How would your favorite Touhou respond if she found out you were cheating on her?
But thats impossible because I would never cheat on Okuu.
Emotional eating. Especially because I don't like Fat Yuyuko. That'd be a sweet, sweet revenge.
I want to marry Okuu, I can't fathom being with anyone else
Not gonna lie, I would be tempted by Ran becuase of her ears and tails.
But I do like Yukari more due to her willing to be villified by pretty much everyone, when she only has Gensokyo's interests at heart.
Either way they would kill me and I would feel like shit.
Not that such a situation would ever occur in the first place, but she'd probably restart her messaging service. Just for me. With various stinging and biting insects.
But how would it be possible to get married to Satori and not fuck Koishi every day? It's not like you'd have any choice in that matter, or even know you're having sex with the imouto if she doesn't feel like letting you know.
Would Kaguya try to seduce me in order to get back at her?
Being completely bug-free and being with Wriggle are mutually exclusive. She'd probably tell the more annoying ones like mosquitoes not to bother you though, as well as try to improve your opinion on them.
She wouldn't, because I never would.
I, ah... I'd just better not cheat, guys. For my health.
my dick is going to be in pieces
but i just like sakuya, so unlikely id cheat
I want to marry Alice and then cheat on her with Marisa so she kills herself.
Not possible unless Suwako literally forced herself on me - in which case I would accept any punishment and penance.
I honestly don´t have a clue
you see, to cheat on Flandre I would need to obviously be on a relationship to her,and for that to happen I assume I would need to convince Reimilia I am worthy of that.
How could that happen? I simply don´t know. I assume it would imply alot of self-Improvement. years dedicated to the sole purpose of having that right. I wonder, could I cheat on her after that? It sounds really strange to me
Non autistic answer: She would probably lose whatever little sanity she had acumulated in almost 500 years