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She's attacking your weak point for massive damage.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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Alps are lewd.
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First for maids are olev
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>>14628575
I can't wait until it's a new Lamia girl so I can throw a fit.
I'm gonna be typing in caps, commissioning art of that bitch, the whole deal.
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>>14628588

>historically accurate
>hit it's weak point for massive damage
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The fatter they are, the softer they cuddle
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Cats are for ______.
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>>14628606
Spaying.
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>>14628606
Cuddling.
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>>14628604
>>14628606
Cuddling when they're big, soft, and sleepy.
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>>14628602
Charon I swear to god.
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>>14628606
Engaging in a threesome along with dog girls. Sex with lots of bites, licking and scratching.
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>>14628604
>>14628606
Cuddlefucking.
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Lilim are for________.
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>>14628627
Serving.
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>>14628624
I just realized basically every dog monstergirl has a Cat counterpart, or at least we've assigned them as counterparts.
>Werewolf and Werecat
>Kobold and Nekomata
>Hellhound and Cheshire Cat
I want to have a Sevensome with a Hellhound, a Cheshire Cat, a Kobold, a Nekomata, a Werewolf, and a Werecat.
I don't care if I'm left a panting dehydrated wreck afterwards because that cuddlepile would be worth it.
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>>14628627
love
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>>14628627
Continuing to force this stupid meme, apparently.
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Cheshires a cute?
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Cheshire is best girl.
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>>14628627
Being terrified of and running away from.
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>>14628627
Gently and lovingly fucking while kissing and holding hands under the covers with the lights off.
Also Marriage.

>>14628633
Yes. I wish I had a Cheshire Cat childhood friend.
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>>14628627
Self inserting into as donut steels.
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>>14628627
Purging
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>>14628634
>>14628633
>>14628638
>Tfw no assburger memecat to cuck you
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>>14628640
Why?
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>>14628627
Engaging in a foursome along with a demon and a baphomet in the 5th dimension.
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>>14628646
>foursome
>not fivesome
Step up.
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>>14628645
They are evil and evil needs to be removed.
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>>14628627
giving surprise headpats to and watching their reaction as they get flustered and start to stutter. Then you massage their horns while they continue to turn even more shy and eventually nuzzle into your hand with an extremely content sigh coming from her blushing face.
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>>14628645
Because muh deus vult.
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>>14628643
Where is all this memecat coming from?
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>>14628649
But they want to make you happy.
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>>14628643
>You'll never marry a Cheshire
>Her mother will never decide to help you fight back against her teasing by showing you her embarrassing middle school phases.
>You'll never tease her back by bringing up all those memes she came to regret when she grew up.
I want to fluster a Cheshire so much.
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>>14628582
>>14628582
>ch 1 is 10/10 human dildo porn
>chapter 2 and 3 are NTR
fuckin ching chongs why do you always do this
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>>14628643
>You'll never have an embarrassing Memecat as your friend.
>You will never cringe when she spouts memes in public places.
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>>14628648
Who is the 5th girl?
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>>14628646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPlBVp1trss
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How do you feel about hellsunes?
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>>14628663
Wait. No. Fivesome would mean four girls, one guy.
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>>14628654
Reddit because memes so funneh.
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>>14628643
>Those thigh highs cutting into those big meaty thighs
Oh man

I think I wanna fuck a memecat
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>>14628646
Make it a fivesome, replace the baphomet with a Dark Priest and throw in a Lesser Succubus that the Lilim is mentoring and we're golden.
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>>14628659
>>14628661
I want Memecat to go into a state of catatonic shock when she remembers her horrible past of spouting bad memes.
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>>14628654
Some guy on 4+4chan is running a story where one of the characters is a cancerous memecat. I would link but...
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>>14628665
I think there's probably a 'hell' everything.

Hellharpies
Hellstaurs
Hellshire Cats
Hell Kakuen
Hell Manticores...
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>>14628588
Fuck you OP, made me smile.
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>>14628588
I love me some crab lady
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>>14628666
No wurm?
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>>14628643
I'm going to punch that cat.
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>>14628660
Because there are states beyond contentment. Sometimes you want to feel pissed off. Sometimes you want to indulge in a bit of sadism or masochism. It can't shine all the time.
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>>14628672
>"Hey anon, what do you think of this new shirt I picked up?"
>It's cute, but not as cute as that little rainbow number you wore when you were a teenager.
>"WHO TOLD YOU?"
>Your mom showed me the scrapbook last time we visited.
And then she starts blushing like mad and buries her face in a pillow so she can start screaming.
And her ass is sticking up in the air. Would you make her feel better by fucking her?
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>>14628665
I think Hellhounds and everything related to them are overrated and overdone.
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>>14628602
>deleted
I was just making a pun, Janny! Because Crabs, and Cancer, the Zodiac.
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>>14628643
I want to fatten up a Memecat until she takes up half of the couch

Memecat not so tough after being fattened
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>>14628604
>the lonelier they are, the sooner they die
Fixd
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>>14628691
You say that but then she's just going to sit on you or lay on you so that her literal fat cat tats are almost smothering you.
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>>14628665
I want to brush that tail daily and have it fluffy as a cloud.
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>>14628691
What are you still doing here Trader?
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>>14628685
Man, for once I just want to jerk my dick and not be confronted by an onslaught of emotion.
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>>14628681
Well, my foursome would feature a lilim, baphomet, dragon, and pharaoh. So no, sadly.
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>>14628687
I agree with you 100%. While I don't hate hellhounds, I personally think they appear way too much and always seem to hog attention away from other monstergirls. I personally wish they would be talked about less so we could potentially talk about less popular/underrated monstergirl species or ones that don't appear in the spotlight that often.
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>>14628686
>proceeds to fuck pussy from the back

Wait. I have to make her feel better!?
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>>14628665

Not anymore fucked than that Manticore Kitsune.
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>>14628717
You can keep teasing her about it while she lets out a cute and tiny "noooooooo" if you want.
She's gonna be all Ahegaos and begging for you to pound harder soon anyway.
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Serving as their lovable tickle slut
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Pardon my newfaggotry but what is the sauce on this?
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>>14628720
>9 tailpussies
>She's going to want you to fuck all of them at least once.
Oh man, I might not survive.
Would having nine tailpussies mean she can make her actual pussy nine times more perfect for you than a regular manticore?
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>>14628726
Horz
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>>14628710
I am genuinely curious about what you fap to if you find yourself feeling regularly while doing so.
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>>14628726
Just look up Hroz, I don't remember the exact name of the doujin.
Hroz makes some nice thick ladies.

Shame no-one translates his fucking doujins anymore.
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>>14628731
If he's laughing manically or crying during the act I'd be concerned.
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>>14628731
I guess I might have exaggerated a bit but it happens more often than I'd like.

Especially this one, it looked so promising and then it went and shit on my heart.
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>>14628737
What's that syndrome where people laugh and cry uncontrollably at random? I totally see a Cheshire doing that while double clicking her mouse.
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>>14628733
Horz sucks dude, The balloon tits take up 1/3rd of the page and there's hardly any dialogue.
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>>14628633
>Dat Pose
>Dat tiny bikini
>Dat short hair
>Dat sultry smirk
Hummina-hummina...
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>>14628746
Like this?
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>>14628746
Pregnancy?
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>>14628747
Do you honestly think I read Hroz doujins for the dialogue? All I need to know is the setup and have what cute dialogue there is translated.
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>Tfw no memecat to pounce you and shove your dick inside her, riding you while taking shitty selfies

At least 4+4chan gave us memecat. And memecat A CUTE!! CUUUTE!!!
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>You'll never shave or cuddle a sheepgirl
Life is cruel
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>>14628746
>>14628755
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>>14628753
Go away already, faggot.
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>>14628747
>he reads porn for the dialogue
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>>14628762
>"Darling~ My wool's getting too thick."
>"Get the razor and drink some Holstaur milk, it's gonna be a looooooong night~"
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>>14628746
Pseudobulbar Affect
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>>14628755
>>14628757
There's a commercial where Danny Glover explains it.
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>>14628660
>Chapter 2 and 3 are NTR
>Remember somewhat liking the first chapter of that
>Go read the raws
>Second chapter is more human dildo porn
>Third chapter, guy gets kidnapped, and is used as a human dildo by an alien cat girl instead of tribal girls
...different but I'd hardly call it NTR.
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>>14628763
Why does it keep eating the Watermelon if it clearly hates it so much?
We need something like this with a Werecat or something.
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>>14628760
>At least 4+4chan gave us memecat.
It's a shame she never got plenty of art she never deserved before. Only 12-4chan makes art of her.
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>>14628716
Like Kunoichi for instance.
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>>14628767
Why would you need disgusting magic milk to sheer a sheep?
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>>14628764
As soon as you leave for /d/ where you belong.
>inb4 monstergirls are /d/
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>>14628772
It looks funnier when I imagine it with an alp and a penis.
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>>14628773
>Implying more art isn't being made of her
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>>14628755
Manic Depression?
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>>14628773
>Local Cheshire hates dicks but can't stop sucking them
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>>14628780
I was being sarcastic. .
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Does anyone here actually like memecat?
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>>14628779
Heh.
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>>14628771
I can't read moon but it looked like the NTR part was his friend getting ahegao'd by tentacles in chapter 3.
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>>14628775
Exactly, Kunoichi are a great example of monstergirls who if discussed more, could have some awesome potential for stories, art, or finding them more fans on this tread possibly.
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>>14628776
You don't know what happens when you shear weresheep don't you anon?
Let's just say "Rape train" and leave it at that.

>>14628779
Alps a shit.
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>>14628788
No. It's an ironic meme.
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>>14628786
Fuck meant to qoute >>14628772
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>>14628778
Your mom is /d/.
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Would you still love you're waifu is she had shit taste? I'm talking Big Bang theory watching, Naruto as it's licensed in English reading, Buzzfeed following, dated memes spouting levels of shit taste.
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>>14628784
Saw a doujin where the older sister? Of this one tore some men apart after having sex with them. Not sure if want.
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>>14628788
Only hipsters hate her.
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>>14628790
Yeah, I mean, I guess...but even then, tentacles don't really count.

More than that, the way they continually juxtaposed the catgirl using him, with the rest of the island getting ravaged by tentacles, almost made it seem like she was controlling them, based on how he was fucking her. Like he was fucking all the girls on the island, using the tentacles, by fucking the catgirl.

Just the impression I got.
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>>14628791
Thankfully Bollocks wrote a pretty good series of greentexts about them earlier today, but they need much more content. Ninja pussy is too good to ignore.
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>>14628798
I'd rather her hate video games/TV/Movies/etc than like them and have shit tastes.
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>>14628794
>>14628786
Why would a Cheshire hate sucking dicks?
That seems like the kind of thing Cheshire's would be great at, using their tongues to tease you and bring you to the edge over and over again until finally taking you deep into their mouth and letting you "release"
All with a smug smirk on their face that makes you just want to fuck her face until your cum is leaking out.
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>>14628801
>Implying
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>>14628798
Ehhhh can I change her taste at some point?
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>>14628788
I...I do...
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>>14628807
Don't get mad.
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>>14628727
>spoiler
Yes

>She's going to want you to fuck all of them at least once
Let's just hope you don't overdose in Manticore venom
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>>14628811
I'm not.
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Do you like boats anon?
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ONI HUGS!
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>>14628815
Oh yes.
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>>14628814
Yay!
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>>14628815
No, I'm more partial to trains. There are some sexy jets out there though.
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>>14628798
Bullying her until she conforms to my tastes is half of the fun.

I'm gonna aggressively rub her titties on the couch while we marathon all the stuff I watch and reward her by calling her a good girl.
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>>14628802
I'm going to believe that's the case since I don't know any better.

It says "To Be continued" so I guess I'll just have to wait and see if chapter 4 is going to trigger me more.
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>>14628788
>fat booty cheshires
Hell yes.
>memecats
Only with a ball gag.
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>>14628816
That Oni is too big, but she's still cute.
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>>14628818
But Cheshire is still shit.
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>>14628803
Yep, I couldn't agree more with that statement. Plus, I did always want to know whats under a kunoichi mask and how would they react to you finding out that secret, especially if she ended up having the cutest freckle in the world and blushed when you discover them.
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>>14628815
Where are we going?
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>>14628827
Hipster.
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>>14628816
>Best hugs.
Ftfy senpai
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>>14628830
Reddit poster.
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>>14628826
Good thing she can shape-shift huh?
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>>14628835
>people still blaming reddit for memecat
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>>14628827
You a shit.
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>>14628836
Yes.
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>>14628826
Nonsense anon!
you just dont appreciate tall women
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>>14628835
Good bye, grumpy.
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>>14628837
But memecat is reddit.
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>>14628840
There's tall, and there's being a behemoth.
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>>14628816
My heart, it feels weird.
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>>14628815
More partial to ghost boats, but there's a few with 10/10 body work.
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>>14628840
Im just over 6ft and I have issues with people taller than me
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>>14628815
I do. Not just abyssals either.
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>>14628845
Memecat is a caricature of reddit
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>>14628848
>Musashi
I would murder half my town for just one night with her.
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>>14628857
Stop replying to that fag.
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>>14628860
I don't blame you anon. For the amount of work it's supposed to take to get her, I'd be marrying her immediately.
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>>14628861
Shut up alp
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>>14628788
Memecat is an investment waifu, first you suffer 5-7 years of her memespouting bullshit.
And then when that time's up you can make her suffer for the rest of her natural life.
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>>14628848
>you will never spend all day eating her out and singing Kansas into her pussy
I hate this life sometimes.
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>>14628873
Sounds like the type you start off as friends with and then bully into marriage. She'd get even better after having kids because then you can embarrass her in front of them.
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>>14628873
But what if she stays in that time period? Never refusing to fully grow up, wearing meme shirts under her business clothes, still sending you 'le epik rare Pepe' pictures? What do you do then?
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>>14628848
>>14628866
God, I just want to cover that entire body in white.
Maybe have a threesome with Seaport Hime for the skintone contrast.>>14628866
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Cheshires are shitposting incarnate huh?
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>>14628857
She might be intended that way, but she's not.
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>>14628885
give her the spoon!
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>>14628866
Musashi and Tenryuu are the only good thing about that series aside from the Abyssals.
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>>14628885
Then you cuck her for a better waifu
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Let's talk about the Wonderland girl who doesn't say a meme every 3.5 seconds

Also, pubes or no pubes?
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>>14628891
Yup. Nerdy crow tengu are better at it but so stealthy memecat gets all the credit.
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>>14628902
Pubes.
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>>14628902
Pubes a besto
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>>14628902
Nah, wocks ate getting pretty memey as well.

Trimmed pubes or no pubes.
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>>14628887
Top tier taste anon.
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>>14628912
*are
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>>14628904
What would a crow tengu even shitpost about?
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>>14628815
I'm quite fond of boats, even though I've never played the game.
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>>14628887
>Sandwiched between Musashi and Seaort-hime
>Their massive breasts engulfing your face
>Musashi's toned physique contrasting nicely with Seaport's softer body
>Musashi can be boastful about what she wants, but becomes flustered easily if you take the lead
>Seaport is shier, but has an innate lust that can make her insatiable
>End in a sweaty heap with the two of them after an amazing threesome
>Musashi whispering in your ear, trying to be tough, but she's too sweet on you to pull it off
>Seaport just cuddles up to you, quietly holding you in her massive hands, a faint smile on her lips
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>>14628918
Stuff that /lit/ shitposts about.
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>>14628922
I've never thought about that before.

What DOES /lit/ shitpost about?
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>>14628912
Meme in the "It's popular and I don't like it" sense, right? That definition isn't even the type of meme we're talking about with memecat anyways.
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>>14628918
Humanboys, rape technique, manticores,whatever. I feel like some of them would post whatever's needed just to watch shit burn.
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>>14628924
Books.
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>>14628924
Stuff that Crow Tengus shitpost about.
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>>14628895
Excuse you bitch!?
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>>14628934
Oh shit, I forgot about her. Yeah she's pretty damn great too.
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>>14628895
That's a bit much. Sure there's a lot of generic girls, but there's plenty I'd stick it in. And some of those destroyers are top daughteru material.
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>>14628925
Wocks are saturated at this point and you know it. It's just the next anubisfaggot waiting to happen. Take a page from gazerfag and relax.

Though it did take people pretty much telling him they were fapping to his waifu. Kek.
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>>14628934
>Garter straps digging into ass cheeks
Hnnnggggg...
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>>14628920
Anon...
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Jesus christ
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>>14628954
You can stop anytime now.
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>>14628954
MODS
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>>14628948
what
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>>14628947
I think I found the one thing that we as a thread can all agree on:
Lingerie that's two sizes too small is awesome.
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>>14628954
memeshit aside, that body's still banging. Gag her up and she's good to go.
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>>14628959
You know what you lily sniffing faggot
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>>14628945
>It's just the next anubisfaggot waiting to happen
Is this revisionism? People didn't hate the Anubisfag because he got a lot of art of her, in fact no one really hates him. There was just a mild shitstorm when he got yuri because >Yuri.

>Though it did take people pretty much telling him they were fapping to his waifu. Kek.
Why do we want to chase out the waifufags though? They're not a nuisance and give us more art. Getting rid of them doesn't mean we'll get more art of other girls, it just means we'll get less art total.

Why are we even talking about waifufags though, I just wanted to talk about pubes.
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Why can't a Baphomet just ravage me already?
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>>14628972
because they don't exist and never will

get over it
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>>14628972
I feel the same way
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>>14628968
>revisionism
>revisionism
NO NO NO NO NO, FUCK YOU. You know damn well that faggot said he didn't give a fuck what his little stunt would cause, thread be dammed. But neither am get into an argument with you about that shitstain. Bait harder.
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>>14628967
My apologies for triggering you princess
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>>14628983
>All caps
Anon, I think you might have a bad case of "Taking the internet too seriously".

Maybe step back, take a break, put things in perspective?
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>>14628977
Imagine that sheer strength pinning you down, then her powerful pussy clenching down on you. All the while she's grinning and grinding into you. God dammit, I hate this.
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>>14628983
How does that contradict my point? The shitstorm was about the Yuri Anubis, not him over-saturating Anubis, like you said it was.
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>>14628968
>mild shitstorm
>ommitting the weeks of shitposting that followed
Negro if you're going to lie, lie to the newfags.
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>>14628993
The sabbath sure sounds great.
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>>14629001
Compared to Truckercore it was mild.
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>>14629001
Blame the cuckold for that.

Which, based upon how the word got censored across 4chan, might not have been constrained to just here...
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>>14628993
I'd prefer a Baphomet from the Onee-Sabbath
Or a /fit/ Hellhound.
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>>14628995
Hi. Not him but, anubisfag went chubby alp sempai tier never shutting up about his waifu and pawshit. We have a jabberwock calendar, and while that is nice, you all run everything into the ground, just look at memecat right now. So it might be time to take a break. Just saying, I'll be happy whichever side of the street it falls on.
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>>14628972
>No Baphomet with tanlines
>No bottom heavy Baphomet in spats
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>>14628945
>wanting waifufags that aren't faggots to stop sharing original content

nigga wat. you do realize that the best way for different girls to be represented is to commission or draw them yourself right?
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>>14629012
>I don't want new content cause it's not the new content I want
Really bra?
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>>14628967
I see you serial sniffer.
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>>14628945
>>14629012
What is it with this thread and eventually chasing away people who get OC for the thread? Its happened so often here.
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>>14629016
I may not know who you are, but I know this argument, the point is jabberwock IS saturated, just like anubis was in it's day, you can be as contrarian as you like it doesn't change a thing.
>not the content I want
And don't put words in my mouth you whore
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>>14629016
"Oversaturated" is this week's "pandering," I guess.
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>>14629019
Because there's always that one shitter that's mad that one girl is getting more attention than others and it's not one he likes.
And no, I'm not bogeymanning I'm just saying there's always at least one.
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>>14629015
All waifufags are faggots. It simply takes some time to bring it out.
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>>14629020
I'm sorry, but no matter what claim you make, wanting "Nothing" over "Something", just because you want "Something Else", when the lack of "Something" will not cause "Something Else" to appear, is fucking stupid.

>>14629027
Seems to be.
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Let's stop arguing and say nice things about MG's! I like Pharaoh. She smells like cinnamon and chocolate. She even lets me use her lap as a pillow while she gives me headpats!
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>>14629039
ur a fuckin whore
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>>14629039
I like fairies.

They're fucking great.

Fairies are nice.

The world would be a better place if everyone had a fairy companion
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>>14629039
Why a Pharaoh? Why not a Mummy instead? Mummy doesn't get talked about at all, talk about her.
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>>14629030
>>14629035
>I'll be happy no matter which way it falls
>it's just some bitter shitter that doesn't like "x girl!"

Like trying to teach a fish to do math...
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>>14629046
What do you like about Mummy anon?
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>>14629039
I love Kunoichi, they're fun to fluster and tease.

>>14629046
Mummies are fantastic, I'm disappointed at how little content they get.
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Need some help guys what would you rather hear a story about?
>a manticore who becomes a doting mother after adopting a son
>an undead family reunion
>a lamia who has to keep her baby crazy onee-san away from her boyfriend
>a ghost whisperer falling in love with a ghost girl that haunts his property
>the only male on the Olympic judo team
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>>14629039

I like Werecats because they look small enough to pick up and spear on my dick.
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>>14629050
Well she's not talked about a lot, she needs more art. She's very underrated compared to the other egyptian girls. We've got way too much Pharaoh, Apophis, and Anubis, but no Mummy. It's a shame.
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>>14629039
I like kitsunes! They're always so nice, purging the awful tanuki with their superior magic and wits. And all they ask for in payment is our lives in subservience, and to nibble at our bodies at night. They are truly wonderful, fluffy creatures.
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>>14629052
Undead family reunion sounds interesting.
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>>14629039
I think alps are cute. Sometimes I imagine the people arguing over dumb shit to be salty, salty alps that need headpats and it makes reading this thread less painful.
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>>14629052
>a manticore who becomes a doting mother after adopting a son
Only if she gets it on with him later. Adoptive M/s incest is hot.
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>>14629039
I like Tanukis because their tails are velvety soft and they help me with my 401K and stock portfolio.
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>>14629055
I like tanuki, they aren't semen-sucking old hags with hardly a penny to their name. They have peerless charisma and know how to use it.
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>>14629054
Time to commission some art then anon.
I know you wont though.
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>>14629039
I LOVE ALL MGs! EVEN THE MATANGOS AND I'm happy they will never be real just to see you faggots suffer.
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>>14629049
Yeah, keep talking out your ass.

I might not like every piece of artwork that comes through here; but I'm at least thankful that people bother to draw and post these things that -someone- who browses here might.
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>>14629065
What good is money without the kitsune empire to back it?
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>>14629039
I like Hellhounds.
They may seem scary, but they're actually really protective and give great cuddles after rough sex.
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>>14629067
I do not suffer. Zen has liberated me. That and occult has convinced me that there is something on the other side.
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>>14629054
Agreed. I like Pharaoh and Apophis, and adore Anubis, but mummy could definitely use more content. They're certainly ripe for it. All the stuff about them being super-sensitive, it's just begging for all manner of things!
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>>14629052
Undead family. Wacky shenanigans and misunderstandings between the living and the dead maybe?
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>>14629069
What, you mean their vestigial "Empire" that hasn't seen even a fraction of it's former glory in over a century?
Quite a lot.
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Dick the daughteru?
[Yes] / [No]

http://i.imgur.com/w9ohXWP.jpg
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>>14629052
>lamia
Yes
>baby crazy onee-san
Yes
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>>14629039
I honestly didn't care for cancers but I figured they could get some attention in the OP. Right now though, I want them to WASH AWAY THE ANGER

seriously though I want to delete this thread and start over, it's like you guys couldn't let go when I mercy killed the last one
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>>14629076
Always [Yes]
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>>14629052
>a lamia who has to keep her baby crazy onee-san away from her boyfriend
Why fight it though? Why not have a threesome?

>>14629073
Imagine giving a Mummy a massage as she moans and squirms underneath your touch!
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>>14629052
Undead Family.

Oh right I was gonna try to write some Undead thingamajig for that Wiki Contest...
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>>14629068
Ok little sister
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>>14629082
Don't delete. Just let it go.
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>>14629076
>Hell No.
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>>14629076
Anyone attempting to dick the daughteru will be chased off with a shotgun. Including me. Especially me. Even more especially anyone that looks like they might be Anonymous.
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>>14629091
I can't delete it. I never could. /jp/ is lovely like that.
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>>14629082
It's okay man, give it some time, posts will be deleted, people will get banned.
please don't ban me again ;_;
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>>14629090
Yeah. You keep posting shit meme pics that have nothing to do with MGs. Much better than "oversaturated" girls, amiright?
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>>14629076
Hell yes and I'll shoot any man that dares try to deny me the sweet embrace of a daughters warm, wet love.
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>>14629096
Indeed it is. I want a Kitsune to teach me how to end my suffering by embracing the Tau that is not spoken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99fMCuCkOTE
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>>14629076
I can't say no to that, can I?

aww jeez...
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Where the stories at? Even a greentext will do.
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>>14629052
>the only male on the Olympic Judo team
I want this just for the shower shenanigans that will ensue.
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Cancer girl is fine but Crab girl from MGQ grew on me like years ago.

Why is /jp/ a blue board when no one here has a job!?
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>>14629113
Stories are on hold as i deal with health issues and work and XCOM addictions and other things.
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>>14629114
the reason he's so good at grappling is from avoiding being raped in the shower
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>>14629099
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>>14629076
No. I give her some tea and tell her to get some sleep. She needs to be ready and presentable for church tomorrow.
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>>14629118
I post form work all the time anon, it's all that keeps me sane there.
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>>14629122
I'mma rape her.
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>>14629076
I look like a homosexual to you?

[XXX] dick the daughteru
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>>14629113
Vote for my next greentext here >>14629052
I've got a few more ideas if you want more options.
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>>14629122
Those are some bouncy ears, got dam.
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Please do not respond to the shitposter, he's just trying to start shit.

You know what to do with shitposters.
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>>14629133
Give them cute waifus to distract them?
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>>14629083
>>14629105
>>14629129
>>14629109
Daughteru dickers are the scum of the fucking earth.
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>>14629130
>Vote for my next greentext
Is that you Silent? Or do we have a new ego in here?
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>>14629076
Always.
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>>14629122
This is the shit that bothers me. She KNOWS she's attracting older men to look at her small body, tight butt, and oh so rapable face. She wants the D. And she doesn't care who fucking knows it.
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>>14629140
No. I just have 20+ ideas written down for stories and I don't know which one I should do first.
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>>14629147
Strawpoll them.
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>>14628760
>People unironically appreciate literal memecat
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>>14629138
Glad we live on the regular earth then.
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>>14629148
But I already wrote down the main ones here! I don't want to do all that work that I already did! Yes I'm lazy but that's why I'm here to get my shit together and write! Write about monster girls!
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>>14629138
I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up, I can't hear you over my darling girl's moans of pleasure.
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>>14629157
But we have daughteru dicking in regular earth.
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>>14629157
They're the scum of everywhere they go, poisoning everything pure and innocent they see. Also they constantly try to tell you that you're a bad father for not wanting to cheat on your wife and dick your kid.
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>>14629165
Of course we do, but we're not the scum of the regular earth. Just the fucking one, evidently.
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>>14629166
>implying it isn't usually the wife who puts her daughteru up to it
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>>14629166
You are a shit father. You could have fucked your daughteru and made an honest woman out of her, insead you let her go astray and now she's dancing on the pole, giving 5$ handles in some skeezy back alley to make ends meet.
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>>14629166
Listen up anon, >>14629172 has it right. Fucking you is literally the best, most fulfilling thing your waifu has ever experienced. As a devoted and loving mother, how could you blame her if she wants her child to experience the same happiness?
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>>14629166
I don't care homo. I'm going to eat the food in front of me and no amount of humancentric moralism is going to keep me from giving my flesh and blood the D
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>>14629196
>fucking you is literally the best most fulfilling thing your waifu has ever experienced

That's flattering and somehow sad.
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>>14629204
She's a monstergirl anon, you're her everything.
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Judging by the delay between posts, we have one maybe two anons samefagging the daughteru bullshit. Just my observation.
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Dick the MG motheru that adopted you?
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>>14629142
I want to cut a hole in her pants and have her leglock me right there in that quiet little room bathed by a sliver of moonlight. Whispering into my ear how she can't stand to not be made pregnant by me and that she's not letting go until no more seed go in.
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>>14629210
This has to be some sort of logical fallacy.

>>14629213
Absolutely.
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>>14629210
The shit fetish wants to think it's anything more than /d/ tier.
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>>14629218
Except /d/ is less tolerant of loli than here by a wide margin.
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MGs are MGs, aside from dicking your daughter so much that she wants to marry you there isn't really a downside to it

I can understand that you don't want to do it, I don't want to either, but there really is no reason to get upset over people who disagree with you
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>>14629213
You don't get it do you my friend? THROUGH DICK, THE WORLD
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>>14629206
Now it's heartwarming and cute.
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>>14629224
Exactly. It wants to think it's above it, but even /d/ wants nothing to do with it.

>>14629225
Because it's a shit fetish? They can shill incest all day, but to MGs do more than kiss and they're up in arms crying about yuri. And god help anyone that wants more adventurous tentacle girl story.
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>>14629241
>Yuri
>out of fucking nowhere
>thinking about doing with tentacles what I think you want to do with tentacles
You just lost all credibility.
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>>14629241
All this whinging with no credibility.
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>>14629241
MOSHI MOSHI BEITO DESU
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>>14629245
>>14629246
He points out two examples of hypocrisy and loses credibility? I'm not sure why he bothers but he's not wrong.
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>>14629213
Nah.
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>>14629241
Meh. Just let it burn. Let this whole shit place burn.

There's literally nothing good about it. It's just shitpost 24/7. Artwork gets posted elsewhere. Writing gets posted elsewhere. All this place has to it is turning to complete and utter shit whenever something one person remotely disagrees with gets brought up.
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Dawn of the first day.
>it's D-Day at your house
>your lich waifus whole family will be here over the weekend
>zombies and all
>your waifu is busy cleaning up her lab just in case an arm comes off
>you're getting cleaning the dining room table off when you hear the first knock on the door
>punctual as ever it's your oldest "daughter-in-law" Penelope
>funny how you consider this Wight your daughter when you saw her baby photos
>hand drawn by Leonardo DaVinci himself
>you tell her that her mother is in the lab and as she goes off and leaves you at the liquor cabinet with Greg, her husband
>as you're talking with Greg a new knock on your door
>it's Candy, your 'youngest' daughter that was made when your waifu got adventurous in Vegas and raised a Wurm
>but as soon as you open the door you hear your waifu call Candy into her lab to show her something

More will come. Writing at work is hard to do.
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>>14629035
I find fault with the idea that something is better than nothing. For instance, if you have nothing, and something comes along, but that something is a pic of who obese lardwhales with tumblr noses and shit dildos pegging men, is that something better than nothing? Whilst my scenario is hyperbolic, yet another pic of some oversaturated girl only a few select care about, is not really better than nothing. Infact a state of nothing may even inspire people to create something. Just depends on what that something is.
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>>14629262
Greg seems like a nice guy.
Greg x YOU OTP
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>>14629260
It's been kikis, incest, hellhounds, and loli for weeks. Meanwhile the alp anon and cheshire have become the thread memes. So tired of this shit.
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>>14629262
>at work
You wot? Nigga save that stuff for when you're able.
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>>14629269
>>14629260
No one is forcing you to stay.
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>>14629260
Occasionally someone posts something decent. I'd miss the good green-texts and cute talk.
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>>14629263
>A lot of nice art of one girl is the same as the most disgusting thing my mind can conjure up
Those aren't really comparable, and you know it.

