What if you were transported to lewd Gensokyo?

>>14681365
Byakuren in missionary with hand holding for the sole purpose of procreation.

I fuk 2hu

pregnancy

pregnancy everywhere

>>14681365
Many 2hus would walk around naked, have oversized breasts, patchy would be fatchy, 2hus would have their feet worshiped 247.

Reimu and Byakuren all day, every day. Weekly excursions for extra touhous.

I would sniff Patchy's armpits and butthole.

>>14681365
Boobhus everywhere and youkai who cause incidents and get caught are infantalized and forced to wear diapers

Momiji, Reisen, and Shou would be my personal babysluts. Maybe throw Nazrin in there as well? Fuck, it's hard to choose just a few 2hus

The answer varies a bit based on whether I'm turned into a girl myself as part of this.

Assuming I'm not though, I want to be Remilia-sama's meat vibrator and stress relief toy.

What kind of lewd Gensokyo? There's lots of kinds.
Gensokyo where everybody's a slut, Gensokyo where everybody gets raped, Gensokyo where everybody's in a whorehouse, Gensokyo where some tentacle monsters have taken over, Gensokyo that's normal but with a few abnormal lewd Touhous, Gensokyo that's in the process of becoming lewd, etc.
Which?

>>14681625
A gensokyo where the waifhus can preform any fetish/kink/lewd act imaginable. Except murder.

No killing, no spell card, just sex

If I kill myself in Gensokyo will I just go to another Gensokyo?

>>14681634
That's not very specific. What's the situation there?

>>>/d/6640443

>>14681636
You will be tramsported in to lewd gensokyo

>>14681660
The kinks are kept to what /jp/ wants not what /d/ wants.

I still wouldn't get laid.

>>14681679
Do you actually unironically believe that nobody browses both boards

>to what /jp/ wants not

Boring vanilla shit?

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Everyone would be sporting large chests. Even the fairies.

Kill all of them, purge their degeneracy.

Would Sanae be the strongest 2hu in lewd Gensokyo?

>>14681778
Can I join your adventuring party? I want to kill degenerate Touhous with you.

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>>14681679
>tramsported
So the Sanzu River has finally modernized, eh?

I'd hate lewd Gensokyo. All the girls would either be sluts, which is dumb and terrible, or everyone would be mind broken, which is depressing and terrible, and all guys would be sex-obsessed douchebags. I'd look for a way to a better Gensokyo, because it would be all the sweeter after this shitshow.

>>14681753
Pls /d/. Not everyone shares your DA/pixiv tier fetishes.

>>14681660
Man, /d/, you're fucking weird. What happened to you?

>>14681781

As a Yukarifag I feel conflicted on this comment.

I compelled to state that, Yukari is actually the strongest, but however this would also mean that she is the biggest slut, which totally unacceptable.

>>14681900
But Yukari isn't the strongest, you dummy.

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Rape everyone and then be raped by everyone. Parser goes twice.

Would you be a faceless fat man or a faceless relateable spiky haired young man?

>>14681943
I'd rather be a shota that gets to have sex with every onee-san in Gensokyo

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Find Patchouli and become her footboy.

Extend life through studying magic then find a way back. I'm not living in some backwater with no Internet for more than I have to.

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>>14682067
You don't need the internet when you can pound fairy pussy every day

Do I get to be a girl at least?

I want to go to faceless rapist Gensokyo and use my genre-savviness to save all the Touhous.

>>14682144
Gender Bender is about 80% more lewd than the alternative. So I'd say yes, as long as you appropriately slut it up.

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>>14682155
Nobody would be able to outslut me.

Has anyone else ever planned out their own unique lewd gensokyo? I've already assigned fetish specifications to all my favorite hous and how it effects their daily lives.

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Go and participate in the youkai mountain orgy.

>>14681365
I would make a fun game out of escaping sex every day.

And if I get caught, great, I guess.

>>14682215
I'm curious, post your personal lewd Gensokyo

Have every loli 2hu take turns in abusing me, kicking me in the balls and pissing on me

holy shit what is this board

>>14681377
This one tbqhwy

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Creampie for everyone!

