>But then again when has a JRPG ever had a good dub?
The problem is that most JRPGs these days have the Japanese voices as an option, Fates doesn't even though the previous game in the series had them.
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>>14722420
Some have at least passable voice acting. It's hard to describe, but that mid tier voice acting is nice, where it's obscure VAs who sound like they actually care. I kinda like that style. Of course original VAs are always superior.
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>>14720685
There was an edgy as fuck Red Dragon greentext that could be considered mayadere iirc
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Gate may have fucked up the designs but seeing Lelei angry was fear boner inducing.
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>>14722457
Speaking of edgy, what's the edgiest story ever to appear in the threads?
The hellhound pup being put down doesn't count, because that was clearly some faggot trying to get a reaction.
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>>14722420
>But then again when has a JRPG ever had a good dub?
A good chunk of the SMT games.
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>>14722466
That one Oomukade greentext that people post to be 'ayy lmao I posted it again!' tiers of hilarious.
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>>14722457
>There was an edgy as fuck Red Dragon greentext that could be considered mayadere iirc
That was also kinda hot since she was being lovey-dovey and baby crazy to the knight she spared. That, and those knights encroached on her territory in the first place.
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>>14722466
That oomukade one, parts of vengeance.
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>>14722468
>>14722474
can you guys give me a tl:dr version of it?
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>>14722479
>Monstergirls win over our world, make it a sexual dystopia
>nerdy centipede wants to fuck some guy pissed at monsters
>arachne cop forces him to date her with venom
>centipede uses her stronger venom to make him an addict.
It was notoriously absent from last year's Booker prize shortlist
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>>14722466
>Hornets!
And/or the guy's other classics like Tanuki holocaust bullet wound fucking and Amazon trepanation rape
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>>14722488
But the Oomukade was cute.
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>>14722496
No she wasn't, she was a gross fujo.
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>>14722499
That's why she's cute.
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>>14722500
Are you that Cyclops slut?
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>>14722504
No, I just want a gross glasses wearing creepy-crawlie.
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>>14722512
I want a fujo CC Paladin who still has some muscles under her slowly growing stomach.
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>>14722516
But that's not a monstergirl, and she has a bookcase full of tacky romance manga!
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>>14722520
She will be once I'm done jizzing all over her glasses. The pent-up lust and sexual and romantic frustrtion will succubus her in an instant.
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>>14722516
I want to ask that paladin to try and put her full plate on!
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>>14722516
Impossible. She would have fallen if she was a fujo.
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>>14722533
How hard would you bully her when she struggles to get it on and her thighs spill out of it?
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>>14721735
>Weresheep
Well, I don't want to keep her but I'll take the deal at least. And if I really like her I will keep her.
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>>14722536
Boys loving boys is better then boys loving nonhumans.
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>>14722538
Pretty darn hard.

Thighs would be groped and any overspill is going to be fondled.

Does she have big glasses too?
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>>14722542
>boys loving boys
>not the worst
It's literally one of the only things the Demon Lord and Chief God agree on.
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>>14722545
You know it. Coke bottoms and double braids.
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>>14722548
That nerd is going to get teased so hard, although I'll always try and make it up to her with a nice dinner or two along with a movie.
It's a shame her order's vows prevent her from marrying, I bet we'd have quite a lovely bunch of kids if we could marry.
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>>14722553
If she could get her aching PTSD-ridden pussy filled with anything else than horse-sized dildos she wouldn't have gone fujo after the war. Your cuntteasing her won't do any more harm.
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>>14722561
But she's cute and that means she'd have cute kids!
I'd hate to have to tell her that I'm going to have to go date a monster girl I don't know becase we can't have kids.
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>>14722561
She never got laid because all the men were taken by monstergirls!
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>>14722561
>Horse sized

Do paladins have 'stretching' capabilities?

Because if so I may start trying to replace those with bigger and bigger models each time I visit whenever she isn't looking..
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>>14722565
It's okay. It's not like she had her hopes up or anything. She definitely won't spend the night crying while impaled so deep on a dildo that it hurts.

>>14722566
Oh man, don't tell me you believe that thirsty racist shit? If she was really that cute she'd just have to step out the door to get married. It feels like there's a Paladin fetishist around every corner these days.
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>>14722561
>>14722573
Fucking disgusting, how is gaping attractive at all?
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>>14722577
Believe me, I would take her if she didn't already have her duty to her order.

I know how important her vows are to her.
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>>14722573
They must have some sort of healing power, Paladins always have that. I bet it's like cutting to her, she keeps ripping herself up to forget her loneliness before enthuasiastically laying hands on herself to reset for the next round.
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If monstergirls can only have female monster children, human men get incubized, and human women get turned into monsters, how long would it take for the average invasion/postinvasion interbreeding to result in humanity's extinction?
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>>14722584
>>14722584
It's not gaping I'm going for.
It's walking in on her with a noticeable lump from the thing she's got stuffed in her that I'm looking for.
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>>14722577
It is true! Men should be flocking to her since she risked her life to get men to li- I mean to protect their freedom. She deserves it.
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>>14722587
A long-ass time since monstergirls need a lot of their husbands juice to give birth.
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>>14722586
Could always get her an alnatural 'stretching' potion made from a slime.
That would allow her to take them without the pain.
humanity after multiple doses not guaranteed.
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>>14722584
>not wanting to watch a breeding mare of a fujo bleed from riding a dildo five sized too big for her
What a pleb.
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>>14722586
>>14722588
That just sounds bad.
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>>14722594
But anon, the pain followed by a mindnumbing ahegao orgasm is what lets her forget how lonely she is!
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>>14722597
Vomit.jpg
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>>14722599
Don't question fetishes Anon.
Down that path lies only madness.
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>>14720146
I want more cheesy/seductive mgc merchindise
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>>14722587
Depends on the birth rate of monsters vs humans (slow as fuck for most species in KC land, even the Demon Lord only has a child about once a decade and she's basically a god)

The it depends on how fast and how many human women are corrupted (can happen super fast in KC land)

Theoretically, if the numbers were low enough humans might never go extinct as long as their population growth outstrips that of total new monsters created or born.

Fun food for thought though. Even if monsters had incubi children, then humanity could still go extinct. It just wouldn't spell the end of the monsters as well.
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Guess what, it's time for MGC Speed dating! This round is a bit special, all of these girls are recently released criminals that will need help adjusting to normal society again. Of course they all chose the 'get a boyfriend' option when filling in that part of that form. Well, here are today's girls!

1. Kleptomaniac packrat
This relatively busty mouse was locked up after a long pickpocketing, shoplifting, and burgling spree that took a year. She can't resist her urges to steal and her nimble hands can snatch anything she has an interest in before anyone can tell. On top of this, she's a hoarder that keeps all of the things she steals around the house even if they have no use for her. It's not all bad though, as she's a bit of a hopeless romantic and adores romantic books, movies, and television shows. You can expect her to be very lovey dovey and surprise you with lingere some nights, though whether it's stolen or not will be a question for you to ask.

2. Freebird thunderbird
The open road calls out to this free spirit, though she has a thing against filing flight plans and getting visas when crossing borders. She claims such things are unnecessary, even after being arrested for bringing a prohibited demon realm herb past the border of a small human controlled country. She's spent years waiting for deals and transfers after her little international incident, so expect her to be antsy to begin traveling again. It'll be up to you to make sure she does it properly, but don't worry about the money. She won a lottery on her eighteenth birthday and is actually pretty smart about handling that money. Besides her desire for traveling, she has interests in foreign cultures and languages, already being fluent in five of them. She'll be more than willing to teach you everything she knows and learn even more with you on restful days in some strange countryside.

3. Ex-mafia blue Oni enforcer
This famous mafia girl was released with conditions due to a plea deal she made with the feds, who also moved her far from zipangu to avoid retribution from her old friends. Back home she was known as 'The Ryu Wrestler' after a run in with an ornery shrine goddess that didn't want to pay protection. She's agreed to stop living that sort of life, but as she grew up in it she has no reference for what a normal life is. She came here on the suggestion of her frustrated witness protection agent to get a man to show her the ways of ordinary folks. How you would do it is up to you, but she wants to work hard and all the time with a stubbornness only loosened by copious amounts of good alcohol. If you manage to crack that tough shell you'll find the sweet, nervous girl that doesn't know anything about romance, or how to respond to honest male affection.

So, which of these ladies will you be taking today? Or will you take none at all?
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>>14722600
And now she'll just be able to drown in pure pleasure without that pain!

Why she could go for truely tremendous sizes at that point!

She'd just need to ignore her hair going blue and how everything about her is looking a bit softer than she remembered.
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>>14722599
It's obviously that feeder/inflation guy that's been in here since at least last thread. He fuckin' needs to learn to turn it down a notch.
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>>14722609
Pass, pass, pass.
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>>14722609
Gib Oni pls
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>>14722611
No.

Feeding would be stuffing her till she can't move (literally) and inflation would generally involve gratuitous cumflation where the paladin sloshes when she walks.

