How would your favorite Touhou respond if she found out you were

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>>14668663
But thats impossible because I would never cheat on Okuu.

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Emotional eating. Especially because I don't like Fat Yuyuko. That'd be a sweet, sweet revenge.

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>>14668663
By getting her faced smashed in

If I found someone I loved I would never cheat on her.

>>14668663
Are you implying I'm female? Only women cheat. Because they are incapable of feeling love and loyalty.

But I don't have a 2hu girlfriend.

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>>14668685
I want to marry Okuu, I can't fathom being with anyone else

>>14668845
Bright was a terrible husband and a worse father.

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>>14668663
Not gonna lie, I would be tempted by Ran becuase of her ears and tails.
But I do like Yukari more due to her willing to be villified by pretty much everyone, when she only has Gensokyo's interests at heart.

Either way they would kill me and I would feel like shit.

>>14668975
Well then you're in luck because ravens are monogamous! She won't want to ever be with anyone else either.

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Not that such a situation would ever occur in the first place, but she'd probably restart her messaging service. Just for me. With various stinging and biting insects.

But how would it be possible to get married to Satori and not fuck Koishi every day? It's not like you'd have any choice in that matter, or even know you're having sex with the imouto if she doesn't feel like letting you know.

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Would Kaguya try to seduce me in order to get back at her?

She'd probably magic me to death, but I wouldn't do that.

>>14668999

pretty good spaceship captain though.

>>14669184
I love Wriggle but the bug-shit would have to stop if we wanted a committed relationship.
I'm an insectophobe.

Seija would love me even more

>>14669838
Being completely bug-free and being with Wriggle are mutually exclusive. She'd probably tell the more annoying ones like mosquitoes not to bother you though, as well as try to improve your opinion on them.

>>14668663
Satorin can read minds, so I'd never cheat to begin with because : 1-There is no way to hide it 2-She's my waifu for a reason.

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Suicide

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>>14668663
She wouldn't, because I never would.

>>14668663
"i guess we're even then"
my 2hu is sanny if you dont know

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I, ah... I'd just better not cheat, guys. For my health.

>>14669905
I want your waifu to be my therapist.

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>>14668663
my dick is going to be in pieces
but i just like sakuya, so unlikely id cheat

so many faithful husbandos in this thread

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I want to marry Alice and then cheat on her with Marisa so she kills herself.

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Not possible unless Suwako literally forced herself on me - in which case I would accept any punishment and penance.

>>14671122
I want to marry Alice and then cheat on her with her dolls.
It's her fault for making them so cute.

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I honestly don´t have a clue
you see, to cheat on Flandre I would need to obviously be on a relationship to her,and for that to happen I assume I would need to convince Reimilia I am worthy of that.
How could that happen? I simply don´t know. I assume it would imply alot of self-Improvement. years dedicated to the sole purpose of having that right. I wonder, could I cheat on her after that? It sounds really strange to me
Non autistic answer: She would probably lose whatever little sanity she had acumulated in almost 500 years