She's attacking your weak point for massive damage.
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
I can't wait until it's a new Lamia girl so I can throw a fit.
I'm gonna be typing in caps, commissioning art of that bitch, the whole deal.
I just realized basically every dog monstergirl has a Cat counterpart, or at least we've assigned them as counterparts.
>Werewolf and Werecat
>Kobold and Nekomata
>Hellhound and Cheshire Cat
I want to have a Sevensome with a Hellhound, a Cheshire Cat, a Kobold, a Nekomata, a Werewolf, and a Werecat. I don't care if I'm left a panting dehydrated wreck afterwards because that cuddlepile would be worth it.
>Tfw no assburger memecat to cuck you
giving surprise headpats to and watching their reaction as they get flustered and start to stutter. Then you massage their horns while they continue to turn even more shy and eventually nuzzle into your hand with an extremely content sigh coming from her blushing face.
>You'll never marry a Cheshire
>Her mother will never decide to help you fight back against her teasing by showing you her embarrassing middle school phases.
>You'll never tease her back by bringing up all those memes she came to regret when she grew up.
I want to fluster a Cheshire so much.
How do you feel about hellsunes?
I think there's probably a 'hell' everything.
>"Hey anon, what do you think of this new shirt I picked up?"
>It's cute, but not as cute as that little rainbow number you wore when you were a teenager.
>"WHO TOLD YOU?"
>Your mom showed me the scrapbook last time we visited.
And then she starts blushing like mad and buries her face in a pillow so she can start screaming.
And her ass is sticking up in the air. Would you make her feel better by fucking her?
Well, my foursome would feature a
lilim, baphomet, dragon, and pharaoh. So no, sadly.
I agree with you 100%. While I don't hate hellhounds, I personally think they appear way too much and always seem to hog attention away from other monstergirls. I personally wish they would be talked about less so we could potentially talk about less popular/underrated monstergirl species or ones that don't appear in the spotlight that often.
Pardon my newfaggotry but what is the sauce on this?
>She's going to want you to fuck all of them at least once.
Oh man, I might not survive.
Would having nine tailpussies mean she can make her actual pussy nine times more perfect for you than a regular manticore?
>Dat tiny bikini
>Dat short hair
>Dat sultry smirk
>Tfw no memecat to pounce you and shove your dick inside her, riding you while taking shitty selfies
At least 4+4chan gave us memecat. And memecat A CUTE!! CUUUTE!!!
>Chapter 2 and 3 are NTR
>Remember somewhat liking the first chapter of that
>Go read the raws
>Second chapter is more human dildo porn
>Third chapter, guy gets kidnapped, and is used as a human dildo by an alien cat girl instead of tribal girls
...different but I'd hardly call it NTR.
Exactly, Kunoichi are a great example of monstergirls who if discussed more, could have some awesome potential for stories, art, or finding them more fans on this tread possibly.
Would you still love you're waifu is she had
shit taste? I'm talking Big Bang theory watching, Naruto as it's licensed in English reading, Buzzfeed following, dated memes spouting levels of shit taste.
Yeah, I mean, I guess...but even then, tentacles don't really count.
More than that, the way they continually juxtaposed the catgirl using him, with the rest of the island getting ravaged by tentacles, almost made it seem like she was controlling them, based on how he was fucking her. Like he was fucking all the girls on the island, using the tentacles, by fucking the catgirl.
Just the impression I got.
Why would a Cheshire hate sucking dicks?
That seems like the kind of thing Cheshire's would be great at, using their tongues to tease you and bring you to the edge over and over again until finally taking you deep into their mouth and letting you "release"
All with a smug smirk on their face that makes you just want to fuck her face until your cum is leaking out.
Bullying her until she conforms to my tastes is half of the fun.
I'm gonna aggressively rub her titties on the couch while we marathon all the stuff I watch and reward her by calling her a good girl.
Yep, I couldn't agree more with that statement. Plus, I did always want to know whats under a kunoichi mask and how would they react to you finding out that secret, especially if she ended up having the cutest freckle in the world and blushed when you discover them.
More partial to ghost boats, but there's a few with 10/10 body work.
I don't blame you anon. For the amount of work it's supposed to take to get her, I'd be marrying her immediately.