The reason that people who like a particular girl go out of their way to get nice artwork of her made is because there wasn't things that fulfilled that niche in the first place. Having one girl be "Oversaturated" isn't going to diminish desire for anything else. If people really, actually want something, they'll find a way to get it. Other people getting a lot of something else that they want should not have any effect on the desires and motivations of someone else.
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>>14629273
I do nothing at work. I'm a security guard, not something that actually requires work.
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>>14629275
>cute talk
???
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>>14629275
>cute talk.
Nah fuck off with this shit
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>>14629276
>Those aren't really comparable, and you know it.
I fucking said that in my post. Though extreme, the point still stands.
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>>14629274
>leave so we can have our safe space
If everyone who disagrees leaves, this thread becomes another tumblr. Everyone sits quietly and waits for more of their fetish to be catered to in their safe space. Reasonable and civil amounts of criticism will at least slow this thread's descent.
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so who here works in the dragon company?
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>>14629277
And then anon's place of work was robbed.
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Jesus, it's like people hate everything today.
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>>14629279
>>14629280
I was referring to cuddly Yetis or what have you. Poorly worded.
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>>14629241
Incest is alright, as is yuri and tentacles. What is not alright is bitching about other people's fetishes, so stop doing that.

I mean Jesus, this thread will whine about pretty much anything. Not just borderline /d/ things, mind you, it's really anything goes in here. I recall some retard deciding that oneshota was unacceptable and starting a one-man shitposting crusade about it. Doesn't prevent you from enjoying or posting about what you like.
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>>14629283
>he wants to "save' the thread
We're on 4chan, there is nothing to save. Also, leave cause you have your own boards for your tastes, damn it. Why the hell do you insist on hanging around where you're not wanted?
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>>14629282
>Though extreme, the point still stands.
No, it really doesn't. Resorting to an extreme to try and prove a point is just an idiotic fallacy that only serves to display the lack of validity your so-called point actually has.
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I want an Echidna to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her family to join in too!
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>>14629293
>Yuri
I'm not supposed to see the line
>tentacles
I'm not even gonna touch this one.
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>>14629293
Shota a shit, gtfo with your shittaste yurifag. This thread's my special safe place, and I don't have to deal with your shit-fetish here!

Seriously man, don't even bother. It's pointless, and you should know that. We really should just break for like, an hour or two, hope the shitposting goes away, and simple talk about monster girls doing cute things can resume.
>>
Reminder that it's the weekend.
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>>14629241
>And god help anyone that wants more adventurous tentacle girl story.
We had another literal sounding story posted last thread without anyone flipping out. Are you just playing the victim?
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>>14629298
>I actively dislike seeing something
>But some how it's still better to have it than not
Fuck off
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>>14629287
Don't worry anon, it is the weekend after all.
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>>14629284
Don't trust the Dragon company, I heard that the head of their HR department is a lunatic from crazyland
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>>14629293
>bitching about other people's fetishes
They're welcome to whatever fetish they want as long as they don't over saturate the thread with it. It's beginning to get out of hand. I just find it hilarious how nobody can complain about yuri, meanwhile tentacle triggers the shitposters.

>>14629295
>save
Who said anything about save? This is purely selfish. If the thread dies, I don't get good OR bad content.

>>14629311
What? No shit. Had no idea. That's fucking funny.
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>>14629312
I'm sorry if so much of the content here is so offensive to you anon; but if that's the case, why are you still here if there's never anything you like, and just "Oversaturated" girls who make you want to gag?
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>>14629308
>monster girls doing cute things
Or we can talk about monstergirls doing other stuff too, cute stuff isn't my thing. Sometimes we go too far with it and it gets silly, and not in a good way.
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>>14629284
Not me. They don't even provide basic medical benefits and sick leaves.
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>>14629314
dont let her hear that...
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Goodnight Anons.

Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to headpat a loli.

It keeps them happy and stops them from starting a life of crime.
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>>14629284
Not me. The Fairy Dragon is the only one there that sounds like she's tons of fun, but she's just one person. I'll be in Spadetail Incorporated.
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>>14629318
I'm here forthe things I do like, obviously. Which only makes the oversaturation and repetition all that more offensive.
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>>14629324
I'm going to release a curse that will revert all lolis to their adult state.
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>>14629301
Post more please. Dead serious. Drown the flames out with your tiny penis.
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>>14629315
>whatever fetsish they like
Even Quadruple human on monster NTR?

Stop being retarded anon, you know things don't work that way here.
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>>14629325
>Spadetail Incorporated
Enjoy your couch casting and daily "inspections"
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>>14629332
Don't you mean advance?

It's also going to lead to a bunch of immature girls running around in very adult bodies.
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>>14629337
>Quadruple NTR
I'm sorry, but as Z-Ton's bat comic proved, when you get to such levels of successive NTR, it just becomes hilarious.
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>>14629337
Within fucking reason you half-wit. Taking my words to the extreme doesn't make you look any smarter.

And more specifically, they CAN have whatever fetish they want. What they post though it subject to thread rules.
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>>14629287
Not him, but from what I'm reading it looks like the anon/s are fed up with this place being stuck in a rut for months on end. I don't get how that equates to "hating everything" because I agree with them mostly.

But bitching about it isn't going to fix anything either, I think the reason why the threads are in this state is because they have been constantly active for years with no breaks in between. We are a general, even if we shy away from using the word and long running generals always run out of shit to say and get this way in the end.
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>>14629347
>In the end
>Implying the thread is coming to an end
>Implying this doesn't happen at least once a week
Oh anon, you're adorable.
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>>14629340
I will! And I'll also enjoy this ridiculous amount of vacation time that married men get! And the health insurance to insure I'll always spray out thick ropy blasts of semen every time! EVERY SINGLE TIME!
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>>14629344
You're not fooling anyone Mr 'just a few post per thread' it happened with alps, we're not letting anyone fuck us ever again. Good night faggot.
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>>14629284
what was that thing we said dragons make?
I want that to be a thing
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>>14629347
You're sleepy anon, now quit your doomsaying and go to bed.
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>>14629354
Pizza?
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>>14629347
That's because only the most die-hard fetishists typically last that long.

>Implying the thread is coming to an end
He didn't imply that at all dumbass. Work on your reading comprehension. 'In the end' as in, always reaches this point. Having to explain this to you would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
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>>14629353
Who said anything about a few posts per thread? I mean really, where did you pull that out of? I need whatever you're on.
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>>14629360
nah it was some sort of drink
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>>14629363
Sure sweetie, sure sure.
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>>14629351
>>14629361
>implying the thread is coming to an end
I wasn't implying that. I was saying that it was inevitable we would get this way after a period of time. Am I being trolled here?
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>>14629337
Yeah, NTR is alright, post it if you want. I mean, I don't like it and don't understand people who do, but I won't start rioting over it like some triggered tumblr landwhale either.

Now if someone is trying to push it by making a dozen shitty posts every thread, then that's a problem, but NTR itself is a-ok.
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>>14629361
>>14629368
The point's the same. You're acting like this is something new. The thread's been this way for a long fucking time already.
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>>14629368
Isn't that what I said?

I think at this point nobody knows anymore who's trolling who.

Especially this guy. No idea at all
>>14629367
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>>14629369
But one begets the other and it goes from "You're not allowed to like X" to "You're not allowed to not like X" And if X, generally speaking, is shit, I'd prefer the former.
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>>14629287
It's just /d/ and /u/'s bi monthly bitching that they don't get to post here. They have their respective boards, and have now claimed /aco/ for themselves and they still want us. Greedy fucks.
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>>14629369
Anon, I like ntr, but I know bringing it here is a bad idea. Good fences make good neighbors.
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I want a tentaclejob from a mindflayer!
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>>14629373
So what your saying is, we're stuck with the shit we already have, because it's safe and familiar?? Isn't what you describe (You're not allowed to not like X) exactly the same logic that the incest guys use?
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>>14629088
On one hand
>wiki contest
On the other, the average standard of wiki stories is so low that any of our writefags could do well in it, even Alp.
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>>14629378
Elaborate...
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>>14629374
I know right? We should just rename the thread Incest and Kiki general and maybe they'll all finally leave.
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>>14629379
>So what your saying is, we're stuck with the shit we already have, because it's safe and familiar??
No? Just don't have shit taste, and don't disallow people from calling out said shit taste.
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>>14629277
Hope you're careful. Worked with a guy who used to be a late night security guard and he literately did jack shit until he quit a week later, because he was so used to doing jack shit in the first place.
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>>14629364
Some sort of dragon oil, wasn't it? Not sure the exact name.
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>>14629382
She'd wrap her tentacles all around my dick and wriggle them around like she was giving me a handjob with them.

And then the next night she'd wriggle them into my brain and fire off my pleasure centers while giving a lap pillow. I'd ahegao and cum profusely all over myself with my dick twitching frantically in the air while she stroked my hair and giggled.
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>>14629389
Firegland oil
I need to check the archive or something, I want to remember what it does
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>>14629391
Not for me but you're allright.
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>>14629380
Hey, if I win (Fat chance, but I can dream) I get a copy of Butter-T's artbook to slash up, and they pay Luth to draw me something. Pretty good prizes really.
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>>14629380
> The setting of the story must take place in the world of MGE canon.
That rules out pretty much every good writefag.
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>>14629395
Light you on fire, in both ways, if you drink too much apparently.
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>>14629388
I work security for a national park. I just watch the front gates and the tv monitors and do homework or shitpost.
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>>14629397
>slash up
What?
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>>14629398
>muh butthurt over MGE
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>>14629399
man I wish beast went further with the effects in his greentext, weave got something here that's made dragons a little more interesting again.
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>>14629403
Y'know.

Disassemble it to be scanned.
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>>14629407
I like MGE but dang, it's a sword and sorcery world where you don't get to be a psychopathic murderhobo. It's so unbearably boring that it doesn't surprise how much everyone wants to deviate from it.

Though I think it's fair to assume that if the MGE monsters played tabletop games, they'd all roll up psychopathic rapehobos and sessions would rapidly degenerate into fervent schlicking.
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>>14629398
It's not a bad thing
The more restrictions there are, the more it requires imagination

5000 words
A select few MGs
And canon setting only

With these rules you have to come up with something pretty creative in order to stand-out from all the other stories
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>>14629420
I can imagine the NEET MGs all breathing heavily in creepy voices already.
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>>14629410
I don't get how this thing makes them more interesting
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>>14629420
>you don't get to be a psychopathic murderhobo
why would you want to be?
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>>14629435
because sometimes we just need a good killing campaign
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>>14629435
Why would you not?
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>>14629431
It give dragons more stuff to do
besides, who hear doesn't like the concept of it?
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>>14629262
>the third knock on your door brings around the twins, Carol and Sherry
>Carol brought her new husband Mike
>Sherry is wearing her maid uniform from MGC Maid Central
>both zombies are trying to become Wights like their other sisters
>too bad Sherry hasn't been contacted for a new husband
>I mean master
>Mike meets up with Greg as you take the twins to their mothers lab
>to which Penny shoos you away as soon as the twins enter the lab
>you have no idea what's going on in there but you know it's not good
>you're just hoping that it's nothing like the racing incident three years ago
>you still aren't allowed into Kentucky because of this
>you go back downstairs to Mike and Greg as you have another knock on your door
>it's your lich waifus Pharoah sister and her mummy honor guard
>and oh god she still doesn't have a husband yet
>you get yourself ready for a lot of drunken come ons and smile as you open the door
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>>14629448
>>14629262
Hope it turns out good. Goodnight.
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>>14629442
>not wanting to spend your days hot and sweaty with a loving MG pressed against you during the most sensual sex.
You gay son?
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>>14629410
>beast stalker is still here
Nice, but I don't know why you chose to stalk him of all writefags.
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Uh, is it safe to come out now guys?

I might've been too ambitious with the katawa pharaoh pic. Fair warning, I might shelf it until I get some more perspective/foreshortening studies under my belt.
Also I didn't know ancient egyptians had prosthetics. Neat.

>>14629039
Pharaohs and Wocks are qts.

Gonna go to back to bed now, goodnight /mgt/.
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>>14629262
>>14629448

Are you new to this? You seem new to this.
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>>14629469
>That pharaoh
Doing the Chief God's work.
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>>14629470
How so? I've done a few greentexts before, and I'm not new, I've been here for almost 3 years.
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>>14629462
No, but you're dumb. You could travel the land slaying beasts and getting fame, if that's your kick, and laying mamono left and right, but you just want to be a dildo. Your problem.
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>>14629427
>>14629469
Those both look good.

>Pharaoh Feet
>That thick wock
All nice. Nice gazer earlier btw
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>>14629485
>psychopathic murderhobo
>slaying beasts
>breaking MG hearts
Are you trolling me?
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did anyone check for the power tweet?
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>>14629504
You've been talking to two different people. Maybe that guy wants to simply kill everything he comes across. Me, I just want to have fun in an RPG like setting with exotic Pussy to fuck till I'm sick of sex.

I want to live
Love
Slay
What don't you get?
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>no new girl today
Hey KC how it's like to be a KEK?

>>14629511
There isn't.
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>>14629504
No he isn't. Is it too much to ask for a world with both human-friendly monster girls and horrid abominations you can go fuck up for loot and experience?

I mean, I had a glimmer of hope when that MGE supplement mentioned huge ass demon realm beasts that you can fight, but turns out that even these things pretty much lie down and let you slaughter them. .
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>>14629468
I'm not that guy, I just mentioned beast cuz its the only green text to have the oil in it
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>>14629515
>psychopathic murderhobo - anon #1
>slaying beasts - anon #2
There's a bit of a difference.

>>14629522
Hunt all you want. I personally won't harm anything that can talk.
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>>14629468
>beast stalker
If im not opening a can here, who?
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>you were born in a town
>and there were monstergirls in the town that had sex with people
>one day a monstergirl came up to you and said
>Lets have sex
>so you had sex whether you wanted it or not and it felt nice
>then there was a timeskip which is where lots of stuff happens but you don't get to read about it
>so there were also daughteroos or whatever because you guys like that shit for some reason
>the end
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>>14629542
kewl, thx senpai
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>>14629542
12/10 sequel when?
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>>14629542
You'll pastebin this, right?
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>>14629540
Some guy who was obsessed with Iron Beast, a writefag who needs a lot of improvement but is actually open to criticism.
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>>14629542
x is shit mg
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>>14629542
Still better than the wiki stories.
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>>14629549
wasn't that guy called angry orange for some reason a while back?

but enough about him, lets talk about slugs
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Anyone who enjoys monkey fucking.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3016733
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>>14629547
>your brother is on a boat
>and the boat is in the water
>then a big octopus monstergirl gets on the boat
>and your brother says get off the boat
>but she has sex with him instead on the boat
>your brother is angry and says he didn't want sex
>the octopus says it counted as being married because she's dumb and he can call the police they can't un sex him
>the end
This was a side story I think I went for darker themes this time but its important to branch out as a writer.
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>>14629560
It's because he was blogging on the thread about orange juice for some reason.
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>>14629576
Nice, I like it. Continue.

Speaking of stories, Bob recently updated Laska and Me. This time Laska gets to meet her mother and father while her mother is on her deathbed. Laska's Father is also a Cheshire Cat.

I just don't know what I expected.
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Been away for a week and a half, did I miss anything other than the drunken goat?
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>>14629576
And they say we get no new content.
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>>14629586
I'm starting to think that Bob is legitimately crazy now.
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>>14629582
naw the orange part came from him shitposting about orange juice when the thread was dead a one point
the angry part came from his UK employment blogshit and stalker pissing him off.
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>>14629542
>>14629576
Wurm story time
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>>14629598
>getting pissed off over the one guy who loves your shit
For what purpose?
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>>14629600
I want a Wurm to tell me the story of the Ugly Charybdis
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>>14629587
There was a Dragon company thing
Waifufags decided to celebrate their waifu's birthday (which is their release date)
There is a Chinese scan of the Chesire doujin http://exhentai.org/g/893965/6c70bc21d5/
Horse pussy kingdom guy has become Hoof pussy kingdom guy
And we got some new art and a few stories update

I think that's it
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>>14629606
>Once, there was an ugly charybdis
>One day, a blind man floated by her!
>But he was already dead, so she died alone.
>The end.
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>>14629601
he'd spam links to Beast's paste bin and if I remember right people were tarting to get annoyed at Beat for something he wasn't doing.

for example, vampires get mentione?, expect a link to beat vampire story
hellhounds get mentioned? link to the hellhond roulette entry
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>>14629586
>Spoiler
That's...I...I'm not...I don't...

I can't handle this shit. And also, Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland is getting a sequel? Fuck everything.

>>14629595
Maybe he's acting out his frustrations.
Or more likely he's long since stopped viewing or caring about the existence of this thread, and just likes to write a world where Monster Boys exist in equal measure to Monster Girls and Humans.
Which is fine and all, but I just can't wrap my head around "Male Cheshire Cat-Person". It should be easy; just anthropomorphize the character of aforementioned film. But no, it just isn't clicking in my mind. Just "Does not compute".
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>>14629612
Ah, I can see people thinking he was self promoting for it.
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>>14629615
>where Monster Boys exist in equal measure to Monster Girls and Humans.
>Which is fine and all
What I don't get is in Bob's MG world, Monster Girls are still hyper sexual creatures, they still fuck at young ages and have high libido, and surprise sex happens every now and then. At least, it's confirmed for the Monster Girls. Does the same apply to boys? It's weird how Bob created a world that's a slight role reversal, with women going out and fucking men at clubs and all that, but then still has Monster Boys and doesn't bring that up at all. Are they super sexual? Do they have their own clubs? Do they rape all the human women?

I just don't get it, it's only referenced a few times in the story, but doing so raises so many questions and contradicts the world most monster girl fans are familiar with and the world he created. I don't know why he bothered to add them at all.
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>>14629615
Just how many views does TFT get anyway? Every time I go there it looks like a bigger circlejerk than we've made, none of the story comments seem to be from anyone other than the writers.
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>>14629630
I presume TFT is one of those places where it's 99% lurkers. The only people who'd bother to get an account are the writefags.
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>>14629627
I guess they're actually meant to be passive and the weaker gender. It's the only way you could keep the initial premise of the setting and add in male monsters at the same time.
I'd be more than okay with it too, the role reversal stuff is what got me into the threads in the first place
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>>14629113
I've been trying to write something for six months now, but every time either videogames or work pop up and cause me to lose all steam. Actually, that's a good idea. If I lost Steam then maybe it wouldn't distract me so damn much.
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>>14629624
one last thing before I change the subject,
I find it strange that beast also post about liking golems but hasn't done a single thing about them.

but still, now is the time to talk about something else
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>>14629140
>Silent having an ego
Normally I'm the first person to point out a self important writefag, but other than his polls I'm yet to see anything on a Machine or Nega level.
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>Wake up
>Thread already had a mild shitstorm
>Doesn't look like there's a new girl today
Guess we're back to Wednesdays, I knew I should have slept in.
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>>14629650
It was only a category 1 shitstorm, don't worry. Next time though, please spend a bit more time at the Ryu shrine, ask her about her day and all. I know she's old, and fat, and clingy, but if she's in a good mood we'll have good weather the whole week.
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>>14629608
>Horse pussy kingdom
I hate this retarded meme so damn much.
>Maus? I don't care, it's like stupid baby speak but it isn't that common anymore.
>Alps? They're a bit weird but fuck it.
>Stinkypede? Annoying but that's Alp's legacy for you.
>Small dick guy? Once a thread and easy to ignore if it bothers you
But the "X pussy kingdom" thing is retarded and forced for multiple posts every fucking thread.
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>>14629630
Yeah, I'd agree with >>14629635
It really is just a place to post content; it's own so-called "Community" isn't terribly active.
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>>14629656
>Stinkypede? Annoying but that's Alp's legacy for you.
Alp died as he lived. Complaining, shouting "By golly daddy-o, my taco is slippier than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel" and feeling inadequate.
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>>14627661

You are right, I fixed the double postnumbers and It looks like I skipped over one of the request, namely: >>13633683.
Could put the requests you saved in a pastebin and link me?
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I've been curious about what you guys think about human women
I kinda assume that there is some /r9k/ level of hate going on but I never saw any proof of that

Anyway here's a strawpoll, please vote: http://strawpoll.me/6563484
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>>14629608
>Horse pussy kingdom guy has become Hoof pussy kingdom guy
God dammit I was hoping he had killed himself by now.
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>>14629718
Human girls are great for incubating eggs.
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>>14629718
Guess my opinion would fall into "somewhat negatively."

They're nice to look at and not bad as acquaintances but becoming anything more than that is always a pain in the ass.
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>>14629627
Exactly my thoughts; I've never got across on why Bob added monsterboys at all. I remember just one, Laska's teacher casually mentioned as bara male lizard, but even that left me wondering 'cos then it affected literally nothing, he never reappeared, he didn't have a rage strike and shank someone with his claws, he could just as well have been made a human or have his species undisclosed whatsoever.

You'd instantly think the author must be some of those apparently freaked out by MGE's rapey stuff, or male-favoring gender imbalance, or role reversal etc., and wanting do disable those but funny enough those are STILL MASSIVE THINGS in Bob's lore.

What I'm saying, part of me kinda thinks it'd be nice to have even the most unlikable fags around just so you could sometimes... ask them to explain stuff.
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>>14629088
>wiki contest
I just checked this out and apparently you need to give your real name to enter.

Might as well post it on 4chan while you're at it.
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>>14629729
I'm going to team up with a shady Tanuki to create a series called "Roped"
You can guess it's content
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>>14629793
Bondage?
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>>14629793
Ropers. If it doesn't have Ropers then your show is shit.
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>>14629802
Tentacle bondage perharps
It will be up to the Roper how she restrains the human girls before planting eggs in them
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>Didn't wake up to a new girl
M-maybe next week.
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>>14629774
Give it to who? If it's just to a wiki mod then there's not too much to fear.

You'd have to give it when buying merch off ebay or commissioning a drawfag etc. Some caution is fine but too much can be restricting.
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When I entered the building, I was greeted by a dirty stench, like someone had been smoking cigarettes indoors for years. It was foul, like many apartment buildings. I climbed the stairs to the correct floor, the third.
There was the door. I looked out the window, at the grey concrete and grey skies, and swallowed my nervousness. I rang the doorbell, and all too soon it opened, before I was ready.
It was Anubis-chan, and yet it wasn't THE Anubis-chan. A little sister. She didn't know me, and she looked like a doe in the headlights when she looked at me. Such innocence, such fragile innocence.
Then I smelled the apartment. Have you ever felt that smell, Detective? When you smell the filth of an apartment that isn't well taken care of, you smell the stench of neglect and inferiority? It's not like it was infested with cockroaches or anything. It just wasn't the way my own home smelled. Not how SHE smelled at school. She deserved better than that. She was like a rose, growing out of a dung-heap. It was then I understood what must be done. I made up an excuse for the sister, saying I'd got the wrong door, and then I left.
I would save Anubis-chan. One day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zutiIw_2e2g
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>>14629823
We're talking about the wiki. They will not only leak your name to the 'net, but also get SETI to broadcast it so that even the Vulcans can laugh at you.
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>>14629813
I would watch this shit religiously. Paladins, maids, class reps, gyarus... I want to see all of them used like onaholes and discarded with empty eyes and a belly full of eggs.
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>>14629729
I hope you get a dick parasite.
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>>14629876
One that would replace my semen with its own vile seed and make every human girl I fuck get pregnant with more dickworms? I do too.
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>>14629895
Matou please.
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>>14629876
I wouldn't mind putting my dick in a parasite.
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>>14629909
Slime carrier is one of the shittiest slimes out there though, i would not dick.
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>>14629907
I'd be fine with one of those tongue-replacing worms, but for my dick, if it gave me the strength or lines to use it on all sorts of human girls.
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>>14629895
No. Something that will make it seem so your penis swallowed a billiard ball.
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>>14629718
Eh, they're okay. Experience and situations involving friends and family have seriously put me off them as romantic partners but they aren't all bad. Most men still go for them so I guess there must be something in it.
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>>14629913
Hard to argue that they aren't the worst but it's not a problem since all slimes are awesome
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>>14629935
And to think our fathers had to put up with human women.

We will also have to put up with them when our neet stage worns out.
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>>14629963
If I could get my Shinki pregnant I'd have no need for 3d women anymore.
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>>14629909
>Parasite slime waddles, or whatever the hell slimes do, up to a guy
>Invites him to have a good time
>Guy is receptive and alpha as fuck as he is scoops the girl into his arms is they can have fun
>Pink goop everywhere
>A squeaky, gargling voice come from nowhere
>"He said yes! He said yes!"s
>Guy understandably wuts
>Cutie in his arms introduces him to her other half and a near featureless face forms in the goop, cheerfully greeting him
>HFW
>He tries to, discreetly as possible ask the human half to ditch the goop
>She actually gets offended and tells him they're a package deal
>Guy speeds off with a matango in his Masseratti

Man, that'd have to hurt. I mean, a matango is just as infested as a parasite slime, but her infection doesn't talk or have a face, or chime in what movie to go see, savvy?
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>>14629947
Even black slimes? Fucking twink.
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>>14629522
My nigga.
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>>14629978
*so they can go have fun
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>>14629522
>even these things pretty much lie down and let you slaughter them.
They do?
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>>14629963
I'm not a NEET anymore and haven't been for years, but I'm still not putting up with their shit. I'll be friends but nothing more.

There's a reason why we're all here - because monster girls are the best.
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>>14630014
I wouldn't want to live there, must be hot as fuck.
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>>14630030
That's why most girls walk around wearing very little.
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>>14630036
Those are dwarven girls though.
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>>14630039
And you know who else lives with Dwarves?
Monoeyes, Gnomes, Kobolds, Goblins, Hobgoblins and Lava Golems.
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>>14630046
>Monoeyes
No wonder they're so sweaty. Imagine having a computer whirring 24/7 in a lava cave!
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>>14630014
Wish MGE's dwarf was a bit more like this, instead of an almost chibi baby with toothpick legs.

Or like that asanagi shorstack, you know the one. Mmm, asanagi.
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>>14629978
Matangos make you hallucinate so I can see the appeal
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That one picture of Miia in a blue bikini was bothering me, so i made it better colors
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>>14630054
What, no they don't, not anymore, matangos got nerfed hard but the stigma remains.
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very cute
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>>14630014
I'm dying, miss. I came here to donate my soul to the Golem Project.
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I need a fucking kikimora so I don't keep waking up at noon and not be able to buy Burger King's enormous omelette sandwich. Holy shit I'm mad right now.
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>>14630067
Wait, they were even more dangerous than they are now? holy shit.
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How many daughterus is too many daughterus? I think 3 little yetis with lots of energy running around hugging everything in sight would be fun but not too exhausting
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>>14630067
Yup. Just checked. Hey get slightly high.
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>>14630075
Sorry, you need to be a mom and have a 14 year old kid to donate your soul to the ̶M̶o̶n̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶t̶r̶u̶m̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶P̶r̶o̶j̶e̶c̶t̶ Golem Project
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>>14630091
Fuck it, then I'm donating my body to the Mindflayer Indoctrination Project.
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>>14630082
you can never have too many kitten daughters!
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>>14630082
I want two kids that need watching at a time. Then we can have two more when the first two are old enough to be left alone.
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Litter of Puppy daughterus.
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>>14630077
You became a mushroom man, not like now where you just get a cute hat. You lost your mind and gained a few minutes of wakefulness when you ejaculated. Matango were purge on sight for a long time. Still kind of are.
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>>14630087
>If a human male breathes in a spore, it will sprout and grow. Once it becomes a large mushroom, the thoughts of the male will be seized by it. Men who end up like this will feel pleasantly giddy, and become unable to think of anything but the matango who scattered the spore and then will naturally head for the matango to have sex with her while being guided by the mushroom

There's feeling good and there's being mind controlled.
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CRYSTAL POWER!
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>>14630119
>Men who have sex with the matango for a long time will have many spores planted in their body. When mushrooms start to grow on the men’s outsides, they turn into a “mushroom person” whose mind is full of thoughts of having sex with the matango.

YEP. Still purge tier.
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>>14630124
Skarner-chan please, you're not even a meta pick right now.

It's okay I still love you.
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>>14630077
KC wants everyone to think the setting is brighter than it actually is, he's nerfed a few girls and amended some things. I still Remember when lizardas could kill. Better times.
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You can purge only one: matango or mindflayer?
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>>14630139
Neither. Both deserve love.
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>>14630139
Mindflayer. At least matangos are more accessible in terms of controlling the infection.
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>>14630139
I'd rather have a threesome with them, get turned into a squid and tentacle rape the Matango.
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>>14630139
Matango, Mindflayer is still purge-tier but while they stay away they are harmless.
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>>14630136
That one was TL mistake from the start dumbass.
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>>14630136
What was the reason behind lizardgirls being able to kill?
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>>14630146
>malicious
>harmless
Spotted the soon to be fried squid.
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>>14630112
>gained a few minutes of wakefulness when you ejaculated
How horafying. Imagine waking, immobile and terrified, in a damp cavern to find yourself fused with a creepy mushroom girl who stared at you with unblinking eyes. You'd barely have time to scream profusely as you realized you were balls-deep inside her with your arms wrapped around her back before you started getting drowsy again...
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>>14630139
Matango


Mindflayers are olev
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>>14630148
Of course it was. Most of the early translations were awful attempts by random gelbooru posters who didn't have any kind of consistency to their work.

Some people always had trouble accepting that.
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>>14630149
If she took an interest in you but you lost to her, you were in danger if being cut down by her. Japanese fans complained and KC made her a bit more cuddly.
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>>14630145
>>14630146
>>14630155
Tell your squid rapist to get her tentacles out of your brain.
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>>14630150
If they can't get near you there will be no tentacles up your ears.
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>>14630153
FUCK
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>>14630165
>not wanting your waifu to be in literally all of your holes while you fill her most important one with your love


join us anon
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>>14630165
But anon, I want more of them in there. I want her to riddle my brain with her tentacles. I want all of them inside me at once while we cuddlefuck under the blankets.
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>>14630175
This is why I purge monsters.
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>>14630139
Why would I purge either? They need some men and they fuck off forever, just toss them perma-depressed, hopeless bastards done with their lives who'd gladly drown in mindless ecstasy they offer, those are all around.
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>>14630181
For making people happy?
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>>14630169
You know what can do that even better? DEATH!
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Could you help the vixen next door move some furniture around?
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>>14630175
>>14630180
>wanting to be literally mindraped
I hope you get purged along with your brain squids.
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>>14630183
I wonder if they sentence all those evil men normal MGs do not want into matango pits or something?
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>>14630139
Matango. Those spores are no joke.
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>>14630187
I'll be remodeling her shithole.
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>>14630185
>literally being mind controlled
>lel they just want to make you happy
There is no image that can convey my contempt so I'll just say FUCK YOU
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>>14630187
But I'm bad at lifting stuff.
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>>14630188
It's not rape, anon, it's brain making love. Receiving her tentacles gives me an unimaginable sense of serene love. She can transmit her feelings for me directly into my brain when we cuddle. I only wish I could give it back to her. I hope she can read my feelings for her even if I can't send them straight to her mind.
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>>14630187
Sure, but I hope it doesn't take too long. I heard a really bad snowstorm is rolling in.
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>>14630205
If you get snowed in, there will be hot cocoa. With marshmallows. Doesn't she look like a woman with marshmallows to spare?
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>>14630082
Yeti daughter's faces when daddy starts headpatting mommy and hugging her really hard, against the ground.
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>>14630198
Same thing.
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>>14630203
I can already see who's behind the anon behind this post.
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>>14630203
Id rather have normal sex then demolition man cybering
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>>14630203
Go be gay somewhere else anon. I'm not even talking about tentacles being phallic you're just being a faggot and it's irksome.
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>>14630212
Fuck off Druella.
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Stop spreading hate.
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>>14630208
>Hot Cocoa with marshmallows
...Alright. That's good enough incentive.
She's not married, is she?
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>>14630203
There's a series called "witchcraft" by Yamatogawa, and in the last chapter the MC and the main girl are having sex while sharing a mind leak like that, and their pleasure is so intense it affects all the ladies in the room with them

that reminded me of that
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>>14630214
Please don't imply anything unseemly. My darling waifu is always with me.

