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Now with added fiber, protein, iodine, vitamins, minerals, and sodium.

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Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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>>14672408
She's ugly! Ugly!
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>>14672408
What is that
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Please don't bully the alps.
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Kelpgirl needs a better translated name, i think. Good design, though.
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I really like her expression.
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>>14672411
its a seaweed girl
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Kikis are olev.
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So I just caught up with the last thread before it archived. Draugrs are super OP, I can't believe Skyrim made them the mookest of the mooks.

Also the new girl is nice. I'm guessing some kind of drowned undead, maybe? I mean, it seems possible, given her coloring.
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>>14672411
Kelp
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>>14672408
What happens if she falls into a vat filled with the Bacchus orders alcohol?
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I want to take my Kobold daughter out for a stroll on a cool autumn morning. I'll let her ride on my shoulders so she can try to pull the colorful leaves off the trees we walk under.
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>>14672408
She going to leave a mess in the house!
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>>14672411
Flowkelp
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>>14672408
>It's an aquatic monstergirl
>But not a shark girl
So close
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Posting this again because last thread was on its dying breath

http://pastebin.com/GWUm8pum

Also giev orc grill pictures
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>>14672419
She's a plant-type, according to early translation.
Looks pretty good so far too, let me dig up the profile posted last thread
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>>14672430
posters like you are really obnoxious
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>>14672437

Ah, interesting. Thanks much.
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>>14672372
Yep, you're right but for some reasons, she has no difficulty to speak with other girls like Eponine. Most of the avatar's supports suck.

>>14672399
Scary, but I like it.
A yandere March Hare imagining that you want to fuck someone else is creepy.
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>>14672431
You could gander through Sca's tumblr.
Nigga has a muscular Orc girl OC.
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>>14672440
posters like you are really obnoxious
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>>14672442
Not the same anon, but here is the partial translation >>14671005
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>>14672459
Thanks. I couldn't find it in the archives for some reason.
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>>14672459

Thank you. I like this girl, she's an absolute cuddlebug.
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>>14672410
You're ugly! Ugly!

>>14672430
>shark girl
Too easy. Maybe next sea MG.
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>it's a yeti hug ambush.
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Everyday that passes, and every time I feel the cold sting of betrayal and reality, seeing people I used to like get outed as either horrible people or end up dead, having things I care about ruined or ded, and the ones I love have the worse happen, I learn that Mindflayers really aren't that bad.

I want to move all my stuff into a secluded cabin with her, completely self sufficient, and live there with the Mindflayer wiping out all the bitter memories and making me believe it's still the 90s/2000s, and looping that forever.
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>>14672477
People go numb when they learn to see.
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>>14672464
>>14672468
You're welcome.
I think that she is one of my favorites even with the partial translation.

>Mandragora and plant girl
>Sea monster
>Slimy
>Sticky sex
>Clingy and loves hugs
>Agressive loli form
>Could be a yandere because of clinginess and eating seaweeds
>can move more easily than Alraunes, other plant girls and water MGs without magic
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>>14672477
I think even the Mindflayer would advise you to seek medical attention.
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>>14672408
I like the design but the girl itself doesn't do much for me. Who knows though, threadcanon might inject some personality into her.
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>>14672473
>Everyone was cuddled
>No one stayed a virgin or single.
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>>14672477
I know the feeling anon, I had three "close" friends and without going too far into blog territory they all ended up being terrible pieces of shit.

I'd rather take comfort in a Yeti than a mindflayer though, hugs are reassuring.
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>>14672408
What is it about cuddlebugs that are so damn appealing?
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>>14672473
>Clubbing yetis like baby seals

I don't even give a shit about them but that's kinda harsh.
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>>14672485
she teams up with Cooked Rice Girl and Reverse Mermaid and is the girl that holds the team together
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>>14672491
Slimy and sticky cuddles
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>>14672479
It's like what Lovecraft wrote about, how Knowledge wasn't inherently a good thing, and sometimes what we know will drive us mad. Obviously not to the same scale, but it's still rings true that we can learn things we don't want to know. Truth is not always the best, but it is still real, and that can make it worse.

>>14672484
Why? It'd just be us. We could live together in the cabin, and enjoy ourselves. We could watch movies and play video games we know are good. Movie has a shit sequel, or video game franchise goes downhill? She can just eliminate that from my mind, I'll always think Jurassic Park was a stand alone movie, that the Gamecube was the last Nintendo console, and so on. She could shape my reality to be perfect. And it'd just be the two of us, if someone else accidentally interrupted she could send them on their way and fix that in my head.

We could live in a happy idealistic paradise, free from the cruel reality outside. No cable, not even Internet access. Just us, the outside world and whatever goes down out there would be its problem, not ours.
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>>14672477
I understand completely. At least there's Trump and /mgt/
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Smug wife.
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>>14672533
Squeaky clean more like it.
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>>14672419
>Draugrs are super OP, I can't believe Skyrim made them the mookest of the mooks.
I know, right? They are like liches and wights rolled into one. I really should write about one.
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>>14672533
Shiny wife.
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>>14672505
As a fellow Mindflayer lover I understand your point of view

But I still think that life would become better by simply embracing insanity and having sex 24/7
Nothing to worry about, just pure pleasure all the time
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>>14672555
Wife is always shiny.
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>>14672552
I always thought Draugr was like the viking name for zombies, made sense to think like that seeing the skyrim things.
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>>14672566
Na, different cultures have similar beings but place a different power level to them. One culture's shambling corpse is another's mist-walking magic super warrior
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>>14672560
Do you polish wife?
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>>14672569
>mist-walking magic super warrior
KC better add some of those.
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>>14672584
Isn't that the Jiang Shi, or however its spelled, already though?
Has he even made those or am I confusing it with the one the crab made?
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How would my Flowkelp GF act if she found a half-empty palette of seaweed snacks in my pantry?
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>Zipangu is Japan
>Mist continent is China
>Order territory is Europe
>The America equivalent is all but confirmed with American monster girls in future
Will KC ever explore African monster girls? There's probably some really obscure stuff out there he could use and some obvious ones like Lions.
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>>14672598
Jiang-Shi are hopping Chinese Vampires that get stronger as they mature.
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>>14672604
>Seasoned
You get a milf ara ara flowkelp?
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>>14672604
She'd probably throw them all out and start sulking with a pout on her face, to a Flowkelp that's probably only slightly bellow cheating.
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>>14672607
>All the Egyptian monstergirls
>Not African
What?
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>>14672607
>African monster girls
>Literally chocolate kingdom
Not sure if want.
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>>14672607
He's already done Egypt, that's about as far into Africa as anybody wants to go.
>>14672608
Yeah but has KC done a version of them? They'd be in the mist continent so there's your mist walker.
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>>14672607
>Melon girls and harpy mcnuggets
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>>14672620
>Yeah but has KC done a version of them? They'd be in the mist continent so there's your mist walker.
I suppose so in that regard.
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>>14672577
In some definition of the word, yes.
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>>14672618
We Afrika Korps now
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>>14672620
>Yeah but has KC done a version of them?
How do you forget them when they're only a few releases ago?
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>>14672614
>>14672620
Well sure Egypt is in Africa but it's not exactly lions, giraffes and monkeys Africa. KC's version wouldn't strictly have to be a 3rd world shithole either.
>>14672618
>Not sure if want.
You know you want it. He could even get an African tribal theme going with the head dresses, spears and shields.
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>>14672607
>American

we already have some though, wendigo for example.

>african
Did you forget that egypt is in africa? Anubis, khepri, and Apophis.
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>>14672629
Nobody really talks about them as far as I've seen.
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>>14672633
>wendigo
She's Canadian. You should have said Thunderbird, dum-dum.
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>>14672505
Bad anon

>>14672533
You too
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>>14672636
>Canada isn't America
>Wendigos weren't from tribes in the US too
Full retard.

Guy I was replying to forgot South America which is honestly more ripe for MGs than Africa.
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>>14672636
Not him but Wendigo myths were shared by a ton of East Coast tribes. It's not really "Canadian"
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>You will never touch Anubis' paw pads
Why live
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>>14672636
>A Wendigo is a half-beast creature appearing in the legends of the Algonquian peoples along the Atlantic Coast and Great Lakes Region of both the United States and Canada
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>>14672607
>American monster girls
Mothman and Wendingo

Oh and we have Egypt for Africa. But yeah I would like to see more.
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>>14672647
They would be all tough and gross with all the work she does.
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>>14672656
>with all the work she does
You mean all the work she makes the slaves do.
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>>14672661
Fine. All the standing around she does.
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>>14672636
You're a fucking idiot.
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>>14672664
You mean all the sitting on a certain slave she does.
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>>14672656
>implying they wouldn't be polished to a mirror sheen and smooth as silk due to the sbrasiveness of the sand, like using a pumice stone
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>>14672671
She can't sit on him all day. he crawls too slowly.
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>>14672678
>he crawls too slowly
Piggy back rides.
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>>14672638
Anon, escapism is the only reason I'm still here.
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>>14672641
The only ones we have for south America are Amazons but they are more known for their greek origins.
KC says in the Q&A that he would Aztec MGs but not in the near future.
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>>14672683
He gets tired out from carrying her on his back all day.
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>>14672693
Well then maybe she should personally punish him for being so weak, in her own quarters of course.
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>>14672671
>>14672678

>Anubis sitting on a slave bench under a palm tree, overseeing the construction of the empire's newest monument
>Pinches the guy's butt every once in awhile to make him crawl to keep up with the changing shade as the sun moves across the sky.
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>>14672697
Maybe if she walked more, she wouldn't be so heavy.
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>>14672638
Fuck you, Marche. I couldn't care less if being here for my escapist fantasies is unhealthy.
I could be doing a lot worse.
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>>14672704
>Flustered and angry Anubis noises
Anon you can't just say that about a lady!
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>>14672692
>TFW no Coatlicue GF

Just rip my fucking heart out and then kick me down the long-ass stone stairs of a temple, at the bottom of which my crumpled body will finally come to a rest, in order to appease the gods.
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>>14672698
>not having already trained the slave to keep track of the shade automatically

This worthless Anubis doesn't know how to keep things efficient.
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>You're waifu's shocked face when you show her your big thick stack of divorce papers
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>>14672710
It's true. All the slaves make fun of her when she's not looking. For such a hardass, she's very lazy.
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>>14672692
>KC says in the Q&A that he would Aztec MGs but not in the near future.
Didn't he say that a long time ago?

Anyway KC has so many MGs planned along with more world building and lore, and we have no idea about his priorities so trying to guess what's coming next is nearly impossible
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>>14672721
>IN TRIPLICATE
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>>14672725
Well its not her job to do all the heavy lifting! Its your own fault for getting captured and put to work!
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>>14672720
>Taking away an overseer's flirtation perks in the name of efficiency
You monster!
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>>14672721
I don't know about her face, but mine would be pretty smug.
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>>14672731
The only reason the slaves haven't revolted is because of the guards. Nobody takes a soft Anubis seriously.
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>>14672721
This sounds like a great idea if your goal if to get raped senseless until you give up your body, heart and soul to your waifu by pledging absolute loyalty to her

MGs probably don't have any concept of divorce or breakup
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>>14672743
Oh great job anon just look at what you've done, you've made her run off and cry.
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>>14672726
Yes, he answered that in the first session.

For worldbuilding and predicting, it was easy for the Wonderland ones, since their profiles almost followed.
Same with the Lovecraftian ones like Mindflayer and Shoggoth.
Maybe we'll get more MGs who are Bacchus followers.

I also think that the 200th MG will be something like the Lilim. Maybe one of the goddesses' daughters, a Sephiram or a Lilim/Alice hybrid like the Queen of the hearts.

Besides that, yeah it's hard. I wonder what we'll get next time.
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>>14672387
Except the quoted question did not make it clear it was about the breasts growing at will. So its unclear if KC simply thought the person was one of those people who like gigantic breasts and wanted to know the max size KC would accept.

In the actual profile the idea that they can freely control their breast size came from someone who wasn't the usual translator. The usual translator translated the caption as referring to them freely controlling the shape of their breasts to give the man the most pleasure.

I suppose anyone here who knows Japanese and has seen the Japanese caption could clarify though. I can post the latter if need be (would have to remove or censor the art though, because nipples).
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>>14672408
>"Mr human? (I wish I knew his name..) Please come out. There's no need to be afraid"
>"I promise I won't hurt you..please?" (I want to hug him so bad..)
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>>14672751
*seraphim
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>>14672750
Maybe she'll learn a lesson and improve herself.
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Flow Kelp actually makes sense as an ultra clingy type, it must be terribly lonely to aimlessly drift about the oceans for so long.
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>>14672767
That and seaweed has a tendency to get caught on your leg when swimming and never lets go
At all
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>>14672763
I wonder if they still restrain you if you willingly get naked and go near them.
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>>14672758
I... never looked at her face. I was just like "Seaweed. Cool" Why is she so cute? What did KC do? She looks sad and lonely, why do i jut wanna hold her? Is it a trap? Is this how they get men?
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>>14672776
>>14672767
Obviously meant for that one.
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>>14672758
I really love her facial expression, it's different from KC's usual stuff.

I want to hug a kelp so bad.
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>>14672778
>>14672782
And two more lost.
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>>14672408
if you rip/cut off all the seaweed, she's just a QT gloomy girl underneath, right?
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>>14672758
Seaweed a shit.
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>>14672782

yeah MGs he draws typically look confident.
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>>14672656
Anubis paws are interesting and varied.

Typically, the pawpads on the feet will be rather tough, due to walking and having weight put on them. That's where a real deep, slow massage would come in handy. Really just commit yourself and get some moisturiser, some therapeutic oils, and rub them in, true and deep. Don't stop until your anubis is so melty she looks like a chocolate ice cream girl.

The hands are usually a different matter. Anubi don't usually engage in extremely demanding handiwork, so these paws are normally soft, delicate and sensitive. Maybe even overly so.
Here, a more... stimulating touch is required. Keep things light, but not too light.
Start with giving her those nice little shivers, tracing just the absolute tips of your fingers, though never too many at once, across her centre pawpad in slow, circular motions.
Once you've built her up some, taking a single paw in both hands and using your thumbs for some wholesome massaging will be rather effective. But don't forget that a tender touch will work well between her knuckles, and between her digits too. Playing and toying with (but never truly rubbing against) the grain of her soft, sensitive fur here will definitely make an anubis squirm and sigh in a most delightful manner, too.

I may not be Massage Anon, but I'll be damned if I let him outdo me when it comes to Anubis Care and Appreciation.
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>>14672776
They love to wrap themselves all around you.
So, you'll just have to go with the Flow. The Kelp can't help herselp... self.
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So apparently the lingerie this Cheshire has on is the next keyhole sweater if you know what I mean.
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>>14672598
KC made a jiang-shi too. They're noted for super strength, martial arts, physical maintenance, etc.
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>>14672758
>>14672408
>>14672604
BULLYABLE
BULLY ABLE
ABLE TO BE BULLIED
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>>14672758
>>14672782
I can see it now. She'd definitely be the kind who would cry on your shoulder as you spoon. Tries to shrug it off as her being extra wet, but in reality she's just so happy to have found her one and only.
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>>14672814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q39D9d-DKA

Bully the seaweed
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>MG Wild West
>Lilim bored of the high fantasy schtick calls out to any man or woman to face her in a quick-draw match
>HFW the Anon she's been watching since birth like a Seraphim would comes out and goes
>"I'm your huckleberry"
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>>14672814
Bully!
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>>14672789
Sorta. She'd have no feet and possibly no lower arms and hands (all depends on if she has human hands folded behind her back).
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Oops, sorry, I misunderstood something in the Kelp's profile.
She doesn't live at the bottom of the sea, she drifts along the sea's surface, just staring at the ocean floor all day.
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>>14672833
Monsters watching their husband from birth is lovely.
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>>14672844
oh, thats kinda neat
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>>14672754
There is also someone asking if Minotaurs can change their breast size.
It implies that Holstaurs can do it.
I don't remember if the people who ask the questions are japs though.
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>>14672844
Does that mean one can gander at some fat Kelp ass without issue?
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>>14672844
That is so retardedly moe, especially considering her disposition. God damn. Definitely one of my faves all around.
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>>14672855

Just don't get too close
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>>14672855
It specifically says that they only move fast when a man gets too close, so yeah you can scope dat ass from a far.
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>>14672847
It's not.
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>>14672862
Yes it is.
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>>14672862
How so?
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>>14672855
Her ass would be covered in kelp and hair. You probably wouldn't even be able to recognize her.
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>>14672844
>She just drifts along all day, watching the sea floor
>'Ah... the Sea Bishop is going at it again with her husband' (I wish I had a man to hug me like that...)
>'I wonder what it's like... to freely move about in the oceans like they do... (It must be fun...)"
>'Maybe some day I'll find my destined beloved... (Ahn... I want to wear that sea stone like an engagement ring)'
>'I'm sorry I can't be like other girls for you (I just want to be loved...)'
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>>14672844
Means it's easier to find one and take her home.

I wouldn't mind switching out my carpet for tiles if it meant I could have a cute Kelp wife.
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>>14672604
I really liked these when they first came out, but nowadays I don't know what's going on with quality control.

My first batch was figuratively perfect. Nice and crisp, with just a touch of salt to give a nice taste.
Then they added too much salt.
Then after they fixed that, they made them really oily. I could see just green oil at the bottom of my plastic cup/tray.
This made them really soggy, sometimes.
And when that got fixed, the salt issue popped up again.
I just wish they made 'em like they first did.

/blog
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>>14672854
This is how that question was answered:

>Like human, each species of mamono can have individual difference. So there can be individuals with large breasts or small ones. Unlike Holstaurs, they can't be milked unless they get pregnant. The quantity and quality of their milk is no match to Holstaurs, but it is still delicious because they are mamonos of cow.

So again it looks like something may have been lost in the translation as KC seemed to think the person was asking about the sizes minotaur breasts could be. He never addressed the idea of them changing sizes.
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>>14672859
Aww yeah, now I can only for some art of big Kelp butts in the future.
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>>14672868
It's the sign of a very mentally unstable woman that would not make a very good wife.
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>>14672872
I know that feel anon, they used to be so good.
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I wonder if Mandragora species have some kind of running gimmick of plant parts that you nibble and suck on.
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>>14672876
>monstergirl
>mental instability
No need to project 3D stuff onto monstergirls friendo.
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>>14672870
>TFW other sea MGs get creeped out by her when they notice her floating while staring at them with full on "JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~" sound effects
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>>14672844
She really is just like kelp
>Floating along the surface
>Staring down at the ocean floor
>Watching that nice Kraken lady help a bunch of sailors from a sinking ship Which she totally didn't sink herself
>Watching another guy unsuspectingly be dragged to 'The Cave' by a group of dolphin mermaids
>Directing a Sea Bishop as to where her lost tablet is
>Saying hi to Chulhu
>Waving at a bunch of Barnacle girls who share her loneliness
>Admiring a Crabgirl going off to walk on land
>She wished she could do that
>She'd probably meet a nice guy. They come from the surface
>She just wants to hug something
>She outstretches her arms and embraces the sea
>You can't hug water
>She ends up hugging herself
>Underwater, no one can see you cry
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>>14672833
>Seraphim
I love that Seraphim MG idea.

>>14672844
She becomes much cuter

>>14672876
But anon, Yuki Onnas and Shirohebis are mentally unstable women and they are known for being good wives.
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>>14672880
Except for the kesaran. She wants you to inhale her fluff.
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>>14672787

>"No no...please...don't struggle. I wasn't lying when I said I wasn't going to hurt you."
>"Just relax and let me hug you more. Your skin feels so nice..."
>"Please...I don't want to be alone anymore.."
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>>14672880
Most MGs species have a gimmick so probably.
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>>14672883
>>14672890
Anon, crazy women are not good for you. Have some self respect and go find a normal woman.
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>>14672885
I'm sure she''ll wash up on beach someday.
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What would a Kelpjob feel like?
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I want to tease a flowkelps ears
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Official Flowkelp theme-song incoming: https://youtu.be/lAF8D0ugyVk
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>>14672902
You may not realize it, but yanderes are love.
Shame that yandere monstergirls are lacking in the art department.
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>>14672904
Moist
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>>14672844
SKETCH ANON, I NEED YOU Please draw Kelp-chan just floating face down in the water, occasional bubbles rising to the surface.
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>>14672911
with limp arms and legs dangling in the water too
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>>14672911
They actually don't need to breathe
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>>14672914
She does it for fun because floating face down in the water is all she can do all day
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>>14672909
Yandere a shit, mentally stable waifus are much better.
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>>14672902
Are you kidding me anon?
All the non agressive MGs from Zipangu are considered to be good wives and housewives.
I like other girls like Inaris but yanderes are also good wives and nice as long as you're not an asshole.
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>>14672890
There were several people who seemed to like that particular MG idea, but I know it'd be hard to envision one without going full Ilias mode.
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>>14672903
>A big wave causes her to wash up on the shore
>So this is sand...
>She can hug it
>She ends up sitting there on the shore hugging the ground, in content to feel something solid she can hug
>Since she barely uses her arms, it's a slow process
>Suddenly, boy spotted!
>This was her moment
>With such speed, such vigour, she begins to crawl towards the unsuspecting man
>She's unsurprisingly not as fast on land then in the sea
>Another wave blows in and begins to pull her back to the sea
>A muffled "Nooooooo" causes the boy to look around in confusion just to miss her
>Back to foating again
>But at least she brought some sand that she could hug
>The flow of the water causes it to break apart in her hands
>[Crying Intensifies]
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>>14672917
>Kelp girl blowing bubbles
>They have a tendency to brush her cheeks
>It's the closest she'll ever feel of the gentle touch of someone caressing her cheek
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>>14672891
>Kesaran Pasaran.
Also known as one of the most forgettable and ignored MGs.
Poor girl.
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I just want to fuck the smug right out of a Cheshire!
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>>14672925
>That last bit
Fuck you you made me remember the raccoon and cotton candy
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>>14672925
silly anon, she doesn't have hands
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>>14672932
>She actually doesn't
I've been looking at this picture the wrong way
Serves me right for being mean and bullying
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Kelp girl would find a good friend in Tentacle girl.
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>>14672925
THIS GIRL NEEDS SOME HEALING
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>>14672927
>Kelp blowing bubbled mid -daydream
>The bubble brushes her cheek
>It tickles and she giggles, brushing away an imagined hand
>"Stoop~"
>She freezes, and her face falls.
>She blushes in shame, and for once is thankful of her loneliness. Atleast no one saw that.
>She goes back to floating silently upon the ocean surface
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>>14672951
I bet the few Kelps that live on the surface are daki owners.
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>>14672944
I agree, as flowkelp and tentacle are my two favorite monster girl species. They would both just hug each other and talk together, waiting to finally find a guy who likes them for who they are.
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PLS DON'T BULLY THE KELP
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Would a Tentacle want to play with your prostate?
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>>14672914
In still water plants (and algae) will actually build up enough oxygen to create bubbles that eventually rise to the surface if they get big enough to slip off the plant. I've seen it happen in my aquariums.
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>>14672948
I volunteer to heal this sweet and lonely girl's heart, by letting her hug me and nuzzle into my chest. I will also be supplying her with my own cuddles and plenty of head pats.
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>>14672962
>Kelp girl bumps her head on something
>She looks to see that it's some sort of long, almost tube-like pillow of sorts
>Their seems to be an image on both sides but it's faded
>>She ends up holding onto it before it drifts off
>Pulling it close to her and hugging it
>And hugging it tighter
>And tighter
>And rubbing her head onto the middle part
>Not even noticing she curled her legs up close to it
>This is the closest she's ever been to hugging anything that she didn't realize she was moving on her own
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>>14672975
I want to bully her with my dick while a Kraken holds her limbs for me.
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>>14672980
Huh. The more you know.
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>>14672975
Bullying the Kelp is fun.
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>>14672924
Yeah I remember it was mentionned in the previous thread.

>Illias mode
Yeah I guess, it could be bad especially if they are Lilims counterparts, they could beat or even kill any monsters without problems.

>>14672975
They like being bullied by your dick, then they bully you in their loli forms.
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>>14672981

Just imagine being the guy who decided to hug a Kelp girl when she wasn't expecting it

>She's surprised to feel someone embrace her
>She looks and sees that it's a human and is utterly shocked by this.
>She slowly reaches out and returns the hug, afraid that this is just some kind of dream
>When she realizes that it isn't she hugs more earnestly with everything she has and starts crying, being happiest she's ever been in years.
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Was getting raped part of your plan?
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>>14672995
yes
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>>14672408
I want a... whatever the fuck that is to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her laugh so hard she can't do whatever those things do!
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>>14672995
Of course.
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>>14673002
she'd never laugh though, only be immeasurably glad that you have it and it's hers. She'd love and cherish it so much that its size would become utterly inconsequential to her. She'd want to be close to it, and you, all day, so she knows you're real, so she knows she has you, so she knows you won't leave her
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>>14673003
Well congratulations you got yourself raped. Now whats the next step in your master plan?
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>>14672993
This sir, is my ultimate dream right here. I find the flowkelp appeals to me and making someone you lovely feel happy is one best feelings ever. I want to hold her tight to my chest and have listen to my heartbeat, telling its real and so is my love for her.
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>>14673012
To have my pelvis crashed, with survivors.
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If monstergirls were actually real, wouldn't you guys be worried they only wanted your spirit energy, and only claimed to love you to keep their food source happy?
I was just thinking, how could you tell they were being sincere?
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Seaweed pussy
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>>14673026
How can you tell anyone is being sincere?

How do you know somebody really loves you for you, rather than because the simple human need for companionship draws them to you?
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>>14673026
You're assuming a monstergirl would want to keep me in the first place.
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>>14673026
How can you tell the people in your life really love you and are not using you? Even if they only used you for sex, they would love you and be open about it.
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>>14673010

>Anon has his penis laughed at by most if not all MGs
>When he encounters and is caught by a Flowkelp and she sees his penis he expects her to laugh at his penis as usual.
>But instead she smiles and admires it and starts to have sex with him.
>After that she embraces him closely, keeping his penis deep inside her, wanting to enjoy the feeling for as long as possible.
>At long last Anon's quest to have MGs laugh at his penis has come to end.
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>>14673026
That's why you go for the one that wants to start a family with you
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>>14673041
That one is easy: They don't.
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>>14673026
>implying monstergirls would even want me in the first place
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>>14673028
While fat cat ass is preferable, seaweed pussy doesn't sound all that bad either.
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>>14673026
Dunno, if out of the endless sea of cocks, she chose mine specifically, I'd be pretty stoked
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I want to catch a kelp in my fishing net and throw her back into the water after telling her she's not what I wanted
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>>14673026
They don't cheat on you anyway so who cares. That's make them better than human women already.
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Kelp girl's profile isn't even out in full yet, and already we've imprinted our own desires onto her personality to make her downright sweet and irresistible.
How lovely.
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>>14673071
There may not be anymore heroes left in man. But at least there will always be villains.
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>>14673077
You must be new here.
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>>14673050
Don't cut yourself on that edge.
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>>14673081
Nope. I know it's not a particularly odd occurrence; merely pointing it out.
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>>14673071
She'll take you with her.
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>>14673086
>edgy
I don't think it means what you think it means.
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>>14673090
Look, I know that pointing out the obvious is an honored tradition in the fence kingdom, but it's really not appropriate here.
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>>14673026
I thought we start that shit during weekends.
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>>14673099
Come on now.
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>>14673086
He's right.
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>>14673086
>pointing out that 3DPD is shit is edgy
Ok.
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>>14673099
>fence kingdom

What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>14673108
You know you love it.
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>>14673026
>Trusting monster girls
>Ever
What a fool.
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>>14673026
>implying you could discern that from a normal woman

If nothing else, monsters have the whole feral honesty thing going for them. They may throw you down, break your limbs and pelvis, and ride you till the holstaurs come home (and beyond if they are holstaurs), but for the most part they won't mess with your head solely for the purposes of just causing pain.

Unless, you know, that's your thing.
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>>14673026
Change food for money and there you go.
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Hnnnngh.
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>>14673121
You can leave.
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>>14673026
This actually does worry me, I wish I could meet a sincere monster girl that actually wants me for my personality, are these kind of monster girls out their?
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>>14673121
Paladin out
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>>14673132
>>14673141
Monster girls are only good for a quick fuck, that's all.
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>>14673121
>fornicating with monsters
>the year of our lady Illias + 1
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>14673129
Lucky motherfucker.
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>>14673138
No. They're not real. Monstergirls are works of fiction.
They're about as sincere or disingenuous as the transistors that make up the bytes of storage in a computer the monster girl's profile image is saved on.
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>>14673138
Plenty. Some mgs are pickier when choosing a man. All of them come around to loving you anyway.
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>>14673138
Are you kidding me anon? Monster girls would only like you for your dick. Everything else about you they'll change to suit their preferences.
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>>14673129
This yukionna is so pure.
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>>14673155
As pure as driven snow, you might say.
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>>14673152
You sure man, how do I tell if their pretending to be nice and like my personality? I just want to find someone fictional I can trust and be safe/comfortable around.
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>>14673151
>No. They're not real.
Why do you have to remind me I'm going to die alone
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>>14673166
>I just want to find someone fictional I can trust and be safe/comfortable around.
You never will because you have trust issues
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>>14673153
Are you that one *dom shitposter from a few days back and beyond?
>inb4 "stop boogeymanning me!"
Your schtick is easy to follow.
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>>14673164
Fixing to get plowed like snow, too.
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>>14673146
Ilias? Isn't that the insane personification of light that got killed after she plunged the world into war and tried to become a perfect being of absolute power?
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>>14673129
Manga?
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>>14673166
Read the profiles and the world guide.
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>>14673176
She did nothing wrong.
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>>14673169
Because life is harsh.
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>>14673175
>snow pussy
not sure if want
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>>14673170
>not having trust issues
It's like you never met people.
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>>14673170
Actually you're quite correct sir. Monster girls can be quite terrifying and finding one to trust can be a daunting task,but nothing get's done sitting around. So I'll head out into the world and see if I can't find a partner I can trust!!
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>>14673178
Hell Teacher Nube
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>>14673196
I never said I didn't have them too.
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>>14673199
Fair enough.
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>>14673026
Literally no different that human women except they're more open and honest about it.
Now the real concern should be from my Tanuki that I'm just using her.
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>>14673208
You're the guy who wants a sugar momma, right?
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>>14672408
Imma dry her up.
Wrap a Mermaid in her and have me some sushi.
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>>14673214
Nippon NO!
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>>14673198
It ended in 1999 and it hasn't been translated yet? Jeez.
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>>14673213
Well, ultimately I'd like to have a stable, loving relationship of mutual input where I shouldered my share of burden and helped to raise high class nooklings.
But before that maybe a brief slut phase where wealthy bushy tailed matrons gave me nice things in exchange for attention.
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>>14673214
I want to make the Mermaid into a 'Fatty Tuna'
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>>14673244
Shame on you, exploiting lonely old nooks like that. You would be lucky if they didn't find a way to own you.
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>>14673198
I'm using your filename in an attempt to find that specific chapter, but I'm having fuck-all in terms of luck.
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I want to molest a lich.
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How did we go from based Satyrs to Goddamn seaweed?
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>>14673263
Anon, it's not exploiting if they want it. I'm just making them feel good and they're making me feel good. It's mutually beneficial.
And I'm sure that eventually one of them can introduce me to her nice single daughter who I'll marry to carry on the lineage with for her.
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I want to be the first man to tell a Tanuki no.
She'll rage and shout and when that doesn't work, she'll ruin me financially and leave me destitute all in a desperate attempt to get me to relent.
And when my life is burnt to cinders around me and she comes back expecting me to have caved and grovel at her feet, I'll break her with one word. "Apologize."
She'll rage again, and I'll just repeat that single word after everything she says, and then passers by will look on in confusion as an extremely well dressed, wealthy woman sits on the sidewalk, curled in a dirty homeless man's lap, wailing "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" through tears.
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>>14673300
I hope we get automatons next, then that way I can think up something involving Bacchanal Automatons.
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>>14673304
Holy shit a green tanuki!
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>>14673298
Do you think she'd humour you and let out a monotone "kyaaa" before continuing with her research and telling you not to distract her too much?
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>>14673311
God I hope so.
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>>14673307
>Bacchanal Automatons
>Literal Hedonism Bots
How delightfully droll
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>>14673300
Seaweed isn't that bad but it's definitely a step down.
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>>14673304
>implying the first lonely nook wouldn't just rape you and keep you for herself
Not much of a choice on your end anon.
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>>14673298
>"Oh... Anon, that's really distracting,"
>"You're making me feel all tingly."
>"No, it's okay... Keep going."
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>>14673306
They'll think you're taking advantage of her then proceed to beat you into the ground.
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>>14673321
Oh my, that's coming along nicely Mono.
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>>14673311
Of course, and her expression wouldn't change at all other than some blushing.
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>>14673321
Obviously a work in progress, but uhh... link to full image?
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>>14673321
Is this goat paizuri? Damn it you tease.
>>14673331
I'm sure she wouldn't mind you bending her over her research table and having some fun as long as you didn't mind her mixing potions and making notes during it.
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>>14672844
Art of lonely Flowkelp sitting on a rock when?
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>You will never massage an Anubis
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>>14673329
>>14673332
>>14673343
I stopped working on it because I felt it was too boring, being another POV titjob.

http://i.imgur.com/rIVmq0o.png
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You wouldn't a nice horse pussy Uniciron right anon?
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>>14673348
I want to kiss an Anubis.
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>>14673348
A man can dream
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>>14673350
>Stopped working on it
>As if people don't want more of that

Are you having a fucking laugh?
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I want to be hugged by a Flowkelp and have my head comfortably sandwiched between her tits.
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>>14673350
>POV titjob
>Boring
Well
I mean
Yes but still
How about a reverse cowgirl POV?
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>>14673350
Whenever you're in the mood to draw something Satyros related again, you could always find some way involve alcohol in it.
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>>14673350
>another POV titjob
And that's a BAD thing? I'd pay to have that finished. Satyr need more art.
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>>14673350
Fair enough, I do have a huge thing for PoV porn though.

Maybe PoV sleep sex with empty bottles around her would be different, suits her whole alcoholic gimmick too.
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>>14673310
Palette swaps would be common in MGE as part of all the individual variation.
Green Tanuki, red haired Kitsune, even gold or silver Anubis probably.
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>>14673350
I'll be honest, doing romantic frenching with Flow Kelp would be cute as fuck.
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>>14673357
I know it's just porn and people are unlikely to complain but I can't help but feel guilty about not doing something more interesting instead of a concept I've done multiple times now.

>>14673363
I did in another dropped drawing. Titjob was my second attempt. Yeah, I'm terrible.
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>>14673375
You're really struggling with Satyros, huh?
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>>14673375
How about a muscular Satyros drinking down something that lets her spit fire, and potentially impress a nearby dude.
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>>14673026
As written in the world guides? Probably not.
Its porn, and straight up wish fulfillment. Monsters dont really have a separation in their head between sex and love.
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>>14673304
>Tanuki works hard at life and manages to become head of a sizable company.
>But her work left no time for romance and now she's worried that she's too old.
>Her tail lost its fluffiness and is greying, her face is showing wrinkles, and her curves turned into blubber.
>The only time she can feel the touch of a man is when she hires a whore.
>But then she meets anon.
>He's young and good looking, always knows what to say to make her happy, and is a passionate lover.
>The old Tanuki is overjoyed to find love and showers him in gifts and money and brings him along to meet the family.
>Anon is nice to everyone, but pays special attention to her niece who is just starting her own company, but already stands to make more then almost everyone in the family.
>Just like that, he drops the washed up raccoon and seduces the young and fresh one
>The Tanuki spends all day in her room sobbing, holding onto her Anon daki she would use when he was away.

Is this what you want?
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>>14673379
No, I was just on a streak of failure. There's a lot of other drawings I dropped, a March Hare and my first Jubjub attempt for example.
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>>14673375
Well I just wanna say I really wish you'd have finished it so I could enjoy it thoroughly but I appreciate your need to change it up
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>>14673396
Not him, but were they all lewd oriented?
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>>14673396
Ah. I see
Well then, let's see them. I don't know what you expected mentioning those and just acting as if nothing happened
Something's something. Better than nothing
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>>14673375
A POV reverse paizuri sounds like one of those things that's be really kind of hard to get down right when drawing. When you're dealing with that perspective and composition, you really need to make sure that nothing is blocking anything, while trying to make sure it still looks good, and parts like the ass and tits still look enticing.
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>>14673375
The difficulty is in the execution, not the subject itself. A really good Satyros titfuck would be with the guy standing, her tits pressed up against his hips and molded to his shape, the tip of his penis peeking out from her cleavage and both his hands wrapped around her horns pulling her face up into a fierce drunken kiss. But all that dynamism, deformation to illustrate softness and perspective fuckery is difficult and time consuming. Somebody would probably need to pay you quite a bit for your time.
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>>14673396
Life of an artist right there. A lot of people don't realise how many failed drafts and scrapped ideas go into getting out a finished result.