Memecat is an investment waifu, first you suffer 5-7 years of her memespouting bullshit.
And then when that time's up you can make her suffer for the rest of her natural life.
But what if she stays in that time period? Never refusing to fully grow up, wearing meme shirts under her business clothes, still sending you 'le epik rare Pepe' pictures? What do you do then?
Let's talk about the Wonderland girl who doesn't say a meme every 3.5 seconds
Also, pubes or no pubes?
I'm quite fond of boats, even though I've never played the game.
>Sandwiched between Musashi and Seaort-hime
>Their massive breasts engulfing your face
>Musashi's toned physique contrasting nicely with Seaport's softer body
>Musashi can be boastful about what she wants, but becomes flustered easily if you take the lead
>Seaport is shier, but has an innate lust that can make her insatiable
>End in a sweaty heap with the two of them after an amazing threesome
>Musashi whispering in your ear, trying to be tough, but she's too sweet on you to pull it off
>Seaport just cuddles up to you, quietly holding you in her massive hands, a faint smile on her lips
Excuse you bitch!?
Wocks are saturated at this point and you know it. It's just the next anubisfaggot waiting to happen. Take a page from gazerfag and relax.
Though it did take people pretty much telling him they were fapping to his waifu. Kek.
>It's just the next anubisfaggot waiting to happen
Is this revisionism? People didn't hate the Anubisfag because he got a lot of art of her, in fact no one really hates him. There was just a mild shitstorm when he got yuri because >Yuri.
>Though it did take people pretty much telling him they were fapping to his waifu. Kek.
Why do we want to chase out the waifufags though? They're not a nuisance and give us more art. Getting rid of them doesn't mean we'll get more art of other girls, it just means we'll get less art total.
Why are we even talking about waifufags though, I just wanted to talk about pubes.
NO NO NO NO NO, FUCK YOU. You know damn well that faggot said he didn't give a fuck what his little stunt would cause, thread be dammed. But neither am get into an argument with you about that shitstain. Bait harder.
Hi. Not him but, anubisfag went chubby alp sempai tier never shutting up about his waifu and pawshit. We have a jabberwock calendar, and while that is nice, you all run everything into the ground, just look at memecat right now. So it might be time to take a break. Just saying, I'll be happy whichever side of the street it falls on.
>wanting waifufags that aren't faggots to stop sharing original content
nigga wat. you do realize that the best way for different girls to be represented is to commission
or drawthem yourself right?
I may not know who you are, but I know this argument, the point is jabberwock IS saturated, just like anubis was in it's day, you can be as contrarian as you like it doesn't change a thing.
>not the content I want
And don't put words in my mouth you whore
Because there's always that one shitter that's mad that one girl is getting more attention than others and it's not one he likes.
And no, I'm not bogeymanning I'm just saying there's always at least one.
I'm sorry, but no matter what claim you make, wanting "Nothing" over "Something", just because you want "Something Else", when the lack of "Something" will not cause "Something Else" to appear, is fucking stupid.
Seems to be.
Let's stop arguing and say nice things about MG's! I like Pharaoh. She smells like cinnamon and chocolate. She even lets me use her lap as a pillow while she gives me headpats!
Why a Pharaoh? Why not a Mummy instead? Mummy doesn't get talked about at all, talk about her.
>I'll be happy no matter which way it falls
>it's just some bitter shitter that doesn't like "x girl!"
Like trying to teach a fish to do math...
Need some help guys what would you rather hear a story about?
>a manticore who becomes a doting mother after adopting a son
>an undead family reunion
>a lamia who has to keep her baby crazy onee-san away from her boyfriend
>a ghost whisperer falling in love with a ghost girl that haunts his property
>the only male on the Olympic judo team
Well she's not talked about a lot, she needs more art. She's very underrated compared to the other egyptian girls. We've got way too much Pharaoh, Apophis, and Anubis, but no Mummy. It's a shame.
I like kitsunes! They're always so nice, purging the awful tanuki with their superior magic and wits. And all they ask for in payment is our lives in subservience, and to nibble at our bodies at night. They are truly wonderful, fluffy creatures.
