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So I just caught up with the last thread before it archived. Draugrs are super OP, I can't believe Skyrim made them the mookest of the mooks.
Also the new girl is nice. I'm guessing some kind of drowned undead, maybe? I mean, it seems possible, given her coloring.
What happens if she falls into a vat filled with the Bacchus orders alcohol?
>It's an aquatic monstergirl
>But not a shark girl
Posting this again because last thread was on its dying breath
Also giev orc grill pictures
Yep, you're right but for some reasons, she has no difficulty to speak with other girls like Eponine. Most of the avatar's supports suck.
Scary, but I like it.
A yandere March Hare imagining that you want to fuck someone else is creepy.
You could gander through Sca's tumblr.
Nigga has a muscular Orc girl OC.
Everyday that passes, and every time I feel the cold sting of betrayal and reality, seeing people I used to like get outed as either horrible people or end up dead, having things I care about ruined or ded, and the ones I love have the worse happen, I learn that Mindflayers really aren't that bad.
I want to move all my stuff into a secluded cabin with her, completely self sufficient, and live there with the Mindflayer wiping out all the bitter memories and making me believe it's still the 90s/2000s, and looping that forever.
I think that she is one of my favorites even with the partial translation.
>Mandragora and plant girl
>Clingy and loves hugs
>Agressive loli form
>Could be a yandere because of clinginess and eating seaweeds
>can move more easily than Alraunes, other plant girls and water MGs without magic
I know the feeling anon, I had three "close" friends and without going too far into blog territory they all ended up being terrible pieces of shit.
I'd rather take comfort in a Yeti than a mindflayer though, hugs are reassuring.
It's like what Lovecraft wrote about, how Knowledge wasn't inherently a good thing, and sometimes what we know will drive us mad. Obviously not to the same scale, but it's still rings true that we can learn things we don't want to know. Truth is not always the best, but it is still real, and that can make it worse.
Why? It'd just be us. We could live together in the cabin, and enjoy ourselves. We could watch movies and play video games we know are good. Movie has a shit sequel, or video game franchise goes downhill? She can just eliminate that from my mind, I'll always think Jurassic Park was a stand alone movie, that the Gamecube was the last Nintendo console, and so on. She could shape my reality to be perfect. And it'd just be the two of us, if someone else accidentally interrupted she could send them on their way and fix that in my head.
We could live in a happy idealistic paradise, free from the cruel reality outside. No cable, not even Internet access. Just us, the outside world and whatever goes down out there would be its problem, not ours.
As a fellow Mindflayer lover I understand your point of view
But I still think that life would become better by simply embracing insanity and having sex 24/7
Nothing to worry about, just pure pleasure all the time
How would my Flowkelp GF act if she found a half-empty palette of seaweed snacks in my pantry?
>Zipangu is Japan
>Mist continent is China
>Order territory is Europe
>The America equivalent is all but confirmed with American monster girls in future
Will KC ever explore African monster girls? There's probably some really obscure stuff out there he could use and some obvious ones like Lions.
He's already done Egypt, that's about as far into Africa as anybody wants to go.
Yeah but has KC done a version of them? They'd be in the mist continent so there's your mist walker.
>Yeah but has KC done a version of them?
How do you forget them when they're only a few releases ago?
Well sure Egypt is in Africa but it's not exactly lions, giraffes and monkeys Africa. KC's version wouldn't strictly have to be a 3rd world shithole either.
>Not sure if want.
You know you want it. He could even get an African tribal theme going with the head dresses, spears and shields.
>You will never touch Anubis' paw pads
>Anubis sitting on a slave bench under a palm tree, overseeing the construction of the empire's newest monument
>Pinches the guy's butt every once in awhile to make him crawl to keep up with the changing shade as the sun moves across the sky.
>TFW no Coatlicue GF
Just rip my fucking heart out and then kick me down the long-ass stone stairs of a temple, at the bottom of which my crumpled body will finally come to a rest, in order to appease the gods.
>KC says in the Q&A that he would Aztec MGs but not in the near future.
Didn't he say that a long time ago?
Anyway KC has so many MGs planned along with more world building and lore, and we have no idea about his priorities so trying to guess what's coming next is nearly impossible
This sounds like a great idea if your goal if to get raped senseless until you give up your body, heart and soul to your waifu by pledging absolute loyalty to her
MGs probably don't have any concept of divorce or breakup
Yes, he answered that in the first session.