That said, even your "failure" is nice. Lewd goat is always a good thing.
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>>13634009
Maid type: Jinko
Name: Talya
Personality: Diligent, determined and caring
Statement: Master is not feeling happy? Master then is in need of a hug.
Notes: Needs workout equipment.

MGC Maid Central works with many sister Maid Centers in various Monster-Girl-Cities around earth’s globe and even in various nations beyond the gate. While these Maid Centers are capable of operating independently, MGC Maid Central prefers to see the various Maid Centers bond together. For this reason various programs are used to help bring these Maid Centers together. One of those programs is the Interdimensional Maid Exchange, which as one might expect, works by yearly exchanges of various maids between Maid Centers. These exchanges not only bring exotic maid-types, but introduce different cultures and work methods that can be explored and used to benefit the Maid Center in question.
It is worth noting that these exchanges are permanent. The maid in question is unlikely to ever return home after moving over. They will however receive a priority in matching after settling in at their new Maid Center.

Talya originates from the Russian region and was send to MGC Maid Central as part of the above program when she was 21 years old. Records accompanying her stated that Talya had a rather wild life as a hunter before she was recovered by the local Maid Center in the area. Talya started her maid training when she was 17 years old and finished it at the age of 21. Before employment the local Maid Center however decided that Talya would fare a safer and better fate elsewhere and enrolled her in the mentioned exchange program, leading her to MGC Maid Central. After arriving to her new home, Talya spend two additional years learning the local culture, language and way of life. While Talya still has much to learn about her new home, MGC Maid Central believes she is ready to be matched with a Master and explore the world around them together.

“Did the vodka kill one too many of your already lacking brain cells?” The mature Kikimora shouted, furiously cleaning around as she sees her favorite door, her own office door, ripped from the door post and now in the hands of the large white-furred Jinko in front of her. “Talya has an appointement in this room, but door was locked, so Talya removed door to enter room and have appointment. Are you matching maid?” Talya calmly asks Janice, the Kikimora in front of her, who by now is shaking, as red as a tomato and ready to break her broom in half. However instead of getting arrested for assault and battery, Janice chooses to sit down instead. Opening the files in front of her and grabbing a pen, followed by grabbing another pen as the previous one happened to instantly shatter in her hand. “You have a large muscular frame, white striped fur and a lot of guts to wreck my office like that. I won’t neglect to write down that you also have several visible scars, including some suspicious remains of what look like punctures, on various places on your body. Clearly that cut on your cheek must be the frosting on the cake.” Janice manages to let out after clearing her throat of most of her anger. “You further have blue colored eyes and blond hair. You prefer wearing regular issued maid uniforms when on duty and like wearing as little as possible when off duty. Something I suspect your future Master will enjoy.” Janice continues while filling in Talya’s documents, before quickly closing them up, putting them in an envelope and interrupting Talya before she can get any words out of her mouth. “Yes that is all, no you don’t need to explain anything about your previous way of ‘life’, I can make that up myself from your files. Just don’t return here and no I don’t want you to try and ‘fix’ the door. Just... leave it here.” Janice states. This causes the Jinko to simply release her grip on the door, resulting in a loud bang as the door smashes into the floor. This is followed by Talya walking over the broken door to the now empty door post, before turning around to give a quick bow and leaving the stumped Kikimora in her now door-less office.

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>>14673391
That...ok that does sound pretty monstrous of me.
But am I in turn stuck with a greying old maid? Because attraction is a big part of a relationship and I'm not a gerontophile.

But if mere exposure to me brings some fluff back to her tail, some luster to her eyes, some spring in her step; then maybe it's all worth it.

If we're talking a world where MAMONOMANA exists and she's suddenly more vibrant and attractive than even younger nooks just by virtue of dick juice then fuck yes I will take a more experienced woman.
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>>14673423
[Profile continued]

As a maid Talya has a slightly below average performance and needs a little longer than the average maid to perform her duties. This is not surprising as Talya’s maid type does not possess human hands, slowing her when performing more precise tasks. Talya on the other claw has shown to be a diligent maid, making up for much of her lost time. Her future Master can expect Talya to wake up and start her duties as early as 7am. It is to be noted that Talya will first perform some morning exercises, usually in the form of a jogging session, before starting breakfast preparations. Her future Master can expect simple, but sturdy, breakfasts when employing Talya and is likely to see plenty of meat and eggs. Dinner is no different and one can expect the same style of simple, yet sturdy made meals. Her future Master should not expect any unhealthy snacks, but is guaranteed to receive a energy boost in the form of a homemade oatmeal bar if Talya believes that her Master is in need of such. In the same way Talya may choose to give her Master a hug and a headpat if she believes he needs one, or several. MGC Maid Central so far is unsure on what factors Talya decides to perform such actions.

Talya is a busy maid even outside her duties and will not quickly be found on the couch. She can be expected to be found performing workouts every day for at least an hour. Talya in addition also performs daily jogging session up to an hour before starting her duties. It is further worth noting that Talya has a strong interest in firearms and is oddly highly knowledgeable in the operation of firearms. Talya has even displayed strong unhappiness when she heard no firing ranges and firearms were available in her Maid Center. Aside from firearms and working out, Talya has at occasions been sighted to “sneak up to” and “stalk” various maids at her local Maid Center. Talya will abruptly stop her actions when she either successfully manages to sneak up to her target, or when her target notices her presence, the former being the more common option. As with every active maid, even Talya is in need of resting periods, usually spend on the couch watching a movie and cleaning her claws and fur. MGC Maid Central suggests her future Master to help her in these actions to make bonding with her easier, but kindly warns her future Master that Talya might take attempts to help as a signal that her Master is in need of a long duration of hugs.

MGC Maid Central recommends Talya to a fit and strong Master who enjoys sturdy meals and does not mind a foreign maid.
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>>14673423
>Russkie Jinko meido
Fuck yeah son.
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>>14673415
>Life of an artist right there. A lot of people don't realise how many failed drafts and scrapped ideas go into getting out a finished result.
This is why I love watching artists talk about the actual drawing process. Like PlagueOfGripes. He seems to love showing aspiring artists that it's okay to suck when you start, and that a practiced artist behind them has an absolute mountain of failures behind them which you don't get to see, even for just single pieces.
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>>14673425
But what if there was no namono mana? Would you stay with her so you wouldn't break her heart? Keep in mind she might not let you go easily.
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>>14673427
Not the guy you made this profile for, but I have to say that this is pretty fuckin' nice.
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>>14673423
>>14673427
MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link:

http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd
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Cute y/n?
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>>14673367
A gold or silver anubis? Sounds interesting. Like the bronze is just the regular one, the gold is some rare and worshipped variant, and the silver is like an elegant, shining albino version.
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>>14673451
Nigga this picture is eons old.
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>>14673450
I'm so tired I forgot my usual Kiki picture. Let's fix that issue.
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>>14673451
Sure
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>>14673451
>Too fat, too white, face looks like a dude's. Pity, because the outfit looks pretty decent.
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>>14673455
>Pale Anubis

I'm curious
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>>14673458
>Even when he's tired he still does profiles
You are the most dedicated person I've ever met
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>>14673463
How do I keep fucking up posting after all this time?!
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Never 4get

https://imgur.com/a/AvvAw
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>>14673474
Could've been drawn better in all honesty.
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>>14673463
Wait, that's not a guy?
I thought it was just some humorous crossplay.
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>>14673463
You do know that is a dude right? That picture is so old, I think it predates manticore spam.
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>>14673474
>That forced as fuck attempt to make you feel something for people that aren't real
Oh wow.
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I won't lie, I much prefer Okayado's Mandragora over KC's Mandragora.
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>>14673484
>tfw it still succeeds a bit at it despite being so forced and cliche
I'm so fucking angry at myself right now.
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I want the next Monster Girl to be Armadillos or Pillbugs who curl up because they are shy
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>>14673483
I've seen pictures of it before. 3D has just trained me never to assume a gender from a picture.
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>>14673489
Shame that she exists within Crabs universe.
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>>14673493
You're a fucking loser.
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>>14673494
Would she be more bullyable then the seaweed?
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>Lost as fuck in woods
>know this is monster territory
>stumble on a orc
>doesn't speak English
>found a book of common phrases in their language for cheap
>Ask how to get out of the forest
>get disturbing look
>learn later book was bogus
>actually asked her to smother my head in her thighs
Be careful who you buy from, monsters can be anywhere.
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>>14673496
Is there a problem with that, or is this more 'hurr 3DPD'?
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>>14673489
Too bad she has twenty cons to a single pro regarding her monster parts. Not to mention her race are probably all manhating dykes or 3DPD women with a different appearance. Thanks Crabman you hack.
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>>14673508
Well? What happened to the thighs, anon?
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>>14673444
But Aaaaanooooon. There are so many hearts out there. With more young ladies than guys, I'm in a seller's market. How do I know that by going with the Tanuki past expiration I'm not just dooming a younger one to the same lonely fate? Why is this reality so cruel?
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>>14673510
>hurr 3DPD
Well, Crabmans girls do act like vapid cunts more often then not.
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>>14673512
This sounds more like bait than a real opinion.
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>>14673494
>Armadillo girl
>Very shy loli
>Snaps shut when scared, nervous, or embarrassed
>You have to cuddle with her to get her to come out
>Will curl up around your dick to suck on it
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>>14673458
God bless the Maids!
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>>14673524
Cute shit handleless drawfriend.
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>>14673524
That was fast.
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>>14673524

Cute.
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>>14673464
Wouldn't an albino Anubis just be a fluffy Shirohebi?

...I want this.
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>>14673517
That young lady will have no trouble roping in sluts like you. Its the older ones that are more needy for love.
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>>14673518
Welcome to teenage girls? They behave no different than any other harem groups I've seen. And at least they have personalities beyond 'I want your dick'. And if I'm honest, I prefer the semi-realistic MonMusu setting to MGE's 'everything is built around sex' setting.
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>>14673545
Go away you white knight faggot.
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>>14673545
>EMG girls
>teenagers
>personalities
At least MGE girls are established to have behaviors different from what their profiles presented, since y'know, they aren't clones.
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>>14673517
take them both
TAKE THEM ALL
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>>14673524
fig?
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>>14673515
The only way to get through an orc at that point is to calm her down. My hair was soaked by the end though.
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>>14673564
Figs style is different from that.
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>>14673558
This anon has it right. What aspiring businessman wouldn't take the chance to acquire hot Tanuki threesomes?
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>>14673464
You hear rumours about them sometimes, but that's all they are.

Some say their eyes are still red, while others say they're so blue, they make sapphires seem dull in comparison.
You'll hear about their hair as well. Sometimes pure platinum, like liquid metal glinting under the sun. Sometimes still just as sleek and jet black as your typical anubis.
There's talk about he stomach runes, too, those white marks which look like they're painted on. Only on a silver anubis, they don't look like paint, if people are to be believed. They look more like stone. Pitch black obsidian, set in an anubis' stomach and laced with veins of purple that glow when they get to casting their spells. I bet it's all a big load, but that lich down at the library says that those marks're the source of an anubis' magic. Bah. I bet she's never even seen an anubis in her life, staying cooped up in that dusty tomb full'a books.
One thing people can all seem to agree on, though, is the skin. Silver, obviously, but flawless. So shiny and pure, you'd be forgiven for thinking she's giving off her own light.

You ask me, I reckon it's all a myth. I mean, a silver anubis? With gems in her eyes, and stones in her stomach? Fanciful tripe, if ever I heard it.
You'll hear talk about how it so hard to ever see one, on account of their appearances making them hide away like recluses. Excuses, excuses I say.

But I'll let you believe what you will. After all, every urban legend's got to come from somewhere, eh?
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>>14673541
Fine then, but if she's going to be appeal to my inner slut then she can't just be some whiny old hag who wants cuddles all the time.
She has to help me live out my fantasy of gender role swapped faceless old man doujins.
The really kinky ones with fancy bondage gear and rape dungeons and the protagonist in a fluid-drenched ahegaoing mess by the end screaming "Ah-haaahn! Yesh! I can only think of Mistress' pussyyyyy~!"
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>>14673576
I'M CURIOUS
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>>14673576
I heard there were part of a Pharaoh's plan to create an elite group of Anbui to support her kingdom and fight against the Snake of Darkness. But they wanted more then following the Pharaoh and escaped with whatever slaves they could to help run their own lifes. They live quiet lives, slowly growing their numbers so nobody can track them down and force them to obey.
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>>14673508
C-can i get that book?
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>>14673423
>>14673427
>blonde hair, blue eyes, white fur, Russian jinko
>fit
>cooks simple protein heavy meals
>likes guns
>wants to give hugs and would probably like to cuddle
10/10 maid - would wife instantly
Jealous of the anon who gets to be her master
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>>14673620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao
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>>14673600
So you want her to force you under her desk and use her big thighs to make you eat her out? You want her to mouthfuck you as she gives you a hand job? You want to get pumped full of every venom she could find and be dressed in a dlutty little outfit with a matching collar and beg to be fucked? You want her to bounce on your erection until you cant get it up anymore? You want to do this and more, becoming her husband and raising the kids she made you give her?
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>>14673603
Almost sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? That's how all the other rubes get caught up in it, too.
Still, if you really want to find out more, why not travel to the Pharaoh's empire? There's a country on the western border where it's rumoured one of them silver "diamond dogs" lives. Apparently she's a princess or something. Imagine that! Wouldn't you just want to be the lucky sod who marries a girl like that, eh? Some travellers from there say the rumour goes that she's even more beautiful than the Pharaoh herself, which is probably heresy if I ever heard it.
Then again, being a princess, no one's ever actually really seen her. Poor girl apparently spends all her time inside the innermost circle of the palace grounds. Not even the servants get to go there.
Can you even imagine 'aving an upbringing like that? Silver or not, the girl must live a pretty sheltered life.
I can't imagine what you'd need to go through to even catch a glimpse of her.
Well, hey. If you're set on going, and it turns out to all be true, then consider yourself the luckiest man in the world. Otherwise, consider yourself penniless after the boat trip, stuck in a strange and dangerous land. What could go wrong?

>>14673614
Yeah? And I heard that the King and his consorts were all secretly a bunch of lizard-girls plotting the downfall of mankind. Can't trust everything you hear.
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>>14673689
>Yeah? And I heard that the King and his consorts were all secretly a bunch of lizard-girls plotting the downfall of mankind. Can't trust everything you hear.

>Implying the ancient Sleestak empire isn't real
"We are seven thousand in number. Our eggs are fertile, and all fear us."
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>>14673722
Right is clearly a 30 year old woman giving herself a 10 year old body
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>>14673725
You really think a fox would do something so underhanded?
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>>14673729
She's a fox.
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>>14673655
The idea of a middle aged Tanuki businesswoman saying this to me in increasingly confident tones as she realizes what she has in front of her is terribly arousing, so I'll say yes.
Yes I want to be her little fuckpet.
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>>14673729
The face gives it away.
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>>14673729
Fox girls are almost as crafty as jews.
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>>14673733
A long as she waves her wallet in your wallet you wold do anything, right?
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>>14673722
>>14673725
>Grab the one on the right
>Yank her inside
>Slam the door
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>>14673736
I doubt their smooth-talking powers are on par with the Satyros'.
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>>14673752
Satyros can't seduce a man for shit, that's why they have to get them incredibly drunk.
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>>14673757
>implying
An average Satyros can probably successfully seduce a man while drunk.
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>>14673729
Foxes are masters of deception, so yes.
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>>14673722
For the last time, I'm not going to go to your damn Zipangu festival again, even if there are free snacks. I don't worship what you do and the old one gave me a angry look when I didn't know the chants.
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>>14673736
Jew girls when? I'm not talking Tanukis, they don't have the nose for it. Rabbi girls when?
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>>14673764
Those alcoholic goats couldn't seduce a man that was hopped up on the strongest aphrodisiacs in the world unless he was piss drunk.
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>>14673770
They'd look like hairy kappas.
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>>14673770
But we already have those in real life.
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>>14673545
>And if I'm honest, I prefer the semi-realistic MonMusu setting to MGE's 'everything is built around sex' setting.
Me too.
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>>14673757
>can't seduce a man for shit
I have to agree. How the hell am I supposed to be attracted to anything that's too drink to talk or walk straight?

>"Hey bebe, I *hic* have a bottle of good stuff *hic*! Why don't we both get black-out drunk and have sex we won't remember?"
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>>14673785
Get out of here faggot.
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>>14673778
>implying they can't just hide a smooth engagement ring between their bountiful goat bosoms, and have the man they love fish it out before proposing
They have tact, even when drunk.

Far better than some hairy-assed vixen anyways.
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>>14673791
Too lazy.
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>>14673785
>MGE
I hate a lot of shit in MGE but it's medieval-esq setting at least allows for interesting stuff.
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>>14673791
Trying too hard to fit in. Quit with the kneejerk reaction.
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>>14673787
Don't forget her breath.

>>14673806
??
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>>14673806
Now I agree with >>14673795.
The shitpost is too obvious.
It needs to be subtle, man. I mean are you even trying?
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>>14673806
You're really pulling out all the stops today, salt-kun.
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>>14673785
>EMG
>Realistic
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>>14673815
Cute butt. But not so cute girl.
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>>14673811
I've come to the conclusion his effort and quality are inversely proportional to his current level of impotent rage. He seems to give up subtlety and transition to incoherent shitposting as the night progresses.
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>>14673815
You've been studying the female form I see.

It has benefited you well.
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>>14673816
Compared to MGE

>>14673815
That is one fine booty.
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>>14673816
With that level of selective ignorance and quote omitting, you could edit for a tabloid newspaper.
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>>14673796
Actually....now im curious as to what the average city in MGE looks like. The world guides mostly concern themselves with monsters and their nature and how the affect the world around them. The only location we got any detail on was that one order city and thats probably a fringe case since it had so many powerful mages and heroes and was also super order extremist.
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>>14673423
>>14673427
Janice sounds like she needs a vacation. Maybe a stay at my house will change her sour disposition.
But I'm thinking maybe a diamond ring and some daughterus will make her the bright and cheerful maid she once was.
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>>14673821
trolls are CUTE! CUTE!
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>>14673826
Welcome to the world of greentexting.
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>>14673816
But it is anon, instead of MGE's unrealistic personalities, behaviors and societies EMG has girls with realistic personalities along with actual drawbacks that come with their monster side instead of MGE where everything is perfect.
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>>14673827
Probably just the /tg/ in me though.
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I want to be pinned down and grinded on by an assertive cowgirl.
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>>14673830
If you say so. The drawing is good, but I just really do not like the troll design at all. Even if she is brown, I just can't find anything unique to the troll to actually like.
No accounting for taste, I suppose.
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Hey guys I was wonderin....um are there any troll monster girl pastas?
Because I want a troll waifu to hug and impregnate, like really bad.
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>>14673815
Cute.
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>>14673815
I literally just fapped and you post this.
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>>14673827
Don't remind me. I absolutely loath what KC decided to try to pass off as writing with his "hurr durr, weapon of mass conversion." We'll never get any real world-building from him, but some of the writefags come up with really cool ideas.
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>>14673722
Can I interest the two of you in some tea? It's my special recipe that monsters can't resist!
its my semen
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>>14673843
No. Now quit typing like a fag.
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>>14673838
>You will never have a threesome with a Minotaur and her Holstaur sister.
>You will never get to feel the Holstaurs soft tits on one side of your cock and the Minotuars firm breasts on the other side.
Damn, life sucks.
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>>14673834
>EMG has girls with realistic personalities
I don't think any normal person would yell "You damn lolicon!" at any point in time.
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>>14673843
I don't think there are.
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>>14673852
"You damn pedophile" is basically the same anon.
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Oh oh oh, I
want a monster
girl for me
to make me happy
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>>14673858
Well it's not going to happen anytime soon, so shut the fuck up.
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>>14673860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-NaEj2dQ0
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>>14673194
Free ice cream.
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>>14673862
It's like a JPEG artefact turned into music.
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>>14673869
Your tongue might get numb, or worse, get stuck.
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>>14673869
Suddenly I'm reminded of "love nectar" cookies.
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>>14673876
RIP Matsuki Miyu, your voice was too breathily lewd for this world.
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>>14673885
That was just the pneumonia.
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>>14673895
Holy shit.
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Anyone have any kejorou stories lying around?
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Ah, to be married to a kitsune. A man can dream.
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>>14673902

I'm currently procrastination on making one.
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>>14672614
WE
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>>14673815
>More freckletits
Today was a good day
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>>14673902
http://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ
http://pastebin.com/gypaLxBt (Dammit Murchez, make your stuff public)
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>>14673929
(Dammit Murchez, make your stuff public)

OK

Hell is terrible by the way.
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>>14673907
Well, there's a namesake swap that made me smile.
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>>14673722
If you're going to post his glorious work at least post some of the good shit.
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>>14673940
Blessed be, you still exist.
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>>14673895
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>>14673944
>Star wars garbage
>Good
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>>14673944
That's probably the most remarkable thing he's ever drawn. Otherwise it's stiff samefaces up the ass.
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>>14673827
Don't forget Polove and the Elementalists Association. Course they aren't typical either.

There is no reason to think average human cities are any different from typical semi-medieval RPG cities though.
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>>14673953
>>14673955
Sith out in full force today.
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>>14673969
Ok I didn't expect that...
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>>14673969
The Empire did nothing wrong, they wanted to protect you from abominations like Life Day.
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>>14673945

Yeah. Been mostly lurking these days but I am working on a new story that I'm feeling pretty happy about so far though I have all manner of ideas on how I want it to progress.

My pastebin is public again now.
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>>14673984
Lovely in both regards.
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>>14673976
>Rebels take down the only organization that put order on the galaxy, making the aftermath a power vacuum power struggle since no entity as powerful took over
>Out of fucking nowhere, Yuuzhan Vong

And then Episode 7 made the entire Expanded Universe noncanon in the blink of an eye. What a massacre.
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>>14673992
I fucking hate retcons
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>>14673969
Vader_Touches_Fluffy_Tail.jpg
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>>14673992
That movie was so fucking terrible aside from the stun baton Stormtooper.
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>>14673907
>non loli Tamamo
Nice
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>>14674002
Silly goy, the masses loved it, so it must be good.
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>>14673992
The Yuuzhan Vong sucked.
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>>14673907
Man, non-loli Tamamo is so awesome. Of the four Heavenly Knights, I liked her the best. She was wise, had a good sense of humor, and of the four she was the least likely to do something horrible to you.
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>>14673827
We also know what looks like the cities in the demon realms in general and the royal makai.
We saw it in the previous thread.
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>>14674006
I haven't seen it, but if the majority of people enjoyed it doesn't that make it good?
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>>14674002
I liked him, but
>hype up Captain Phasma with her special snowflake chrome armor
>into the trash she goes while some random trooper gets to kick ass
one of the many, many reasons why TFA sucked big hairy wookiee balls.
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>>14674007
Someone who gets it. It is a fair price to pay for the Vong to not be a thing anymore.
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>>14673885
She's arousing angels now.
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>>14674019
>Least likely to do something terrible
>Literally sucks your soul out using her cooter

Other than that, she's a a pretty fine choice.
Erubite is still the best.
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>>14674029
I think it was symbolic. Rank and shiny armor and showy capes and shit don't make you powerful.

only being a Skywalker does that
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>>14674024
>We saw it in the previous thread
Saw what exactly? I only caught a bit of it.
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>>14674033
They did appear in concept art for the clone wars cg series, but luckily nothing ever came of that.
Humanizing and making you give a shit about the clones was that series strongsuit anyways.
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>>14674028
>consensus fallacy
No anon, it doesn't.
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>>14674005
>>14674019
Too true. She looks absolutely sublime, especially in that Caster outfit. It was designed for great legs and rocking hips.
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>>14674019
>and of the four she was the least likely to do something horrible to you
That's Granberia.
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>>14674036
>spoiler
Are you being wrong on purpose?
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>>14674045
I'm being right.
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YOUR WAIFU'S SOUL IS MINE

YOURS WILL BE NEXT
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>>14674046
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>14674041
I don't believe that applies in this case. Since likes and dislikes are statements of opinion and there isn't an objective measure of quality. Who's setting the bar to what's considered good or not?
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>>14674047
Didn't expect vintage /jp/ memes here.
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>>14674060
...in /jp/?
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>>14674054
>Who's setting the bar to what's considered good or not?
I tell you who's not setting the bar: A bunch of retards who are easily impressed by a safe movie that was basically a retelling.
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>>14674066
But anon. This is old-/a/-in-exile. You don't think this thread is full of natives do you?
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>>14674066
We're like the Vatican to /jp/'s Italy.
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>>14674038
Just some more existing descriptions

>>14674076
Why is she alone and why is she smiling?
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>>14674079
More like Ft Laramie in old Wyoming territory.
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>>14674038
We were talking about stuffs with dark daylights, colosseums, art museum and more.
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>>14674078
I discovered this thread from browsing /jp/, so it has at least some natives.
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>>14674075
I actually did some more reading on this.

The bandwagon fallacy only applies if you try to make a conclusion based on popularity.
>X movie is popular therefore it must be good.

However, this no longer is true if you were to say:
>The majority of people who matched x movie gave it high ratings, therefore it must be good.

As most of the community sites I trust to not be unfairly biased give it good reviews, I conclude that you just hold an over inflated opinion on your own judgement.

Next time actually look it up before you spout fallacy crap.
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>>14674105
>twonativesinwaterworld.jpg
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>>14674101
Interesting. If I had time I'd take a look.
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Would you touch an Ogres butt? Because I would.
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>>14674111
Spending a few minutes on wikipedia may be impressive to some people. But you're gonna have to try a little harder if you want to impress me, which you clearly do.
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>>14674130

A fine choice. But I'd go for Kejourou butt.
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>>14674130
Yes Mr. Caray. I'd touch a lot of butts though.
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>>14674137
I bet that butt would lead to a lot of hairy situations.
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>>14674133
Actually it looks like he was just calling you wrong.
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I want to have a loli sea bishop, kraken, cancer and flowkelp come up to me while they're hugging each other and ask "would you like some sushi mister?"
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>>14674130
I like my butts a bit smaller and less firm.
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>>14674028
No. The fact that it's a genuinely enjoyable and well put together film that pays homage to (Or if you feel like being cynical, completely rips off and brings nothing of its own besides) the original trilogy, while setting up plenty of new stories to come.
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>>14674133
I had to about three different sources. It's actually really hard to find examples of what the bandwagon fallacy *Isn't.*

And let's not pretend that the single high-school literature class you learned the concept in makes you an expert either.
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>>14674147
If he has to move goal posts to do so, I'm not worried about being wrong.
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>>14673489
I wouldn't mind a palm tree waifu myself.
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>>14674161
>move goal posts
You don't bother to actually contradict his argument and instead attack his source, and you accuse HIM of moving goalposts?

Seems legit.
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>>14674146

without a doubt
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>>14674140
Yes, that's the butt I want to touch. And lick. And sniff. And kiss. And hold. And marry.
I kind of want to do things to the puffy pink pantsu vulva, too. Like slowly press up against it with a forefinger and rub through the fabric.
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>>14673026
Ha! Like I can tell the difference anon. As long as she's loyal I don't care if she's only in it for my body.
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>>14674162
>Palm tree girl
>guys always tell her "let me see those coconuts baby!"
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>>14674151
drawfags please
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Would you Operate with your waifu?
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>>14674174
>Not going to a whole palm dryad stand and singing this while you molest them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqEmAsUXVJY
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>>14674167
See, I don't have to contradict someone who says "opinions don't mean anything", and "A large amount of opinions however is meaningful" in rapid succession.
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>>14674169
I hope you're prepared to deal with the consequences of your actions.
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>>14674002
>Ignoring the scene with the Stormtroopers fucking off after encountering the Ren's tantrum
Best scene in the movie. Actually i think the Stormtroopers were straight up just the best part of the movie, I hope they get even more personality in the next one.
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>>14674174
>>14674186
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
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Why is there no love for dragons?
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>>14674192
Stormtrooper E4s know when to be scarce yo
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>>14674196
Dyke Dragon go away.
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>>14674187
If you had actually bothered to read his posts you would have seen that he clarified his first statement. It seems to me that he knew he made an incorrect point and spent time to fix it. You're still wrong even if he wasn't correct to start.
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>>14674180
I would operate with those foxes.
Not because I think they're actually any good, but just because I'm a foxslut.
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>>14674196
There is love for them, way too much really. Just none for that bitch.
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>>14674186
>>14674194
You want flustered and upset palm tree dryads? Because this is how you get them. Coconut jokes to them is like that hellhound wearing a hot dog suit, it saps all of their happiness and optimism.
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>>14674196
Dragons are loved here, aside from the dyke you just posted.
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>>14674208
What if I give them the dick while making coconut jokes?
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>>14674200
That's probably why I loved that scene so much, because I can empathized way more with the those two stormtroopers more than any other character in the movie. Which, of course, is probably because I've been in similar situations.
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>>14674191
Will those consequences include the anubis jumping up as she feels a finger between her lips, before starting to rub back when it begins to caress her, and then end with her re-appropriating my whole hand for her own use?
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>>14674205
I bet you couldn't possibly get enough mofu, eh?
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>>14674196
I want to give her a schlong-slap.
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>>14674215
then they just get mad after the whole ordeal
Now all I can see is an anon screaming "DRINK MY COCONUT MILK!!!" While cumming in his palm tree waifu.
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>>14674220
Fucking right there buds.
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I want to tease monster girls by acting like they're just human women cosplaying.
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>>14674226
Too bad. I'm gonna get drunk on spiced rum and sing Margaritaville at the top of my lungs while I grope the sexiest and most voluptuous of them.
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>>14674196
Because they've been stealing lot's of people's hearts.

In a literal sense. Quite terrifying.
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>>14673944
Abubu has a pretty great gallery, made better by the sheer size of it.
And a tendency towards some perversions that make him my gentleman of increased melanin.

Like that ryona crane image. I know it's a sick fuck thing, but I was diamonds when I realized that if you looked carefully he had drawn washed out bloodstains in a proper distribution.
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>>14674234
This is clearly Order propaganda.
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>>14674214
Don't bully her
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>>14674234
Why would you give a dragon the name of an angel?
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>>14674238
When somebody deserves it, it's called punishment.
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>>14674238
She brings it upon herself.
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>>14674240
Because she is an angel. A big, scaley, fire breathing angel.
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>>14674232
But what about the youngest one? She never has anybody come into the nursery and grope her! She's gonna start thinking it's because she's ugly!
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>>14674231
>walk up to a manticore
>Begin laughing at her "costume"
>Walk up and tug on her ears as you compliment them on their realism
>She just stands there confused and somewhat frightened
>Run your hands through her mane before you carefully grab her tail bulb
>Give it a squeeze before giving her a thumbs up for how much effort she put into it
>Walk off whistling
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>>14674240
If you beat DD that's a stupid question.

If not then because reasons.
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>>14674245
Please don't bully the cute dragon
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>>14674256
What do I look like, Quicksilver? I'd give her some extra growth fertilizer and some headpats.
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>>14674271
She looks so unhealthily thin.
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>>14674271
I'm getting flashbacks to the Dracosafag of old, one of the chiefest and greatest shitposters of his time.
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>>14674280
That's just how crabman draws his girls.
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>>14674196
I'd love a fairy dragon.
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>>14674280
Because Crabman.
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>>14674271
But she was made to be bullied.
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artist: Me
medium: Digital, paint program

trivia: This piece took roughly 2 minutes to make
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>>14674271
I'll bully her with my dick until she gets addicted.
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>>14674285
>>14674288
>his lemurgirl has thick thighs, a plump ass, and a torso that doesn't look anorexic this time
>has shitty twiggy upper arms despite the fact she's a damn lemur
Dammit Crab.
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>>14674294
Eh.
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>>14674301
One could almost think that you're not a fan of the "severely malnourished" look.
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>>14674301
The worst offender is Tio.
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>>14674301
yeah but that :3 tho
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>>14674294
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>>14674308
And?
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>>14674294
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>>14674318
I think you have reasonable taste?
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>>14674312

>>14674324
I'm flattered.
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>>14674328
The actual fuck
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Man, I just want to mercilessly rape some monster girls to exhaustion and then cuddle them, cradling their heads and petting them until they fall asleep.
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>>14674338
Go chase down a Cockatrice.
That's basically how you gotta pin one down.
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>>14674333
Kakuen orgy, fat monkey butts as far as the eye can see.
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>>14674338
>Consensually ravish
Don't we all
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>>14674348
I want to hunt a Kakuen so I can fuck that fat monkey butt.
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>>14674349
A Lilim offended by you rejecting her advances has cursed you to never again have consensual sex in your life.
How do you deal with it?
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>>14674364
Not him, but become the biggest rapebait I could be.
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>>14674364
Die a virgin? I mean, I'm not shitting on anyone's fetishes here, but I'm partial to a situation more like the anubis massage story.
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>>14674180
>tfw no qt3.14 tomboy wolf girl to go to the range with
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>>14674364
Either beg for forgiveness and accept her advances, or >>14674374
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Why haven't you started a self-sustaining mamono fuck-farm harem collective?

>Plant girls providing fruits and veggies
>Lizard/cephalopod girls providing meat
>Magic type healing them
>Your semen sustains them all
>Mamono mana takes care of the rest

There, you can all live indefinitely by eating and fucking each other without actually ever having to go to the store or supporting "the man."
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>>14674364
Go over her head and get her Onee-san to lift it. Alternatively, rape her. Rape her until she cries.
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>>14674377
>tfw no operator lizardman waifu to shoot with
why bother?
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>>14674387
>Mamono mana takes care of the rest
Mamano mana takes care of everything. No need to eat or sleep or anything else as long as you're grinding the perpetual fuck machine.
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FAT. CAT. ASS!
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>>14674364
Kidnap her and keep her as my sex toy for the rest of her life, the curse ensuring that she will never be able to enjoy it.
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>>14674364
Use the curse to rape her and reveal it was your plan all along so you could say you dominated a Lilim.
Then kiss her on the forehead and accept her feelings.

Unless it's a loli. Then I guess go spend the rest of my life in allies getting gangbanged by monstergirl gangs and keep my apartment by letting my Tanuki landlord and her bodyguards rape me.
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>>14674392
But what If I'm a psychopath with cannibalphilic tendencies who wants to eats those he loves?
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>>14674394
Meow?
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>>14674387
>Lizard
Hey bby, that tails looking mighty ripe. How bout you yank it off and toss it on the grill before we fuck tonight?
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>>14674401
No anon. Those are breasts. Why have you failed us?
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>>14674399
Well then I'm sure mamonomana will let you eat your waifu.
When the other men are lucid enough to stop guzzling pussy and think about you, you'll be that weird guy.
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>>14674387
Because I couldn't manage a harem if my life depended on it. Hell, I was nearly castrated for just looking at a girl.
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>>14674399
I dunno. Eat your children or something you sicko. God knows nobody wants any of them to inherit your peculiar inclinations.
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>eat your waifu
I want the guro to go and stay go
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>>14674394
You're making the ones without fat asses feel sad.
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>>14674402
That's pretty lewd Anon.
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>>14674417
It was supposed to be sarcastic.
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>>14674377
>No Tomboy monster girl to demand that you take her as your wife.
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>>14674417
That Lizard butt is too good.
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>>14674415
I don't currently have a desire for flat cats. I burn with Plump Feline Booty Fever.
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>>14674417
>Confess to the really shy, bullyable lizard girl
>She doesn't know what to do and flees
>You don't know what do and call out to her while grabbing her tail
>It breaks off, leaving the bloody and spasming tail flopping around in your hands
>She keeps running for a bit before noticing what happened
>She returns and starts crying not knowing what to do, apologizing, embarrassed, and asking for her tail back
>You're now covered in blood
>Completely flustered she brings you to her home so that she can clean your clothes
>"And that kids is how mom and dad met!"
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>>14674392
Mamono mana only takes care of "everything" if you plan on never having kids or more wives. The monster and incubus can sustain each other indefinitely through sex only when it is only the two of them. More than that and someone involved has to get other sustenance to keep everyone alive.

Regardless, only the most extreme adopt a "live entirely off each other via sex" lifestyle except in emergencies (like when a farming couple's crops fail or get eaten by giant bugs for instance).
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>>14674186
>Singing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, >Not Singing Banana Man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY
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>>14674451
The dust bowl would have been really weird if it was like that.
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>>14674391
I wonder how lizardmen would feel about guns. Not MUH HONORS enough? The new gold standard for warfare? Too dangerous to go husband hunting with? I feel like salamanders would love the shit out of them regardless.
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>>14674451
That's wrong. Harems can survive that way just fine as well. It's a bullshit net gain process. The only reason it doesn't work with children too is because there's no fucking going on there.