I think alps are cute. Sometimes I imagine the people arguing over dumb shit to be salty, salty alps that need headpats and it makes reading this thread less painful.
Yeah, keep talking out your ass.
I might not like every piece of artwork that comes through here; but I'm at least thankful that people bother to draw and post these things that -someone- who browses here might.
Agreed. I like Pharaoh and Apophis, and adore Anubis, but mummy could definitely use more content. They're certainly ripe for it. All the stuff about them being super-sensitive, it's just begging for all manner of things!
I honestly didn't care for cancers but I figured they could get some attention in the OP. Right now though, I want them to WASH AWAY THE ANGER
seriously though I want to delete this thread and start over, it's like you guys couldn't let go when I mercy killed the last one
>a lamia who has to keep her baby crazy onee-san away from her boyfriend
Why fight it though? Why not have a threesome?
Imagine giving a Mummy a massage as she moans and squirms underneath your touch!
I can't delete it. I never could. /jp/ is lovely like that.
Indeed it is. I want a Kitsune to teach me how to end my suffering by embracing the Tau that is not spoken.
Cancer girl is fine but Crab girl from MGQ grew on me like years ago.
Why is /jp/ a blue board when no one here has a job!?
This is the shit that bothers me. She KNOWS she's attracting older men to look at her small body, tight butt, and oh so rapable face. She wants the D. And she doesn't care who fucking knows it.
But I already wrote down the main ones here! I don't want to do all that work that I already did! Yes I'm lazy but that's why I'm here to get my shit together and write! Write about monster girls!
They're the scum of everywhere they go, poisoning everything pure and innocent they see.
Also they constantly try to tell you that you're a bad father for not wanting to cheat on your wife and dick your kid.
You are a shit father. You could have fucked your daughteru and made an honest woman out of her, insead you let her go astray and now she's dancing on the pole, giving 5$ handles in some skeezy back alley to make ends meet.
Listen up anon, >>14629172 has it right. Fucking you is literally the best, most fulfilling thing your waifu has ever experienced. As a devoted and loving mother, how could you blame her if she wants her child to experience the same happiness?
I want to cut a hole in her pants and have her leglock me right there in that quiet little room bathed by a sliver of moonlight. Whispering into my ear how she can't stand to not be made pregnant by me and that she's not letting go until no more seed go in.
MGs are MGs, aside from dicking your daughter so much that she wants to marry you there isn't really a downside to it
I can understand that you don't want to do it, I don't want to either, but there really is no reason to get upset over people who disagree with you
Exactly. It wants to think it's above it, but even /d/ wants nothing to do with it.
Because it's a shit fetish? They can shill incest all day, but to MGs do more than kiss and they're up in arms crying about yuri. And god help anyone that wants more adventurous tentacle girl story.
Meh. Just let it burn. Let this whole shit place burn.
There's literally nothing good about it. It's just shitpost 24/7. Artwork gets posted elsewhere. Writing gets posted elsewhere. All this place has to it is turning to complete and utter shit whenever something one person remotely disagrees with gets brought up.
Dawn of the first day.
>it's D-Day at your house
>your lich waifus whole family will be here over the weekend
>zombies and all
>your waifu is busy cleaning up her lab just in case an arm comes off
>you're getting cleaning the dining room table off when you hear the first knock on the door
>punctual as ever it's your oldest "daughter-in-law" Penelope
>funny how you consider this Wight your daughter when you saw her baby photos
>hand drawn by Leonardo DaVinci himself
>you tell her that her mother is in the lab and as she goes off and leaves you at the liquor cabinet with Greg, her husband
>as you're talking with Greg a new knock on your door
>it's Candy, your 'youngest' daughter that was made when your waifu got adventurous in Vegas and raised a Wurm
>but as soon as you open the door you hear your waifu call Candy into her lab to show her something
More will come. Writing at work is hard to do.
I find fault with the idea that something is better than nothing. For instance, if you have nothing, and something comes along, but that something is a pic of who obese lardwhales with tumblr noses and shit dildos pegging men, is that something better than nothing? Whilst my scenario is hyperbolic, yet another pic of some oversaturated girl only a few select care about, is not really better than nothing. Infact a state of nothing may even inspire people to create something. Just depends on what that something is.