This is just simple stretching.
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>>14722611
>huge insertions
>It's obviously that feeder/inflation guy
Literally what?
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>>14722609
I'll wait for the next one.
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>>14722609
The oni.She just wants a normal life.
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>>14722609
Thunderbird time for ADVENTURE!
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>>14722566
I want to see a former Paladin turn into a complete cockslut who only lives to service human men. I bet the church would like having all those villagers attending her sermons, too!
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>>14722609
I'll take the tiddy rat.
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>>14722609
Oni if she doesn't turn into a moeblob
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>>14722471
That doesn't excuse it from being so edgy you could call it bismuth.
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>>14722609
I pick number 3, blue oni never get love and while it sounds hard, I think she's worth it. Plus the idea of her learning about love and affection sounds like it could be an interesting story to me. Also, a sweet shy oni sounds adorable and I wish to help teach her about love, for it will be built upon trust.
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>>14722609
Give me the Oni.
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>>14722609
it's between the mouse and the oni for me.
aslong as there never is a problem with the onis old mafia, I'll take her.
if there is. then it's the mouse.
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>>14722609
Why are these always shit? You clearly put time and effort into this, make it less shit.
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>>14722278
>Anubis with 4 arms

I see no downsides to this. Not only does her efficiency double, but now she has even more paws to give and receive fluffy love.
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>>14722636
I really don't, I get bored and type it up in maybe ten minutes. That's probably why.
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>Born as the son of a decently well off family
>When you were still just a baby, you were introduced to a Kikimora the same age from a branch family who had been chosen to be your maid as is the custom in your family
>As the two of you grow up, she essentially becomes your shadow
>She follows you everywhere, demurely and faithfully
>Growing up with her from the time the two of you were just babies, you can recognize her mood and even gather her opinion on things at a glance, while everyone else has at some point commented that she's always expressionless and never talks
>She actually talks often, but it's always a whisper in your ear, never loud enough for anyone else to hear
>You had never been the object of attention for other monster girls, both because of your family and because of her presence, but in your sophomore year of college, you caught the eye of a Kitsune
>She pursued you rather aggressively for several days, and you declined her advances as politely as you could every time
>The next day, you turned her down for the 8th time, and as you turned to leave you heard only one set of footsteps instead of the usual two in sync
>You turned around and your maid was nowhere to be seen
>You went to look for her, and as you walked passed a nearby bathroom, you heard her voice
>"-is mine, do you understand? You stay away from him or the next time we have this conversation, you'll leave with less tails than you have now, got it?"
>A few seconds later, the Kitsune ran out of the bathroom and bolted down the hall with her head down
>Your maid exited shortly afterwords and went right to her usual place of a half step behind you on your left without a word before shifting over to the right a little and holding onto the bottom of your shirt
>"Mine", she whispered with a barely noticeable pout
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>>14722629
You forget one of the most important and depressing rules of the threads:

If she's cute then she can literally get away with genocide because tits or something.

I think it's a retarded thing to think, but whatever.
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>>14722641
Why can't this be my life?
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>>14722637
Realistically, she's going to spaz out for months or years as she learns to control her new arms.
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>>14722641
>Your maid exited shortly afterwords and went right to her usual place of a half step behind you on your left without a word before shifting over to the right a little and holding onto the bottom of your shirt
>"Mine", she whispered with a barely noticeable pout
Hnnngh.
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>>14722641
>kikimora
>kikimora being able to threaten a monster who actually would have magic and power
Either that kitsune is a complete bitch or she's going to make that shitty maid's punishment subtle.
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>>14722641
Does that mean if I wanted to get a good monstergirl later on the kikimora would bother us? Because this is sounding like an argument for getting human maids instead.
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>>14720307
>>14720309
>Holstur
>separate lines of text
>"pillows"
>"milk dispensers"
>"stress balls"
>"is there anything I can't do?"
Or just big chested mgs in general
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>>14722611
Time for some education with Sally the Succubutt!

First off, this fetish is call 'Large Insertions' which inovelves overly large things being stuffed into the Vjayjay of a women.

In this fetish Sally would have a tremendous thing (normally a dick) put into her and have it's outline visible through her skin, a look of pure pleausre on her face.

Inflation is a fetish that has multiple sup catagories such as air (Our friend sally getting pumped up until she looks like a balloon), water (usually a hose pumping water into sally until she's pinned and sloshing), or food (a common companion of weight gain that generally follows the rules of water except with the liquid replaced with something like pie.). This fetish would usually focus on the process that poor Sally goes through with the end result being seen as the reward.

From there you have the expansion fetishes (which would focus on little Sally getting a huge pair of tits, ass, belly, vulva, or other part), the fat fetishes (with would focus more on Sally struggling to move with an extra hundred or more pounds), and even muscle expanion fetishists (which would focus on Sally gitting swole to varying degress, the most extreme of which would make her look like she doesn't use steroids so much as breathe them.)

There's also crossover with pregnancy (which focuses on our little demon getting preggo) with it's most extreme (hyper preg) invovling her pinned down with enough children to make a Chinese Olympic team.

Cumflation is a subset of inflation involving Sally getting filled with the titular substance and that, by and large, is the difference between the inflation (multiple methods) fetish and feeders (who focus more on food play [some of which may be forced or include extreme amounts).

Next week we cover the difference between conjoined twins (Sally and her sister Betty now sharing a body) and multiples (Sally having multiple arms with which to turn on her partner.)
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>>14722650
True, if we're acting as if her brain doesn't naturally develop the motor skills and dexterity most people accumulate over many years.

I guess we'll just have to delegate. Her original paws can be the ones she uses, and the new paws are the ones I get to covet and massage constantly.
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>>14722670
>implying large insertion bullshit doesn't segway into cumflation 90% of the time with giant dicks

4/10. At least you tried.
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>>14722670
See, it's this kind of shit that makes the dick humiliation guy sound sane.
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>>14720146
>shirts for the guys to
>I had a threesome with a manticore and a dark elf and all I got was this shirt
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>>14722609
Give me the rodent, she might be a thief but I can't say no to a hopeless romantic.
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>>14722680
Is the dick humiliation guy the same guy who wants to be bullied by a fujo cyclops or what?
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>>14722669
The shirt should also be a size or two too small.
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>>14722670
This feels like it would be a public broadcast tv show with sock puppets.
Monster girl tv is weird.
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>>14722685
I can't even remember if a cyclops has laughed at his dick yet, but maybe.
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>>14722685
It's the guy that posts about having monstergirls laughing at his tiny penis. Fuck that guy.
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>>14720478
Anon sex can be extremely romantic and intimate
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>>14721470
>>14721474
>Still watching GATE
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>>14722680
Dick humiliation is based on the user getting aroused at an attractive woman debasing them.

Usually they are subs, although being a switch could be possible as well.

Sally would be leering at the man and have his member clasped tightly in her hands while she berates him, usually smiling lewdly as she whispers about his inadequacy.

Possibly a sister to bondage or frequently accompanying it.

>>14722688
That or crayon drawings.
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>>14722695
Bullshit. I don't believe you.
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>>14722686
I really want a Holst with G cup tits, no bra, and a t-shirt that's far too small for her.
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>>14722692
I think the cyclops guy is more into faked premature ejaculation. What kind of a fetish is that, anyway? Getting jerked to the edge and then finished with the mouth or vag.
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>>14722678
Correlation does not necessarily equal a direct connection.
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>>14722698
Every now and then a dragon gets blown the fuck up by a C4 trap or a cute monstergirl gets a cap busted in her ass and I'm reminded why I keep watching.
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>>14722703
>G

I want one with Q cups.
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>>14722710
Even still they fuck it up. Go read the thing.
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>>14722479
/pol/
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>>14722641
You know, this is how maid stories always go, but I can't help but think no family would have a tradition or custom of having kiki's if it was commonplace.

>Have an older gray-haired kiki assigned to your upbringing from nanny to tutor
>Strict but fair
>Very formal but loving
>Basically Alfred Pennyworth with feathers and luscious curves
>Your constant companion while your parents are occupied with maintaining the estate
>Teacher, friend, confidant. She's your window into the larger world
>Personally checks the background of all of your suitors when you come of age
>Clandestinely screens them for you without telling your parents.
>Undesirables find themselves given conflicting appointments and wrong addresses for meetings
>Finally finds you a nice young girl that you hit it off with.
>It's a whirlwind romance
>You've never been so happy and felt so alive
>The old maid kiki has more tears in her eyes than your own mother at your wedding day
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>>14722711
I honestly think that's getting to /d/ levels, anon.
Massive tits are the greatest thing to exist, but you can actually overdo something to the point where it's ruined.

G-cups are insanely huge to begin with, with each tit being around the size of her head.
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>>14722707
It does when you're talking about giant dicks, honestly.
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>>14722718
Remember the mega holst greentext anon? she had tits the size of her body at the start and nobody even mentioned it.
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>>14722718
That Rougarou from Meat and Metal had G-Cups now that I think about it.
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>>14722716
Exactly. You're in a high class family in these greentexts, no high class family is going to see their son marry the help and be happy about it. Even if you did run off with her the scandal would cause shockwaves among the high class and human maids would be in huge demand.
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>>14722716
>Not marrying the older gray-haired kiki
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>>14722725
>Marrying your mother-figure
Oh wait, forgot where I was for a second.
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>>14722703
>>14722711
>>14722718
>>14722720
>>14722721
No matter the size I want a Holstaur wearing nothing but a tight shirt that she desperately tries to pull down to cover her lower parts but which simply does a better job of showing off her tits.
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>>14722710
Speaking of Gate.
http://i.imgur.com/8pdBuGA.png
Fucking meme magic.
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>>14722720
Yes, and I have no idea why that shit greentext keeps getting brought up. Quicksilver has some seriously /d/ level fetishes and while I'm not knocking him for liking that stuff it's just a bit weird to read in stories.
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>>14722727
I'm not seeing the issue here

Mother-figure and older sister figures and older sisters are to be married and loved
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>>14722721
I got the biggest why boner from her. A twelve year old should not be a sheer wall of sex and power.
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>You will never get to drink Cloudwine with a Satyros knight
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>>14722720
I thought it was fucking stupid, well the whole deal really. But I didn't say anything, because you know, didn't want to be an asshole about it. I'm not a fan of any of Quicksilver's stuff honestly. He skirts full /d/ way too much for my taste.
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>>14722730
>I have no idea why that shit greentext keeps getting brought up
Because it was fucking hot, well up until the leather and autodildo parts, but still it was pretty good.
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>>14722728
>Thinking a monstergirl would be embarrassed about her body
Anon, she's doing that shit deliberately to show off her tits.
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>>14722718
What can I say?
I enjoy large breasts and I can only tell the truth.