It's not the most extreme either. It's everything from the lazy to the people in the Fallen God's eternal fucktopia. That's a real wide swath.
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>>14674415
PRETTY. KITTY. TITTY.
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>>14674377
Those dubs won't dampen the sadness I feel
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>>14674435
>Confess to the really shy, bullyable lizard girl
>She doesn't know what to do and starts crying blood, squirting it all over your face.
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>>14674480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEl6TXrkZnk

m-moe
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>>14674480
>>14674488
>that look on the coyote's face immediately after getting the blood on itself
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>>14674076
You know what happens to girls who wander alone in the dark like that?
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>>14674465
I mean, she'd probably use guns for everyday use, but a sword is a lot more reliable in keeping possible husbands from massive bleeding.
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>>14674488
>shoots it's own blood
>can only shoot backwards out of it's eyes
>doesn't have any special properties, just regular blood
>defense mechanism is to eject its own vital fluids and then run away
>predator was already going to eat, blood and all

this is the most useless piece of shit thing I've ever heard of
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>>14674488
>Himedere Regal Horned Lizard Girl.
>Acts high and mighty, but is sensitive about how she shoots blood from her eyes.
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>>14674503
and yet it still works.
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>>14674488
>related videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FK9tWT5pA4

I just want a werebat onee-san TBQH
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>>14674505
I wonder what they think of Dio.
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>>14674474
Your evidence? Because I have this from the incubus section of world guide 1:

>Astonishingly, with this cycle, not only does the total amount of magical energy not decrease, instead it continues to increase, so it's possible for a monster and an incubus to keep having sex almost forever, and as long as there's one incubus and one monster, it's possible for them to live by just having sex.

It specifically says one incubus and one monster.
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>>14674465
They might use them for fun or when going monster hunting, but in a sparring match a gun isn't going to be much good for a non-lethal test of strength. Unless they use magic demon silver bullets, which I could actually see happening.
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>>14674503
Actually the blood apparently has properties that make it very distasteful to canids (and canids are basically the only creatures the horned lizard will usually shoot blood at).
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'ey there boy, whacha doin' eatin' seaweed? You wanna grow big, you gotta get some vitamin vadge, knowwhatimsayin'?
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>>14674509
The thought of hundreds of Flying Fox Girls filling the skies at night fills me with terror.
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>>14674522
But they're dykes
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>>14674524
I refuse.
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>>14674501
MGE operates on JRPG logic, KC said that a trained human warrior could easily survive something like a bullet, since some monsters are so powerful that even just the wind whipped up by their swings hits you as hard as one.
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>>14674522
I like the offer, but I don't think it's true.
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>>14674522
>Prim and proper Demon Sisters talking like a bunch of thug Oni
That grammar is unacceptable.
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>>14674527
A part of you will grow big. Unless you're an Alp.
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>>14674524
Don't act like you don't want to be the filling in a Scanty and Kneesocks sandwich.
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>>14674528
Cute, but she need to wipe her eyes.
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>>14674526
>easily survive
Massive bleeding followed by the nearly guaranteed infection.

Yeah, ok KC
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>>14674528
Fucking christ, what's wrong with my owl maid?!
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>>14674538
If you think about it though, stuff like crossbows have similar forces involved and monsters bullshit handwave that away too.
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>>14674538
As I said, the setting operates on JRPG mechanics. HP and defense stats are a thing.
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>>14674534
Well they worded it wrong then. It sounded like it work like steroids.
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>>14674516
>Unless they use magic demon silver bullets, which I could actually see happening.
That actually makes sense. Would silver fuck the barrel though? Would potential husbands recover before they can come bag the prize if they shoot from too far away/in the wrong terrain? Would husbanddogs be allowed?
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>>14674522
>"Sorry my Flowkelp wife and I need to attend church service and then go help the poor at the local soup kitchen, bye."
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>>14674538
>JRPG
Guns are useless outside of end game deluxe multi hit specials or cutscenes.
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>>14674538
Healing potions and magic remember? This is a RPG inspired setting, people don't die that easy and there are various ways to prevent infection assuming it is even a concern.

Though I am curious where KC said that as I don't see it in anything of his I've seen translated.
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>>14674548
Silver is plenty soft to go through a barrel and won't melt. Demonic silver seems far to valuable to waste on expendable ammunition though. Only some of the top monsters have weapons made from it.
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>>14674551
My first thought was the flowkelp wife donating excess kelp from her own body to feed the poor. Not sure how I feel about that.
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>>14674543
On a much smaller scale. A crossbow impacts with 70 foot-pounds of energy, while a SS109 hits with 1,303.

In other words, I want a cute lizardman tomboy with an AR-10 goddammit.
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I want /k/ to leave.
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>>14674554
I remember it. It was a Q&A question along the lines of "Could you kill monstergirls with guns?"

And his response was "Some of the scrubs, sure. But they would have no effect on more powerful monsters like dragons."

The RPG thing was a separate deal that he answered about how you can train yourself to Hero level without the blessing of the Chief God.
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>>14674538
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>>14674563
I want /k/ to stay and help us prepare for the Elves!
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>>14674558
Where's it say that? The article on the silver states it is quite common in mamono realms (only a one star rarity versus three star rarity in human lands) and "often" used to manufacture weapons. Indeed it says:

>These non-lethal weapons are widely and regularly used by monsters who fundamentally hate killing humans, and they've also been adopted as the official equipment of the Mamono Lord's Army.
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>>14674538
Except humans tend to survive that in real life? We survive torn off limbs without immediate help sometimes.
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>>14674566
What's going on here? Is she trying to drown him?
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>>14674566
I can't unsee this being an Onee-Sabbath Witch pinning down a hero in Dark Matter so he can't escape the lust effect.
Boner no, why are you doing this to me?
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>>14674522
Scanty and Kneesocks are the best, I want them to be my wives.
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>>14674544
Though, monsters would still prefer demon silver ammunition because they prefer not grievously maiming their opponents. Plus it'd have greater effect against anyone with high defense anyway.
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>>14674575
I just see a shota being dogpiled by onee-sans. I have this feeling that it's a shota because I think I recognize that artist.
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>>14674561
>advanced weapons in an 1100's level medieval setting with some Renaissance anachronisms
Come on dude. And if you want to scale it up, then just look at all the monsters that take non-magic siege weapons and shrug them off.
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>>14674574
>Except humans tend to survive that in real life?
With proper medical attention. Not in the middle of nowhere after fighting some lizard.
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>>14674574
>tend to survive that in real life
Uh, no? Sure, today we do with all of out medical equipment and antibiotics. Before, it was a game of getting the bullet out without anesthetic before it goes septic. Even then you were still likely to die of infection because nobody had any idea about sanitary conditions. Look up some civil war history. Most bullet wounds involved cutting off the affected limb and hoping for the best.
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>>14674583
Listen man, I just want to spot for my lizardman waifu. Is that too much to ask?
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>>14674579
>You'll never fuck Scanty senseless while Kneesocks comments on your technique.
>You'll never watch Kneesocks' blush get brighter and brighter as you fuck her senseless too
>There will never be a season 2.
Fuck.
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>>14674593
You could always lift with her.
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>>14674572
Just went and dug out the relevant article from the source in WG1. Seems they actually make it in the Demon Realms. It's not like mined and enchanted silver. It's literally just plain old steel infused with a fuckton of demonic energy. And the quality of the weapon plus the type and amount of demonic energy affects how safe it is in combat.

Shitty ones can still kill, and the best ones fully juiced up by a lilim can incubize you with just a knick.

Huh. I did not know that. And it explains the abundance of them.
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>>14674593
No. I love girls and guns. Just saying it's not an MGE sort of thing. Plenty of writefags have more modern universes where that sort of thing works great.
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Would you want a Kakuen with a big butt to sit in your lap?
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>>14674609
I have a tiny lap. She would slide off.
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>>14674593
Spotting for her and having her shoot at you are very much different things. We were discussing the latter but the former sounds fun.
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>>14674609
I would prefer a Baphomet or Lich.
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>>14674609
No, butts are for faces, not laps.
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>>14674609
Only if she pretends not to feel my boner and even grinds against it while ignoring the sounds I'm making.
And she'll only let me fuck her if I ask.
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>>14674619
Why not both?
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>>14674626
Because I want to enjoy the butt on my face without distractions.
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>>14674626
Girls only have one butt.
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Kakuens are too small.
I want a big tall tough gorilla girl with a swole physique and huge arms&hands to hug and pin you down with.
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>>14674625
>Needing to ask
>Not ripping off that Kakuen's clothes and fucking her like a beast in heat for teasing you so much.
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>>14674631
She can switch spots anon.
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>>14674634
So long as she's face down on my bed and grinning smugly because she got what she wanted I'm good.
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>>14674639
You better fuck that grin right off her face.
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>>14674637
What a pretty picture you drew, Wurm-chan!
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>>14674638
Butt what if I get used to having her butt in one place when she switches?
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>>14674643
The only thing it's gonna turn into is an ahegao.
Besides, I have a fetish for smug girls. Why do you think I like the idea of the Smug Squad so much?
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>>14674647
Adapt.
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>>14672989
It's less them being omnipowerful and more of them being apex yandere
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>>14674609
A monster girl without a big butt might as well be a human girl.
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>>14674593
Well for what its worth this is what KC had to say about technology in his world:

>It is very difficult question to answer. I want to leave it to your imagination as long as possible, so I will not make it clear, but steam power and gunpowder are already exist, and research makes progress. However, magic-related technologies which don't exist in our world have made more progress, and reseaches of "Magitek machines" (contraption combined with magic) are also ongoing.

As for whether lizardmen would use guns, I suppose it would depend on the individual and the circumstance.
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>>14674650
Why not get two girls?
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Well goodnight all. May AWAWAWAing flow kelps flow through your dreams.
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>>14674649
>You will never come home to find a Hellhound, Kakuen, Manticore, Cheshire and Kakuen smugly presenting themselves to you.
>You will never fuck each and every one of them silly, gaining four very smug wives in one night of fun.
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>>14674655
Steampunk demon realm when?
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>>14674657
>Kakuen Twins with huge butts
>One rides your face and the other your lap
Perhaps mankind was not meant to handle that much ass anon.
Theoretically though, what would be the ultimate monstergirl harem for an ass man?
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>>14674662
How loud does she have to be for the awawa to reach my ears from underwater?
Bloop?
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>>14674657
>Kakuen sisters
Anon no, my dick can't handle that.
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>>14674663
What about the fifth one though? Recurring fuckbuddy?
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>>14674655
Screw guns, man. Magitek.
Blasting wands. Laser cannons. Lightsabers. Data disks.
Imagine the most stupidly complicated gun-sword-helicopter-scythe you can with multiple modes and extra straps, scopes, and revolving hoops of revolver chambers.
That's probably the standard of mechanics that would get a gun nut Lizardgirl wet.
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>>14674633
I can get behind this.
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>>14674669
I completely forgot there was a fifth one.
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>>14674668
Monkey business!
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>>14674663
You said Kakuen twice, but I choose to interpret that as Kakuen twins.
And I'm going to fuck them in every position I can think of and finish it with either Harem paizuri or a Harem buttjob.
The best part is seeing their sincere smiles after the post-sex shower and the cuddlepile that follows.
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>>14674676
Oh wow I didn't notice that, I feel dumb.
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>>14674671
And thanks to the combined efforts of a dozen demonic research institutes, every last one of them incapacitates you with orgasm on hit.
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>>14674633
>gorilla girl
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>>14674674
I want to fuck those monkeys for an entire weekend.
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>>14674679
It's fine. I'm good with the idea of Kakuen Sisters.
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>>14674682
If she acted like Kanbaru (except without the dyke) that'd be even better.
I'd want the arms to look kind of like her Rainy Devil arm except bigger and more swole
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>>14674685
Are you going to be able to handle them looking back at you smugly with their asses gleaming with sweat, knowing you've pumped load after load into them and that they still want more?
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For some reason I want to see a Kakuen dressed up as a Kunoichi. Would you like to see MGE girls dress similarly to other MGE girls?
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>>14674703
If by "handle" you mean "gain a new sense of lust and start fucking them even harder than before" then yes.
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Apparently they're remaking Xena Warrior Princess. Let's take a moment to appreciate Amazons.
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>>14674720
I don't want to.
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>>14674720
>Remaking Xena
>It won't be anywhere near as good as the original
>Tumblr will love it anyways
>It'll still get 6 seasons
I want off the ride, stop ruining my younger days.
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>>14674720
Amazons are unf. Big, strong, brown ,and assertive. I'm not that fond of the househusband thing, but i could deal with it.

>>14674725
But it would make them happy.
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>>14674720
I want to live in a village of extremely tall, very muscled Amazons and be a communal husband for a group of them.
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>>14674735
But I don't like Amazons anon, I want to talk about Kakuen tomboys that are embarrassed about their big butts.
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>>14674731
>implying they watch tv

Too busy bitching about shit they heard from other people.
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>>14674731
Nein. Everything must be made better. Your memories are shit. All must be made progressive and shit on white men.
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>>14674752
So they're a lot like us?
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>>14674744
Amazons just want nice boys to dote on.

>>14674736
Oh man, your back will give out if you do that.
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>>14674765
But I don't like their culture and way of treating men.
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>>14674765
Oh come on.
They'd just be eight to ten feet tall and I wouldn't mind pampering the daughterus and doing chores if it meant that I got a bunch of busty brown women with abs and asses.
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>>14674771
But when it comes time for sex they would must likely turn your pelvis sore.
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I promise to try and write something bittersweet for you all this week. Keyword on try.
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>>14674781
Worth it when they pull you up tight to 'keep you safe' so you can sleep on them and use their chests as a pillow or so that you end up in a pile surrounded by them.

A little snu snu after pain is worth the snu snu itself.
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>>14674744
>Kakuen tomboys that are embarrassed about their big butts.
You know what must be done right?
Caress the booty.
Massage the booty.
Make her proud to have such a nice ass.
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>>14674793
>bittersweet
How bad are we talking? 'Couple cant have sex/children', or 'Someone's gonna die'?
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>>14674798
I don't see how this is in any way appreciating Monster Girls. Would you perhaps like to fuck off to /pol/ if you're more interested in this drivel than you are in Monster Girls?
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>>14674800
Of course anon, I will teach her that her booty is a great thing.
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>>14674810
Dandy would be proud.
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>>14674797
But then you'll knock them up eventually. Can you really look after that many kids?
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>>14674816
Of course I can!
It would be my job after all.
And later on I can get the older girls to help me out, although the teen years when they'd get as tall as me would be pretty difficult.
Oh how difficult it would be to headpat a nine foot tall amazon.
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>>14674570
The /k/orpse brigade with protect us!
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>>14674826
You're the one who'll get headpatted.
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>>14674808
I want to have angry hate sex with a swole wolfu!
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>>14674833
While good, that is still not proper.
Head pats must be given if they are recieved.

I will head pat one of them even if I have to get a small ladder to do so.
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Hey there cellmate.
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>>14674827
Zombina has a pretty cute attitude and a nice body, but she has way too many cons.
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>>14674851
>Its not rape if we're both screaming
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>>14674852
You're just hating on her because she's a fujo.
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>>14674851
Someones getting irrumated.
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Good night anons.

Please remember that purposefully getting yourself caught in avalanches to attract yetis is unsafe and frowned upon. Instead, show up at one of their cabins after they get home from a long day of search and rescue. Bring hot chocolate.
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>>14674856
I can deal with the fujo, it's just that she has too many drawbacks. She's not even worth having as a fuckbuddy.
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>>14674859
What if I do what that one guy did to attract a Yuki and wait naked in the cold cabin?
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October is now finished! Monster Girls dressed up like Kaiju is pretty great! What would your Monster Waifu's favorite Kaiju be?

Anyways, with October done, all that's left is July! July is the only month left. All the other months but July are finished. Once July is finished the Calendar is finished and I can actually get my 2016 calendar made and post it for everyone. So it's all waiting on July. July is the final piece.
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>>14674869
Nice work.

>>14674863
Yetis will not be happy if you're risking your health. Please don't do this as they worry for your safety and need to devote their energy to true emergencies.
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>>14674869
Warrior-princess jabberwock is lookin' good.

Keep on keepin' on, you glorious maniac.
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>>14674869
Noice.
>>14674878
But it is a true emergency! I'm alone and sad and need somebody to hug me!
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>>14674869
Jabberdorah?
Ghiwock?

Either way, gorgeous.
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nothing says a good day like a bowl full of mofu
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>>14674869
Nice.
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>>14674906
No thanks.
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>>14674906
Hey, this isn't my cereal. This isn't my cereal at all.
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>>14674917
Here, have some of mine.
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Such a fine posterior for Beelzebub eggs!
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>>14674920
Do we have an actual MGE profile page for her yet? I don't remember seeing one posted.
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>>14674920
Now that's more like it!

>>14674923
A visit to a tentacle forest would do her good.
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>>14674920
Kelp is gross.
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>>14674869
Best one so far
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http://i.imgur.com/gXwF0ur.png

Would you?
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>>14674985
Kos (some say Kosm) is not for lewd.
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>>14674869
Congrats Jabberwock Guy!
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>>14675000
Bullshit she's not, I want to fuck that Great One and you can't stop me.
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>>14675012
Hey, it's your sanity.
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>>14675045
I'll be perfectly fine anon.
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Is this like, some kinda Japanese Patreon?
http://enty.jp/kc
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>>14675065
Looks like it.
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>>14675059
>Maus Sniffer
That makes me wonder about the origin of this sniffing thing. I remember when Alp was just starting Night Terrors, someone referred to the story as having "turbo lewd creepy crawly sniffing".
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>>14675074
As usual Alp ruins everything.
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>>14675081
>hating on some dead fag
Come on.
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>>14675059
Did somebody call me?
>you will never sniff Nazrin's sweaty pantsu
>you will never scratch behind her ears
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well I just sent an email out about an art commission. I've never really done that before so it's a bit exciting.
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>>14675074
Order went kind of like this
>Nyanon and maus posting
>Then that kind of died off
>Then cheese bandit posting
>Then guy who ties up mice who break into his house and fattens them
>Then copycat who differs himself by sniffing them

>>14675084
He did the two minute seaweed girl in this very thread, dummy.
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>>14675090
Good for you. Any hints as to what it is?
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>>14675091
>He did the two minute seaweed girl
Really? I don't remember doing that.
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>>14675094
>There's an Alp copycat then
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>14675091
>>Then copycat who differs himself by sniffing them
You talking shit m8? I'll knock you upside the gulliver you dingbat.
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>>14674682
What would a monkey handjob from Kanbaru feel like?
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I want to capture a paladin and put her in stocks, then strip her nude from the waist down before just leaving her alone.
The maids will make sure she's properly fed and hydrated, that all of her hygienic needs will be taken care of, and even ensure that she's made comfortable enough to sleep.
Eventually she'll get antsy, waiting for the rape that never comes, until one day she snaps and screams at me to just hurry up and fuck her already. Only then will I finally have sex with her, and while I do the maids will feed her demon realm items to corrupt her into a monster girl.
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>>14675097
I'm sorry sir. I'm sure it's super different, like Gamer Lich and Gamer Gazer.
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>>14675095
What are you even talking about?
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>>14675091
The cheese bandits are a very real threat. No cheese-bearing merchant is safe.
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>>14674923
That posterior is meant to be a handle for lawful procreative sex between man and wife, Anon.

Only Alps get eggs in the butt.
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>>14675073
Running KC's tweet that accompanied the link thought GT, it seems as though he's going the usual route of giving high-res images and sneak-peek WIPs to contributors.
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>>14675103
You see this thing? >>14674294
It's the sort of thing Alp used to do all the time. But if you're Alp, and you didn't do it, then it means there is another Alp-like creature amongst us.
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>>14675111
MS Paint is not Alp's exclusive tool.
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>>14675114
That style of bad is so similar it's uncanny though.
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>>14675110
>paywalling sneak-peek WIPs
That's actually reasonable compared to what other people do with their patreons. I like that idea, in fact.
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>>14675115
Nah, this is a little more art-ish than alp's doodles
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>>14675115
That looks nothing like what Alp made, though. Those squiggly lines? When did he ever make something like those?
You couldn't tell the difference between a Rembrandt and a Doré.
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>>14675102
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>>14675093

A hug from a Kejourou
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>>14675126
I'd like a fug from a Kejourou
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>>14675133

I hear that
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Lick the slime.
It feels sublime.
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>>14675126
Ma'am, you can't do this. Stop trying to make food with your hair.
You'll need a regulation hair net and either cut or bun that mangled mess up.
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>>14675153
All the time?
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>>14675158
Please cease the rhyme.
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>>14675159
Is it a crime?
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>>14675160
You'll get a dime
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>>14675162
Forget your alms, I'm still in my prime!
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>>14675165
You won't escape with just a fine!

Also, dime means a ten year sentence in that context, friend
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>>14675171
Threaten me, will you, as if you think I lack a spine?
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>>14675173
They just might hang you with a vine!
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>>14675179
I shall carry my burden, if thou carriest thine!
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>>14675182
But shall it be a box of pine?
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>>14675185
I care not, for I still have wine!
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I want to be the father of 3 amazon daughters!
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>>14675188
Hey, that bottle's mine!
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>>14675199
Hands off, you swine!
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>>14675201
That's my line!
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>>14675205
Oh go bite a lime!
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>>14675211
I wish on you a plague of mimes!
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>>14675223
>adding an s at the end
You lose!
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>>14675227
At least I have my lusty ooze.
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Reverse trap monster girls!
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>>14675108
Vibrating eggs? I think I want to put some egg vibrators on an alp and make her go about her daily activities while turning them on at the worst possible times.
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>>14675249
Doesn't really work with the all-female cast of MGE.
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>>14675252
Does with dollarhams, and any girls that could wear plate armour really.
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>>14675249
Overlord had some nice girls but she was probably the cutest.
>>14675252
Male elves exist in MGE so a reverse trap elf still works.
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>>14675263
>Male elves exist in MGE so a reverse trap elf still works.

You mean in the elf cities that nobody but elves ever see?
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>>14674860
>Have sex with Zombina
>Room looks like a level from DOOM after
>Have to put her back together and deal with the mess
As much as I like gun loving Tomboys I don't think I could handle her gross body.
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>>14675264
Yes but the point still stands, I'm sure there's the rare adventuring elf or two or you could get lost and end up in their city.
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>>14675249
>>14675252
It's a shame MGE monstergirls automatically know what sex you are and whether or not you're a monster through some psychic bullshit.

>You will never have your alp wingman polymorph her monster features away, dress up as a boy, and lure in gullible monsters that will fall for the (reverse) trap
>You will never troll horrified rapey monstergirls by making them question their sexuality
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I want to take on the queen of this lizard girls armed with a toothbursh and a brick!
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>>14675271
>Getting past Elf Trump's wall
You really think they could have survived a thousand years of mamano mana by letting random people wander into their cities?
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>>14675276
I want you to read your post and realize you need to go to bed.
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>>14675279
its actually the opposite
I just woke up
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>"You really think they're nice? I've sewn these pants myself you know, from my own web too. Oh, you should try the fabric on touch, come on!"
>"Maybe if this date goes somewhere, I could sew something for you..."
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>>14675276
Does somebody have the page of the Fell Five where the orc pics a rock as his combat weapon? Because that's what this reminds me of.

>Not going to lie, he was very talented with it
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Planting a seed in my Flowkelp wife's fertile, aqueous womb!!!
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>>14675284
>Accepting clothes from Jurogumo

That guy is so fucked, in every meaning of the term.
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>>14675282
Wake up harder, and use that toothbrush.
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>>14675292
But Anon, that guy is you.
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>>14675276
Ok, I'll bite.
How do you plan to win using a toothbrush and a brick? And why the queen?
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Post robutt spiders.
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>>14675290
We need art of her smile being protected somehow.
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>>14675284
Not usually into spiders and not going to fathom what those clothes might do to her movement and circulation, but damn.

That is one fashionable Arachne and I'd give her a chance on that basis alone.
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>>14674926

>>14672459 and >>14672844
It's a profile's partial translation
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>>14675231
Such a horrid ruse, we know you just snooze due to a surplus of booze.

For you see, when you carry a case to your base as if on a race and finish it off with nary a trace it is the only truth on which option we may base.

Picking up the slack on making our attack we can track your hack right up to your back. It is, after all, a talent for which we have the knack.
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>>14675308
*the
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>>14675300
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>>14675292
But Jorou-Gumo are nice and cute.
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>>14675311
>kelpie

woah, amphibous water-breathing centaur girl when?
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>>14675315
*Jorou-Gumos
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>>14675294
Trust me that for the last few months I've ever woken up to Foxes outside my house fighting cats or the neighbouring apartment using power tool's. I can wake up hard, but I'll be unstable as shit.

I need a mind flayer, if she can hijack my brain and make me think I woke up without issues maybe my first few writings won't be so fucktarded.
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>>14675317
When I've mindflayed everyone who ever saw my secret shame
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>>14675304
Yeah, the overall clothes pick and pants especially look 10/10. My skepticism goes to how she's putting those on though.
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>>14675322
>Being ashamed of Tim Curry
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>>14675313
I bet that Elf used to be a princess.
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>>14675322
Mindflayers don't exist and we all use 4chan X, buddy. You get to live with us seeing you fuck up the spoiler tag forever.
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>>14675299
Simple
I show that I've got a toothbrush, and when she's distracted by laughter or anger, brain her with the brick.

As for it being the queen, so I can be king of the lizard girls as it's one more step on my path of reptile related domination.
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>>14675302
All these lonely Flowkep stories made me like her more.

Damn you guys.
>>
>Flowkelp wife and daughterus
>They plead for a pool
>You finally get one contracted by Cyclops & Daughters ltd.
>They don'y really swim and instead just float face down for indefinite periods of time
>Always freaks you out because it looks like some sort of murder/suicide drowning-thing
>They get that you're freaked out and include you
>Now you take floating pool-naps cuddled on all sides by your Flowkelps
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>>14675331
SOGGY
KELP
CUNNY
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This is for you, Anon Moses.
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Would you purchase used, but high quality, goods?
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3029901
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>>14675340
Nah, I got girls that will do it for free. Hell, I got girls that will do it for free and won't suck at video games and bring cookies and dr pepper when they come over.
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>>14675340
>used goods
>high quality
Please choose one and only one.
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>>14675347
>Alps
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>>14675331
>You hear a knock out the door and see a police car outside
>You start panicking and hesitantly open the door
>The Salamander police officer gives you a huge grin
>"Sir, we've had reports of sightings of dead bodies in your pool"
>Before you can explain she lets out a laugh and pats you on the back
>"Don't look so worried, our records show that you're married to a Flowkelp. We just have to respond to these things ya know?"
>A quick search proves you innocent and they quickly leave
>Over the next few months your family become good friends with the Salamander cop due to similar calls
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>>14675325
>elf
Muramasa is a robutt spider you plebeian.
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>>14675340
For an Elf, she's kinda flat.
Also how can she be high quality if she's used goods?
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>>14675340
Reported to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Elves.
Expect a visit from a few burly dwarves and not the rapey kind either.
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>>14675350
Yup. And you know what? I'm gonna do her prone while we're both trying to get all the star coins.
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>>14675352
That does not look like the butt of a robutt spider.

I'll need to take a closer look.
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Maybe I'll have Tia lose a fight to some Flowkelp. You know, to build her character.
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>>14675367
Cool OC dude! Thanks for bringing some colour to this thread!! Tia is my waifu!!!
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>>14675371
To clarify, I have no idea who made that drawing and it's probably older than my writefaggotry by years.
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>>14675351
>Getting police visits because of your waifu
What would your waifu make the police visit for?
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>Go tubing with flowkelp
>You begin lazily floating down a river in the heart of the central Texas hill country
>You reach your pick-up point and realize while her tube is there, she isn't
>She's missing for two days
>Eventually get a call
>"Uh.... I f-fell in and drifted downstream a while and ...well I wound up in the Gulf of M-Mexico before being picked up by a fishing vessel that dropped me off at Galveston. C-Can you come and get me?"
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>>14675381
Well that was cute. Horrifying, but cute.
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>>14675351
Go on.
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Im gonna make a KKK harem
Kappa, Kelp and Kakuen
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What's the most chuuni thing you would do in a monster girl situation?
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>>14675395
>not Kelp, Kiki, and Kitsune

Pleb as fuck.
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>>14675401
Tell her I AM the Senate.
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>>14675375
>Police visits over being married to a Baphomet
>They're sceptical even when her birth certificate shows that she's 27 this year
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>>14675395
>Not even one Kraken
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Due to a bunch of comments from the last thread, I've decided to write some yeti handjob (pawjob?) stuff.
Expect it sometime around 9PM EST.
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>>14675406
27? I bet she doesn't look a day over 27 thousand.
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>>14675395
Kiki, Kraken and Kakuen.

Kelp is nice too.
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>>14675395
>Not Khepri, Khepri and Khepri
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>>14675381
>Missing for two days
If my wife went missing for two days, I'm pretty sure I'd be in prison for trying to force people to search for her at gunpoint.
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>>14675401
Make a harem of dragon girls and become a true lord of D
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>>14675420
edgy.
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>>14675401
You have no idea how chuuni I can be.
>LARPing with vampire
>bringing a gun to a lizard girl fight
>build sandcastle civilisations with hundreds of years of DEEPEST LORE with Anubis, then monologue on how we are nothing but a speck in the cosmic sea as the tide washes them away
>use a shoggoth as an eva unit and battle kiki supermaids
>join the order and bomb monster girl orphanages
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>>14675401
Show them my final form.
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>>14675420
I would combine that with bale batman
>"WHERE IS SHE?"
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>>14675420
And suddenly, she call you saying that she just got home from Mexico after some nice MGs dropped her off.
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>>14675323
After checking out his pixiv I see how she wears those clothes, and several other things too, thanks to his anatomic breakdown and character reference.
She looks just as fashionable in a variety of other outfits. That smug housewife is almost enough to single-handedly turn me on to Arachne. Almost.

Living with them has some distinct challenges. Pic related.
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>>14675421
You don't need dragons to become the Lord of D.
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>>14675433
Sauce?
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MGs should practice safe sex. They should only have as much children as they can financially support.
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>>14675437
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=3318333
with "絡新嫁ちゃん" being the tag for just his OC spidergirl.
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>>14675443
Thanks!
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>>14675429
>be mexican fisherman Si Ey Ayy
>doing roaring trade in mermaids who want to be "kidnapped," krakens looking for a new squeeze and [/spoiler]sharkgirls[/spoiler]
>reach quota for the day, tell pablo to pull up that last mindflayer
>he does but there's a problem
>he's pulled in a flowkelp too
>ask him why would I want her?
>pablo tells me she works for the autist... the masketta man
>anon?
>get her on board I'll call it in
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>>14675441
>safe sex
I'm pretty sure most of them absolutely despise condom and any other things that prevent pregnancy, anyway it's really hard for them to get pregnant as is, so no need for those even when you don't want a child

>They should only have as much children as they can financially support.
Sure, if you want your daughters to have a nice human-like lifestyle you need money, but they're still monsters and they'll do just fine without any money
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>>14675448
I didn't get the autist, masketta man thing.
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>>14675395
>not a single Kuddly Kraken
We need art of a Kraken in a big white snuggie, ready to cuddle
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>>14675484
I want a Kraken dressed as a ghost having a campfire
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>>14675441
It's a lot harder for most monster girls to get pregnant than it is for human girls, it probably takes Baphomets and Lilims years of trying to even have one daughteru.
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>>14675466
>condoms in MG setting
>they all come with massive holes poked in them
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>>14675395
>Not Kraken, Kitsune, Kilowurm
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>>14675492
I want two Kilowurms and a Gigawurm, please.
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>>14675401
I'd git gud with training and become a super chuuni adventurer with a harem of equally chuuni monstergirl sidekicks. Also a prince or king of some kind.
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What monster girl would The Undertaker be?
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>>14675488
>They also dissolve during intercourse producing a powerful fertility aphrodisiac
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>>14675499
That's far far too much Wurm
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>>14675485
I want to go to a nerd convention dressed as Gandalf with my Kraken oneesan dressed as the watcher in the water and our Arachne childhood friend dressed as Ungoliant
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>>14675508
Oomukade.
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>>14675508
A Wight.

Now I want to see Wight Undertaker go through her biker phase.
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>>14675441
>tfw when paladin boys' taxes are going straight to my goat with a thousand young's welfare checks

>>14675508
>C.M. Punk is a lizard girl
>being a bonnet tipper makes me better than you
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>>14675441
Not if your offspring is self-sufficient after hatching and is strong enough to sustain on surroundings (and by surroundings I mean human civilization).
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>>14674495
They are looking for a boy to rape?
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>>14675552
>"You know why I'm better than you? Because you're all a bunch of prisoner fruit eating, Oomukade venom taking addicts who let themselves get fucked by their husbands when he's high on raging mushrooms"
Lizard girl C.M punk would be asking for the Elf treatment.
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>>14674588
>>14674538
I would just like to say
>Infection
>In KC land
Fucking really, nigger? Natural catastrohpies straight up don't exist because the respective spirits and goddesses that correspond to them don't want to hurt men. Infection would jut be "whoops I have a fever and an erection, better go fuck some monsters" This is Kc after all.
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>>14675375
>"Sir? We recieved reports of deathly screaming from this house, do you mind if we look around?"
>"Not at all, infact, let me make you a cup of coffee, my wife should be home soon"
>"O...kay?"
>Few minutes pass, thy search the house, find nothing. Shoot the shit
>Ghost claws rend open a portal in the kitchen
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>Cops go pale, wince, block their ears, you would have done the same but you'd grown quite used to it
>Waifu steps through, zips the portal back up with her ghost claws
>"AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"
>"Oh, darling, you didn't tell me we would have guests."
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>>14675575
I wish we could solve everything through erections.

I wonder is monster girls could see erections in diplomats as a sign of peace between races.
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>>14675613
>spoiler
Definitely, if you refused a little sex between diplomats that would cause a lot of trouble

You know what they say, make love not war
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>>14675575
Except that it wouldn't be considered a fever, it'd probably be called "burning lust" or some such.

Actually, most effects would probably have something along that theme:
Fever? Burning lust.
Cold? Frozen lust.
Love? Concluded lust.
Hate? Violent lust.

And so on. About the only thing not lust-related would likely be lust itself. That'd probably just be called "Normal."
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>>14675664
>if you refused a little sex between diplomats that would cause a lot of trouble

>Be absolute piece of shit no monster would even sleep with
>worm your way into politics and diplomacy
>Become diplomat through underhanded means
>Fuck all the female diplomats in the name of piece, women who would sooner laugh than consider it, pharaohs, dragons, ryu, real top tier girls
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>>14674869
Awesome art by the way, she looks quite lovely. Kaiju monster girls are my favorite kind of monster girls, hell their the reason I'm even into monster girls. I wish to date biollante-chan and have her cuddle me with her many vines.
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>>14675672
That's the life

I wonder how long you could keep going like that before they send a Kunoichi to "assassinate" you
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>>14675687
>implying they could pay her enough
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I want a cute Kelp daughter to cling onto me whenever we are on land because it's too difficult for her to walk
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>>14675613
>spoiler
It seems to be the the case with the Ren Xiongmaos.

