Please read: an urgent appeal from Hakurei Reimu.
Did you know that the Hakurei shrine costs 5000 yen a day to run? With your help, the Hakurei shrine can continue to service the lonely men of Gensokyo and keep people satisfied. If every visited donated just 500 yen, I would spend the money on funny hats.
Are you serious? Mima is like the coolest toehoe around and shit.
Are you even aware of the existence of the Touhou games that came before EoSD?
I can just imagine their reactions
Reimu: Great I have to deal with her again.
Marisa: Yay, Lady Mima is back!