>>14722719
Giant dicks is a part of the 'hyper' fetish which generally involves extremely oversized sexual organs.
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>>14722741
Exactly, she looks shy and meek until you get close, then the trap is sprung and your pelvis hurts.
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>>14722735
I thought it was more fucked up how she was being held captive by a criminal organization as a weapon.
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>>14722729
I bet there are several people in the JSDF who like Gate. I also hear there are several who don't because they find the writer's nationalism embarrassing or something.
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>>14722723
Marriage between high class noble families are usually for power and not really love, you will have extreme luck if you at least have the freedom to choose, but most of the time you will be married to the daughter of this important business partner/powerful family patriarch wheter you like it or not, if she happens to be one of those bratty princesess type of rich girl then you are in for quite a trip.

At least with a loving Kiki maid you will have someone to warm up to when your life is filled with nothing but greedy associates and close relatives that want to stab you in the back for the family fortune.

If i was one of those filthy rich kind of guys i would get a Kiki maid just in case.
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>>14722738
It is weird in a way. He's the the only writefag who not only gets away with /d/ material, but actually seems to thrive with it.

Not my kind of thing either, but still.
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>>14722741
Maybe if they're a slutty succubus, but if it's something like a Kikimora maid they might be self-conscious about their large bust size and how it makes cleaning difficult.
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So if giant cocks an enormous tits fall under the hyper category, whats it called if you're into it at a slightly more moderate way? Like tits bigger than her head, but not the size of her torso each. A cock not so huge that you can just stand up straight and suck yourself off, but big enough to hit a girl's sternum from the inside with a healthy dose of hentai magic.
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>>14722758
>He's the the only writefag who not only gets away with /d/ material, but actually seems to thrive with it.
This. If there's anything that could convince me that you're born with all your fetishes it's that motherfucker.
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>>14722755
Also, the maid fetish is something commoners have because they're out of reach generally. If you're seeing maids for your entire life you'd probably find them fucking boring and go for another type of girl. All Kikimoras have going for them is the maid thing and if that's not your fetish they're shit out of luck.
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>>14722755
>Marriage between high class noble families are usually for power and not really love
Usually decent loving parents will try to make a match that the children will have a high likelihood of enjoying and loving.

The ones that are told they have to suck it up and suffer either are
A:Trying to make a money/power grab because their own wealth is failing
or
B:Having to do it for peace/alliance purposes
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>>14722727
Imagine the look on that old grey Kiki's face when out of all the young rich suitors, you choose her
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>>14722750
I imagine it's like American soldiers watching Battleship, or anything else Michael Bay has ever done.
You'll get a few who take a five second glance at the shot of the American flag fluttering in the lens flare, before turning away to do more drills in the land of dust and drone strikes.
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>>14722762
You just enjoy large breasts/dicks.

Hyper is it's own category where it's well out of the size of realism.
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Be honest anon, how well would you respond to the flirtations of attractive monsters if you lived in mgc?
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>>14715767
>The Steppes
I can't figure out what fiction is being referred to here. I mean it. Help, Anon?
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Kiki-anon!

If you're here, I've got good news!
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>>14722783
Uncomfortable blushing, doubt and suspicion.
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>>14722643
As the writer I find it retarded people enjoyed it because of some boiling hot dragon pussy
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>>14722785
It's a done to death meme horsepussy Kingdom posters love to force.
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>>14722783
Probably missing it because I'm shirou levels of density.

Unless one came up and demanded/offered to date me then I'd probably miss it.
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>>14722783
>>14722794
Probably this.
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>>14722786
He's dead. Drowned in his own filth.

Ironic when you think about it, I suppose.
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>>14722783
I pat their heads and patronize them.
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>>14722783
Jotaro Kujo levels of "FUCK OFF YOU DAMN SLUTS"
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>>14722783
Honestly, I blush like a schoolgirl if a woman even asks me about my love life. Mostly because I have no experience at my age, but whatever

So I'd probably just end up stuttering, going red in the face and awkwardly trying to get out of there. You know, like most of us would. A few of the monsters might even find that behaviour cute.
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>>14722800
Actually I would take credit for it because I'd mentioned big buff centaurs from sort-of-like the Greek Mythos who come down from the Steppes and rape men, but horsepussy kingdom posters are fine too.
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brush the fairy

http://exhentai.org/s/88b311f2db/902447-91
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>>14715767
>The Steppes
>Demon realm
>Implying it isn't just a pack of ferals running around
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>>14722783
Shy but accepting, unless it was an older monster girl and then I'd probably be more comfortable.

For some reason I've always been a nervous wreck when talking to women my own age but perfectly okay around ones older than me even if they're attractive. I guess I'd be destined to end up with an ara ara Wight or Apophis.
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>>14722783
I'd rather sell myself as a househusband to some dominant monster girl instead of trying my luck at the dating in MGC
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>>14722783
Suspicion. It doesn't help that I feel the MGE setting monsters only care about spirit energy and only do the lovey dovey stuff to keep their food happy.
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>>14722783
Drop my spaghetti and escape.
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Old hag monster girls need love too
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>>14722771
>the maid fetish is something commoners have because they're out of reach generally.
I can see it happening with noblemen as well, since they are of noble blood something as simple as Maid will be unreachable for them because they are commoners and stuff, and you know how it goes, the more forbidden it is the more you will desire it.
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>>14722823
>For some reason I've always been a nervous wreck when talking to women my own age but perfectly okay around ones older than me
Are you me? It helps that they're easier to talk to, seem less shallow and actually might have a few interests that co-inside with my own.
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>>14722783
I was the shy, quiet kid in high school who always had his head stuck in a book, either fiction or cookbooks, that everyone just left alone. I'd probably freak out that someone actually wanted to talk to me. I'd be an easy target desu senpai.
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>>14722783
Fidgeting before swiftly moving on.
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>>14722831
More or less this.
Add in "pretending I didn't hear them" for flavor.
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>>14722783
Not at all. I'm a cute as a ton of bricks and twice as thick.

Even if they did take the direct approach, I'd still ask them 'why?'
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>>14722816
>Taking credit for reading the origin story of the Greek centaur myth
Anon...
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>>14722824
Anon that doesn't make sense, every type of monsters live in mgc. You're just as likely to meet a manticore as you are a weresheep
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>>14722818
Awesome, new ones. I love these.

Comedy aside, I'd love to give a fairy a massage with a soft-bristled toothbrush.
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>>14722846
>pretending I didn't hear them
See, this could work. Just carry on walking down the street and hope they just move on to the next guy.
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>>14722783
well I would be embaresed at first. and after that... well what happens, happens I guess.
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>>14722836
We might be distant cousins, who knows.

They're a lot easier to talk to for sure and I never feel like I have to have my guard up around them. That's probably dangerous around Christmas cakes in mgc though.
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>>14722849
Also I'm pretty sure some horsepussy faggot just started forcing it out of the blue at some point. Didn't really seem to correlate to any mythos. If anything you can credit the 'Kingdom' Shitposting to that one faggot with the obnoxious post style.

Also whats the obsession with horsepussy? Steppes are cool, talk about other shit like nomadic amazons or being hunted under a moonlit night by a leggy powerhouse of a Lynx girl. with long fur so dense thick and soft you could dig your fingers into it and still not reach her skin. They are like cuter, smaller Jinkos who are just as fierce but can still purr
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>>14722849
>Taking Credit
All I said was that raiding parties of revelrous drunken horsepussy come to snatch up human men for househusbands. Nothing will ever compare to Chiron or the fact that He'd be an even purer CC than Centorea
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I want to kiss an alp!
I want her to blush as i tell her I miss the locker room towel fights we used to have when she was a guy!
I want to whip a wet towel at her now shapely ass and watch her jolt in shock, causing her large bare breasts to bounce hypnotically!
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>>14722875
Are steppes the kind of place that is hot? or am i confusing it with another biome?

Because i hate hot temperatures, might as well go to the mountains.
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>>14722875
The pussy kingdom shit is probably the most annoying forced meme we have here today. At least stinkypede is funny because you can almost hear Alp groaning into his keyboard at the only lasting legacy he's left behind.
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>>14722893
Look up the average weather of Mongolia. Bam.
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>>14722893
It depends on the elevation and position, steppes are just classifies as more moist than a desery but not so much as to be a forrest. Typified by large expanses of grassy plains, similar to a prairie, but there it the Great Eurasian steppes which are pretty cold, but there are other places like siberian steppes which are cold, yeah. I'm 100% with you though, fuck hot places
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>>14722882
>Alll those red marks appearing on a firm white alpple bottom

Damn it I just fapped.
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>>14722901
>All those typos
I'm such a fucking drongo in the mornings.
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>>14722897
There's also the cringeworthy way in which some people refer to /jp/'s janitor as "Janet".
Sure, a kikimora janitor character is fine. But somewhere along the way, people starting mixing it up. It's downright role play-tier.
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>>14721470
>>14721474
Y'know, I can forgive the stick-thin body.
I can forgive the lack of detail on her body.
I can forgive the lack of detail on her outfit.
But that generic moe-blob face? That's...that's downright criminal that is.
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>>14719783
Well to be fair a good amount of profiles talk about how they seduce men instead of just hop aboard the rape train
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>>14722806
Oh no!

When did that happen?
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>>14722913
Remember when some faggot actually wanted to get "Janet" a fruit basket? It was like reality and fantasy got mixed up in his head and the resulting madness sprayed itself all over the thread.
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>>14722333
>Polygon releases a video
>The Live2D Animations are still present in the game
>You just can't interact with them
>They just play out

This is simply confounding. Like how in Xenoblade X they removed the breast slider in the character creator, only to set it to max by default. Really, who makes these weird-ass decisions?
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>>14722929
>Like how in Xenoblade X they removed the breast slider in the character creator, only to set it to max by default
That's fucking hilarious though.
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>>14722926
Just days ago. The cops found him buried with a single note. On it was written:
"My kiki will come."
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Ok Anon, you are an everyday high school student at MGC high doing utterly normal things every day.

Unbeknownst to you though, there is a super villain or hero amidst your classmates!

Furthermore, she's actually your childhood friend!