>>14674869
Love it.
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>Kelp waifu sweats during summer, making her body slim and lythe, all her clothes too big on her.
>Swells during the rainy and moist misty winters, tits and ass bulging against her clothes
>Doesn't have a set size in buying clothes, buys an average so nothing will be too big or small with her size fluctuations
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>>14675796
She could always buy pants with an elastic waistband, I suppose.
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>>14675796
Large clothes are cute
Tight clothes are sexy
It's a win-win

Kelps probably stay naked at all times, their alga should be enough to cover themselves
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>>14675810
Now I'd like to see how kelps might style their leaves. Plant fashion is always pretty interesting.
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>>14673785
>>14673545
Same here. I absolutely HATE all the "durr a wizard did it hurr demonic energy" handwaving of MGE. At least Crabman tries to do things and limits monster girls to abide by real world rules beyond THEY REALLY LIKE TO FUCK AND HERE'S HOW THEY REALLY LIKE TO FUCK. Lamias being extremely sensitive to temperature and hoisepussy being the only true pussy, all that.
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>>14675834
>and limits monster girls to abide by real world rules
And also gives them completely horrible personalities and makes them lethal to even just exist around for the sake of slapstick comedy
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>>14675836
Well at least we can recognise the pros and cons of both. A lot of writefags can strike a very happy medium, in that regard.
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>>14675836
That's Okayado being shit at writing characters, it has nothing to do with his worldbuilding.
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>>14675441
>wanting kids
It's the one reason why I wouldn't marry a monster. They supposedly all want kids, and I really, really don't want any. They're a time and money sink and I see no reason to have them in the first place, especially when they're guaranteed to be monsters and not more of our race. I'd find it hard to believe it was my own anyway because they seem to take everything from the mother, it isn't like human children who are half and half, so what exactly do the fathers of monstergirls add to the process?
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>>14675841
They're all kid-obsessed because all the major monster girl settings are written by Japanese people who really have to overcompensate due to their low birth rates

This is also why all the doujins with vaginal always need to include UWAA YOU'RE POLLINATING MY WOMB WITH YOUR MIGHTY OAK.
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>>14675834
Eh, sort of this. MGE flat out refuses to world build and just says "demonic energy" to every issue raised. EMG has shitty characters but at least it tries.
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>>14675839
>it has nothing to do with his worldbuilding
Centaurs' entire societal structure is a fucking NTR joke.
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>>14675851
What does that have to do with the original point?
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>>14675849
>MGE flat out refuses to world build
uh...
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>>14675841
>>14675845
Nahhh, he's got a valid point, don't try and handwave it with "lol japan is so crazyyy"

I guess all they do is add the magic semen to make new monster girls. Also having children is ethically wrong and playing God.
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>>14675855
Refuses to world build with consistent quality, anyway. Consistency.
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>>14675849
>MGE flat out refuses to world build
Isn't world building the ONLY thing MGE has? Aside from one or two untranslated doujins, of course.
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>>14675859
So the kid will share nothing with you anyway, there will be no genetic relation.
This is the one area I will never understand about the thread, I guess - the need to have daughters who wouldn't be even slightly related to you in the first place.
You might as well adopt instead if that's the case.
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>>14675853
MGE world building is really idealized (at least for the monster realms) but at least he doesn't abuse his world's setting for cheap laughs.
>>14675860
So, all the different factions, the monster realms and kingdoms, the descriptions of human society's hierarchies and structures, the exotic flora and fauna, the descriptions of monsters' recreational culture and society, the ways relationships with monsters develop and the ways partners influence one another, all of that doesn't count just because most of it has a hedonistic streak? When they're governed and are all partially fucking succubi?
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>>14675855
>>14675869
>MGE is world building
I guess if we were being very loose about it, sure.
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You seem to have accidentally stumbled into a room with some thick fat ara ara vixens. They are aware of your presence, and about to engage.

What will you do?
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>>14675487
Merely a few years if they are very lucky. Normally it is as quoted from world guide 2:

>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day. Because of this, when monsters are not blessed with children, they decide to challenge a tentacle forest again and again, seeking a crystallization of the love they share with their husband.
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>>14675882
Will the actual foxes just stay and keep drinking? Will they try to be gentle?
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>>14675882
Time to oil up!
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>>14675882
What am I doing here?
Why do you assume I'd want a Kitsune? They're almost as boring as the new seaweed thing.
How did I even get to this place anyway?
As for my answer, I leave the room.
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>>14675882
Accept whatever fate they have in store for me, and pray that they will be gentle.
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>>14675878
I don't think world building means what you think it means.
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>>14675841
>They're a time and money sink
Human ones are, MG ones aren't, or at least it depends on their species, some of them just need a few year of parental care before they become completely independent

Anyway, if you don't want a kid there is still an MG out there for you, there has to be some outliers who don't want a child either

>>14675845
While that might be a factor, I prefer to believe they are that way because of their instincts

>>14675876
Well, if you marry a Slime or one of the more monstrous MGs I can see this being an issue but the vast majority of MGs daughters would share a large portion of your DNA and retain some of your looks
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>>14675834
>Defending crabman
The guy's a hack who loves balloon tits on stick thin bodies, fills his settings with monster boys, fails to develop characters beyond having a specific quirk and all sorts of other problems.
>At least Crabman tries to do things and limits monster girls to abide by real world rules beyond THEY REALLY LIKE TO FUCK AND HERE'S HOW THEY REALLY LIKE TO FUCK
Hah, no. He tries to seem "realistic" by throwing a few animal facts in and applying them to mythological creatures that are also half human. Also while they're not busy being a walking one joke character, their entire purpose is that they want dick. KC's just more honest about what the point of his setting is.
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>>14675877
That's not world building, that's something you'd find in a shitty YA novel that gets mentioned in passing and never used again, a la MGE.

KC isn't making a shitty novel, he's making a 'verse, something that requires more effort to pull off because you're not just creating a background for a semi-engaging story, you're making a complete fictional universe.

I'm not asking for the fucking Silmarillion, just that he isn't half-assed about everything.
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>>14675882
Engage confusion-fu.

>loudly start exclaiming incredulity
>"Okay, what the fuck. That-that's just not fair. How are human women supposed to compare to-to that?
>while they're trying to figure you out, sneak away with their booze
>???
>Profit!
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>>14675891
At least tell me you don't think it's good world building.
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>>14675898
>The guy's a hack who loves balloon tits on stick thin bodies
So does KC.
>fails to develop characters beyond having a specific quirk and all sorts of other problems
We talking EMG or MGE?
>fills his settings with monster boys
See pic
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>>14675575
Well areas the monsters don't control are still effected by a number of real world problems. Hence we have places like what Polove once was, stricken with poverty, extremely high child death rates, etc.

There are even so called "safe routes" in the ocean that Poseidon doesn't control (other sea gods, ones allied with the Chief God, do). They're comparatively small compared to what Poseidon controls, and are mostly safe from monster attacks (hence Order sailors considering them "safe") but unlike Poseidon's domain storms and drowning will still kill you.

And even with Aries doing all she can to prevent deaths in large scale battles between humans and monsters (plus the nonlethal weaponry monsters prefer), deaths do still occur, the deaths are just quite rare.
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>>14675896
>Anyway, if you don't want a kid there is still an MG out there for you, there has to be some outliers who don't want a child either

I could accept this, very much so.
But what happens if she gets pregnant anyway? Abortions can be traumatic to the woman, and I doubt anyone in the setting would be willing to perform one.
Maybe they can will themselves not to conceive though.
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>>14675889
You're obviously a worker at the hotel these fine ladies are staying at. They just assumed you would enjoy having a few drinks with them.
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>>14675911
>The guy's a hack who loves balloon tits on stick thin bodies
>So does KC.
okay, so you're just an idiot then
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>>14675908
It's world-building for a Hentai Universe, not the complete works of J. R. R. Tolkien.
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>>14675851
Why do people say this when those involved are all aware of what is happening and consenting? He even made an omake detailing how centaur females avoid having sex with males they don't love.
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>>14675915
>Aries doing all she can to prevent deaths in large scale battles
Parts of the lore are stupid, but this bit always takes the cake.

>monsters invade to enslave you and your family
>fight them
>can't actually beat or kill them, because supposedly the GOD OF WAR hates killing
The humans who want freedom are literally being forced to lose.
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>>14675911
>So does KC.
To way less of an extreme.
>We talking EMG or MGE?
KC tends to design races, not characters. Writing the characters is everyone else's job, the reason profiles don't go into likes/dislikes/hobbies/jobs etc is because they're not individuals.
Before you mention Fallen Maidens, they're meant to be extreme cases.
>See pic
>>>/a/
Don't you have tf's futa cock to be sucking?
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>>14675927
>implying KC is a master of bodily proportions
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>>14675926
Ok, set up complete.
I still walk out of the room due to lack of interest here. Unless I'm serving food or drinks, in which case I do my job.
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>>14675934
Their fault for not usurping the Godhead.
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>>14675915
>And even with Aries doing all she can to prevent deaths in large scale battles between humans and monsters (plus the nonlethal weaponry monsters prefer), deaths do still occur, the deaths are just quite rare.
KC also mentioned that the majority of all-out battles are between human factions, not humans and monsters, and Ares can't do much there.

>>14675934
>implying
Ares is on the side of the one she considers righteous, and isn't directly affiliated with the demon lord. If you're defending your hometown from a bunch of monsters trying to take over, she will most likely be in your favor.
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>>14675934
You think that's bad? Need I remind you that monsters are so physically strong as their DEFAULT, engaging in large-scale battles is essentially a dating service, where they stand on the other side of the battlefield bending over, shooting kisses at the enemy soldiers?

The only people who stand a chance are heroes, who are literally JRPG protagonists and can therefore slay monsters like they're just grinding for exp.
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>>14675898
>fills his settings with monster boys
Why do you have to be so defensive about your perceived masculinity, Anon?
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>>14675898
What the fuck is wrong with monsterboys existing? It's not MGE, retard.
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>>14675939
These foxes are obviously seducing you and you're just going to walk out?
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>>14675944
Come to think of it, if killing is impossible or difficult then how come neither side can win right now? Surely the dice are insanely loaded in the Demon Lord's favour, but she can't take over the other nations?
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>>14675884
>Centuries of daily sex and no daughterus
Must be depressing for some girls.
>>14675934
>forced to lose
No shit, no one ever loses willingly.
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>>14675934
>The kind of fighting that this god sanctions is fighting to improve oneself, fighting to earn something, or fighting to protect someone, etc.
From the first world guide.
I think Ares would be alright with you fighting to protect your home.
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>>14675957
Yes. It turns out that some people here like certain types of MG. The others may as well be the drunken sluts you see falling over themselves on city streets in the real world.
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>>14675934
>The humans who want freedom
You speak like you think like most humans are even aware that all monster all turned into hot chicks and that they aren't being manipulated by their theocratic government into supporting a war effort against an enemy they have practically no knowledge about.
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>>14675948
Doesn't stop them from being squishy. Centaurs have armour, Reptiles have scales, but what stops Onis and the rest of them from being skewered. What about longbows and shit?

That said >>14675959
"Heroes" job is to get bored of fighting monsters, get fucked by some vanilla monster, then come back and use their hero status to force monster girls on all the dudes who've been fighting them on the beaches and in the hills and in the streets etc etc.
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>>14675956
The same thing that's wrong with EMG fan's tastes, everything.
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>>14675970
>Onis and the rest of them from being skewered.
Martial prowess and MUSCLES also since this is JRPG probably fighting ki or some shit
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>>14675968
So you're jut a tease then?
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>>14675959
She can't maintain an army because all her soldiers except the dullahan force immediately quit after capturing a man, plus Ares tends to even the odds in the humans' favor more so than the monsters' unless they're particularly fervent order paladins.
Humans also greatly outnumber monsters.
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>>14675970
Armor and shields.

It's a universe that operates with chuuni anime rules dude, people react to monsters outskilling them by yelling BAKANA or stammering a panicked HAYAI.
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>>14675948
Surely since it's a JRPG setting, anyone can decide to grind up? I'm sure I've played games in these settings where characters who are just random guys in the grand scale of things join you and can fucking suplex speeding trains after a while. Literally in Sabin's case.
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>>14675971
So "nothing", then.
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Sooo, just putting this out there, but I love both Okayado and KC's worlds. They have their strong points and weaknesses, but they're both fun for me.

KC certainly has no issue with Okayado, judging by the fan art he's done of his characters.
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>>14675969
But I've read the guide and even now I'm not convinced a monstergirl wife is right for me. A quick fuck, maybe, but not a lifetime. Monstergirl relationships would not be for everyone and forcing a lifestyle on people will cause a good few cases of rebellion and dissent.
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>>14675969
They want to rape them and their shotas.
They're gonna replace all the fair maids because they can just jump on your dick and claim you for life.
That nice farm you had? Well know it only grows "fruit" that looks like dicks and leaks viagra.
What else do you need to know?

>>14675973
>>14675977
Just give the rank and file katanas then. Checkmate demon lord.
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>>14675898
This. MGE may not be deep or coherent, but EMG's consistency is severely overrated, just like MGQ's 'seriousness'. Crabman simply avoids anything large-scale (and thus hard to build in) like fire and only fleshes out common, behavioural things you get to see in everyday life.
I mean, we didn't even get to know where the monsters came from, apart from the "lol the government has been hiding them!". Really?
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>>14675970
>what stops Onis and the rest of them from being skewered
Tough skin, huge HP pools and increased regeneration. And they're perpetually drunk so pain doesn't stop them either. You'd pretty much need to hit something vital really hard to put a monster girl down.
Incubi have most of those traits too
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>>14675974
You said I work there, so in this scenario I do my job. How that makes me a tease is entirely up to your own weird imagination.
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>>14675991
>Checkmate demon lord.
Nope. because the monsters have DARK demon katanas made out of BLO(cum)OD
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>>14675911
How about you get back to MGU/monster/whatever shithole you crawled from?
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>>14675976
She maintains a force just fine because of the dullahans, various monsters who decide they want to stay (either out of a sense of duty or wanting to catch a man for a friend), plus the frequent new volunteers, etc.

Monsters don't take over human lands very often simply because they don't WANT to. The Radical Faction are the main ones in favor of aggressive expansion of monster-controlled lands.

Monsters don't need to kill to take over human lands, that has been made repeatedly and abundantly clear.
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>>14676002
How about no?
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I want EMG to go back to /a/
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>>14675991
>They want to rape them and their shotas.
>They're gonna replace all the fair maids because they can just jump on your dick and claim you for life.
>That nice farm you had? Well know it only grows "fruit" that looks like dicks and leaks viagra.
>What else do you need to know?

This. The only way it works large scale in the setting is because of brainwashing. Most people outside of these threads would be fucking pissed at being forced to live through this and exist in a world of perpetual night, because the monsters "like it".
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>>14675993
>I mean, we didn't even get to know where the monsters came from, apart from the "lol the government has been hiding them!". Really?
Don't ask questions, people who defend crabman don't like doing that. The only reason people don't give him as much shit, if not more than they give KC is because he doesn't answer anything.
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>>14675956
Go back to /a/
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Oh great, we're at the point again where everyone behaves like territorial chumps bent on flinging shit at the other for liking thing they don't like.
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>>14676020
Answer the question.
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>>14675990
Compared to the average medieval lifestyle a life with a monster girl is a godsend.

No worry about starvation, little worry about disease, gaining a long life without the infirmities of old age. Imagine how that sounds to a typical peasant?

Admittedly this is a JRPG setting so medieval peasant life isn't likely usually AS miserable as it often was in real medieval times, but the point remains.
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>>14676023
>as if we ever weren't
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>>14676023
At least its moderately entertaining
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>>14676023
You don't like that? Why don't you fuck off back to /sp/ then.

You assume this isn't the default state of the thread.
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>>14675996
Well they hoped that a nice lad like you would join them for a few drinks. Don't judge them based on species.
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>>14676026
I didn't left the /a/ threads for you faggots to start defending them here too. Fuck off.
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>>14675937
He's certainly the best of the two, or every MGQ artist for that matter.
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>>14676040
So you're just spouting the "monster boys are inherently bad no matter what" meme because you don't know why they're disliked, then?
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>>14676040
nice meme
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>>14676044
Dude, fuck off. Shit is different here, adjust or get the fuck out.
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>>14676017
That's what bright green mamono realms are for. You don't have to live in perpetual night (albeit actual nighttime is pretty bright and beautiful with lights dancing in the skies) if you don't want to. Bright green realms even grow normal food alongside the mamono realm produce.
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>>14676023
Got to make sure the discussion of a shit manga stays on the appropriate board, remember they kicked us out for "posting standards" and "not anime/manga" so it's only fair to give them the same treatment when they start trying to push their shit as superior here.
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>>14676029
I guess.
But if I had to go from my life on Earth to a demon realm I'd consider it a massive fucking downgrade. Oh whoop-de-shit I get laid now and then, what about everything back home I loved?
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>>14676047
Nice meme.
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>>14676038
I'm sure there are plenty of other guys who would join them. Still not interested, and I know there are MGs you wouldn't go for too.
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>>14676044
>Monster boys
>In the monster girl thread
Here's a novel thought. High fantasy goes in /tg/. You don't go to /s/ and start posting dudes and go "Durr what's wrong with human boys?"

Telling you to fuck off out of here never needs justification.
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>>14676049
>they kicked us out
>they
Holy persecution complex, Batman.
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>an Oni will never see me in the locker room and tell me I've got the wrong door and that the mofu club is two blocks.down
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>>14676026
Search in the archives, this has been answered about 88 times for the year I've spent here alone.
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Guess I'll go sleep and wait for the thread to Calm down

This is not fun, please stop fighting
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>>14676048
Because that would fix all the other problems people might have about demon realms? My point was that some people would be unhappy with it, and a total monster victory would leave them with no where to go.
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>>14676044
>>14676046
>Wanting people not to discuss nor defend monsterboys on the monstergirl thread
>Somehow we are the bad guys
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>>14676065
>ten thousand years later
>At last! I, Rita Repulsa, oh wait that's the wrong series IGNORE MEEEEEE
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>>14676069
It's the suffering we are forced to endure anon.
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>>14676065
The actual discussion is fun though. It beats all the drivel about substance-less "cute" stuff anyday.
The board related shitstorm is annoying though.
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>>14676067
Don't worry, people here get hung up on the stupidest shit. Some shitposter liked to post a trap dragon asking if monster boys were okay to discuss. He was pretty relentless.

So now people just see this Vietnam-esque flashback of scaley boypussy whenever the subject is even mentioned in passing OUTSIDE the thread.
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>>14676067
>When have I ever posted monster boys
You're posting about them, right this instant cucklord. Fuck off. What, you think because that guy was offtopic, you get to be too? discuss monsterboys, like I said, back in /a/.
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>>14674805
Something along those lines, yes.
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>>14676067
You can stop trying to force stuff any time now.
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>>14676051
I don't know... getting a largely perfect body would sure be nice. Plus the chance to learn magic.

But since when are we talking about going from a modern world to the MGE one? If that were possible then just go back to the modern one with everything you love and take the conveniences of KC's world with you.
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>Snake Daughteru drapes herself around your neck and hangs upside down
>'LOOK DADDY I'M YOUR TIE!'
How do you react?
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>>14676066
Why? From what's been revealed monster girl societies are superior to the MGE human ones in most ways. On average the desire for sex basically becomes equivalent to the desire for food, and how many people are unhappy that they live in a world where they have to eat?
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>>14676085
Monsterboys don't have spirit energy because they're monsters, in the threadcanon thet shit just doesn't work.

It also encourages the insufferably retarded donutsteel monsterboy OC spam. I mean, fucking .less already does it to an extent.
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>>14676093
headpats for tiny snek.
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>>14676093
>Lots of laughing and cuddles. Tickling too.
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>>14676008
Well, then expect your attempts to talk with the thread to end up like this. Your traditional butthurt over MGE wouldn't be interesting to many here.
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EMG is a standalone work meant to be enjoyed as is, unaltered
It takes place on Earth as we know it aside from the inclusion of Monster girls

MGE is meant to be the foundation for many other works
It takes place in a full blown fantasy that has very few things in common with reality

There is some value to comparing them, but keep in mind that those are 2 very different things even if their main subject is the same

Whether you enjoy one, both or neither is entirely subjective and not something that should be argued

I hope that I'm too late to the discussion, my internet went down while I was writing this
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>>14676097
Eating also takes a lot less time than sex.
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>>14676093
Get a different tie. This one doesn't combine with my shirt.
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>>14676085
Are you fucking daft? Did you not get anything of what I just said?
>what's wrong with monster boys existing in a setting?
Nothing. Makes it generic fantasy. This is not the generic fantasy thread. This. Is. The. Monster. Girl. Thread.

What is wrong with monsterboys is that they don't belong in the thread, as they are unrelated. They, and the discussion pertaining to them belong in, fucking get this, related threads. Crazy, right? Since you seem too retarded to find your own thread, I'll direct you to one on /a/ discussing a mange that features monsterboys, feel free to talk about them there.
>>>/a/136671089
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>>14676108
If she's a Shirohebi it's fine, white goes with everything.
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>>14676086
To each his own, I'd be too suspicious and skeptical to enjoy living in a demon realm, and it would be bullshit to force people like me to live in one.
But I'm no paladin poster, I think everyone should be allowed to do what they want so long as it doesn't negatively affect others.
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>>14676107
That's debatable. Besides, monster girls often get their main sex sessions at night, taking the place of some of their sleep time and not taking away from their day.

Time in general means less to a incubus and monster girl anyway thanks to their long lives and non-hectic schedules.
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>>14676097
>Why? From what's been revealed monster girl societies are superior to the MGE human ones in most way
Really? They only see value in sexual things and hedonism. You might like that kind of thing, but a society based entirely on that would suck ass from my perspective.
Rape is not a nice thing, changing your nice loving wife into a sex crazed demon is not good, and everything including the plants being turned into porn props is just fucked.

Sex is nice but a life based around it sounds hollow.
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I want to gag my Kobold daughteru with panties, duct tape, and lots of scarves and then cradle her in my lap like a baby! I want to tickle her bare belly and give her headpats like that!
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Make sacrifices to the Wurm God
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>>14676141
Not him, but a life based solely around anything is hollow. That's why they practice other things, sure, with a heavy emphasis on sex, such as the entire concept of monster agriculture, but it's not JUST sex
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>>14676143
>gag my Kobold daughteru with panties, duct tape, and lots of scarves and then cradle her in my lap like a baby! I want to tickle her bare belly and give her headpats like that!
>she's 19 years old.
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>>14676149
I offer myself as a sacrifice. I just want to be loved, dammit.
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>>14676156
MY Kobold daughteru is 9. No matter how old she gets she'll still be my cute little puppy though.
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>>14676149
I hope Wurm God likes chocolate chip cookies, because that's all I have.
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>>14676155
It mostly is though. Sex is not a massive part of my life - and it might shock some of you - I don't think it needs to be. Choice is important and both the Order and Demon Lord sides want to remove free will in their own ways.
It sucks that the only sane faction is a writefag's mary sue and her city
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Flowkelp and a Nureonago sitting together, enjoying the rain.
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>>14676156
I'd think even a GMILF Kobold would enjoy bellyrubs and headpats. Enjoying those is just Kobold nature.
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I want to get the rich, himidere chimera who goes to my school teen pregnant.
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>>14676141
You're ignoring various things:
1. Monster culture values things other than sex, like cooking, art (admittedly a lot of their art is erotic but not all), theater (often centered on a couple having adventures and overcoming challenges), fighting skills, etc.
2. Many monsters are not "sex crazed" in that outside of when they have sex they behave quite normally.
3. Bright green mamono realms keep regular plants.
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>>14676175
In summary, nothing wrong with disliking the setting. But one should try to get their information right and acknowledge how much hyperbole KC tends to use in his descriptions..
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>>14676143
You need to stop making your degeneracy so cute.
Stop it.
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>>14676182
>hyperbole
fuck off with that excuse.
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>>14676175
For argument's sake:
There are people out there who genuinely like being alone and forcing a wife on them would make them unhappy.
The society is still so sex crazed it makes our own look prudish
The green realms might be okay, I guess.

If the Order is really oppressive I can see many people viewing the realms as an improvement, but thinking everyone will be happy with the change is asking a lot, people are very hard to categorize.
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>>14676186
Would you prefer if she didn't have fur all over though?
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>>14676167
>Mary sue
But she's totally nuanced and charismatic and not just another typical anime whore! How -dare- you!
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>Haven't had icecream for a long time
>Oh god. I forgot the intensity of a brain freeze. Eating out a yuki-onna or glacies would be a nightmare
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>>14676185
It just sort of happens anon, I can't help it. I can't help but think of how adorable her little giggles would be with her mouth stuffed full of panties and her head wrapped tight with tape and scarves.
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>>14676187
>fuck off with that excuse.
>hyperbole
>an excuse for hyperbole
wut? If you said "Explain this floating magic city" and the guy answered "magic" would you tell hi to fuck off with that excuse too?
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>>14676196
Just remember, it's not the tongue, it's the roof of the mouth that's the issue. As long as you don't freeze to the surface, you'll be fine.
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>>14676203
You fucking guy.
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>>14676193
Certainly, which is why I tend to see the MGE humans as not the same as real world humans. For starters there is no such thing as asexual for them, humans in the MGE world are described as sexual at their core.

Perhaps one could name them scientifically as Homo kenkouensis.
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>>14676194
I like Polt either way.
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>>14676182
>But one should try to get their information right
You were ignoring the things that could be seen as unpleasant, like the whole forced monsterization thing and the rape. If you're going to be condescending at least acknowledge that stuff first.
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>>14674869
Niiice
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I want to break into the Sabbath HQ and steal all the panties!
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>>14676225
I can't tell if you're joking anymore. If you are being serious we're using two entirely different sets of rules so this is a bit pointless.
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>>14676193

True, but if we're seriously going to go into "what about the asexuals?" territory, then I think these people would be better off following something that's NOT a porn setting.
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>>14676237
Well that's plainly obvious in the setting, didn't think I needed to state it was so. But yes, I should have said there are plenty of justified reasons to dislike the setting, I was focusing on the ones that are not supported by what is actually in the setting.

But lets face it, monster girls forcing themselves on men is kind of what the setting (and much of the monster girl genre) was built around.
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Why can't Kikis be real? I really want a Kiki anons.
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>>14676272
Considering they're essentially just a maid with weird feet I'm sure you could sort something out easily.

They aren't really very monstrous at all, which makes me wonder why it seems half the thread is crazy for them.
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>>14676266
To be fair the myths that Medusa, Arachne, and Lamia originate from Greek Goddesses being spiteful and transforming various women into monsters.
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>>14676286
Maid fetishes, probably.

For me, I like that you can tease the canid nature out of one and make her wag her tail in a very un-maid-like manner.
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>>14676286
>not appreciating simplicity
I like Tomasu's stuff, but there's really nothing wrong with cosplay-tier either.
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>>14676286
>you will never have an ultradevoted, nearly yandere, hypercompetent russian dogbird ex-soldier maid wake you up in the morning with a smile
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>>14676286
Maids are already a very popular fetish, she combines that with being a feathery wolf girl.

She's also one of the few monster girls that is just as concerned with making sure her husband is a productive member of society as she is about their sex life. So she's a refreshing variety of monster.
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>>14676290
>I like Tomasu's stuff
Same.
What are your favorite girls by him?
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>>14676290
>Tomasu yeti
I'm puking
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>>14676286
They're the ultimate meido fetish anon, it's literally in their deepest nature. Plus, they'd know exactly how to make me a better person without triggering my autism.
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>>14676289
I have a huge maid fetish but don't really like Kikis or Shoggoths, neither of them really do anything for me.

I prefer the thought of monster girls who decided to be maids rather than "oh she's a maid because her entire race was born that way."
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>>14676291
> " Master! Morningtime is now! "
> " Are you being ready for exciting day additional? "
> " Remain planted, maid is bring kolbasa and blinis. Make strong and healty Master. "
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>>14676286
A human maid does her job for money, most of them do it because their other options are worst

A Kiki does it because it's engraved in her instincts, she's basically born to serve, she enjoys it, she lives for it and there is nothing that could make her happier

And even if Kikis aren't that monstrous they are still monster girls
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>>14676303
It's a scale
Vertical axis is high vs low level of inhuman-ness
Horizontal axis is whether monsters are more passive, or aggressive sexually
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>>14676306
...Okay, are you me?

Because that is basically what I was thinking when I posted the prior description.

Except you do not have blini with kielbasa. Blini are only for sour cream and/or herring. Kielbasa are for salty foods, and let's be honest, not generally proper meal food as opposed to a good borscht.
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>>14676290
>Simplicity
That's exactly why i like Kikis and dislike Shoggots, even though i am a huge maidfag.

Shoggots go as far as becoming the shit you use daily, while Kikis are simply the traditional maids we love and care for, the wolf/harpy bits are just a bonus to them.
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>>14676286
For me, it's not so much the maid part, but the fact that they have all the good features of harpies and werewolves, with almost none of the downsides.
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>>14676304
Except if you knew anything about At The Mountains of Madness you'd know Shoggoths are an artificial race, not unlike homunculi
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>>14676320
If you read At The Mountains of Madness you'd know not to trust Shoggoths
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>>14676312
Or rather, the horizontal axis rates passivity vs controllingness.
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>>14676313
I'm not you, but I've done this before.
Sorry about using the wrong food, I googled " russian breakfast" and pulled the first two things I saw.
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>>14676319
See, I find the subservience a huge downside, which is why I don't like them. Anything that mindlessly obeys me without question doesn't deserve respect.
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>>14676320
Well yeah, that goes without saying but creation/birth is pretty much the same thing in this case. The fact that they exist purely to be maids or servants ruins it for me.

I'd rather have something unusual like a Lich maid who researches the optimal way to clean.
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>>14676328
How do they mindlessly obey? They have in their mind the ideal form of a master and by golly they will "convince" you to become that even if they have to get rough and dominating (sexually of course).

They don't just want a master, they want a "proper" master who is worthy of their servitude.
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>>14676328
It's implied that the submissiveness is an act, actually. If confronted with a lazy, more unhygenic master, the Kiki will use more...aggressive means to motivate him. She appears to be the bottom, but she is more than capable of proving to a fact that she is the top.
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>>14676323
>Not trusting the teke-li-li
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>>14676298
>What are your favorite girls by him?
His bat and frog. Shame he moved onto boats though.
Fucker really dropped the ball though, he barely even draws any Abyssals despite the fact they're right up his ally.
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>>14676342
They literally destroyed an entire race. But of course to this day we still have poeple who say "Shoggoths good girls dindu nuffin", Kiki meidos are the only true made, the only one you can trust.
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>>14676337
>>14676341
This.

Basically, kikimoras are like the Heavy. Simple, straightforward, generally likable. Perfectly willing to push your face in to ensure you act a a person worthy of their service. They're not being the maid because they like being your servant. They're being the maid because they enjoy the simple satisfaction of accomplishing a task. Interfere with their task? You're the next mess to clean up.
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>>14676313
>blini
>not going with anything
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>>14676351
>Interfere with their task? You're the next mess to clean up.
I'm going to make a mess in the middle of my room, take and print out 100 pictures of them and scatter them in the wind along with my address.

Then I'll leave my door locked and kick out any Kiki that tries to invade the premises.
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>>14676349
No even a Shoggoth with floppy ears?
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>>14676349
>Implying that the Elder Things didn't deserve it
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>>14676351
They love serving you though, it's not really an act, they just are more "assertive" to shape up the bad masters to make them worthy of serving.
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>>14676351
She can't stop me from ruining my life.
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>>14676347
alley*
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>>14676347
Are there any you consider underrated? Just curious, is all.
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>>14676354
And then one of them gets superchanged by headpats from the others, and you find yourself short one building.
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>>14676362
Tomasu's monstergirls or the Abyssals?
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>>14676358
Well, yeah. That's the point I was getting at - the task can be cleaning something, or setting a person into respectability, but it's the sense of accomplishment I was emphasizing.

>>14676359
>famous last words
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>>14676369
The former
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>>14676366
Jokes on them

Before the building was destroyed, I put the mess inside a safe, protecting it from fire, explosions, the works. It dies with me. She will never ever clean that mess up.
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>>14676337
>>14676341

I never thought about it that way. It makes them more likable, but maids still do nothing for me.
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>>14676375
Truth be told, I can't think of any underrated ones beyond his spider.
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>>14676379
It's cool. Different strokes and all that.
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>>14676380
What about least favorite ones? Either from his doujins, or just random ones.
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>>14676377
Okay, I get that you're trolling, and not serious. But perhaps this needs to be properly explained.

If there is a mess. It will be cleaned. The kiki is basically like Gae Bolg; they may not act instantly, but that's because they prefer to take their time and do it right.

If the mess is stupid enough, they will have already cleaned your clock before their broom is swept.
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>>14676384
The clam and yeti.
Why do you ask though?
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OK Anon.

Picture your favorite monster girl species (Roll till you get one you like if you don't) http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

Would you rather have an extremely tall one 8-10 feet or an extremely short one? 2-3 feet?

Fairy sized girls need not apply and lolis can have curves and muscle added to the tall choice.
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>>14676386
I just want to make a mess and be a lazy sub to spite a Kiki is all.
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>>14676347
>TFW no Abyssal stories
>When they're literally Nereid tier Klabautermann
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>>14676303
>>14676312
>>14676324
Thanks for the translation

That's an interesting scale, it would be insightful to see more people make that kind of content

I don't agree with all of the author's choices but they definitely made me re-think some of my views towards a few species on here
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>>14676389
>Would you rather have an extremely tall one
This, not even a question desu
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>>14676323
Finally someone who understands me. How can I ever trust a Shoggoth after knowing what they've done?
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>>14676389
A Dire Crow Tengu sounds perfect. It would would be great if she were buff, and then many of the qualities I like would be in one girl.
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>>14676388
Just idle curiosity. Since I do like most of his stuff.
What makes those two your least favorites?
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>>14676370
I'm going to be lazy and worthless, and she can't do anything to stop me.
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>>14676399
The clam is just wholly unremarkable, and the Yeti is ugly as sin.
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>>14676389
>Giant size Kiki

Sign me up, even if it's only to see how she can get into those tight spaces.
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>>14676394
Well, what extremely tall girl are you going for?

>>14676398
Sure, why not?
I just hope your ready to live in what's essentially an oversized library or going book shopping with her for new material now that she has someone who can fit in the stores for her.
You may also need to sit in her lap and read some of the small books for her.

>>14676403
You just want to see her pout and huff as she tries to fit don't you?
Don't worry, she's got a few tools to reach places she can't fit.
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>>14676408
>Well, what extremely tall girl are you going for?
Wight.
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>>14676389
>mini Holst
Aww yes, love me an oppai loli.
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>>14676389
>Scylla
Extremely large, please. It wouldn't even be a burden for her thanks to her flexibility.
Meanwhile, more surface area to hug and cuddle with.
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>>14676392
There isn't enough characterization to them unfortunately, so there's only so much you can do with the fact Submarine-hime is a smalltime cry baby.
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>>14676389
Rollin~
>mermaid
Damnit, I hate the ocean.
>kitsune-bi
Talk about a one-track mind.
>dark slime
Interesting, but not a fan of meltdowns.
>lich
There's such a thing as being too calm.
>undine
...Portable pool, but eh.
>fallen god
DOUBLE HERESY
>ushi-oni
...Can I just say, ow?
>gandharva
>>>>love_can_bloom.mp3
>Amanomiya Koyoi
That's not even a monster.
>amazoness
Too luddite.
>koyoi again
Is this a stalker?
>kikimora
...Where the hell did my browser history go? I could swear I just had a few other MGE pages open. Eh, best maid get in.
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>>14676422
>rolling more than once
UN-ACCEPTABLEEEEE
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I want an eight foot tall Dire Jubjub.
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>>14676414
My my, she must really be big in the world of undead politics.
She'll probably tower over any drakoliches that happen to be around.

Just try not to sneak a peek under her skirt too much, they're custom made for her and she'd hate to have them washed from 'payback'.

>>14676415
The miniest of holsts.

>>14676418
Sounds more like a kraken than a scylla.
And you can actually make those jokes in the pool, although she may 'eat you' as pay back.

>>14676422
Enjoy your mega maid.
I just hope you figure out a way to give her the daily headpats needed to keep a maid happy.
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>>14676408
Sitting in a huge crow's lap as we read together would be great. Even if I don't like reading aloud.

>>14676414
You can patriarch taste.

>>14676422
Why so picky?
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>>14676389
>giant litch
a spell went wild one day and made her ridiculously long.
she is really embarrassed about it and is trying to revers it.
she spends most of her time in her library these days.
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>>14676428
Anon please, she's just going to smother you with her tits, not to mention how heavy she'll be when she tries to do cowgirl.

>>14676434
Just get ready for the wing hugs at night.

>>14676435
Well, just get ready to run errands for her, she really can't fit into the small shops any more.
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>>14676434
>>14676427
Actually, that list is in reverse order. I just wanted to see what might happen if I rolled some extra.

I haven't slept in almost two days, give me a break.
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>>14676428
What happens when she latches on to you and expects a piggyback ride just like any normal-sized Jubjub?
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>>14676389
>Large Mouse
Fuck it, give me a tall one so she lives up to her name. A 8 ft tall muscle mouse sounds lovely.
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>>14676389
>eight foot tall powerhouse wolfu
The fact that I will never be ravished by one saddens me greatly.
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>>14676441
>large large mouse
>not rodent of unusual size
>not miniature giant space hamster
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>>14676441
You fool!
You've upset the natural order!

Now it is you who will be sniffed!
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>>14676440
I don't have the strength for it.
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>>14676442
What would you rather have?
The big girl atop you, her hips crashing against yours, or her rear presented for you to take, the entrance still a little high due to her size?
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>>14676451
But how will you console her? I'm sure it'd make her very sad that she can't perch on her husband like all her littler friends.
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>>14676429
Even if she is as large as a Kraken, she will still be my cuddly, flexible Scylla with the best ass.
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>>14676453
She could carry me around as a compromise.
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>>14676455
The biggest ass for it's size went up with the rest of her.
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I want to spank a chubby GMILF Kiki to help her feel young again!
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Bethesda buys the rights to MGE and makes a game in their interpretation of the setting.

What do?
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>>14676444
She can sniff me, snu snu me and do whatever she likes. To hell with the natural order, now is time for Jink sized mice!
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>>14676452
Obviously her riding me and giving me the most furious fucking of my life. What's the point of having a giant warrior goddess if I'm going to be the one on top?
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>>14676463
Eh, I don't really know enough about the company to have an opinion. Never played any of their games.
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>>14676463
Despair.