For worldbuilding and predicting, it was easy for the Wonderland ones, since their profiles almost followed.
Same with the Lovecraftian ones like Mindflayer and Shoggoth.
Maybe we'll get more MGs who are Bacchus followers.
I also think that the 200th MG will be something like the Lilim. Maybe one of the goddesses' daughters, a Sephiram or a Lilim/Alice hybrid like the Queen of the hearts.
Besides that, yeah it's hard. I wonder what we'll get next time.
Except the quoted question did not make it clear it was about the breasts growing at will. So its unclear if KC simply thought the person was one of those people who like gigantic breasts and wanted to know the max size KC would accept.
In the actual profile the idea that they can freely control their breast size came from someone who wasn't the usual translator. The usual translator translated the caption as referring to them freely controlling the shape of their breasts to give the man the most pleasure.
I suppose anyone here who knows Japanese and has seen the Japanese caption could clarify though. I can post the latter if need be (would have to remove or censor the art though, because nipples).
>"Mr human? (I wish I knew his name..) Please come out. There's no need to be afraid"
>"I promise I won't hurt you..please?" (I want to hug him so bad..)
I... never looked at her face. I was just like "Seaweed. Cool" Why is she so cute? What did KC do? She looks sad and lonely, why do i jut wanna hold her? Is it a trap? Is this how they get men?
Anubis paws are interesting and varied.
Typically, the pawpads on the feet will be rather tough, due to walking and having weight put on them. That's where a real deep, slow massage would come in handy. Really just commit yourself and get some moisturiser, some therapeutic oils, and rub them in, true and deep. Don't stop until your anubis is so melty she looks like a chocolate ice cream girl.
The hands are usually a different matter. Anubi don't usually engage in extremely demanding handiwork, so these paws are normally soft, delicate and sensitive. Maybe even overly so.
Here, a more... stimulating touch is required. Keep things light, but not too light.
Start with giving her those nice little shivers, tracing just the absolute tips of your fingers, though never too many at once, across her centre pawpad in slow, circular motions.
Once you've built her up some, taking a single paw in both hands and using your thumbs for some wholesome massaging will be rather effective. But don't forget that a tender touch will work well between her knuckles, and between her digits too. Playing and toying with (but never truly rubbing against) the grain of her soft, sensitive fur here will definitely make an anubis squirm and sigh in a most delightful manner, too.
I may not be Massage Anon, but I'll be damned if I let him outdo me when it comes to Anubis Care and Appreciation.
So apparently the lingerie this Cheshire has on is the next keyhole sweater if you know what I mean.
KC made a jiang-shi too. They're noted for super strength, martial arts, physical maintenance, etc.
I can see it now. She'd definitely be the kind who would cry on your shoulder as you spoon. Tries to shrug it off as her being extra wet, but in reality she's just so happy to have found her one and only.
>MG Wild West
>Lilim bored of the high fantasy schtick calls out to any man or woman to face her in a quick-draw match
>HFW the Anon she's been watching since birth like a Seraphim would comes out and goes
>"I'm your huckleberry"
There is also someone asking if Minotaurs can change their breast size.
It implies that Holstaurs can do it.
I don't remember if the people who ask the questions are japs though.
>She just drifts along all day, watching the sea floor
>'Ah... the Sea Bishop is going at it again with her husband' (I wish I had a man to hug me like that...)
>'I wonder what it's like... to freely move about in the oceans like they do... (It must be fun...)"
>'Maybe some day I'll find my destined beloved... (Ahn... I want to wear that sea stone like an engagement ring)'
>'I'm sorry I can't be like other girls for you (I just want to be loved...)'
I really liked these when they first came out, but nowadays I don't know what's going on with quality control.
My first batch was figuratively perfect. Nice and crisp, with just a touch of salt to give a nice taste.
Then they added too much salt.
Then after they fixed that, they made them really oily. I could see just green oil at the bottom of my plastic cup/tray.
This made them really soggy, sometimes.
And when that got fixed, the salt issue popped up again.
I just wish they made 'em like they first did.
This is how that question was answered:
>Like human, each species of mamono can have individual difference. So there can be individuals with large breasts or small ones. Unlike Holstaurs, they can't be milked unless they get pregnant. The quantity and quality of their milk is no match to Holstaurs, but it is still delicious because they are mamonos of cow.
So again it looks like something may have been lost in the translation as KC seemed to think the person was asking about the sizes minotaur breasts could be. He never addressed the idea of them changing sizes.