If you don't have a favorite species then roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono for what your childhood friend will be!

Now roll for her super power powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

You can pick what if she's a hero or villain but you WILL need to roll what her arch nemesis is.


Is your childhood friend the next savior/doom of humanity (with a crush on you) or will their counter part reign supreme (and claim you for their own.)

Harem ends are an option
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>you will never see your long-haired waifu cut her hair short or conversely see your short-haired waifu grow her hair out, after giving birth

Quite painful.
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>>14722783
Since they're incapable of feeling love, I'd tell them to find someone more gullible.
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>>14722783
I would like it, but assume they were pretending to like me.
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>>14722959
Yeah, character development is quite the thing to see.
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>>14722959
If a Kejourou cuts her own hair, will it wiggle like a headless snake?
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>>14722959
Can my long haired waifu just grow her hair longer?
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>>14722970
Absolutely.
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>>14722970

Yeah but they wouldn't cut that much of their hair.

The cut hair could also coil around your wrist or something.
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>>14722956
>Holstaur with the power to reverse any attack thrown at her
>Dhampir arch rival
I can't tell which is the evil one, they're both good species.
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>>14722956
>Crow tengu with omniscience and a Dark Priest rival with Literary Manipulation
What a bunch of nerds. I'll just take the GodTengu and leave.
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>>14722875
>Didn't really seem to correlate to any mythos

It's a reference to the prominent theory that the myths about centaurs were inspired by mongols invading the Greek colonies out by the Black Sea.
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>>14722956
>Hellhound is my favourite
>Blue Fire Generation on the first roll
Couldn't get a more fitting power if I rigged it. I guess she'd be a super villain.
>Her rival is a Mantis with Aquatic Respiration.

Yeah the Hellhound has this, I'm totally okay with an evil Hellhound waifu.
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>>14722959
I NEED to see a Holstaur with long hair.
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>>14722992
Two anit heros going at it?

Sounds lovely.

>>14722993
Would you call god a nerd?
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>>14722933
They didn't want to risk people thinking Nintendo's a bunch of pedophiles. That's why they gave the 13 year old tiny robot legs and made her talk about skellybones fanfiction.
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>>14722901
Steppes are subarctic grass plains, broham.
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>>14723001
Yes.
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>>14722998
Yeah, that hellhound kinda broke it.
Poor mantis chan.

>>14723005
You know, she's probably just going to sit there and pout despite being a god.
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>>14722997
I know that. What I'm saying, is that didn't seem to be the intent of all the pussy shitposting
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>>14722956
>lich with Nuclear Manipulation
if liches wernt powerfull enough.

I really, REALLY, hope that she is a hero... otherwise we're all dead.
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>>14722999
http://i.imgur.com/PAyWRTf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aPloBl2.jpg
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>>14722956
>Ren Xiong Mao supervillain with powers of hatred manipulation.
VS
>Inari with light bolt projection

I'm rooting for panda waifu to take over the world which should be easy since she could just turn everyone against her rival.
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>>14723007
That's why she' my favorite god. We can always indulge in some "worshiping" later.
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>>14723003
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steppe
Way more than just the subarctic.
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>>14723015
oh right nemisis... forgot about that part
a ware cat with Absorption Kiss powers...
yeah, no. lich wins.
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>>14722956
Dragon with lighting mutation VS Girtablilu with Attack movement manipulation

Ultimate assassin scorpion
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>>14723015
A better question is if she dresses up as a magical girl....for reasons.

>>14723019
Oh? But what happens during the episode she tragically hits you with her power? Turning you into an enemy of her?

>>14723020
Fluffy god bird babies?
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>>14723002
That's so Australian.
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>>14723036
As many demibabies as she wants.
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>>14723035
Oh my, looks like it's going to be a shockingly good battle.
>>
I WANT TO SHARE A BAG OF FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS WITH THE MISUNDERSTOOD DELINQUENT HELLHOUND ONEE-SAN (who I secretly have a crush on) ONLY FOR HER TO SENSUALLY SUCK THE ENCRUSTED SPICY CHEETO DUST FROM MY FINGERS!!!
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>>14722956
>Wurm hero
>Power: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Manipulation

>Arch Nemesis: Karakasa-Obake
>Power: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Flight

Lame arch-nemesis with a lame power that is countered by wurm's power. We got this.
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>>14723045
Wurmchan to the rescue!
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>>14723036
>A better question is if she dresses up as a magical girl....for reasons.
I bet she is really embarrassed about it but refuses to have something else on.
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>>14722956

>A Kejourou childhood friend with Foreign Forces Removal vs a Cheshire with Destiny Manipulation
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>>14723036
>Oh? But what happens during the episode she tragically hits you with her power? Turning you into an enemy of her?
Well the page says she can decrease it too, so she'd just have to zap me again and I'll be back to normal. Plus she control who the hate is toward and I doubt she would purposely make someone hate her. If anything she'd decrease all hatred towards her to zero while increasing the hate towards the inari so everyone will start treating her as the hero killing the villain. Everyone cheers for the inari"s death while remaining indifferent towards her rise to power as a dictator.
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>>14723017
Nice.
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>>14723051
Probably.

Are you ready for her to point her staff at you while proclaiming that's she's going to irradiate your heart with love?

>>14723053
>>14723053
So, we have the cat of fate with a girl that can probably remove her changes.

Quite the duo there.
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>>14722959
>>14722969
Hairstyle change-ups as a part of key moments in character development aren't exactly new, but I love them anyway.
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>>14722956
>Succubus water bender
vs.
>Dark Priestess inch high private eye

>Find that Fallen God apostle in my underwear drawer, napping in my boxers
>She screams "APACHE PRIEST, EE NAY CHUCK!", growing to full size and runs away

Curse that little voyeur. I bet she was making sex tapes of me and Slick Spadetail again.
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>>14723096
OH god, that sounds adorable.

>I need pictures, pictures of Anon's dick!
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>>14723067

>So, we have the cat of fate with a girl that can probably remove her changes.

Yeah I'm not really sure who's the villain or the hero in this situation.
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>>14723067
>Are you ready for her to point her staff at you while proclaiming that's she's going to irradiate your heart with love?

ahe is a Chuuni isn't she?

and having her do that would just make my heart melt from the nuclear fusion that she just started in my heart

still, it would be adoreble.
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>>14723096
How else are you going to use that power?
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>>14723078
girls IRL tend to change their hair when something big happens, hence the trope
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>>14722952
Well, he died for what he loved, I can respect that.
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>>14723111
She's chuuni enough to do it but not enough to do it without blushing, all while having a tiny, upsidedown 'v' mouth.

>>14723107
In the war between two girls for a man's heart, there is no good and evil, only winners.
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>>14722956
>Grizzly
>Interaction manipulation

It's like we were fated to meet again and again.

>Giant Ant Arch foe

Always after her sweet honey...in more ways than one.
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>>14723113
Fairy play without being a fairy
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>>14723135
Threesome when?
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>>14723103
>His privacy is a MENACE!
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>>14723132
>She's chuuni enough to do it but not enough to do it without blushing, all while having a tiny, upsidedown 'v' mouth.

I'm so going to tease her while she does it.
not full bully, but tease her alot.
>>
>MGE wilderness survival game
>Kinda like the forest but more porn and less horror
>Have to survive long enough to either reach civilization or find an MG species you like and convince them to come back with you
>in fights can run but can also try and turn girls against each other
>optional mode where you have a human wife with you
>monsters will leave you alone since you're taken, but have to find things that she cant eat that wont monsterize her
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>>14722956
>Anubis
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Wing_Manifestation
>Can fly on wings of light
>Can perform spectral wing-hugs

She's a bonafide Ra-tier goddess. I mean, I already thought so. But now she objectively fits the bill, too.
I guess I can help design her suit as well. I might enjoy that.

>Dormouse arch nemesis
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Flight
I suppose instead of sleepwalking, she just sleeps, and the universe walks around her.
Hard to imagine her as an arch nemesis. I guess her persistence stems from our aversion to permanently defeating a cute dormouse.
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>>14723163
Just hope you're ready for her to chase you for revenge, her too small skirt giving you a flash of her panties and the radioactive sign printed on the bottom
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>>14723119
Learning about real women? In the monstergirl thread?
I suppose there's a first for everything.
>>
I fucking hate having ideas but no drive to implement them.
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>>14723188
>She's a bonafide Ra-tier goddess. I mean, I already thought so.
Fantastic anon. That's a great power set.
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>>14723208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Vlt-lpVOY
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>>14723209
That and he can make Victory Gundam jokes.
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>>14722956
Um.

A Kraken with Arctic Creation (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arctic_Creation).

Great, that's basically self-destruction right there...

BUT WAIT! It gets better.

The nemesis is:

A Giant Slug with Electrical Constructs (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Constructs).

I don't even what is this how why blah.

It just works?
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>>14723218
Thanks, Dude.
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>>14723181
I can't get past the Wolves, they always hunt you in a pack and surround you.

Then they flex and show off their powerful wolf muscles and I fail to resist.
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>>14723208
I know the same thing. I have ideas for a stetting, races, character motivations, key scenes and an ending all swirling around in my head with vague ideas for a sequel.

No drive or talent to do it though, not to mention if it would probably drag out harder than moose's work.
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>>14723189
>and the radioactive sign printed on the bottom
then I'll tease her for that too while I try and out run her.

well.. I think can out run her. otherwise I'm quite certain that she'll incinerate my heart with her love
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>>14723188
>Hard to imagine her as an arch nemesis
Maybe they just fight a lot because the dormouse wants to sleep,but the anubis just keeps yelling at her for floating off into places she shouldn't be and crashing into stuff.
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>>14723238
Indeed!
You'll never hide from the glow of her radioactivity!
Or is it her pregnancy? One of the two.
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>>14717349
This is a day late I know, but wouldn't an Oni/Hannya make for a good Majima as well?

