>Half-human half-ghost >Two swords >White hair How can

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she's a dork

>>14705226
>white, short hair
My favorite.

>half-ghost

How?

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>>14705226
>half-ghost

>>14705226
>Half-human half-ghost
How does this even work?

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>half-ghost

I fucking hate Japan.

>>14705231
She is half dead.

>>14705232
I hate nigger twitter memes

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>>14705226
>badass
It's not nice to lie anon.

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>>14705226
>dorks
>badass

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Is this the soku thread?

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>>14705226
>half-ghost

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>14705237
Has it been a year yet?

>>14705238
Both of these are pretty shit character designs but atleast one isn't describing the exact protagonist we get in every triple A game.

>>14705239
Its been more than that to be honest, but soku seems to trigger /v/

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>badass
the only way to be more wrong would be to post pic related

>>14705226
Did her father fuck a ghost or something?

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>>14705226
>badass
>not dork

>>14705226
>dork gardener
>badass

>>14705241
>>14705239
>dec 2013 - jun 2015
Its been a year since Lukas's announcement.

>>14705241
>Its been more than that
False.

>>14705226
I HATE YOUMU
AND I HATE REISEN

>half ghost
>white hair
>two swords

I don't know anon that seems pretty cliche.

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>Ever calling Youmu a dork
>Not having shitty taste
Moe 2hus trigger me, please refrain from posting

>>14705248
I want to slam a door into Parsee's face!

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>>14705226
You're missing something.

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She's a dork and her feet stink

>>14705250
dork

>>14705249
Examples?

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Youmu is cute! Cute!

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>>14705250
Moe 2hus are the best though

>>14705249
It's fucking Touhou

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>>14705231
Magic

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>Half-human half-ghost
>Snow white hair
>glowing green eyes
>can walk through walls, disappear and fly

How can one character be so badass?

>>14705232
Two bombs was not enough.

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>>14705246
>>14705247
Its at least a year and half if we count when everything started, otherwise its almost a year from the last announcement on the group

>>14705260
DELETE FUCKING THIS

>>14705257
I prefer more serious 2hu or at least more connected to the original shitty characterization they have in the original games, cute and moe is severely overrated

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>half tengu
>half nuclear reactor
Now that's badass

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>>14705251
Rude.

>>14705266
>okuufags
>ever not being retards

>>14705262
A year and a half ago was aug 2014.

>>14705231
one parent is a ghost, the other is human. this isn't rocket science here.

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I prefer my 2hus 100% ghost.

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>>14705226
Let me post a real badass for you.

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>badass

Ewww 2hus are supposed to be cute

Please kill yourself faglord

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>>14705271
That's fine too.

>>14705273
What would her asshole taste like

>>14705231
She is neither truly alive nor truly death, an undying shadow in the world of lights

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>>14705271
Why 100%?

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>>14705260

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Let's turn this into cute thread!

>>14705275
Sweet mochi

>>14705237
Might as well be.

>>14705231
One half is alive and other dead.

>>14705260
What about his 2 swords?

>>14705270
Certainly, I understand.
It's just like I'm an adult because both of my parents were adults.
And you're a teenager because your father is an adult and your mother is a child.

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>>14705273
You misspelled "fucking cool".

Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

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>>14705273
2hus are supposed to be youkai, get some taste you moe shitter

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>>14705281
Don't tell me what to do

>>14705266
I always considered her tengu even though she isn't one

She is much closer to original karasu tengu then Aya mainly because she is a raven, not a crow

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>>14705284
>nerds
>cool

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>>14705288
look at how cool she is

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>>14705226
>half angel half demon
>two guns + a sword
>black hair
How can one character be so badass?

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>>14705284
>>14705285
Say what you want but you're vocal minorities whose opinion doesn't matter

Stop forcing pretentious shit on 2hus

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>>14705288
>says the dogposter

>>14705288
I want to bully Yamabiko scum.

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>>14705285
Since when have fairies and witches been youkai?

>>14705293
It's a 2hu thread, so yes

>>14705226
>two swords

Into the trash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJBEDxh0RQw

>>14705295
Since secondaries started thinking.

>>14705293
This is a Touhou thread

Go back to /a/, please.

I know you can't.

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>>14705291
Moe is boring, there is way too much porn and cute shit goin on around, call me pretentious all you want but after a while it becomes boring and stale to see only "cute" things

>>14705240
And almost every weeb game action game has the same ones as well. Both have mediocrity but at least the west isn't nearly as annoying as a child, calling upon invisible shields to protect him from every possible attack.

>>14705301
Touhou is a game, not anime

>>14705300
>kobito = inchling
Pfffff.

