How do touhous feel about immortal loli vampires?

Annoying bloodsuckers. - Reimu

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Need more sunshine. -Reimu

>>14655332
>Reimu
>whores herself out for donations

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Cute Bat!

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The most wonderful mistress!

>>14655363
Hey, didn't you play EoSD? Reimu doesn't luke Remilia

>>14655384
that doesn't change the fact that reimu whores herself out for donations

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>>14655320
That image is too erotic.

Remilia is one of the most benevolent characters in the series.

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>>14655620
>benevolent
Not when you're fighting her!

>>14655797
She's a serious fighter.

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>>14655620
She's also one of the smuggest!

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What good is a vampire without a voluptuous body? Little girls shouldn't be calling themselves vampires.

>>14655797
>>14655860
I thought she was an easier stage 6 boss at least by touhou standards desu

>>14656726
I think she's fairly tough on Lunatic. Scarlet Meister/Gensokyo are two of the hardest attacks in EoSD put back-to-back, and Vampire Illusion can be nasty if it walls you. I have trouble comparing between games right now since I spent so much time playing EoSD recently.

>>14655320

They probably transmit rabies.

>>14655797
it seems pretty unfair that one side gets tons of hp and can spam attacks and the other is weak

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>>14655922
>not wanting to be raped by an immortal loli

>>14657282
Its not HP, its an abstraction.
She's actually dodging all your attacks with extreme precision, you're just wearing down her stamina bar until she nearly gets hit and has to bomb (spellcard)

>>14657286
but her bombs are better than your bombs

>>14657306
Nonsense, you're just not paying attention to the destructive nature of your own bombs. You've seen them hundreds of times. You have to focus on your opponent's moves and enter that trance-like state where it just looks like hers last way longer than yours.

I mean you play as Reimu in EoSD, then you can fight against Reimu in IN and see EoSD from Remilia's point of view.

>>14656726
A few of her spellcards can be brutal when you have bad luck. You can face Scarlet gensokyo and not have much problem and another time you get regularely giants walls of danmaku thrown at you. So sometimes even very good players die to it.

>>14655320
how often do they have sex

>>14657284
Nope, vampires should be seductive and mature.

>>14657754
Whenever they see you.

>>14655922
Slender vampire loli bodies are best.

>>14655320
I want to cum all over Remi's naked loli back and see her twitch every time she feels the hot ropes of thick cum land over her.

>>14655922
IIRC they have shapeshifting powers, so they could get them if they wanted, probably.
I mean if you can be a bat, why not an adult human female?

>>14657754
They dont. Vampires only seduce to lure in prey. As undead they are obviously sterile, Remilia and Flan even more so given their eternal youth they never developed to think/care about sex.

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>>14655320

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Gensokyo doesn't have enough of them.

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>>14662763
>Remilia and Flan even more so given their eternal youth they never developed to think/care about sex.
I imagine that over the span of 500 years, they would have found out that rubbing their smooth little vampire pussies feels good. And from there they would have experimented with fingers...

...ah man, I wanna fill up Remi's tiny loli pussy with my filthy lolicon dick! I wanna drain my balls inside her womb!

>>14671921
We all do.

>>14671921
I think it's more they never passed puberty or came in contact with the adult world, where sex is something to be desired.

I want Remimi to boss me around and drink my blood whenever she pleases!

>>14657282
Does it seem unfair, even though the "weaker" side wins 100% of every confrontation in every Touhou game?
You have the advantage of dodging with a small hitbox, and since the rules state that Spellcards can't be impossible, you as the player character have all the potential of defeating them.
Let's not even talk about how Reimu is the canon pick in every game also, and she's the one who created the Spell Card system and is by far the best at danmaku.

The rules of Gensokyo are actually horribly imbalanced in the player's favour in every game.
Junko had the right idea, of forsaking the stupid "spellcards must be pretty" rule and just trying to overwhelm with MOST DAKKA.
Now we just need a final boss who doesn't even use danmaku at all.

>>14672545
>what is experimentation
I would be very surprised if Remilia has remained ignorant for 500 years.

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>>14673014
Who doesn't?

Cute bat (OLD)

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>>14678778
Who you calling old?

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>>14655922

I guess that's why all the most popular animu vampires are lolis.

>>14662763

The entire point of vampires is "sexual predators".

They suck you dry while riding your dick for double the fun.

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>>14683746
You are a very sad existence.

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>>14683746
>>>/eientei/

>>14675150
anon i can guarantee that if a touhou game was made where your opponent was the one who needed to dodge YOUR danmaku, it would be way easier than any of the current ones.

why didnt remilia use her power to change reimu's fate into her sex slave?

>>14683801
So disappointed that the thumbnail boobs weren't full size boobs.

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>>14689412
remi has no breasts, only a cutting board

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Would you dare to embrace the young mistress?

>>14689146
I remember reading a doujin where Remilia transformed Reimu so they can live the rest of their immortal lives together. Being turned into a vampire broke the former shrine maiden so bad that Remi ended up regretting it. Not sure if it was H or not.

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>>14689608
I would.

>>14689715
http://exhentai.org/g/107807/23e87b4b71/

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>>14690204
Well, that was sad.

I want to tie naked Remi spread eagled to stakes in the front yard and watch the sun come up with her.

>>14689146
I am positive there are doujins like that. No good!

>>14689608
Hug the Remy.

>>14671921
I want to fuck Remi multiple times every day until she gets pregnant.

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>>14655922
Remi should always be a loli, but U always view Flan as taller than get and with breasts, even though she is younger.

I did not know how much my dick craved for chubby Flan with tits until I saw pic related.

>>14695199
*I always view Flan as taller than her

Fucking phone making me mess up.

>>14690813
i havent seen any of her using her power like that

Sex with the scarlets for the sole purpose of procre-

oh

>>14695253
Recreation as in we do it for fun. Procreation is overrated as fuck.

>>14695253
Sex with the scarlets for the sole purpose of pleasure.

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>>14695335
You don't want to raise cute little Remis or cute little thralls for the mistress if they end up looking more like you?