>>14630217
Why not both at the same time?
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>>14630228
If she was she wouldn't need your help, would she?
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>>14628643
This guys art looks a lot less stiff now.
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>>14630139
Both, the hell is wrong with you.
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>>14630139
The people that like them.
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>>14630237
Good point.
Gotta watch out, those unmarried foxes tend to get a little "touchy".
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>>14630255
Well at her age she might get cold easier, so a little cuddling would be an act of practicality.
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>>14628895
I'm partial to Unryuu, Kaga, Mutsu, AND Tenryuu.
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>>14629369
>NTR is alright, post it if you want.
I don't care the post was hours ago, you're a faggot.
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>>14628887
>Kloah will never draw yandere Abyssal
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>>14630237
What if she's a widow?
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I Chrom was real. That man understands the need to tell monsters to get off my property!
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>>14630274
Then why isn't her son there to help her?
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>>14630279
She only has daughters?
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>>14630283
Then she may be measuring you up for one of them.
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My lord! Shall we pursue Lu Bu?
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>still no new girl
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>>14630259
>Cuddling with a fox in front of the fire in the middle of a snowstorm, possibly in a mofu-cocoon.
You know what, I don't even care if she set this up to seduce me. That sounds heavenly.
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>>14630291
Refrain from chasing after lord Lu of clan Bu.
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>>14630300
But he may become a nuisance in the future!
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>>14630291
Certainly! but first I shall pursue you
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>>14630286
I'll have this one, please.
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>>14630291
>this artist
No sure if want.
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>>14630314
Is that boy crying and gagged?
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>>14630294
If we don't get a phoenix girl soon I'm going to burn down the yeti orphanage.
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>>14630317
Yes. That sort of thing really gets her wet.
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>>14630325
Sounds like a keeper, that one.
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>>14630317
That's what concerns you? You see the size of that mosaic?
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>>14630291
You do that.
Im going after his daughter!
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>>14630323
But then they'll have to move in the Wurmanarium!
>>14630331
I can't speculate on what is hidden, only on what I see.
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>>14630291
How many times have we been over this?

HOW.

MANY.

TIMES?

No, you get your ass into my command tent right fucking now and get on your hands and knees, because I'm going to give your throat such a fucking it'll hurt to even say 'Lu Bu'!

MAYBE THEN YOU'LL LEARN NOT TO ASK STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS.
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>>14630291
>dmitrys
>>>/d/
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>>14630330
She's going to stutter and blush so hard while she assaults you, anon. She might even cry when she impales herself on your bullied dick.
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>>14630188
don't bully the brain squid, you'll make her cry
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>>14630342
You see a dick? Or even a bulge? No.
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>>14630346
I'll bully her with my dick. I'll grab a fishful of her tentacles and fuck it like an onahole with a cum-up-the-nostril finish.
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>>14630346
>bully
Purging her and the whole damn species.
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>>14630346
Nice work friendo, she's pretty cute.
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>>14630346
But I love brain squids, they're out friends and know what's best for us!
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>>14630350
I don't give a fuck keep that shit out of here dickfag.
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Armored Thunderweasels
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>>14630361
How am I a dickfag when there's no dick in that pic? You're the one who's talking about them. All I see in that image is an Oni with fabulous muscles.
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>>14630365
RUBBER
Armored
Thunderweasels

Fixed that for you.
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>>14629909
To each his own, i'm not a fan of sticking my dick in a literal meat puppet.
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>>14630346
I want to bump foreheads with her while she massages my braaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.
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>>14630286
...But what if I still want the old fox for debauched animalistic sex that goes on for days, leaving the both of us as mindbroken lumps of sweat and meat laying in a puddle of our shared sexual fluids, drunkenly addicted to eachothers' flesh?
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>>14630346
Good. Mindflayers were a mistake.
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>>14630371
Then you should make it clear you want that. Take the initiative from her. Take control. You'll lose it again soon enough.
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>>14630368
How about rubber armor with metal bits they can conduct stuff from.
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>>14630366
>post stuff from a famous futafag
>how am I a dickfag
Oh right, it's the weekend.
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>>14630139
Mantago's. Mindflayers are much easier to contain if needed controlled and can be reasoned with.
Mantago spores could wipe out entire cities.

That and one should keep in mind that a mushroom man is probably beyond saving, while somoene affected by a mindflayer can likely receive help.
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>>14630384
>pic was posted in these threads before
>I saved it
>posted it again later
>now I'm a futafag
Your immense knowledge of futa artists baffles me, and your eagerness to flaunt this knowledge before others makes me feel like you're the one who likes them. Please stop. For your own good.
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>>14630346
Aww she's so cute, I want to become her personal squid
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>>14630386
>no you
About what expected from some cockmunch.
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>>14630392
>not stopping
Anon. Nobody cares. There's no dick there to be seen. Just an Oni with a rockin' body. Get over it.
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How's everybody's day today?
Also, 'new' wife picture.
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>>14630397
That kind of looks like something out of Gankutsuou.
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>>14630397
Stylish.
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>>14630392
He's right though, look at the file name of the image. It's not like he went looking for the artist's page and knew who he was.

At this point you're just looking for things to be angry about.
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Alternate.
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>>14630397
>>14630406
Those are some spooky eyes
I'd be so nervous if even a single one gazed at me
They'd probably ruin sex too
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>>14630397
reminds me of the familiars in madoka.

pretty cool we still know back home that your really busy trying to get art from good goys
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>>14630396
>nobody cares
I do. Not him.
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>>14630397
>>14630406
That's a pretty cool style.
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>>14630412
You only care about sweaters.
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>>14630209
You see, sometimes papa gets very cold and he needs to hug mommy for warmth, and clothes can get in the way of her heat. Now brush up for bed and put your Weresheep wool jammies on, don't forget to grab your daki pillows and hug them tight.
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>>14630404
Since when the hell do we let things go here? If he's new he should get more experience before posting literal shit. I didn't suffer through two years of bob's shitposting to welcome that crap here now.
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>>14630416
What are you on about?
>>
ayyyyy
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>>14630418
There is no dick in that picture. There is only an Oni. There is nothing to be mad about.
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>>14630418
Nobody's gonna learn to identify futa artists just to satisfy your autism, freak.
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>>14630422
Hypnosis?
>>
New girl when
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>>14630418
You're the one with immense knowledge of futa artists, sure that anger isn't repressed feelings?
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>>14630425
Now you know. Stop posting futashit nigger.
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>>14630397
>gazer fausuto27 warm
That is a very nice picture. interresting style
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>>14630434
But that's not futa. You're just bitching to get attention. Which I will stop giving to you now.
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>>14630434
Go look at some more cocks, faggot. I know I ain't gonna.
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>>14630432
Probably wednesday instead of today.
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>>14630439
No but only about 99.9% of what that artist does is.
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>>14630445
Nobody but gays know that, anon. Why do you know it?
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>>14630439
Also
>attention
I want /d/fags to leave us all I want.
>>
What would a stalk-job from a Gazer feel like?
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>>14630445
>picture isn't futa
>hate it purely for the fact that futa exists elsewhere
By your logic we should hate every Monorus image because he did a futa commission in the past.
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>>14630450
I actually got a picture kind of like that.
I've posted it before.
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>>14630451
He did?
>by my logic
Look, think whatever you want, just mind who you post you stupid fuck.
>but it wasn't me
Bah
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>>14630457
Not somewhere in this thread though, no?
Would you mind posting it again?
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>>14630450
An eye-opening experience
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>>14630397
Do you hang these pictures around your house or something?
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>>14630458
It's a picture of a Monster Girl. It's not futa. You have no argument.
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>>14630450
Sandy milk and a bag of coins.
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>>14630464
YOU GODDAMN NINJA
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>>14630461
It was a while ago.
and it's only semi-related.
http://a.pomf.cat/qtkekf.jpg

>>14630466
I plan to get prints of several
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>>14630458
>He did?
Yes, the Cheshire daki.
>just mind who you post you stupid fuck.
I didn't post it, there's at least three people fed up of this shit judging by previous responses. Easier to think you're right when you assume everyone is the same guy I guess.
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>>14630464
One more of these, Charon, and I'll drown you in the goddamn Styx, sware on me mum
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>>14630451
Not him but it's a very old troll tactic to post like the one decent picture an artist did who normally specializes in some /d/ inflation/guro/futa type stuff in order to get a foot in the door. Similar principle of trying to post traps then wait for someone to say how hot an image is before going "Ha! That's a guy!"

But neither really work here because they are so old and have been done so much. That guy called out the artist almost immediately. People pick up all that stuff from osmosis after awhile, like anyone can tell you the entire plot of the Metal Gear series without having played any of them just from being in here awhile.
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>>14630473
I'm not really seeing how that's related at all...
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>>14630469
So is tumblrnose. You want people actively posting that shit here? Let it go already.
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>>14630479
Can I have her corpse once you're done?
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You're now imagining a yeti wearing a pair of these pajamas.
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>>14630485
eyestalk wrap-around
>>
I want a Salamander to jerk me off with her beautiful lizard feet!
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>>14630482
Is it really so hard to believe that I like that picture and there is no ulterior motive behind it?
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>>14630478
>three people
Did you read my whole post? Now let's both be quiet.
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>>14630490
It's not really wrapped around though. Just peeking past his dick and staring right at the guy.
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>>14630494
Oh hi, first day here?
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>>14630014
Only to dance naked on the mailbox.
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>>14630497
It's the closest I have.
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>>14630489
>immediate access to some fat Yeti ass
Yes, this pleases me.
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>>14628588
Cute Cancer.
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>>14630494
Maybe if it was actually a good picture instead of that weird westernized face that looks like it came out of a DnD manual.
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>>14630501
I saved the picture while these threads were back on /a/.
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>>14630365
>Zapweasel in Samurai armor
>Each piece has inlaid copper wire
>So when she channels her power, not only does she set it sparking to look more intimidating, but you can hear her earth shattering "HYAAA~"s from the mindbreaking orgasms
>As she tries to find her destined Husbando in the enemies
>Goes through armor every week
>If it's raining, she takes to the field naked
>Telling herself that she is Lightning, the rain transformed
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>>14630510
Good for you.
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>>14630518
>posting reaction images
Congratulations, now you're even worse.
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>>14630513
>you will never help your Raiju become the Tusk of Thunder
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Time to go dancing!
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>>14630519
>reaction imagefag worse than futafag
Kek
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>>14630504
Is it wrong to be aroused by yeti paws?
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>>14630536
But there's nobody posted futa. Nobody even mentioned it before you did.
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>>14630513
Is this meta?
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>>14630539
Niet.
Though I prefer whatever Familiars have.
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>>14630534
>Demon without a spadetail
Poor thing. She's getting all the cuddles.
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>>14630540
So this guy brings up futa so he can shitpost about it, even if no one else is talking about it

Got it, there will be many deleted posts soon then
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>>14630545
>Poor thing
I don't know man, she looks pretty rich to me.
>>14630546
Hopefully.
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>>14630520
>Go to Not!Norway/Sweden
>Hear the sound of thunder and lightning
>Think it's some kind of Zapweasel that followed you from Zipangu
>It's a Dire Wolf clad in lightning, her blue eyes focusing right on you
>Your legs feel like gelatin when she laughs a deep guttural rumble, two large canine fangs protruding out of her upper lip
>SKOLLR WILL CHASE WHAT WILL NOT WILLINGLY COME
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>>14630539
Mamonomana should prevent rug burn, so nothing wrong with big, warm paws
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>>14630540
Nigger just stop posting that stuff and we'll all be happier.
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>>14630561
>that stuff
Monster Girls?
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>>14630561
>we
Nice one
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>>14630554
I'm scaroused.
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Muscular monsters in pretty dresses.
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You guys usually have pretty good taste, so which epic fantasy novel series would you recommend to a cute little Hobgoblin who wants to become a writer of such things and seeks inspiration?
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>>14630570
Indeed.

I would love a muscular kunoichi wielding impractically sized weapons.
I also want her ears to be super sensitive in both meanings of the word..
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>>14630564
Monstergirls from a guy who does as most exclusively futa. You can try and turn this around in me all you like, fact of the matter is I'M the one telling you to keep that shit out, and you're the one defending art from that fag. You're the enemy, not me.
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>>14630578
nice meme
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>>14630578
But it's a picture of a Monster Girl. It's not futa. Anything else the artist may or may not have done is irrelevant to the particular image.
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>>14630581
No memes, just cold hard facts. But I realize, you've been rusing me all along, well done. Go back home.
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>>14630583
>>>/d/
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>>14630585
You're impossible.
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>>14630585
>>>/out/
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>>14630583
Report and ignore, as always. Encyclopedia Fagolo here will have to start posting cocks himself if he wants to talk about them.
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>tfw shitty sleep the last few weeks

What MG would be best to combat that? Lets exclude obvious ones like Mindflayers and magic users.
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>Monstergirl delinquents
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>>14630604
Huuuuuhhhnn~?
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>>14630587
Woudn't have survived this shithole otherwise. Is what I'm asking really do unreasonable? Plenty of monstergirl artist who aren't hardcore /d/fags.
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>>14630602
Weresheep, Nightmare and fluffy MGs like Yetis and Kitsunes.
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>>14630607
I will not change my behavior just to avoid triggering you.
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>>14630602
Wendigo coat
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>>14630602
>exclude obvious ones like Mindflayers and magic users.
u w0t
The most obvious ones would be weresheep, dormouse or yeti
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>>14630614
Stop engaging him instead, you idiot.
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>>14630614
Same goes for me then. Get comfy Faggot. Or don't.
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>>14630604
I'd that alp thing in the middle.
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>>14630576
The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings
Discworld
The Dark Tower
Wheel of Time
Nagash Trilogy
A Song of Ice and Fire
The Five Rings
Fifty Shades of Grey
Twilight Saga
For the greatest satirical erotic fantasy fictions ever produced
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>>14630623
>The Dark Tower
I would not subject anyone to the ending of that series.
>spoiler
If you really want a cute Hobgoblin to read that garbage, I hope you realize there is a special place in Hell waiting for you.
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>>14630621
Me too.
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I want to get strong so i can hold Miia up while we have sex

al 7 meters of her
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>>14630623
>Fifty Shades of Grey
>Twilight Saga
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>>14630616
Well, a mindflayer would just remove all stress and make you sleep, magic users could just do the same with a spell I imagine.
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>>14630576

Sabriel
Lirael
Abhorsen
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>>14630623
>Wheel of Time
ALL of it?
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>>14630604
But anon, raping is normal for monstergirls. Would the delinquents be pure girls?
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>>14630602
Ogre to fuck you into exhaustion.
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>>14630628
>>14630634
I'm going to bully the fuck out of the Hobgoblin and tie her to a chair, forcefeed her Holstaur cremé parfaits and force her to watch both of those satires' movie series.

Then show her how a real man loves his woman. Hard and fast.
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>>14630635
Yeah but MGs related with dreams and sleep like Dormice, Weresheeps and Nightmares are more obvious choices than a Mindflayer for exemple.
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>>14630639
Maybe they like handholding.
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>>14630623
>No Weiss and Hickman
>No McCaffrey
>The one DnD you use is the setting for the Book of Weaboo Fightan' Majik

Also, I'd recommend Deathlands before I ever recommended the Dark Tower.

Not!SnakePlissken>Not!ClintEastwood
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>>14630651
Oh, whoops, wrong thread.
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>>14630656
We speak of Waifuborne here.
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>>14630651
Wrong thread brohan?
>>14630656
Heehee
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>>14630656
Too late i saw it, i'm going to think in my head about how stupid you are for posting it in the wrong thread and judge you

feel bad you fucking piece of shit
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>>14630653
>get cornered by a bunch of hard-looking monsters
>they slam you to the ground and squat all around you
>you can't stop them from gang-handholding you
>after it's over you're left on the dirty ground exhausted and ahegao'd
>they tell you to be here after school tomorrow if you want another good time
Which girls would it have to be for you to agree?
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>>14630653
>dude
>handholding
>so lewd
>lmao
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>>14630667
Get that stick out of your ass.
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>>14630651
>paywall
Bloodborne has paywalls? I thought there is only 1 purchasable DLC
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>>14630667
If it's cute it's cute anon, don't be a cunt
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>>14630655
Anne McCaffrey is a little too heavy for Hobgoblins and I'm so pleb I've never head of Weiss and Hickman
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>>14630653
I want Nun and Paladin monmusus to hug and confess my lustful sins to them.
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>>14630639

They'd favor violence over sex. Other MGs are out seducing, they're having turf wars.
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>>14630673
Essentially. No glyphs for chalice farming unless you pay to play online
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>>14630668
>>14630677
>handholding is cute. CUTE!
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>>14628596
Hope you enjoy Wonderland Centaur
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>>14630686
YOU LIE.
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>>14630678
>Never heard of Weis and Hickman
>No Death Gate Cycle
>No Dragonlance

You go fix that. YOU GO FIX THAT NOW!
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>>14630683

>"Hey. See that guy over there? The one with the scruffy hair?"
>"Yeah, boss?"
>"...I think I like him."
>"Oooh!"
>"Shhhh! Keep yer mouth shut, alright? Just lettin' ya know 'cause it's hard to keep it a secret for so long."
>"Oh. Gotcha. Lips are sealed, boss. So uh...are you gonna...?"
>"Kick his ass?"
>"Uh-huh."
>"Later today, I think. If I don't wuss out again. I get all 'fluttery' when I see his eyes."
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>>14630656
Nonsense. You are among friends.
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>>14630686
There's no reason for a Wonderland Centaur outside of her being a White Knight
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>>14630695
But Dragonlance sucks.
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>>14630699
>you will never donkey punch an oni as you take her virginity
>forcibly
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>>14630695
Go back to /tg/, baby man.
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>>14630705
>Implying the original trilogy isn't great
I mean Death Gate is better, but come on.
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>>14630713
>great
Fuck no, it was all garbage. In my opinion.
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>>14630666
Most of them really.
Especially some dominants who try to act tough like Dragons, Hellhounds, Ushi-Onis.
We can add some jealous lamias too.

>>14630680
That's what cute and nice Dark Priests do.

>>14630685
Staff ~ Staff~
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>>14630702
>forgetting the mighty Horse Fly

Hope you like small frame, cute, Pegasus Wonderland Centaur.
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>>14630711
Where exactly do you think these threads came from originally?
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>>14630714
Compared to what? Are you even talking about the original trilogy? War of the twins and shit was pretty bad.
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>>14630699
Modern day tsundere in a nutshell.
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>>14630724
Autumn, Winter, Spring, Dragons of. That's what it was, right?
It was shit. I read those books and a lot of the other ones when I was in middle school and it was a waste of time.
>Compared to what
Tolkien, The Witcher, ASOIAF, Discworld, even Conan the Barbarian. I'm not well-versed in fantasy literature, but of what I've read, Dragonlance was by far the worst.
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>>14630604
>Monster girl delinquents
>All the ones you'd expect, Oni, Ogre, Ushi-Oni, etc
>They run things
>None of the other girls are willing to stand up to them and when they work as a group there's no boy that can fight them off
>They don't seem to have a leader though, just an unruly mob
>That is, until one of them got too aggressive and ended up breaking a boy's arm during a rape
>The next day, the Ogre in question showed up in front of the boy alone and said "Sorry, I guess."
>Before the boy could respond he heard another voice
>"Rachel, I believe I asked you to apologize properly. A halfhearted apology like that is not the proper way to do things."
>The Ogre froze with a look of terror on her face as the source of the voice rounded the corner
>A petite, demure Kitsune, wearing a girly, slightly frilly dress
>"I apologize for my subordinate's misconduct, and for her continued rudeness." she said while performing a small curtsey
>"Now, please apologize properly."
>"I-I'm sorry for hur-hurting you. P-please forgive me."
>That terrified expression on the Ogre's face never changed, her eyes staring straight ahead, unmoving and unblinking
>The Kitsune spoke up again
>"If you would be so kind, please accept this get well gift."
>She produced a small slip of paper from her purse, then performed another curtsey
>"Thank you for your time, farewell."
>And off she went, with an Ogre still doing an impression of a board following behind her
>The boy looked down at the paper she had handed him
>『Coupon good for one(1) free ass kicking delivered to a victim of the coupon holder's choosing. Offer not valid on holidays.』
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>>14630666
I tell the principal the special ed teacher let the tards out unsupervised again.
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>>14629627
>>14629743

It's just a natural progression out of a world focused on sex to a more 'normal' sort of place. There's been no mention of rape or anything in the rewrite. The whole sex club fiasco was redone into a teenage hook up party thing, where Zoe and Laska probably made out, and presumably that means guys are just as charged as the girls are.
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>>14630734
Witcher was garbage though. And we both know ASOIAF is going to fizzle out and die worse than the ending of the Dark Tower. That's if George can get off his fat ass and finish it at all.

Tolkein and Discworld are basically untouchable. So they're not particularly fair to compare to pulp stuff. But they will dominate if you do.

I don't even remember Conan novels. I remember the movies and the comics. They're a good bloody romp, and kind of the flipside of 80's fantasy that's more hair metal. Dragonlance is basically like Lotus War in the way it's just a big campaign. For pulp 80's fantasy, it's core stuff.

God help you if you ever read some David Steele or something. You'd probably burn it to prevent anyone else having to read something so bad.
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>>14630787
>Witcher was garbage though
Well I like it and I think Dragonlance is garbage. Nothing further will come of any discussion between us.
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>>14630680
Do people see her wings?
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>>14630738

I want to sincerely accept that Ogre's apology and do nothing with the coupon because violence is an evil action only to be used in defense rather than in vengeance.
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>>14630792
I have one question for you though. How did you read Witcher stuff when you were a kid. Are you german? I think most of it only got translated to English the last couple of years.
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>>14630804
>How did you read Witcher stuff when you were a kid
I didn't, and never said I did.
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>>14630795

>Being a moralfag

I bet you fantasize about HUMAN girls.
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>>14630801
I hope they literally break your pelvis.
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>>14630719
I'm pretty sure that from /a/
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>>14630810

that was meant for >>14630801
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>>14630801
I agree, but would at least ask for them to foot my bills instead
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>be man
>see monster girl
>she rape me
>she super nice
>she pregnant
>we married
>the end
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>>14630820
>send help
>the end
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>>14630738
>>14630801
I want to see if I can exchange the coupon for one free missionary love making session with one of the members of her gang.
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>>14630820
What are you made of glass?
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>>14630820
>ushi oni first story
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>>14630820
>90% of all monster stories in a nutshell
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>>14630820
What did you do to Aniki, you monster!
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>>14630820
We all know that anon.
What's the problem?
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>>14630820

>be man
>see monster girl
>she rape me
>she super mean
>Every day is just another day of complete subservience and degradation
>I'm not a husband. I'm an object. A breeding tool that exists to satisfy the primitive pleasures of something more beast than person
>No intimacy. No meaningfulness. Just humiliation.
>I lay awake at night dreaming silently of the strong, chaste paladin-maiden who could save me
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>>14630853
Edge/10
>angry sunshinefag noises
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>>14630810
She needs her glasses to catch my load on.
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>>14630853
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>>14630853
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>>14630853
Sounds like something I would find in MGU.
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>>14630853
I'm sure that even the most sadistic, semen-hungry MG out there still has enough heart to let you go if you talk to her

Worst case scenario she discards you after a few days of rape
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Chocolate milk can be good for you.
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>>14630853
>Paladin propaganda
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>>14630877
Delicious!
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THEY RISE
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>>14630877
Why is she lactating saliva?
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I'm curious, at what time of day did KC add the Valkyrie and Dark Valkyrie?
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>>14630853
>kill the cunt
>think that my nightmare is over, it hasn't even begun
>man is the real monster
>how dare I turn down the superior love of pussy
>they send me to a nearby asteroid to mine baby burps and Angel farts
>every night as the guadrs you with my body I'm reminded I shouldn't have been an edgelord, monsters just want what's best for me, no matter how much they trample on your dreams, belief or personal freedom
>I deserve this
>I shouldn't have tried to be anything but frail fuckmeat

[PALADINING COMMENCES]
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>>14630918
>traitor's first propaganda
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>>14630918
I like the Paladin propaganda, it makes me feel less like a fucboi.
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>>14630918
>sunshinefag rewrites ending of story because he can't stand it
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>>14630889
We didn't listen!
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>>14630918
You're only proving why we need monsters.

>>14630927
Nothing wrong with being a fucboi.
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>>14630914
I don't think that there is a way to know that
Maybe his website has the day/hour of release written somewhere but last time I checked I didn't find it
Your best hope is that someone was there when they were released and remembers it
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>>14630942
But anon, fucbois are even below tapeworms in the grand scheme of things.
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>>14630958
Fucbois are the true state of man.
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>>14630918
>I feel nothing, most of the time, but the slight twinge of my battered flesh, other than that, self disgust and helplessness are my only refuge
>warden call me over to service her, my body moves without consent of conciouss
>I get on my knees and press my lips to her acrid entrance, she likes to watch her men gag and tear up as they drink from her
>she makes me like the floor clean of her satisfaction and sends my to my cell, her stench clings to me like venom, I try not to vomit, better dead than call for "help"
>men whimper and tremble in the cold of their cells, some moan out of reflex as they're used to scratch an itch
>just one more day on the rock
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>>14630962
>lying
>on the internet
>current_year + 1
You shame not only yourself, but everyone else as well.
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>>14630914
They were added to the wiki at these times:
Valkyrie at 5:08pm May 5th 2014
Dark Valkyrie at 5:13pm May 5th 2014
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>>14630965
How am I wrong?
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>>14630963
>there are people in this thread that actually like to be treated like less than dirt
Disgusting.
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>>14630971
Huh, who would have thought it, Pure Valkyrie is the onee-san by 5 minutes.
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>>14630986
What makes you think you're not?
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I am the very model of a wigglie wifey Wurm
I've information on matters culinary, head-patty and belly-rubby
I know the names of 721 Pokemon, and I quote fights from Shounen Jump
From Kenshiro vs. Raoh to Luffy vs Doflamingo, in order chronological
I'm well acquainted too with matters marital, both monogamous and harem-y
I understand paragraphs of smut and pictograms by Hindoos
About shibari I am teeming with a delight of news
With also many cheerful facts about curing the balls' blue hues!
I am very good at both oral and paizuri,
I know the names of knots for shrimp and tortoise easily,
In short in matters culinary, head-patty and belly-rubby, I am the very model of a wiggly wifey Wurm!
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Who let /tg/ in?
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>>14630992
I get fetishes and all, but yeah, there has to be a limit.
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>>14631011
I don't know, but man they are so silly.
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>>14631011
They've got here the same time /d/ showed up: From the very beginning.
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>>14631011
Sunday threads are always shit, just wait it out.
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>>14630971
How do you find these infos?
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>>14631008
Go to sleep Wurm-chan, it's late.
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>>14631028
Not before she and Lichie get through HMS Pinafore.
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>>14631002
This post is so sharp, I think my eyes are bleeding.
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>>14631006
Because all men are sluts, but women and the global elite don't want yo to be.
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>>14630971
Wiki doesn't update instantly
Probably 2-3 hours after KC post them
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>>14631027
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holstaur
Look on the left side where it says edit, hit the arrow, click on history, and if its had a fuck ton of edits to it hit Earliest to see when they were added to the wiki.
>>14631043
Which is why I said added to the wiki and not posted by KC.
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>>14631042
>I'm a slut, therefore all men are
If you say so.
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>>14630963
>new batch of prisoners arriving today
>you hate to think it, but you hope they'll take some of the heat off of you
>size them up, who will now, who will scheme, who will break
>they all break, one way or another
>the that's lick their lips as they pick out their new playmates
>among them, one stands out, the years line his face but he seems stout, sure of himself
>oh boy they're gonna love you
>you let your mind wander, the darkness streching before you cradling you, helping you forget your troubles and cares
>if only for a little while
>you're snapped back to reality by a low male voice
>It's Mr. Confidence, apparently he's to be your new cellmate
>Not sure if you should be happy or scared for your asshole
>He takes the bunk below yours and begins to chat, you give him a few one word answers
>light out comes soon after, you sleep with some hesitance
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>>14630929
I know it was a parody story, but that is a legitimate problem here.
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>>14631048
But all me are sluts.
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>>14631002
I want to submit completely to a cute Paladin and be her travelling househusband / squire.
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>>14631046
Ok thanks.
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>>14631050
Are you trying to be funny or something?
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>>14631051
I dunno, just imagining how sad/petty someone has to be to rewrite a greentext they disagree with is actually really funny to me.
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>>14631057
I'm pure though.
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>>14631064
That's what they want you to think.
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>>14631057
Unless you know all of them, you can't make that statement. And I only need to find one who isn't.

Looks like I have the high ground, Anakin.
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Awawawawa!
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Please give me something inspiring to listen to while I write.
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>>14630929
>>14631051
>>14631063
I don't get it, I think the second greentext is pretty grimdark, how is that sunshine?
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>>14631063
I just find it annoying and arrogant. I know it isn't just the sunshine fags who do it, anyone who "fixes" a story to fit their own petty interests can go fuck themselves.
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>>14631080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HulK0FAxtiQ

This. Especially if you're writing sci-fi or something.
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>"What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative!"
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>>14631086
Not yet.
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>>14631082
Sure, you're not wrong. But I can't stop them, so I figured I might as well take some enjoyment out of it.
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>>14631080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3t7fbhHUIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BY6l8UnbJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZr-fWXivqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UONHPUcJsV0
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>>14631069
Huh? No, I haven't seen your stone thing. Sorry babe.
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>>14631087
Dumb fairy, my cock is bigger than you.
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>>14631080
What kind of stuff do you want? Any specific genre? Instrumental? Vocals?