Then mod.

Then realize you just bought Skyrim again, again.
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>>14676464
You fool! She is everything a mouse is not!
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>>14676469
>Never played any of their games.

how tho?
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>>14676463
If it were back during the days of Morrowind then hell yes. The combat would be dodgy due to being a dice based system in a first person game, but the story, atmosphere and sheer attention to detail would be incredible.

But modern Bethesda is all about dumbing shit down and if Fallout 4 is anything to go by, it would probably be okay at best. For everything they improve on their next game they remove or ruin two more features.
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>>14676438
>Well, just get ready to run errands for her
way ahead of you. I'm more or less doing all outside activities for her.
buying food, clothes, books... and 'other' things.
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>>14676476
Cancerously overprotective mother and lack of funds.
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>>14676464
Left is right, up is down, and the mouse now nibbles your ears.

>>14676467
A fine choice.
Just remember to grope those breasts of hers.
They may be in proportion with the rest of her but they're still huge.

>>14676480
I hope 'other' doesn't' include toys that are sized for centaurs.
You should be dealing with her issues on that front.
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>>14676472
I love how most people love at least one Bethesda game.

But only after some serious modding. What is it with them and making buggy and half finished games?
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>>14676463
No way, they would change it so it could be mainstream.
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>>14676463
Not play it because they'll remove all the good parts of MGE.
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>>14676389

I'll go with the 8-10 foot Kejourou
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>>14676463
>Anything that makes them popular to the masses
No
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>>14676463
>Todd Howard: "See that golem? You can fuck it." (laughs)
>the crowd goes wild
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>>14676484
They still make a fuckton of money, so why put in a whole lot of extra effort? Hype something up enough and all the little faggots will eat it right up.
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>>14676491
A literal river of hair.
You could be cocooned in it.
And that's before she even touches you herself.
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>>14676491
Think of all the hair you would have to care for and she would shed.
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>>14676473
Now we just need a mouse sized Jinko and the new order is in place.
>>14676483
>and the mouse now nibbles your ears
She knows my fetish, this is getting better by the second.
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>>14676483
>A fine choice.
>Just remember to grope those breasts of hers.
>They may be in proportion with the rest of her but they're still huge.
Will do. I'm a breast man anyway so her big nipples are going in my mouth at some point too.
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>>14676498

Exactly.

>>14676500

Worth it
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>>14676484

That's the result of industry scheduling. It's either get the game out on time, or get the game properly patched.

Just look at the Stalker series. Or TF2, its patch log is almost an achievement in its own right.

There's an interesting book called "You" by Austin Grossman that, aside from its plot, delves into the industry and how it works.
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>>14676389
8-10 foot tall Pharaoh? I'll take it. Time for cuddles.
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>>14676500
>and she would shed
Probably not as much as you think, I feel like Kejourou hair would be a lot more hardy than people hair since it's alive. Her shedding her hair would be like you shedding your fingers or toes when they get tired.
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>>14676502
Just don't forget to counter attack.
You can't let her have all the fun can you?

>>14676503
You could also use them as pillows.

>>14676504
Do you go with the traditional black hair or do you want another color for your very tall girl?
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>>14676496
I give no fucks about Fallout, but it pains me to see how the Elder Scrolls games have gone since Oblivion. Skyrim was very comfy but compared to Daggerfall or Morrowind it wasn't a true RPG, it was an action game with RPG elements.
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>>14676502
But then is she a Jinko? Is the mouse a mouse?
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>>14672408
DUDE, BIG, GREEN, CHLOROPHYLL LADEN AREOLAS. LMAO
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>>14676514
I just hope you don't try and be her throne.
She'd probably be worried that she's crushing you while giving out instructions to her underlings.
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>>14676461
All of the yes.
I mean, I enjoy both ass and boobs equally, but that Scyllass would be to die for.
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>>14676520
I have a lactation fetish, but I'm not sure if chlorophyll would be tasty.
May be different in the Kelps case.
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>>14676521
Oh no. I'mma be that woman's throne.
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>>14676516
>You could also use them as pillows.
Better yet, nursing handjob.
Sure, it's more of a tall Holst kind of thing, but I bet a massive Werewolf could pull it off just as well. Just so long as she's gentle and doesn't literally pull it off.
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So we all know that the Golem looks like total crap.

What should her eventual planned redesign look like?
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>>14676516
>:Do you go with the traditional black hair or do you want another color for your very tall girl?

Black is wonderful as always and would be the most common but a blonde or brown hair would be nice too. I'm not sure I could pick.
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>>14676531
>but I bet a massive Werewolf could pull it off just as well
Depends, does she have paws?
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>>14676530
Well, I just hope you're ready for her rear to dominate your lap.

>>14676531
Well, you'd need her to start lactating for the nursing part to actually work.

>>14676535
Why not all three?
Go for a trio of them.
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A ginger Kejourou sounds wonderful.
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>>14676533
KC should make her limbs more proportional, and add some panel lines and engravings for that magitek feel.
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>>14676530
But she would be hard to support even if you have a good back and she would use her size to her advantage in bed.
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>>14676528
Who wouldn't enjoy some nice, salty Kelp milk?
Maybe it's not milk and instead it's a thick broth

I want to drink tasty broth from a Kelp's nipple
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>>14676533
KC did redesign her some for the MGE volume 1. We just don't have it in color yet.

A full redesign would in my mind be basically more and better of what she has already.
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>>14676538
Pawpads looks squishy and fun, but yes

>>14676539
True, I guess I was getting carried away with the tit sucking thing. Sometimes I wonder why I'm not more into Holsts, but then I remember Wolfus are cuddlier and wouldn't look as weird being fuckhuge.
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>>14676483
>toys that are sized for centaurs
no, no, no... of course not.
...unless you mean magical artifacts that make me that size... but that would be ridiculous...yea....
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I want a Kiki to teach me how to cook! I want to cook together with my Kiki!
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>>14676533
Heavier emphasis on the earthen aspect. Large limbs that look like they are hewn from stone or built with bricks of clay. Magical looking eyes. More engravings.
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>>14676547
Superior Golem.
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8-10 ft tall Flowkelp

Being hugged by her engulfs most if not all of your body in her kelp.
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>>14676547
>more and better of what she has already
Explain further.
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>>14676547
I still want a clockwork rape bot.
Almost typed "cockwork" there, which knowing the setting would technically be accurate too.
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>>14676553
Emeth does look better than MGE's golem, but making her look more like Emeth would also make her too similar to Gnome.
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>>14676548
It is a mystery.

>>14676549
Well, she only needs one part to be big.
I just hope you don't stumble across her using one of these 'artifacts' while whispering your name slightly.
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>>14676533
>>14676552
I'd think he'd go for a more Robotic look desu. That'd be cool.

I hope he does some mechanical girls in the future, he confirmed Steampunk stuff was canon, as were fire arms.
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>>14676557
Indeed.
You'd be hidden beneath that kelp so no one has to see what shameful acts you're doing.
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>>14676570
There are Magitek golems but they're a separate deal. We're talking strictly about the earthen variant here.
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>>14676539

>Why not all three?
>Go for a trio of them.

Three Kejourou? All 8-10 feet tall? I like the way you think.

I may not survive but that doesn't mean I won't enjoy it.
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>>14676557
>>14676557
Fear, but also arousal.
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>>14676578
The brunet would have you one her chest, the black haired one would be on your right, and the blonde would be on your left.
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>>14676572

To everyone else at a distance it'd look like she was just standing there like usual but in reality she has her kelp wrapped all around you, gently hugging you with everything she has with plenty more kelp to spare.
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I want to make an egg with a Jubjub.
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>>14676580
http://gizmodo.com/seaweed-the-incredible-edible-algae-we-use-for-way-mor-1651403245

If you don't hop on the Flowkelp train, you're a moron TBQH.

Top-Tier MG and wife material, KC knocked it out of the park.
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>>14676593
b-but she's all sticky...
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>>14676565
>I just hope you don't stumble across her using one of these 'artifacts' while whispering your name slightly.
well, she has been giving me this creepy simle all day... and awfuly been nice...
should I be scared?
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>>14676558
More armor, bigger breasts, more details, etc.
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>>14676550
This man has some serious superior taste going on there.
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>>14676591
A shame no one would be able to see the smile on his face.
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>>14676593
>These ancient species are commonly sorted according to a 19th century taxonomy based on their color: red, green, brown, and blue-green.

Now I want to see recolors of the flowkelp.
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>>14676599
Depends, does a giant lich riding you reverse cowgirl style fill you with fear?
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>>14676600
Would it extend down to her hands and feet so it looks less like she's wearing brick-patterned sleeves and leggings? That irks me a lot about her.
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>Steampunk Golems
>Construct/Worker 8 is now your waifu
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I want to cuddle with a loli Kejourou whose hair is too short to wrap around me all the way!
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>>14676596
seawood isn't sticky though

I think that might've been something lost in translation

maybe "slimy" would've been more appropriate?
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>>14676616
Monstrous aspects that integrate more smoothly with the humanoid portions is always a plus, so yes.
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I haven't fapped in a week, send help.

Preferably in the form of a Kiki with a nice ass.
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>>14676637
That's just as bad.
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>>14676637
Her seaweed could be different though, it would help when restraining a man.
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>>14676615
I'm scared and turned on at the same time.

I don't think that anything of my pelvis will reamin after this.
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>>14676642
>in a week
Are you sharing a room with someone or something?
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>>14676639
What exactly should her limbs look like though?
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>>14676636
I'd like a pear-shaped adult Kej with an elegant bobcut.
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>>14676624
>Steampunk Golems forcefully married to lower class men
>Semen as an energy source so they can continue their work
>All for the sake of progress with humanity
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>>14676655
Would you put it in that butt?
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>>14676649
She's a doctor. She will fix it.
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>>14676649
Just pray that she doesn't make any enhancements so that you can fill her with your love.
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>>14676652
Yeah, kind of hard to sneak faps.
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>>14676659
Yes. While I did, her short-ish hair would rise to nuzzle my face as I slap her butt with my hips.
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>Flowkelp hugging you and pressing her head against your chest..
>"That 'thump thump' sound is coming from your heart right?"
>"It's such a nice sound.."
>She falls asleep with a smile on her face
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>>14676666
Why not "have a shower" if you know what I mean.
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>>14676666
Is it someone you hate or at least don't care for? If so you could do it anyway to assert dominance.
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>>14676654
Obviously made of stone and earth but at the same time more "sculpted" than the limbs of the gnome.
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>>14676539
Definetely. Why would I not?
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>>14676676
This woman looks like a living castle.
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>>14676624
I've been wanting to see some proper Automaton/Golem girls for eons.
Shame the last time I desired that, KC delivered a furry instead ;_;
>>14676642
We have no ass focused Kiki images.
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>>14676679
>anon hasn't played Shitshow of the Collossus
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>>14676678
Never know.
I do hope your ready to tease her in some way while she's meeting folks.
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>>14676676
Eh, those look a bit too human in shame, they have a bit of an odd uncanny valley effect. They should look more obviously inhuman in my opinion, but definitely a lot less like a vaguely hand/foot-shaped mass of clay like Gnome's hands do. They work for her, but not for something meant to be man-made.
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>>14676684
But I want her to tease me though.
>>
GOING TO THE BEACH WITH YOUR FLOWKELP GF AND THEN LOSING HER BECAUSE SHE DRIED OUT INTO A LOLI AND YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HER!
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>>14676660
>>14676663
knowing her, yeah she'll 'fix' me allright, along with some 'other enhancements' as well.

this is going to be a long night isn't it?

I hope it's only going to be only one night... send help.
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>>14676683
I dropped it like its hot, I didn't find it fun. Battling giant things never was super cool to me. Probably why I could never get into mecha.
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>>14676691
>not recognizing your own waifu even if she's a loli
Absolutely unacceptable.
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>>14676686
>shame
Shape.
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>>14676690
Oh, she'd be doing that all day, wiggling her hips while she's atop you, doing her best to milk you during her day.

>>14676693
All night and maybe longer.
Hope you're ready to be the first man to cumflate an extremely tall lich
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>>14676675
>Asserting dominance through faps
Is this a thing?
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>>14676682
>>14676656
>Be lower class engineer
>Get married to the newest Construct
>She doesn't even know how to make love, or what her own name is at first
>Goes from kuudere to dere when her husband gives her a name
>Normally inside of an intimidating mecha suit, with smaller human-like limbs piloting it from the inside like an ID4 biosuit or Guymelef
>Limbs and joints are reminiscent of a Living Dolls, but have a distinctly metallic look about them
>Has an artificial womb in her abdomen, as well as human-like skin on her abdomen and face
>MFW I'll never get to writing this story because I can't into kuudere sex
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>>14676698
Stop that anon. I can't have this right now.
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>>14676702
Yes, especially if you cum on their stuff.
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>>14676704
Which one are you?
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>>14676708
Pharaoh throne.
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>>14676703
I want one.
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>>14676709
Well, too bad.

You're going to listen to her giggle and sigh as she rides you, teasing your member until you're just about to explode when she stops, giving orders to others while letting you stew in your own lust.
Only once she's deemed it the time will she let you cum and paint her insides white, although she may not be able to stop an honest moan of pleasure from slipping out as she does.
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>>14676698
>cumflate
Wait, people actually get off to that silly shit?
>>
We need more art of Kikis getting spanked. Loli Kikis, mature Kikis, I don't care. I just want to spank a Kiki.
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>>14676721
Spanking a shit
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>>14676698
>Hope you're ready to be the first man to cumflate an extremely tall lich
well atleast I'll be able to say to say while I'm lying in the hospital that I've done something no sane man has ever done before.

>>14676720
I do. so yes
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>>14676717
Too lewd.
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>>14676729
you a shit.
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https://enty.jp/posts/4267
A set of what I believe to be Jabberwock's profile art stages, plus a fine line art, a light skin version, and apparently an early concept? Jabberfag might find something of value.

KC also wrote something on her creation.
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>>14676389
Rolled 3 times,
>giant Kraken
>giant Apophis
>giant Manticore

>tfw will never get ara ara'd by a huge kraken
>tfw will never have an apophis' tail as thick as a tree trunk coiled around you
>tfw will never stick my whole arm into a tailpussy
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>>14676729
Shit taste, I bet you wouldn't even spank the monkey.
>>14676739
KC's been spamming about that enty site a lot today on twitter. What the fuck is it, some kind of art site? It somehow has a worse design than pixiv.
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>>14676739
>early concept versions of KCs girls
Concept art is fucking awesome, and I hope KC shoes us more of these.
>>
I think it's time we had a talk: Flow kelp has normal hands and feet.

I assume most people who don't agree think that she uses her "leaves" like flippers or tentacles but I don't think that's the case, or at least not completely.

>If the leaves of seaweed were her appendages, they would'nt be so prone to let them be harvested, husbando or not
>How would they walk on land/operate machinery with soggy, slimy leaves?
>Even more so, how would they even walk in their dried out state with rigid, tough leaves?

I think the leaves function as like fins and/or flotation devices while they drift around in the sea.
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>>14676741
>Extra large apophis
>Suddenly thinking of Yawn from RE.

Son, she's going to wrap you up and tease you.
Expect those large breasts to have your face nestled between them quite soon.
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>>14676715
Zombina is technically a Flesh Golem, and if we're going by MGE logic could become a Dire Zombie/Half-Wight
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>>14676751
Yeah, I assumed her limbs were just under all that seaweed.
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>>14676744
>tfw GT translated the names he called her in the first paragraph as 'Nasty Dragon' and 'Bitch Dragon'
And those blots are apparently spilled coffee.
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>>14676752
Anon please, I can't fap to anymore RE based girls.
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>>14676751
>I think it's time we had a talk: Flow kelp has normal hands and feet.
Wouldn't that just make her a normal girl in a kelp dress then?
That'd be dumb.
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>>14676768
What?
Don't want a large lamia to 'ara ara' as she slinks out from behind the shelves?
Maybe adjusting her glasses as she looks at you with a hungry smile?
Well, you'll just have to stew on that as I need to shovel my driveway.
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>>14676705
I can totally see this being true with MGs.
>>
I want to wake my waifu up by bouncing my erect cock up and down on her face.
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>>14676753
>Dire Zombie/Half-Wight
This is why Undead are perfect.
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>>14676769
Yeah, I'd rather she retain just the seaweed, maybe a few thicker strands in place of limbs. Makes things more interesting.
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>>14676800
Kelpjob.
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>>14676769
normal girls don't breath water, grow leaves, or photosynthesize.

Also calling her a "normal girl in a kelp dress" is like calling a vampire a normal girl who sucks blood and lives forever or an elf a normal girl with long, pointy ears.
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tail
pussy
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>>14676751

Feet I can see her having but arms and hands I'm not so sure on. Unless they're just really buried under it. But even then I don't see the shape of arms underneath her kelp dress
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>>14676813
This degenerate needs to stop masturbating.

Find a man instead.
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>>14676389
>mini ushi-oni

...So, the cutest little pelvis-crusher/occasionally backpack-mounted spider-commissar ever?
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>>14676822
Yep, riding your back with a smug look on her face and her arms crossed.
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>>14676553
I want that goat!
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>>14676822
Just be careful if she brings friends.
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>>14676751
We had a bit of this talk last thread

This guy convinced me that she didn't have normal hands >>14671106

Anyway I'm sure if we ask KC he'd just answer something along the lines of "They usually don't have hands and feet but they can use magic to temporarily have them so she can cook for her husband!"
So there's not really much reason to argue over it
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AH! Get it off! Get it off!
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>>14676841
That's some EXTRA HERETICAL levels of cuddly right there.

It rather merits an execution by snuggling, to be carried out over a span of some absurd number of years.
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>>14676739
This blog post mentions that the origin of Jabberwock's extra mouths and tongue-tie are an effort to make her look "alien", to reflect how the Jabberwock in the original book had a fairly sparse description and thus had a lot of mystery to it.

He also confirmed that, indeed, the heart marks represent ejaculations. It's apparently 100 shots for 1 heart
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>>14676739
Oooh, this is neat! Thanks Anon!

>Originally a Loli
Dodged a bullet there

>Originally not delicious brown
She's the main reason I even like delicious brown now, but still neat to note

>Tentacle mouths originally weren't mouths but fins
Odd but neat

>Tail was originally another long mouth
Now that's just silly

Still, I really dig her prototype outfit. I might get some art with her in it one day! Would also love to read this in a proper translation too.
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>>14676702
>>14676705
>>14676776
>Have Elf girlfriend in high school
>She's at least 20 years your senior but is coasting by to not have arranged marriage
>She won't even have sex with you, resorting to just blowjobs or getting you off with her hands
>The last time you tried to get her drunk to force yourself on her, she put you through no less than 3 days of CBT
>But now, you've absolutely had it with her bitchy attitude, now it's time for your, no, for man's revenge
>She threatened to destroy your manhood, and you can feel your twins primed and ready to seek out their just vengeance
>Fap into her panties while she's in the bath, rubbing it in so instead of thick globules, it looks just like a little bit of moisture
>She's suspicious at first, but puts them on regardless. Your pheromones, normally undetectable, lash out immediately
>She spends the rest of the day in a flush, and you catch her in class several times fingering herself, as if trying to scrape the spent seed into her womanly folds
>When she finally catches you, she's beet red from the tips of her dagger ears to the folds of her Elf pussy
>Spend the rest of the afternoon getting snu-snu'd in the gym warehouse, other students ignoring the smell of sex as they look for equipment
>Spend at least ten loads inside of her, ensuring pregnancy
>She still demands you take responsibility, even if she's your elder
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>>14676841
>>14676847
It's national daughter piggyback ride day.

Deal with it. Sorry Horse Pussy and Snake Pussy fathers that shit must be rough.
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>>14676852
I like that her prototype outfit shows off midriff. The fin things in place of the tentacles also look cool.
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>>14676864
>Implying especially young snake daughters wouldn't drape around his neck like a scarf
>Or loosely coil around his torso
Centaurs are SOL, though.
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>>14676878
Ryu and Wurm hatchlings are the latest fashion statement.
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>>14676877
I just noticed that the undersides of her claws have a soft texture.
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>>14676862
>Bullying Elves
Supreme taste.
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Keywords during Flow Kelp's design were "Seaweed", "Sticky and gooey", "Mucus-based love juices" and "Gloomy"

>>14676889
All lizards and dragons have that.
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Would you get high with werecats?
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>>14676895
Oh shit that's awesome, do you have a link to any more concept designs?
>>14676900
What tacky behavior.
Still, nice work Sub.
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>>14676813
>Manticores can eat themselves out
I never thought of that, but it is pretty hot. I bet most young Manticores have tried it out at some point:
>teenage Manticore curled up in bed, her face firmly pressed into her own tail and waggling her tongue furiously inside the bulb
>as she slowly runs her tongue up towards the edges of her tail pussy, she shivers with pleasure
>she's just about to thrust her tongue in again to bring her masturbation session to a orgasmic end when she notices some movement in the hallway
>her head slowly turns towards the door, heart racing, and hoping it's just her imagination
>the manticore's mother is standing in the doorway, arms folded and scowling.
>oh.
>oh fuck.
>"M-MOM! Wh-when did you get home!? I was j-just-"
>the disappointed mother slams the door closed, leaving her daughter frozen in embarrassment on the bed, and the sopping wet tailpussy still twitching slightly in her paws
>dammit, now she's discovered how good tail cunnilingus feels she's not going to leave the house in months
>so what if she got addicted to it herself at her age? Back in her day there were adventurers who came to you! Her daughter will never find a man when she's spending the day lapping at her own tail.
>she'll have to encourage her to start hunting boys soon, or she's going to be tonging the tail here until she's 30.
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>>14672408
>literal seaweed girl
YES
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>>14676739
Huh, just realised that this is basically a Japanese version of patreon and that this shit is a sample of what he's going to do for backers.

Maybe money will allow him to work on new girls more often. See, this is how you use patreon Butter-T. It's for extras not hiding the thing people want to see the most behind it.
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Fashionable leopards
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>>14676900
Not really a smoking guy but I'd drink beers with one.
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>>14676895
She is a somewhat old concept. Funnily enough, the thing he struggled with the most was her name, because she doesn't have any basis in existing mythology. Originally she was going to be "Sargasso", after the Sargasso Sea, but that didn't sound cute enough. He instead fixated on the english word "Kelp", and picked out the following
>Ocean Kelp
>Flow Kelp
>Hollow Kelp
>"トローケルプ" (not sure how to translate that)
He settled on "Flow Kelp" because it sounded the cutest.
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>>14676912
I was in the stream VCR drew that in, but I never actually saw the full version before.
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>>14676877
It took me a second to see what this image was about

Oh man, thank you so much. Thank you so so much
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>>14676912
Office Cat a best.
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>>14676894
I will bully every Elf in existence. Much like the Old Guard at the Tomb of the Unknown, if an Elf goes unbullied, I am unfulfilled.
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>>14676877
>high res Jabber

Oh fuck. Do you have high res images of the other girls? I'd request Lich, but any of the others would do really.
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>>14676919
>Hollow Kelp
Sounds like the name of a prog rock band.
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>>14676919
With her design, he wanted to achieve a look between a frilly dress, and something resembling a "sea shaman". Since the monster sea also has monk-type Sea Bishops, and knight-type shrimp monster girls, he felt it was appropriate to give her a vaguely shamanistic look.

The yellow part in her chest is meant to be reminiscent of a kelp plant's stem, but it's actually an organ that lets them emit accumulated magical energy as light.

Also, please don't post these anywhere else. KC wouldn't like it.

>>14676932
It's from KC himself, so, would have to wait for him to post more.
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>>14676919
Whenever i hear the word "Kelp" i can't unsee that cereal box thanks to spongebob.
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>>14676938
Her expression is so cute.
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>>14676758
Both of which are generally Japanese slang for "Slutty"...

Well, kinda fits. Given the whole "Vorpal Sword" shtick in her profile.
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>>14676895
Does she have fully developed human arms in those sketches or not? It's difficult to tell, but I wanna say no.
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>>14676938
>a "sea shaman"
They'd make good magic casters then.
>>14676938
>monk-type Sea Bishops
I never knew Sea Bishops met Monk criteria.
>and knight-type shrimp monster girls
That sounds rad as fuck. Profile when?
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>>14676950
Whoops, didn't mean to reply to you twice.
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>>14676742
>What the fuck is it, some kind of art site?
Seems to be like a Japanese Patreon or some such.

>>14676852
>Originally a loli
I think that's just a chibified concept-sketch.
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>>14676950
>I never knew Sea Bishops met Monk criteria.
Normal ones don't, but there are monk-like individuals.
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>>14676947

I think if she had arms and hands that they would show a bit more, at least a little. So I don't she has them either.
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>>14676290
>I like Tomasu

To each his own.
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>>14676958
In that regard, muscular Sea Bishops when?
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>>14676900
I'd fucking love that:
>living with a stoner werecat
>she just lounges around in really tight sweaters, barely restraining her heaving G-cup tits
>is always very chilled out and relaxed, you can talk to her about anything
>the only monster you've ever met who won't go into a rape frenzy on full moons, mostly because she's constantly baked
>she just watches TV and plays videogames all day
>occasionally reaches a paw over to you, offering a few hits off her joint
>some nights she slips into your room for some slow and rhythmic lazy sex
>she keeps having her friends around, but you don't really mind because they're all easy going monstergirls too
>downsides are that she does fucking nothing around the house and the flat perpetually reeks of pot
>those tits, though
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>>14676903
>Still, nice work Sub.
Wasn't me because I hardly ever post my own stuff here, but thanks.

>What tacky behavior.
Experience drawn from real life.
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leopards in blouses
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>>14676976
>seater concealed G-cup cat tats
Hnngh
>>14676980
Oh, my apologies then.
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>>14676976
It helps that weed supposedly makes sex more pleasurable.
I tried jerking off while high once and it did seem to improve the orgasm, but then again I might just have been hornier than usual.
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>>14676982
>bobcut office cat
2cute, might have to write
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>>14676990
sweater*
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Undead Warriors
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>>14676885
The guy on the left looks like the male character from Zombies Ate my Neighbors.

Aaaagh, now I want a mod where you rescue fellow anons from being raped by MGs.

Call it Monstergirls Raped My Neighbors.
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>>14677022

>Apparently a Zombie but I'm not sure

actually it's the old axe armor from Castlevania.

In Portrait of Ruin there's a mode where you can play as one
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>>14677029
I know, though its bestiary description describes the Old Axe Armor as an armored zombie of some sort.
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>>14677022
Very much so.
But maybe not in MachineAnon "kill all the breather girls so the men will be ours" way
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>>14676970
>muscular Sea Bishops when?
Sadly, never

Their tail are a muscle too, right? I wonder how a muscular one would differ from a regular one
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What would a tailjob from a mermaid be like?
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>>14677039
slimy and scaly and wholly unsatisfying.
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>>14677039
Her slappin' your dick over and over with her tail.
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>Flowkelp
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>>14677043
>mermaid slapping some confused and annoyed guy's dick around with her tail
>the mermaid is totally convinced this is unbearably sexy and is making erotic gasps and moans throughout all of it
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>>14676997
You've been beaten, anon.
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>>14677042
>slimy and scaly
>wholly unsatisfying
nigga u gay
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>>14677052
>sweater
well I'm dead
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>>14677046
I'm genuinely surprised that people like flowkelp. Far more interesting designs and ideas have come along only for the thread to hate and forget about them. Then some girl whose whole gimmick is "this bitch is seaweed, nigga! She be all over the ocean!" and suddenly she's a hit.
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>>14677050
Someone would get turned on by that.
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>>14676982
Is she some shitty Bob OC.
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>>14676814
they're behind her back
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>>14676976
>>14677052
>Werecats in tight sweaters

Why is this so amazing? Other monsters in sweaters would be nice, but Werecats just seem like the best choice to pull it off. My dick is diamonds right now.
I'm off to find pictures.
Pictures of well endowed catgirls in tight clothing.
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>>14677056
You know, I dare say that sweaters/winter clothing can be just as/or even more sexy than bikinis/swimwear. Am I the only one who thinks this statement.
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>>14677058
>Far more interesting designs and ideas have come along only for the thread to hate and forget about them.
Like?
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>>14676938
> but it's actually an organ that lets them emit accumulated magical energy as light.

>"KELPU BEIMU!!!~"
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>>14676982
>>14676997
>>14677063
Bob's Bobcat's bobcut.
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>>14677078
Bob's Bubcut Bobcat catgirl monster girl.
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>>14677078
>>14677086
What a waste then.
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>>14677070
Absolutely agree here.
Swimwear shows off everything except of the most intimate areas, and some modern swimwear only barely covers the nips and pussy. But a nice tight sweater taunts you with the shape and form of her body while showing you absolutely nothing. You know she's got a killer rack and amazing hips, but that's all you're getting, taunted by the obvious and tantalizing possibilities underneath those warm clothes.

Winter clothing feeds your imagination while swimwear just outright shows you most of the goods, and it's way more fun to be teased.
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>>14676463
Only a game done by monstergirls could do a monstergirl game justice. Prove me wrong.
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>>14677076
Chimeras for one. She looks cool and has an interesting gimmick - she's four monsters in one. Yet the thread doesn't give a shit for some reason.
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>>14677097
Blame the extra heads.
It's a shame though, I like her. With the heads and everything.
Multiple personalities are a cool gimmick, and her different body parts open up plenty of kinky avenues for sex too, on top of just all the different sensations you'd feel at once.
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>>14677097
>She looks cool and has an interesting gimmick
She has gigantic animal heads as flesh pauldrons anon. Pic-related is a far better take on the design in that regard.

Otherwise the multiple personalities work in her favor, and have yandere potential.
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>>14677094
>game made by monstergirls
>there is no violence, just sex.
>even the rape turns out to be consensual, the victims joyfully crying out their love for your character
>the writing was clearly done by some girl whose other hand/claw/paw never left her pants during development
>all you really do is fuck and husbando men
>swimwear viewer mode for all the male character models
>even the paladin enemies
>especially the paladins
>IGN gives it a 9, the plot is too confusing for them.
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>>14677097
>She looks cool and has an interesting gimmick - she's four monsters in one.
No, she's one monster with giant pauldrons for arms and a dissociative identity disorder.

This is a chimera.

>>14677110
That works too.
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>>14677110
Not a fan of the smaller hands, and I kinda miss the wings.
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>>14677117
>taurshit
no
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>>14677115
>>there is no violence, just sex.
>implying there were no ogres
Gotta cater to 'em all.
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>>14677118
>Not a fan of the smaller hands
There are people who actually LIKE KC's fuckhuge paws and claws? What the fuck?
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>>14677118
It was cleaned up from someones unfinished linework, which didn't have the wings either unfortunately.
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>>14677117
Eh, it's still better than a water plant who just floats around all day. Neither of the girls are KC's best, but this new girl is very bland.
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>>14677110
>Pic-related is a far better take on the design in that regard.
Eeeeh. Give her a normal scaly tail instead of a literal snake tail.
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>14677120
Have fun with your cosplay-tier girls, I guess.
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>>14677123
big meaty paws/claws are love
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>>14677123
I like the big paws. There's more fearboner potential in a giant paw greedily reaching out to grab you, it would feel more like being attacked by a (sex) hungry predator than being snatched by some grabby girl.
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>>14677117
>This is shit
What the fuck am I supposed to do, draw up a schedule and perfectly treat each third of her body with the appropriate and even amounts of affection? What the fuck do I look like, an anubis? KC's is 10/10 and interesting as fuck, all you have to do is remove the pauldrons.
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>>14677140
Agreed. They're also more appropriate to incubus dick sizes
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>>14677092
True and also sweaters/winter clothing also makes the girl appear more comfy. She looks much more approachable and friendly, making it easier to go up and talk to her. I also like it as is extremely cozy, makes her look even more huggable, and feeds into my likes of cuddling her even more. These very reasons are also a big reason why I love Tali from Mass Effect so much, alongside other things about her.
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>>14677115
See this is the problem with the indrusty. They sexulize men too much. What about the boys that play games?
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>>14677155
It would include character creation and you could create a male which unlocks the other half of the game which includes evading, defeating and getting raped by monstergirls.

It would be an online mmorpg, and if you ever tried to play as a monstergirl as a guy, your character would alp, railroading you into the monstergirl portion ofthe game
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>>14677066

I didn't really consider that. That sounds more plausible
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>>14677164
What about men who want to play as and see positive role models?
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>>14677164
>female characters in MMOs in our world:
Guys trying to get free stuff, creepily flirting with other guys for money and items, worming their way up through the clans with incredibly gay sexual RP sessions in chat.
>male characters in MMOs in the monstergirl world:
Monsters trying to get free stuff, creepily flirting with other monsters for money and items, worming their way up through the clans with incredibly gay sexual RP sessions in chat.
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>>14677181
>positive role models
Leader of the human faction has a loving monster waifu, positive enough for ya?

>>14677188
>Monsters trying to get free stuff, creepily flirting with other monsters for money and items, worming their way up through the clans with incredibly gay sexual RP sessions in chat
I don't really think they would care enough about free stuff when there are boys they could be pretending to rape.
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>>14677200
Good bully material, you have good taste anon.
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>>14677200
I know they're FFM threesome: The Monstergirl, but are they capable of having Kloah-tier bodies?
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>>14677200
They're the best of the plants.
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>>14677209
Dryad girls would be the best if they were spiritually and magically linked to the tree and not physically and literally.
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>>14677196
I'm sure there would be girls plaing to win.
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>>14677200
I Like almost all plant girls, I would like matango's if it wasn't for the stupid spore bullshit. Plant girls and mermaid type girls in my opinion, don't always get a lot of love, which is quite sad.
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>>14677217
>I'm sure there would be girls playing to win.
A husband, maybe.

>yfw your waifu of 10 years admits she RP'd with other monstergirls on an alt account to get stuff for her main to become such a prestigious figure in the online community that you finally noticed her
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>>14677145
>What the fuck am I supposed to do, draw up a schedule and perfectly treat each third of her body with the appropriate and even amounts of affection?
They are practically conjoined sisters, so there's no jealousy between them.
You can do everything with all of them at the same time, and although each one of them can't see, hear or smell what the others do, they can feel it. Having sex with one of them is like having sex with all of them. All at once.

>Strong as fuck.
>Big enough to ride her.
>6 titties.
>3 types of pussies: Cat pussy, Goat pussy, and Snake cloaca.
>Can hold you in in forty-six thousand, six-hundred and fifty-six ways, and that's just with her hands/paws.
>Three girls means three times the production of mamonomana.
>Cuddling is the best.
>Breaths fire. Dragons got nothing on her.
I could go on.
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>>14677200
Love em, shame the doujin was shota shit because threesomes are awesome otherwise.
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>>14677200
I don't like any plant girls. Other than the kelp I guess.
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>>14677205
Sure. All you have to do is put a little boy between them.

>>14677200
They remind me of how I could've gone out with twins in high school. I also feel they don't deserve most of the hate they get.

>>14677222
On one hand, I hate the matangos (mostly because of the movie), but at the same time I keep imagining them as among the biggest victims of all monster girls. I keep thinking of one with an expression on her face that pretty much screams 'Please kill me; I never asked for this.'
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>>14677068
I just gotta.
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>>14677225
>They are practically conjoined sisters, so there's no jealousy between them.
Regardless, I would still feel as though I had to dedicate time evenly.

>Strong as fuck.
Applicable to both, except KC's is absurdly broken
>Big enough to ride her.
Only Mg I want to ride is an arachne. Taur-pussy isn't my thing
>6 titties.
Only need two great ones
>3 types of pussies: Cat pussy, Goat pussy, and Snake cloaca.
Only need one great one.
>Three girls means three times the production of mamonomana.
It's one beast
>Cuddling is the best.
Its always the best regardless
>Breaths fire. Dragons got nothing on her.
So would a chimera with dragon bits one would assume.
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>>14677229
Also the Barometz, forgot about her.
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>>14677233
Oh god, you just made me imagine that scene from Old Yeller but with a matango. I personally like that movie, but I agree, the mushroom people in it are pretty scary looking.
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>>14677205
I've seen a plant girl made by Kloah, so yes.
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>>14677204
>bully
You fags turn everything into a meme I swear

>>14677227
Doujin was good
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>>14677235
MY. FUCKING. DICK.
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>>14677225
>3 types of pussies: Cat pussy, Goat pussy, and Snake cloaca
But are they on the human or animal parts
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>>14677235
That's some good shit mang.
10/10, would hook up to a Holsts milking machine.
>>14677250
Well, I botched that post. Looks like 4chan Xs image system didn't work in my favor.
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>>14677235
Those are some big cat tits.

Though I'm the kind of guy that likes a solid handful, say a large B or C, and some delicious thick thighs and hips.

