This thread is for all Hello! Project groups and soloists, old and new.
モーニング娘。'15『ENDLESS SKY』(Morning Musume。'15[ENDLESS SKY])
モーニング娘。'15『冷たい風と片思い』(Morning Musume。'15[The Cold Wind and Lonely Love])
モーニング娘。'15『One and Only』(Morning Musume。'15[One and Only])
アンジュルム『ドンデンガエシ』(ANGERME[A Complete Turnover])
Juice=Juice『カラダだけが大人になったんじゃない』(Juice=Juice[It’s not just my body that’s grown up])
カントリー・ガールズ『わかっているのにごめんね』(Country Girls[I know but I'm sorry])
カントリー・ガールズ『ためらいサマータイム』(Country Girls[Hesitating Summer Time])
こぶしファクトリー『念には念（念入りVer.）』(Magnolia Factory [Be Double Sure (with ”NEN” Ver.)])
こぶしファクトリー『ドスコイ！ケンキョにダイタン』(Magnolia Factory [Dosukoi! Humble but Bold])
こぶしファクトリー『ラーメン大好き小泉さんの唄』(Magnolia Factory [A song of ramen loving girl Ms.Koizumi])
上國料 歌レッスン,チャオ ベッラMV,ラベビタEX,研修生の裏側！ ゲストMC:和田彩花（アンジュルム）【GREEN ROOM#37】
The Girls Live 【Episode 101】
Previous Thread: >>14620697
Only objectively pretty girls edition please
I don't understand this at all. Is it supposed to be sexy? It just looks dumb, yet I can't stop myself from watching it.
>tfw i made that gif 2 years, 3 days ago
That ripoff of that Pharrell/Santigold MV/song is still one of my favourite Momusu tracks tbqh
Is there any question that this is the superior provisional?
miya has a room all to herself
this one's got my vote
Why creator sentenced us to life of suffering of "never ever"?
That aside, Tsubaki were really rough, but what else could I expect? You can really see how new they are to this because of their facial expressions. The look of boredom was prevalent, the worst offender being Risa here. You can see how they have yet to be properly trained to fake their enjoyment. Though it is very much also in part that they're not all very close yet. All said and done though, it wasn't terrible. Yumeno and Kiki really tried to make it fun. They were the most idol-y of the bunch. Tanimoto seemed like a natural at being kind of dumb and not all their, but in a good way. Kisora... is hard to read. Riko is still a little bit too shy and needs to raise her voice more but her facial expressions are great. Risa needs quite a bit of work. She looked like she really didn't want to be there. She's definitely going for a more stoic character, but she still needs to work out a couple of kinks.
I have the exact opinion as you are. The chemistry hasn't yet show in both factories. And about Asakura Kiki... she has a very pretty and catchy name, isn't she?
Asakura Kiki, Asakura Kiki, Kiki Asakura, Asakura Kiki. It's like combination of sakura flowers and kiki delivery's. I could say that all the time.
thanks for finally realizing Captain is doing nothing.
KSS really only tend to focus on singing and dancing so anything other than that has not been refined. Plus, they've been doing pretty much nothing since they've formed the group, other than a few performances here and there and that play. Check out their blog posts. They're extremely short and most of the time are not work related. That's why I said I couldn't expect much.
She's an assistant dance coach at best. Nobody is expecting anything out of her.
She must really love showing off her vagoo
Ayano realizing she's taking video instead of a picture.
You're not employing the same logic and you'd be legitimately retarded if you thought you were.
>Tsubaki were really rough
I still get the impression that they need a lot more work / time before they are given the opportunity to properly debut as a group.
with the factories, its like they put all the extroverts in one group (kobushi) and the introverts in the other (tsubaki).
but being an introvert myself and always seeing the extroverts get everything too easy in life, I'm definitely hoping Tsubaki eventually pull through and earn a legit debut.
I agree that they need a good amount of time to grow and and develop themselves, but I doubt they'll get that luxury, as unfortunate as it'll be. UF will want to debut them quickly. They'll probably announce a major debut at the Hina Fes in March, at which point they will have been a group for almost a year. Unless they want to try something new, which is rare for UF, they'll have them debut by summer. They won't want to have the group just sitting around for too long. Plus, the average age for the group is kind of up there.
Ikuta has been nothing but fake meme after meme from day one. The most fake of all h!ps, and that's saying something. Every part of her personality and character just changes whenever the last thing they tried turns to shit.
>meme meme meme meme
Keep saying that and maybe it'll turn out to be true one day
History has already proven me correct. She's changed shit she liked and the "funny" phrases she says and her character like every couple months. Only the dumbest of the dumb new-fags don't know this because they probably just started following like 3 months ago.
What's her current funny phrase to appeal only to the dumbest of the dumb new fags who started following like 3 months ago?
That's something they have done, in sarcastic manner.
Did she drop the "sekai ichi idol..." thing? What others did she have again? KY? At least the Niigaki fandom hasn't gone anywhere.