I'd say something like this though since it's the kind of music that helps me concentrate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8pVz6nJpEc
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>>14631087
Mine is removing talking flies from my house.
I'd be less mad if you actually gave me some ideas or motivation you fickle bitch
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>>14631081
I think two(?) sides are reverse flagging each other but I'm not sure so don't take my word on it.
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>>14631069
I love awawa MGs.
That awawa Kunoichi from the greentext was cute.
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>>14631058
As in you willing becoming her submissive squire, or her forcing you to do so in payment for her saving you?
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>>14631087
I can just see one of those flying around, giving the artist encouragement and ranting about painting from the heart, only to be suddenly snatched out of the air and slammed onto the guy's dick as he violently pumps his frustration away.
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>>14631087
Stealing your innocence.
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>>14631121
If they get annoying you can just stick a pen inside them, that'll keep them busy, but the annoying artist tips they give you will be replaced with lewd moaning.
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>>14631087
My favourite idea is trying to think of characters/races for my setting, procrastinating and playing video games like a useless piece of shit until it's too late and I have to sleep.
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>>14631087
Fuck you, art fairy! I don't have time to write!
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>>14631080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ
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>>14631117
I want to make a Selkie awawa by stealing a kiss.
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>>14631118
She would think that the monster she had rescued me from had broken my mind and made me a mindless slave dependant on a mistress to control me. She'd be wrong. I wouldn't latch onto her out of necessity, I would love her from the bottom of my heart and serve her unconditionally.
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>>14631117
>"A-Asmund you idiot! I'm getting dressed!"
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>>14631129
Not if you use the pointy end.
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>>14631149
What if she tried to "fix" you?
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I want to have a squire from the cat kingdom, as part of a plan to improve relations between our two kingdoms.
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>>14631162
How would she do that? Beat me when I try to hug her?
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>>14631050
>lots of new faces, in the coming weeks, fresh faces, hopeful faces, all the sweeter to bring low
>life has gotten easier to you, the new meat keeps your jailers occupied enough so that you only get raped three times a week
>it's almost heaven
>you're mopping the boiler room, cushy job away from the eyes of most, normally you'd hate to be alone, but the heat keeps the clammier, colder, slimier girls away
>but as luck would have it...
>you're tackled to the ground by a lizardwoman
>at least you think she's a lizard, all you know is they're the worst
>she sticks a cutlass between your teeth and tells you to bite, smiling as she undresses
>you've seen this game before
>she takes 'you' in hand and swallows you in one go
>you grit your teeth, hard, drop that blade and you'll be her and her friend's boy toy for the week, and warrior types don't play nice, last guy who lost spent months in the infirmary
>under their constant care
>Jesus, he came out of there in wheelchair and you've yet to see him walk since then
>she's riding hard, hips bucking savagely against yours, it's hard to breathe and making you sick
>but you can feel it coming, your body's response doesn't take soon to arrive, just then, her walls grips you tight and just right to make your head go white
>the rush of ecstasy disappears as you get steel crash against the ground
>just die now
>she leans closer and traces a flaw across your chest, marking you, telling you about all the fun you'll have together while smirking
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>>14631168
Try to turn you away from the househusband path.
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>>14631176
Then i would go find a monstergril to be a househusband for!
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>>14631094
>>14631086
>>14631101
These will serve me well tomorrow. Only 2k more words.
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>>14631163
>monstergirl kingdoms keeping humans in their military for the sake of negotiations
>>14631182
Who are you?
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>>14631176
She would have to train me like an animal. Reward me with physical affection when I did something right. I'd have no idea how to be anything else than her devoted lover.
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>>14631180
She won't be happy about that.

>>14631189
Would a paladin be fine with those casual physical acts?
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>>14631198
She will be forced to give me headpats, hug, and kisses on the cheek if she wants me to change my ways. It's the only language a bestial creature like me understands.
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>>14631187
>monstergirl kingdoms keeping humans in their military for the sake of negotiations

Sure why not? A Human knight could stay at one of the Cat Kingdom castles and train the War kittens who still have much to learn in the ways of war and love.
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>>14631213
>War kittens
Assorted Jinko, Cheshire, Nekomata, Sphinx, and Werecat lolis?
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>>14631222
Yep, all selected at a young age to become the next generation of Battlecats.
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>>14631228
They'd all be busty and muscular like pic-related too, sounds excellent.
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>>14631148
>>14631151
I want to see more Selkie's arts.
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>>14631258
Same here.

Reminds me, I was bored out of my mind the other day and started daydreaming about a Selkie who was literally into cosplay as a secret hobby. Like she'd dress up as maids and magical girls but she was scared of showing anyone because of all the mean comments people make about her being a "cosplay monster."
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>>14631258
Are those two standing on their normal legs?
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>>14631174
>she turns, her sex dripping with your pilfered seed and your eyes focus as you hear her talking to someone
>it's your cellmate
>she wiggles her hips at him
>he responds by grabbing the back of her neck and slamming her in the gut, then taking a vicious right to her face
>she crawls away as he kicks her, reaching for her sword
>which you happen to have in your hand
>...
>what the fuck did you just do?
>she radios for help and you're both taken away, put in solitary,
>most men lose their mind in the silence of those cramped rooms, and you figure you'll soon join them
>but the chuckling of your cellmate offers a strange comfort
>he tells you dawn will soon break, and to get some sleep while you can
>guess he was crazy from the start
>you're dragged back to the light after who knows how long, old faces seem happy that you're alive, shocked you're on your feet, new ones quietly acknowledge you
>you sit in your cell waiting for what you know is coming
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>>14631275
oh man
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>TFW no Loli Baphomet with a Wolfu familiar
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>>14630864
Teach is cute!
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>>14631285
>Loli Baphomet
That's a bit of a redundant statement
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>>14631298
Not when Satyros is Oneesan Baphomet
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>>14631270
It could be fun to have a Selkie with a cosplaying and an otaku fetish as a waifu.

>>14631271
Probably since they don't seem to wear the seal's lower half's fur.
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>>14631285
>Loli Baphomet
They are always lolis except when they eat that wonderland cake.
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>>14631309
When they do eat that cake, it appears that the Satyros has competition.
>>
>be bullied by dragon
>deal with it since elementary school be used to it
>Parents have been wanting to move into a bigger house for a while
>eventually you learn that they found a house across town
>you will be going to a different high school.
>no more dragon bully!
>after a few weeks she found out where you where and now chases you down during lunch breaks

What are you going to do to stop her, you thought you could get a way but she just wont leave you alone!
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>>14631351
Why would I want to stop her?
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>>14631338
I want an adult Baphomet imouto who still calls me onii-chan and acts clingy. Adult imoutos are possibly the most under rated type of girl.
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>>14631351
bullying or "bullying"?
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>>14631351
I'd put her in a headlock, the little known weakness of dragon girls.
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>>14631351
Git gud, obviously.
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>>14631275
Go on.
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>>14631338
>>14631356
I want to be a Baphomet and a Satyros's imouto!
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>>14631356
http://exhentai.org/g/761342/7a4c62cc2a/
This is the ultimate adult imouto.
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>>14631351
She's not a student at the school I go to anymore, so there wouldn't be any repercussions to retaliating.
Therefore, I'd agree with >>14631363
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>>14631351
But I want to be bullied by a cute Dragon waifu!
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Awoo~
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>>14631351
Are we talking actual bullying, where the dragon hates me and wants to make my life miserable, or teasing "bullying"?
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>>14631371
I predicted what that would be before I clicked the link.
I was spot-on.
>>14631381
Hello.
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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/893965/6c70bc21d5/
I know it's the chinese translation but when will be the english translation?
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>>14631371
http://exhentai.org/s/30ff27e628/870880-4
Huge imouto is huge.
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>You're given the opportunity to design a new monster girl!
>If people hate it, you're called cucklord for the rest of your life, even your parents
>How do you get your dream girl in without upsetting the masses?
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>>14631402
Go balls to the wall with a CBT girl and laugh as the threads burn.
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>>14631402
>doing anything without upsetting the masses
impossible
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>>14631402
I don't see where is the problem.
If other people don't like it, there is more for you.
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>>14631400
Big imotous are best imotous.
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>>14631385
>>14631358

She makes you eat lunch with her, and she will burn your homework if you don't help her study. She also pinches you with those big meaty claws if you spend too much time with other girls, she says she is protecting them from you. She forces you to go to all her stupid sporting events too! She is so rude!
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>>14631402
But my ideal monster girl already exists, there's nothing for me to design.
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>>14631422
She sounds like a cunt, I hope she dies.
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>>14631402
My perfect MG would be a busty onee-san Familiar variant that can lactate like a Holstaur.
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>>14631402
Make a hummingbird harpy everyone loves those little birds
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>>14631427
>She sounds like a cunt
Good thing cunts are made for taking dick

i'm finna go all 9 inches on this girl she best be ready
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>>14631351
its training montage time!
Soon the will me no more running
and I will challenge her with all my might!
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>>14631433
>muh dick
Fuck off to world star you fucking nigger.
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>>14631275
>you're summoned to the warden's office
>it doesn't take a genius to know you will be made an example of
>she looks at you both predatorily from behind her desk
>she turns on the P.A. and tells you to assume the position, you see your jailers chuckle among themselves, your fellows cast their eyes down
>it's all quiet but for the drop of a pin
>you prepare, but your companion's hand keeps you from moving forward
>in a voice like thunder, he bellows something foreign to you, but primal and powerful
>DEUS VULT!
>the body of the warden flies out the window and falls to the floor below with a heavy thud, the sound of her skull cracking resounds through the halls
>IT HAS BEGUN
>holy litanies full the mail, piercing through the bodies of those who need it most, invigorating, nourishing them
>you feel it too, you're more alive than you've ever been, even before suffering the abuse and indignity of this place
>within seconds your fellows turn the cage around you all into a slaughterhouse, blood and ichor splattering the walls as the human prey tear their tormentors apart
>careless, the monsters welcomed one too many men into their den of pleasure, without thought as to who they were bringing in, their minds clouded by lust
>useless it was to call for help, the paladins' magic blocked communication to the outside, futile to fight, their spellwork stealthily etched into the walls of the prison cut off the beasts from their great strength
>some offered their bodies, others promised great wealth, some swore great revenge, none were spared the wrath of their former quarry
>then all was silence...
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>>14631427
>Not having your new lilim girlfriend banish her to the insufferable cunt dimension instead
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>>14631444
>having a weak dick
I feel for you, I really do.
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>>14631275
>her sex dripping
Does anyone else here find using "her sex" as a description of a vagina about as bad as using "turgid"? for a dick?
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I want a pharoah friend that looks like this to go swimming with.

http://g.e-hentai.org/s/832d3848c5/894143-3
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>>14631444
Rude
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>>14631451
that sounds like a place lilims send human women they cant be bothered to turn but find too annoying
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>>14631459
It's grammatically incorrect in the first place. Sex doesn't refer to the genitals by themselves, but the whole. Turgid at least makes sense.
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>>14631422
The second point might be a problem if she's a dunce, since I have very little patience for people unwilling to learn.
Otherwise, I'm sure we can work something out, if that's all that she's been doing.
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>>14631465
It's where they send tsunderes, batty old gossips, snipes, valley girls and their mothers-in-law.
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>>14631476
Where do they send cheaters and women who abuse their husbands?
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>>14631476
I want to cumflate the damphir older sister of a tsundere vampire while the latter watches from the shadows dreaming it was her.
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>>14631398
Oh fuck it's up!
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>>14631478
Hell. That's plain hell, not sexy hell. Too many never realized the difference until it was too late.
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>>14631398
http://i.imgur.com/YtkvK1r.jpg
Please kill me now. This is fake as fuck, but still.
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>>14631486
It got uploaded last Wednesday, where the fuck have you been?
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>>14631398
It's shit.
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>>14629553
>X not being best

Homosexual alp slotted
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>>14631400
>obese imouto is obese
FTFY
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>>14631422
What a bitch
I will kill myself
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>>14631398
Momo should be getting raws in the week so any time after that.
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>>14631478
Some to amazon island to be used as workslaves, others to be used as test subjects for liches and such, and some just sent to the Plane of Sorrow.
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>>14631460
I agree with your statement good sir. If a pharaoh had that body shape, I would just cuddles against her softness all day long. I would also swim with her and help her realize that her body shape is attractive and makes look incredibly cute.
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>>14631486
>That tail bobbing
Why haven't I seen this glorious gif before?
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>>14631497
school and vidya
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>>14631511
>Plane of Sorrow.
What?
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>>14631513
U serious?
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>>14631512
My brother.
I would give her massages and treat her like the princess she really is all day.
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>>14631513
Because you are painfully new and don't know what it's from.
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>>14631516
You know, the place that's an endless freezing lake filled with screaming faces, where everyone in it feels no happiness ever again.
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>>14631496
I love it even if it's fake, especially the last pic's dialogue.

>>14631510
Ok thanks for your answer.
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>>14631521
My brother of fine taste, I like the way you think. massaging a chubby pharaoh who shy about her body and showing her you love her for who she, is my dream. I'd tell her I love her and that I'll always be there when she needs me, including giving her all the headpats she could ever want.
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>>14631522
What is it from? You got me curious
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>>14631496
>there will never be a Hatter doujin
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imagine your infant spider daughterus all clinging to their mother's big fat spider butt like a lot of species of spiders
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>>14631574
Cuuute
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>>14631571
At least, she got more screentimes than the other girls.
I wanted to see more JobJobs.
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>>14631574
All I'm imagining is having a hammer big enough to make spider tapioca.
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I want to kiss a matango!
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>>14631558
INdeed.

I want to dress her in skimpy outfits and that show off her body!
Headpats would be a must, of course, and I would need to make sure that she's properly impregnated

Nothing less than triplets will be accepted.
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>>14631478
>cheaters
Turned into succubi so they'll be even better at it
>women who abuse their husbands
Amazons welcome them to their tribes
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>>14631571
>There will never be a Hatter story where she nonchalantly fucks her husband in front of tea party guests and acting as if nothing is different than normal
>Even going so far as to sit on him like a dickthrone and have her legs crossed while he twitches inside of her
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>>14631561
Don't pay him any attention
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>>14631587
Meanie.
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>>14631592
Really anon?
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>>14631586
Have this, friend: http://i.imgur.com/w7AqSIJ.jpg

Source: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53827266
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>>14631592
Are you still trying?
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>>14631601
Oh it's from that story...
Thanks for the warning
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>>14631601
Get that garbage out of here.
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>>14631511
>Plane of Sorrow
>Cocytus
U wot m8, Frosthounds won't like that.
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>>14629567
Oh man, they made an H-anime.
Nice.
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>>14631574
Why are Arachnes so cute?

>>14631607
Oh my.
Thank you my oppai Harpy lover friend.
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>>14631601
Why is that manticore fucking Vaati with her tailpussy?
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>>14631634
Spiders are anything but cute, they're horrible bastards.
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>>14631601
>Vaati
>These shitty manticore's legs
What the fuck is that
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>>14631643
Something by this guy I'd presume.
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>>14631636
>>14631643
What's a Vaati?
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>>14631640
Why are they bastards?
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>>14631650
The person in that picture getting railed by tailpussy? You can't be that dense Anon.
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>>14631650
A villain from Zelda.
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>>14631654
They're creepy and incredibly rude.
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>>14631650
Play Four Swords.
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>>14631650
Villain from some of The Legend of Zelda games.
I forget which ones, though.
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>>14631650
Villain from the Four Swords arc of Legend of Zelda
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>>14631662
Well they are creepy, but not rude.
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>>14631649
I still would.
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>>14631402
An ushi-tier octopus girl rape machine.
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>>14631591
Yep, by making wear skimpy outfits in front of you, you're showing just how much you love her body. You also blow raspberries into her cute belly,causing her to make the cutest bout of laughter you've ever heard. And at night after a passionate session of lovemaking, you both then nuzzle into one another before drifting off into blissful sleep, goofy smiles plastered on both your faces.
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>>14631670
Spiders are really rude, they don't listen to anything you have to say and just do whatever will make them feel good!
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>>14631664
Minish cap, four swords and four swords adventures.
Why do they not use him again?
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>>14631650
Really likes Bloodborne lore.
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>>14631665
Also, his true form resembles a backbeard.

>>14631684
They'd...rather discuss the proper order of the Timeline?
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>>14631691
He's a faggot who likes to try and act like he knows the end-all to all Souls lore.
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>>14631447
Atleast finish what you started anon.
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>>14631676
What about making them related to Chtulhu, the Demons of Chaos or the Abyss to make them extra-rapey?

They'd make a nice big sister to Mindflayers
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>>14631691
Plain Doll is cute.
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>>14631682
So?
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>>14631402
>Banshee
>Close to original lore as possible while adding only a touch of MGe styled flair
>Depending on what killed her, side effects could go from heavy depression to night terrors
>If you ever manage to resolve her issues she goes from deredere to eternal derederedere ghost waifu whose spirit bonds with yours.
>Most banshees are old and powerful spirits, leaving them magically gifted if so inclined, with a lot of old time sensibility, expect archaic home remedies for your ailments, like the most cikcass garlic and chicken soups ever made
Am I a cucklord?
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>>14631714
That proves that spiders are mean girls that don't deserve a husband.
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>>14631725
But they know you want them, you just don't know it yet.
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>>14631681
Sounds lovely, I can't wait for the daughterus.
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>>14631729
I don't want spiders at all, I legitimately hate creepy crawly girls like them.
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>>14631711
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>>14631711
I like the way you think, sir.
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>>14631692
Are they even people who take that timeline seriously?
MC was supposed to be the first one, now we have SS.
Now we have one timeline where Link dies against oot Ganon/dorf.
Oh and Ganon who revives all the time, despite being normally killed in all the timelines, and Nintend being like "Fuck it, give them a shitty explanation."
We should never have that timeline bullshit.

>>14631725
They are nice and deserve a husband, stop it now.
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>>14631745
I want to fuck that Great One.
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>>14631742
You say that now, just wait for them to woo you.
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>>14631762
I will not be seduced, I don't like spiders one bit.
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>>14631774
Why don't you like them?
It's the spider body?
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>>14631774
You don't understand. She will win your heart and your virginity. She's that good.
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>>14631762
See, this is why you don't approach spiders

Can you imagine how many poor animals she must have killed to dye her clothes red?

And don't try to pull a "But Anon, she bought that dress from the store!" on me
We all know that they craft their clothes with their silk
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>>14631715
I like it, you're not a cucklord
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>>14631733
If that what you want, you'll get it. As for me, I'm just going to cuddle her, headpat her, and massage every part of her body. I will be be spending my life with her doing cute, romantic things and scratching behind her ears when she doesn't suspect it.
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>>14631781
It's the spider body and the fact that I not only absolutely loathe spiders in reality but I've had terrible experiences with them when I was young.

>>14631784
She will win neither anon.
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>>14631785
You can get red dye from more things then blood.
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>>14631715
It's pretty good.
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>>14630082
meanwhile with hellhounds..
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>>14631781
Not all of us are into bondage and being bitten and injected with venom, even if it is an aphrodisiac.
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>>14631793
But what about love winning over fear and prejudice?

>>14631803
She'll be gentle, or even not do it at all if you really want.
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>>14631800
>the two eldest have nipple pasties
Also, this is cute as as fuck. Did you draw it?
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>>14631809
>But what about love winning over fear and prejudice?
I don't believe in that, If I don't like spider no way will I like spider girls.
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>>14631800
That's a tiny hellhound
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>>14631793
Why are you calling them mean girls then?
They aren't like not normal spiders.

>>14631803
MGE Spiders don't have venom though.
The closest thing we have, is the girtaliblu but she's a scorpion.
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>>14631814
But it's a spider with tits that can hug you.
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>>14631814
Spiders scare the shit out of me, and I'd totally elope with an Arachne.
>>14631824
The world needs more big tittied Arachne.
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>>14631828
>Tarantula Arachne molting out of her exoskeleton
>Takes up to ten hours
>She's plum tuckered for days afterwards
>Gets her protein by blowjobs
>When she's back and ready it's like Full Moon every day
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>>14631820
>MGE spiders don't have venom
Oops. I assumed that they did because most stories I've read give them venom. Rereading their profile, you're right.
Regardless, bondage is a huge deal-breaker.
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>>14631820
If you tell a spider girl that you're afraid of their kind and that you don't want to have sex with them they'll just laugh at you then proceed to try and rape you. Spider girls are not good people.

>>14631824
I'm sorry anon but that doesn't help at all. I just can't like spider girls.

>>14631828
Jorou-Gumo's scare me above all others, god damn I hate spider girls so much.
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>>14631820
>>14631828
I've had too many dreams of loving arachnes to hate them. Wouldn't mind more stuff of Jorogum, even if they are just long-legs in a kimono.
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>>14631836
*jorogumo
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>>14631831
I want a Goliath Arachne.
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>>14631836
>dreams of loving arachnes
Lucky bastard. I can't even remember my non-mg dreams, except that they usually involve shitty college situations or dreams about driving a car with brakes that take too much pressure to work properly. I just push and push and push but the pedal keeps going further back and the rear bumper of the car is getting closer too fast and the mat of the car feels like quicksand and it's sucking me in but still the break won't work and
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>>14631828
It's weird. I hate spiders and bugs, but Arachnes and oomukades are great.

>>14631835
Sounds like you need an Arachne therapist to get over your fears.
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Welcome to the Hoof Pussy Kingdom Plague Lands, please be careful as the land is somewhat more treacherous than other parts of the Kingdom.

And do take great care near the Undead Pussy Kingdom border, though currently at peace they are still dangerous and issues can arise.

Have a nice day!
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>>14631848
Are you sure that you aren't being targeted by a Nightmare?
She probably wants you to become scared of cars so you ride her instead
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>>14631800
Never seen this one before. That's adorable.
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>>14631854
What would undead pussy kingdom do to any human boys they find? Are they regular undead?
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>>14631854
Stop.
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>>14631828
>The world needs more big tittied Arachne.
There's plenty of them already, we need more flat ones to balance it out.
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>>14631854
your not the boss of me!
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>>14631851
I don't want an Arachne therapist. I want to keep those spider girls far away from me.
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>>14631854
Fucking kill yourself. This retarded meme has gone on for way too long.
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>>14631876
That's why you need an Arachne therapist. To get over your fears.
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>>14631835
>If you tell a spider girl that you're afraid of their kind and that you don't want to have sex with them they'll just laugh at you then proceed to try and rape you. Spider girls are not good people.
So you hate most MGs?

>>14631828
Jorou-Gumos are my favorite Arachnes and some of my favorite MGs. Ushi-Onis are close ones.
We need more of them.

>>14631832
Oh I don't blame you, I can see why most people aren't interested in bondage.
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>>14631880
I don't want to get over my fears, my fears keep me safe.
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>>14631828
Jorougumo a best
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>>14631871
No.
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>>14631854
I am tired of these pussies memes.
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>>14631885
Safe from what? Spider cuddles?
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>>14631854
I like these.
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>>14631854
If they looked like that then I'd be fine with some horse pussy
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>>14631892
Yes.
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>>14631854
I don't feel strongly about this one way or the other!
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>>14631896
But spider cuddles are nice.
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>>14631903
Not to me.
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>>14631903
prove it!
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>finally reach lilim/dragon/vampire/etc. chamber
>she starts her villain monologue about how it's useless to resist and she will break me and all that
>jump straight into her arms before she's even halfway through

I'd be terrible at the whole antagonistic relationship thing, at least the first time.
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>>14631907
>>14631908
Having a spider knit you a homemade sweater and lifting you up in a big hug as you put it on, cooing about how cute you look in it.
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>>14631887
Yes.
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>>14631924
LIES!
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>>14631924
I don't like spiders, I would not accept that sweater.
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>>14631917
Are you me?
>>14631927
You get an oppai loli spider then.
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>>14631908
Ushi-onis are fluffy.
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>>14631934
But you do look cute in it.

>>14631937
She made it with love, just for you.
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>>14631938
>Oppai spider

I want an oppai loli harem of maids.
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>>14631938
Human Rach > Spider Rach.
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>>14631944
Fluffy and adorable rape machines are the best.
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>>14631947
>But you do look cute in it

That's a lie and everyone knows it!
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>>14631947
While I appreciate the fact that she made it for me, I will have to turn it down because she is a spider.
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>>14631962
You're sweet and huggable. End of disscusion.
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>>14631917
I just want to be the big bad Dragon villain's nice obediant househusband. I want to bake her and her minions cookies.
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Sub drew some fluffy wife tail for me.
Thanks Sub!
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>>14631447
More senpai.
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>>14631969
But she just wants to see a nice boy smile in a comfy sweater.
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>>14631969
If I were you, I would buy a bunch of bug foggers and carry them with me at all times.
Additionally, make sure the spiders can see them, so that they don't get close.
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>>14631959
Enjoy them while they're small. Eventually 'adorable' gives way to 'enormous'.
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>>14631959
I want a rape spider to make that face at me in an attempt to intimidate me only to for me to cup each side of her cheeks so that she's making a kissy face.
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>>14631854
If I may flop my hipster dick out here, and say, I was sick of this meme before it was cool
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>>14631987
I would point out the consequences of that action, but you implied it in your statement already.
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>>14631995
I know, but I still want to see her eyes narrow and a blush to cover her face as she tries to do a pout but just gets stuck with that look.
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>>14631971
s-shut up!
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>>14631980
Then she can give it to a boy who likes spiders, someone that is not me.

>>14631982
I'll do just that anon, thank you for the idea.
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>>14631987
>Taunting the rape spider
You're just giving her an excuse to take that seal off, anon.
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>>14631977
I like his robot.
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>>14632006
I'm hoping to fluster her enough so that I can run away in relative safety.
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>>14631959
I want a fluffy rape machine in my life.

>>14631977
Nice.
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>>14631986
Are you implying that enormous things can't be adorable?
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>>14631999
It's that sort of thing that makes her like you so much.

>>14632005
You don't have to be so hostile about it. You can politely decline her gift if you don't mind making her sad.
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>>14631999
[X]Hugs tsun anon
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>>14631974
Don't do it in front of heroes. You'll ruin her image.
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>>14632039
I will make no promises that it will be polite.
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>>14632038
Maybe he meant enormously adorable.

>>14632005
Now, I want the new MG to be an Arachne.
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>>14631986
You're the kind of person who abandons dogs when they stop being puppies aren't you?
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>>14632013
Your definition of 'safety' better include a few meters of solid steel between you and her at all times, otherwise you might have a problem.
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>>14632032
I want a fluffy rape machine who's wide eyed in wonder as she discovers all the thing life has to offer beyond rape.
Like burritos.
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>>14631999
>>14632040
Fucking faggots.
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>>14632046
Well maybe the heros wouldn't be such big meanies who want to ruin my wife's fun if they had full stomachs.
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>>14632049
I don't, why would you want more spiders?
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>>14632048
So after she went through all the trouble of finding out your size, making enough silk to make a sweater, and spending hours knitting it in the hopes of getting you to like her you just be a jerk and make her upset. Good for you.
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>>14632054
Maybe it's a MG from /hbg/

>>14632056
I want to see you pissed in the thread.
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so what are some cute stories that have spider MGs in them?
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>>14632053
Just make sure you moderate her on those. Weird things might start to happen if you don't.
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>>14632058
If she went through all of that trouble to find stuff out about me she should have know about how I dislike spiders, this is all her fault to be honest.

>>14632064
I wouldn't get pissed anon, I would just be somewhat disappointed is all.
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>>14632055
She's cruel, intelligent, amazingly powerful, and rules with a iron fist. She's the Big bad, the final boss. If you come in smiling with an apron and a plate of cookies, they'll never take her as seriously
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>>14632083
But she hoped to win your heart by showing you she can be nice and thoughtful.
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>>14632071
http://pastebin.com/bGvktmM7
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
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>>14632071
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/VkUVdQ4U
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
http://pastebin.com/2P1U4TN0
http://pastebin.com/wr3TTkFM
The first three are by the same Writefag, so have at it.
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>>14632101
Then she is naive and deserved her fate.
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>>14632051
I'm just hoping to get somewhere she can't find me.

It's not like she has scent or anything.
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>>14632110
That's mean of you to say.
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>>14632119
Dear, I know you don't find warhammer fantasy interesting but you don't have to be that harsh.
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The thread is Spider Girl General now.
And it's a good thing.

>>14632071
It's one of the last ones, I liked it.
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>>14632121
>It's not like she has my scent or anything
It's cute that you believe that.
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>>14632126
>And it's a good thing.
No it's not, I say we talk about a nicer girl like those Kunoichi or maybe a Mantis.
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>>14632123
Well it's the truth, she had plenty of time to know that I clearly do not like spider girls due to many reasons and she should have just moved on. But she didn't so now she gets what she deserves.
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Damn >>14632126
http://pastebin.com/nTvS6wb1

>>14632110
For someone who thinks that spidergirls are mean, you're kinda mean.

>>14632126
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>>14632130
What's she going to do?
Break into my house and make me take responsibility?
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>>14632126
Remove spiders.
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>>14632126
Never mind year of the monkey, this should be the year of the spider. More Ushi-Oni is always a good thing.
>>14632131
How about a foursome with a Kunoichi, Mantis and Lich? Being surrounded by kuu sure would be something.
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>>14632131
They are fine too but we already gave too many attention to Kunoichis in the last thread.
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>>14632137
What do you think?
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>>14632135
She was trying to sow you that she has a soft side, and is not a heartless rapemonster.
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>>14632136
I have zero tolerance for spider girls anon, I'm sorry.

>>14632141
>How about a foursome with a Kunoichi, Mantis and Lich?
Yes.
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>>14632144
...Maybe?
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>>14632141
Don't forget Cancers too.

Spiders are the best.
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>>14632145
I'm unable to believe her anon, I'm sorry anon but I'm just unable to like spider girls.
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>>14632131
>You'll never have a Kunoichi come from behind you, putting the flat of her kodachi up to your neck
>And with her other hand reach into your pants giving you a reach-around
>Panting and whispering into your ear all of the things she's going to do to you the day she "catches" you
>How in the meantime she's going to "hunt" you for sport
>Then teasing you with lewd words an encouragement until you're just short of climaxing
>Then disappearing back into the night
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>>14632141
>Never mind year of the monkey
Okay, now you're talking shit.
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>>14632153
When I catch her I'm going to rip off that smug girl's mask and hatefuck her mouth for all the teasing she's done.
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>>14632159
Just be sure to take a manticore venom, humpty egg, holst milk, and corruption fruit mix before hand.

Make sure she drink every single drop.
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>>14632149
Hold onto that optimism, anon. It might just keep your pelvis from being completely shattered.
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>>14632164
Sure,

Well, I'm sure that I can chase her off if she does show up.

They hate head pats don't they?
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>>14632162
But anon, if she drank every drop I wouldn't be able to paint her smug face or those big ninja tits white.
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>>14632153
>You'll never have an awawa Kunoichi who will try to kidnap you but who will fail everytime.

>>14632152
What about her?
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>>14632158
Monkey's year got killed before it even started. Sheep's cousin goat took over immediately.
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>>14632167
Yeah, but then she'd have to come to terms with the fact that she's going to look pregnant from all the juice you're pumping down her throat.

Still, if you want to hit her in the face with the dick equivalent of a fire hose then feel free.
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>>14632170
>that hyperbole
KC pls.
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>>14632169
Sorry anon, I don't like any type of spider.
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>>14632166
No, they love it and handholding.
You can't escape the rape anon.
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>>14632169
Is she the overly sexy kind with tits that rival a holst yet doesn't act like she's that stacked?

When she bumps her head does she have a zig-zag mouth and is she a bit of a ditz?
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>>14632176
She'll get plenty down her throat anon, but I just need to save up enough for her face and tits.
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>>14632153
I want to make a Kunoichi awawa with http://i.imgur.com/le3P04L.jpg
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>>14632183
No!
I've got an idea.

How about, and follow me here, I leap INTO her while she's trying to rape me?

It'll be like two negatives making a positive so I'll end up unraped at the end of the day.

>>14632185
I don't think you'll need to worry about the amount you'll have leftover.
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>>14632184
No, she's a cute awawa flat one.
But we can probably find some who are oppais.

>>14632195
You're just asking to be raped anon.
I guess you can remove your clothes too.
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>>14632091
But they'll all have nice tasty freshly baked cookies and warm milk.

Look, they're Chocolate Chip cookies, but I made it so the Chocolate Chips make a little smile on every cookie, to help put a smile on everyone's faces!
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>>14632208
That works too.