Mad Dog of Shimano and all, but still.
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>>14723249
Yeah but I think Oni is too buff for that, Majima's not that thick all in all.
>>
I want to help a weak, skrawny human girl get swole and strong through the use of minomilk and oni beer!
>>
http://imgur.com/z9wlLYr,I2F0W3a

Dammit image limit reached
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>>14723235
For me it's just smut shorts because I like to think there's more to it than just the sex.
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>>14723258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwiZg6jjnPo
True, Majima doesn't really have a super buff physique going by this video.
>>14723264
I don't like the anthology this chick is from, but I have to admit that your work on her thighs, vulva, tummy, and tiddies look excellent here.
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>>14723264
I want to go to the Banana Club and see all the various species of Monkey Girl dancing erotically.

http://imgur.com/6ho6bYf
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>>14723263
She might not be human after that.
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I wonder if you made a potion filled with all the transformation items like holstaur milk, slime jelly, etc. and made a human woman drink it what would happen? Would a race get picked at random, would she just default to succubus because of the mixture thinning out the extra effects, or would she become some sort of hybrid?
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>>14723280
She'll be fine.

What's going to happen?
Her running through my door in illfitting clothes as her muscles swell, crying at the horns poking through her forehead as she tries to figure out what's going on?

She must've gotten greedy and used too much despite my warnings.
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>>14723284
It's your fault for giving it to hr in the first place.
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>>14723247
>Or is it her pregnancy? One of the two.
o-oh...
I SWEAR I USED A CONDOM
besides MGs don't get pregnant that easy... I hope
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>>14723282
A manticore probably.
>>
When will this kuso-thread die so I can go back to posting greentexts accompanied by cute pictures?
>>
>MFW reading other sites for basic story ideas
>MFW it's not really possible to think of anything original anymore
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>>14723282
The ultimate monstergirl!
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>>14723292
7 more threads.
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>>14723289
Well, you better get ready to accept the little mutation she suffered as a side effect of the fusion the two of you did.

A better question is what you will do when she shows up one day in her uniform while heavily pregnant.
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>>14723288
Only because she wanted to get strong Anon.
I even gave her instructions for what to do to prevent going monster.

It's not my fault she delved too far into the drinks.
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>>14723209
I wonder if I can stroke energy wings. Maybe she can project hard-light feathers so I don't burn my hands off when I try.

>>14723224
That, and Turn A Gundam jokes.

>>14723241
Maybe she sleep-moves people's homes around her, and ends up sleep-stealing people's pillows, blankets and dakis.
Still, hype energy wings seem a little overkill just for that. You could probably just capture the dormouse with a large net.
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>>14723282
Probably just a normal succubus.
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>>14723314
Century Color, Century Color
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>>14723301
>Ultimate Monster Girl.
>A Tailpussy that, if cut off, is replaced by two more.
>Powerful Dragon wings.
>Extremely powerful aphrodisiacs for blood, splashing enemies if they're wounded.
>A powerful venom combined from Girtablilu, Oomukade, Lamia and more.
>The strength of 10 Onis.
>Able to run faster than a Cockatrice.
>Wields all forms of magic.

The perfect being! The Omnicore!
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>>14723314
Now I want to see an Anubis cosplaying as Kihel/Dianna.
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>>14723313
The allure of being that strong and good-looking was too much for her. You'll have to take responsibility.
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>>14723323
>Omnicore!

Mother of god no...
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>>14723323
Tits big as a Holstaurs! Pussy as tight as a Baphomet! Fur as soft and war as a Yetisheep!
>>14723331
God yes!
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>>14723323
>Manticore eating other Monstergirls like Cell with her tail
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>>14723331
>>14723332
Don't forget that she'll have the breeding ability of a devil bug.
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>>14723323
http://a.pomf.cat/epdvgd.jpg
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>>14723328
I have little to offer her but my wares and headpats throughout the process.

Still, I guess that there's no need to hold back on the doses if she wants to go bigger after transforming.
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>>14723323
>>14723332
>>14723337
But then all other monstergirls would be rendered obsolete!
>>
Play fighting with a muscular Wolfu.
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>>14723324
>Anubis with gorgeous, long blonde hair-drills
Yes.
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>>14723348
This is the future you asked for.
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>>14723348
They will all pale in the face of pure perfection! My creation will become a GODDESS!
>>
>have idea for a full story involing a earth spirit
>go to /tg to request MC drawn
>realise when its complete I'm one pose from having made a goddamn jojo charater
>>
What would you guys do if you were a shota and your parents hired a MG babysitter to take care of you for a whole night while they fuck off to somewhere else?

Would locking myself in my room work?
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>>14723208
>writing
>making good progress
>realize I have to go back and edit stuff to make things turn out the way I want to.
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>>14723361
It depends on the monstergirl though.
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>>14723352
>>14723324
>Dianna/Kihel
Why not two?
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>>14723305

> you better get ready to accept the little mutation she suffered as a side effect of the fusion the two of you did.

I guees I'll have to take tesponsebility for making her do that...
but chuunis are soo cute dammit.

>she shows up one day in her uniform while heavily pregnant.
>tfw this is my fetish
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>>14723361
>not letting your kitsune sitter stuff you in her sweater
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>>14723364
>That Kraken onee-san who lives down the road and has a shota fetish
No one will hear you cum.
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>>14723337
A lone adventurer travels into the mountains because of rumored sightings of an unknown monster. He stumbles into a cave with all this goop on the ground and looks up to see thousands of eggs. He pokes an egg only to have an Omniloli break out and latch onto his face. He came to be known as the man who fathered the third generation of our waifus.
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>>14723324
The hairstyle would really suit an anubis.
I've seen enough rule 63 of Loran to know that she could probably pull off that look, too.

I'm going to make her blush by calling her my "Moonlight Butterfly".
Because she's powerful, pretty and makes my heart flutter. Not because she could potentially turn everything from here to Jupiter into dust.
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>>14723372
I'll get a bigger and nicer Onee-san type Monster Girl to protect me from her
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>>14723361
>"Ara ara~ Do you want to play a fun game little boy?"

http://imgur.com/bhyc0gJ
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>>14723378
>Anubis cosplaying Laura
Yes. Fucking yes.

White hair and dark skin combo is GOAT-tier.
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>>14723378
Yeah but then you have to deal with salamander ghingh-.....

Never mind, I'll handle that one.
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>>14723372
Maybe she wants the first time to be consensual? Maybe she just hugs you tightly the entire night while you can feel the heavy breath on your neck.
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>>14723361
If I was a shota I probably wouldn't understand what was happening until it was too late. That or I would trust her since my parents do, and just run straight into the trap she set up.
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>>14723361
Girls you can usually find babysitting shotas, for one reason or another

>Apophis
>Kraken
>Titania
>Demon

Who else?
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>>14723408
Elves
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>>14723363
I find the editing to be the most time consuming and soul crushing process, especially if you leave it a day to make sure your mind won't just gloss over half of it.
>finding out that cool bit only looked good because you were drinking, or that actually the plot in this massive chapter makes no fucking sense
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>>14722956
>Werecat hero
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imagination_Empowerment
vs
>Mantis villain
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tongue_Manipulation

I cannot imagine this not ending very very lewdly every time.
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>>14723370
You know, the ending would be much sadder and more touching if silent didn't go and make a sequel.
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>>14723410
Elves?
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>>14723426
ELVES!
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>>14723428
No but why elves?
>>
I want to "slay" a dragon with my "Ascalion"
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>>14723358
whats wrong with that?
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>>14723430
They like cute little round ears.
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>>14723428
Elves...
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>>14723408
Kitsunes, definitely. There's a reason /jp/ has dubbed Ran "best mommy".
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>>14723437
But they're not onee-san tier.
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>>14723408
Manticores.
It's never a good idea, but they always offer to anyway.
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>>14723323
What is her smugness level?
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>>14723348
But in a way they'll all still be with us.
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>>14723454
its on a whole other level
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>>14723449
You've obviously never met a breeding stock elf.

Wide hips, thick thighs, round asses, and big breasts for the whole lot of them
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>>14723454
I'm not sure, my scouter exploded when I tried to measure it.
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>>14723454
It actually cancels out with all the shy and dour monstergirls, so it's surprisingly average.
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>>14723436
dont really like jojo that much
it did like the old capcom fighting game but I cant get into the recent stuff
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>>14723454
Its >9000
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>>14723463
>breeding stock
Asanagi please go
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>>14723454
She makes faggot cats look straight.
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>>14723437
>Elf keeps rubbing shotas ears while he tries to wiggle out of her grip
>She pins him to the ground and lays on top of him so she can grab both at once while he cannot move
>His face is now inches away from her breasts
>He continues to wiggle around desperate in an attempt to break free but she won't budge
>All his squirming does is press his face into her cleavage and make her breasts softly jiggle.
>Elf was oblivious to his protests until she felt something poking her stomach.
>Now she found something else to play with.
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>>14723454
Maximum.
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>>14723477
Hey!
I'll have you know that my family has spent millenia breeding elves to create
20.+
the perfect stock to breed!

They have F cups at age 14, thighs perfect for wrapping around a man's head, hips wider than most doorways and hearts dedicated to their husband and children.
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>>14723464
Is that where you yell about the scouter malfunctioning, and throw balls of energy at her in desperation.

Then she teleports behind you, whispers something smug and condescending into your ear, so you swing around and she teleports behind you again. And goes on about how a lower lifeform like you can't hope to compete with her power.

Then you have an interior monologue in your own thoughts about how strong she is.
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>>14723485
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1454807536344.webm
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>>14723509
Ainsley is prime meme material. Truly a god among men.
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>>14723509
The fact that a TV chef my parents used to make me watch every week is now a stupid 4chan meme will never not be funny to me.
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>>14723485
>you will never impregnate your busty Elven sitter
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>>14723533
Your parents used to make you watch TV? What is this, Roald Dahl's Matilda?
>>
Could a Shoggoth shed tiny pieces of herself to create microscopic versions of herself that go inside of you and act like Fry's worms from Futurama?
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>>14723573
I hope so.
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>>14723572
Oh, I mean during family meals and stuff. The TV was usually on in the background so I got very familiar with that crazed gurning face.
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>>14723573
Size is no obstacle to the Shoggoth, she who defies sense and space.