You know, kinda like that fox you draw.
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>>14677252
Yes.
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>>14676942
It's the kind of face that shows she'd shed a tear during her first kiss.
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>>14677235
Did you do this? Because I love you for it.
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Ok /jp/, the god of monsters arrives in this dimension and decides to make monster girls real, the catch is is that all the anons in this thread must become monster girls in oder to make this possible, what sort of monster do you become? Think hard /jp/ this is about your future!
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>>14677235
>>14677068 here.
Thank you. This is very relevant to my interests.
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>>14677256
Could I only fuck the human ones?
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>>14677261
Get out.
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>>14677261
Eat shit and die, famboni.
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>>14677261
Inari, is that you?
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>>14672618
>>14672607
Australian monster girls just occured to me
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>>14677261
Get out etc etc
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>>14677261
>MGs waifus are possible
>You are still denied your own MG waifu
Haven't we suffered enough?
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>>14677261
Gaaaayyyyyyyyyy
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>>14677265
Mamonomana can be used to change your waifu however you want. You could move your waifu's privates from the animal parts to the human ones.

But why would anyone not love every part of their waifu with all of their might?
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>>14677276
Emu Harpies
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>>14677291
Not yet.

>>14677261
Matango. That way I can enjoy the isolation as the whole world goes to seed.
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>>14677261
Whichever can shapeshift.
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>>14677261
How about you fuck off fuckboi.
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big fat cat tats
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>>14677255
>I'm the kind of guy that likes a solid handful, say a large B or C, and some delicious thick thighs and hips
solid taste.

>>14677259
yes and glad to oblige!

>>14677263
yw. I cannot be stopped if there's sweaters involved.
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Draw-Friend: Please draw a loli dried-out flowkelp, kudasai.

>still sad/blushing face
>flat
>yellowish-brown instead of blueish-green
>kelp strands now oddly rigid and straight instead of flowing
>Different hair as you see fit
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>>14677276
>Ara ara Kangaroos
>Loli koalas
>/fit/ crocodiles
>All kinds of rapetrain spiders and lamias
>Wombats
>Platypus
I'm okay with this
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>>14677308
Not that one that's for sure.
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>all these different regions
I know I've played a bit too much Cave Story recently, but I'd like KC to do a floating island/continent region. Imagine a kind of Not!Laputa, only with monstergirls.
>Eight foot tall ancient vine covered Golems who are yandere for their master
>powerful sorceresses who know forbidden sexual magic that would make even a Lich envious
>some kind of harpy types
>a secretive and perverted race of monsters who like to kidnap men (maybe a bit too much like Amazons, but without the aggressiveness)
>other shit, I dunno
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itty bitty kitty titties > big fat cat tats

fite me irl
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>>14677325
Floating Islands do exist in KCland IIRC
>>14677326
Only if they have a big butt to compensate.
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What's the vaporwave of monster girls?
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>>14677321
It's infuriating, because the pictures he made of her before the futa stuff were god tier. Now he's obsessed with drawing her with a cock, and it's just awful.
I just save them anyway and crop out "her" junk. Fuck it, it's a fictional character and I can just ignore the artist's insanity if I want
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>>14677349
Isn't there that MGG game that has some vaporwave dullahan or whetever in it
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>>14677325
KC's game.
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>>14677325
>Eight foot tall yanderes
Hoo boy.
>>14677349
Awful music and meme desu
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>>14677352
you're a silly person, anon
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>>14677361
Fuck wrong post, how did I manage that. >>14677349
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>>14677349
What is it about Sekko and Vaporwave anyway? I don't get it, the show is just an excuse to put statues in silly situations. It's AOTS for me so far, if only for St Georgio's permanent reaction face and that amazing ED
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>>14677352
I actually found a non-futa version of one of her recent images: http://i.imgur.com/b1WxkzF.jpg
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>>14676996
It definitely makes it better. Fapping while baked is something everyone needs to try atleast once before they die.
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>>14677315
I approve of this request, but I'd rather have a colorless sketch

>>14677349
Random orgasmic moans along remixes of popular hits from MG singers
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>>14677383
But I don't know how to get marijuana, anon
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>>14677377
>someone fixed one of the better ones
Oh yes, thank you! I wish the artist did alternate versions like this where she was actually a chick.
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>>14677369
That's vaporware, not vaporwave.
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The statue arrived!
Now I just need to find my superglue.
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>>14677401
One of her hair bits broke off? Bummer.
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>>14677401
ayy, bupiti did good.

Don't hotglue your waifu too much
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>>14677395
I blame alcohol for my wurm like mistakes. I just wish I had a cute goat to drink with.
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>>14677401
>he's going to hotglue it
Don't do it man, it'll smell weird even after cleaning and if you aren't careful it'll damage the statue or give it weird growths after a while.
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>>14677401
Yeah. Delicate little things, clay figures, ain't they?

Staff broke in half, and the dishes fell off. Dagger fell off her hip, and a claw fell off too. Fixed the staff and got the dagger back on, but the dishes were just impossible, and I never could find that claw...
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>>14677371
ASTHETICS
Just go look up some vaporwave album art and you'll get the idea.
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>>14677415
Bupi uses a porcelain material.
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>>14677415
Also I just realized looking at this pic that her tie fell off too. Never found that either...
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>>14677388
>Random orgasmic moans
I've found a few dance music tracks on youtube that have this kind of thing in them. For some reason I actually like fapping to them instead of porn, the hell is wrong with me?
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>>14677401
Congrats, she looks so smooth to the touch and those eye tentacles are so detailed

You might want to look into glue dots, I heard that they were much better to fix those kinds of things
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>>14677405
Yeah, but I should be able to fix it.
>>14677406
>>14677414
anons pls
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>>14677371
>that slowed down ED that actually turns the ED song into Vaporwave

It's like magic. Dark and awful magic.
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>>14677421
Well. Shows what I know about materials.
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>>14677415
>that face
It's like Barb started making figurines.
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>>14677431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuBGlyY_AjI
It really is.
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>>14677438
Anon I tried to make sense of your post but all I can manage to read is
>I'm trying too hard to fit in
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>>14677415
Did you pay for this?
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>>14677449
I really hope not.
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>>14677415
Yeah those things look fragile, they're cute though.
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>>14677452
Maybe it was only like a dollar
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>>14677449
Obviously. It's a product that someone had to go out and get the materials for, and take the time to make.

Even if you think it's ugly, I like it. I'm happy to have something like it. I'd kill for pic related, but, well, that ain't gonna happen.

>>14677438
>>14677452
Why you gotta be like that anon?
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>>14677473
See, now, pic related is worth paying for.
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>>14677449
>>14677452
>>14677467
>>14677478
What anon does with his money is his business.
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>>14677473
See, that figurine looks great
>>14677415
This one, not so much.

Nice devotion to your waifu though.
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>>14677483
Yeah but if anon bought solid gold toiled paper, I'd ask much the same qestion
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As you're leaving your home a Jinko maid looks up from washing the dishes to wave goodbye to you.

You wave back before heading towards your car.

Then you remember you don't have a Jinko maid.

What do?
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>>14677483
I like how we can point out problems with anything in these threads, but the moment we point out that a waifufag has a bad figurine or drawing we get anons who show up and get defensive over it.
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>>14677494
That depends. Do I already have a waifu? If so, did she go missing?
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>>14677494
Play along, I'm assuming I'm single.
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>>14677494
Get my actual wife to remove her. Maids are a dull fetish anyway, I don't see the appeal in a weird uniform or being treated like I'm someone's better.
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>>14677494
Go back and ask her how she got in, give her a playful chop on the head when she answers and tell her she can stay.

Need to fix however she got in though before someone else discovers it.
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>>14677485
>Nice devotion to your waifu though.
Thanks? Honestly, the little hand-made figure looks better in person. It really is quite cute.

>>14677497
People who take commissions on sculptures are harder to come by. I tend to be much, much pickier with drawn artists. Also the sculpture guy's style seems more suited to a cartoon-y sort of design. It doesn't look great for Anubis, but still, I think it came out pretty cute.
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>>14677505
>Maids are a dull fetish
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>>14677473
If a manufacturer went through all the process to create a sample, they can probably reproduce it, a custom made figure of this quality will probably cost over $300

If you really want it that bad, try to send them an email about it, there isn't much hope but it's still possible
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>>14677505
>Maids are a dull fetish anyway
We're enemies now.
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>>14677505
I agree with you, maids are not my thing either.
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Tsundere tomboy cat-girls in revealing sailor uniforms.
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>>14676463
Download the alp mods, the corruption/transformation mods, and the sex mods, and go on the sexy corruption quest I always wanted.
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>>14677527
I don't know anon, she looks like wasted potential to me.
Just like her series.
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>>14677494
Keep on with the day, then see if I can get her to chuff when I come home.
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>>14677494
Ask her to vash my bowls.
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>>14677494
Feed her rat poison.
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>>14677556
Rude.
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>>14677516
>If a manufacturer went through all the process to create a sample, they can probably reproduce i
Maybe. WonFes tends to be pretty limited...like, the most limited limited editions.
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>>14677536
She's adorable.
I want to rest her head on my lap, brush her hair and clean her ears.
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You know who would make a good Alraune?
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>>14677087
>Hating a character just based on its creator
Nigga u what. I can understand that one faggot mary sue by an officecat?
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>>14675604
I'd say Wight, but it sounds like a Hellhound.
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>>14677601
>>Hating a character just based on its creator
Where do you think you are?
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>>14677614
Yeah, wight. I just figured any portals involving death would involve screaming or moaning souls
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>>14677473
I wish that was purchasable so much.
I just recently spent altogether crazy amounts of money on my first figurine ever, and now I feel that my wallet's opened up to the idea, if the product is amazing enough.
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>>14677620
Her pussy must look like a platter of lasagna for that to happen.
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>>14677617
Epic.
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>>14677625
Lasagna Barometz.
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>>14677601
>Giving Bob a fifth chance
How's about no.
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>>14677620
Only if it's Garfield Minus Garfield.
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>>14677601
It's a Bob character, she either behaves like a 3DPD-tier vapid cunt, has a dong, or both.
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>>14677556
>Anon orders his Jinko maid to eat rat poison
>She looks at him, confused by the task that has been given to her
>Anon stares back with cold, emotionless eyes
>She picks up the poison and slowly brings it up to her mouth
>Right before it hit her lips, she asks "Are you sure, master?"
>Anon nods, an evil grin forming on his face
>Tears growing in the corner of her eyes, the Jinko slowly opens her mouth
>In an instant, Anon slaps the rat poison out of her claws and leaves without saying a word
>The Jinko maid falls to her knees and cries in relief, she always knew there was some good in her master, she just had to trust him
>She quickly dries off her tears and goes back to cleaning, maybe master will headpat her if she keeps on trying her hardest!
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>>14677636
I'll take the one where Garfield is replaced with a real cat instead.
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>>14677391
Where do you live? I'm willing to bet I could tell you.
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>>14677636
>Garfield Minus Garfield rapes a monstergirl
>It's just three panels of a single, lonely monstergirl crying because she's all alone.
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>>14677620
>>14677625
>>14677644
>Enabling Bestiality
Disgusting, all of you.

>>14677636
You, you're alright.
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>>14677642
dunno, she was tenderdom
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>>14677643
>Her face when it was actually afrodisiac disguised as rat poison
>Her face when her master just wanted to make her fearoused
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>>14677656
Yeah, you're right. You're supposed to lick the pussy, not the other way around.

Also, you never heard of Realfield?
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>>14677642
People who make these kind of posts have only read 2 Bob stories or haven't read any and parrot opinions.

Sure he's written a lot like that but there's also a fair few that are neither of those.
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>>14677617
>>14677617
My son's birthday party
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>>14677655
I want to cuddle a Lonely NEET monstergirl.
I want to play video games with a Lonely NEET monstergirl.
I want to help a Lonely NEET monstergirl get a job.
I want to Fuck a Lonely NEET monstergirl while she ahegaos.
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>>14677647
England, within marathon distance of London.
I'm not even the guy you're replying to. I just don't really know how people get it. I know it's grown, and I've got friends who know people who can get it, but the middle bit is just a mystery to me.
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>These Garfield posts

What in the 9 hells brought this aboot?
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>>14677666
Or have read like his first five stories and washed their hands of him. Shame on you for lying, satan.
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>>14674630
how about a monster with two asses: an ass for a face and an ass for an ass. so she can sit on your face while sitting in your lap.
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>>14677678
Fucking genius.
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>>14677666
>Sure he's written a lot like that
And he'll likely write many more to come, probably with shit like Truckercores ending amplified.
>>14677673
I remember when I used to defend Bob. But nope, he burnt that bridge on his own.
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>>14677678
She'd just spend all day talking shit though
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>>14677672
Retards biting the hook probably.
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>>14677688
kek
>wipe that shit-eating grin off of your face
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>>14677669
Which one? There are a lot of them.
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>>14677672
>496x700
That's not the resolution I originally made that edit on.
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>>14677672
>pic

And so another kid was left to grow up alone and kill himself at 30, never loved.

Paladins are to be removed on sight.
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>>14677704
>And so another kid was left to grow up alone and kill himself at 30, never loved.
>Implying the demon didn't just come back the day after.
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>>14677704
No he got a nice Paladin wife and they are happy together.
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>>14677673
I don't even know what the first five are.
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>>14677710
With consent from his parents, i hope.
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>>14677712
But paladins make the worst wives.
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>>14676885
Why is this so amazing?
If you had to do pocket monster girls, I'd imagine it looking something like this.
More mini shirohebi when?
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>>14677715
>Perpetuating consent culture
I bet the fucking matriarchy did this
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>>14677672
So what if the kid just shoved the Paladin out the window and locked it?
Would he tenderly lose his virginity to the Demon?

>>14677701
Probably a Werecat or an Elf.
Even a lazy rich girl like a Wight or a Vampire would be great. Imagine a Vampire with a fat ass and just the right amount of chub in a too big t-shirt and spats laying on her couch playing video games.
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>>14677715
His parents joined the demon cult.
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>>14677663
The sex that would result from that would be out of this world
You would need re-education to walk after that
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>>14677718
I want a tiny Lich to just floar around reading tiny books all day.
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>>14677663
>afrodisiac
Monster girls with afros that induce arousal when?
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>>14677717
Why?
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>>14677703
That's real neato anon.
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>>14677733
Yup.
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>>14677742
Low sex drives, bigoted against all monstergirls, will force you to adopt their views, are human women.
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>>14677749
Whoah anon.
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>>14677749
Anon
Blue board
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>>14677749
>nip nops
Anon.

What color is this board?
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>>14677749
Do you understand the concept of blue board?
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>>14677749
imgur link?
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>>14677757
>>14677758
>>14677759
You guys are fucking obnoxious.

Not posting anymore
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>>14677768
Point at this man and his thin-ass skin and laugh.
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>>14677768
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>>14677768
What? What the hell did we do?
You're the one who made the mistake
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>>14677768
>We're obnoxious
>By being nice and not reporting you

You dense motherfucker
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>>14677768
Alps have thicker skin than you.
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>>14677774
>Every time someone posts the slightest bit of nsfw people spam this shit

Fuck off

>>14677782
>Reporting

O I am laffin
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WHY IS /JP/ SFW WHEN NOBODY HAS A JOB
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>>14677786
Come on anon.
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>>14677786
>Posts something that is NSFW
>On a SFW board
>People tell him it's a SFW board
>"You people are obnoxious!"
What is your primary malfuction?
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>>14677797
I post NSFW all the time and nobody fucking cares.
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>>14677794
Don't respond to bait/whiny babies.
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I think I fixed it!
Now to wait for the glue to dry.

>>14677749
Pajama is nice, does cute work, I wish she could get broadband so she could stop by these threads sometime.
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>>14677804
On what board?
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>>14677787
If we went NSFW then there would be nothing but touhou porn, some generals and the occasional aniki thread

Wait, actually we wouldn't change much
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>>14677821
Are you that same assmad anon?
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>>14677821
>You will never soar the skies atop your Doragon waifu
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>>14677473
>that ain't gonna happen.
Well, E2046 is doing one of KC's girls, it was even so popular it's getting a painted version. It's not completely impossible. I, for one, will continue to hope.
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>>14677827
What're you even talking about
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>>14677841
I think he meant to respond to someone else.
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>>14677814
Ya I'm just fond of Lich's design in general so I'm easy to please.
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>>14677841
Ah, you're just the guy that posts scalie shit. Nevermind then.
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>>14677814
You're a good man. What's next on your waifu plans?
>>
What was that NSFW picture which the crazy overly sensitive anon posted, anyway?
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>>14677855
Just a chibi-ish Lich with her nipples out.
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>>14677840
Yes, but the thing is, E2046 goes to WonFes, buys the molds, then replicates them in greater numbers for sale. They then do their pre-painted line as well for the extra mark-up.

That Wilmarina statue is actually by the same artist as the Anubis one I posted the pic of before. And while they acquired the Wilmarina sculpt, I actually did message their support staff once, and they said that they never bought the Anubis sculpt. And given that it was produced several years earlier, and has not reappeared at WonFes since, it's unlikely they ever will. And if they can't, the chances of getting it myself are...

I'd have to track down one of the guys who bought the sculpt at WonFes in 2012, and kill him for it.
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>>14677853
>>14677853
But I don't see a Lizardman in that image.
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>>14677854
Keep seeking out artists to ask for free art until I'm not-poor enough to buy more things.
I'm thinking a plushie next time, alongside commissioning some artists I'm fond of.
Will probably be several months until then though.
>>14677855
http://pajamafly.tumblr.com/post/130991651561/
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>>14677859
>I'd have to track down one of the guys who bought the sculpt at WonFes in 2012, and kill him for it.
Fucking... what kind of assistance do you need? I very much doubt this will be the last MGE styled figure ever, but dammit that one is nice. Should I mail you some bullets? A bit of mysterious white powder, maybe?
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>Sorting MG images
>Make cow directory
>Consider putting my ushi images in it
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>>14677859
They buy the casts then make molds of them to produce more casts. Molds are a rubber negative, not the product.

Also
>Not camping Yahoo!Japan auctions for stuff like that
Seriously dude.
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>>14677859
Oh, so that Anubis thing is an utterly unique sculpt?
Which means that right now, it's sitting somewhere alone, on a shelf, utterly cut off from the world. Darn.
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>>14677878
Make a separate folder for Ushi-Oni.
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>>14677878
They are more predominantly spider than cow, put it in arachne first then a ushi oni subdirectory.
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>>14677878
Don't be a pussy, make a folder for each and every race.
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>>14677859
You could ask the original creator of the model.
Not that you'd have much better chances, but offering to throw money at him for either the file or to pay for a one-time reproduction isn't a bad idea.
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>>14677883
No, it's a normal limited run product. E2046 are a bunch of filthy recasters. But when there was only a few dozen of something made or it was made for a con 20 years ago, then they're about the only way to get a modern copy.
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>>14677836
Riding a Dragon is tough work
First you must find a Dragon
Make her love you
Marry her
Convince her to let you ride her original form
Learn how to ride her properly
Finally enjoy your ride
And then take responsibility for having made her use up so much energy

Just get a nice Wyvern childhood friend, the whole process is much easier and I bet that they fly faster too
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>>14677878
I would fuck that Ushi-Oni or pulverize my pelvis trying.
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>>14677686
>Bringing up the truckers two years later

>>14677642
the hell is '3dpd vapid cunt?'
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>>14677881
Again, getting my hands on a casting of the sculpt is next to impossible given the extremely limited production run.

>>14677894
I've heard a rumor that some Doujin Crafters dispose of molds they're finished with, but I'd hope not...if I knew Japanese, I'd definitely message the guy about the Anubis figure.
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>>14677918
>the hell is '3dpd vapid cunt?'
It's butthurt for "character written like a real person and not an anime character."
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>>14677895
Oh, I see. Shame that the limited edition originals are so, well... limited.
Really would love to own a model with that amount of love and detail put into it.
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>>14677925
>I like women acting like cunts and cheating whores
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>>14677401
It is absolutely wonderfull. Make sure to carefully get that hair back on and then put her in a safe place to admire.

>>14677415
>>14677422
That's a shame really. It's a nice clay figure. Though did parts just fall off in time? Or did you handle it too much?
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>>14677920
Google translate, do your best. If you express that you don't know the language well they won't be rude to you.

Also, even if you could just get the 3D model file you could have one made yourself. It's unlikely you could do that very easily, and if the creator isn't comfortable with that you could pay them to have one made.
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>>14677920
>Again, getting my hands on a casting of the sculpt is next to impossible given the extremely limited production run.

And I'm telling you what you have to have is patience and to keep your eyes peeled. Usually something like that shows up once every year or two at auction. I've gotten things of similar rarity that way. But you have to want it and you have to keep looking for it. But maybe the repro folks will get ahold of one before that and make it a little easier on all of us.
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How should I feel about this Anon?
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>>14677943
>Stalk her for years on Y!A
>Sacrifice her to the Chinese knockoff gods for the good of all
We need a hero. Recasting one of these would have to damage at least the paint, right?
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>>14677944
Fuck. I'm in love with fluffy ears.
I just want to scratch them all day and nibble them all night.
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>>14677944
Too dere, I thought it was a cheshire at first
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>>14677933
People use it all the time with characters that don't cheat too. Hell people use it to describe Miia and the main cast of EMG too, at this point it basically means it's just a pretentious way of someone saying "she's shit."
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>>14677944
Hellhound are lovely, so hopefully quite happy.
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>>14677934
>That's a shame really. It's a nice clay figure. Though did parts just fall off in time? Or did you handle it too much?
Yeah, it came in kind of a fallen-apart state. I mean, he packed it in like a little butter dish that was stuffed full of cotton balls and taped shut. And the tape came undone in-transit, so there's no telling how long the figure was just kind of rattling around in the packaging.

>>14677935
>3D File
Well, there's a possibility. Even if he disposed of his molds, no reason to delete the data used to make them. It's not like they take up much space, right? Still though, even if I could convince him to give me copies of his 3D Models in lieu of anything else, where would I even get the supplies or means to do anything with that data?
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>>14677935
I've ton 3d printing and model production work and a master print for that would be about $1000. That's for one with fine print lines you'd have to sand. For .5 micron smooth printing you're looking more at 5x that. Really not worth it unless you produce a number of copies off the master to offset the initial cost.

Which brings up the point that the guy should still have the original master, not just the files. If you could weedle that off of him, you could get full production level casts made from it without recast imperfections.
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>>14677944
why she white tho
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>>14677953
They come unpainted and unassembled, anon.
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>>14677814
Perhaps use a dot of glue next time anon. That looks like a little much.
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>>14677953
You would have to disassemble it too and fix the hacking and cutting marks with putty.
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>>14677933
cheating?

>>14677960
I get the feeling people are using it for any character that isn't totally loving at all times
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>>14677967
You could probably make $1000 back easily, even unpainted. 5k is a bit harder for a niche market with no paint.

>>14677970
Right, full GK mode. I tend to forget when they're always displayed assembled and painted.
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>>14677962
>it came in kind of a fallen-apart state
I feel sorry for you anon. Hopefully future anubis figures have a better fate.
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>>14677961
I want to come home from work and get tackled to the ground by my Hellhound wife.
I want to hear the thumping of her tail as she hugs me tight and asks to hear about my day.
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WHERE ARE MY SHINKI MAIDS AND PET DOG GIRLS, MICHIO KAKU
WHERE ARE THEY
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>>14677984
Yup. GKs are the bread and butter of WonFes. It's only a small fraction that E2046 picks up for its KOs. And of course, the even smaller number that professional production companies like Alter and GSC pick up to mass-produce...

God, wouldn't it be a smash if Alter decided to produce one of the MGE kits that were on display one year or another?
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>>14677995
Are you sure that isn't a really big kobold
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>>14677996
>SHINKI MAIDS
Too small to get shit done.
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>>14677998
Kobolds aren't aggressive enough to tackle you to the floor.
And Kobolds don't haul you off to the bedroom to work off the stress from their job.
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>>14677984
1k for master
150 for molding materials
200'ish for casting materials to make about 30 at that size

Not counting the pressure and vacuum setup for quality moldmaking and casting.

It would be really time consuming but you would make your cash money back at about $45+shipping apiece. Smarter to put it around $75 and do a run closer to 100 though that will increase the cost of your molding and casting supplies.
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>>14678003
>Too small to get shit done.
Too cute to matter.
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>>14677997
>God, wouldn't it be a smash if Alter decided to produce one of the MGE kits that were on display one year or another?
To my wallet, certainly. At this point I really don't feel it's too farfetched in the nearish future if MG(E) keeps getting more popular. Of course, there's a lot of hopeful thinking there, but you have to admit.

Actually, wait. Someone get Tony Takmeme to draw an MGE styled girl. We can make this happen.

>>14678011
Yeah, I'd jump all over someone to shell out $75 for that. Paint never, but still better than the void I currently own.
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>>14678014
Oh man, that's utterly adorable.
Now I really want a whole team of shinki maids. Or just shinkis in general, really.
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Are lamias pound per pound the strongest MGs since their tails are slabs of HUEG muscles?

I know they got organs and stuff, but beig constructed by a lamia should be lethal. They probably weigh a lot too.
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>>14678026
Doubt it, since monstergirls run on ANIME.
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>>14678026
Probably not since there's magical bullshit to think of too. I mean, wurms which are totally not!lamia are probably the strongest of the ones we've seen so far, but vanilla dragon and ushi have got to be close in terms of raw strength and they'd weigh far less.
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>>14678036
This. When the strength of many comes from magic, muscle doesn't count for much

>Fucking two foot tall Baps are one of the strongest monsters period

I want to comfort a huge Jinko who lost to one in an arm wrestling contest.
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>>14678026
They might be up there in pure scle, but we have other mgs with magic and other powers as well.
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>Human sized dolls that come to life every night since you were a shota
>They do nothing but getting into your bed and stroking your hair and cuddling with you
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>>14678048
>Bapho
Completely forgot about those. They're really Mary Sues, aren't they?
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>>14678054
Could I get a trio of living dolls instead, 1/3 the size of a person who come off my nightstand at night and swarm me with little hugs and tiny kisses while I'm asleep?
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>>14678054
It's a good thing I don't have any dolls then.
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>>14678057
KC self-inserts as one so yeah, a rare modern 100% purebred Sue
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Master, it's getting late again. Why don't you come to bed and rest? You can always continue that work tommorow.

Now come and rest in my embrace.
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You guys remember that guy making the 3d monstergirl game? The good one?
Big Booty Kitsune twins were in the newest video post he made and now I want to know what monstergirl would be most into spanking.
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>>14678014
>>14678054
Dolls need love too, remember to hug and cuddle dolls whenever you can.
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>>14678065
If only I could, Kiki. If only I could.
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>>14678064
No he doesn't.

He self-inserts as the guy writing the in-universe MGE, who has a Leanan Sidhe waifu.

Bapho still OP though. Tight Loli Pussy, Highest Tier Physical Strength, Highest Tier Magical Strength, Leaders of all Lolis and Magical Development...
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>>14678065
>You can always continue that work tommorow.
Found the shoggoth.
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>>14678061
I'd like this, but with Arekishi proportions.
Hugs, kisses, and Paizuri.
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>>14678057
>Mary Sues
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>>14678065
Loving Kikis in nightgowns are the best!
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>>14678065
>Master
why do people like this?
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>>14678066
Kikis, just for their reactions.
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>>14678065
>Spoiler
You don't have to tell me twice.
That outfit does look cute, though.
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>>14678072
>Highest Tier Magical Strength
That's Lilims, Baphomets have the highest of any regular monster though.
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>>14678075
>Hugs, kisses, and Paizuri.
ALL AT THE SAME TIME. I'd need a bigger bed, but it'd be worth it.

>>14678076
The shoe fits pretty damn well. This despite the hooves.
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>>14678068
They're perfect yandere material, I like them.
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>>14678081
Now by that, do you mean cute yelps and blushing or "Please master, give me more"?
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>>14678093
Yes.
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>>14678076
Lilim and Baphomets are pretty damned close to the definition
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>>14678065
I don't want to. Staying up late messing around on 4chan is one of the things I can enjoy
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>>14678093
>cute yelps and blushing or "Please master, give me more"
Why not both?
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>>14678098
OP =/= Mary Sue. Learn the meaning of words before you try to use them to fit in.
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>>14678065
I'm trying.

Seems like there's a screen between us.
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>>14678102
For some reason, I just imagined a Kikimora yelping and asking me to "punish your foul perverted maid."

Is this what happens when a Paladin girl gets corrupted into a Kikimora?
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>>14678104
>Lilims are nearly Demon Lord level, all MGs probably wish they were as strong and sexual as them
>Baphomets have the tightest pussies, no other monster can compare to please their man
>Not mary sues
>Not the biggest magnets for faggots and their OC self-inserts
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>>14678072
>He's never seen KC's Bapsona
Hahahaha!
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>>14678106
Also sounds like what would happen if a kiki ended up with a mildly sadistic master. There are a number of possibilities and most of them are delicious.
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>>14678110
Is it wrong that I want to fuck a Lilim in every position, then take a shower with her afterwards and cuddle?
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>>14678110
Well, to be fair, Baphomets can't enjoy most theme park rides.
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>>14678110
Nothing in your post is Sue-ish. See previous post.
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>>14678114
A man of refines tastes.
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>>14678106
>"punish your foul perverted maid
Don't you mean fowl?
>>14678113
Our drawfags are the ones responsible for that.
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>>14678110
Lilims make sense being OP because they are all the daughters of the Demon Lord. They share their lineage and succubi ancestry. Not Mar Sues, but people will obviously make Mary Sues who are Lilims.

Baphomets are a race Mary Sues because they are only as powerful as they are because they are KC's favorite monster girl.
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>>14678114
I just feel like corrupted Paladin girls would want to be punished for falling and that would become a sort of masochist streak.
I want a to fuck a Kikimora that was once a Paladin until she ahegaos. Then marry her.
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>>14678117
pls no bully
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>>14678132
She probably would. Regardless though, one doesn't need a reason to punish the lewd maid, merely a penis and a few other miscellaneous items should one so choose.
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>>14678116
>He fucks NEETs
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I love Holsts

Just wanted to say that
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>>14678134
I'll bully baphomets with head pats and short jokes all I want.
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>>14678144
What would it feel like if I spanked her while my dick was in her pussy?
What if I tied her up, and then carefully oiled up her body with a potion to increase sensitivity? Imagine what I could do to her then.
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>Finish with sorting images
>So much cow

All rightey
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>>14678106
>>14678132
>Paladin girl gets corrupted into a Kikimora
>Her previous proud and powerful self being turned into a creature that is instinctively compelled to submit and obey a master who has now taken the place of the God she once worshiped.
Like something out of a Fatalpulse doujin.
I love it.
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>>14678145
Is there something wrong with that?
I'll fuck a slightly chubby Lilim who wears shirts that are way too big for her and nothing else.
Now I really want a Lilim with a bubble butt who lazes around and plays video games all day.
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>>14678153
>What would it feel like if I spanked her while my dick was in her pussy?
You can bet she'd tighten up and yelp every time you did, begging her master to punish her more.

>Spoiler
Christ, what would Lewdkiki have to do to deserve all that? Is it her birthday? Is it yours?
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>>14678156
The difference between me and a fatalpulse doujin is I'll treat her with love and make her into my wife as opposed to a cum dumpster.
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I just like the Lilim's art design. Is that so wrong?
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>>14678158
It's absolutely degenerate and it hurts to know only faggots and weenies do anything with Lilim
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>>14678166
There's a difference?
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>>14678172
Yes.
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>>14678156
Disgusting
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>>14678172
With Anon, the girls at least get to cuddle.
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>>14678170
I got news for you buddy, we're all degenerates.
That includes you, monster fucker.
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>>14678154
Cows are love.

Would Holsts encourage "Got Milk" campaigns?
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>>14678167
I do as well.
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>>14678183
They also probably don't die at the end.
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>>14678189
I wouldn't put it past anon to accidentally kill someone. They wouldn't even need to be in the same room for it to happen.
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>>14678189
Or have their children sold into sex slavery
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>>14678113
You dumb-dumb. See >>14678121

That's not KC's "Baphsona".
That's a Baphomet that some of our drawfags designed in a contemporary style as a Birthday Gift for him.
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>>14678186
Without question.

It's good for business, it's good for monsters, and it's good for you!
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>>14678162
No, the sensitivity potion thing is Saturdays.
On her birthday she gets a full day of nonstop creampies thanks to various potions.
followed by cuddling.

>>14678170
Why wouldn't a Lilim be a NEET anyway? They're part of a rich family, they don't need to work.
I just want a carefree life with a cute nerdy Lilim anon.

>>14678187
Oh man, I want to fuck those thighs.
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>>14678201
Aren't Lilims supposed to be busy taking over the world?
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>>14678199
It's good for a growing body too.
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>>14678203
I'm just imagining this as a sort of EMG style homestay program between worlds.
Except without the "no fucking" rule because that's stupid.
"My Homestay's a monstergirl princess but all she does is play video games all day."
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>>14678203
Maybe. But personally I want a /k/ Lilim who's fascinated with humanity's more advanced weapon and military technology.
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>>14672408
>Their mouth and vagina release viscous, sticky fluids

Suddenly I want a Flow Kelp to lick my ear
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>>14678220
>Flow Kelp ASMR
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>>14678220
>>14678228
Oh no anon don't do this.
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>>14678220
>>14678228
No, bad anons. You guys already got me addicted to ASMR. I don't need any more ideas.
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>flow kelp translation in a few hours
neat

>>14678234
>>14678232
>>14678228
>>14678220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TFHYxcpT4A
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>>14678232
>>14678234
>Gentle soft moans as she licks and nibbles on your ears, clinging wetly to your side with her fingers buried in her pussy, fingering herself and grinding against you as she wipers to you about how lonely she was before she met you and how she could never live without you again, how much you mean to her, all the things she would do for and to you
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>>14678236
>>14678246
...fuck.
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>>14678236
>Big Sis Lap Pillow
The only issue I have with this is that I have zero interest in ASMR.
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>>14678219
What other Lilims can we come up with? There's probably one for every fetish that isn't terrible.
Like Lilim Twins who use ASMR to seduce their target.
Or maybe a Lilim Maid?
Or even a Lilim with Holstaur traits?
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Zombie girls?
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>>14678258
I had the idea for a Lilim who lives in the Dreamlands alongside Nightmares but that's a stupid one.
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>>14678258
>Lilim with Holstaur traits?
Milk production and softness included?
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>>14678260
I want to go to the spooky mansion on the outskirts of town on a dare and get gangraped by all the undead girls living in it!
I want to surprise my friends who dared me with all my new wives!
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>>14678258
Hat Lilim.
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>>14678268
Yep. Her breasts are her weak point and her nipples are the weakest point on them.
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>>14678260
Yes.
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>>14678270
Who marries after the first gangrape?
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>>14678260
Yes?

>>14678283
Boys who aren't sluts
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>>14678283
The Vampire mistress of the mansion of course!
Followed by her Dhampir sister, her Wight adviser, her Lich scientist, her three ghoul bodyguards and all the various Zombies.
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>>14678291
You can't fuck that many girls in one sitting anon.
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>>14678303
The Lich is there for a reason.
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>>14678315
Even then, you wouldn't be able to handle all the pleasure.
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>TFW keep breaking promises to write
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>You will never ask your Anubis wife how her day was
>She will never tell you about the difficulties of managing thousands of slaves while they build massive monuments
>Complains about how one of her throne slaves "Broke down" and had to be replaced
>Asks about your day
>You tell her about how Carl from a few cubicles down keeps stealing your stuff from the fridge
>She hugs you and says if she was in charge she would make you boss and have Carl executed for his insubordination
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>>14678327
Welcome to the club anon, we have despair and sadness.
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>>14678320
Fucking watch me.
Actually, don't watch me that's kinda weird.
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>>14678331
Anubis wife is so sweet and kind.
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>>14678335
By the time the bodyguards get their turn, you'll be unable to take anymore, but they'll take it anyway.

You better get used to being watched, because the ghost that died a virgin will be spying on you the whole time.
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>>14678347
It's not weird if girls are watching a reverse gangbang.
And I welcome the challenge.
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>No Sabbath branch where everyone is a gyaru
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>>14678354
>gyaru
>violent puking
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>>14678354
Good, because that shit's tacky.
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>>14678331
Why does she have throne slaves other then me? Unless she's talking about the ones that hold up her chair.
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>>14678359
>shit taste
Opinion discarded.
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>>14678368
The ones who hold up her chair, yeah. Should have specified.
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>>14678368
Obviously.