>A lot of nice art of one girl is the same as the most disgusting thing my mind can conjure up
Those aren't really comparable, and you know it.
The reason that people who like a particular girl go out of their way to get nice artwork of her made is because there wasn't things that fulfilled that niche in the first place. Having one girl be "Oversaturated" isn't going to diminish desire for anything else. If people really, actually want something, they'll find a way to get it. Other people getting a lot of something else that they want should not have any effect on the desires and motivations of someone else.
>leave so we can have our safe space
If everyone who disagrees leaves, this thread becomes another tumblr. Everyone sits quietly and waits for more of their fetish to be catered to in their safe space. Reasonable and civil amounts of criticism will at least slow this thread's descent.
Incest is alright, as is yuri and tentacles. What is not alright is bitching about other people's fetishes, so stop doing that.
I mean Jesus, this thread will whine about pretty much anything. Not just borderline /d/ things, mind you, it's really anything goes in here. I recall some retard deciding that oneshota was unacceptable and starting a one-man shitposting crusade about it. Doesn't prevent you from enjoying or posting about what you like.
>he wants to "save' the thread
We're on 4chan, there is nothing to save. Also, leave cause you have your own boards for your tastes, damn it. Why the hell do you insist on hanging around where you're not wanted?
>Though extreme, the point still stands.
No, it really doesn't. Resorting to an extreme to try and prove a point is just an idiotic fallacy that only serves to display the lack of validity your so-called point actually has.
Shota a shit, gtfo with your shittaste yurifag. This thread's my special safe place, and I don't have to deal with your shit-fetish here!
Seriously man, don't even bother. It's pointless, and you should know that. We really should just break for like, an hour or two, hope the shitposting goes away, and simple talk about monster girls doing cute things can resume.
>And god help anyone that wants more adventurous tentacle girl story.
We had another literal sounding story posted last thread without anyone flipping out. Are you just playing the victim?
>bitching about other people's fetishes
They're welcome to whatever fetish they want as long as they don't over saturate the thread with it. It's beginning to get out of hand. I just find it hilarious how nobody can complain about yuri, meanwhile tentacle triggers the shitposters.
Who said anything about save? This is purely selfish. If the thread dies, I don't get good OR bad content.
What? No shit. Had no idea. That's fucking funny.
I'm sorry if so much of the content here is so offensive to you anon; but if that's the case, why are you still here if there's never anything you like, and just "Oversaturated" girls who make you want to gag?
>monster girls doing cute things
Or we can talk about monstergirls doing other stuff too, cute stuff isn't my thing. Sometimes we go too far with it and it gets silly, and not in a good way.
Within fucking reason you half-wit. Taking my words to the extreme doesn't make you look any smarter.
And more specifically, they CAN have whatever fetish they want. What they post though it subject to thread rules.
Not him, but from what I'm reading it looks like the anon/s are fed up with this place being stuck in a rut for months on end. I don't get how that equates to "hating everything" because I agree with them mostly.
But bitching about it isn't going to fix anything either, I think the reason why the threads are in this state is because they have been constantly active for years with no breaks in between. We are a general, even if we shy away from using the word and long running generals always run out of shit to say and get this way in the end.
I will! And I'll also enjoy this ridiculous amount of vacation time that married men get! And the health insurance to insure I'll always spray out thick ropy blasts of semen every time! EVERY SINGLE TIME!
That's because only the most die-hard fetishists typically last that long.
>Implying the thread is coming to an end
He didn't imply that at all dumbass. Work on your reading comprehension. 'In the end' as in, always reaches this point. Having to explain this to you would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
>implying the thread is coming to an end
I wasn't implying that. I was saying that it was inevitable we would get this way after a period of time. Am I being trolled here?
Yeah, NTR is alright, post it if you want. I mean, I don't like it and don't understand people who do, but I won't start rioting over it like some triggered tumblr landwhale either.
Now if someone is trying to push it by making a dozen shitty posts every thread, then that's a problem, but NTR itself is a-ok.
It's just /d/ and /u/'s bi monthly bitching that they don't get to post here. They have their respective boards, and have now claimed /aco/ for themselves and they still want us. Greedy fucks.