>>14682248
/jp/ - Otaku Culture, can't you read the header?

>>14681634
>Except murder.
Why? Yuokai and fairies and immortals can regenerate. Let them be killed too.

I'd still stay a virgin.

>>14681679
"Casual sex world" is the most derided idea, though.

http://nhentai.net/g/136383/ but with animal youkai

>>14682660
I knew what it was even before opening the link

But how do you know if the Gensokyo was lewd to begin with, or if you are the outside factor infecting everything with lewdness? What if you were the demons all along?

>>14681910
Yukari is literally omnipotent. If she's not, she just needs to manipulate the boundaries of her power until she is.

>>14682845
oh man, the irony when a joke about how obnoxious Yukari fags is when it comes to power level actually started a discussion about it.

Impregnate every girl. Over and over and over for years to come.
I will be the father of a thousand children.

>>14682802
What's one more demon in Gensokyo? I'd just be bringing joy of a kind instead of fear.

Teleport out.

>>14681778
Anti-purity defense forces activate!

>>14681785
fuckin nazi

>>14682218
sauce

Footjobs from Yuuka please

>>14682218
Love watosato's works

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>>14682230
I don't think you'd like it, anon...

>>14683254
Are they being inflated from you cumming in them?

>>14683235
Too fat.

>>14682230
http://exhentai.org/g/259812/301fdded81/

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>>14681380
/jp/ in a nutshell

>>14683266
It's a little more complicated than that.

It's an affliction spreading across gensokyo, causing bellies and boobs to swell up. Some of the girls have taken a liking to it and so there's a lot of inflatey shenanigans going on, sometimes consensual, other times not.

>>14683342
in a very big nut shell. Infact its spot on just throw kancole, AKB48, vocaloids, When they cry and Pochaco and then you got everything /jp/ would fap to.

>>14683412
You've posted this before.

>>14682393
Your waifu can kill you, nor can you kill their waifu.

Eternal imprisonment for an immortal would also count as murder.

>>14683903
What about lifelong imprisonment? Or lifelong immobilization, or transformation, or that sort of thing?

>>14683985
Would count as "murder"

>>14684014
What a load of bull. What kind of lewd Gensokyo doesn't have some unlucky girls locked in a wall or in some underground tentacle pit for the rest of their lives?

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>>14681377
>>14681500
This and this. I want mom to teach me how to properly have sex so I can go and pay Reimu for it.

Hopefully I can attain unlimited ejaculation.

>>14681365
Wud totali fuk dat 2hu

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>>14681500
PLEASE do not mix the best shrine maiden with shitty hags.

>>14684239
Byakuren couldn't teach you anything about that, it's you who's supposed to strip her naked and teach her rude body.

>>14684239
Why everyone wants to cum inside of Byakuren? What is good about this mom that everyone wants to bone?
>tfw she is my mom

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I want to service the Yakumo family.

>>14684083
They have to enjoy it too bro

>>14681967
Do 2hus get flustered when you call them onee-chan?

>>14685399
motto oneechan

>>14685399
I think it depends on the 2hu in question

>>14685356
>he doesn't put relish on other's suffering

Which Touhou would you fuck?
http://exhentai.org/s/d024224a7d/701275-16
http://exhentai.org/s/f7303f46ea/703520-17

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>>14685445
I want to call Flan onee-chan and leave her flabbergasted!

>>14685606
About that, I read it's getting a sequel with Flan, but I found nothing about it on any of Michiking's sites

nylon footjob from meiling

>>14685356
Well then that ain't my lewd Gensokyo. Thanks for getting my hopes up for nothing!
Next time use a better term than just lewd, because that can mean so so so many things.

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Ask Yukari if she'd give me a slow back massage with her silky gloves.

>>14685699
>nylon
>not barefoot

>>14685770
Then your a sadistic fuck who beats his waifu.

>>14685829
>have her wear nylons all day
>sweaty nylons
>smell of her pheromones

>>14686017
>a sadistic fuck
True, in some cases.

>who beats his waifu
Completely false!