[Dick]Throne duty is husbando exclusive as she relaxes in the comfort of your home.
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>>14678246
Oh god, the imagery.
Cute, clingy Flow Kelp is cute.
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>>14678372
Yes, I imagine a gyaru would taste like shit.
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>>14678359
>>14678362
>>14678372

>Not wanting all the sabbath to be gyaru
>Not wanting it so the whole organization dies off except one man with shit taste and his harem of nasty lolis

I for one support his idea!
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>>14678368
Yeah, obviously. As if she'd ever let anyone besides you so much as brush by her ass.
Only you, her loving husband, would ever be deemed worthy enough to touch her divine body.
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>>14678380
Your comebacks need some work mate.
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>>14678382
What a short-sighted fool i am
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>>14678382
Good, lolis were a mistake.
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>>14678389
Seems succinct enough to me
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>>14678368
>>14678374
>>14678386

>not knowing the difference between a palanquin and a throne

She's getting dickthroned behind his back, and the poor fool doesn't even realize it.
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>>14678104
Overpowered characters are fucking boring.
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>>14678393
Nope, reads like a 12 year old's idea of wit.
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>>14678402
Except your shit taste is well noted so I'm not sure how much weight your opinion holds.
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I want to hold hands with a yukionna.
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>>14678408
>changing the subject
3/10, you tried.
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>>14678327
At least your problem is not so bad, for me i have a massive Kikifaggotry obsession, if i ever were to begin a writefaggotry career then all i would ever want to write is about Kikis.

I like to think about good plots for stories whenever i can and it's weird when everytime i catch myself adding a random Kiki character to the plot, just because.

I think for me it's better to remain in anonimity rather than start writting and be known as a local meme as "that guy who likes Kikis way too much".
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>>14678415
In which way? You were just telling me what you thought of my response, it seems perfectly in line with the subject. I think you're trying too hard.
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Look at this adorable girl.

Who could ever think she is scary in any way?
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>>14678416
I'd give a list of all the stupid ideas I'm considering writing with no real motivation for the exposition but that'd be wayyyy too attention-whoreish. Moreso than this post.
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>>14678422
The sad part is: Some freak is gonna be aroused by that.
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>>14678422
I want to rattle her bones!
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>>14678429
There is nothing wrong with finding Bones attractive.
Bones are Structure and Support and Steadfast. Care for your Bones, and your Bones will be there for you beyond even the day you die.
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Reminder that even faggotcats have feelings.
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>>14673815
Don't care if she has big feet and hands I would love her with every fiber of my being.
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>>14678439
Maybe they shouldn't play with the ones of others, then.
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>>14676739
>we could've had a loli dragon
Why must you hurt me like this?
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>>14678442
Anon, they're just teasing you a little.
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>>14678443
>we could've had a loli dragon
Dodged that bullet.
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>>14678439
I want to cuddle a Cheshire and tell her everything's going to be okay.
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>>14676851
>100 shots for 1 heart
Holy shit. Demonic Energy is a hell of a thing.
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>>14678439
memes: not even once
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>>14676851
>spoiler
Hers or man's? She's a damn veteran regardless.
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>>14678439
This made me think of that semi-incubised veteran story, maybe the mother of that Chersire loli is like this.
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>>14678456
Alcohol may dull the pain. But memes are forever.
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>>14678234
https://mega.nz/#!sFxDQAoC!R04PP609qjNWm7UdIpiLXmBuI_WAM-Q4xKXMJCkcias
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>>14678448
Shit taste, loli is life.
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>>14678455
Some say that a jabberwock's true power lies in those hearts. That they can expend them to utilise their most powerful abilities, those that make them feared and revered within the Wonderland, where only the mad dwell.

Who can say what might happen if a jabberwock were to spend ten hearts at once? Who would even be left alive or sane enough to say?
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>>14678448
It's going to happen eventually.
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>>14678469
But that's wrong.
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>>14678470
They can probably spend them to push their husband's sexual abilities beyond human limits.
They also probably end up with a net gain of hearts.
If ten hearts disappear off of your jabberwock waifu before the full moon, prepare your pelvis.
>>
How about yandere crow tengus
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>>14678472
My counter argument:
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>>14678461
How would monstergirls react to a man who lost an arm during a war?
Who would try to bring back his smile?
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>>14678480
Everyone knows adult Freddy is superior though.
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>>14678482
A Shoggoth would make him a new one.
She'd even make it look like Venom Snake's if he agreed to jack himself off with that hand.
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>>14678482
First question, build him a prosthetic one.
Second question, probably the monster who took it off in the first place.
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>>14678480
>nothing to grab
>too small
Into the trash it goes.
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>>14678483
Wrong.
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>>14676580
Kelp.
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>>14678464
That's okay, I didn't have anything important to do tonight, anyways.
Thank you, anon.
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>Flow kelp slowly growing on the seafloor. Raises her kelp limbs and reaches out vainly each time a boat passes overhead, before going back to her monotonous wait.

>Eventually even her plant-like patience wears thin. She tears herself free from the sand and floats into the great unknown in search of a husband.
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>>14678488
>wide hips
>long hair
>shapeshifter
>nothing to grab
Nigga what?
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>>14678487
>probably the monster who took it off in the first place.
For some reason that made me imagine a human soldier and a Dragon trapped in a cave in and forced to work together to survive.
Near the end they escape, but the human loses one of his arms saving the Dragon and she has to call for help when she sees a nearby monstergirl patrol.
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>>14678499
>spamming your waifu
Nigga please.
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>>14678483
I like all Freddies.
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>>14678505
Freddy isn't my waifu, just a damn good monster girl loli. I can post non-freddy lolis if it triggers you that much.
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>>14678497
These profiles are starting to blend into each other.
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>>14678497
Oh man, I underestimated how clingy they are.
All the better, I say.
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>Wandering through an abandoned part of Wonderland
>Come across a huge-ass egg, probably half the size of your goddamn doorway
>Oddest part about it is that it has a myriad of magical runes meticulously engraved into it like a Faberge egg
>Pleasure runes to be exact
>Without any foresight you decide to give the egg a hopefully inconsequential little poke
>The egg emanates a deep rumble
>Bursting from the egg isn't the Jub-Jub you anticipated, but a seven-foot-tall Humpty egg
>A far cry from the borderline toddlers many Humpty Eggs are born as. This one sports massive I-Cups, thunder thighs, and oddly wide birthing hips
>Without any introduction the little (big?) woman (girl?) rides you like a Dark Elf in estrus
>Manages to split off more equally proportioned versions of herself, one chubby and the other muscular to join in the fun
>Decide to to stay with your Humpty egg trio to recreate that desolate area of Wonderland in your own image
Would you avoid fucking an enhanced Humpty Egg with busty proportions under the principal she's a few minutes old?
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>>14678497
I'll be honest, if I saw a Flowkelp reaching out for me I'd reach down and pull her onboard my boat.
I'd get stronger so I could carry her everywhere and keep a flask of water with me at all times to keep her hydrated.
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>>14678497
Too needy for me.
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>>14678502
>You will never save a loli Dragon waifu by pulling the pin on your grenade and punching into the mouth of a Crocodile
>You lose the arm, and the shock isn't helped by the caustic burning of her saliva
>But at least you protected her smile
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http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL
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>>14678509
Or you can just not waste pictures. But the fact that you resort to "Hurr triggered" tells me that you're gonna be a shit about this.
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>>14678521
You're the one bitching about a few image posts, not him.
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>>14678497
>busty yandere kelpgirls
Fuck yeah.
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>>14678520
Forgot to link, whoops.
>>14678479
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>>14678520
>IT GOT CONTINUED
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>>14678521
Do lolis seriously trigger you that much?
Hot damn, I'll keep on posting then.
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>>14678524
>him
Right.
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>>14678473
From where does this lovely thick little lady originate?
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>>14678517
>Loli
It's shit.

>You'll never save the haughty dragon you've been trapped in a mine with for weeks from being crushed to death at the cost of your right arm.
>She'll never frantically tear a part of her shirt off and wrap your bleeding stump with it before scooping you up in a bridal carry and crying out for help while begging you to stay with her.
>You'll never be found by a monstergirl patrol who quickly take you to a healer so you don't bleed out.
>The dragon will never stay by your side while you recover, and take you to live with her when the war ends.
>She'll never buy you the best magitek arm she could find because she feels that she owes you her life.
>You'll never be her most precious treasure, her husband.
Fuck.
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>>14678529
No retard, wasting images is the problem.
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>>14678090
Hugs, kisses and paizuri all at the same time?

She'd need long boobs or you'd have to be constantly bent toward her for those kisses.

Don't get me wrong - it sounds REALLY nice.
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>>14678535
>You will never the old Grey Dragon
>She will never give you a wooden arm hewn from the yew of the Yggdrasil
>She will never thump her tail when you tell her at least that won't be easy to petrify, telling you to pet her horns
>A woman's beauty
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I wouldn't mind being wrapped in a snake coil's as long as my arms are free
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>>14678536
>posting things I don't like is wasting images
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>>14678548
Yes, that's a nice strawman, but it doesn't change the fact that not every post you make has to have an image.
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>>14678154
Some people say on 4chan exaggeratedly say, " MY DICK".

This is one of those times on 4chan where someone (me) will be saying MY DICK sincerely and also getting slowly chub while reading this post.
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>>14678554
The images are on topic, unlike your bitching.
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>>14678542
There's three dolls anon.
One's titfucking you, one's hugging you and one's kissing you.
They trade off every few shots or so.
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>>14678555
The look on his face when he says "Yes" is the best.

Also cow tits are wondrous and I want to milk them for a living.

Nice trips
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>>14678560
Fine, we'll have it your way.
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I'm a few threads late but I remember this being relevant.
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>>14678567
Smug holstaurs are the best.
I want to see one grinning like a Cheshire while I pound her tits.

Does anyone have those lewd holstaur tomboy greentexts?
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>>14678497
I want to put a hose in a flow kelps mouth and turn it on to see what happens
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>>14678577
>Pepsi
Jesus, is there anything Alice FATBORN Fateburn isn't shit at?
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>>14678577
>Drinking soda
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>>14678577
>Pepsi
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>>14678513
I'd avoid Humpty Eggs in general.
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>>14678581
Imagine a Flowkelp surprising you on your birthday by laying on your bed with an 8 gallon jug of water and telling you to tell her when to stop.
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>>14678581
Make sure you stop before you hit the deviantart threshold.
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>>14678560
>Werebats
Storywhere
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>>14678156
But kikimora aren't compelled to submit and obey. They are compelled to be good servants to worthy masters, not slaves to them. They'll outright turn dominant if their master does not behave properly.
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>>14678602
Cute.
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>>14678602
cute
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>>14678602
Suddenly all those nightmares about things touching you while swimming seem all the more real.
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>>14678602
>"Husband... located. Initiating... physical contact."
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>>14678577
Canada Dry is the best soda there is.
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>>14678605
Are you implying I wouldn't be a worthy master to my Paladin Kiki anon? Because I'd get a job and then come home to our modest cottage to my second job as the C.E.O of lewd maid fucking.
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>>14678602
>that little heart
She's a keeper.
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>>14678502
This reminded me of a story idea I had a long time ago.

A guy wakes up alone in an underground dungeon, utterly dark, has to feel his away around for awhile. Eventually finds someone else wandering around with a torch. A group of strangers from far flung times and places gather, men and women and monsters, somehow able to understand each other. After the initial shock and tension, they decide to work together to get out of this maze and find out just what happened to them all. All the time the stones are grinding and changing all around them. Traps, illusions and terrible magic are everywhere. The place is unfairly difficult, like Tomb of Horrors unfair. But they persevere, becoming stronger and forging their friendship in fire. Members are lost one by one as they barely manage to keep pushing on. Ages later, the party is ground down to just one at the very last door, the survivor finally making it to the last room, a great vault of secrets. He finds a grand treasure and a message in the hands of a skeleton sitting on a throne.


It was a powerful mage, who worked a spell of summoning when he was sick and dying. This was his wife's dungeon once upon a time. She had perished at the hands of a monster hunter, leaving only a single egg behind, saved in stasis. He had reinforced his dark home with every protection he could, making certain only a group of true friends working together could make it through. He believed in the power of friendship and love above all else. Only, in his zeal he unwittingly made it too strong, each group summoned only made it more powerful when they failed, the spell continuing to draw new people again and again over the ages.
You see, he just wanted someone strong enough to protect and raise his little girl. After all, she's the very last Echidna.

Then there would have been an optional end where the hero takes the egg to raise as his own and leaves or smashes it as a final fuck you for his dead friends and the mountain of bodies this boondoggle created over the centuries.
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>>14678567
>Also cow tits are wondrous and I want to milk them for a living.

You and I could start a diary business this way. We hire a holstaur manager and two others to be milked. Manager and the other two get milked and do our accounting while we touch tiddies all day and take a few "samples".

Also thanks.
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>>14678602
Aw.

I wonder how she felt when he swam away
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>>14678593
It would be a good day, if a bit sticky


>>14678599
On one hand I just want to add a bit.
On the other I want to see how far we can go
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>>14678627
If she's got her kelp on him, he isn't swimming away.
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I genuinely don't get the appeal for kelp girl. She literally just drifts along and latches on to some helpless man. How can you have a life with someone incapable of any movement at all? Even plant girls at least have arms and bodies for hugging and such.
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>>14678620
>Then there would have been an optional end where the hero takes the egg to raise as his own and leaves or smashes it as a final fuck you for his dead friends and the mountain of bodies this boondoggle created over the centuries.
Oh yeesh.
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>>14678602
Adorable
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>>14678633
>I want to see how far we can go
Ho boy, that one always ends well...
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>>14678638
She's basically sea slime tier, but her drawn design is much more attractive. So she's more popular that way.
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>>14678638
Those with inferior tastes need something as well. Just let 'em have it.
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>>14678627
They're in the ocean, her stickiness is at its maximum. Unless he got out a knife to cut the leaves before she could restrain him he was fucked, literally.
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>>14678638
It could be argued that her kelp is her "arms".
Also, variable ass and breast sizes based on water intake and the fact that she's so clingy probably has something to do with it.
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>>14678636
>>14678653
I am strangely okay with this.
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>>14678638
It never says they can't move on their own, they just don't do it much. Especially when it is easier to drift in a current or ride on someone's back.
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>>14678638
You're misinterpreting. Her kelp tentacles are manipulatable, if rather weak.
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>>14678661
>>14678662
That makes it a bit more tolerable I suppose.
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>>14678645
Oh come on.
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>14678661
Imagine how great it would be to have a Flowkelp on your back. She'd probably nuzzle her cheek against yours and whisper encouragement into your ear.
Not to mention that depending on how hydrated she is, she can give you blowjobs that you can't pull out of.
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>>14678675
Besides everything? Not much I guess.
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>>14678675
Eiken tier breasts and an ass that requires four chairs.
This is what we call "too far"
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>>14676580
Stalker mermaid girl when?
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>>14678497
In my top 3 faves alongside Kiki and Hellhound.

Good shit.
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What monster girl lovers her hubby the most? What monster girl only uses her hubby the most?
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>>14678720
Why would she be jealous? She's way better, and any guy who doesn't see that isn't worth it anyways.
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>>14678730
All of them.
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>>14678730
This is all disputable - I don't think there's a single right answer to this since they fuck/love for sustenance.
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>Kelp profile released
>Zero motivation or action
>Just wraps you up and fucks you
>Clingiest of clingy yanderes
Nope. Interest destroyed. Pretty much the only good thing is the size shifting, and I could get a potion at a sex shop to do that.
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>>14678720
Should've gotten to the guy first.
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>>14678730
My waifu.
Your waifu.
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>>14678744
>yandere
I must've missed that part.
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>>14678744
What motivation were you expecting? They're lonely drifters who don't want to let go when they finally find a man to love.
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>>14678744
>He doesn't want a waifu backpack
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>>14678756
Truly, she's the anon of mamonos.
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>>14678683
Eh, guess we need to find out.

>>14678687
That's not that bad.
It would be a fun prank to play on then at least
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>>14678759
That's hitting a bit close to home.
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>>14678714
If you want a story write one yourself, or get latenight to draw her leering at a scuba diver from behind the kelp stalks
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>>14678767
If it makes you feel any better, I also received some recoil damage.
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>>14678758
Ha BanjoKazooie.
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>>14678065
Tell her I'll b in bed in just 15 minutes, I'm almost done with tomorrow's workload early. Then for the rest of the night and tomorrow; I can hang out with her the entire day just doing cute things like nuzzling, cuddling, and of course giving her the best head pats possible.
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So flowkelp is literally pic related?
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>>14678798
Yes, only even more gross.
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>>14678805
your gross
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Tallflat ogre leading a gang of impressionable loli onis.
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>>14678798
Best girl.
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>>14678808
I am most certainly not. Cleanliness is godliness, after all.
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>>14678810
>Tallflat
Petite is one thing, but flat?
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>>14678810
Sounds adorably pathetic. I want her to get challenged to a dance-off by a group of jive-talkin' Alps and lose in front of them, only to demand rematches over and over until even the alps are moved by her show of perseverance.
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>>14678820
>Kanbaru Suruga
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This thread shows a severe lack of best girl.
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>>14678828
>implying she wouldn't just beat up the Alps
Remember the natural order>>14672412
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>>14678833
>posting whores in my monster girl thread
stop
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>>14678820
She's perfect.

I'd like an Anubis who looked like that.
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>>14678833
No, I'm bullying the monoeyes. Alps are shit!
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>>14678836
>beating up the alps after losing to a dance-off
>losing face in front of her charges like that
>worse, teaching them to resort to violence like a sore loser

That's just awful.
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>>14678840
>implying monster girls aren't all whores
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>>14678805
you mean even more better
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>>14678842
Monoeyes are even worse.
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>>14678843
I mean she would beat up the Alps instead of the dance off. She's a big tough girl with no time for frivolous activities with shit girls.
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>>14678833
Seen this enough, don't care anymore. I've started to nitpick it. Looking at her head, her horns seem to be fused together behind her head.How? And her tits look like those fake balloons that pornstars get put in. What, did she not get enough semen to properly develop and had to resort to surgery?
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>>14678842
But monoeyes are even more shit.
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>>14678833
Alps are the most cancerous monstergirl in these threads.
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>>14678850
>>14678853
Yes bully them more.
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>>14678833
Maybe next thread.

>tfw I won't ever feed sushi to an alp with kraken tentacles as the meat and mandragora roots as veggies wrapped up in kelp leaves
>tfw won't ever hear her say how good it is
>tfw won't ever take a picture of her face when I tell her she's eating people
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>>14678852
You alright mate?
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>>14678833
>New girl's profile gets translated
>Wonders why people aren't talking about previous girls
>Especially one that gets shoehorned into everything
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>>14678833

Bah, Holstaur is best girl and you know it.
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>>14678859
>>14678867
Sounds like some people need a hug from a cute alp, badly.
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>>14678866
I'm fine. No use raging against alps since they're never going to go away. So if they're going to keep posting shit, might as well do something constructive with it.

Also, where the hell do her wings and tail attach?
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>>14678871
>a cute alp
Alps aren't the only monstergirl in existence, special ed.
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>>14678865
>monster girls
>people

I'm not sure that's correct.
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>>14678871
Get off my turf, boyo.
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>>14678871
Too late, already getting hugged by a cute and busty Flow Kelp.
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>>14678876
You're so tsun today senpai.
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>>14678878
Bring it, mountain hick.
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>>14678878
Literally every other girl is capable of cuddling. Hell, alps and succubi are competitors due to being able to cover more surface area with their wings and tail.
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>>14678412
I'm fucking pissed they can't be near each other now because Nube's spirit aura harmed her throughout all those years they happily lived together. Like, what was the writer thinking, god damn
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>>14678877
Dat's rayciss.
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>>14678887
>Succubi wing hugs
Ha! My dragon laughs at your pitiful attempts at hugging with those degenerate hip growths.
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>>14678891
So? They'll never stop me.
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>>14678861
I'm normally a sub, but the idea of one of those things handing me a hand full of wadded bills so I would fuckvher until her legs give out appeals to me. I wouldn't even take responsibilitu.
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>>14678893
That hardly seems fair, seeing as Dragons are literally the best.
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>>14678887
Flowkelp wins in that regard because she can envelop your entire body in her kelp for cuddles.
Kitsunes can do even better by wrapping you in their fluffy tails.
And I'd rather a Succubus than an Alp because Alps are shit.
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>>14678893
Polymorph, your argument is invalid.
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>>14678886
>>14678887
Sounds like your both asking for the cuddling of your lives. Better go get my huggin' scarf.
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>>14678893
>degenerate hip growths
But only shit-tier succubi have buttwings. Good ones have traditional ones.
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>>14678899
Actually, that would make everyone's argument invalid.
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>>14678898
Flowkelps are sticky and gross though.
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>>14678895
>"H-here. Take this."
"Okay so how do you want to do this? 'Human Sacrifice'? Maybe 'Defeated Her-'"
>"Hit me!"
"What?"
>"Slap me! Hurt me! Call me names! Degrade me while you use me like an onahole! I need thiiiis!"
Monoeyes are weird, but they pay well.
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>>14678902
Fool, my anti-hugging aura has been going strong for years.
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>>14678905
You know where the oil for Nuru massages comes from right?
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>>14678439

>Cheshireaftervisitinghernephewinthecancerward.jpg
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>>14678914
That's very different from being embraced by something that reminds me of a drowned corpse.
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>>14678903
Find me a succubus that doesn't cheat and use magic to fly. Those wings are pathetic and useless. Besides, dragons come with the perk of their bodies acting as giant warmers to keep you toasty as you cuddle in her wing hug.
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>>14678927
>dragons
>not cheating and using magic to fly

Actually that applies to pretty much every monstergirl. None of them have the musculature.
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>>14678927
>no semi-brawny /fit/ dragonwaifu to spot you on chest day

Fuck this gay earth.
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>>14678929
squats n oats
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>>14678942
>earth
A fance name for "Hell" you got there.
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>>14678927
>Normal sized Succubus
>With wings so large that they might even look a little large on a Dragon
Imagine the wing cocoon.
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>>14678927
But Dragons will steal your heart away.

In the bad way.
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>>14678929
There's a difference between magically influenced and straight up magic. Yeah, most mosters that fly have some magical properties behind it with weight and size and such, but dragons still need their wings to actually fly. Not one succubus I've seen that flies actually uses their wings. They just float around and hover.
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>>14678958
I'm going to buy my Dragon daughteru a 'My First Treasure Hoard' playset for her birthday! It comes complete with real* gold coins!

*coins are not actually real.
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>>14678961
Maybe their wings function as an organ than produces a gravity nullification effect.
Really, you can spin it however you want.
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>>14678968
They'll be her favorite though.
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>>14678971
But that's boring.
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>>14678968
They'd at least be gold-plated, anon. That way she can enjoy the lustre without the weight and responsibility, at least until she gets to be a big girl.

>Dragon with a scrooge mcduck level hoard that keeps one of the coins as a good luck charm from her childhood, rubbed so much between her claws that it's just the polished brass beneath the plating now
>No dragons getting into bidding wars on monster ebay to get the mint versions from their childhood
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>>14678975
>Anti-grav magic
>Boring
Bruh.
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>>14678961
>Not one succubus I've seen that flies actually uses their wings. They just float around and hover.

They do. That's just a cheap animation trick used for both demons and angels because flapping is complex. They do it with birds and tiny dragons and stuff too, especially if a character needs to stay basically stationary in the air.
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>>14678973
I'm also going to buy her the Knight, Thief and Wizard's apprentice action figures that go with it.

Then I can spy on her giving them a Smaug speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYOJZm0FXPw
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>>14678961
>Yeah, most mosters that fly have some magical properties behind it with weight and size and such, but dragons still need their wings to actually fly.

>Dragon who's exceptionally shy for being held and other things that involve hard contact, don't know why
>somehow always manages to escape even a hug
>Apart from wondering why she's so shy, you also wonder how can she fly, physics wouldn't add up
>Forget about it, if she can then who are you to tell physics wrong
>One day, see her busy with something, distracted
>Sneeki breeki up on her from behind, give her a hug
>SumminAintRight.jpg
>Managed to accidentally lift her like a feather
>Turns out she's insanely light like that one girl from bakemonowhatsherface, which is why she can fly
>While you're busy contemplating the implications on physics, laws of nature, and thermodynamics, she's panicking, blushing madly, repeatedly telling you that she told you not to do that

I want this.
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>>14678992
>Not immediately tying a string to her and flying her like a kite

One job, anon.
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>>14678968
>'My First Treasure Hoard' playset
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>>14678975
I won't argue that.
Why not make it more interesting? Maybe succubus wings are optimally shaped and developed to facilitate flow of magic through them. Maybe instead of simple tendons and whatnot, their internal structure is something completely alien, with cell structures and magical substances developed to transmute that magical energy into the actual phenomenon that defies gravity.
And by flapping or angling their wings. They can alter the direction, focus and area of influence around them to allow for actual movement.

Just how far are you willing to go?
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>>14678995
I'd tie helium balloons to her until she's neutral buoyant, then leave her in the middle of the gym hall.
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>>14678997
>Not just having them be vestigial and totally unrelated to succubutt 100% magical flight
Get on my level
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>>14679002
In KC's world at least they are necessary for flight, however magical in nature the flight may be. Hence why kunoichi can't fly, and neither can the amazonesses that have only one wing (some have two) and use their wings for fighting and such instead.
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>>14678996
>You'll never be the playground crush of a Dragon girl in kindergarten.
>She'll never stalk you until college.
>You'll never lose your virginity to her on the full moon.
>You'll never surprise absolutely no-one at the class reunion years later when the two of you show up married.
Fuck.
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>>14679008
Actually to amend that part about the kunoichi. They can fly, just not with wings. KC wrote about them being able to summon large magical kites.
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>>14679009
Now you've made both of us sad.
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>>14678958
They can't steal your heart if you give it to them first.

By which I mean confessing my love as someone who wants to spend his life siring her children.
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>>14677944
>Red stone of aja
Where are my pillar women?
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>>14678968
Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna take your daughteru away on adventures to exciting locales and foreign lands!
I'm gonna show her the pleasure of using your talents to help those in need, while making a handy a profit off it!
I'm gonna fill her head with imparted wisdom gained through experience, and her belly full of exotic foods and, occasionally, that butterscotch fudge my grandpa used to make!
I'm gonna be her favourite uncle before she's old enough to realize that I am a brutal, coldblooded mercenary only kept sane and on the side of good because I have a niece to set an example for!
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>>14679034
Murdered by Kars, your best hope is to find an image of pillar alps.
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>>14679019
Just imagine it anon. Her eyes just inches from yours, her tail thumping against the bed, her whole body illuminated by the light of the moon filtering in through your window.
She's breathing heavily, her hands are pinning you down and her pussy is mere inches away from your dick.
She whispers that she's always loved you and that she hopes you love her too and then drops her hips.
The two of you fuck for hours until you pass out in each others embrace.
When she wakes up she sees that you're right next to her, realizes what her instincts made her do and starts awawaing and worrying that you'll hate her.
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>>14678577
>>14678590
>>14678585
Pepsi blue is nice because.....it's blue!
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>>14679045
>worrying that you'll hate her
Yeah, gonna be honest, pinning me down will not endear her to me.
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>>14679050
I vaguely remember liking that as a kid.

On the other hand, I distinctly remember pissing electric blue a few times as well.
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>>14679051
It's the full moon anon, her instincts and roughly 13 years of being in love with you kind of went crazy.
She held back during the full moon ever since she went into puberty, but she just couldn't do it anymore.
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>>14679051
She only did it because she loved you.
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>>14679038
I'd rather work as a cold-blooded mercenary with my dragon waifu, thank you very much.
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>>14679055
Sure, I'm just saying.

I better get a break too the next time I get crazy.
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>>14679059
How very mamono of you.
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>>14679061
Depends, what do you mean by that?
Because she'll totally make it up to you by letting you fuck her doggystyle for as long as you like.
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>>14679070
That's not really "going crazy". I'd consider that a relationship standard.
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what we need is a classy salamander
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>>14678810
So... Goblins, but in a larger scale?
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Want to have some fun?
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>We pit our waifu against each other
>Monster girl MMA style
>Participants need to at least be humanoid to be able to graple, kick, and punch
I'm out though, my sheep girl waifu won't be able to hurt a fly.
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>>14679079
We have those, they're called Lizardmen
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>>14679082
Is that a deer? Count me out.
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>>14679083
>Hellhound
No-one's going to take the title away from my waifu.
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>>14679082
You better be posting something different than that same girl wearing a horse head mask or I'm going back to fapping to alps.
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>>14679083
Crow tengus don't even have hands, so she's out.
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>>14679088
Done. Easy.
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>>14679084
but can a lizard girl's tail light up with battle lust as the only to tell she's enjoying the duel?
I want to see a salamander enjoy a duel but keep her composure as she's classy as fuck

I basically want a salamander tha'ts Dudley from street fighter
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>>14679088
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>>14679095
A classy duelist Salamander?
I can dig it.
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>>14679096
I just got a flashback to Saltybet. Which monster girls can beat Dark Donald?
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>>14679097
WASPs (Wight Amoral-Sexy Protestants)?
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>>14679096
>no oirish Dullahan to make you hashbrowns in the morning
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>>14679081
Hobgoblins have tits though
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>>14679101
>an abundance of tranny niggers
MGE just became a lot worse
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>>14679100
Rare akuma lilim
a regular lilim is not strong enough and I'm grow a little hate for the stale meme that is chuck norris
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>>14678497
Oops, guess I did have it right the first time when I said they hung out on the sea floor.

Thinking about it, that makes way more sense for kelp anyway.

My bad!
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>>14679095
>Lizardman/Salamander mercenary with an extreme sense of duty and honor, obsessed with acting like a gentleman, who goes across the land trying for better and better fights
I can fucking dig this
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>>14679097
>A female plantation owner from the south comes back from the dead to continue slavery of dark elves

Why, I do declare, Mr. Anony Mouse, those human eyelashes of yours are quite dashing. Might you help me strike the fear of God back into their filthy heathens?
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>>14679111
>Rare Akuma
>better than Dark Donald
U wot?
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>>14679110
Nice reading comprehension.
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>>14679105
And a giant ogre worldn't?
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How does your brand new kiki who just impressed herself unto react when she finds out you eat Totino's Party Pizza and Cheerios with water for a majority of your meals?
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>>14679100
>Tfw I haven't been back to Saltybet in 4 years
Man, I remember when Dark Stryder was the replacement phrase for rape
Good times
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>>14679118
Please stop.

My penis can only get so erect.
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>>14679129
>tallflat
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>>14679124
I know dark donald tends to win, I just like rare akuma more
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>>14679130
>Implying I'm fancy enough for name brand shit
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>>14678513
Link to original pic?
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>>14679130
Just wait until she sees me mixing milk and root beer unironically.
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>>14679124
>Rare Akuma
I just fucking travelled back in time in my mind
This brings me back
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>>14679139
Wouldn't she?
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>>14679145
http://i.imgur.com/2o2rt6I.jpg
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What's the current most broken mugen character anyway? Not counting malware ones.
>>14679150
>tall
>flat
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>>14678199
I know its late as fuck but does somebody have the other picture that goes with this one? Where she's placing the 'order' on a table or something.
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>>14679099
>>14679117
Fully agreed
I have a thing for wild girls acting like proper ladies

>>14679131
If MUGEN characters got in to MGE, the world would be blown to hell several times over
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>>14679130
We'd both laugh at the thought. I can afford milk, dammit.

But seriously, She'd probably consider what I call cooking "cute." I'm not bad or anything, but kiki. >TFW getting shooed out of your own kitchen and subsequently shown up.
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How does one get jam all over themselves and not on the morning toast?

Fucking paladins.
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Ok, next on the list is oni bartender.
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>>14679171
These requests?
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Paladins are too high up for me
Ill settle for selling my lady knight friend to a lilim to feed my corruption boner.
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>>14678833
Alps are boring.
Should have just been part of a World Guide.
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>>14679118
Try actually sounding old belle Southern. Less hateful, more white man's burden.

>My dear Anon, may I call you Anon? I must admit you have captured my fancy quite fully in your infrequent visits. I find those bold human eyebrows of yours striking, and your dashing manner most agreeable. I wish I could stay here all day, sipping tea in such delightful company, but I unfortunately have duties I must attend to. The workers fall to malaise if they are not constantly attended, and harvest is near. Would you care to join me in a tour of my humble plantation? I think it would do them good to gaze upon a creature as handsome as yourself.
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>>14679130
Even I'm not that desperate to resort to those lengths. Though I doubt she'd approve of my mostly pasta diet.
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>>14679178
>Should have just been part of a World Guide.
They were. The profile came after. But agree. It was pretty pointless to do that. Same problem as the siths.
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>>14679117
If there is one thing I want to see now
its a lizardman and/or salamander drinking tea
must be difficult with hands like those.
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>>14679172
Nah, i'm going through my list of stuff that sounded fun to sketch based on cute greentexts and short stories.

I'm thinking about doing requests, but I'm kinda picky and would feel bad about saying no to someone's request to be honest.
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>>14679176
>Selling
>Not having her embrace the transformation at the last moment to help win the day while professing her love for you.
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>>14679189
Did you ever read the one about the griffon maid?
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>>14679190
You win, your idea is better
man I would like to see a story on that, probably wont happen
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>>14679189
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>>14679130
Hey lady. I may be broke, but even I can afford some real food. I'm enjoying a bowl of delicious turnip greens with some ham right now.
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>>14679190
>Young knight
>Not anywhere near completion of training/paladin level
>Has to sell her soul and body to the other side to protect the ones she loves
>Discovers she thoroughly enjoys all the things she never let herself do before and corrupts everyone anyway
There's something there.
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>>14679195
That thing already has plenty of .less art.
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>>14679134
But why do you want her? She's a mean old corpse that sips iced tea and nistreats her slaves.
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>>14679171
Fucking excellent Snibako.
>oni bartender
Oh baby.
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>>14679180
As long as she's treating darkies like tools and furniture, that's spot on.
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>>14679178
>>14679187

Just because they aren't pandering to you doesn't mean they shouldn't get their own profile.
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>>14679210
All I know of is that one standard profile pic of her
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>>14679195
.less already did plenty of shit for that friendo.
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>>14679198
The real question is what is it and is it a girl becoming something that's opposite her normal personalty or something that fits it perfectly?

>>14679209
Only so long as her confession is done right before sex.
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>>14679216
Alps are rarer than lilims. They're really not worth more than a footnote as a strange effect that occasionally happens where gay guys turn into succubi when exposed to demonic energy.
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Finger lickin' good.
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>>14679225
>Only so long as her confession is done right before sex.
What about during a confused rape where no one's quite sure who's taking whom?
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>>14679232
Well then.
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>>14679225
I like it when it fits with the personality
I only like personality switches when shy girls gets some confidence in them, or hyper bitch's get their shit wrecked
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>>14679240
That works as well.
Especially best if she realizes what she's done afterwards and burned off most of the energy from the change, leading to her apologizing for what she did before she's told that the guy liked it when she's aggressive.
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>>14679230
They're unique and cater to a fetish that people like. They get fanart and are one of the top 10 monsters written about in MGE fiction. Again: Not pandering to you.

>Alps are rarer than lilims

You have a source on that?
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>>14679235
I hate how forced alps are
I dont get the love for a succubus that once had a penis and uses yours as a plastic surgeon
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What would a mamono do if she claims a man that who is then utterly cruel to her and hates the very ground she walks on?
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>>14679248
Yeah, matches are pretty good, although I would enjoy a proud princess getting turned into a hobgoblin.
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>>14679255
Hopefully gets the message and fucks off.
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>>14679251
I imagine it's the kind of source that never sees sunlight and smells rather bad...
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>>14679248
>hyper bitch
I'm sorry that's a new one to me
explain.
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>>14679251
>implying I wasn't the first people to write nice things about alps
>implying I don't regret every day what that started
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>>14679212
It's rare to hear such a refined southern accent like that. That sort of thing is gone with the wind.
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>You will never enjoy the sight of your kunoichi wife and daughter going ninja kite flying
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>>14679263
It may be possible to reverse that y'know.
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>>14679255
Mamono mana makes sure that doesn't happen.
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>>14679250
Patrician taste. The only problem I see is that the confused bipartisan rape would be a bitch to write.
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>>14679272
KC pls, you say that about everything.
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>>14679272
Yeah, I'm sure it's every MG's dream to have a drooling puppet as a husband. Go home, KC.
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>>14679253
They are memegirls, like Cheshires are.
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>>14679255
>>14679279
>>14679283
Doesn't KCs setting materials say MGs will just leave men who are complete assholes?
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>>14679260
Lets just do an excercise

100+ true lilim and add monsters made directly created by the demon lord who are called lilim which is an unknown number and could be quite large, especially of you count the old ones like pharoahs

Conditions needed for an alp
>gay
>incubized

>9% of population in KC are monsters
>large amount of monsters unmarried
>takes years sometimes decades for all but the most powerful monsters to incubize husbands, indicating incubi are a fraction of husbands
>around 2% humans gay
>gay men would be unlikely to be enticed by a monster and probably would have been captured in the first place

Seems like an negligent number of alps to me.
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>>14679285
Murderous assholes, like Carnage or the Joker.
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>>14679272
At this point it's even more lazy than "Because of reasons, I guess".
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>>14679288
So you don't have a source and are instead relying on best estimate math. Got it.
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>>14679284
Don't put Cheshires on that level of forced cancer.
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>>14679288
I mean, I wanna give you probs for doing the math yourself, but that still doesn't look like a source to me.
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>>14679279
>>14679283
I fail to understand why anyone would want to imagine themselves in an undesirable scenario.
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>>14679285
>be a dick to MGs you don't like
>be nicer to the ones you do like
Sounds like a plan.
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>>14679285
Killers maybe. But that leaves everyone else.