So what your saying is, we're stuck with the shit we already have, because it's safe and familiar?? Isn't what you describe (You're not allowed to not like X) exactly the same logic that the incest guys use?
>So what your saying is, we're stuck with the shit we already have, because it's safe and familiar??
No? Just don't have shit taste, and don't disallow people from calling out said shit taste.
Hope you're careful. Worked with a guy who used to be a late night security guard and he literately did jack shit until he quit a week later, because he was so used to doing jack shit in the first place.
She'd wrap her tentacles all around my dick and wriggle them around like she was giving me a handjob with them.
And then the next night she'd wriggle them into my brain and fire off my pleasure centers while giving a lap pillow. I'd ahegao and cum profusely all over myself with my dick twitching frantically in the air while she stroked my hair and giggled.
I like MGE but dang, it's a sword and sorcery world where you don't get to be a psychopathic murderhobo. It's so unbearably boring that it doesn't surprise how much everyone wants to deviate from it.
Though I think it's fair to assume that if the MGE monsters played tabletop games, they'd all roll up psychopathic rapehobos and sessions would rapidly degenerate into fervent schlicking.
It's not a bad thing
The more restrictions there are, the more it requires imagination
A select few MGs
And canon setting only
With these rules you have to come up with something pretty creative in order to stand-out from all the other stories
>the third knock on your door brings around the twins, Carol and Sherry
>Carol brought her new husband Mike
>Sherry is wearing her maid uniform from MGC Maid Central
>both zombies are trying to become Wights like their other sisters
>too bad Sherry hasn't been contacted for a new husband
>I mean master
>Mike meets up with Greg as you take the twins to their mothers lab
>to which Penny shoos you away as soon as the twins enter the lab
>you have no idea what's going on in there but you know it's not good
>you're just hoping that it's nothing like the racing incident three years ago
>you still aren't allowed into Kentucky because of this
>you go back downstairs to Mike and Greg as you have another knock on your door
>it's your lich waifus Pharoah sister and her mummy honor guard
>and oh god she still doesn't have a husband yet
>you get yourself ready for a lot of drunken come ons and smile as you open the door
Uh, is it safe to come out now guys?
I might've been too ambitious with the katawa pharaoh pic. Fair warning, I might shelf it until I get some more perspective/foreshortening studies under my belt. Also I didn't know ancient egyptians had prosthetics. Neat.
and Wocksare qts.
Gonna go to back to bed now, goodnight /mgt/.
No, but you're dumb. You could travel the land slaying beasts and getting fame, if that's your kick, and laying mamono left and right, but you just want to be a dildo. Your problem.
You've been talking to two different people. Maybe that guy wants to simply kill everything he comes across. Me, I just want to have fun in an RPG like setting with exotic Pussy to fuck till I'm sick of sex.
I want to live
What don't you get?
No he isn't. Is it too much to ask for a world with both human-friendly monster girls and horrid abominations you can go fuck up for loot and experience?
I mean, I had a glimmer of hope when that MGE supplement mentioned huge ass demon realm beasts that you can fight, but turns out that even these things pretty much lie down and let you slaughter them. .
>you were born in a town
>and there were monstergirls in the town that had sex with people
>one day a monstergirl came up to you and said
>Lets have sex
>so you had sex whether you wanted it or not and it felt nice
>then there was a timeskip which is where lots of stuff happens but you don't get to read about it
>so there were also daughteroos or whatever because you guys like that shit for some reason
wasn't that guy called angry orange for some reason a while back?
but enough about him, lets talk about slugs
>your brother is on a boat
>and the boat is in the water
>then a big octopus monstergirl gets on the boat
>and your brother says get off the boat
>but she has sex with him instead on the boat
>your brother is angry and says he didn't want sex
>the octopus says it counted as being married because she's dumb and he can call the police they can't un sex him
This was a side story I think I went for darker themes this time but its important to branch out as a writer.
Nice, I like it. Continue.
Speaking of stories, Bob recently updated Laska and Me. This time Laska gets to meet her mother and father while her mother is on her deathbed.
Laska's Father is also a Cheshire Cat.
I just don't know what I expected.