Yes, I reckon she could.
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>>14723408
>Tfw everyone else had cuddly Ara-Ara or Onee-san type babysitters growing up, but you had the ageless Lizardman that fought alongside your Great Grandfather in both World Wars, your Granddad in Korea, Malaya and North Ireland and your Dad in Yugoslavia, both Gulf Wars and Afghanistan.
>Tfw when every other boy in your class spent their days getting molested by doting monster cuties, and all you have to show for your youth is being a trained commando by the age of ten.
>Tfw you regret nothing.
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>>14723593
>Anon! Remember the basics of CQC!
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>>14723408
Druella.

You did not have a happy or wholesome childhood.
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>>14723542
>TFW you will never mating press your busty Elf oneesan while she tells you to fuck her full of your young
>TFW you will never watch the years go by as you become the father of the Aesir
>TFW you never tell your children your relationship to your oneesan until they're of breeding age themselves
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>>14723597
Is this the origin story for the anon that fultoned all the waifus?
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>>14723593
>That last spoiler
That's a good man.
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>>14723606
Nah, that's later.

This is about the ~Snake Eater~

If you know what I mean.
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>>14723600
>Druella.

Ya know, for some reason, I've always imagined that dramatic music always starts playing whenever she talks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkWD50Pz7sk
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>>14723593
>Be eighteen, full Commando-Anon
>Your scars are faded from their age, but there's Oni and Ogres who call you 'kaichou' or 'aniki', trying to garner favor with the local troublemaker
>Meet the Lizardman in the place she'd trained you, the lilies are in full bloom, and she has a look of sorrow on her face
>It's been thirteen years since you started under her tutelage
'I raised you, and loved you. I gave you weapons, and taught you techniques. Endowed you with my knowledge.'
>You nod warily
'Now there's nothing left for you to do but to take my life.'
>She's fast, almost too fast for you to react as she lowers her center of gravity with a wide kick towards your abdomen
>There's a flicker of a smile on her face when you parry her with a grapple, hitting her in the bosom with an open palm strike
'Good! Focus!'
>You're both trading blows with each other, she's continually aiming to disable or serious injure, while you're mainly avoiding being struck, misdirecting her attacks
'Come on now! Show some backbone! Take it all from me! Fulfill your destiny!'
>Catch her in a bear-like hug, you're taller than her at 180 cm, she's sobbing into your chest
'Why... why won't you just do it... You coward...'
>Put a hand on her head and tell her that you couldn't hope to kill the woman who stole your heart, all those years ago
>She knocks you flat on your ass with a punch and tail swipe combo
'You're three hundred years too young to be saying that, boy. What is it about me you love?'
>Tell her, she's got an amused expression on her face, but as she listens she goes beet red from her face all the way down to the tip of her tail
>She uncharacteristically 'awawa's when you tell her you want to start a family with her and make her the happiest Lizard ever
'Tch...'
>She's biting one of her claws
'Your parents will be angry. Hell, I'm sure your grandfather is rolling in his grave.'
>That day, her name disappears, as did her single life
>Years later you both teach your daughterus
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>>14723632
Lizardmen are underrated monstergirls.
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>>14723659
That they are.
I'd love to have an oppai loli lizardman to ruffle the hair of and sit in my lap along with training with
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>>14723665
Does she hold her scabbard in her cleavage?
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>>14723675
Yes.
She has a special technique where she can launch the blade out using just her breasts.
>>
How is this thread still alive? I need to post my pics of kikimori.
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>>14723593
>She shows you a flamethrower for the first time on your sixth birthday.
>HFW you look over it for a few seconds and then back to her, asking only one question.
>"Where the hell do you put the bayonet?"
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>>14723693
No. What the next thread needs is more pictures of kitsune shrine maidens.
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>>14723682
Oh my, sounds cute and kinda neat at the same time.
The things I'd do to an oppai loli Lizardman with http://i.imgur.com/0s8ScG8.jpg 's proportions.
>>14723693
We still have five threads to go unfortunately.
>>
http://imgur.com/YlijUo9

Does anybody have the colored version of this? I know there was at least one maybe two colored versions, either would be great.
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>>14723705
The cutest little ball of boobs and fire that you'll ever see.
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>>14723632
>Hell, I'm sure your grandfather is rolling in his grave.

>Implying Granddad's not happy his best friend is finally getting laid.
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>>14723724
>grandfather was a righteous Paladin of the Ordo Extremodurus
>every time I get a blowjob from a MG I can hear him screaming into my ear
fuck you grandpa
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>>14723747
Raise his skeleton and you can.
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>>14723747
>Raise your grandpa as a qt skeleton
>Instead of screams you hear lewd whipers in your ear
Not sure if feel aroused or traumatised.
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>>14723771
>>14723747
>G-grandpa! W-what are you -
>"Not expecting me? Don't worry, no one ever did, and it's grandma now, thank you very much."
>B-but what are you do-
>Shush! Time for me to show you some 'techniques' I learned over the years.
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>>14723755
http://i.imgur.com/Hzvo5zP.gifv
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>>14723779
>and it's grandma now
I never want to hear this for as long as I live
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>>14723724
>>14723632

>Grandma took up magic as a hobby sometime after the kids moved out, wound up becoming a Lich.
>Her and Granddad don't look that much older than you on your wedding day.
>Your Great Grandfather, a veteran of both World Wars, legendary soldier, considered the father of all Special Forces and possibly the scariest human being to ever live punches his way out of his grave, coming back as a full-on Revenant with eyes of burning fire to walk your mentor-Lizard down the aisle on the happiest day of her life.
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>>14723779
This is foul, and I love undead mgs
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>>14723810
>>14723784
Then dont dick the resurrected grandpa!
It's not that hard.
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>>14723779
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ8cjlEMLR0
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>>14723811
>Implying gandpa will give you a choice
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>>14723816
>Not wanting to make little Auntie-daughters with Grandma

It's like when you made cookies with her.

Except she used to be a guy and your dad/mom from her side is probably still alive.
>>
>>14723828
Can you imagine thanksgiving dinner with the family?
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>>14723811
>It's not that hard.
Your penis will be though, because demonic energy.
>>
>>14723779
>>14723818
>>14723828
Alpfaggots please, this is revolting.
>>
Stop it please everyone, no one wants to fuck their reverse gender zombie grandpa.
>>
>>14723839
>>14723836

Please, between alping and necromancy you can make a multigenerational incest harem.
>>
I want to cuddle a succubus and share passionate kisses before slow, sensual sex.
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>>14723846
>multigenerational incest harem
And I'm out for the night.
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>>14723846
No really, fuck off.
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>>14723747
>>14723771
>>14723779
don't want to fuck your grandpa? well too bad
>grow tired of the departed paladin ranting all day about how mgs are sluts and how this would have never happened with Archpriest Torturos Dolorus in power
>look up spiritual cleansings in google
>find a place that's doing them for dirt cheap, suspicious but has a money back guarantee so whatever
>all the way there he describes in intricate detail the many things he would to me if he were alive
>boy there are ways to crush a skull
>the lich in the place tells me she will have to raise him first to perform the cleansing
>he is screaming about "how can you let this cow-breasted temptress pollute my essence"
>actually beg her to start
>with a bright flash of light, the screaming stops
>in front of me a ghostly shape starts turning more and more solid
>thick tighs, toned biceps and back and- big, child-bearing hps?
>am I seriously getting a boner from my grandfather's ass?
>start telling the lich that she must have made a mistake when the now solid undead turns around
>I could recognize those eyes anywhere
>"g-grandpa?"
>she walks thowards me slowly, her large breasts heaving with each deep breath
>"that's right, big boy. I told you not to pollute my essence"
>she licks her lips
>"I'll have to punish you by-by taking some of -yours "
>I give the lich my best puppy eyes, hoping she would deliver me from this evil
>she gives me a sly smile and points to a camera hidden between the shelves
>nobody does cleansing for this little money
>realize I am about to get raped by my granfather-turned-grandmother live on the internet
>the lich is even masturbating now
>I shed a single, manly tear as "grandma" kneels and undoes my pants
>"my, my, you're all grown up now!"
thanks demon lord
>>
>>14723854
If you really want to get crazy then you could somehow find an Alternate Universe you where you alped and bring her over for some selfsest action, not to mention the daughteru dicking.
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>>14723839
Oi. My telling of the nature of grandpa rape, does not mean I condone it
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>>14723849
I want to be that reckless bastard who tried to blueovary a Succubus on full moon.
>>
Careful not to fall for it.
>>
Onee-sans of all flavors are great! But tell me, which Monster Girl is the best

>Over-protective Onee-san

>Genki adventurous Onee-san

>Motherly doting Onee-san

>Clingy lewd Onee-san

>Fit active Onee-san

>Chubby NEET Onee-san

>Yandere Onee-san with a lust for Otouto dick but only for her

>Actually a Sabbath Loli Onee-san

Hard Mode: Put a different Monster Girl for each one instead of just listing one for all of them
>>
>>14723871
Indeed,

everyone knows that cherry is the best succubutt flavor.
>>
>>14723873
>Fit active lich
>Putting the dead in deadlift
>>
What would be the perfect MG who pisses you off because she wants you to rape her and have hot angry sex?
>>
>>14723873
>Actually a Sabbath Loli Onee-san
I'll take a tiger in this please.
>>
>>14723873
A combination of 1, 3 and 7.
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>>14723873
All are best.

Oneesan harem is best harem.
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>>14723883
Are you me? What this nigga said. 1-3-7 4 lyfe
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>>14723877
A Nekomata or a Werecat.