Are we talking about loli kunoichi or pettenko kunoichi that have a great ass?

And will getting naked help me escape the ushi? Maybe catching her off guard so that I strike her weakpoints before she leaps on me?

Maybe I should go for her ears.
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Every man should have a Kunoichi wife/mistress.
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>>14632152
So, here's what I gathered so far:

>Anon has arachnophobia
>An Arachne apparently has the hots for him
>Anon is suggested to see an Arachne therapist to get over his fears
>Anon won't go to therapist because therapist is giant, talking spider
>Anon is offered a homemade sweater by said Arachne
>Everyone knows that this is basically a marriage proposal
>Anon understandably declines said sweater
>Anon is apparently a jerk and caused the Arachne to get upset
>Arachne was apparently trying to show that she had a soft side all along
>Even though she was aggressive in her courting attempts

Anon is lucky he didn't get kidnapped throughout the process, but the arachne was fairly irrational in her stubbornness.
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>>14632212
Look, she's the evil overlord,the bringer of agony. She can't be sen with a happy husband with hands out sweets. You'll have to pretend to be a victim when hero types are around.
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>>14632119
T is a silly picture.
They could easily have lived happily ever after with many daughterus since he did care about her.
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>>14632219
I would love to have one, although I don't know if she would like having me.

My tastes may result in her losing a little bit of her agility.
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>>14632244
Go away fatfag.
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>>14632217
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Arachne little breed.

She's an awawa, cute and hot Kunoichi who acts like Kanami.
You can see how she is there http://pastebin.com/yPms7Bca.
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>>14632249
>this page has been removed
Bollocks you fucking nigger.
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>>14632247
Nyet for it could be as simple as me wanting her to be muscled enough that it's harder for her to keep quiet.

I'm talking dire jinko levels of muscle.

>>14632249
Sounds adorable.
Kunoichi are olev.
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>>14632254
Still shows up for me.
Though I guess I should still download it in that regard.
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>>14632254
It works, you're not supposed to copy the full stop at the end you silly anon.
http://pastebin.com/yPms7Bca
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>>14632286
Oh, oh I'm silly. I didn't see the period and just assumed. Boy this is embarrassing.
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>>14632124
>>14632236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F791mcfPjok
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>>14632297
I know where this is from, Anon.
I just wanted to make it a joke about a yuki being overly dramatic.
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>>14631800
Why does it hurt so much to see this? Is it because it will never happen?
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>>14632295
>>14632254
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>>14631800
That's adorable.
I want to have more daughterus than that with a hellhound.
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>>14632295
You're not my nigga.
But I forgive you, here is a cute and a silly Kunoichi waifu.
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>>14632230
Can I be the victim who still gives her and her friends delicious happy chocolate chip cookies? They're made with love!
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>>14632340
I want to do that with an evil wurm villaness!
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>>14632340
Being the victim implies being chained up, or stuck in a cage, or something like that.
Not very good positions for making/giving cookies.
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>>14632340
>>14632348
I'm going to show my waifu how villainous I can be by giving out raisin cookies while peddling them as chocolate chip!
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>>14632349
Well I can make them before her visitors arrive, and then chain myself up, so that way when they arrive she'll have them already!
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>>14632352
I actually enjoy those better than chocolate chip.
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>>14632326
Thank you anon.
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>>14632361
Wow, you're not very good at this whole "evil" thing, are you?
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>>14632340
No! She has to appear evil and ruthless.Wear a revealing outfit, let her yank you around on a chain and make you pleasure her in front of the good guys,put on makeup to make it look like she abuses you, create some sob story about how she killed your human wife and made your family into work slaves before kidnapping you and forcing you to become her consort, and that you hate how she beats and rapes you almost daily. You can have cookies and snuggles after the heroes are cast out and spread the word of how cruelly she treats her meattoy.
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Manticores always know just what to get you for your birthday
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>>14632375
Those aren't hotwings.
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>>14632375
Tailpussy has nothing on Tonguepussy
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>>14632375
>uses the 2P color scheme
>skin isn't brown
Wasted potential.
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>>14632375
When you asked what I wanted to my birthday and I said "surprise me", this was not what I meant
Oh who am I kidding?
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>>14632380
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>>14632389
TONGUE. PUSSY.
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Big. Fat. Lich. Tits.
http://therealfunk.tumblr.com/post/137504458029/big-tiddy-version-of-lich-from-monster-girl
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>>14632392
It appears the results of her latest experiment were a success.
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>>14632392
Cute.
Could be bigger though.
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>>14632392
Fuck yeah son.
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>>14632399
>bigger
Sir, it appears you have gone mad.
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>>14632370
Not really, that's why she's in charge of that evil stuff.

>>14632371
Oh, she's into that kind of stuff? Goodness, she's pretty kinky, but that's fine! If it'll make her happy, I'd be glad to do that! Though I might giggle a bit during my sob story, it's just a bit hard for me to imagine her doing anything that mean to me, the whole situatiuon would be so silly!
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Oh baby.
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>>14632406
Please,

If I've gone mad then why do I want that lich to have bigger tits and an ass that could serve as it's own cushioning?
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>Piss off Chief God with flagrant chicanery
>She sends a female version of this at you
>TFW your soul is so 'black and corrupted' that she sends an unfeeling machine bearing a facsimile to something divine after you
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>>14632410
Lips are too big.
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>>14632412
It's true what they say: Crazy people don't know they're crazy.
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>>14632375
>no videogames
I'm dumping you.
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>>14632408
Of course she would never hurt you, but she wants people too think she does.
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>>14632419
>I love it when men kiss me
That's great buddy, take it to /y/.
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>>14632423
Honestly, it's like you don't want the back of her robe the rest upon that shelf of a rear and for her teetees to cause whatever part covers her front to have a noticeable overhang.

Besides, they need to be big if she wants to have any hope of feeding the brood we're making.
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>>14632415
>filename
You cheeky f-f-fish.

>metatron laughing at the faces men make while getting raped by a MG
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>>14632419
Nah.
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>>14632415
>sending Metatron-chan instead of her far more useful sister, Sandalphon-chan
>>14632430
I'm serious man, they look like botox injections.
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>>14632392
This is what I expected and I am glad.
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>>14632436
No, I do not in fact want the things you are describing. Liches should be slender.
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>>14632410
>yfw she cuts a cigar with her tail
>yfw she lazily drags her tail on your crotch
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>>14632415
>flagrant chicanery
Those words don't go together, at all.

>unfeeling machine bearing a facsimile to something divine
This doesn't either. You obviously want to say it resembles something holy but instead you're saying it carries something that looks holy.
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>>14632442
Are you the guy that commissioned it?
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>>14632443
She will be, it's just going to be an extremely exaggerated hourglass figure.

Well, till the kids come in and she's hauling eight of those girls around in her.
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>>14632451
No. But the link said big tiddy lich, and it was a big tiddy lich. No tumblr face at all.
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>>14632444
>Is that hot coffee for me?
"In a manner of speaking."
>Walk out of her office covered in hickeys and with your hair mussed
>MG co-workers grinning from ear to ear at you while Succu-boss cuts a cigar with her tail and takes a long drag of it
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>>14632458
My apologies then.
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>>14632458
Personally, I'm not a fan of huge tits like that.

But her face is extremely well done, so that's nice.
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>>14632392
Ehh. It's nice, but it just looks off without the rest of her body there to give a reference for how big them tiddies are.
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>Cuddle Jinko!
>It's a Yeti
>Who thinks she's a Jinko
>Because if you duct tape a bunch of kitchen knives to your big meaty paws and watch the X men movies repeatedly, you clearly must be a Jinko! Or Wolverine!
>but you look in the mirror and realize you aren't Hugh Jackman!
>so through the power of deduction, that must mean you're a Jinko!
>It also explains why you were thrown off that film set!
>you live in the jungle now
>and totally aren't made for it because you have an unnaturally high body temperature and thick furry limbs!
>at least that jinko you replaced is feeling the cold!
>maybe you could become a mercenary and shit
>the government always needs bad guys to be hugged, right?
>yeah, you're gonna hug some dictators
>you gonna be a bad guy? Hope you like a big pair of tits in your face
>and accidental cuts from the knives taped to your paws
>shit, that's some strong tape
>you hope that's going to come off. Life with massive paws is hard enough without knives being stuck to your fingers too
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>>14632415
I'd make an alped unfeeling machine feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>>14632392
OH HELL YES.
Finally, some nice art of Lich other than
>>14632405

Seriously, so many artists either make her look weird or fuck up the face.
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>>14632471
She can just find her way to a cold place, couldn't she?
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>>14632392
Perfect Lich.

>Suicune and Glaceon girls
Eh.
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>>14632471
What if her hugs actually work and she becomes a top mercenary?
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>>14632392
>>14632410
>tfw have to scroll through all this furry and futanari to get at the monstergirls

pain
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>>14629311
lies
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Speaking of Liches, I think Hotaru would look pretty good as one. Her personality doesn't really go, but her appearance does.
>>
Monstegirls wear clothes. However, some of them have their fur or scales covering their bodies AS clothes. Do those bits recede or can they be taken off? Like say, >>14632471 this yetis fur top. What do you think?
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>>14632492
Either I've grown accustomed to digging through the deepest regions to get the diamonds or I've fallen and I can't get up. Because I'm really not phased by it at all
Dragons would love me
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>>14629469
Trying something different this time.

>>14629493
>>14629472
Thanks anon, I'm glad you guys like. N-no u.
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>>14632503
I imagine the fur covering the naughty bits as regular clothing tailored to match the rest of their bodies, but idk.
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>>14629469
>>14632505
These pieces are coming along swimmingly, good work Snib.
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What do you think about a monstergirl cutting off a part of herself for you to keep? As a sign of devotion?

Dragon who makes a necklace out of her horns for you.

Kitsune who cuts off one of her tails and fashions a charm for your protection.

Something like that.
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>>14632484
>Glaceon Girls
My fetish.jpg

>>14632499
Who is this chick anyway? I keep seeing lewd stuff of her all over the place.
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>>14632505
Nice work snib.
I'll show you something ambitious
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>>14632521
Why horns? Why not just claws? Horns are super heavy
Either way, I'm fine wit it, but still
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>>14632521
that first one isn't bad but holy fuck that second one you're crazy
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>>14632523
The main heroine of Dagashi Kashi. It would be a shameful display not to draw her as a wonderland resident or something equally batshit, as she's basically a genderswapped Willy Wonka.
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>>14632523
>have the name of the character AND a screenshot
>can't be bothered to use google
Fuck off
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>>14632461
[x]assert dominance fucking your boss in Suspended Congress in front of the whole office
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>>14632521
That would be pretty morbid, and is likely to give you more than a few looks when walking down the street.
Especially the tail, Jeez.
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>>14632521
That sounds awful and I'd drop that crazy bitch like a sack of potatoes.
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>>14632534
>assert dominance
>with your boss
Uh...
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>>14632529
At least I'm not that guy who romanticizes murder.
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>>14632505
Sweet. Out of curiosity, what's your favorite parts of a monster girl's body? Breasts, hips, thighs, etc.? And what body types do you like? Just curious from all the different girls and types you draw.
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>>14632521
>Kitsune who cuts off one of her tails and fashions a charm for your protection.


Jesus shit, the first one was a little overboard, but that's just straight up body mutilation. Fucking hell, man.
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>>14632541
Monster ethics anon.
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>>14632530
Fuck. That's it!
She should be a Mad Hatter, it fits her insanity and weird dress sense.
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>>14632488
>Yeti, it's Colonel. We need you to infiltrate Shadow Moses, a terrorist group has taken over the facility. We let you keep your "Wolverine claws" at yours and Millers' behest.
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>>14632392
Large chests don't suit lich at all. They aren't exactly lolis, but they should still be small and cute with modest chests in proportion to their size.
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OK Anons.

Spin the wheel and get a monster girl species.

It's your job to get that girl off with only toys on three separate areas (ears, vag, tails, etc.)

monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

I'll start off.

>Hobgoblin
>Hook up a milking machine to her breasts, some egg vibrators to her ears, an extra large dildo built for dire centaurs in her snatch.
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>>14632560
>Don't suit Lich at all
What're you on about? MGs can be any body-type; they don't have to conform to the individual drawn for the profile.

Personally I don't like huge tits; I prefer a Loli Lich.
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>>14632560
Maybe some happened to have had Kloah-tier tiddies before achieving Lichdom.

There are probably even Liches that like to wear panties.
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>>14632560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2iKAPSJExs
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>>14632560
Then need to be the biggest!
They are ladies of science and they need big breasts to go with their big brains.

>>14632572
Does she have a little, upside down 'v' mouth?
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>>14632578
>Does she have a little upside-down 'v' mouth?
...sure. Why not.
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>>14631977
>>14632008
If only this guy ever finished a drawing, he might actually be decent.
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>Anon comes home to his Kitsune waify, positively giddy
>She asks him to sit on front of her and he complies
>She tell him she can't help but worry about him when he leaves home, and that she loves him so much she never wants to be without him
>Naturally he feels the same
>So
>She hands him a box , eyes fixed on him as he opens it
>In it he finds a severed tail, hers, adorned with various trinkets
>He's positively stunned
>She jumps for joy and places it around his neck and asks how much he loves it
>He slaps her, and quickly embraces her
>She's devastated
>Anon doesn't like her gift
>He hates it so much he hit her
>It hurt so much and it wad all for him, why, why won't he accept?
>She weeps inconsolably into his chest until the grief carries her off to sleep

Nice going fags.
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>>14632560
Base Lich has a pretty good sized rack. Not that big, but definitely larger than normal for her size
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>>14632534
...

>Get caught up and bring her coffee before the morning meeting
>You figured you'd play a prank on her and dabble a little bit of holy water in it
>She's staring at you as she drinks it, no adverse effects
>As the meeting goes on, she's starting to sweat more and more, the thermostat is set at 73 degrees F, nice and temperate
>MGs in the office are asking her what's up
>You can practically see the fire in her eyes as she realizes you drugged her with her coffee
>Tells your co-workers she's going to show them how to discipline subordinates who step out of line
>Undoes her skirt, letting you see her garter belt and panties combo as well as her literally steaming pussy
>Forces your face into it, her pussy juice kicking in the back of your throat like hot sauce
>Grab her breasts, she falters, yell out that you're tired of taking her shit all the time just because you're one of the few human men in the building
>Throw your tie to the side, drop trousers
>She flushes at the sight of your erection
>Force her on top of the table, climbing up yourself
>She's practically begging you to stop when you lift her up by her graciously palmable buttocks
>Start fucking her with her legs hooked around your buttocks
>All the seated MGs at the table can see your cock flying in and out of her pussy as your head is buried in her cleavage
>She's moaning like an absolute slut while you're fucking her, juices dripping down your inner thighs and down onto the table
>Few minutes pass before you're both twitching and semen is dripping from her gouged out pussy onto the table
>Meeting gets called off until a later date
>Come into work the next day expecting to be fired, Succuboss just smiles at you and puts one finger to your lips before you can apologize
"As a food source, you're rather reliable. But I hope you don't plan on getting me pregnant, unless you take responsibility."

"By the way, I hope you start planning for a few months from now~"
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>>14632579
Good.
Loli litches need that mouth
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>>14632583
The "Interview" Lich's are a really nice, perfectly squeezeable size.

Honestly I'm one to proclaim "DFC a best" often; but ones like those are more my personal ideal. DFC still a best though.
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>>14632567
>Echidna
>egg vibrators on her tail and nipples
>O-Ring gag in her mouth
>69 her until next morning and her belly is distended
I know it's cheating to 69 but I don't give a fuck
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>>14632560
>doesn't suit
>a large chest doing anything but improve a lady's figure
It's the boo box for you.
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>>14632517
>>14632527
Y-you too.
Gazer Guy pls.

>>14632544
Glad you like man. In terms of personal taste, I like medium/large tiddies, fine booty, and some muscle definition on tall ladies. Monster girls that fit that description are generally at the top of my list. Aesthetically speaking though I like all kinds of body types, especially when the drawings are top notch.
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>>14632567
>Kitsune-bi

REALLY grasping at straws on this one.

>Vibration-inducing talismans placed on strategic locations (areolas, vagina). Touching the talismans will only increase the sensation based on the strength of the touch
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>>14629718
Surprisingly even distribution now that it has been a while
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>>14632580
He does though
http://sub-lewd.tumblr.com/post/136564585458/
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>>14632584
>spoiler
[x]SAMBO TACKLE INTO MATING PRESS!
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>>14632552
I would have gone for Titania.

They love sweets after all.
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>>14632580
Agreed.
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>>14632591
Oh my.
Don't forget to bind her arms

>>14632599
Oh my, if you gave those a hard squeeze then I bet you'd quickly find her thrashing around as you nearly mindbreak her.
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>>14632603
welp

Guess I should rephrase now: if only he finished drawings more often.
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>>14630638
It's not that bad. You can get through it in a month or two at a decent pace
It's, what, 120k~140k pages?
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>>14632567
>sea bishop

Electrodes hooked to her tummy, nips and clit while I spank her with her tablet. In a sensory deprivation chamber so she literally has nothing else to process but the tingling, tickling numbness followed by the smack of her "bible" on her buttocks. Never knowing when the hit is going to come.
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>>14632606
Titania does love sweets, but she's also kind and gentle.

Hotaru is just batshit insane and wants to drag the MC into her madness. Replace her love of ranting about sweets for sex and you pretty much have a Mad Hatter on your hands.
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>>14632632
Lewd!
Too lewd!

She's a priestess!
She's not supposed to be like that!
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>>14632609
>Don't forget to bind her arms.
Of course. Do you think this is my first rodeo?
Also a 'rodeo' is doing the same thing but with a Minos
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>>14632567
>Living Doll

>Action Man on her ass
>Stuffed bear at her front
>silly putty on her face
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>>14632567
>Baphomet

Intense navalingus, reprehensibly intimate ear-play, and sensual, passionate paw massages.
Vagina and nipple stimulation is babby-mode.
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>>14632626
>120k pages
>a month or two at a decent pace
>roughly 2000 pages a day
That's fucking mental. That'd be like reading my old copy of Half-Blood Prince three times a day.
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>>14632640
I think it takes a bit more to give minotaurs a belly from that though, they are bigger!

>>14632642
>Action man
>mfw I keep thinking of the guy from Venture Brothers

NO!
You are not making her do a Rusty Venture!

>>14632647
Oh my.
Are you trying to pamper her?
Or are you putting those skills you learned from anubi to work?
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>>14632653
How can she do a Rusty Venture if she doesn't have a penis?
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>>14632605
>Mating Press
I need a towel. That position is too lewd.
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>>14632639
Cloistered girls are some of the biggest freaks you can get.
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>>14631051
I miss Dredd hi-jacks
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>>14632663
I thought you only needed both thumbs and your tongue to do the Rusty Venture.
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>>14632567
>Dark Slime
Water-proof bass amp on the core. This on loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaXufwo74vg
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>>14632671
Nothing beats a greentext suddenly getting "I AM THE LAW"
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>>14632663
>>14632672

Please, a real Rusty Venture involves the use of a doppleganger potion on a girl and then having one ride your face while the other takes you vaginally along with reciting shakespear's Othello.

>>14632670
Do you think she wears crotchless panties?

>>14632673
Ok, I think you just mind broke her.
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>>14632672
Depends on the definition. Some involve a turkey baster and/or a snorkel.
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>>14632671
>>14632676
Reminder that Dredd supports Anubi.
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>>14631800
Shit, that's cute.
Is the dad holding the little ones leases or something? They look like my dogs when I try to take them for a walk.
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>>14632679
If a monster girl drank a doppelganger potion, and perhaps one started licking the clit of the one you were fucking, what would that count as?
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>>14632692
It would count as being goddamn hot.
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>>14632689
Kids are like wild animals. Sure, parents might get funny looks, but many of them do use child safety leashes on family outings nowadays.

I like to think Anupups would be well-behaved enough to not need them.
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>>14632692
Masturbation with partner play, a very similar, yet entirely separate, position.
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>>14632671
>>14632676
Paladins done right. Now I'm imagining a paladin version of Judge Death

>>14632692
A 609?
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>>14632700
Anupups would probably be very well behaved. They'd walk in a straight line when crossing the road, holding the tail of the sister in front, and all sorts of things like that.
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>>14632708
jesus christ my heart

anon why
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>>14632708
Oh god. I'd kill to see Sketch-Anon or Lawyer-chan or whoever draw that.

It's so adorable, I don't know if my heart could handle it.
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>>14632648
I goofed, meant 12k~14k
120k would be insane
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>>14632708
Oh gosh, it's even better if one of them has a "^"-shaped mouth.
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>>14632708
>▶
Is the youngest at the back sucking her paw and looking off in a random direction?
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>>14632711
So the on the floor with him a boy or a girl?
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>>14632733
*is the one on the floor
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>>14632692
>>>/u/
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>>14632730
Every fiber of my being says "Yes".
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I wish we could translate Japan's Monster Girl stories one day, they look neat.
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>>14631800
Simply WANderful.
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>>14632724
>>14632730
The oldest is leading at the front, glancing back at her sisters and smiling.
The second oldest is looking ahead and has has the "^" mouth, because I guess you must really like Arekeshi to be pushing that.
The not-quite youngest is happily pointing something out in the distance to her oldest sister.
And the youngest is sucking the thumb on her free paw, looking behind her at the cat which is following them.

It's like the Beatles Abbey Road album cover, except I imagine they're all walking towards the left for some reason, rather than right on the album.
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Would you be okay with random Monstegirls on the street asking to drink your cum as a snack? Would you feed homeless girls this way?
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>>14632762
It worked out swimmingly in Peny's Hobopire story.
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>>14632762
I already have a waifu at home, sorry.
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>>14632762
But monstergirls eat normal food too
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>>14632767
But there doesn't need to be sex involved! Like, you could step into a private booth and masturbate and hand it to her in a cup.
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>>14631800
Hellhounds are so cute.
And it looks like there are more puppies on the way.
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>>14632761
Adorable little things.
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>>14632762
Those spoiled brats better be ready to dance for it, considering how dirt cheap it is for a golem to brew sustenance for them.
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>>14632761
Drawfriends pls!
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Think about the monstergirl you hate/fear the most. She rescues you from a shipwreck/car crash/random ass beating/some other misfortune and nurses you back to health. Do you still fear/hate her kind? Would you be friends with her or her people?

Be honest and racist.
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>>14632758
All those potential stories of underappreciated monstergirls having a story being locked behind a different language hurts knowing about.
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>>14632798
Well I don't really hate/fear any of them so my opinion wouldn't really change
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>>14632798
"I'm still not having sex with you."
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>>14632789
>golem
What?
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>>14632798
I will at least be very grateful for being saved.
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>>14632798
My least favorite would have to be the siths and while I'd be freinds with them, I wouldn't dick them until they got a de-furring potion.
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>>14632798
Whatever, I didn't ask her to save me.
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>>14632805
>not afraid of any of them
I don't believe you.
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>>14632798
Since two certain "monster girls" don't exist, I'll have to settle with Amazoness. Time to be silently passive aggressive after I'm kidnapped.
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>>14632813
>For unattached monster girls who eat spirit energy, like succubi, a dietary supplement is brewed by golems [3] wherein a limited amount of semen that the automata milk out of their victims can supply many monsters with nutritional, if foul-tasting, energy.

Basically, if your setting uses elements from MGE and your succubi are starving to death, they're either too dumb to live or you're doing something wrong.
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>>14632817
Wow that sounds so tsun I want to take a brillo pad to your face.
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Name a monster girl that doesn't get enough love.
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>>14632823
So golems collect aemem from various men and make semen shakes and serve them to needy girls?

This shouldn't expand Dong. But it does.
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>>14632829
All of them.
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>>14632798
>>14632829
Mantangos.
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>>14632829
Your waifu.
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>>14632829
Honeybee
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>>14632829
Hellhound
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>>14632829
yuki-onna
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>>14632822
who doesn't exist?
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>>14632798
>That heartbreaking moment when a Matango has to infect you in order to save your life.

I wouldn't hate them as much.

>>14632829
Jorogumo or Gargoyles

131
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>>14632843
Look everyone, a liar.
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>>14632829
Selkie
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>>14632798
>matango
Now I'm infected.
And everyone else in the city is getting infected too in a spore epidemic that spreads like wildfire because someone let a matango in.

I don't have time to think how I feel about them, it's the fucking shroompocalypse, overload the reactor
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>>14632839
Honey Bee had some lovin' last night.
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>>14632852
Which MG would hate lies the most?

I say Shirohebi.
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>>14632818
I have a high tolerance level, my friend. Things don't phase me as much
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>>14632852
But it's true.
No matter how much love hellhounds receive, it'll never be enough.
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I want to make a monstergirl sad by flinching when she tries to touch me!
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>>14632866
Begone, prince of lies.
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>>14632829
Cupid, Gandharva, Apsara
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>>14632864
Good pick, I don't think I can beat that.
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Any monster girls this anime season?
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>>14632859
That she did, which inspired me.
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>>14632866
I hope you choke to death on a glob of your own phlegm.
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>>14632830
Now I'm imagining having a golem waifu and running a soup kitchen in MGC. A semen kitchen?
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>>14632798
>Deruella

I must do my duty and and keep her fuck-u-pied to end her dastardly schemes once and for all! I won't stop until I completely purify here into an adoring deredere heart-pupiled blueberry. I'll also have her send all her top warriors into places they'll never return from like Pandemonium and Wonderland on the pretext they were trying to NTR me away from her.

What? You said monstergirl, not species.

You're welcome, humanity.
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What is the best delicious brown Monster Girl?

How many brown monster girls qualify as good?

If you're pale and make a baby with one, will the daughteru be brown or white?
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>>14632798
As someone who is very racist IRL, but who has more minority friends than white friends, I make personal exceptions.
ie. "Man I sure do hate niggers, but Jamal is a hell of a guy and I'd take a bullet for him."
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>>14632885
Would you contribute to the brew?
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>>14632877
Grimgar episode 2 made me feel really bad for a plain old monster.

Also there's robot girls in Dimension W if that counts.
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>>14632887
Khepri

Subjective

Going by lore about genetics, whatever the mother is.

Next
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>>14632887
Cupid.
All of them.
Mocha.
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>>14632864
I'm having trouble remembering if there was a species that prioritizes honesty and frankness, and expects the same from her partner.

>>14632887
Salamander. They're hot.
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>>14632889
Obviously, I'm going to get a tax break due to donating to charity. I just wish the Golem would stop accepting donations on her knees with her tongue out, that makes it weird.
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>>14632896
>Salamander. They're hot.
We'll lock you outside again Charon.
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>>14632869
But it's true. In fact, it's true for every lovely monstergirl.

>>14632881
I hope a cute, loving hellhound becomes your wife and shares a life of warmth and happiness with you.
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>>14632896
>honesty
Beats me, but I'd say ryu
>frankness
At least where lewdness is concerned? Jabberwock
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>>14632880
>At least two of those posts are mine
[Sweating Intensifies]
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>>14632798
Waking up in a Lich's crypt or a Wight's mausoleum, especially after some sort of disaster, would be extremely frightening for me.
I don't hate them, but for all I know, they could have revived me into an undead, and geological time spans are too long for me.
I'm just afraid of becoming an undead.

Alternatively, an Amazon nursing me back to health would lead to an immediate whatever-point-in-my-life crisis, because there is no doubt that she is going to try to keep me with her.
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>>14632886
One paladinism strategy I can totally stand behind.
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>>14632897
You kiss your waifu with that mouth?
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>>14632798
The one girl I really outright don't like is Cheshire, and that's only because some of the people who like her and the stories she's in just constantly run me the wrong way. So I'd be thankful for her saving me.
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>>14632918
Very good.
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>>14632891
It does.

Anything else?
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>>14632887
Anubis
Probably all of them
Caramel.
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>>14632891
>Dimension W
This opening is so stylish and I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XMUi6x2d4Y

Also, is it just a coincidence that there's a Tesla-punk anime airing at a time when Tesla Electric Motors is seeing a resurgence?
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>tfw dragon waifu that literally steals your heart
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>>14633001
Ouch.
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>>14633001
I bet it would be this little shit that'd do it.
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"Mantis maids"

Fucking teasing me here, Gelatin.
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>>14633004
Actually she's a bit bigger, more red, likes to terrorize fishing villages. Voice is beautiful though.
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>>14633004
Is that the fairy dragon? Doesn't look frilly enough
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>>14633007
Oh man I want some Mantis maids now.
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>>14633007
Explain further.
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>>14633001
I kinda need that, you know.
Oh well, good thing for this conveniently placed heart-lung machine.
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>>14633001
Mercedes is better.
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>>14633016
Waiting for the MGC Maid Profile.
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>>14633023
Ah.
>>
I want my Dragon waifu to call me one night and tell me she got in trouble! I want her to tell me she was at the bar and got into a fight with a Gargoyle who called me a slut! I want her to tell me she got into a bar fight with her, and won, but unfortunately the damn Dark Elf cop busted her! I want her to tell me that she used her one phonecall on me, and if I could come down there to pay her bail so she could go home it'd be great! I want to drive down there, pay it, and when I visit her in her cell and the Dark Elf opens the door, I want my Dragon waifu to hug me and tell me "Thank you for releasing me."!
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>>14633022
Stupid queen keeps replacing Mercedes because of how the stupid affinity system works.
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>>14632829
Devil bug
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>>14633028
How did the gargoyle know you?
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>>14633049
We went to anime club back in Middle School together. But those were dark times, I don't wanna talk about that.
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>>14633049
>called me a slut
He gives a hint, duh.
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>>14632844
Yuki-onna are mean!
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>>14633055
Were you a slur then?
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Kikimora wife just making your favorite meal for dinner.
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>>14632906
>shares a life of warmth and happiness with you
you're a monster
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>>14633063
Sounds fantastic, especially because I can't get off my ass to go make something to eat. Would she feed it to me as well?
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>>14633062
It was nothing serious, we traded Pokemon, cuddled close when watching anime and pretended to be tough edgy anime characters together, but I broke it off when she asked to hold my hand. I just wasn't ready for that kind of commitment back then, and she was so sudden about it.
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>>14633068
yes.

>TFW you put your clothes on backwards so that your kiki frets and redresses you
>TFW she still hasn't realized you do it on purpose
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>>14633078
I'd do that with my underwear all the time if she fixed them for me.
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>>14633063
Beautiful.

You think she'd tamper with the recipe because she'd worry over her master's overall health? Like getting him to eat lo-cal or some other crap?
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>>14633088
yeah, including ingredients that increase your fertility
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>>14633088
Maybe, but her Kiki magic would probably make it so it doesn't look or taste any different. I'm sure if I had a Kiki she'd beef up the protein and calories in mine cause I'm so damn skinny.
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>>14632829

Nereid.

Seriously, they're actually okay, why don't we talk about them more?
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>>14633063
>just making your favorite meal for dinner

Sounds kinda bland.

>Alp wife making your favorite meal for dinner
>Hips swaying in perfect rhythm
>It turns her spadetail into a sexy pendulum
>Every now and then she takes a tiny sample and tastes it to make sure it's "just right~"
>grunts and moans into the spoon from how good it is
>You had to take a glance at her just to see what she was doing and now you can't take your eyes off her
>Damn that cooking game is ridiculous, faggot
>Please don't burn my food though
>it tastes great, "I gotta learn how to survive on my own" my ass, you did that for me
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>>14633101
Because they're okay and don't have any standout features.
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>>14633014
It's a Chameleos, from Monster Hunter.