Been away for a week and a half, did I miss anything other than the drunken goat?
naw the orange part came from him shitposting about orange juice when the thread was dead a one point
the angry part came from his UK employment blogshit and stalker pissing him off.
There was a Dragon company thing
Waifufags decided to celebrate their waifu's birthday (which is their release date)
There is a Chinese scan of the Chesire doujin http://exhentai.org/g/893965/6c70bc21d5/
Horse pussy kingdom guy has become Hoof pussy kingdom guy
And we got some new art and a few stories update
I think that's it
he'd spam links to Beast's paste bin and if I remember right people were tarting to get annoyed at Beat for something he wasn't doing.
for example, vampires get mentione?, expect a link to beat vampire story
hellhounds get mentioned? link to the hellhond roulette entry
That's...I...I'm not...I don't...
I can't handle this shit. And also, Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland is getting a sequel? Fuck everything.
Maybe he's acting out his frustrations.
Or more likely he's long since stopped viewing or caring about the existence of this thread, and just likes to write a world where Monster Boys exist in equal measure to Monster Girls and Humans. Which is fine and all, but I just can't wrap my head around "Male Cheshire Cat-Person". It should be easy; just anthropomorphize the character of aforementioned film. But no, it just isn't clicking in my mind. Just "Does not compute".
where Monster Boys exist in equal measure to Monster Girls and Humans.
Which is fine and all
What I don't get is in Bob's MG world, Monster Girls are still hyper sexual creatures, they still fuck at young ages and have high libido, and surprise sex happens every now and then. At least, it's confirmed for the Monster Girls. Does the same apply to boys? It's weird how Bob created a world that's a slight role reversal, with women going out and fucking men at clubs and all that, but then still has Monster Boys and doesn't bring that up at all. Are they super sexual? Do they have their own clubs? Do they rape all the human women?
I just don't get it, it's only referenced a few times in the story, but doing so raises so many questions and contradicts the world most monster girl fans are familiar with and the world he created. I don't know why he bothered to add them at all.
Just how many views does TFT get anyway? Every time I go there it looks like a bigger circlejerk than we've made, none of the story comments seem to be from anyone other than the writers.
I guess they're actually meant to be passive and the weaker gender. It's the only way you could keep the initial premise of the setting and add in male monsters at the same time.
I'd be more than okay with it too, the role reversal stuff is what got me into the threads in the first place
I've been trying to write something for six months now, but every time either videogames or work pop up and cause me to lose all steam. Actually, that's a good idea. If I lost Steam then maybe it wouldn't distract me so damn much.
one last thing before I change the subject,
I find it strange that beast also post about liking golems but hasn't done a single thing about them.
but still, now is the time to talk about something else
It was only a category 1 shitstorm, don't worry. Next time though, please spend a bit more time at the Ryu shrine, ask her about her day and all. I know she's old, and fat, and clingy, but if she's in a good mood we'll have good weather the whole week.
>Horse pussy kingdom
I hate this retarded meme so damn much.
>Maus? I don't care, it's like stupid baby speak but it isn't that common anymore.
>Alps? They're a bit weird but fuck it.
>Stinkypede? Annoying but that's Alp's legacy for you.
>Small dick guy? Once a thread and easy to ignore if it bothers you
But the "X pussy kingdom" thing is retarded and forced for multiple posts every fucking thread.
>Stinkypede? Annoying but that's Alp's legacy for you.
Alp died as he lived. Complaining, shouting "By golly daddy-o, my taco is slippier than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel" and feeling inadequate.
I've been curious about what you guys think about human women
I kinda assume that there is some /r9k/ level of hate going on but I never saw any proof of that
Anyway here's a strawpoll, please vote: http://strawpoll.me/6563484
Human girls are great for incubating eggs.
Exactly my thoughts; I've never got across on why Bob added monsterboys at all. I remember just one, Laska's teacher casually mentioned as bara male lizard, but even that left me wondering 'cos then it affected literally nothing, he never reappeared, he didn't have a rage strike and shank someone with his claws, he could just as well have been made a human or have his species undisclosed whatsoever.
You'd instantly think the author must be some of those apparently freaked out by MGE's rapey stuff, or male-favoring gender imbalance, or role reversal etc., and wanting do disable those but funny enough those are STILL MASSIVE THINGS in Bob's lore.