She really is just like kelp
>Floating along the surface
>Staring down at the ocean floor
>Watching that nice Kraken lady help a bunch of sailors from a sinking ship
Which she totally didn't sink herself
>Watching another guy unsuspectingly be dragged to 'The Cave' by a group of dolphin mermaids
>Directing a Sea Bishop as to where her lost tablet is
>Saying hi to
>Waving at a bunch of Barnacle girls who share her loneliness
>Admiring a Crabgirl going off to walk on land
>She wished she could do that
>She'd probably meet a nice guy. They come from the surface
>She just wants to hug something
>She outstretches her arms and embraces the sea
>You can't hug water
>She ends up hugging herself
>Underwater, no one can see you cry
I love that Seraphim MG idea.
She becomes much cuter
But anon, Yuki Onnas and Shirohebis are mentally unstable women and they are known for being good wives.
Except for the kesaran. She wants you to inhale her fluff.
>"No no...please...don't struggle. I wasn't lying when I said I wasn't going to hurt you."
>"Just relax and let me hug you more. Your skin feels so nice..."
>"Please...I don't want to be alone anymore.."
You may not realize it, but yanderes are love.
Shame that yandere monstergirls are lacking in the art department.
Are you kidding me anon?
All the non agressive MGs from Zipangu are considered to be good wives and housewives.
I like other girls like Inaris but yanderes are also good wives and nice as long as you're not an asshole.
>A big wave causes her to wash up on the shore
>So this is sand...
>She can hug it
>She ends up sitting there on the shore hugging the ground, in content to feel something solid she can hug
>Since she barely uses her arms, it's a slow process
>Suddenly, boy spotted!
>This was her moment
>With such speed, such vigour, she begins to crawl towards the unsuspecting man
>She's unsurprisingly not as fast on land then in the sea
>Another wave blows in and begins to pull her back to the sea
>A muffled "Nooooooo" causes the boy to look around in confusion just to miss her
>Back to foating again
>But at least she brought some sand that she could hug
>The flow of the water causes it to break apart in her hands
>Kelp blowing bubbled mid -daydream
>The bubble brushes her cheek
>It tickles and she giggles, brushing away an imagined hand
>She freezes, and her face falls.
>She blushes in shame, and for once is thankful of her loneliness. Atleast no one saw that.
>She goes back to floating silently upon the ocean surface
I agree, as flowkelp and tentacle are my two favorite monster girl species. They would both just hug each other and talk together, waiting to finally find a guy who likes them for who they are.
In still water plants (and algae) will actually build up enough oxygen to create bubbles that eventually rise to the surface if they get big enough to slip off the plant. I've seen it happen in my aquariums.
>Kelp girl bumps her head on something
>She looks to see that it's some sort of long, almost tube-like pillow of sorts
>Their seems to be an image on both sides but it's faded
>>She ends up holding onto it before it drifts off
>Pulling it close to her and hugging it
>And hugging it tighter
>And rubbing her head onto the middle part
>Not even noticing she curled her legs up close to it
>This is the closest she's ever been to hugging anything that she didn't realize she was moving on her own
Yeah I remember it was mentionned in the previous thread.
Yeah I guess, it could be bad especially if they are Lilims counterparts, they could beat or even kill any monsters without problems.
They like being bullied by your dick, then they bully you in their loli forms.
Just imagine being the guy who decided to hug a Kelp girl when she wasn't expecting it
>She's surprised to feel someone embrace her
>She looks and sees that it's a human and is utterly shocked by this.
>She slowly reaches out and returns the hug, afraid that this is just some kind of dream
>When she realizes that it isn't she hugs more earnestly with everything she has and starts crying, being happiest she's ever been in years.
she'd never laugh though, only be immeasurably glad that you have it and it's hers. She'd love and cherish it so much that its size would become utterly inconsequential to her. She'd want to be close to it, and you, all day, so she knows you're real, so she knows she has you, so she knows you won't leave her
This sir, is my ultimate dream right here. I find the flowkelp appeals to me and making someone you lovely feel happy is one best feelings ever. I want to hold her tight to my chest and have listen to my heartbeat, telling its real and so is my love for her.
If monstergirls were actually real, wouldn't you guys be worried they only wanted your spirit energy, and only claimed to love you to keep their food source happy?
I was just thinking, how could you tell they were being sincere?