Essentially, it's a legendary dragon, with the ability to produce a cloaking must and turn invisible entirely.
Besides it's fast, erratic and sudden attacks, it also has the ability to steal your items using its tongue. What makes it frustrating is that it will always prioritise your most valuable items, including heavy healing items that you can only carry a very small amount of.
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>>14633101
Water sucks.
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>>14633101
All water girls are naturally limited by their environment so don't get talked about a ton. That and the whole "drowning bitches" shtick Nereids have.
>>
You know guys, we argue about a lot. Femdom vs. Maledom. Tits vs. Ass. But what about the most important one of all? Are you pro skub or anti-skub?
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>>14633117
Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too
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>>14633114
>Prioritizes valuables and limited healing items
>Ancient Potion stolen!<
I would break my ds in half if that happened. Those things aren't cheap to make.
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I want this, but with a Kakuen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjieD6CTYs
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>>14633126
Whichever side my scary-looking missass is on today.
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>>14633131
Tons of plants are used to make non-fat soaps like soapweed so plenty of plant girls could get in on that. That's real soap. Otherwise, you're pretty much just playing the fancy scent game.
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>>14633117
>>14633121
This is basically it. I love sea bishops but it's hard to write stuff with them. Kraken gets the most love of water monsters because her tentacles can function as legs, unlike the mermaids.
Plus tentacle cuddles.
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>>14633063
She's getting a nice pat on the head.
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>>14633126
Anti-skub assholes want to take away our god-given right to skub. Just because some people can't use skub responsibly doesn't mean everyone should be penalized by these radicals!
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>tfw sassy Owl daughterus.
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>>14633131
>Extra Bubbly: For the young and young at heart. Prefect for making bubble towers
>Soothing Suds: A variety of fragrances mixed with special herbs to relax your body
>Gloss Coat: A blend of nutrients to keep your fur soft ant sleek
>Angel's Kiss: Special aphrodesiacs leave your skin soft & extra-sensitive. Perfect for using before getting dirty with your partner. Or while in the bath together.
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>>14633145
I enjoy Nereid the most. I enjoy the Onee-san personality, and my favorite fetish is tender loving femdom. Paizuri is equal to that fetish though.
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Do harpies preen with their mouths?
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>>14633145
Then how come Scylla's aren't talked about often, they can do all the things krakens can and can be just as cute?
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>>14633152
>tfw eldritch shrieking horror owl daughterus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ggrgjb57_Y
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>>14633144
>>14633153
Thank you two.
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>>14632798
I'd rather die than let her save me.
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>>14633161
It sounds like TV static, it's kind of unnerving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUiSAo_ie0

Like if you dated an Owl girl and during the middle of your meal she just opens her mouth and makes this noise while staring at you, unblinking.
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>>14633158
Probably not. It'd probably taste gross and fill their mouths with dirt. If I had to guess, they probably have tools so that either they or a friend can care for their wings with minimal effort.
>Harpy daughteru brings you her preening kit
>Treats it as bonding time with papa
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>>14633131
Apophis "Grapes of Wrath" scented soap
Honeybee "All natural beeswax and honey" soap
Pharaoh "Historically Accurate* " Bathing oils and soaps
Wurm "Yay bubbles!" Bubblegum bubblebath
Shoggoth "Black Ooze" Heavy duty soap
Then there are the ones meant for fur/scales/feathers.
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>>14633167
She can't be that bad.
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>>14633169
Begone, screeching hell-beast!
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>>14633174
>Apophis "Grapes of Wrath" scented soap
Sounds comfy.
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>>14633180
In reality, bird girls would be kind of creepy.
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>>14633169
That's what you get for taking the last slice of pizza when she was reaching for it.
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>>14633178
I can't actually decide which I hate more Matango, Mindflayer, or Cu/Cait Sith. In any case, death is a preferable option to being saved by one of those.
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>>14633158
>>14633170
That would be nice, just helping your harpy waifu preen her wings and spending time with her.
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>>14633185
Sounds depressing to me
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>>14633185
The profits go to a good cause too! They go towards the destruction of the bronze skinned tyrant.
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>>14633170
Nice. I'll be sure to lay out a towel when I'm helping out my jubjub daughteru.
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>>14633159
Because Kraken is an upgraded Scylla and is therefore talked about more
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>>14633152
>>14633161
>>14633169
>>14633180
>>14633186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeFxdkaFzRA
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>>14633192
Indeed.
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>>14633200
I'll buy a thousand of the Pharaoh bathing oils and soaps then! No one is going to bring down my future mistress!
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>>14633159
Because life isn't fucking fair.
>>14633202
You can't upgrade perfection.
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>>14633205
I would still date an Owl Girl, just imagine the things she can do with that rotating head.
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>>14633208
But the profits of her oils ans soaps go towards the defeat of the fat purple snake. It'll turn into a war.
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>>14633202
How so? Scylla's can do all the things krakens can, all their abilities, yet their not talked about as often. In real life, squids and octopuses can both do the same things with equal skill, just seems kind of weird, isn't it?
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>>14633216
Then it is war! I must ensure my mistress' safety at all costs.
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>>14633196
How so?
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>>14633228
That anon might be referring to the book of the same title.
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>>14633228
He's just so tar'd is all. So, so tar'd.
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>>14633212
Hey, just curious man, it's a question I've had on the mind for quite a while. Plus, can krakens/Scylla's even go on land and live or are they confined to the water?
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>>14633233
Ohhhhhhh.
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>>14633202
Implying that the kraken has is anywhere close to the scylla in delicious ass.

Enough with your lies.
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>>14633238
They can go on land. They'll be clumsy though.
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>>14633238
Both can come on land. Krakens are more partial to living deep underwater. Any MG that has land-based locomotion problems can just magic some boring human legs onto themselves apparently. Another cheap effort by KC to make sure nothing wrong happens ever.
>>14633241
Preach it, my brotherman.
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>>14632567
>Raiju
easymode
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>>14633243
Hmm, now I want to a Scylla ice skating with her boyfriend and him helping to teach her how to do it. I think this would be quite the sight to see and has the potential to be quite cute/romantic.
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>>14633246
That is pretty silly to just be able to sprout human legs for no reason. Plus, I like the idea of a story where a mermaid like a guy and has to overcome various problems like movement on land in the name of love.
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>>14633131
Raiju "bath toaster" bubble soap
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>>14633288
Get that authentic burnt toast smell when you shower or bathe! Now in stores!
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>Be street urchin
>Out of boredom and the fact you had nothing to lose, you decide to head out to your towns major shopping district
>You don’t regret it either
>The stale air of your hovel was quickly overwritten by the aroma of freshly baked foods and pastries filled your nostrils
>An assortment of Monsters in spring attire are walking, slithering, skittering, and floating next to their husbands. Their daughters not too far behind them
>Milling around the shops and the outsides of restaurants earned you a sizable amount of stares and gasps
>Thankfully you’re more than familiar with the feeling of getting stared at, just like the hungry growl that nags at your stomach
>...
>Dammit
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>>14632567
>Jiang-shi
Hmmm... That's tricky since they don't really have any particular weaknesses that a human would, but I think I could whip something up:
>Total Gym
>Vibrator- dildo
>Electroshock therapy kit
I wire the the shock therapy set into the Total Gym, attach the dildo to it, and hook up the shock pads all over her body. The vibrator and voltage for the therapy start at a low intensity gently working her up and loosening her as she exercises. As she gets more worked up, her body will get looser and she can go at the Total Gym harder. The increased motion increases the voltaed of the shock therapy and speeds up the vibrator. If it works, it should create a positive feedback loop of her loosening up, working faster, increasing her pleasure, and loosening her up even more. Her body stays rock-hard from the workout, she gets nice and limber, and she's all warmed up for me to come in and initiate sweaty, post-exercise sex. Semen is probably great for her recovery after a workout.
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>>14633322
>While looking for edible scraps, you pick up on a scent distinct from anything you’ve smelt in the district prior
>The scent of brown sugar combined with something floral and fruit-like
>You spent more time trying to remember name of the scent than finding food for the night, leaving you unaware of the faint buzzing noise approaching from behind you
>The moment you make out the scents first syllable, a black chitinous hand rests itself on your shoulder. The hands owner proceeds to speak up in a saccharine voice
>”Like what you smell, honey?
>Honey? Honey! Yes! That’s the word you were looking for! Thanks strang-
>Now aware of the insectoid woman behind you, you turn around to find yourself face-to-face with a warm, dopey smile
>You take notice to the strangers light brown, fanned-out hair, the twitching black antennae on top of it, and the braid taking your view downwards
>A white, fuzzy mane sits comfortably on her collar as two large, heavy breasts held behind a tight apron lock your attention fully
>You immediately shake your head to prevent blood from rushing lower, catching a glimpse of the white tufts along her wrists and ankles
>The Honeybee promptly raises herself up, her massive breasts bouncing with the sudden motion
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>>14633337
>bee farm near house growing up
>no real issues ever
>turn 16 buy car
>one day go to start car - OH GOD BEES
>BEES EVERYWHERE OH GOD

moral of the story- bees like air filter boxes.
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I want to sexually frustrate my monster girl childhood friend by being an unmarried man and being an /r9k/ tier aspie.
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Can't really blame Lantern for bailing out.
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>>14633337
>A concerned look washes over her face as she rolls down the sleeves of her sweater and places her hands on your cheeks
>”Poor thing, a child should never go hungry. Come on, I’ll get you washed and fed pronto.”
>The hunger part isn’t entirely true, you had a meal consisting of canned beans and lentils the other night. Also, the nomadic scarf and patchwork gloves are only debatably styli-
>The tall apidaean shakes you from your thoughts once more and leads you to a bakery adjacent to the alleyway you wandered into
>As you enter the building you see a cursive logo with the the title ‘~GOLDEN NIGHT~’, a cutesy version of a Honeybees face lies above it
>That explains the apron, which means she probably works or maybe even owns this joint.
>”I’ll have you know that I both own, and work at this lovely joint”
>Does she at least get help from others? She’s a honeybee, she must have a multitude of sisters and cousins
>”My sisters also send aid in the form of various honey products produced back in my families hive! Isn’t that the coolest shit?”
>Damn, she managed to answer both of your questions before you could ask them. Though all you need to know now is her name
>”Though I’d rather not toot my own horn more than I already am, how about a warm bath? Names Nae by the way”
>Ditto
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>>14633324
Impressive.
You deserve a banana sticker.
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What are some odd fetishes you have and think would go great with Monster Girls?

I don't know why, but hard working women coming home from work and relaxing is olev to me. I'd love if we got stuff like this for Monster Girls. We need more Monster Girls just relaxing.
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>>14633362
Lantern was OK, but he wanted to write a serious action story all along which was out of the style of his opening piece, which was mainly character-driven. As far as I know he wrote action stories for the rest of his writing career. Oh well. He might stick around and do imagine spots like most of us.
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>>14633362
Wait, what happened?
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>>14633373
>Sexy business monster girl comes home
>Throws off her shoes and immediately starts to strip
>Let's her hair down, stretches to feel the breeze on her body
>Grabs a beer before flopping down on the couch
>spends her night just relaxing
>Sometimes she gets horny/bored, mastubates right there
>Has no qualms with you staring at her, feeling her up, or jumping her for sex
>She actually encourages it
Mmmmph
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>>14633375
Lantern had some of the best world-building here. I think he was in the top three writefags here in terms of quality. I remember being really excited for his first story and checking for his updates. While the tone is different for his second, I was enjoying it too.
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>>14633391
Got tired of the way this place is going to shit. He was much more polite about it though.
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>>14633400
When and where did he comment as such?
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>>14633366
>Nae leads you upstairs to her living quarters, and a Zipanguese style bathroom thereafter
>Wait, is that supposed to be a jacuzzi or a bathtub?
>”My mom sent a buddy from Z Land to build this for me, I need room to accommodate this big abdomen after all”
>Without any second thought. Nae rips your rags off and gets the water running, pouring a honey bubble-bath mixture into the rising water
>After the water is high enough, she beckons you over to Jacuzzi-tub hybrid and has you take a seat in the front section.
>As you sit comfily in the aromatic bubbly water, Nae nonchalantly disrobes in front of you. Massive creamy breasts bounce free from their tight wool prison, round pink nipples topping both
>Your eyes behave in a manner similar to yours and Naes first meeting, moving all over to gander at the human skin on trim waist, wide hips, and thick thighs. At least she can’t see your stiffy under the foam
>You hear her chitinous feet clatter on the tiles as the honeybee hops into the Tubcuzzi with you, splashing the bubbly mixture onto your dirty back back and hair
>”Y’know the best part about this bubbly stuff? It also doubles as shampoo!”
>She immediately gets to work on massaging the shampoo into your scalp, washing away days of dirt and grease in a matter of seconds
>After she finishes, Nae removes her hands from your hair and briefly presses her breasts into your back. Did she just moan slightly?
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>>14633404
Mid-ish December if I recall.
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>>14633400
>>14633412
What the hell are you talking about? That never happened.
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I want to marry the Mouse singer in ANM48!
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>>14633421
If you want to prove otherwise you're more than welcome to. I freely admit I didn't save his post or anything.
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>>14633425
>Twintails
She's cute.
But I like the looks of that tomboy-ish wolf behind her.
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>>14633430
I can't find it in the archives because warosu is ded, but he was here last week and he said he was still writing. I remember him talking about some real life issues though.
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>>14633425
>>14633438
I'd have to take that bunny.
She looks embarrassed to be there.
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>>14633441
That's good news if it's true, though I'm sorry to hear about real-life issues.
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>>14633438
I bet she acts tough for her stage persona, but deep down she's just looking for a man to pat her and says she's a good dog.
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>>14633408
>“Sorry about that sugar, I just needed to reposition myself so I could wash you body”
>The bee grabs a bottle of bodywash and squeezes a surprisingly minimal amount into her hands. Catching a whiff of it you discover it doesn’t have an odor at all
>At that moment you smell the same scent that lead you to this place, but that’s not all. You also feel a sticky texture dribbling down your shoulder blades
>Nae presses and rubs the odorless wash into your back before spreading it onto almost every part of your front and back. The honey-like fragrance overpowers your mind and sends you into a haze
>Smooth segmented hands begin pumping at your at your unveiled rock hard length, Nae humming ‘Mix-it-up~, mix-it-up~’ all the while
>The honeybee presses its chest cannons into your back once more, rubbing more of the mysterious sticky substance into it as she works your cock with her right hand
>Pianist fingers meticulously tease every crevice of your cock, driving you ever closer to orgasm
>”Even Siberia goes through the mo-tions~”
>With one last pump, Nae forces her tongue into your mouth, allowing you to release your alabaster payload into the water
>This is truly the best sensation your lower body has felt in eons

I guess I picked the worst hour possible to post this.
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>>14633453
Would you pat her ears and watch her tail start whipping back and forth?
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>>14633463
Not him, but this should be obvious with a Kobold waifu.
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>>14633478
It would be, you'd ruffle her hair and she'd give you a bright, cheery smile at your attention.
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>>14633462
Well you've got one lurker interested.
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>>14633462
>You’re jolted into the waking world as Nae shakes you up, holding two towels against her prominent chest
>Welp, time to get out.
>You groan as Nae dries you with her second towel, and grin when she dresses you in the comfiest goddamn pajamas ever
>The apidaean wordlessly spins you around and leads you into her living room, settling your young tired body on the couch
>”Wait here alright? I’m gonna make you a late dinner”
>With your past circumstances in mind you think back to exact moment you met Nae, up until the instance she pressed her chest into your back
>Shit, that’s all you remember
>Then again, why should you think deep into with scent of jalapeno cornbread and honey butter your nostrils?

It's not much of a loss since I'm not too impressed with how this one turned out.
Anyways, pastebin I guess: http://pastebin.com/vWr7zYmV
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>>14633450
Writers hardly ever completely stop, though if he was taking the gas off then I'd understand.
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>>14633485
Aww shucks.
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>>14633493
You should revisit that onee-san familiar. This was very enjoyable too though.
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>>14633159
They're basically the same monster but Krakens are more well-known, so scylla-chan is fucked. Or rather, not fucked in this case.
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>>14633501
>You should revisit that onee-san familiar.
After writing up that P'Orc thing I finally know how I may want to continue that story. I'm also flattered that someone remembers that piece.
>This was very enjoyable too though.
I appreciate your words greatly.
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>>14633174
>Wurm "Yay bubbles!" Bubblegum bubblebath
I want to bathe a Wurm
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>>14633528
Loli or big?
Either way I don't think the reaction would change all that much.

>Rar! I'm a sea wurm! Give me all your gold and hugs!
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>>14633523
Lovey dovey onee-sans are always A-OK in my book. Keep up the good work.
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>>14633373
>>14633394
>Dragon Business lady comes home, after a long day of bossing and yelling at her Lizardgirl Underlings
>She opens the door, takes a deep breath, and sighs with relief
>With no shoes to take off thanks to her Dragon Claws, she first undoes her tie, tossing it in the corner
>She can pick it up later
>Taking off her coat and letting it have the same fate, she then unbuttons her shirt, letting her large, slightly sweaty breasts finally see the light
>She pulls her skirt down, struggling a bit thanks to her larger-than-normal rear, but it gives way and falls to the floor, leaving the mighty dragon clothed only in an unbuttoned shirt, bra, and panties
>Taking a moment to enjoy the cool air and flow of her air conditioning on her skin, she makes her first stop at her fish tank
>Admiring her fish, she sprinkles in just a few flakes of food, and watches them greedily eat it all up
>Then, she makes her way to her next stop, the fridge
>It's a bit barren, she doesn't cook much at home, but it has exactly what she's looking for
>Decent canned beer
>She grabs one and closes the fridge door with her hip, as she makes her final stop for the evening, the couch
>She plops on the sofa, as she stretches her wings and lets out an audible moan, her tired legs finally getting some respite
>With no further delay, she first unbuttons her shirt, discarding it to the corner, and then finally undoes her bra
>Her large breasts nearly jump out once she undoes it, as she pulls the bra off and lets it join with the rest of its friends in the corner
>Her breasts sag ever so slightly as they rest, glad to finally be unrestrained
>With that, wearing only her panties, she pops open a beer and turns it to her favorite show, hoping she didn't miss much
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>>14633535
>Lovey dovey onee-sans are always A-OK in my book.
Mine as well
>Keep up the good work.
Thanks mang.
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>>14633539
She has a 10/10 body.
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>>14633489
It was decent
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>>14633539
What if Anon in accounting shows up to her house because she forgot those TPS reports?
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>>14633528
>Bath time for Wurm
>It's a custom tub the size of a pool
>She's more than old enough to bathe herself, but insists you wash her
>Tub takes a goo 20 minutes to fill and a gallon of bubble bath
>You put on your trunks and get in with her
>She spends the first 30 minutes playing 'Water Wurm' with you
>Whe hides in the soap bubbles to jump you or drags you under the water
>She's at least learned that you need air and will let you up now
>You playfully splash at her, she retaliates with a small tsunami from her tail
>You finally tire her out enough to wash her
>You take the large brush to her body, scrubbing her scales hard
>She squirms an giggles as you brush her
>Finally move onto her main body
>Take a rag to her arms and back
>She teases you a little to wash her front
>ou resist and make her take that job, causing her to pout
>You take some shampoo and run your hands through her long hair
>She dives under the water to rinse herself, emerging with her face obscured
>You take a rag to her face and sigh with relief that she's finished
>You move to get out of the tub, but she grabs your trunks
>Oh, no. She has 'the look' in her eyes
>Your trunks are sent flying out of the tub as you disappear in a writhing pile of tail, bubbles, and flesh
>All that time getting clean just to end up dirty again
>This is the reason she only gets to take one bubble bath a week
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>>14633398
The style you're describing is exactly why I can't get into his stuff. I read writefag stuff for mindless pulp entertainment. If I want actual literature I'll read a book. It's not like there's anything wrong with it, I just feel like he's trying to sell motorcycles at the bicycle shop.
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>>14633557
He'll just be the latest to see the boss topless. She's off hours and at home, she's not trying to impress anyone. He should just consider himself fortunate that she at least has her panties on this time.
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>>14633534
Both

>>14633566
Yes
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>>14633567
>mindless pulp entertainment
I've read enough fanfic in my time to have grown tired of that. That said, I understand where you're coming from.
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>>14633572
Loli wurm getting washed by mama wurm while you was mama wurm?
Sounds nice.

What color?
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>>14633570
Not only is it NSFW, that image also looks awful.
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>>14633570
>nipples
Might want to delete that, friend.
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>>14633575
oh baby
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>>14633574
I've always prefered red-gold for dragons and green for lizards. Either could work for Wurm.

I imagine trying to get a wet and soapy Wurmloli out of the bath when she wants to keep playing would be a pain in the ass. Going to have to tickle into submission.
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>>14633521
I fuck her, I'll also cuddle with her and tell her she's special. I want to tell her I love her and think she's beautiful in her own special way, all the while we kiss and nuzzle in one another's embrace.
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>>14633570
What if I can't help myself and give her all the daughterus? I'll take responsibility of course.
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>>14633592
Can you imagine a wurm loli wiggling through the water like shes a shark?

Then when you try and pull her out she just wraps around your arm?

As for the color choice, I feel that red works well for wurms as would a deep blue color.
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>>14633539
>>14633547
>>14633557
>Flipping through the channels, she comes across the pet play channel
>Young naked human boys wearing cat ears and submitting to their Monster Girl Masters
>The idea intrigued her a bit, if she had a husband she'd love to try that
>Of course, she'd want a cute young boy to try that with, to be her husband
>After all, she is a Dragon, she deserves the best, and if her stupid Jabberwock cousin can get one so can she
>Thinking about it, it brought her back to Anon, that fresh new young boy, still green and still dealing with Lizard Girls slapping his ass whenever he walked by
>Yeah, he'd be the kind, the kind she'd want to submit to her
>As a moisture began forming in her panties, her tail snaked its way up, carefully pulling the panties down to her feet
>Maybe she'd call Anon over to her office one day, make him grab and fetch things for her, so she can get better views of him
>The tail slowly began to trace itself all around her womanhood
>Yeah, he'd be a good boy like that, so obedient, so subservient, he'd listen when she tells him to take off his shirt, it'll keep him cool after all
>The tail gently plays with her clit, as the dragon stifles a moan, having done this plenty of nights before has made her used to knowing how to hide her pleasure
>While she's at it, she could tell him to take a seat, as she'd help him with his pants
>Her tail slowly prepped itself
>Maybe make Anon wear those animal ears
>Her tail began to enter her
>Have Anon beg for it, as she'd mount herself on him, make him submit and beg to her
>Her tail began moving faster and faster
>Yeah, that'd be the stuff
>Make Anon moan her name too
>Moan and beg
>And cum inside her
>Crying her name
>Surges of pleasure rushed throughout the Dragon girl, as she tried to keep a cool look on her face
>Pulling her tail away, she saw it covered in her lady juice
>Eh, she should go and clean up, but she's too tired, and let her tail rest back on the ground, not even bothering to pull her panties back up
>With that though, she felt much more tired, as she pulled her legs to the other side of the couch, lying down, and continued flicking through channels
>Until, at 1 AM, the Dragon fell fast asleep, nude on her old couch, with the TV still going, and her messy panties still on one of her feet
>By 9 AM on the dot, standing at her desk would be a prim, proper, and assertive Dragon girl, clean, uniform, and with a stern look
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>>14633604
I'd dress up in replica paladin armor, but cat ears are a no-can-do for me.
>>
I can't wait to whore myself when MGs become real.
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>>14633604
I wouldn't mind this dragon boss


>>14633610
But it's cuuutee!
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>>14633612
Would you try to be as high-class as you could be, or take in as many clients as you could?
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>>14633622
Not that guy, but I'd freely admit to being a bit of a slut.
I reserve the rights to turn down customers. I still have standards damn it.
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>>14633604
This is amazing. Please keep going with the story, maybe even the rival Kitsune try's to sway Anon to work for her. Much to dragon bosses chargin.
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>>14633599
She'll try to reprimand you at first, berating you through gasps and small moans how inappropriate it is to be doing this to your boss. Eventually, her lust will take over and her pride sneaks in. She'll tease you for being a naughty boy, asking you how frustrated you must have been. Watching her heaving tits and juicy ass in those tight uniforms, trying not to caught as you snuck peeks at her while she berated you. How nice it must feel to finally slide you cock ddep into that hot dragon pussy. Watching her ass jiggle and clap as it slaps against your crotch with each thrust. Instructing you to fondle her huge breasts as you pound into her. Finally you cum deep inside her, flooding her womb with your seed. A month or so latter she calls you into her office and informs you that she has an egg coming. She gives you two options: Take a lay raise so you two can hire a nanny, or become a stay-at-home dad. She also insists that you get married and move in together. She doesn't wear the ring for the sake of appearances, but she's softer on you and will regularly call you to her office for 'strategy meetings'.
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Why are Jabberwocks so shit? They ruined the whole encyclopedia!
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>>14633604
>tfw no MG boss will make you wear cat ears and assless chaps to keep your job
I'm not saying I'm a slut, but being forced to do sexual favors is one of my fetishes.
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>>14633627
Like "Show me 20 bucks and I'll give you quick oral in the bathroom" or "Oh-no, you brought me so many drinks I can't drive home, I hope nothing bad happens, teehee" or "I just want to get paid for sex"?
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>>14633639
Well that's just rude now.
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>>14633643
But true.
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>>14633634
I'll gladly take care of our daughter! I'll be the best stay at home dad ever! As long as she wears her ring wherever she's going.
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>>14633489
That was nice, we need more stories with peaceful endings.

Also, I'm with that other guy, you should do more onee-san stuff because that' was nifty.
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>>14633622
I'll either just walk naked in the manticore slum areas
or
hope to get husbandoes by a yandere crow tengu or valkyrie
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>>14633578
>Filename
Cannot unsee.

Also that tail is drawn terribly. The face is cute though, so that's a positive.
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>>14633641
What limits would you have? Would you balk at her molesting you whenever you're both alone? Refuse to crawl under her desk when she demands it? Make up excuses not to meet her when she invites you out drinking? Try to keep your normal job, and not become her "assistant" knowing the outfit change and the duties you'll have?
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>>14633660
The first one is easy, you'll have to put in effort for the second.
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>>14633634
>Lay raise
I realize this is probably a typo, but I can't help but think it'd be an actual thing in MGC.
>"You got laid, so have a raise!"
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>>14633666
Of course. My plan is to make a shy bookworm crow tengu go yandere for me. Or blue ovarie a valkyrie so hard that she takes advantage of me while I am 'sleeping'
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>>14633642
"You picked me? I'm honestly astonished."
"Can we just do this?"
And to the first one to ask me what's wrong "It all feels so empty, y'know? Sex without love. But it's the only thing keeping food on my table."
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>>14633673
You have a plan, right?
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>>14633634
>Won't wear her wedding ring in public so she can maintain her image
That actually hurts a little. Is she ashamed of me? Am I a bad husband and father?
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>>14633675
What's the point of slutting if you don't enjoy it?
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>>14633663
No limits. If I can just keep my comfy security gig then I'll be happy.
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>>14633677
Of course! I'll go to church, and be as innocent as I can to a valkyrie. Make her fall for me but tease her really hard. Like 'accidentally' slipping into her chest and then start to blush and stutter. I'm sure her rape meter will go up when she sees my innocent face. I'll also leave open the bathroom while showering. She would walk right in seeing my lewd naked body! Her face would blush and I would innocently ask her what's wrong. Also leaving the door slightly open to give her a sneak peek of me masturbating, being naked, and dancing cute dances
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>>14633689
She might distract you from your job, you know.
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>>14633693
I guess I can be her 'bodyguard' for a few hours a day.
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Thread's looking kinda dead, so I thought I'd do something a bit new.

Alright anons, there are a lot of very depressed monstergirls who can't get husbandos out there. That's where Cuddlebugs Inc. comes in. You'll be sent to the houses of several lonely ojou-samas to be their cuddlebuddy, or maybe something more, for a set period of time.
Difficulties: (Choose)
Option 1: Small Commission (3 girls)
Option 2: Medium Commission(6 girls)
Option 3: Large Commission (10 girls.)

Once you've got that, it's time to roll for your clients, use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
As always, you're allowed to reroll for girls like Cu Sith, Cait Sith, and Matango.

Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll.

Body Type: d10
1: Thin
2: Gym Bunny
3: Pear Shaped
4: Hourglass shaped
5: Oppai Loli (or Shortstack if you prefer)
6: Busty
7: Species Norm
8: Loli (or Pettanko if you prefer)
9: Chubby
10: Choose one

Personality: d6
1: Undead (The poor girl died in an accident, but her parents paid a necromancer to bring her back. Now she's a cuddle-hungry zombie that could turn into a Wight with some time. Re-roll if she's already an undead monstergirl like a Wight, Ghoul, Vampire, Ect.)
2: Chimera (She was caught in a freak accident during a school trip when she was young and ended up becoming a hybrid of her original species and another type of monstergirl. Her classmates, who were already jealous of her due to her family's wealth, teased her relentlessly. Now she needs your help. Roll another monstegirl and merge her with it.)
3: Twins (The two of them have done everything together from the start, including fail socially. They're quite dependent on each other, and will become dependent on you. Bringing back their smiles will be difficult, but rewarding. Roll another body type for the twin sister.)
4: Himedere (She's rich, she's powerful, and she knows it. To her you're nothing more than a tool to warm her at night to be discarded at will. At least, that's what she says. She's actually terrified of looking weak and tries to look domineering to cover her insecurities. If you manage to break through her shell, you'll find a sweet and loving girl.)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance. Shame the poor girl couldn't land a date to save her life because of how forward she is. She will try to hit on you rather awkwardly, but you might be able to teach her how to properly flirt.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a perverted sex maniac and she doesn't like it. She's never been able to get anyone to go out with her because of her perverted behavior and as a result has become incredibly withdrawn. If you can help her past her insecurities she'll become quite flirty with you.)

Length of Job: d4

1: Half a Day
2: One Day
3: One Week
4: One Month.

Every hour of work is worth $100, paid for by the MGC City Board. Also, once your Commission with us has ended any of the girls you worked with might want to "hire" you, what do you do?
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I need yandere stories for researching purposes.
Masturbating If you know what I mean
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>>14633697
As long as nobody starts causing a fuss or stealing stuff in the middle of it.
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>>14633687
Paying the bills. In the post-monstergirl world it's pretty much the only marketable skill I'd have.
I just want to be saved.
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>>14633709
I'm sure you're good at least one thing.
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>>14633642
I would prefer being the town bicycle. I'd be raped by the stinkiest nerds to the scary onee-san banchous.
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>>14633713
I've got cashier training.
And I'm decently good at leading.
One pays in beans and the other is a job dominated by Anubi and Dragons.
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>>14633719
You could be an assistant to an Anubis or something.
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This isn't your usual Gnome

Now that I think of it TT totally copied the MGE Gnome
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>>14633721
Not him, but I'd like nothing more personally.
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>>14633716
You're that shameless? At least you admit it.
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>>14633704
I'll take 3, what's the worst that could happen?
>Shortstack Orc and her pear-shaped twin for a week
>Pear-shaped himedere Familiar for a half-day
>Gym Bunny Lizardman who's a love freak for a month

Shit's pretty cash.
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>>14633684
I think it was only if you remain on as her underling at whatever office.