Slutty cats love to be spanked.
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>>14723877
>hot angry sex
>not switching between steamy and passionate, and frantic rutting.
Shit MG
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>>14723873
>Over-protective Onee-san
Werecat
>Genki adventurous Onee-san
Werewolf
>Motherly doting Onee-san
Gandharva
>Clingy lewd Onee-san
Jubjub
>Fit active Onee-san
Satyros
>Chubby NEET Onee-san
Blue Oni
>Yandere Onee-san with a lust for Otouto dick but only for her
Lava Golem
>Actually a Sabbath Loli Onee-san
Elf
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>>14723873
Motherly doting Hellhound for me please.
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>>14723873
All onee-sans are good but
>Over-protective Onee-san
>Motherly doting Onee-san
>Yandere Onee-san with a lust for Otouto dick but only for her
Are the best ones.
>>
>>14723849
I want to pin a kobold on a bed beneath me and cuddle her relentlessly. I want to give her as much of my love as possible, and show to her that in this vast, cold and uncaring world where an individual human life is like a dying ember shed from a fire, I can be one person who will truly understand her and love her, no matter what.
I want to hold her tight, cradle her head, stroke her hair, and give her something comforting to hold onto, that'll stay with her in this cruel and fleeting existence.
I want to reassure her until her whining quiets down, and her droopy ears perk back up again as she senses and feels the depths of my love for her.
I want to kiss and nuzzle her all over, on the nose, lips, cheeks, chin, forehead, all until a smile breaks out on her cute face, her hope and optimism there to stay.
>>
>>14723873
Chubby neet Valkryie for me!
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>>14723873
>Unknown to you your onee-san has been marking you as hers ever since you started puberty
>She can't let her cute otouto be claimed by some golddigging SLUTS
>Every night she sneaks into your bed and rubs her scent all over you, marking you as hers
>as a result she masturbates in her room until sunrise thinking about your scent, your cute face and your body
>to you, she always seem so tired and down
>it's actually the result of her chronic masturbation
>she also gave you a nice necklace
>it's a tracking device and wiretapper
>she also stalks you everyday on your way to school and the way back home
>she has 5 dakimakuras of you in various positions
>she writes a diary on your daily life from the cameras that she put in your room
>she has at least masturbated a thousand times to the memory of you saying that you love her when you were a little kid
>>
>>14723907
I'm like Akarin.
>>
>>14723900
My heart. Succubutts and kobolds need love too.
>>
>>14723907
Cute. And creepy. But also cute.
>>
Mod-sama, PLEASE honor kill this thread, kudasai.
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>>14723913
Of course. You also have no presence as a result
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>>14723920
Fuck off. This is isn't even 3k yet, maybe you shitters should be more considerate of the images you post

>>14723907
>Find the stash one day while she is out
>Start dressing sluttier and sluttier at home
>Cuddle up to the neesan on the lounge while watching TV
>Wait for her to snap
>>
>>14723844
>thinking you speak for everyone here.
What would you prefer, boring old war stories or a blowjob?
>>
>>14723907
What if you get the urge and try to masturbate in your room? what will she do then?
>>
>>14723932
Why not both?
It's like you don't want to hear about the storming of Normandy by someone with a dick in their mouth.
>>
>>14723927
Of course! But be careful to act like nothing is going on. You want to blueball her to the absolute edge. Say that you love her from the bottom of the heart. Say that she's the best onee-chan in the world. 'Accidentally' slip off your towel. Surprise her with hugs. Accidentally fall into her breasts. Then one day when she finds the courage to ask you to go have a date ("Nothing serious, after all we're brother and sister") say that you can't since you're meeting another girl on an ACTUAL date.

>>14723937
She breaks into your room to steal the cum lathered tissue for personal use
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>>14723948
>say that you can't since you're meeting another girl on an ACTUAL date.

>Hurting the nee-san
>Even if its to get her to snap and pounce sooner
>Ever
Also, she might kill the girl she perceives as the closes to you, but that's a secondary issue to hurting the onee-san. Bad anon.
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>>14723942
>you're sitting uncomfortably as the alp furiously sucks your cock
>"Mmmph, bhen I rhan oop to meh drmahgen end shtruk eet wheeth meh sord!"
>All you can do is nod slowly as the alp rambles with a mouth full of your dick
>>
>>14723873
>>14723907
Anyone have that yandere Jabberwock greentext? I remember that floating around a while back but didn't save it. I remember talk about a full story of it long ago and never happening.

Gotta love crazy for little bro's dick.
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>>14723960
>I remember talk about a full story of it long ago and never happening
Damnit, I forgot about that. I was looking forward to it.
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>>14723960
http://i.imgur.com/18kwVa2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BDnejul.jpg
I have some greentext(s) I capped, but I never heard anything about a full story.
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>>14723917
That statement could apply to everyone and every monstergirl. I just picked kobolds because I like them, and dogs are said to be empathic. So why not imagine that a kobold can be deeply and truly understanding and empathic of a person, too?

It's just something I've been thinking about recently. About what it means to be truly understood, and truly share a bond with someone.
This is definitely already well-trodden ground in philosophy, but think of it like this. When a person sees and understands you, it's all external, everything they know about you is based on what you say and do. Everything about You, though, is totally unknown to anyone else. What you think, and feel, how you do both, and all that fundamental stuff, nobody can see it. So everybody you meet in life will have a profile of you in their minds that is just totally different from who you truly are.
Move a few carriages down the train of thought, and you can also say that in the same way, any bond or understanding you share with a person, is also similarity flawed or incomplete.

Essentially, you will go your whole life without a single person ever actually understanding You, no matter how close they are.
Not just you, but potentially everyone. No matter how much of themselves they've expressed through art, or speeches, or autobiographies, or novels. No one will know you as well as you do.

So, what if a kobold wasn't limited by that? What if, with all her empathy, she could understand you on that fundamental level, and share your feelings as if they were her own?
What if you could just lie down with her, say absolutely nothing, and vent everything? Every worry and concern in your life, every single existential fear. The absolute depth of your feelings for her, all your guilt and gratitude, sadness and happiness.
You could just spend minutes holding her, bare skin against bare skin, then look into her eyes, and know on a base level, without a doubt, from the look in them, that she understands you on that fundamental level, as well as you understand yourself.
And not only that, but that she, in all her infinite kobold forgiveness and love, actually accepts you. All of you, and everything you've got going on.
Just imagine creating a bond like that.

Well, I rambled on a bit too long there. What can I say. It's late, I've got nothing better to do, and it was nice to put all that into words. Wherever or not you actually understand it is another thing.

I think I'll go and rewatch Lost in Translation now.
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>>14724013
Makes me happy that I'm not the only one who wishes for that sort of thing with an MG. The whole "slave to pleasure" thing seems so empty.
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>>14723863
STOP
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>>14723983
It was about a yandere Jabberwock onee-san who was imaginary (Or was she dundundun) who reappears after being gone for years to her young otouto to use Wonderland fuckery to mess with him and warp his perception of reality

Could've been a neat yandere story but'll never happen, along with all the other story ideas that'll never happen, like aging plump Apophis' slave boy, and Amazon story continuation.
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>>14724013
Shit anon, nobody has ever expressed my exact feelings so well.
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>>14724013
I'm not sure. I'm a pretty reclusive guy, so I feel like someone knowing my You is too personal.
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>>14724013
Reading some actual philosophy will help you to cope with that depressing feel.
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>>14724043
Oh man, I remember that now. Shame nothing ever came of it.
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I want to pat the head of an oppai loli medusa whose actually 30
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>>14724043
There's another amazon story that's pretty good. Should I link?
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>>14724085
Yes.
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>>14724085
Is this a trap?
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>>14724085
The Good Husband?
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>>14724013
That would be a powerful feel. Looking deep into the eyes of your MG waifu and seeing such love and understanding that you know your a slave to her heart as much as you are to her body. As your bodies and energies intertwine even your souls meld together as two soulmates become one.

Mamono mana could mean so much more than just mindbreak.
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>>14724089
>>14724096
>>14724108
It's from the /gfd/ threads. Don't mind the >archiveofourown link. It isn't shitty fanfiction.
http://archiveofourown.org/users/Bermuda_anon/pseuds/Bermuda_anon
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>>14724121
>/gfd/
I'll bow out of this one.
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>You'll never help a Lich with her experiments
>She'll never devise a spell to help you feel her body as you would your own
>It'll never fuck up on a fundamental level, creating an accidental miracle, in that you feel not her body, but her mind
>In an instance you'll know every single thing about her, her past, her fears, her darkest secrets and brightest joys
>You'll never know that, through knowing her, she knows you
>You'll never come to understand yourself through her knowledge
>She'll never come to profoundly understand herself through you
>A bond so intimate that whereas age old couples could finish eachothers sentences, you can finish eachothers thoughts before the first syllable is even formed
>Its not that you'd stopped being inividuals, two parts of a whole, but two wholes as one
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>>14724032
I suppose it's just whatever people are content and happy with. Some people are fine just leaving it at porn, some people want to take it a little further. Still others might want to try and mould it into something which can fulfil them more, while a handful might want something completely different and off the rails.

>>14724056
It's always nice to know that you can share feelings like that with someone. Well, more than nice. It's like validation, almost?
Either way, I'm fairly confident I get how you feel.
That whole splurge of text I put out, I'm sure more people than you might think actually ponder on it, especially when left to their own thoughts or prompted to do so by some external stimulus. Like someone else discussing it, for example.

>>14724068
I suppose that's why I put in that little bit about being accepted for all of what you are. I don't doubt there's stuff people would rather keep to themselves, even to the degree where they won't talk about it anonymously, or to their own therapist.
That's why I put an emphasis on bonding over acceptance of everything that you are, with every flaw and dark secret included.

>>14724071
I've no doubt. It actually took me several minutes to realise that what I wrote was basically describing Instrumentality from NGE. Which, obviously is far from an original idea in any respect.
I've got a few entry-level books lying around that I should probably have read by now. Maybe I'll give them a start tomorrow.