>Anon has his penis laughed at by most if not all MGs
>When he encounters and is caught by a Flowkelp and she sees his penis he expects her to laugh at his penis as usual.
>But instead she smiles and admires it and starts to have sex with him.
>After that she embraces him closely, keeping his penis deep inside her, wanting to enjoy the feeling for as long as possible.
>At long last Anon's quest to have MGs laugh at his penis has come to end.
>implying monstergirls would even want me in the first place
While fat cat ass is preferable, seaweed pussy doesn't sound all that bad either.
>implying you could discern that from a normal woman
If nothing else, monsters have the whole feral honesty thing going for them. They may throw you down, break your limbs and pelvis, and ride you till the holstaurs come home (and beyond if they are holstaurs), but for the most part they won't mess with your head solely for the purposes of just causing pain.
Unless, you know, that's your thing.
>fornicating with monsters
>the year of our lady Illias + 1
No. They're not real. Monstergirls are works of fiction.
They're about as sincere or disingenuous as the transistors that make up the bytes of storage in a computer the monster girl's profile image is saved on.
Actually you're quite correct sir. Monster girls can be quite terrifying and finding one to trust can be a daunting task,but nothing get's done sitting around. So I'll head out into the world and see if I can't find a partner I can trust!!
Well, ultimately I'd like to have a stable, loving relationship of mutual input where I shouldered my share of burden and helped to raise high class nooklings.
But before that maybe a brief slut phase where wealthy bushy tailed matrons gave me nice things in exchange for attention.
How did we go from based Satyrs to Goddamn seaweed?
Anon, it's not exploiting if they want it. I'm just making them feel good and they're making me feel good. It's mutually beneficial.
And I'm sure that eventually one of them can introduce me to her nice single daughter who I'll marry to carry on the lineage with for her.
I want to be the first man to tell a Tanuki no.
She'll rage and shout and when that doesn't work, she'll ruin me financially and leave me destitute all in a desperate attempt to get me to relent.
And when my life is burnt to cinders around me and she comes back expecting me to have caved and grovel at her feet, I'll break her with one word. "Apologize."
She'll rage again, and I'll just repeat that single word after everything she says, and then passers by will look on in confusion as an extremely well dressed, wealthy woman sits on the sidewalk, curled in a dirty homeless man's lap, wailing "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" through tears.
Do you think she'd humour you and let out a monotone "kyaaa" before continuing with her research and telling you not to distract her too much?
Seaweed isn't that bad but it's definitely a step down.
Is this goat paizuri? Damn it you tease.
I'm sure she wouldn't mind you bending her over her research table and having some fun as long as you didn't mind her mixing potions and making notes during it.
Art of lonely Flowkelp sitting on a rock when?
You wouldn't a nice horse pussy Uniciron right anon?
Palette swaps would be common in MGE as part of all the individual variation.
Green Tanuki, red haired Kitsune, even gold or silver Anubis probably.
I know it's just porn and people are unlikely to complain but I can't help but feel guilty about not doing something more interesting instead of a concept I've done multiple times now.
I did in another dropped drawing. Titjob was my second attempt. Yeah, I'm terrible.
>Tanuki works hard at life and manages to become head of a sizable company.
>But her work left no time for romance and now she's worried that she's too old.
>Her tail lost its fluffiness and is greying, her face is showing wrinkles, and her curves turned into blubber.
>The only time she can feel the touch of a man is when she hires a whore.
>But then she meets anon.
>He's young and good looking, always knows what to say to make her happy, and is a passionate lover.
>The old Tanuki is overjoyed to find love and showers him in gifts and money and brings him along to meet the family.
>Anon is nice to everyone, but pays special attention to her niece who is just starting her own company, but already stands to make more then almost everyone in the family.
>Just like that, he drops the washed up raccoon and seduces the young and fresh one
>The Tanuki spends all day in her room sobbing, holding onto her Anon daki she would use when he was away.
Is this what you want?
A POV reverse paizuri sounds like one of those things that's be really kind of hard to get down right when drawing. When you're dealing with that perspective and composition, you really need to make sure that nothing is blocking anything, while trying to make sure it still looks good, and parts like the ass and tits still look enticing.
The difficulty is in the execution, not the subject itself. A really good Satyros titfuck would be with the guy standing, her tits pressed up against his hips and molded to his shape, the tip of his penis peeking out from her cleavage and both his hands wrapped around her horns pulling her face up into a fierce drunken kiss. But all that dynamism, deformation to illustrate softness and perspective fuckery is difficult and time consuming. Somebody would probably need to pay you quite a bit for your time.