Y'know, she doesn't want to project an open air of favoritism towards her husbando.
Even if she totally does anyway.
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>>14633725
Of course, I would be drugged up by some venom or aphrosdiacs and raped senseless! I want to be the sex slave of a stinky nerd and get raped by her in her basement every day!
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>>14633707
It's okay we got this new guy Alex Murphy to cover for me when I'm indisposed.
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>>14633731
Why a stinky nerd?
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>>14633704
>Oppai-loli, himedere Kitsune-tsuki for one week
>Undead Kakuen for one day
>Busty Holstaur w/ a love fetish for one day
>Pettanko Echidna w/ a love fetish for one day
>Twin Mantis (chubby/pear-shaped) for a day
>Chubby Witch w/ a love fetish for a day
>Pear-shaped undead Lamia for half a day
>Pear-shaped love freak Hornet for one day
>Chubby himedere Large Mouse for one month
>Thin Scylla/Succubus crossbreed for one day

Do the job, then hope I can get some extra time with the Holstaur, the Scylla, and/or the Kitsune-tsuki
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>>14633704
small commission
1.twin ushi oni species norm.
2.dark matter/amazon loli
3 jabber wock/parasite slime short stack
duration one day.
welp. i hope the dark matter or wock are nurses or ill never be seeing them..
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>>14633734
I wouldn't mind becoming a nice, loyal househusband to an amazon. Or become a househusband for the dragons. I just want to be forcibly taken by a girl and ahegao everyday in pleasure! But I imagine stinky nerds would use me like the dildo that I am and rape me into an ahegao!
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>>14633721
Anon, if I took that job I wouldn't be my own man. I'd be eye candy.
I'd be pretty shitty eye candy too.
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>>14633704
I'll do small comission.

>Himedere Shortstack Goblin for One day
>Undead Normal Werebat for one week
>Thin Zombie/Witch Chimera for one day

I'm assuming the zombie and werebat were friends who passed in an accident.

I'm taking the two of them and maybe the goblin so that there can be proper, lady like parties when the latter two go wight.
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>>14631187
>Who are you?
I am the scuttle in the night.
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>>14633716
>scary Onee-San banchous
>you'll never be the property of the towns biker gang
>the Oni leader will never take a liking to you
>she will never take you back to her garage one night
>she'll never want to keep you for herself and ask why you hung out with such a rough crew
>you'll never give her a kiss, telling her why you've stuck around
>you'll never have rough, beastial sex on top of her chopper
>you'll never slowly turn a tough, biker gang boss into a doting mother figure who doesn't take shit from anybody
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>>14633742
So you want some bitter smell nerd who is angry at all 3D men to brutally rape you into a ahegaoing mess covered in sex fluids before she uploads your breaking footage to the internet?
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>>14633747
It's better then selling your body.
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>>14633723
Maids are cute!
CUTE!
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>>14633770
Maids are the demon lords gift to men.
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>>14633763
Of course. That's why I am trying to become the student president type. So when I get raped by a stinky nerd, it would be even more shameful and rough sex. I wouldn't be pure anymore and would have to become married to her! Becoming a subservient househusband to a loser nerd!
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>>14633777
Do you have a preferred type of nerd or would you open your legs for any of them?
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>>14633780
A crow tengu would be nice since she would have good taste in books. I wouldn't be shameless to open up my legs for a girl! Now if she forcibly ripped my clothes off and forcibly opened up my legs.... that would be a different story! It doesn't even have to be a nerd! Any girl to humiliate me and break me is okay!
I wouldn't even mind getting raped in public. I would of course cover up my face and pretend to cry. But I would ahegao like the shameful slut that I am!
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>>14633777
There are a lot of Monster Girl neets, some stinky, somee chubby, some both. What would you take? The stinky Oomukade? The fujoshi Lich? The chubby Jabberwock? The bitter Gazer? The Crow Tengu yandere?
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>>14633704
>Undead hourglass Apsara for one day
>Semen demon Shortstack Ryu for one week
>Love freak loli Amazon for one week
I want to stay with that amazon, the Ryu is nice too but I can't say no to lovey dovey brown girls.
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>>14633780
>preferred type of nerd
I like the obsessive type. The ones who have thousands of DVDs, most of them anime, they will also have their favorite retro game consoles like Rapestation and Super Rapetendo. They also have hundreds of models in glass cases and and a shrine in her closet to that anime character that she swears is you incarnate. Those are my favorite nerds.
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>>14633784
The crow tengu please! Hopefully my bubbly and genki personality mixed with my innocence would compel her to fuck me to ahegao!
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>>14633790
Well if you take her all the other smelly neets will be left out.
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>>14633704
medium commission:
1. chubby, undead, slug girl, one week
2. pear shaped, undead, sea bishop,one week
3. busty, undead, black harpy, one month
4. thin, undead, merrow, one day
5. species norm, undead, scylla, one month
6. busty and hourglass shaped, twins, honey bee, one month

Hell yeah, I to do so much cuddling and headpats, such a happy man. I will be protecting so many smiles and making these girls the happiest girls in the world.
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>>14633768
At least I get paid.
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Writing smut. Do Girtablilu have those sweeper-thingies on their bellies like real scorpions do?
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>>14633789
This is great too. I want to cosplay as her favorite character while pretending to be embarrassed! I would do any demeaning and shameful things for her such as being forced into her thighs or calling her mistress!

>>14633792
I don't think the tengu would let me out even if I wanted to!
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>>14633782
So you want that scrawny gloomy bird to corner you and use her talons to tear off your clothes?You really want her to start of by facefucking you before she robs your virginity and fucks you until your eyes roll back into your skull? You would be fine with her selling the footage so everybody knows you're a slut? She might cast you aside like garbage when she's done.
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>>14633797
>sweeper-thingies
What the fuck?
>Google scorpion anatomy
Oh shit. I guess 4chan finally taught me something today.
But yes I can imagine them having those sweepers that act as bracers to hold you down while they take you to pleasuretown.
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>>14633797
Seems like they would, but anything goes really
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>>14633784
>Fujoshi Lich
Oh yeah, didn't we ponder this the other night?
A Lich who tries to raise Zombie Guys to make out for her, only to wind up with some Undead Alps because of her own hubris...
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>>14633801
They'll bust down the door to get you and demand her to share. What'll you do then?
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>>14633806
>bracers to hold you down
I was thinking more like "tickle torture while the guy is super sensitive from the venom", actually.
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>>14633813
This works too.
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>>14633805
YES YES YES
But you said she was a yandere. Besides the nerds won't forget the feeling of dominating a helpless boy like me and would continuously rape me! I would pretend to hate it, but I would always beg for release like the slut that I am!
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>>14633819
You would have to prove your devotion first.
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>>14633817
Good. I intend to make use of it.
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>>14633822
Then I would just lapse into a depressed shadow of myself and attempt to kill myself! I would be shunned by the school and become a loner! I would just stay in the library to study and sometimes even never come to school because I was crying in my room! When she finally shows affection I would become completely dependent on her for my ego! It would be just according to her plans to have me be only hers!
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>>14633826
Who's the yandere here?
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>>14633829
She is of course! She's the one who stalked me everyday and hid secret cameras around the house. I might have accidentally given her a nice show. I might just deal with it with a stiff upper-lip, getting over my trauma and trying to start a relationship with other girls! But she would be there sabotaging everything! What can a helpless boy do?
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>>14633833
Call the police?
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>>14633833
Git gud son.
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>>14633840
Fuck the police! He's gotta go on a training arc!
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>>14633840
But the police would never help a human boy! They would rather just give her the keys to my house!
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>>14633843
I want to help that minotaur get huge.
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>>14633844
But with the new laws passed, they can't ignore men getting raped anymore.
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>>14633850
Who is going to enforce those laws? Who watches the watchmen? Mr. Vimes?
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>>14633857
Vimes watches everyone, a guardsman that doesn't is soon a dead guardsman.
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>>14633850
Yeah just like those 'anti-rape' laws they passed 3 years ago? The laws are never enforced anyways.
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>>14633857
Law enforcement.

>>14633862
This time is for real.
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>>14633860
MGC needs people like Vimes. Also people like Carrot to keep all the lonely CC Anguas from getting too rowdy.
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>>14633864
Then maybe I'll beg for the polite officer nee-sans to take me somewhere safe! Away from that horrible crow! The officers are really physical though...
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>>14633867
MGC needs more people like Vetinari
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>>14633871
Not with them wearing body cams.
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>>14633867
Carrot is Harem MC material, he would have all the ladies swooning over him.
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>>14633876
But it already has tanukis.

>>14633879
>Monster Girl Officers with body cams.
>Not getting physical so they can get their five minutes of fame on Babesinblue.com
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>>14633879
Those monsters would just upload a video of me getting raped again like last time! I-I can't trust anyone!
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>>14633880
He does have all the ladies swooning over him. You just can't beat wolfu pussy though.
>>14633882
How is Vetinari like a Tanuki? He's a civil servant. Dibbler is the Tanuki.
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So I discovered a new fetish today.

Girl teasing you with the possible sight of her nude body by hiding behind a translucent umbrella.

Thoughts?
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>>14633882
>>14633883
Not with the Human governments putting pressure on them.
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>>14633889
>translucent umbrella
Well, I err, umm. That certainly sounds erotic.
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>>14633894
O-Oh thank god. But everyone will think that I am a filthy slut with the video getting leaked....
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>>14633871
>you'll never pull up next to a cop car that has a rough looking Hellhound and Jinko in it
>you'll never blast NWA right next to them
>you'll never get pulled over for 'being a clit tease'
>you'll never be taken downtown and "interrogated" thoroughly
Being a man in MGC is suffering.
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>>14633900
But you are.
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>>14633885
But now he has multiple varients of it to choose from.
Not to mention a much more readily available supply of dwarven women.

And the tanuki joke was poking fun at tanukis running the government.

Dibbler is a tanuki like you said for obvious reasons.

Honsetly, Vetinari I can see remaining human as any other species would cheapen his character.

...And now I remembered that Pratchett is dead again.

>>14633894
Please, everyone knows the lizardmen have back door dealings to keep the monster girls safe.

Hell, those that get caught will just be moved to another city as part of a 'personnel change'
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>>14633900
Why hide what you are? Start wearing revealing clothes and become a player. Mooch off of MGs and their disposable incomes! If you walk into that undead bar wearing just a necromancers robe you'll never pay for any drinks while you're there.
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>>14633910
Yes, Vetinari needs to stay human. Doesn't he have a Vampire waifu though? Everyone in Unseen Academicals seemed to think so.
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>>14633913
Not him but I would probably spend part of a Saturday just walking into the city and setting up a chair with a "Free Hug's" sign next to me.
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>>14633922
I want to make a yeti upset by wearing a free hugs sign while inside a giant hamster ball!
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>>14633910
What kind of pull can those lizardman possibly have?
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>>14633929
>Jurassic World intensifies
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>>14633921
I wouldn't be surprised if he has some high noble dragon/vampire/wight in Monster Girl City that is his lover.

People that high up have a lot of connections.

I would also be equally unsurprised if it turned out to be something common like a werecat, kobold, or elf. Something that's so far down the food chain that no one notices it, allowing him to have someone that won't be targeted as long as she's kept secret.

>>14633929
You are a monster.

>>14633931
What do you think all the world leaders are?
Just lizardmen in disguise.


Anyway, time for bed.
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead remember to properly obey the laws of MGC.

Sure, it may suck sometimes but the rape days are worth it right?
I would totally take advantage of that once XCOM 2 came out.

A 3 day weekend would be lovely, although I would probably try again on Monday to sneak in 4.
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>>14633901
>You're going to fuck the police all right
>The hellhound stuffs her thighs into your face at the backseat of the police car.
>The jinko rips up your clothes with her claws leaving you completely naked
>Goddamn those thighs are the optimal temperature
>The hellhound starts roughly facefucking you, leaving your mouth drenched in her love juice
>"Hey Anya. You still have those barbs from that time we raided the crackhouse?"
>the thighs start moving again
>fuck this is too good
>suddenly a sharp prick is felt on your thighs
>fuck
>this is manticore venom
>fuck fuck fuck
>nothing's happening
>hah
>you were too alpha to succumb to some shitty manticore venom
>your body starts heating up
>you feel your balls swelling up
>everythings welling up
>and everything feels so sexual
>oh god why does this hellhound taste so good
>the subtle shifting of wind feels so so good on your cock
>even just flopping around feels like you're about to cum
>suddenly you black out
>when you wake up you are in your car
>maybe that was all a dream
>you adjust your car mirror
>the word slut is wriiten on your face
>your clothes are gone
>lewd words are written all over your body
>on the car mirror is you
>ahegaoing like a slut
>with the hellhound and jinko raping you
>with their phone numbers on it
>fuck

>>14633913
Oh well. Might as well wear some tight pants. Maybe pretend to be drunk/sleeping again. Hopefully a alpha girl would leave me ahegaoing like that crow tengu did. I'm going to become the biggest slut ever!
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>>14633946
>that greentext
Oh god I will continue to be a nuisance if it means I keep running into them.
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>>14633946
But what if you turn them off by being so slutty?
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>>14633946
>I'm going to be the biggest slut ever!
Godspeed anon, godspeed.
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>>14633954
That's why I am going to be subtle.
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>>14633704
Lets go with a medium commission.
>Busty Undead Jurougumo for a month
>Pear shaped love freak Scylla for a month
>Busty Arachne/Sahuagin chimera for a day
>Pear shaped Himedere Werebat for a month
>Gym bunny Love freak Zombie for a week
>Pettanko Merrow + Chubby Merrow twin for a day

Well, they're all pretty nice girls, but I'd have to give it to the werebat if she really wanted me.
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>>14633956
But I thought you liked gross nerds, why are you going for alphas now?
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>>14633889
Yukari plz go, you aren't catching any victims here today
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>>14633960
Not him but he's a slut, not picky.
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Sorry it took so long. This chapter is mostly smut and very little plot progression takes place, so it's basically filler. Useless filler. There's also a flashback that cuts off right before any smut happens because the story called for some cunt-teasing, I hope that doesn't annoy you too much.

http://pastebin.com/RvSj7nBe
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I wonder how a gathering of monster company bosses and their husband's would go
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>>14633963
>Yukari
The only Touhous I like are the Scarlet Devil Mansion girls. And Ran. And Youmu.
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>>14633960
I completely forgot about them! All this ahegaoing must have made me dumb!
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>>14633970
Fine until the Bicorn CEO of Rape Inc. spikes the punch bowl. Then it becomes an orgy.
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>>14633972
Do you want to stay with the bird or not?

>>14633975
What does Rape Inc even do?
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>>14633977
I don't know.. Anyone who can make me make me ahegao and rape me like the slut that I am is good.
I'd take the bird if she genuinely loves me though and won't hesitate to show her affections
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>>14633977
Rape Inc. is the global conglomerate dedicated for all things rape. Including the National Rapeball League, Rapies (the shoe company), and the Rapebox series of game consoles.
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>>14633978
Does she have a reason to love a slut like you?
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>>14633889
Sounds pretty damn erotic. Like if you crossed fan-dancing with a translucent shower curtain.

Once you do the math, it's clear to see how something like that could be so sexy.
Though I am curious: Just what set it off as a fetish for you? Any pictures in particular?
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>>14633983
I don't know
I do know I am the only person who can fulfill her sexual desires and since she is a yandere she would never abandon me
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>>14633986
Anybody can fulfill her desires . Who knows, maybe her yandere tendencies will cool off.
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>>14633989
Then she's a shit yandere then
Who would want to fuck a nerd like her?
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>>14633969
Tia is in this chapter, please pick it back up.
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>>14633993
You did.
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>>14633997
I-I was raped!
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A foul beast lurks in the distance!

Protect your aught.
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>>14633969
Good stuff as always.
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>>14633985
Yeah, there was a particular picture I saw earlier.
It was nothing special, not even well drawn really, but it set off the eroticism of such a thing in my mind.

>>14633969
>Dragon experimenting with anal masturbation
Ooooh now there's a nice thought.
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>>14634000
There is no rape, only sex you didn't like
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>>14634000
No, you were "raped"
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>>14634001
Final destination detected.
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>>14634005
>>14634007
F-Fine. I-I'll do anything! I-I just don't want to be left alone anymore! Please don't let the crow leave me!
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>>14634013
Then be something other then a slut.
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>>14634013
>I just don't want to be left alone anymore!
Hello darkness my old friend...
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Name a move a monster girl would use in a fighting game
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>>14634014
I-I'll be prim and proper for her! I-I promise I won't look at other girls. I won't even masturbate to lewd things anymore. Just please don't let her leave me!
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>>14634004
>now there's a nice thought
How is that a nice thought? It's gross and lame and just shows what a loser she is.
>>14634018
Dempsey Roll.
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>>14634018
69 Suplex
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I want to smooth talk my way out of death!
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>>14634019
She can stay with you. For a little longer at least.
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>>14634018
The Mind Breaker
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>>14634018
Dragons would use a flying piledriver.
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>>14634026
Kinda reminds me of the CYOA done by bob an eon ago.

Meeting an Anubis after death and being able to charm my way into an eternity with her would be pretty nice though.
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>>14634026
>you will never be Lando Calrissian levels of suave in MGC
>you will never be as sauve as Lando
>EVER
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>>14634026
It must be shit luck to get strict judge Anubis instead of pushover Charon.
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>>14634027
O-Oh thank god. I-I'll do anything she asks me!
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>>14634026
I want to smooth talk my way into death!
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>>14634018
Dragon Suplex
Tiger Uppercut
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>>14634026
If you flirt with one of Set's daughters, be prepared to take responsibility.
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>>14634034
>Not aiming to be Dash Rendar levels of suave
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>>14634048
The apples fell far from that tree, thank goodness
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>>14634018
Bring Home the Bacon
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>>14634048
I want to take responsibility, and be welcomed at Set's sunday family BBQ for her Anubis daughterus!
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>>14634035
An Anubis judge would also be a pushover compared to Shikieiki. At least with an Anubis you could compliment her paws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGqlEL9WQW0
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>>14634058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsBgCYL9Dn8
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>>14634054
They do, but you can expect her to be a handful as your mother-in-law. Dropping in at random occasions to check out her daughter's boyfriend.
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>>14634018
Alpocalypse Now
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>>14634055
Whatever happened SoM P'Orcs?
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>>14634031
I'd call it the fafnir bomber
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>>14634048
For her daughter or Set herself?
Because I'll take responsibility for all of them after accidentally impregnating all of them.
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>>14634059
>Cirno's segment

Heh.
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>>14634049
I'd rather be someone who's canon.
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>>14634074
What a Wurm.
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>>14634076
Like Jar Jar?
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>>14634058
Molest the yama!
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>>14634072
Set probably hits on her daughter's boyfriends regularly, like the MILF she is.
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>>14634001
Behold, I know of an even fouler beast!
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>>14634080
To be fair, he did have a sweet episode arc in the clone wars cartoon with Mace Windu. He got some sweet, sweet space bird pussy out of it too.
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>>14634076
What, like Kylo Ren on Undercover Bosses?
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>>14634026
I don't, I want to seduce Charon-chan.
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>>14634091
Soon one of these will beat up a Water Wurm.
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>>14634089
>go on vacation with Anubis waifu
>get your mother in law Set to look after the house and your dogs
>come home to see your mother in law sunbathing naked by your pool
>she tries to get you to put lotion on her while your wife is telling her to get dressed
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>>14634086
https://a.pomf.cat/ugwmyn.webm
Would go to hell for.
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>>14634096
I want to sniff her hair braid!
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>>14634096
Well, you've got the whole boat ride 'cross the River Styx.

Assuming of course, you brought a coin to pay the toll.
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>>14634100
>"Fufufu... Well I'll leave you to my daughter."
>"But if you ever want to have some real fun, just give me a call. I wouldn't mind having a taste myself."
>Her incredibly long tongue slowly licks her lips.
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>>14633910
>Pratchett is dead
YES. I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING.
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>>14634109
Don't know about him, but I have lots of coins that are no longer being made anywhere. Canadian pennies.
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>>14634104
Serial sniffer I thought you liked the fluffy girls? Undead girls just smell like embalming fluid and despair.
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>>14634119
You might want to look at this, sir. >>14629828
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>>14634111
What if anons little brother came by to drop some things off and caught Set in a 'compromising' position?
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>>14634026
An anubis would look pretty fantastic in a Dark Mage body stocking from Fire Emblem. They'd be pretty suited to all that dark magic.
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>>14629828
SERIAL SNIFFER!!!
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>>14634152
Hooh?
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>>14634152
God that'd be wonderful. Should have that done sometime...
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>>14634156
You should be able to solve this already.
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>>14634152
>any MG in body stockings
I may be biased because body stockings are my favorite thing for a woman to wear.
Especially under a business suit and pencil skirt.
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>>14634165
Stockings over tentacles is my fetish
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>>14634096
I want to find out what floats Charon's boat and make her wet for me. To make my plan go swimmingly, I'd get everyone to ship us together first to make some waves, so she wouldn't be able to ignore the comments flooding in about her perfect husbando and would be more likely to sea me after.
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>>14634157
Anubis-senpai is wearing her battlemage outfit! There must be trouble in the Pharaoh's kingdom!
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>>14634172
Not a lot of that going on I'm afraid.
>>14634176
Cry me a river, sailor.
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>>14634164
He's a teacher. He appears normal on the outside but his mind is filled with lewdness. He frequents hookers because he can't cross that line with a student. But this new post of his is pointing towards that he's close to crossing said line. He buys perfume online using prepaid credit cards and uses those cards to fuel his cravings for more scents. I'm currently tracking down all schools with Anubis students and male math teachers.
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>>14634176
>I want to find out what floats Charon's boat

Money.
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>>14634184
>He's a teacher
Based on what? Anubis-chan went to middle-school with him.
>male math teachers
Seriously, what?
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>>14634185
So that's why she does all those boat tours! And here I thought she was in love with me by sending me those free tickets every tour.
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>>14634189
A girl's gotta eat, people don't exactly put two coins on the eyes of the deceased these days. Most of them don't even have wallets on them, the deadbeats.
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>>14634188
Detective anon has had a long day. These nice manticores in white coats are here to take him away to camp!
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>>14633969
>Tia
Great, hope she gets her Cecile to bolster her ego.

>Sir Ludwig infiltrated the secret society of Apophis, and discovered the location of the prince. He was being held quite close to the snake herself, with a golden collar around his neck, a golden chain being held by her grape-coloured hands. His skin glistened with oil, his hair was fluffy, his crotch covered with a gilded cloth, and his face had a dumb, happy smile on it as he rested against the snake’s scaly belly. He did not look like a man in need of rescuing. He probably wasn’t. Of course they told the knight afterwards that the prince had been brainwashed and made into a venom addict by the nefarious serpent, but that rang hollow. No, all evidence pointed to the prince having eloped with the grapesnake rather than having been kidnapped, but that didn’t mean much by the time Ludwig realized it. He’d probably have taken their side if the Apophis hadn’t had some tricks in store for him instead of explanations.
Oh fuck yes, I wanna be that Prince
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>>14634157
Yeah, anubi showing off their magical abilities, surrounded by powerful magical auras is pretty good.

>>14634160
>>14634165
Body stockings will always be the best.
There should be a day every year where the entire monstergirl population of NotEgypt is required to wear one.
Something a little like this, only with more stocking, and less everything else.
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/2/2f/Tharja_artwork_Cipher_TCG.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150528001952
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/d/da/Micaiah_card_25.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150816201210
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>>14634193
My name is Anon and I'm a slut for tailpussy.
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>>14634185
Where does she find the free time to spend the money? She'd going the be the richest entity in the multiverse considering how many people need her services every day.
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>>14634197
see >>14634191

Charon is broke these days. But she trades shifts with Anubis-chan and Reaper-senpai so she's not working 24/7.
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>>14634195
I propose we have that day everywhere not just NotEgypt. I want MGC to celebrate body stocking day by having a fashion show! Whoever wins gets crowned Ms. Body Stocking!
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>>14634194
You want all those evil minions to see your shameful pose as you rest by the side of your nefarious captor?
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>>14634202
She's not my captor if we're both wearing rings. I don't care what Al Bundy says!
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>>14634157
Teemo fed nasus pls report gg
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>>14634194
Is it just me or does this read like a gender inversion of the Slave Leia scene to anyone else?
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>>14633969
>>14634194
It sounds like the Knight rescues that Prince from the Apophis and takes him away from her. She gets her prince back right?

I don't want such a pure love to be ruined
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>>14634207
I just don't understand what Al's problem was, his wife was a total semen demon.
>>14634210
That's what it was supposed to be, yes.
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>>14634211
What makes you think Ludwig succeeded back then? He got raped by a scorpion.
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>>14634212
She was also a lazy gold-digging bitch.

I'd rather have the Amazonian Cyclops thanks.
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>>14634218
Mmm, yes. Fry is totally an anon with an MG waifu.
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>>14634209
Teemo gets bullied hard pretty easily.
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>>14633567
About the same here.
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>>14634217
Well that's good, I hope that prince is giving his Apophis pleasure to this day

Hope that gets a full story one day, but this is fine for now too
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>>14634226
>full story one day
You'll get scorpion smut and how Ludwig bailed on the thing afterwards. It's not really important. I've still got Cecil's TIT-ania nursing handjob and the Ghoul's backstories to get into after that, too.
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Kinda dead all of a sudden.
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>>14634245
Anon, you're supposed to post undead when making such a comment.

Not not!alien girls.
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>>14634245
I'm sorry I was daydreaming about an Apophis in a full body stocking all the way down to her tail tip.
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>>14634245
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>>14634247
Shut up and kiss your queen.
>>14634248
You're a weirdo!
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>>14634245
I'm thinking of ideas for a Lich.
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>>14634229
Oh, I just meant in general, didn't need t be specifically from this story or from you.

I just want to be a chubby aging Apophis' boytoy, her servant that she does whatever lewd dominant things she desires with. And I want her to do them in front of that young bright eyed Pharaoh.
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>>14634251
Undead ponies.
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>>14634253
Well I can certainly understand your desire.
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>>14634253
I want a story about an Apophis who takes in an orphaned Pharoah girl and has to fight her urges and not hurt her new daughter.
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>>14634253
>chubby aging Apophis
Is she wearing a body stocking?
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>>14634176
Your chances just sunk like a stone.
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>>14634265
And your joke is dead in the water.
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>>14634253
Now that I think about it, maybe I could turn it into a full story one day. I was going to start working on a modern-day Vampire story, a lewd parody of At the Mountains of Madness, and eventually a sci-fi epic, but more stuff in this setting could work too.
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Blah blah blah golems
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>>14634274
Pump 19 reporting for duty.
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>>14634255
>Lich
>Ponies
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2832347
inb4 >>>/u/
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>>14634279
Well I don't, I mean, no. Come on.
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Have at you!
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>>14634271
>new writefag has a lot of ideas
Please stick around and actually do them. Most writefags start off thinking they will produce a lot but burn out in a short while. Just look at the google docs list - most of them produced a good amount of stuff for roughly 3 - 6 months then vanished off the face of the Earth.
Be one of the awesome ones who stay
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>>14634286
Well I've only been here a month and a half and I'm beginning to realize my first story will go on for at least that long yet.
I used to think I'd finish it in ten chapters. Before that I thought I'd finish it in three.
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>>14634286
Pretty sure most of them are still here, lurking. They just don't write anything because reasons.
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>>14633441
Cool, even if Lanternon feels the need to leave us, I hope he at least finishes the Paladin story first. I love the world building and actually prefer Victor over his last MC. Both of them have issues, but at least Victor puts his own people first.
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>>14633704
>Thin Love freak Aspara for half a day
>Busty Semen Demon Werebar for one month
>Choose Hourglass shaped Himedere Beezlebub for one month
It's funny that the ones I roll are underappreciated MGs.
I spent more time with Aspara and they all can become my wives.
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>>14634291
In my case that is true. I keep saying I'll start again but never actually get around to it.
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>>14634279
What a mean lich,bullying that nightmare. The poor centaur can't even turn around to face her assailant.
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>>14634279
Oh god the faces... They even make some of Barb's earlier attempts look decent.
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I'm stuck in a waiting room can anyone send some salamander stories my way?
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>>14634306
I still don't get that. They look fine to me. If I stare real hard, the coloring looks a bit iffy; almost 'unfinished' in a way, but otherwise...

Anyway, this is new (To me)
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3013290
Gazerfag's handiwork?
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>>14634291
>because reasons
No I'm just writing them out first then I'll pastebin them and post the shorter ones up here.
Also I've been told I suck at writing so I'm also taking a refresher English course at my community college.
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>>14634309
No but I can give you this.
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>Pull the wide brim of your hat lower, a futile gesture beneath the relentless thrashing of the sun
>Tattered strands of your long, sandy trenchcoat slither through the dirt, leaving trails like countless snakes, the weight of your pack coming only second to the weight of the heat. You're glad for them both, the night will be cold.
>Reach for the skin
>Empty
>Reach for the flask
>Whiskey has water in it, right?
>Keep trudging through the desert, for hours until you come across the muted scuffling of a large creature trying to be quiet. Hand flies to the revolver at your hip, but nothing is stalking you.
>The sound comes from behind an outcropping of rock
>Peek head over, eyes met with the barrel of a rifle
>Plains centaur looking to be at least half native, got her hind right hoof caught and twisted under some stone in a mini rockfall
>Can't quite reach the rocks to lift them off her
>Her entire body is covered in a heavy, sweaty sheen from the exertion of trying to free herself without alerting nearby predators.
>She looks tired. hungry, the rifle in her strong hand wavering.
>You slip your leg over the outcropping and slide down to her, meeting her gaze with your own for a moment before approaching her rear
>Tail flicks, and the moves a little agiatedly, but she makes no move to stop you as you stoop down and haul some of the larger rocks up and away, freeing her ankle
>She studies you. You meet her gaze with your own stone-like one.
>Her eyes flick to your waterskin at your hip
>You shake your head sadly, and wordlessly offer the only drink you have
>She makes a face, but smiles appreciatively, downing it with gusto.
>She returns it, and you nod, and turn to leave, a familiar footfall returning to the rhythm of a road only you can see
>Hours pass, and the sun dips. At a whim you turn back, to see the nameless horse limping after you. You find a nice little cave, hewn from the rock, and quickly start up a small fire, reaching into your pack for a can, stabbing into it with a small knife, and dropping it in the middle of the fire.
>The horse limps up to your camp in time for the meal to be done, ears and tail flicking apprehensively as she arrives before you unnanounced and uninvited.
>You pull out a second spoon, and knife the red hot can open, the steam bringing a heavenly smell to the makeshift camp
>She half settles, half collapses near you, and you put the can between the two of you, feeling the heat through your leather gloves, handing her a spoon
>You both notice she eats two thirds the can
>Neither mention it.
>The fire begins to die down, and you each into your pack for an old ratty blanket. You consider the horse a moment, then throw the blanket over her, curling up next to her human half instead.
>The night passes easy, but she can't move so well the next day; you make the camp a little more campy.
>A week passes a few bullets lost, the desert plains a few hares shorter
>You begin the trudge yet again, when the nameless centaur reaches down to grab your arm, and she hauls you up onto her back, favoring her until-recently injured leg only the slightest bit
>You slide your hips up into her back, and link your hands over her belly, settling into the surprisingly soothing motion of her walk
>In the distance is a blue mirage, and the faintest taste of salt upon the air
>It felt good to be out of the rain
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>>14634309
Read Anonymooses work.
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>>14634313
Alpie?
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>>14634316
>It felt good to be out of the rain
After three days in the desert sun~
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>>14634316
That's a nice little piece of story.
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>>14634319
>Alpie?
No. I'm a writer with no name anon. I've just done greentexts before that have been absolutely trashed because I suck at writing. Apparently. I think I've done a good job on them though.
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>>14634328
If you say so.
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How thick/big is to much?
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>>14634332
That much.
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>>14634332
Second >>14634340
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>>14634318
What if he wanted to read something good instead?
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>>14634332
That size is perfect. But I prefer my curves on CCs and MILFs. High school girls with curves of a 30 something CEO doesn't compute with me.
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I want to adventure with a boyish Lizard with no interest in romance.
I want her to start looking at me like this after I save her ass with my healing and protection spells for the third time.
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>>14634364
Not him but the guy wanted salamander so thats what he got
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>>14633969
While I'm still here, I was wondering if anyone has read the entire story and had an opinion on how it's been flowing as a whole?
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>>14634364
He'd have to settle for something other than a salamander then.
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I think it is mentioned somewhere at one of the old threads about a trap x dragon story/greentext.
Anyone have links to it ?
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>>14634370
What happens when she can't come to terms with her feelings and purposefully gets hurt on missions so that you will patch her up?
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>>14634379
>trap x dragon
What, she kidnaps a princess who turns out to be a dude?
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>>14634380
I come to the conclusion that adventuring in a 2 man party is too dangerous and begin trying to recruit some backup for her.

