What would you do with a pet yukkuri?

>>14690337
I'd have a Yuuka style, and I'd have it take care of my garden.

>>14690337
ask her to rip me apart and eat me

Test out if Yukkuris can fly
Off my roof

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>>14690337

pet it

I would try and breed more pet yukkuri with it so I could abuse the shitheads and pamper the niceheads.

Anyone seen my Yukari yukkuri? I just got her and now she's gone.

Teach it to type with its braids so it can bump this thread

>>14690602
this picture depresses me since all the other pics from this author are sick animal abuse.

>>14690337
Raise them like children if they're nice while shitheads get executed in the shed out back.

>>14690337
Plug its poop and pee hole with super glue and observe..

It all depends. If it's a nicehead then care for it. If it's a shithead creampie or anal creampie

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>>14693146

>>14694592
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>14694592

>>14690337
Put a bunch of them in a box and shake the shit out of it until they start brutally murdering each other, last one standing wins, only the strong will survive.

>you will never read true happiness for first time again

>>14694592
I did say I'd fuck shitheads but those are the ones I would abuse sexually.
Niceheads would receive a polite sexual experience from me.

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>>14692159

>>14700273
lulz the marisa just gets shredded in a blender in front of the others

I love that type of psychological abyuse

Yukkuris are ugly. I wouldn't want one as a pet.