Life of an artist right there. A lot of people don't realise how many failed drafts and scrapped ideas go into getting out a finished result.
That said, even your "failure" is nice. Lewd goat is always a good thing.
Maid type: Jinko
Personality: Diligent, determined and caring
Statement: Master is not feeling happy? Master then is in need of a hug.
Notes: Needs workout equipment.
MGC Maid Central works with many sister Maid Centers in various Monster-Girl-Cities around earth’s globe and even in various nations beyond the gate. While these Maid Centers are capable of operating independently, MGC Maid Central prefers to see the various Maid Centers bond together. For this reason various programs are used to help bring these Maid Centers together. One of those programs is the Interdimensional Maid Exchange, which as one might expect, works by yearly exchanges of various maids between Maid Centers. These exchanges not only bring exotic maid-types, but introduce different cultures and work methods that can be explored and used to benefit the Maid Center in question.
It is worth noting that these exchanges are permanent. The maid in question is unlikely to ever return home after moving over. They will however receive a priority in matching after settling in at their new Maid Center.
Talya originates from the Russian region and was send to MGC Maid Central as part of the above program when she was 21 years old. Records accompanying her stated that Talya had a rather wild life as a hunter before she was recovered by the local Maid Center in the area. Talya started her maid training when she was 17 years old and finished it at the age of 21. Before employment the local Maid Center however decided that Talya would fare a safer and better fate elsewhere and enrolled her in the mentioned exchange program, leading her to MGC Maid Central. After arriving to her new home, Talya spend two additional years learning the local culture, language and way of life. While Talya still has much to learn about her new home, MGC Maid Central believes she is ready to be matched with a Master and explore the world around them together.
“Did the vodka kill one too many of your already lacking brain cells?” The mature Kikimora shouted, furiously cleaning around as she sees her favorite door, her own office door, ripped from the door post and now in the hands of the large white-furred Jinko in front of her. “Talya has an appointement in this room, but door was locked, so Talya removed door to enter room and have appointment. Are you matching maid?” Talya calmly asks Janice, the Kikimora in front of her, who by now is shaking, as red as a tomato and ready to break her broom in half. However instead of getting arrested for assault and battery, Janice chooses to sit down instead. Opening the files in front of her and grabbing a pen, followed by grabbing another pen as the previous one happened to instantly shatter in her hand. “You have a large muscular frame, white striped fur and a lot of guts to wreck my office like that. I won’t neglect to write down that you also have several visible scars, including some suspicious remains of what look like punctures, on various places on your body. Clearly that cut on your cheek must be the frosting on the cake.” Janice manages to let out after clearing her throat of most of her anger. “You further have blue colored eyes and blond hair. You prefer wearing regular issued maid uniforms when on duty and like wearing as little as possible when off duty. Something I suspect your future Master will enjoy.” Janice continues while filling in Talya’s documents, before quickly closing them up, putting them in an envelope and interrupting Talya before she can get any words out of her mouth. “Yes that is all, no you don’t need to explain anything about your previous way of ‘life’, I can make that up myself from your files. Just don’t return here and no I don’t want you to try and ‘fix’ the door. Just... leave it here.” Janice states. This causes the Jinko to simply release her grip on the door, resulting in a loud bang as the door smashes into the floor. This is followed by Talya walking over the broken door to the now empty door post, before turning around to give a quick bow and leaving the stumped Kikimora in her now door-less office.
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That...ok that does sound pretty monstrous of me.
But am I in turn stuck with a greying old maid? Because attraction is a big part of a relationship and I'm not a gerontophile.
But if mere exposure to me brings some fluff back to her tail, some luster to her eyes, some spring in her step; then maybe it's all worth it.
If we're talking a world where MAMONOMANA exists and she's suddenly more vibrant and attractive than even younger nooks just by virtue of dick juice then fuck yes I will take a more experienced woman.