What I'm saying, part of me kinda thinks it'd be nice to have even the most unlikable fags around just so you could sometimes... ask them to explain stuff.
Give it to who? If it's just to a wiki mod then there's not too much to fear.
You'd have to give it when buying merch off ebay or commissioning a drawfag etc. Some caution is fine but too much can be restricting.
When I entered the building, I was greeted by a dirty stench, like someone had been smoking cigarettes indoors for years. It was foul, like many apartment buildings. I climbed the stairs to the correct floor, the third.
There was the door. I looked out the window, at the grey concrete and grey skies, and swallowed my nervousness. I rang the doorbell, and all too soon it opened, before I was ready.
It was Anubis-chan, and yet it wasn't THE Anubis-chan. A little sister. She didn't know me, and she looked like a doe in the headlights when she looked at me. Such innocence, such fragile innocence.
Then I smelled the apartment. Have you ever felt that smell, Detective? When you smell the filth of an apartment that isn't well taken care of, you smell the stench of neglect and inferiority? It's not like it was infested with cockroaches or anything. It just wasn't the way my own home smelled. Not how SHE smelled at school. She deserved better than that. She was like a rose, growing out of a dung-heap. It was then I understood what must be done. I made up an excuse for the sister, saying I'd got the wrong door, and then I left.
I would save Anubis-chan. One day.
I wouldn't mind putting my dick in a parasite.
Eh, they're okay. Experience and situations involving friends and family have seriously put me off them as romantic partners but they aren't all bad. Most men still go for them so I guess there must be something in it.
>Parasite slime waddles, or whatever the hell slimes do, up to a guy
>Invites him to have a good time
>Guy is receptive and alpha as fuck as he is scoops the girl into his arms is they can have fun
>Pink goop everywhere
>A squeaky, gargling voice come from nowhere
>"He said yes! He said yes!"s
>Guy understandably wuts
>Cutie in his arms introduces him to her other half and a near featureless face forms in the goop, cheerfully greeting him
>He tries to, discreetly as possible ask the human half to ditch the goop
>She actually gets offended and tells him they're a package deal
>Guy speeds off with a matango in his Masseratti
Man, that'd have to hurt. I mean, a matango is just as infested as a parasite slime, but her infection doesn't talk or have a face, or chime in what movie to go see, savvy?
I'm not a NEET anymore and haven't been for years, but I'm still not putting up with their shit. I'll be friends but nothing more.
There's a reason why we're all here - because monster girls are the best.
That one picture of Miia in a blue bikini was bothering me, so i made it better colors
How many daughterus is too many daughterus? I think 3 little yetis with lots of energy running around hugging everything in sight would be fun but not too exhausting
You became a mushroom man, not like now where you just get a cute hat. You lost your mind and gained a few minutes of wakefulness when you ejaculated. Matango were purge on sight for a long time. Still kind of are.
>If a human male breathes in a spore, it will sprout and grow. Once it becomes a large mushroom, the thoughts of the male will be seized by it. Men who end up like this will feel pleasantly giddy, and become unable to think of anything but the matango who scattered the spore and then will naturally head for the matango to have sex with her while being guided by the mushroom
There's feeling good and there's being mind controlled.
>Men who have sex with the matango for a long time will have many spores planted in their body. When mushrooms start to grow on the men’s outsides, they turn into a “mushroom person” whose mind is full of thoughts of having sex with the matango.
YEP. Still purge tier.
>gained a few minutes of wakefulness when you ejaculated
How horafying. Imagine waking, immobile and terrified, in a damp cavern to find yourself fused with a creepy mushroom girl who stared at you with unblinking eyes. You'd barely have time to scream profusely as you realized you were balls-deep inside her with your arms wrapped around her back before you started getting drowsy again...
Of course it was. Most of the early translations were awful attempts by random gelbooru posters who didn't have any kind of consistency to their work.
Some people always had trouble accepting that.
Why would I purge either? They need some men and they fuck off forever, just toss them perma-depressed, hopeless bastards done with their lives who'd gladly drown in mindless ecstasy they offer, those are all around.
Could you help the vixen next door move some furniture around?