Do they bother at all to try and actually get the guy to love them? Do they just leave in search of a new dick? Are they even capable of leaving whoever they imprint on?
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>>14679296
All the information used for the math is from sources though.
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>>14679297
And that's why people like you get blindsided when shit hits the fan.
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>>14679297
>undesirable scenario
What scenario are you referring to?

I asked the question because KC seems to just leave everything at "moar rape."
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>>14679301
Early KC was more like "After you get raped, you can sneak away in the night. Then they'll keep raping until a man finally stays with them instead of running away screaming and they'll love him."

Modern KC is "They fuck you and you can't help but love it. ENJOY YOUR NEW WIFE"
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>>14679304
Anon, it's a fantasy porn setting, not a life struggle
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>>14679302
I really don't feel like confirming that, so I'll take your word for it.
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>>14679297
the entirety of MGE is one big undesirable scenario
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>>14679257
there is paste that come to mind of a mercenary who is escorting this rich girl and they get attacked by a lilim.
I wonder what happened to it?
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>>14679310
Everything is a struggle. And struggles make you strong. And strong people can trade struggles for cuddles.

...What were we talking about?
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>>14679308
A shining example of world-building right here, folks.
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>>14679318
I think you were proposing being thrown into the pits of hell so you can have a yeti when what's left of you crawls out.
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>>14679310
>struggle
Have you even read MGE? I seriously pity the men. A struggle to live your life in peace is exactly what I'd call it.
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>>14679324
That does sound like something I'd say.
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>>14679316
No idea but I always have to wonder whether it's better to have a arrogant, but caring, himedere girl become a giant, muscled brute type monster personality intact or if its better to make her something like a tiny, oppai loli werecat.
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>>14679308
You can still sneak away, the effects of DEMONIC ENERGY are rather gradual
The bigger problem is being able to resist the temptation of pleasure after having tasted it, but if you can do that you can run off just fine
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I want to be an uninformed peasant who can barely bring in enough food to survive finally cracking and wandering into the mountains to commit suicide by being devoured by a monster.
And then be surprised when a cute Yeti finds me, nurses me back to health, and becomes my cuddlebug wife.
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>>14679320
If Mamono ex machina is the pillar of your setting, you do have to wonder if you fucked up somewhere.
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>>14679334
10/10 good end.
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>>14679232
Is there one with centaurs
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>>14679328
>tiny, oppai loli werecat.
What type? There's Shuz, Kaimantokage, Ishioto, Arekishi, LEE, and Cool-kyou-shinja type oppai lolis.
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>>14679325
A lot of powerful and sexy monsterladies listing after you? Truly awful.
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>>14679330
>the effects of DEMONIC ENERGY are rather gradual
Depends on the monster. Plus I think you're forgetting the Q&A where if a monster decides she likes you after a nonconsensual snuggle, she can follow the scent of your energy to the ends of the earth. You know why that's scary? They ALL like you
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>>14679328
brute monster hands down
be the kindest minotaur or ogre around.
or maybe something like a jinko or dragon.
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>>14679294
But it's true.
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>>14679342
Let's see if you still say that when your least favorite monster sets her eyes on you.
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Holstaurus eating a hamburger
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>>14679343
>They ALL like you
Not necessarily, many monster girls will only actively go after men they like.
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>>14679341
>Arekishi
I only recognize him so we will go with him.
Tiny, busty, and a little tsun when you scratch her ears and get a purr from her.
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>>14679316
It's unfinished, left on my pastebin to stagnate. and I have 2 stories I need to get out before going back to it.
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>>14679349
Since they aren't actual cows, they can enjoy the fuck out of that hamburger.
Hopefully it has swiss and portabello along with grilled buns on it.
>>14679353
You need to update your knowledge on oppai loli, anon.
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>>14679342
>Meet farmer John
>It's a nice day on the farm
>then come the hordes
>You desperately hide with your sisters and parents in the basement
>You do to reassure the them, telling them everything's going to be ok
>Finally the hatch is pried open and you and your family is dragged outside
>You're thrown to the ground and raped in front of your family
>The screams and weeping of your mother and sister remind you of their fate as well
>After this, you'll just be some mindless cumpump while your former sister will be hollow shells of they people they once were
#thedream
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>>14679328
>You'll never be the butler of a rude, arrogant Himedere girl.
>She'll never make you do things like be her footrest and dress her.
>She'll never send you to your servant's quarters far from her room because She doesn't want you to know she cries at night thinking about how she can't be honest about her feelings for you.
>You'll never be in her personal carriage one day when a Lilim appears to steal you away.
>Your mistress will never beg for the Lilim to take her instead of you.
>The Lilim will never agree, then bombard her with Demonic Energy until she transforms into a shortstack werecat.
>The Lilim will never look at you, say "Have fun~" and then leave.
>Your Mistress will never slowly turn her head towards you, then tackle you to the floor of the carriage and start riding you.
>She'll never tell you how much she's always loved you and how happy she is that she's able to tell you properly.
>You'll never live out the rest of your days happily with your now extremely Deredere shortstack werecat wife.
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>>14679356
along with frilled buns*
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>>14679351
The most common ones don't give a fuck though, like succubi, mice, devil bugs, etc.
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>>14679360
And this is why many of us just quietly ignore KC's bullshit and have head-canon, anon.
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>>14679351
I wonder what would happen if a Monstergirl had you at her mercy and just told you that you weren't her type.
Would she take you to a friend of hers whose type you are, or would you go yandere?
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>>14679360
>tfw you couldn't save them
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>>14679360
What's the problem?
>>
>Finally start writing again last night
>Make it as far as my second sentence before my computer seizes up and becomes unusable for about an hour
>By that time, already too tired to contnue
>Go to bed
>Lose drive to write
FML.
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>>14679363
sounds a tad fallen maidensy
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>>14679360
Makes you wonder if some of the less dickish monsters ever get sick of sharing the blame for these occurences.
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>>14679375
Lantern?
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>>14679385
Can I just have Charlotte's mech suit instead?

>>14679389
Hahaha-I wish.
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>>14679375
>Get back drive to write
>Wrench shoulder yesterday so it hurts like fuck to lift my arm
>On top of that, it's my mouse arm

It's agony posting this.
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>>14679385
Monster Musume and Rosario+Vampire's harems.
Minus the loli witch.
Don't judge me.
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>>14679391
Oh in that case, meh.
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>>14679385
Monster Musume.

I want my monstergirls damn it, not just human girls.
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>>14679385
You should of slapped a "and if there were monster girls, what would they be?" to make it a little more thread related

>>14679391
Pile bunker for the win!
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>>14679360
>MGU attempts to write
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>>14679403
>Pile bunker
Oh, wait, shit. Got the girls confused.
I mean Celica's suit.
Sniper Turret Spam.
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>>14679391
Sorry, gotta go for the girls, although it is a sexy suit.


>>14679403
Oh shit, I forgot that didn't I?
Let me re-write that.
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>>14679385
Monster Musume.

is anyone suprised?
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>>14679408
Cecilia's bits were pretty nice, although Laura was the more traditional sniper.
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>>14679409
>Gotta go for the girls
Bleh.

In that case, how about Blazblue's joke-ends? Can I take that harem? Except Litchi. Cause fuck Litchi.
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>>14679406
Hm, that one looks tasty, but it smells rather odd...
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>>14679406
>MGU
I think I've been there all of once to read something posted here, so I'm not sure what you're implying.

>>14679387
I'd like to think so. I've seen a couple examples in writefag's stuff, and KC made the Yeti.
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>>14679360
Kek
I love how people dislike KC canon because it's either
>omg, it's a hugbox piece or shit where literally nothing bad can happen to you
or
>omg, it's grimdark edgy dystopia where literally nothing good can happen to you
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>>14679420
>couple examples in writefag's stuff
Hm, can't say I have. But then again, I probably don't read as many stories as other people.
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>>14679416
while I also dislike Litchi, I want to hear your reasons
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>>14679416
>fuck Litchi.
I sure as hell would. Turning into a ren xiongmao might turn down some of her crazy, too.
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Redone because I am a colossal faggot.

So Anons.
We've all seen harem anime out there,even if we think it's shit, and I've come to ask one thing.

If you could have one harem anime's members as your own harem even if it's a partial group or even just one what show would it be and what would the girls be?

I'll start off by saying Infinite Stratos.
It may be shit but I love me the girls of it.

The main five plus Chifuyu and Maya would be a must.

Houki: Generic Succubutt
Cecilia: Vampire
Charlotte: Werecat
Laura: Golem
Ling: Goblin
Chifuyu: Lizardman
Maya: Wererabbit
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>>14679430
It manages to be both at the same time depending on how you look at it which is really fucking weird.
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>>14679428
You do know the real funny part is there's no difference in the sequence of events between the two views if they wrote that story except whether the guy loves it or is a fuckbrained vegetable at the end.
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>>14679431
Because she's a crazy bitch.

>>14679432
>Turning into a ren xiongmao might turn down some of her crazy
...a fascinating possibility.
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>>14679428
True, which says more about the setting than about the people criticizing it.
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>>14679437
Gah, misquote. This was for >>14679428
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>>14679420
I'm implying your scenario is biased crap simply for the use of something like
>mindless cumpump
>hollow shells
A tad emotionally charged over there, eh?
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>>14679428
It's hard to find the happy middle or rape and brainwashing. I'm not trying to be cheeky, but that's really what it comes down to.

>>14679430
A story about some Eros church comes to mind and ELHs OC sorta fits.
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>>14679416

I didn't even play CP. I just remember her being a complete shit at the end of CS.
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>>14679416
I don't think I could deal with the collective baggage of more than one member of Blazblue's female cast
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>>14679454
>I can still save him!
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>>14679446
And naturally, instead of just saying that, you had to go "Hurr MGU".

Emotionally charged indeed.
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>>14679451
This is okay.
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>>14679446
Biased is different from exaggerated. I was making the point that KC's setting could be interpreted as such. I think KC might even call it accurate althouygh it would be smoothed over with "MAMONO ENERGY makes it all better."

Isn't this exactly how it would seem to some poor farmer schmuck?
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>>14679459
Could get Nu, Mu, and Lambda.
They're technically the same girl, right?

>>14679464
Monster girl end involves arakune going dark matter.
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>>14679454
at the end of CP she's fully sided with relius who along with carl is trying redo the world as he see's fit. all in her fucktarded quest to still save arakune
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>>14679459
Really I'd be fine with just Noel and Makoto.
Actually, more than fine. Only really want Noel and Makoto at all.

>>14679435
As for MGs...well, Noel's a Golem already, and Makoto's a Squirrel, so...Noel as an Anubis just cause I think it'd be extra-adorable.
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>>14679171
You draw the best hips and tits, Snib.
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>>14679473
Maybe he wanted to get raped and be free of a life of toil.
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>>14679435
I'm going to go with the same harem, but different monsters.

Houki: Salamander
Cecilia: Wight
Charlotte: Kobold
Laura: Werecat
Rin: Hinezumi
Chifuyu: Dragon
Maya: Holstaurus
And the addition of
Tatenashi: Cheshire Cat
Kanzashi: Non-smug Cheshire Cat
Honne: Weresheep
Tabane: Wererabbit
Ran: Paladin turned Lesser Succubus.
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>>14679477
On the one hand, you could say that she is astoundingly loyal to her husbando.

On the other, you could say that she is fucking up literally everything in the vague hopes of saving a guy who has himself said he's past saving in his rare moments of lucidity. Not to mention they weren't even that close when you see them in flashbacks. Seriously, Litchi be crazy.
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>>14679482
>he secretly wanted it
KC, we fucking told you to leave.
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>>14679464

And endanger the entire Kaka clan and everyone else at the same time. I mean I know she wouldn't think of it like that because she loves him, but from an outsider's perspective... it's infuriating.

But like I said I didn't play CP, so my perspective is limited.
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>>14679473
>Isn't this exactly how it would seem to some poor farmer schmuck?

Yes. It's Fall-of-Lescatie-tier to a T. The difference is like this >>14679438 in the ending.

>And he happily fucked his sisters, free from all worries for the rest of his days
vs.
>And the brainwashed bastard was a cumpump for his brainwashed monsterized sisters for the rest of his days

The events themselves are the same. It's how you view them.
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>>14679482
>Implying each and every man there shares that desire
Obviously my example didn't.
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>>14679480
>>14679480
You just want to sit a dog-noel in your lap and play with her ears don't you?

>>14679483
You are better than this than I am.
10/10.

I always forget half the species in these situations.
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>>14679475
>Nu and Mu at the same time
Can't I just save myself the trouble and go straight for Izanami
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>>14679485
>>14679232
Not everything this artist comes up with is equally good, that's for certain.
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>>14679487
Like the another anon says she manages to get even worse.
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>>14679490
How can you be so sure?
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>>14679497
Oh fuck, I can't believe I haven't seen this image yet.

Incest porn when?
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>>14679494
Well, not "Just", but that does sound incredibly enjoyable.

>>14679497
>>14679504
>That combat outfit
She's a lewd imouto.
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>>14679489
No, the event itself is as much of a problem as the bad outcome.

Not every man here or in MGE has a rape fetish. He's not going to be happy about it. He's obviously terrified for himself and his family. Yet KC just smooths it over with rape and mindbreak.

I'm not trying to shit on anyone's fetish. My original point was that I pity the men there. They're absolutely terrified of these monsters and the only possible outcome is "rape and enjoy it" or "rape and mindbreak to enjoy it." Imagine living like that.
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>>14679487
I believe the funniest part about Litchi's feelings for Lotte is that he only viewed her as a friend before getting fucked up by boundary research.
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>>14679484
man if i had control over BB's story she would have just given up and fucked bang, her encounters with arakune would be sad moments of a fallen friend.

that along with ragna would not have been shat on so much, buttet would be more story relavent and trinity would just be trinity and platinum just would not fucking exist
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>>14679497
Well, I guess that works too.

>>14679505
She is a lewd imotou.

As for Noel, why not just use a kobold?
Or are you going for delicious brown?
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>>14679506
> Imagine living like that.
I mean, in-setting most people don't live like that since they either aren't aware that monsters have become girls or are so far removed from monster territory that they aren't a threat.
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>>14679514
>Buttet would be more story relavent
Yeah...right now she's just Tager's daughteru raging against Kokonoe who just kind of kicks her to the curb because she has more important things to deal with.
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>>14679506
I agree with you man, and that's the normal extension of how KC sets things up. But it's not what KC says. There's the disconnect. Old school 1984 doublethink.

You want to pile it on worse? Imagine if the humans knew there was no winning, no hope of victory, that in the end they would all be corrupted.
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>>14679483
It may just be because I re-remembered this series because of Infinite Stratos Quest on /tg/ but damn if I'd take responsibility for any girl from that show.
Barring Tabane.
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>>14679520
>Why not just use a kobold?
Cause I like Anubi. Even if it doesn't exactly make sense and a lot of their unique traits wouldn't exactly apply 1:1 to Noel.
>Or are you going for delicious brown?
Yeah, sure.
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>>14679531
Ok, I'm not really in the position to criticize considering that I forgot that dragon existed for a brief moment.
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>>14679522
This. Some people go their entire lives without seeing monstergirls.
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>>14679522
But that's kind of my point.
>>14679325
Being a man there would be shit. You'd live your life in terror of either being tortured and consumed by demons, or just raped and turned into a soulless shell (both Order propaganda). Now, they might be only girls with none of the soul-sucking, but the ordinary men and families don't know that. And on top of all of this, I don't think they'd all agree with the whole rape and forced corruption thing even if they did.

Humans literally have zero ability to live their lives in peace. As the thread is so fond of pointing out, they're all just waiting to be husbandod.
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>>14679542
For now. Let's not forget that things will get exponentially worse.
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>>14679542
Yeah, like us!

:D
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>>14679544
> You'd live your life in terror of either being tortured and consumed by demons
Again, you keep saying this but we KC as stated in his Q&A's that the vast majority of humans are completely disassociated an uninvolved with monsters.

He even goes on to note that issues like politics and the economy are much more relevant to people than monsters. Sure the Order has instilled a frightening visage of monsters into their populace but most of the world spends 99% of their life not thinking about monsters.
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>>14679555
Fuck.
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>>14679555
Oh well. At least I never have to deal with a monster I don't like.
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Can we talk about what monstergirl we'd most like to hold us close and tell us it's all going to be okay?
I want a tall Hellhound to cuddle and love.
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>>14679573
A kiki would do fine, as would most with scales.

And as much as it sounds like I'm jumping on the bandwagon, Kelp girl too.
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>>14679573
Of course things are going to be ok, I'm the one who makes them ok. What do I need her for?
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>>14679573
Mindflayer. after she tells me everything is going to be alright everything would be alright. One way or another.
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>>14679560
>are completely disassociated an uninvolved with monsters
How true can this really be if they've been attempting to drag you into extinction for thousands of years? Even a time of relative peace, humans aren't just going to forget that. They will certainly remember when the mamono push further into Order territory.

So yeah, you could be so far back from the dark realms that even your grandchildren will never lay eyes on one. You get to live and die in peace. That really doesn't do the less fortunate men closer to mamono territory any good, or your descendants..
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>>14679573
You sir have fine taste. I too would love and cuddle a hellhound.
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>>14679573
I'd rather do that to an alp. Having an alp be my emotional support is uncharted waters. I'm not sure I'm ready for a change like that.
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>>14679555
And yet some are somehow bothered enough by them here to almost declare holy crusades against.
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>>14678439
Wow. Never knew how much I wanted to see a faggot cat being sad. A hellhound feeling scared. A holst angry
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>>14679524
It's a shame because she is my second favourite character in the game, second only to bang.

especialy when she fills everything I like compared to crazy whores (Litchi), unlikeable little bicthes (Rachel and platinum) Gameplay induced rage (the murakumos), story black holes (CELICA) or just kind of "meh" (everyone else)

to keep this thread related enjoy this pic
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>>14679600
Why would you wish these bad things on someone?
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>>14679573

I'd like that with a Kejourou
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>>14679598
If they stop kidnapping, raping, brainwashing, drugging and corrupting people, I'll gladly welcome them with open arms.

It's really not too much to ask for.
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>>14679608
because we like broken things
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Good night anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to help pick up any sea girls that wash ashore.

If they stay on land for too long they get sunburned.
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>>14679611
But then it's a hugbox and that's bad.

Bit seriously, humans need something to love. Perhaps we could fix our shit if we weren't so focused on greed and hate.
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>>14679610
Imagine her stroking your hair while sitting you in her lap and hugging you close.
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>>14679608
I just want to see the insides of something. See what should not be seen. Like a Shoggoth crying.
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What'dya want kid, I'm busy with something called my friggin break.
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>>14679619
All while being coiled up in her hair that strokes gently as to encourage relaxation. And just falling asleep like that.

Perfect.
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>>14679630
Oh don't mind me, just taking your stuff maybe grind your pals for xp.

Carry on Ma'am.
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>>14679630
I'd drink her milk.
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>>14679630
My boss wants to talk with you about moving in on her turf. This is Werewolf territory.
And before you even try, I'm already seeing a Hellhound. It's pretty serious.
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>>14679428
If you accept KC's stated intent and ignore the inconsistencies it's the former. If you don't it's the latter.
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>>14679618
But greed and hate are what let us conquer the planet and exploit the rules of nature.
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>>14679637
The only thing getting grinded is your pelvis if you keep talking trash, little man.

Probably not worth the effort though, doesn't look like you'd pack enough heat for a girl to enjoy.

>>14679638
...Weirdo.

>>14679643
Boss is further up the path on the Steppes talk with her.

If you're lying you'll be enjoying a less free lifestyle if you know what I'm saying.
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>>14679662
RULES OF NATURE
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Alright, this is getting out of hand.

>>14678065
>>14678878
>>14678902
>>14679630
>>14679664

How much role playing as the monster girl are we going to do in a single thread?
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>>14679664
>little man
A little man at a high level. Regardless, I already took your valuables, so it's time to part ways.

'til we meet again, horse-bodied woman.
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>>14679500
Yeah, he's hit and miss
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Im of to show a kunoichi why "beat a nail with your hammer" is such a important song to me
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>>14679664
My boss just wants to talk territory, maybe an alliance. No need for any unneeded violence.
And I'm not lying. I'm thinking of proposing to her.
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>>14679662
But do those things make us happy? I've always found it interesting that almost every philosophical hypothesis on what drives people seems to focus on a desperate need to fill some need. Some nebulous hole that no amount of things or achievement can fill. My favorite described the human condition as a subconscious rage against our meaningless existence.
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>>14679670
The Yeti comment is hardly roleplay.
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>>14679573
A fuckhuge Werewolf.
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>>14679670
As much as we can fit. Then again, a little pushing never hurt anyone.
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>>14679681

Sounds like "I'm gonna hug you, anon" to me. How's that not roleplay?
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https://youtu.be/X2JgMniIpRM

I want a patrician /mu/-MG GF!!!

>TFW had a good excuse for being late
>TFW pushed open the door, the room was empty, all the people gone
;_;
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>>14679678
>human condition as a subconscious rage against our meaningless existence.
That sounds about right.
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>>14679678
>But do those things make us happy?
Those things brought us the internet and air conditioning. I'm going to go with yes.
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>>14679662
That was brain.
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>>14679683
Patrician taste right here. Big dog monstergirls are the best.
Is she big enough to pick you up and carry you or just tall enough that your face is level with her breasts?
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>>14679686
Some anon made the claim that Alps give proper hugs, and another anon posted a joke about a Yeti getting mad. Roleplay implies some kind of intent to satisfy both parties.
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>>14679694
Even the brain needs a guide, those will do it pretty much every time.
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>>14679690
Wow, I saw reviews for that album and saw it discussed on /mu/ but never gave it a listen. That song s pretty fucking great.
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>>14679692
And they are great things, sure. But will they allow you to die fulfilled? Eating and breathing make me happy in the moment but won't bring be life satisfaction.

>>14679691
It kind of does, doesn't it? Every invention, monument, discovery, all part of our desire to scream to the universe that *I* matter. It will never be enough because if we stop we fade into meaninglessness.
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>>14679692
And, by extension, monstergirls.
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I want to tell my Titania oneesan that the bitchy human girl across the street raped me
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>>14679690
>not harsh noise
>patrician
Which MG would Costanza be? Pretend I posted that.
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>>14679707
It could be argued that most people don't die fulfilled and wouldn't necessarily no matter how much love there was in the world since love is not the end all be all of the human condition so that's not the best indicator for happiness. On top of that doing enough useful things with your hate or (coming close to) satisfying one's greed is pretty damn fulfilling, so yes. This is pretty quickly turning into vapid internet philosophy though so we should probably stop.
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>>14679721
>love is not the end all be all of the human condition
Maybe, maybe not. I'd like to think it would be. But I agree, it's probably a good time to stop.
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>>14679717
I want to watch her cut a bitch!
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>>14679727
I too want to watch my titania nee-san sternly scold the girl across the street and then groom her dog as a sign of good will. No one grooms dogs like nee-san.
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>>14679690
Sounds like hipster wankery
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>>14674756
Everyone knows the spaniards are sex tier
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>>14674851
I only ask for restroom and shower breaks
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>>14679739
>Shower
>Break
Nope.
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>>14679573
Big Cats!
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>>14679749
I wanna cuddle a big fat cat oneesan!
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>>14679755
I'll stick with my mature loli cat ladies.
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I want to massage the insides of a kuudere succubus
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>>14679810
>Loli Cat Girls in China Dresses
Yes. This is good. More of this.
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>>14679813

I want to cuddle with a flow kelp in a bathtub filled with warm water
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>>14679816
I want to put a paladin in one
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>>14679816
Couldn't find any of those, so have this cat that needs love.
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>>14679830
I rather like how in FFXIV, the level 50 armor for Monks is a sexy china dress. Though with armored lion-head pauldrons on the shoulders or somethin'.
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>>14679830
I want to put one in a paladin, if you know what I mean
I mean a baby
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What's the random monster command for the wiki? I had it saved somewhere but I can't find it.
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>>14679841
something something main website /Category/Special:Random or something

I have seen way too many of those stupid rolling games.
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>>14679841
monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
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>>14679940
Is there a board just for rolling? It might be nice to have one. And yes, I know about /b/ and /trash/

>>14679948
Large mouse?
>The eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!
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>>14679841
>>14679940
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>>14679956
Butter-T a cute! And a stinky joo.
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>>14679956
I know. I was purposefully not being helpful because I'm tired and grouchy.
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>>14679690
>a patrician /mu/-MG GF
Only if she doesn't browse all the fucking meme threads which over 90% of the board consists of.

t. /mu/ veteran
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>>14678166
The world would be a better place if there were more men like you, Anon.
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>>14678497
Liked them before and and I them even more now. Flow kelp a cute.
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Dead.
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>>14679976
Why do they hate on NMH now?
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Undead alps. Their state has no impact on their ability to play first person shooters.
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>>14679573
I want a vampire to hold me close and tell me the only person I need is her.
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Would you spend a lot of time, money and effort to acquire the proper equipment in order to dive and find a lonely Flow Kelp on the sea floor?
Would you endure her over-affection and need for attention?
Would you make her feel that she is loved for the first time in her entire life?
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>>14680229
I just noticed she's stroking that fellow's back with the fingers she has inside his shirt while she feeds on him. That's super lewd.
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>>14680246
Nope.
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>>14680246
B-but I want to be on the receiving side of all that.
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>>14680246
I'm pretty fond of the ocean.. So yeah, probably.
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Uh oh. Anon's Holst waifu overheard him bragging to his friends about how much money she saves him on groceries every week.

Now she thinks he only married her for the free milk. She's pouting and refusing to let him milk her. Each passing day increases her breast size and brings anon close to getting smothered in wife when her lust finally wins out.

What should he do to resolve this situation?
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>>14680257
It would be mutual, both of you healing each other

>>14680262
>Now she thinks he only married her for the free milk
That sounds really sad, almost 3DPD level of sadness
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>>14680262
Hand her the divorce papers
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>>14680262
Well if providing something nice for her husband is so awful maybe she'll feel better about him giving it to the less fortunate.

Bring in a group of alps who proceed to use weird lust magic to render her docile and lethargic for what happens next. Have them hold her down and paint pleasure runes on her chest missiles so she's orgasming with every tug. Milk her dry. Milk her VERY DRY. When she can't possibly produce another drop of her tit nectar, give it to the alps as payment for their aid.

Rinse and repeat until the alps have become dire alps with F cup boobies and are ready to find a husband of their own, and the holstaur learns to stop worrying about dumb bullshit and enjoy the milking.
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Thank you wock, Gazer, and anubis fag for so much art

Wock especially would have fucking nothing without commissions

Thanks waifufags
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>>14679630
>Tilt my armoured head to the side.
>"Prostagma?"
>It took her until that moment to realize I was actually a hoplite.
>"Prostagma?"
>The realization that there's actually several thousand of my fellow hoplites behind me soon follows, making her break out in a cold sweat and start trembling.
>"PRO. STAG. MA?"
>She just may have peed a little when she saw the sharpened tips of our hoplons. And now she's crying.
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>>14680422
>the sharpened tips of our hoplons
Ah yes. The deadly art of throwing a razor sharp shield at the enemy.

My gorgon wife and I are laughing at your expense.
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Clang, your body rattles the cold metal walls of the barn. Milk me, she says.

She's a young adult Holstaurus. A virgin. It's physically impossible for her to produce milk. Milk me, she says, but you know what she really means. The other animals watch you with morbid intrigue. Your eardrums ring with the sound of your heartbeat.

Her face crowds your vision, and the cookie-like smell of alfalfa pellets is blown into your nostrils with every pant of moist breath. Milk me. "They hurt, but Papa won't milk me. Does Papa dislike me?" A fiendish grimace. "Is Papa scared of me?"

With demonic strength, she forces you down, and undresses you, yanking your clothes off, and throwing them far across the barn. Her body heat is cozy. She forces your hand against her chest. It's soft, almost like a marshmallow, but very heavy. Milk, milk, milk, she chants, grinding against you. Your milk, inside me.

Spring is a tough season on the ranch.
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>>14680459
Your gorgon waifu and you are clearly plebs, this guy can kill with his shield and more impressive yet, sharpen it, something you two can't seem to comprehend.
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>>14680484
Tough? That sounds like heaven.
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>>14680499
Why she wearing bell-bottoms?
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>>14680485
To even be able to find the 'tip' of a circular object with a very shallow dome shape, truly his mind operates on a higher level than mine.
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>>14680503
No idea, it's best not to think too hard about these things.
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>>14680509
I want to touch the cow
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>>14680509
I'm pretty sure I can slip in between her and the tree without disturbing her
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>>14680511
I want to bodyslam the cow!
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>>14680484
>papa
>daddy kink cows
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>>14674271
She deserves it more than ever after the last chapter.
Now you can add two-timer/slut to being a flat dyke with a shit haircut and 'le humphrey bogart' fashion
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>>14680517
>A shortstack Holst walks up to you in the street
>"Daddy please milk me, I can't take it anymore"
>She looks up at you with pleading eyes
>"Daddy?"
>You try to walk away but she grips your arm with surprising strength
>"Please don't leave me again daddy"
>There's tears forming in the corner of her eyes as she places one of your hands on her breast
>"Look I don't even kno-" you manage to stop yourself as you notice every monster girl in the area giving you dirty looks while talking amongst themselves
>"How could he abandon his daughter? How awful"
>"Did he just try to say that he doesn't know her? What a terrible father"
>"Even if he didn't know her, what kind of man doesn't milk a Holstarus who's in pain?"
>Maybe going along with this cow's delusions might be a good idea after all
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>>14679288
You're ignoring the humans in mamono realms that were once human cities, who incubize much faster. Most every man in all but the newest of mamono realms is an incubus, and that would include any gay men who lived there before it became a mamono realm.

The most KC has said about lilim other than ones birthed by the Mamono Lord is that it is rumored there was one human girl she adopted at some point. There is no indication there are a unknown number of lilim she created that way.
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>>14679290
Also people who consider hurting others and causing misfortune to be fun. You don't necessarily have to have actually murdered someone for fun to be a turn off for a monster girl.
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>>14680535
What happened in the latest chapter?
>not liking flat
>not liking her haircut
Shit taste fampai.
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>no art of Tenryuu as a dragon girl
Why live?
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>>14680596
It's not translated yet, but I guess she goes to apologize to Miia for what she had done before.
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>>14679343
Monsters only pursue particular men like that after they have forged the bond that makes them regard him as their husband. This can happen very quickly of course, but outside of races that habitually form harems it typically only happens once per man.

KC also allows that men may sometimes escape and the monster not pursue them. However, the memory of the pleasure the man experienced will remain with him, and eventually he will be likely to go back and seek out a monster girl of his own accord.
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>>14680580
I don't know. If I touch that cow she might never leave.
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>>14679368
Huh? Succubi can be quite discriminating as to who they choose as husband. Its a natural part of their personalities being as varied as humans. Some may take just anyone, others may be very particular.
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>>14680609
Her personality fits it too with how she always wants to be seen as scary.

Hell I'm surprised there's not much art of boat sluts as monster girls in general.
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>>14679473
I'm quite certain KC does not regard the "mindless cumdump" interpretation of incubi as accurate AT ALL.

Heck its one of the reasons he asked MGR to translate "spirit energy" as "mana" as he disliked the implication that monsters were draining a person's soul and rendering them a mindless husk.
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>>14680647
People are still stuck in the "sex all day" mindset when KC has stated that for the majority of monsters that's not the case.

Most are pretty reasonable compared to that and stick close to 3 times a day, it's a lot sure but nothing too over the top. There's extreme cases where most the day will be taken up by it but they're few and far between.
Thanks MGR/Gelbooru for those shitty translations early on.
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>>14680678
>MGR/Gelbooru
Er I mean MGU.
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>>14679592
Worrying and not forgetting are two different things.

Its been many centuries (around a thousand years) since monsters changed into monster girls, and thus many centuries since the last time monsters slaughtered human civilizations.

Thus for most humans such events are nothing more than ancient history. How much does the average person worry about things that happened a hundred year ago, let alone hundreds of years ago? That they worry at all is largely due to the efforts of the Chief God and the Order to keep them opposed to monsters.
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>>14680249
It helps the blood flow smoothly if you reassure your prey with affectionate gestures.
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>your waifu will never give you a nice dinner and then tell you after you ate it that she put her blood in it because she wanted to be inside you
>she will never rape you after because of how horny watching you enjoy it made her
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>>14680596
She hit on Liz and Miia in the same chapter.
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>>14680698
>you
>your
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>>14680727
>vampires who are obsessed with making you drink their blood
Lewd
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>>14680727
Nope.
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>>14680749
Latest I've seen is the zombieina one, how many after that is it
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>>14680773
I'm afraid this reaction image's meaning is lost on me.
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>>14680727
Blood is alright, but lewd juices are where it's at
Venoms and poisons are top tier too
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Lala is TOP TIER girl, along with everyone else.
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>>14680955
I always love a harem ending. You don't have to choose anyone because you chose everyone!
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>>14680790
Right after.
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>>14680975
There is nothing wrong with harems

But, to me, completely devoting yourself to one MG is the truest form of love
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>>14680993
I devote myself to one MG by getting more MGs![spoilers](Only limited up to 5~6 other MGs)[/spoilers]
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>>14681029
>Only limited up to 5~6 other MGs
8 is my ideal number but I wouldn't mind a few more or less either way as long as I had a harem of brown beetles.
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>>14681039
You're gonna have to please more than 8 if you want to become a Khepri King
I'm not saying marry them all but an orgy here and there might help
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>>14681039
4 is the limit for me, it's the maximum number i can possibly imagine in which you can have sex with them at the same time, higher numbers i can't just imagine it without girls going uncared for.

If i get a Harem i might as damn well have sex with all of them at the same time.
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>>14680246

>Reach the ocean floor
>Find a lone Flow Kelp and try to get her attention.
>She looks at you strangely, not having seen a diving suit before.
>When she gets closer and sees your face she gets really excited and latches onto you.
>You were about to leave like that when you noticed other Flow Kelp in the area who noticed what was going on.
>When you finally left the ocean floor you left with at least a half dozen Flow Kelp clinging to your suit.
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What if flowkelp could make her seaweed into a big, thick futa cock?

Just kidding, ticked! LMAO.
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>Hanna-Barbera's Godzilla had a kaiju made out of mutated seaweed.
Uh.
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>>14681055
An orgy is fine, 8 as wives and the rest get dickings on a rota schedule.
>>14681063
The nice thing about Khepris is that they provide a ridiculous amount of energy and stamina.

Plus they can join in by nibbling the ears and whispering lewd suggestions to the one being fucked to make her cum quicker. It'd be like a competition to make each other finish so they can get their turn.
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>>14681099
> It'd be like a competition to make each other finish so they can get their turn.

This is insanely hot, Khepris were already high up in my list but they just jumped a few places
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>>14681073
>yfw you rise from the waters as the swamp monster
>Everyone freaks the fuck out when they first see you
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>>14681112
As long as some meddling monster girls and their kobold friend don't try anything then I'm sure I'd be fine.
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Incubization makes managing a harem much more easier. A powerful incubus can use Mamono Mana in very interesting ways, in fact.

http://manyakisart.tumblr.com/tagged/Tentacles
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>>14681112

>All the flow kelps clinging to you beg for you to take off your diving suit, rubbing themselves against you already
>You're a bit nervous but you start with the helmet.
>One of them can barely stand to wait and lunges at you, french kissing you passionately
>You struggle to get the rest of the suit off while being kissed but you eventually get it off
>You swarmed by the group and entirely covered in their kelp.
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>>14681107
They've been high tier for me for ages too. I've always wanted to commission art that does the harem aspect justice but multiple characters jack prices up pretty high.
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Uh oh Anon.
That game you really wanted came out, and you took the weekend off for it, but it seems that the monster girl you really like wants to come over during your precious vidya time.

How do you handle this situation?
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>>14681162
Trick question, all modern video games are shit.
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>>14681136
>That guy's expression while he tentaclefucks that girl
"There must be more to life"
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>>14681162
Why, we play the vidya together, of course!
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>>14681162
Invite her to come play the video game.

Then inevitably get disappointed and bored with it in an hour or two so we can engage in pelvis-breaking sex all weekend long.
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