As a maid Talya has a slightly below average performance and needs a little longer than the average maid to perform her duties. This is not surprising as Talya’s maid type does not possess human hands, slowing her when performing more precise tasks. Talya on the other claw has shown to be a diligent maid, making up for much of her lost time. Her future Master can expect Talya to wake up and start her duties as early as 7am. It is to be noted that Talya will first perform some morning exercises, usually in the form of a jogging session, before starting breakfast preparations. Her future Master can expect simple, but sturdy, breakfasts when employing Talya and is likely to see plenty of meat and eggs. Dinner is no different and one can expect the same style of simple, yet sturdy made meals. Her future Master should not expect any unhealthy snacks, but is guaranteed to receive a energy boost in the form of a homemade oatmeal bar if Talya believes that her Master is in need of such. In the same way Talya may choose to give her Master a hug and a headpat if she believes he needs one, or several. MGC Maid Central so far is unsure on what factors Talya decides to perform such actions.
Talya is a busy maid even outside her duties and will not quickly be found on the couch. She can be expected to be found performing workouts every day for at least an hour. Talya in addition also performs daily jogging session up to an hour before starting her duties. It is further worth noting that Talya has a strong interest in firearms and is oddly highly knowledgeable in the operation of firearms. Talya has even displayed strong unhappiness when she heard no firing ranges and firearms were available in her Maid Center. Aside from firearms and working out, Talya has at occasions been sighted to “sneak up to” and “stalk” various maids at her local Maid Center. Talya will abruptly stop her actions when she either successfully manages to sneak up to her target, or when her target notices her presence, the former being the more common option. As with every active maid, even Talya is in need of resting periods, usually spend on the couch watching a movie and cleaning her claws and fur. MGC Maid Central suggests her future Master to help her in these actions to make bonding with her easier, but kindly warns her future Master that Talya might take attempts to help as a signal that her Master is in need of a long duration of hugs.
MGC Maid Central recommends Talya to a fit and strong Master who enjoys sturdy meals and does not mind a foreign maid.
>Life of an artist right there. A lot of people don't realise how many failed drafts and scrapped ideas go into getting out a finished result.
This is why I love watching artists talk about the actual drawing process. Like PlagueOfGripes. He seems to love showing aspiring artists that it's okay to suck when you start, and that a practiced artist behind them has an absolute mountain of failures behind them which you don't get to see, even for just single pieces.
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A gold or silver anubis? Sounds interesting. Like the bronze is just the regular one, the gold is some rare and worshipped variant, and the silver is like an elegant, shining albino version.
I'm so tired I forgot my usual Kiki picture. Let's fix that issue.
How do I keep fucking up posting after all this time?!
I won't lie, I much prefer Okayado's Mandragora over KC's Mandragora.
>Lost as fuck in woods
>know this is monster territory
>stumble on a orc
>doesn't speak English
>found a book of common phrases in their language for cheap
>Ask how to get out of the forest
>get disturbing look
>learn later book was bogus
>actually asked her to smother my head in her thighs
Be careful who you buy from, monsters can be anywhere.
Too bad she has twenty cons to a single pro regarding her monster parts. Not to mention her race are probably all manhating dykes or 3DPD women with a different appearance. Thanks Crabman you hack.
But Aaaaanooooon. There are so many hearts out there. With more young ladies than guys, I'm in a seller's market. How do I know that by going with the Tanuki past expiration I'm not just dooming a younger one to the same lonely fate? Why is this reality so cruel?
Welcome to teenage girls? They behave no different than any other harem groups I've seen. And at least they have personalities beyond 'I want your dick'. And if I'm honest, I prefer the semi-realistic MonMusu setting to MGE's 'everything is built around sex' setting.
You hear rumours about them sometimes, but that's all they are.
Some say their eyes are still red, while others say they're so blue, they make sapphires seem dull in comparison.
You'll hear about their hair as well. Sometimes pure platinum, like liquid metal glinting under the sun. Sometimes still just as sleek and jet black as your typical anubis.
There's talk about he stomach runes, too, those white marks which look like they're painted on. Only on a silver anubis, they don't look like paint, if people are to be believed. They look more like stone. Pitch black obsidian, set in an anubis' stomach and laced with veins of purple that glow when they get to casting their spells. I bet it's all a big load, but that lich down at the library says that those marks're the source of an anubis' magic. Bah. I bet she's never even seen an anubis in her life, staying cooped up in that dusty tomb full'a books.
One thing people can all seem to agree on, though, is the skin. Silver, obviously, but flawless. So shiny and pure, you'd be forgiven for thinking she's giving off her own light.
You ask me, I reckon it's all a myth. I mean, a silver anubis? With gems in her eyes, and stones in her stomach? Fanciful tripe, if ever I heard it.
You'll hear talk about how it so hard to ever see one, on account of their appearances making them hide away like recluses. Excuses, excuses I say.