And this doesn't change the fact that lewd is to broad a term. Having a non-con fetish in some form is plenty lewd and very, very common.

>>14686033
As if anyone uses the actual definition of lewd. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lewd
Fuck the internet generation.

>>14686091
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lewd

as an adjective the top definition is sexually promiscuous

were using it right

>>14686369
>Eat a ton of mushrooms from the forest of magic
You are now either dead, or so high that you could invade the moon kingdom and thus probably imagining the rest.

Walk around with a mattress tied to my back.

>>14681365
Gensokyo transfers from jp to b and r9k.

>>14681967
Futa-yukari and futa-yuyuko want to play!

What is the underwear Touhou girls wear called again? I keep forgetting.

>>14686810
Can you tell me fast please I really have to know right now.

>>14686810
Plumberpoofs.

>>14686810
Bloomers.

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>>14686817
No way man.

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>>14686814
???

>>14686822
>>14686822
Thank you!

>>14684471
>Byakuren doesn't make him rock hard.

>>14687550
>being a hagfag

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>>14681365
I would indulge myself to the pleasures of the unknown!

I'd continue waiting to become a wizard. Surely in such a haven for debauchery one's powers would be boosted exponentially.

Then I conquer Gensokyo and enslave the 2hus.

>>14682118
Source?

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>>14683254
first thing I thought when I saw picrelated was if the guy hears something about finance inflation, income and how his pics don't pay and repeats with "Inflation?", showing he doesn't care about inflation since his payed requests net him enough because the market of weirdoes with money is always strong.
Then I realised it's simply about inflation fetish.
I want my younghood back /jp/.

>>14687945

Jokes on you, friend, I'm already a wizard. I'd enslave the 2hus and you!

*cough**cough*
...okay if no ones going to say it then I will; role playing is really cringeworthy dudes

>>14688526
It's better to ignore autists when they're busy with their own thoughts.
When I used to read stuff like "I will do [lewd thing] to [random girl]" I used to think "no you won't because you're a loser in your basement who'll never get into contact with any girl let alone a fictional character" but I realized that you see it all the time on various 4chan boards so the best thing you can do is just not bother.

>>14688590
I will do lewd thing to your favourite 2hu!

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Which ones it would be in your lewd Gensokyo?

>>14688590

I hate fun: the post!

>>14688595
Small breasts. They are beautiful for a reason.

Flat and poor works too.

>>14688482

Stay innocent, anon.

>>14688595

Everything on the bottom row.

>>14688595
Fuck you her breasts aren't fake

>>14682660
This never got finished, did it?

>>14688595
top row only

>>14688595
Fake + anything on the bottom row

Drinking all the time with Yuugi and Suika

And then I'd just whore myself out on my off days

>>14681365

Impregnate Kanako's ass.

>>14690995
That's not how asses work, dude.

>>14691331
It is possible to have a tear or deformation that joins both canals.

>>14691623
If you're opening up such a thing you're doing much more than simply impregnating her!

Every single Touhou would be lined up to take turns sticking their cute smelly feet in my face!

>>14685445
So which 2hus do you think would get flustered? Alice and Youmu are a given. Nazrin might as well, but I can't say for sure.

>>14683192
No I'm not

touhous are personified fetishes

>>14691623
That's fucking gross.

>>14682248
tumblrhou

>>14701906
/jp/

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>>14681365
I would get eaten if you know what I mean

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>>14706005
It would really be a good idea for you to be specific there.

>>14688595
50% enlarged huge to super

>>14688595
From Cirno to Sanny.

>>14706216
Isn't that porn?

>>14706216
What is that kid there? Like a half fox-half mouse?

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>>14717926
For vore fetishists.

>>14685614
>sequel with Flan

I NEED THIS! I fucking love 2hu with shotas.

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>>14681758
Have you seen this guys works? everybody have large chest, EVERYBODY. Shame that nobody is translating his last doujins though.

>>14724497
They're all the same.

>>14724497
His doujins are had to translate because TEXT EVERYWHERE, not to mention that his lettering leaves much to be desired.