>>14705304
*game series

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>>14705295
Since the origins of those creatures. Only they were never called that because they were created in different areas.

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Post the cutest pic in your Touhou folder.

>>14705249
Touhou is as cliche and trite as it gets.

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>>14705291
>forcing
It's almost like you're just another secondar-- oh wait...

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>>14705302
Like I said your opinion doesn't matter

The majority like cute things so 2hu should be cute

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>>14705310

>>14705304
That's the joke, along with the fact that no one on /a/ or /v/ wanted 2hu, so they made /jp/.

>>14705318
>i'm so new i don't know why /jp/ exists

>>14705314
Most of us are secondary, anon.

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>>14705315
I guess in this case i'll move out of this thread, have fun with your moe then.

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>>14705322
Then leave and have a nice day

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>>14705314
There is nothing wrong with being secondary

>>14705231

>all parents die= orphan; full ghost
>one parent dies= half ghost

what's hard

>>14705325
That's exactly what a filthy secondary would say

>secondary
When will this meme end?

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YOUMU

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>>14705329
>not keeping the funposting alive

>>14705260
I never saw the end of this but I heard it was retarded because the writer became a born-again christian.
It wasn't THAT bad was it?

I am getting fucking tired of these images in the Legacy captchas

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>>14705331
No I me.

>>14705324
Post Hemo Wacky wearing panties

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>>14705331
Yes?

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>>14705336
Okay why?

>>14705337
FEET!

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Move it sluts, best girl is here.

>>14705339
Lewd

I'm half /v/ half /a/ and half /pol/ poster

>>14705339
Why would mermaid wear panties?

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>>14705345
For decency.

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I unironically love being secondary and my favorite 2hu is Cirno.

Keep posting pretty 2hus, lads.

>>14705283
What does age classification have to do with breeding? Horrible analogy.

>>14705344
>/pol/

You guys always show worse ways to be faggots.

>>14705348
Fish butt!

>>14705351
I'm nice though.

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>>14705349
only the best for you

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Recently Youmu became my new favorite touhou. Want to know why?

>>14705355
Is that swimsuit half ghost as well?

>>14705226
its a small girl
there is no bad ass

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>>14705357
Was it D@i?

>>14705361
Dai does not have a cock.

>>14705358
There is an image of her using her ghost half as a swimsuit.

>>14705364
You should post it.

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>Half-meme Half Cat
>Two Tails
>Brown hair
How can one character be so HONKY

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Youmu is a boy.

Loving Youmu=loving penis.

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What's so likeable about dorks?

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>>14705339
>Panties on a mermaid
Hemo, you madman.
I wonder what crazy things he has planned for His new obsession.

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>>14705361
Who knew Youmu and gay sex could work so well?

>>14705366
But it's too lewd for a christian friendly youkai thread.

>>14705365
No you shut up.

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>>14705372
Is too

>>14705373
Just do it, the mods will be here soon to delete the thread.

>>14705375
Nah, it's not /r/touhou. That place is a den of Marisafags, not Youmufags.

>>14705372
This is not your personal walkthrough dump, nerd.

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>>14705377
>he doesn't realize he is on a mod sanctumed funposting thread

>>14705379
How do you know?

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>>14705378

Please post more cute dorks.

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>>14705367

Bkub Chen is the best.

>>14705383
I went there a couple times, to see if it had more or less gameplay talk than this place does.

I'd say it's about 1:1, desu.

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>>14705386
No.

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Daily reminder that hot topic can fuck the Yama.

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>>14705387
No one play that shitty game, fuccboi.

>>14705371
Disgusting

>>14705392
Anon gave us their shit popularity pool some time ago. Marisa won.

>>14705394
stupid hat

>>14705393
It looks somewhat interesting.

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>>14705231

Half dead, half alive.

It's a separate specie, not the result of a ghost and a human copulating.

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We all know Futo is the better dork

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>>14705401
Dont like jelly?

>>14705403
Yeah, he fucking did. I'm even going to dig it for you.

https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/324914381/#q324916772

It has a shitty video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhj0TE2PsxQ

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>>14705405
>Lying
>online of all places
that's not a good thing anon.

>>14705226
>ghost
Youmufags confirmed for not even knowing shit about their own waifu.

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>>14705405

truly the dorkiest

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>>14705397
*smart hat

>>14705398
Nice

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>>14705405
Also the most bullyable.

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>>14705415
We only stayed on page one for so long because touhou threads are rare.

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Claim your 2hu waifu, /v/ or someone else will get her

Quick!