But I'll let you believe what you will. After all, every urban legend's got to come from somewhere, eh?
Fine then, but if she's going to be appeal to my inner slut then she can't just be some whiny old hag who wants cuddles all the time.
She has to help me live out my fantasy of gender role swapped faceless old man doujins.
The really kinky ones with fancy bondage gear and rape dungeons and the protagonist in a fluid-drenched ahegaoing mess by the end screaming "Ah-haaahn! Yesh! I can only think of Mistress' pussyyyyy~!"
I heard there were part of a Pharaoh's plan to create an elite group of Anbui to support her kingdom and fight against the Snake of Darkness. But they wanted more then following the Pharaoh and escaped with whatever slaves they could to help run their own lifes. They live quiet lives, slowly growing their numbers so nobody can track them down and force them to obey.
>blonde hair, blue eyes, white fur, Russian jinko
>cooks simple protein heavy meals
>wants to give hugs and would probably like to cuddle
10/10 maid - would wife instantly
Jealous of the anon who gets to be her master
So you want her to force you under her desk and use her big thighs to make you eat her out? You want her to mouthfuck you as she gives you a hand job? You want to get pumped full of every venom she could find and be dressed in a dlutty little outfit with a matching collar and beg to be fucked? You want her to bounce on your erection until you cant get it up anymore? You want to do this and more, becoming her husband and raising the kids she made you give her?
Almost sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? That's how all the other rubes get caught up in it, too.
Still, if you really want to find out more, why not travel to the Pharaoh's empire? There's a country on the western border where it's rumoured one of them silver "diamond dogs" lives. Apparently she's a princess or something. Imagine that! Wouldn't you just want to be the lucky sod who marries a girl like that, eh? Some travellers from there say the rumour goes that she's even more beautiful than the Pharaoh herself, which is probably heresy if I ever heard it.
Then again, being a princess, no one's ever actually really seen her. Poor girl apparently spends all her time inside the innermost circle of the palace grounds. Not even the servants get to go there.
Can you even imagine 'aving an upbringing like that? Silver or not, the girl must live a pretty sheltered life.
I can't imagine what you'd need to go through to even catch a glimpse of her.
Well, hey. If you're set on going, and it turns out to all be true, then consider yourself the luckiest man in the world. Otherwise, consider yourself penniless after the boat trip, stuck in a strange and dangerous land. What could go wrong?
Yeah? And I heard that the King and his consorts were all secretly a bunch of lizard-girls plotting the downfall of mankind. Can't trust everything you hear.
>Yeah? And I heard that the King and his consorts were all secretly a bunch of lizard-girls plotting the downfall of mankind. Can't trust everything you hear.
>Implying the ancient Sleestak empire isn't real
"We are seven thousand in number. Our eggs are fertile, and all fear us."
The idea of a middle aged Tanuki businesswoman saying this to me in increasingly confident tones as she realizes what she has in front of her is terribly arousing, so I'll say yes.
Yes I want to be her little fuckpet.
For the last time, I'm not going to go to your damn Zipangu festival again, even if there are free snacks. I don't worship what you do and the old one gave me a angry look when I didn't know the chants.
>can't seduce a man for shit
I have to agree. How the hell am I supposed to be attracted to anything that's too drink to talk or walk straight?
>"Hey bebe, I *hic* have a bottle of good stuff *hic*! Why don't we both get black-out drunk and have sex we won't remember?"
>implying they can't just hide a smooth engagement ring between their bountiful goat bosoms, and have the man they love fish it out before proposing
They have tact, even when drunk.
Far better than some hairy-assed vixen anyways.
I've come to the conclusion his effort and quality are inversely proportional to his current level of impotent rage. He seems to give up subtlety and transition to incoherent shitposting as the night progresses.
Actually....now im curious as to what the average city in MGE looks like. The world guides mostly concern themselves with monsters and their nature and how the affect the world around them. The only location we got any detail on was that one order city and thats probably a fringe case since it had so many powerful mages and heroes and was also super order extremist.
Janice sounds like she needs a vacation. Maybe a stay at my house will change her sour disposition.
But I'm thinking maybe a diamond ring and some daughterus will make her the bright and cheerful maid she once was.
But it is anon, instead of MGE's unrealistic personalities, behaviors and societies EMG has girls with realistic personalities along with actual drawbacks that come with their monster side instead of MGE where everything is perfect.