Maybe make a golf related gag.
Only reason she became a fake fan of her is because her original fake oshi had to graduate and then ikuta had to keep up her idol lover character. She didn't even pretend to give a shit about gaki before, only after yuuka left. The fakest idol and you'd have to be retarded to think she actually gives a shit about niigaki other than as a way to build a character and leech some of her old fans.
"Sarcastic" doesn't really describe well it as it's all been in good humour with no malice. The faggot is basically blaming her for standing out when his miserable oshi can't.
And before he mentions
Maeda, would any self-respecting idol associate herself with someone who has gone whoring in front of Tsunku?
No personality even close to being genuine or being a personality that a human could legitimately have. 100% manufactured and changes based on whether or not her new meme is working or not. At least the other girls pick one character and stay with it and their personality isn't that of an alien's.
You wouldn't call this genuine?
She's not a very good idol. But that's kind of her charm. Also I like how serious she gets when she's doing something she knows she's good at, like golf or gymnastics.
She won't call anything genuine if it involves Ikuta or anyone she dislikes, your should know that by now.
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Post h!p who'd be still popular at her school eventhough if she wasn't an idol.
You know she was. It's those sweet, sweet compliments.
Risako is a huge self bitch and I hate her. She would probably only hold the baby to take pictures with and then pass it off to a nanny while she goes and hangs with fags and gutter DJs at shit bars and clubs. Her new "friends".
Don't worry, Yuka! I'll protect you from the big, bad ballons!
Hyadain bringing his A-game like always. What a great song. I almost wish another group got it, but Kobushi really need a good song. The late Golden/early Platinum taste is a great plus too.
>Pocket Morning Angerme Weekly Q&A (1/20/2016)
>Q: If you were going to produce a photobook, who would be your model and what kind of photos would you take?
just do a Alo-Hello! ANGERME already, and put us out of our misery!
It doesn't make sense on any level and you just said it because people are posting about berryz members and you can't actually contribute anything useful to the thread so you just shit up the place.
Tbh, I haven't actually read the thread. I was just watching an old h!p concert (ktkr 2012) and berryz members were constantly ruining my enjoyment of it. So I came to this cesspool of poor taste to air my grievances.
Just proving that you're a retard for thinking 2012 is a long time ago for h!p. You probably want to see it that way so that you can classify yourself as an old-fag when in reality that's still new-fag city.
(I won and argument on the internet!)
I don't get to hear her voice enough. It's almost unfair.
I think you might be in love.
Life is never fair.
I've thought about it before, and I probably am, but it's sad to admit it, so I tend not think about it that way. It also makes me feel like scum because how could I love more than one person in this way at the same time.
I'm not sure if polyamory/polygamy is possible in Japan.
How many idols do you think you would be able to keep satisfied?
But maybe it's strong infatuation after all, that might bloom into love if it got the chance. Human follies.
This sounds like every other "funk" song Shunsuke's arranged since 2013, only even more phoned in. It's a shame because I love Hyadain's work and I actually do like a lot of Shunsuke's songs, but this is just boring.
And why do they keep making Kobushi do the growl-singing thing? It was awful when Takahashi and Niigaki did it, and it's awful now.
Momusu's latest single also got a vinyl release!
I'll scan it like usual.
On an unrelated note where can I buy those singles box sets new?
I'm sure it's going to be great. Did you not like Fuku's? She has such a surprisingly fit torso.
She's been pubing for a while.
Are you dropbox guy? What happened to the digital books?
>Did you not like Fuku's? She has such a surprisingly fit torso.
It's not that I don't like them, they just somehow feel like the same thing over and over again save for the occasional neat shot like this one (I'm presuming it's also the same one you're talking about when you say she has a fit torso, which is quite telling for the rest of the book).
Pretty much anyone who doesn't have on already would have been interesting, but out of MM Ikuta and Oda are ones I'd really like to see, in general Yamaki and Inaba, but they're new and photobooks should be just a matter of time.
Might not need but certainly deserves
Is it possible for current H!P to hold sport festival in big stadium?
>Whose PB were you hoping for?
Momo! her last one was 4yrs ago.
Buono!、研修生歌唱オーデ、Juice=Juice、チャオベラの裏側！ ゲストMC:嗣永桃子（カントリー・ガールズ）【GREEN ROOM#38】
Yo Momo-bro. Me just watch HP dvd mag vol 47&48. Why Momo didn't talk? Did she got tsunku cancer?
Is it that hard to make a search on H!O? If you're an autist who refuses to use H!O for anything, I can't help you.
I see, still funny tho how she interact with the rest of the countries. Absolute professional that lass is. I guess angry-anon being angry and helpful had provide you the link >>14648407
and english is my 1st language
Your once annoying bratty sister now starting to look pretty cute.
poor Kaga. will her idol story end up being a tragic tale? or does she still have a chance of debuting in a group?