>>14705419
Ran Yakumo is the best!

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>>14705419
All mine

>>14705419
I'll just take Youmu, someone has to.

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Hello /jp/

Rekt

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>>14705419
<3

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>>14705419

>>14705431
Why do these images exist

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>>14705367

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>>14705458
Because I hang out with the cool people.

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>>14705458
Why not?

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>>14705417
>because touhou threads are rare.
Since when? There are like three or so Touhou threads every day.

Also, >>14705419, I'm claiming Sumireko.

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>>14705489

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>>14705498

>>14705503
delete this

What Touhou girl could love a /v/ poster like me?

>>14705503
Im quite surprised she doesnt get enough porn.

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Is it confirmed that Youmu popped out of Yuyuko's ghostly pussy?

>>14705522
None.

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>>14705498
Exactly two or three touhou threads a day out of the hundred or so threads that's pretty rare.

>>14705531
Not even Reimu?

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my bf told me youmu is a boy, is this true?

>>14705546
My bf says no.

>>14705542
Not even Reimu.

>>14705549
I'll just share with you then.

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>>14705537
Dude, that's pretty fucking common.

I'd only consider a type of thread to be "rare" if it's seldom seen. Like Klonoa threads, or Grandia threads, or I dunno, Need for Speed threads.

>>14705554
But I'm a /v/ poster too.

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>>14705546

yes

>>14705522
Sumireko because she is a shitposter as well

>>14705579
Two /v/ posters combined is like one /a/ poster. I'm sure one of them have to go for us then.

>>14705226
Does her ghost half serve any purpose?
It seems confusingt and strange two have two bodies, one being a whispy blob thing.

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>>14705598
Maybe not Benben would like us. Nobody even remembers her name and she is unpopular.

>>14705640
I'll love her like a son.

>>14705248
AND I HATE LARRY!

>>14705290
stop.

>>14705231
This is how.
https://youtu.be/oWW4itY3PJ8

>>14705228
S A M E

>>14705242
>stoic veteran soldier that became an enemy of the moon out of loyalty to her bratty fuck of a princess
>manipulating waves is levels above border manipulation according to modern physics
How?

>>14707091
/v/ermins

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>>14705226
What if youmu is only a dork outside of combat and becomes an EPIC BADASS when fighting?

>>14710338
that's a lie and you know it desu

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>>14705419

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>You're a human, I see.
>Just what I needed.
>I shall drain every drop
>of the spring from you!

>The things that cannot be cut by my Roukanken, forged by youkai…
>are next to none!

Youmu is fierce as HELL

>>14711077
It's chuunibyou. Her fierceness is a result of her dorkiness.

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Youmu is badass when she needs to be.

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>>14710338
Are u Youmu?

>>14707091
>manipulating waves is levels above border manipulation according to modern physics
I need a good explanation of this

>>14705298
>Since secondaries started thinking.
So never?

>>14717834
Exactly.

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I heard this was a badass Touhou thread.

I want to touch her phantom half, I wonder what it feels like.
I also wonder how she would repond.

>>14705395
Oh, so, the thousands of yuri images of 2hu girls is okay but when there's two cute boyhus it's "disgusting"?

I want hypocrisy to die.

>>14718352
Hypocrisy is an abstract concept; it doesn't have the capacity to either live or die.

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>>14718401
Okay, let me simplify it.

I want hypocritical dumbasses on this board to die.

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>>14718350
Like a warm, fluffy ball of silk, not unlike Youmu's silver, short locks of hair. Youmu on the other hand would be slightly cold, like someone who was out in the snow for an hour or so.

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we gotta make her half cyborg too for todays kids

>>14718433
>half cyborg
Half ghost, quarter human, quarter robot?

>>14705242
Inaban a cute!

>>14705248
You're a massive fag.

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>>14718433
MGS4 came out 8 years ago

>>14718439
no, half ghost half human half cyborg

>nerd
>dork
>cool
Stupid /jp/ memes.

kuso thread

Why do we keep getting v garbage? Just put it in the actual trash board instead of here, come on jannies

>>14718579
/jp/x/v/ crossboarders are the master race.

>>14718454
And I'm still mad about "I was just pretending to be retarded to fool the patriots".

>>14718728
No fuck off, please tell your mods to just delete the threads instead of moving you stupid fucks here.
You're killing many threads that would last 3 months this way, aside bringing your crap here in general.

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>>14705250
>>14718458
dork

>>14705320
>i'm so new and i knew why /jp/ exist.

>>14718342
Shouldn't have let her thread die if you cared so much, dude.

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>>14705250
>>14718458
>/jp/ meme