I want to be pinned down and grinded on by an assertive cowgirl.
If you say so. The drawing is good, but I just really do not like the troll design at all. Even if she is brown, I just can't find anything unique to the troll to actually like.
No accounting for taste, I suppose.
Hey guys I was wonderin....um are there any troll monster girl pastas?
Because I want a troll waifu to hug and impregnate, like really bad.
Don't remind me. I absolutely loath what KC decided to try to pass off as writing with his "hurr durr, weapon of mass conversion." We'll never get any real world-building from him, but some of the writefags come up with really cool ideas.
>You will never have a threesome with a Minotaur and her Holstaur sister.
>You will never get to feel the Holstaurs soft tits on one side of your cock and the Minotuars firm breasts on the other side.
Damn, life sucks.
If you're going to post his glorious work at least post some of the good shit.
Don't forget Polove and the Elementalists Association. Course they aren't typical either.
There is no reason to think average human cities are any different from typical semi-medieval RPG cities though.
Yeah. Been mostly lurking these days but I am working on a new story that I'm feeling pretty happy about so far though I have all manner of ideas on how I want it to progress.
My pastebin is public again now.
>Rebels take down the only organization that put order on the galaxy, making the aftermath a power vacuum power struggle since no entity as powerful took over
>Out of fucking nowhere, Yuuzhan Vong
And then Episode 7 made the entire Expanded Universe noncanon in the blink of an eye. What a massacre.
Man, non-loli Tamamo is so awesome. Of the four Heavenly Knights, I liked her the best. She was wise, had a good sense of humor, and of the four she was the least likely to do something horrible to you.
I liked him, but
>hype up Captain Phasma with her special snowflake chrome armor
>into the trash she goes while some random trooper gets to kick ass
one of the many, many reasons why TFA sucked big hairy wookiee balls.
They did appear in concept art for the clone wars cg series, but luckily nothing ever came of that.
Humanizing and making you give a shit about the clones was that series strongsuit anyways.
I don't believe that applies in this case. Since likes and dislikes are statements of opinion and there isn't an objective measure of quality. Who's setting the bar to what's considered good or not?
>Who's setting the bar to what's considered good or not?
I tell you who's not setting the bar: A bunch of retards who are easily impressed by a safe movie that was basically a retelling.
I actually did some more reading on this.
The bandwagon fallacy only applies if you try to make a conclusion based on popularity.
>X movie is popular therefore it must be good.
However, this no longer is true if you were to say:
>The majority of people who matched x movie gave it high ratings, therefore it must be good.
As most of the community sites I trust to not be unfairly biased give it good reviews, I conclude that you just hold an over inflated opinion on your own judgement.
Next time actually look it up before you spout fallacy crap.
A fine choice. But I'd go for Kejourou butt.
Yes Mr. Caray. I'd touch a lot of butts though.
I like my butts a bit smaller and less firm.
The fact that it's a genuinely enjoyable and well put together film that pays homage to (Or if you feel like being cynical, completely rips off and brings nothing of its own besides) the original trilogy, while setting up plenty of new stories to come.
I had to about three different sources. It's actually really hard to find examples of what the bandwagon fallacy *Isn't.*
And let's not pretend that the single high-school literature class you learned the concept in makes you an expert either.
Yes, that's the butt I want to touch. And lick. And sniff. And kiss. And hold. And marry.
I kind of want to do things to the puffy pink pantsu vulva, too. Like slowly press up against it with a forefinger and rub through the fabric.
Would you Operate with your waifu?
>Ignoring the scene with the Stormtroopers fucking off after encountering the Ren's tantrum
Best scene in the movie. Actually i think the Stormtroopers were straight up just the best part of the movie, I hope they get even more personality in the next one.
If you had actually bothered to read his posts you would have seen that he clarified his first statement. It seems to me that he knew he made an incorrect point and spent time to fix it. You're still wrong even if he wasn't correct to start.
You want flustered and upset palm tree dryads? Because this is how you get them. Coconut jokes to them is like that hellhound wearing a hot dog suit, it saps all of their happiness and optimism.
That's probably why I loved that scene so much, because I can empathized way more with the those two stormtroopers more than any other character in the movie. Which, of course, is probably because I've been in similar situations.
Will those consequences include the anubis jumping up as she feels a finger between her lips, before starting to rub back when it begins to caress her, and then end with her re-appropriating my whole hand for her own use?
I bet you couldn't possibly get enough mofu, eh?