Yahoo Auction would be your best bet but after this long, I doubt you'll find them. I just checked and didn't see any for that one, Arekore Shitai, or even Wonderful World. You'll have to check repeatedly.
A mouth like Erika Miyoshi...
A voice like MaiMai's, only deeper...
Letting her blow back up was such a mistake.
Didn't you faggots see those educational videos put out by h!p as to how to use forwarding services? If you don't buy directly from the store you are literally buying goods absolutely completely covered in semen.
Do you have a Facebook account? Look for the Idol Swap group. They do all kinds of group orders for singles and e-Lineup, fanclub, physical store, etc. I've been using it for a couple of years now. It's great, but slightly cancerous. And it usually ends up being cheaper than other middle man services. If they're not doing a group order or you want something right away, there's a guy who runs a business called No Country for Tall Men. He's a self-important snark sometimes but good.
I've had my eyes on that cow since she did that one shoot and made Sengoku and Kikka look smalltime. Glad to see her get more attention.
I'd happily let them beat me senseless.
Is it weird to want cute girls to be mean to you sometimes and hurt you physically?
Fucking kill me.
How do you say "Please make me pregnant" in Japanese. This is important.
Well, sometime I want certain idol to bite me while grabbing my cock
Maki went to a Takashi Murakami art exhibit because she's totally into art art stuff. Took her kid with her. Never too early to teach your seed about the fine arts.
Murota probably gives some pretty wild kissies.
She talks about zombies and stuff.
Please do not sexualize the Muro.
She can do that all by herself.
The sensei actually did the right thing by not putting her in one of those singing groups for once. They’ve been spoiling her like crazy always making her the center thus giving her this gigantic ego thinking she deserves to debut because shes superior to everyone. Its a good wake up call for Kaga and she should just gtfo of Hp and let others take the spotlight, shes had enough chances.
Making her center and having her sing big parts just gives false hopes of debuting. She seems like the stubborn type who will never leave kss unless someone tells her straight out she sucks.
Japanese women don't wear jeans often enough.
Damn right son.
When they wear denim it's too often these shortpants or skirts.
I want stargaze with this goofball.
Haha, every single time. Any time there's a KSS basher it's you. So easy. So angry that no one likes your low quality idol. So jealous that KSS actually has a future and Ikuta blew hers.
no every time someone shits on the KSS you cry about ikuta-fag. besides that nakanishi-woman there is no actual ikuta-fag.
in fact you are a bigger ikuta-fag than most people here.
Literally goes against everything ikuta-fag, you, said in the past. Hell, you even claimed there were tons of people here who liked her here in order to build a fake fanbase here to make people think she's popular so that they'll talk about her.
>They'll do better with their opportunity than Ikuta did with hers.
yeah, we can calearly see how much bigger of an impact Frampt is leaving as an Oha-girl compared to Ikuta.
Ikuta was oha girl for 8 months, fucking embarassing. They wanted that shit gone. Rei's been at it about 10 months and is still going. That should tell you the difference in quality between idols.
Does 8 months equal two years? Why wouldn't they have kept her on? They only reason she got the just was because Saki had to go because of the whole boyfriend thing and so they had to scramble for a replacement and since Ikuta was written to be an interesting or funny character for H!P, they proposed her to them. Little did they know the shit they were getting in to and they bailed fast.
Do you think just because no one got the pictures until later that she wasn't fucking around and UF didn't know about it? They found out, fired her, and then someone got the pictures somehow, maybe the bf leaked them or someone close to them did, in order to make some money. They wouldn't have done it when she was working because they didn't want to hurt her career in h!p directly if they were a friend or bf who sort of liked her. UF investigated and found out on their own power, the pictures came out later when it didn't matter.
They could have kept her on but they didn't. Like I said, best excuse they had at the time to have a reason to kick her out without it being embarrassing to everyone.
Matsuura fucked around for 15 years and UF knew.
They only make them leave if the public finds out. see Mari, Fujimoto and Kanna.
you don't know anything about H!P. stick to your shit topic of literal meaning of characters of your shit KSS's names.
oha girls are cycled out everyone one or two years during the school graduation season.
brownsaki quit in the middle of oha girl maple's second year and ufa gave them erina as a sub/replacement. it didn't matter who they used, they would've been replaced in march/april of 2012
Do you really think they would make Matsuura fucking Aya leave? They knew and didn't give a shit because she was Matsuura fucking Aya.
>only if the public finds out
Shouldn't Miya have been gone then?
You mean the only people who give a shit about idols found out? Shouldn't this be considered "the public" in regards to idols because if an idol is being a whore that's a huge mark against her among wota and makes the company look like shit in their eyes? What grandma and average normal-fag salary man thinks doesn't matter unless she's some huge idol like Matsuura Aya that everyone in every demographic likes. Miya is small time so her being a whore would only matter to wota. If you said that she was a whore to the public at large they'd just be like "Who?"