>>14724120
Yeah, definitely. It's essentially you pouring out your soul so every inch of it can be examined under an electron microscope, and intuitively learned.
If mamano mana let you do that, it'd be powerful and precious beyond words.
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>>14724152
Am I the only one here who thinks this would be a shitty and frightening thing?
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>>14724169
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
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>>14724169
>It's essentially you pouring out your soul so every inch of it can be examined under an electron microscope, and intuitively learned.
>If mamano mana let you do that, it'd be powerful and precious beyond words.

Honestly, if you genuinely think that would be a good or sensible thing to do then more power to you. I personally think it's insane.
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>>14724172
Well I wrote that, and I'm terrified of it because I have trust issues. But then she' already understand that, and love you anyway.
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You know how just a while ago we were talking about fucking our own alped grandfathers?

This current conversation is somehow gayer.
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>>14724169
Pouring your heart out in general is a good way to gain trust.
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>>14724172
If you didn't absolutely trust and love your partner it would be. It could be really good or really bad.

>If mamano mana let you do that
I like to think it could. One of my favorite thread cannon ideas was that mamono and spirit energy are opposites that attract. The better the match the stronger the desire and bond.

I'd like to think there would be a way it could go one step further to creating literal soulmates. It would have to be extremely gradual and exist only in the deepest relationships, but it could work.
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>>14724187
The current one is just pseudointellectual existentialist garbage. The alp stuff is just plain old sickeningly gay.
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>>14723632
>fucking your mother figure/guardian who probably fucking your grandpa
This is incrediably creepy and disgusting desu
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>>14724180
It doesn't matter. The entire concept is horrifying, I don't give a fuck if she'd accept me or whatever, this is literally merging your mind with another. There's a reason why instrumentality was rejected at the end of evangelion.
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>>14724043
I wonder what it would be like to have a Fairy Dragon Girl that only you can see.

She would be obnoxious and overly happy, following you to work and sprinkling glitter, sunshine and rainbows over everything in your life.
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>>14724200
I know she's an Alp when is she gonna buzz off

No I don't wanna join her in the "imagination closet" I want my shirt
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>>14724200
I wonder when you'll stop stop pushing your snowflake fairy dragon OC.

>It's such a great idea guys. Let it be a thing. Maybe if I keep bringing it up it will be a thing.
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>>14724197
>The entire concept is horrifyin
To you maybe. And its less merging your mind and more coming to know her so well that it might as well be the same thing. You don't lose your sense of self, only gain a sense of her. Also you sound like the type to be petrified of a lot of things. Like immortality
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>Several hours of loli and incest. Followed by gay, transgenerational incest.
>Two anons whining about the waifufags talking romantic stuff.
Cry some more.

If you wouldn't want that kind of bond, I can respect that. But don't shitpost because you don't like it.
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>Monster Musume at WonFes
Wow. These were just...made for hotgluing.
>>>/a/137128653
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>>14724206
Because I think things through? Yes immortality would be shit too, but I'm not opening that can of worms again.
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>>14724206
>It's the "I can do anything if I'm immortal" guy

Welp, time for me to go to bed anyway. You guys have fun without me. I'll look forward to a fresh thread in the morning.
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>>14724211
>>>/a/137128653
Rachnees and Cereas look the best. Papis wings also looks nice.
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>>14724205
It's not my idea, there were just a few green texts for it.
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>>14724213
>>14724217
you know, I'm not the guy who started this whole empathy thing, but I am one of the immortality guys, and as some one who is for the whole empathy thing, its interesting how diametrically opposed we are on things. What else are you guys 100% against?
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>>14724217
Same. Figures he'd have crackpot ideas about mind/soul binding too.
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>>14724209
Nothing wrong with loli and incest.
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>>14724205
Fuck off.
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>>14724225
But it's not what I like. I want a few moments to post things I like. I don't shit on anyone's fetish.

>>14724206
>Like immortality
As the other bonding anon, I wouldn't take immortality. That's just too much for me. A long life, sure, but I want to die when I am ready.
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>>14724209
>whining about the gay transgenerational incest
You're the one crying, anon.

Sounds like you need a "grandmother's" touch.
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>>14724232
>I don't shit on anyone's fetish.
You just shat on the gay incest thing.
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>>14724232
>A long life, sure, but I want to die when I am ready
Nothing stopping you from killing yourself. Infact, if yo bonded so well I'm sure you'd both come to the conclusion at the same time. Wouldn't it be nice to have nothing take either one or the other before you're both redy
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>>14724237
Did I? Post the exact words I used that looked even remotely like criticism and I I'll eat my steel toed boots.

>>14724239
>killing yourself
I'd rather just pass away quietly in my sleep, thanks. But yeah, it would be nice to have a hundred years or so of youth.
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So, question...

Do we still have guys who like Dormouse?
https://twitter.com/fancy_form/status/696193167297634305
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>>14724249

Cute
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>>14724249
SWEET BABY JESUS

Please be affordable
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>>14724249
Daaamn.
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>>14724249
Fuckin' adorable.

Dormouse is a cutie. Would happily take her with a side of march hare
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>>14724249
Oh wow, that's really cute.
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So, a question for all you non-immortalityfags, just two, as I don't intend to turn this into an argument or anything. When you die with your waifu, o you picture afterlife, or nothing? And if the anwer i afterlife, be it in pandemonium, Chief god's heaven or In a villa in hell with your hellhound or whatever, why die in the first place, if you're only going to continue existing with her?
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>>14724263
Good only exists with evil

Life only exists with death.
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>>14724272
That doesn't answer the question
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>>14724263
Nothing, an eternal afterlife is just immortality under another name.
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>>14724256
>Please be affordable
Not terribly likely.

It's a Wonfes GK, which are only produced in extremely small quantities.

Pretty much your only hope is if the bootleg group E2064 picks one up for reproduction. And even then, it'd only be all that cheap if you buy a reproduced-GK. If you want it to come prepainted, it'd have to be popular enough to qualif for their "Gathering" series, which generally run up much more expensive than standard mass-production scale figurines.
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>>14724263
I imagine that when I die, that's it. Nothing. The entity that makes me "me" stops existing.
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>>14724274
You can only appreciate life because you die.
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>>14724263
You are still incapable of understanding that bad ends and bad things in general as just as likely or even more likely for an earthly immortal over any "I'll just solve it" pipedreams.

An afterlife at least has certain gaurantees.
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>>14724276
>an eternal afterlife is just immortality under another name.
Agreed. But I'm surprised all the same. I couldn't bear the look on my waifu's face when I tell her I don't want to be with her anymore. Well I couldn't conceive of the feeling in the first place

>>14724280
So you're of the Nothing camp.
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>>14724279
I can't wrap my head around this.

I am so used to existing, the thought of simply not is at once confounding, and incredibly frightening.
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>>14724276
It's like one of Iain Banks' novels, Surface Detal, in which an advanced race builds a digital heaven where everyone goes when they die, only for the living to get freaked out when after a few thousand years the inhabitants start begging for death.
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>>14724287
>I am so used to existing, the thought of simply not is at once confounding, and incredibly frightening.

Honestly? I think this is why the concept of an afterlife exists. But the universe has been around for billions of years before you, and you weren't here for that either.
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>>14724282
>An afterlife at least has certain gaurantees.
Yeah. Eternal unchanging hugbox.
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>>14724298
Or maybe I was, and this is just an endless spiral of reincarnation.
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We're the last thread left, who wants to snipe us off and make a new thread now?
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>>14724287
Well, of course we can't really wrap our heads around it. We always "are", so to speak.
That being said, all the more to give us an incentive to live our lives to our fullest, right?
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>>14724304
Ketherine Kerr has a really interesting take on reincarnation in her fantasy series. It even has a "spirit bond" where lovers generally find each other in each life.
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>>14724282
Not him, but I partially agree. Immortality in the physical world would have obvious problems if you're capable of even the smallest amount of planning or risk assessment. But then immortality in a perfect afterlife where nothing can go wrong would be terrible after a certain amount of time. I don't give a fuck, you guys are either in your teens or twenties, you can't sit here and claim you'll be headstrong after eons of existence.
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/mgt/ - Metaphysics and Grandfathers Thread
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>>14724304
Unlikely. The general population is larger than it has ever been. Where did all the new souls come from?
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>>14724319
You're assuming you have the same sort of grasp of time/being in the afterlife. It's pointless to debate, but I'd bet you're far human at that point.
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>>14724319
But perhaps that is what a setting where-in "Time has no meaning" means.

That you don't grow to loathe eternity in Heaven or wherever, because you simply no longer perceive time as we do?
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>>14724318
>Reincarnation
This is another thing I don't understand. Why not just not die in the first place?
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>>14724308
All these posts to be lost, like tears in the rain.
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>>14724324
Grandmothers
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>>14724329
>You're assuming you have the same sort of grasp of time/being in the afterlife.

The fuck kind of difference would that make? Living forever means existing forever. Time becomes meaningless in this state.
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>>14724325
Time travel.

You'll die reincarnate as a 6th century BC mongolian loli.
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>>14724334
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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>>14724330
>Time has no meaning"
Does time have meaning when you are un-aging? To defend the afterlife with such reasoning is hypocritical.
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>>14724338
This theory requires so much more ass pulling than just dying for good. Occam's razor, anon.
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>>14724319
>But then immortality in a perfect afterlife where nothing can go wrong would be terrible after a certain amount of time.

Nobody ever said that though. Look at all the classic afterlifes. Elysian Fields are just a bunch of happy go lucky people who don't remember one day from the next.

The egyptian one let you have a great time until you got bored and got to reincarnate.

Hindu lets you party until you get too crazy then dumps you back as a human or lower.

Valhalla sure as hell wasn't some peaceful place

Even the Abrahamic one isn't static, what with all the comings and goings of various angels and earthly influence and battles with hell and all that.

So you really don't have a point. It said certain gaurantees, as in quality of life and such, not some unchanging no-fun timestop.
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You get to cuddle your waifu as long as you both enjoy it. The end.
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