That's not a sun umbrella captcha, it's a regular umbrella.
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>>14634387
You're recruiting?
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>>14634382
Maybe she forces her husbando into it?
Sort of like how the dragons in fairytales and myth kidnapped princess as some kind of trophies so somehow dragons these days seems to be obsessed with trap husbando? Old habits die hard.
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>>14634387
But then she's just going to get jealous when you tend to the other party members! She won't let that Amazon archer out of her sight, and won't let you leave her side. Just in case she gets hurt! Totally not because she wants to have your children!
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>>14634392
Certainly, you look like you'll be a big help in a fight. Don't mind it if my partner says anything rude, she's a little self-conscious about her figure.
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>>14634395
What exactly is it that was said about this story?
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>>14634340
>>14634362
>>14634367
So too much?
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>>14634401
Can't remember.
I think it was mentioned somewhere around a thread one month ago. Something about dragon and crossdress.
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>>14634392
The positioning of the strip of cloth is going to cause it to rub against and expose her vulva when she walks.
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>>14634405
Then I fear it was my story that was being talked about. Find the newest chapter here>>14633969
the crossdressing is in chapter I.
>>14634406
Will it now?
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>>14634404
Yeah, that's past curvy and into just plain fat. I've seen enough girls with that kind of figure naked to know how unattractive it can be.
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>>14634411
I'm sorry I find it attractive. But again this is 2D not 3D.
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I had a weird dream involving a Paladin last night
>traveling with some Paladin girl who needs to escort me to a boat
>we get through these weird ruins filled with strange puzzles to get through them, one of them involves making Hulk Hogan more powerful so he can break through a wall in our way
>we get to the boat as other people arrive but then the Paladin wanders across a bridge after some weird giant dog
>get lost in some misty woods only to find her staring off a hill at the valley below
>she smiles sadly and says that I have to go on without her
I woke up feeling really depressed for some reason after that.
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>>14634364
Well, if you want to be serious about it
>something indisputably -good-
>here
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I'm eyeing up a hardcover copy of Conan the Barbarian omnibus with every story compiled into it.
Which girl would cuddle with me while I read it out loud to her?
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>>14634316
...

I want more. Very very nice piece.
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>>14634436
We has some decent stuff, but an overly long shounen style story with overpowered main characters doesn't fall into that category.
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>>14634440
>Amazon daughters
They would eat that shit up like it was a cock flavored lollipop.
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>>14634418
You don't have to be sorry, you're entitled to your taste, just accept it for what it is. You like fatties. Don't try to sugar coat it.
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>>14634446
She'd be daddy's princess so I could turn the narration into "know then, oh princess". Nice.
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>>14634441
How come it seems that short and sweet wins the most hearts?
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>>14634471
Dunno.

The piece is well written though. For me at least.

I think most of us are hopeless romantic who are lonely and just looking for someone to cuddle.
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>>14634471
The longer something goes the more chance for the writer to fuck it up and make it lose its charm. Plus short stuff is more likely to be read since it's less of a time commitment.
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>>14634478
>just looking for someone to cuddle
This is true, but also I specifically want to cuddled by something powerful and potentially frightening. It enhances the cuddle. Don't ask me why.
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>>14634487
We all have preferences
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>>14634424
Dream sadness is never a nice thing to wake up to.
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>>14634509
What if it's what I wake up to every day?
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>>14634316
Well played sir.
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>>14634487
I completely agree. There's something about a powerful and menacing being holding you close in a protective cuddle, whispering that she will let no harm come to you.
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>>14634611
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Gobble goo!
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>>14633704
>Lava Golem/Kobold chimera for half a day. Body type norm for species. Warm and cuddly. My heart.
>Elf/Cheshire Cat hybrid. Jesus. One week job, Oppai Loli.
>Cockatrice. Species Norm. Himedere. One month. Plenty of time to work through that thick shell of hers.
>Sahuagin. Busty. Semen Demon. Half a day. Good god, do I wish I had more than half a day with her.
>Giant Ant. Thin. Love Freak. Half a Day. Not into ants, but I can live through half a day.
>Unicorn/Dormouse chimera. Species Norm. One week. Plenty of naps? It seems a bit hard to cuddle a horse.
>Baphomet. Busty. Twins. The twin is chubby. One day. The dream is achieved.
>Gandharva/Ignis chimera. Pear shaped. One week. Flaming musical bird? Sign me the fuck up.
>Hourglass Alp. Love Freak. One month. I would feed her enough semen to make her properly feminine and then teach her how to love.
>Lich. Thin. Himedere. One week. I would teach this poor girl how to get over her insecurities and love, the poor thing.
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>>14634487
Call me crazy but this is why I like evil girls with a weakness for their man so much.
>You're married to the most powerful Lich the continent has ever seen
>She's killed hundreds if not thousands in the name of research with her experimental drugs leaving test subjects either brain dead or dying in agonizing pain
>Countless times heroes have tried to stop her but they've been twisted into flesh and bone pretzels by her overwhelming magic
>Most sane men would flee in terror at the sight of her
>To you though she's always been a hopeless cuddle slut who enjoys wrapping her arms around you listening to your heartbeat
>Some call you a traitor for not slaying her when you had the chance but how could you harm such a cute girl
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>>14633969
So is Ludwig going to be bedridden from now on to give everyone else a chance to shine?
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>>14634627
Unforgivable.
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>>14634638
I taunt you from the arms of my woman!
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>>14634641
I taunt you from the high ground.
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>>14634627
Why is the evil girl trope so good?
>have evil MG waifu
>Paladins show up one day
>waifu beats them down
>as they're retreating I yell out "Have a nice weekend!"
>waifu just scowls at you
>you know this means she's gonna take it out on you in bed
>fuck it was worth it
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>>14634638
Perfectly forgiveable.

Would betray all of you for a Lich and wouldn't blame anyone for throwing me into hellfire for their own waifu.
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>>14634652
I know all of us here would do unspeakable things just so that MGs would be real. Shit I do unspeakable things just for some pie.
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>>14634623
Lucky guy
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>>14634669
He got beaten by Elf Slimes! They're the weakest Slimes of all!
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>>14634678
I'd yank all my pubic hair off one by one if it meant dipping into Dragon pussy.
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Hey anon, wanna go pearl-diving?
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>>14634678
Are you sure you wouldn't do that anon? Even if you were in dire straits?
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>>14634686
Things I would do to make my waifu real.
>murder
>drugs (using or trafficking)
>pimping
>robbery
>grand theft
>holding hostages
Coincidentally I would do all of this for some pie too.
I am easily swayed to do things if you can't tell.
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>>14634697
Absolutely not.
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>>14634697
>those tan lines
Jesus Christ just stand there and I'll give you as many pearls as you want.
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>>14634697
Sorry, I've got a prior ...engagement.
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>>14634706
It's a euphemism, anon.
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>>14634702
As long as I wouldn't get any negative repercussions from it and it would make my waifu real, I can't really think of anything I wouldn't do.
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>>14634627
>tfw no warlord black dragon waifu who is feared by everyone
>tfw no vampire lord waifu living in a stupidly large spooky castle atop the mountain
>tfw no lilim overlord who reigns over the land like a God and nobody dares defy

Everyone would be absolutely terrified of her and she'd turn anyone opposing her into dust with a flick of the finger, then completely flip around when alone with me.

"Completely" except stay dominant, because dominant girls who turn submissive for the cock are absolute pleb tier.

>>14634638
99.9% of people would stab you in the back for much much less than an eternal waifu, you don't owe them anything.
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Since Vampire-thrall is a very clear dom-sub relationship, do Vampires have lots of kinky BDSM sex?
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>>14634673
So?
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>>14634741
>dominant girls who turn submissive for the cock are absolute pleb tier
You are a man of absolute good taste
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>>14634741
>"Completely" except stay dominant, because dominant girls who turn submissive for the cock are absolute pleb tier.
I dunno, I like it when the relationship in the bedroom is equal. They're happy either being on top or on bottom but will revert right back to their hard domination ways on a whim or if annoyed by something.
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>>14634741
>99.9% of people would
Do you think justice gives a shit?
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So KC retweeted this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GukDybexgzg
The art isn't the best but it seems like a MGE Ace Attorney fan game.
>That dragon's voice
>Animated faggot cat
Would play, shame it will never get translated.
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Any good greentexts/stories with Demon from MGE?
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I want a Titania maid.
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>>14634767
You mean as an actual maid, or just a Titania who wears a maid dress?
Titanias are basically kids anon, thet's like holding your kid responsible for all your household chores. Unless she's got a bit of Kiki in her, or unless she finds cleaning hella fun, she's gonna be the worst maid ever.
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>>14634745
I don't strictly remember how thralls worked, but I do remember I headcanoned away a good part of the Vampire's description. Don't want any weird ass incubus/thrall/maleharem shit.

>do Vampires have lots of kinky BDSM sex?

I would imagine it depends on the vampire, but probably.
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>>14634777
To clarify, I wasn't referring to anything in the MGE profile when I mentioned thralls. Don't think I've ever read it, either.
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>>14634776
They're big sisters, I'm sure they'd make good maids.
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>>14634762
Bitter insecure paladins can stamp their feet and cry blood from their rears as much as they want, I'll be spending eternity with my lilim waifu in her own alternate dimension(s)/realm/fortress and there's nothing their jealousy can do about it.
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I want to cuddle with a tall, busty Kikimora GMILF! I want to bury my face in her warm, voluptuous bosom and take a nice long nap while she hums me songs from her homeland and gently strokes my hair!
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>>14634787
I just finished reading I Shall Wear Midnight today and it featured a villain who had been a witch hunter in life. He died, but his spirit kept possessing people and hunting witches. His soul withered away but the concept of him still kept doing it.
Never underestimate paladins.
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>>14634511
Find purpose in life.
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Don't lose heart! Everyone loses their heads sometime!
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>>14634800
> His soul withered away but the concept of him still kept doing it.

Fuckin' OP as shit. That's literally Kingdom Hearts levels of reprehensible craziness.
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>>14634834
The best part is that when he was still a human, he fell in love with a witch, and before she was set on fire he told her he could save her if she loved him. Going full Frollo backfired and she held him still long enough for the pyre to burn his face off.
This was supposed to be "A Discworld novel for young readers".
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I want to get a Kobold whistle to tease my Kobold waifu and daughteru with!
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>>14634798
Aww, man. Now I want this as well.
GMILFs are love.
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>>14634845
Now that just sounds mean. I like your sex posts better.
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>>14634767
I want a Titania butler who thinks that the outfit makes her look cool and handsome but fails to realise she still has beautiful long hair which makes the entire thing adorable.
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>>14634851
You don't understand anon, this is a sex post. This is a very sex post because Kobold whistles work much differently from normal dog whistles! When you blow a Kobold whistle, they get uncontrollably horny!
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>>14634858
Would she try and bind her chest too?
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>>14634869
She'd be innocently oblivious to the fact she needed to do it, she thinks just wearing the suit and saying a few cheesy butler-like lines is enough.

I want to see her pout when she gets head patted and doesn't understand why.
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>>14634847
Of course they are. Especially if they have titties like that fox from the one doujin.
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>>14634873
Sounds cute. Titanias are love.
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Damaged goods MGs.
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How do you spank a Fairy?
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>>14634838
Damn, that's metal as fuck. Terry didn't believe in preserving the innocence of young minds, it seems.
On the other end of Pratchett-related things, I'm right in the middle of reading The Long Mars. Very interesting stuff, and about a quarter of the way into book two out of four, I'm still not quite sure what the main plot is.
I'm not even sure if there is a central plot, which is interesting, because two seperate plotlines so far have involved a nuclear explosion, and an amorphous entity the size of Manhattan Island, with the ability to step across alternate realities with the goal of absorbing and assimilating all sentient life across the Earth multiverse.

But everything presented so far has been wildly interesting, which is good.

>>14634876
>Especially if they have titties like that fox from the one doujin.

That doesn't really help to narrow things down to a single doujin, Anon. Do you know how many hentai doujins exist with foxgirls in them? Because I think at this point, that particular number might be a little high.
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>>14633969
>>14634271
I'm looking forward to seeing more of the prince and the Apophis. They seem like a cute couple.
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>>14634889
Get a flexible flat stick, like a lollipop stick but bendier, pull it back, and release.
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>>14634892
I'm at work now so I can't exactly load up sadpanda and get it for you. It's the one in >>14630187 pic related though.
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>>14634889
You could flick her.
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>>14634440
>Conan
Niiice. I'm making my way through the Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser shorts, great stuff.
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>>14629142
can this guy do any other facial expression, goddamn
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Would a Manticore like a guy who's resistant to her venom?
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I want to give a loli Manticore a tailpussy massage!
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>>14634948
Inside and outside?

Would you massage her soft, flat chest and her softer, fluffy mane afterwards?
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>>14634957
Outside first, hten inside if she's a good girl. And yes, she'd also get a full-body oil massage too.
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How far could you stick your arm in a tailpussy?
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>>14634976
I have skeleton arms so pretty far I guess.
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Friendly reminder that a Manticore's tailpussy is also her anus.
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>>14634941
She'd definitely love it, breaking him would be the challenge of her life
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>>14634976
>was JUST about to ask this
>starting to wonder if this was me and I forgot after 3 minutes or if it is someone else

Spooky.
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Friendly reminder that Paladins have vibrating tentacles in their cloacas that will grab your dick and not let go until you've cum a hundred times.
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>>14634996
It's not you silly anon, it's me. But yes, that's what tailpussies are. The evolution and corruption of incredibly prolapsed anuses.
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>>14635000
This has to be propaganda of some sort.
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>>14634976
What happens if I stick a fairy in a tailpussy?
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>>14635006
You get yuri, and that is absolutely unacceptable.
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>>14633656
>you should do more onee-san stuff because that' was nifty
Perhaps after I update Wake-Up Call I might. Though I'm unsure as to which girl I should use.
>>14633706
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
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>>14635009
Try a titania story. I think we only have small greentexts of her.
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>>14635006
She'll take up residence in there, and they'll become the best of friends.
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>>14635008
Isn't it also vore?
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>>14635003
It's true. Everyone I've seen fuck a Paladin has never gone back to normal monster girls.
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>>14635006
You get a confused Manticore and a traumatised Fairy
Please don't do this
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I want to capture a bunch of fairies, tie them up, and put them into used condoms!
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>>14634763
That looks like it could be mildly fun
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>>14635014
Yes, the worst kind of vore too. Anal vore.
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I want to let a kingdom of fairies live in my home and protect them from jerks like >>14635020
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>>14634986

You are incorrect.
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>>14635012
I already wrote a small greentext with her, but I can envision how I'd expand on that.
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>>14635025
They like it anon, honest! They're always ahegaoing and writhing around in their bondage like little wiggle-worms. It's like a hotbox of my cum in there, they love it!
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>>14635027
All the signs are there anon, it's not like they have two pussies. That's just dumb and horsepussy tier.
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>>14634745
Yes.
Moreover, the vampire you posted, is doing BDSM stuffs to her husband.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1506698
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>>14635024
Someone post that story about that anon who tried to tell his family about his anal vore fetish.
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>>14635025
Wha will you do about the Titanias?
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>>14635043
>that anon who tried to tell his family about his anal vore fetish.
How could anyone be that stupid?
Jesus man, there are some things that you just don't tell people about.
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>>14635017
Maybe because they love them.
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>>14635043
What happened at the end?
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>>14635049
But anon, humans can't love humans! That's forbidden love!
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>>14635067
Awww, FUCK yeah.
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>>14635067
That's one seductive wock. Does she run a brothel or something?
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>>14633704
Medium Comission

Mermaid
>Flat
>Himedere
>One Month

Raiju
>Pear Shaped + Flat
>Twins
>Half a Day

Dragon
>Hourglass Shaped
>Himedere
>One Month

Lizardgirl
>Gym Bunny
>Semen Demon
>Half a Day

Apophis
>Loli
>Himedere
>One Month

Amazoness
>Norm
>Love Freak
>Half a Day

After all is said and done, I'll let the Dragon "hire" me.
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>>14635067
That right tentacle has a look of pure bliss on it's "face"

I'd have that look too if I was relaxing with a cute Jabberwock
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>>14635062
I'm not gonna lie, I'd love adventuring with a paladin just to see what she transforms into.
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>tfw no Hellhound family to have a cuddle pile with
Suffering.
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>>14635067
>Pipe and traditional dress
Did anyone ever tell you that you have wonderful taste?
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So is a Wock's back just a clusterfuck of wings, tails, and tentacles?
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>>14635034
>Giving them old cum
Yeah fucking right. They deserve it straight from the tap

>>14635046
Fuck them raw
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>>14634048
I'd rather a daughter of Ra.
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>>14635094
>They deserve it straight from the tap
>Implying I don't clean them off and change their 'accommodations' at least once every two days
I'm not a monster anon, I'm a collector.
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>>14635105
>Giving them old, cold cum
You're the devil himself.
>Forcing them to take it
Just end your life.
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>>14635093
I guess so

There this one very nice picture of a non-MGE Dragon's back showing how it's structured, if only I could find it
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>>14635077
>The stern Wock in charge of the geisha house in Zipangu
>Traditional Zipangu tradition mixed with a bit of Wonderland tastes
>The Wock sits there smoking as she waits for you to make your choice
>The experienced and surprisingly reserved Cheshire, who suppresses her urge to be herself and creates a well mannered facade
>The well-trained Mad Hatter, great for any event with tea, as she can entertain any event with a plethora of tales
>The Wererabbit onee-san, who'll need to bring her training Alice imouto (not blood related)
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>>14635113
Sorry my fetishes are what they are anon.
Oh wait, I'm not.
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>>14634765
http://pastebin.com/VzUxQ5fp
http://pastebin.com/h4gpWFpz
http://pastebin.com/kypxyCrn
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>>14635105
>Go around Anon's house
>Every shelf of his bedroom is packed tight, full of tied up condoms, as full as water balloons
>Inside each and every condom you can see a little fairly, sealed in tight like she's in a vacbed full of cum, writhing around in complete and utter bliss as white cum drenches her entirely
>Filling every hole, coating every micrometre of skin
>You can see the squriming and hip-thrusting of all of them, making entire shelftops crawl like strange, amorphous sea creatures splayed out on the wooden surfaces
>And the moaning
>The constant, endless symphony of sexual rapture
>It never ends.
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>>14635036

You are a fool, they have an anus in the same location as to what a human would have. While I do agree that centaurs have front pussies is stupid, I am fine with the Manticore having two, as at least it is placed in an area that might actually reach the womb via muscle contractions.
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>>14635062
Monster Girls respect humans loving humans, why can't you?
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>>14634651
>>14634627
I find it's at its best when either: You're unaware of the fact your waifu is evil mostly due to the fact that she goes to great lengths to keep it hidden from you, and due to the fact you're pretty dense. So while the rest of the world is terrified of your waifu, to you she's always just been a cute, lovey-dovey cuddle slut.

Or it's also great when you're aware your waifu is evil but use your husband powers to force her to downplay her evil actions, primarily forcing her to show mercy to her opponents and spare her victims.
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>>14635126
I have special hangars on my shelves so each one is perfectly on display, but you have the general idea down perfect.
Why can't I have this in my life?
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>>14635126
I'd rather just put it in the fairies and plug them up so they can fly around like overfilled balloons.
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>>14634892
>Foxgirl doujins
Ignoring Touhou and League doujins, there's not as many as you'd think. Trust me, I've really checked.
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Here's a little Gazer story I'm writing.
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>tfw you will never come home to your fairy harem all using earplugs as dildos
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I want to waifu a Fairy with people-sized tits!
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I want to waifu a people with tit-sized fairies!
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>>14635159
But how's she going to fly?
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>>14635162
Yes, Titanias are quite nice.
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>>14635170
She can't, obviously.
I'll just have to carry her around in my arms like a pair of grapefruits.
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>>14635154
Oh boy, another gazerfag.
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>>14635174
Are you going to bring her to work so that you can grope and squeeze her there?

Clothed or unclothed and, if clothed, do you want her to show off cleavage or underboob?

Would she have a bra you could see the straps of or would she be bra-less so that you can pinch and tweak her nipples?
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Friendly reminder to make sure you keep track of your Fairy daughterus at all times. They're so tiny that they can get lost easily, and they get very frightened when left all alone in such a big world.
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>>14635183
Kid fairies are shitlords who like to prank the hell out of people and get away scot-free, what the fuck are you smoking?
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>>14635182
She'd probably have to go topless at all times because nobody makes clothes for girls like her. Maybe she'd wear pasties from time to time, but that's about it. and yes, I'd take her to work; I need to give her good support at all times because she has nothing else to help her with that.
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>>14635188
Would she have inverted nipples that you need to tease out?
Is she going entirely naked?

Do you let her sleep on them like they're a giant bed?
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>>14635149
http://nhentai.net/g/139436/
This one's still my favourite fox girl doujin, ignoring the ominous ending that was never followed up on.
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>>14635186
Nothing anon, and the fun can't go on forever you know. If you aren't careful your teeny daughterus could fly off somewhere only to find out that she has no idea where she is after her pranks are over.

Also, now that I know how to properly spank a Fairy I can punish them appropriately.
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>>14635193
Inverted nipples are olev, so yes to that. She could definitely go fully naked too, because her tits obscure most of her body.
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>>14635183
>Fairy children are even more fragile and dependent on others than their adult versions
>A literal stray breeze can, in the right situations, be enough to seriously injure one
>For fairy children wellbeing, a potential father of a fairy must take a test to show that he is both responsible, always attentive, able to micro-manage on a microscopic scale, and able to care deeply for any number of very, very small charges
>To prove this, one must play through all of Pikmin, getting the best possible ending with absolutely no Pikmin deaths.
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>>14635202
Yes, outside of the Fairy realm I think Fairy children would have very dangerous and fragile existences.
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>>14635198
Nice.

Now I wonder if you need to give her some lactation potion or something so she's a mobile milk dispenser.
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>>14635198
>her tits obscure most of her body.
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>>14635194
Yeah, I prefer to pretend that the sequel doesn't exist either.
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>>14635211
How do you think she got those tits in the first place? Mega-Holst milk, man.
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>>14635215
>I prefer to pretend that the sequel doesn't exist either.
I find myself having to do this with a lot of things. It's a shame, really.
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>>14635216
Now he just needs to milk her every so often so that she' moaning and rubbing her thighs together in an attempt to burn of the lust she feels from such an action.
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>>14635220
Yes, I'd have to keep empty bottles on me at all times for when I milk her on the go. Then I'd probably have to fuck her to get her back to normal, or at leas let her sit on my thumb for awhile.
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Friendly reminder that I hate you all.
>>
First we had holstaurs.
Then, we created mega-holsts.
From that, mega-holst milk was devised.
Now we have a fairy who's tits are as big as a normal person's.

I fear we may be reaching the Theoretical Zero Point at some time in the near future.
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>>14635202
>Spoiler
Jesus Christ. At least it isn't Pikmin 2 or 3.
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>>14635230
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>>14635215
Same for xration's doujin with the ninjas. Guy draws amazingly soft looking girls but always shits the bed when it comes to writing.
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>>14635232
I blame Quicksilver.
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>>14635230
I think you're a swell guy.
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>>14635230
Awww, come on anon. Don't be like that.
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>>14635225
Could always get her to drink her own milk or sit her on your lap so she can try to give you milky paizuri.
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>>14635177
No, there's still only the one. A writefag writing a Gazer story does not a gazerfag make.
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>>14635230
Sounds like someone needs a hug.
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Daily reminder that getting milked dry of your semen is not as fun as everyone thinks.

Oh god i feel like a zombie.
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>>14635232
Now the tit fairy drinks the mega-holst milk and
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>>14635262
Reminds me of that movie, 'A Boy and his Dog'
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>>14635262
This is one of my least favorite misconceptions in the thread. Sure 'muh mamonomana!', but I don't want to be an eternally horny zombie instead of a drained, depressed one.
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>>14635262
Absolutely, but with proper application of certain magical potions and consumables, as well as proper application of your waifu's monstermagicbullshit it can be!
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>>14635269
That's what originally happened anon, are you reading the thread?
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>>14635272
Indeed. Everything gets boring if you do it enough times.
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>>14635272
I prefer to think of getting completely drained of your semen for several hours to days as a punishment inflicted on you by your monster waifu more than anything.
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>>14635285
>punishment
She is now no longer my waifu.
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>>14635292
>can't enjoy some loving punishment roleplay
lame.
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>>14635296
>Punishment roleplay that can last days
You need to be some really hardcore femdomfag to really like that shit.
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>>14635296
The fact that you used the word "loving" tells me all I needed to know.
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>>14635292
It's your own fault anon, she would never have had to resort to this if only you weren't such a slut. Seriously, with her own sister and even her mother. What the fuck were you thinking?
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>>14635296
Broken Amazon's househusband says what?
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>>14635304
>>14635306
>>14635314
I can't help your bland, unremarkable tastes anons.
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I want to keep a little Wurmling in an 'unbreakable' glass box!
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>>14635230
I can see my liege is due for a tailrub.
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>>14635326
Please do not bully the Wurm-chans.
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>>14635312
>slut meme
k
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>>14635316
People with ball gags in their mouth do not get to sass me.
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>>14635331
It's probably just a glass box with 'unbreakable' written on it.
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>>14635346
I get to sass whoever I want, faggot.
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>>14635360
Suck my pixie dick you chubby coon.
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>>14635363
I'll fuckin burst ye!
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>>14635360
Very well, I shall await you in the field of battle.
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>tfw Miia pointer so i always see her
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>>14635376
Cuuuute!
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>>14635376
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>>14635331
I want to bully Wurms by telling them words too complicated for them to understand!
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>>14635376
>custom pointers
I remember the 90s.
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>>14635306
I think the point was it's not really punishment - hence roleplay. It's like a Yeti punishing you with three hours of "unwilling" cuddles.
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>>14635376
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>>14635376
Dude even Gazerfag, in his endless waifuism, wouldn't cripple himself with a gaudy custom pointer.
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>>14635154
I'll comment as I read through:

>(while still sucking ass at PCs, the jackass)
I like parenthesis, a lot of people don't, some even despises them
Also you should have closed it after "PCs"

>red hair
>all 8 of my eye-stalks
Always nice to see people taking liberties on the design of their MGs in their stories

>probably because my eye-stalks' tentacles have fanned out menacingly in her general direction.
I'm enjoying your writing so far, especially that sentence, it could make a nice picture

>sliiiiid to my knees
Did you write many i to show that she slid for a long time? That's pretty creative but I find it stupid

>the smell of sweat in here could kill a pig
First the Gazer armpit smell and now this? Smelly MGs is already a meme...
I mean if that your thing go for it but if you're writing it to please other or to try to be funny just stop

>The whole shower paragraph
You included the Gazer's trait nicely in there
I'm not sure about how I feel about the dialogue tho

>Fucking pervert looking at my legs and thighs... I'm already feeling my cheeks seething with hatred, or embarrassment, or hatred, or confusion, or all of the above, or some of the above!
One of the big plus of MGs is that they don't find sex and pervert thoughts disgusting, that Gazer flat out hating the guy for merely looking at her thighs really threw me off, that's some 3DPD shit, or maybe she's just embarrassed! Or just confused! Or embarrassed and confused!
...
Don't confuse the reader with all these "or", it's nice to leave room for interpretation but when you leave that much it can lead to misunderstandings

>"No really who are you, I hate you already if that'll influence you leaving me alone starting right now."
Alright, now that's full blown 3DPD, I'm triggered

>"What, NO!" I slap his hand away and take one step back.
I'm even more triggered now, the guy went as far as asking her in marriage and that bitch Gazer answers like that

>God, hopefully this blush dies down
Well that's a bit redeeming

Anyway, I liked a lot the first half of a story, and your not-so-serious style of writing is enjoyable to read, I disliked the rest because of my own tastes
Don't take my comments too seriously, maybe there are people out there who want a tsundere Gazer, it's just not my thing

I wrote way too much for such a small bit of story, sorry about that
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>>14635385
>cuddling for three hours
Yeah, no. Does she even realize how much shit one can get done in three hours?

Fucking yeti bullshit, I swear.
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>>14635384
>>14635389

Yea, i'll probably get tired of it as my main courser

but i'll definitely keep this as my loading icon
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>>14635393
>yeti bullshit
Y-you're a monster! She only wanted to mend your evil ways with love and cuddles.
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>>14635394
Sure, loading icon is fine.
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>>14635275
But then she drinks more
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>>14635383
And then get raped
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>>14635400
>evil
My evil, productive ways? No amount of cuddles or obamarama mana is going to change that.
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>>14635376
I downloaded the appchan x addon just to have my MG waifu as a mascot, give it a try
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>>14635412
>evil, productive ways
Obviously ignoring the poor girl. What greater sin is there?
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>>14635422
Oh, i already have her as that with a stylish script someone wrote me awhile ago, i have a different picture for her on the 5 different image boards i browse
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>>14635423
Oh? I was not aware that we can pay our bills with cuddling.

What's that? We can't? Well then.
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>>14635436
>I was not aware that we can pay our bills with cuddling
Its called filming it and selling it.
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>>14635445
>selling videos of your waifu
Now who's the real monster here?
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>>14635451
Its not videos of your waifu anon.
Its videos of you and your waifu.
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>>14635451
I'd sell videos of my waifu, I want to show the world how awesome she is
In fact, I'd just put them up on MonsterTube for free
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>>14635471
Absolutely not.
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>>14635472
>MonsterTube
>45% Porn of varying degrees
>45% Cute daughterus doing cute things
>10% cat videos.
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>>14635391
Since the author appears to be AFK, I'll thank you for him.

Thanks for your input, Anon. Your efforts are and always will be appreciated.
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>>14635477
You're loss on all that revenue then.
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>>14635480
>No handholding videos
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>>14635487
That would be under porn.
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>>14635486
At least I still have my dignity.
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>>14635490
>dignity
>monster girl world
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>>14635488
It would be the only kind of porn that's restricted to 18+ only
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>>14635386
>>14635394
>tfw I can now have oppai lolis on my screen all the time

Holy crap why didn't I think of this sooner?
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>>14635492
>allowing monsters to take your dignity
My ancestors are smiling at me, can you say the same?
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>>14635497
Are there any more oppai loli sprites?
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>>14635490
>Having dignity
Pfff
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>>14635503
It's alright be jealous, many are.
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>>14635498
>take your dignity
Not when you're the one fucking them in public.
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>>14635492
>monster girl world
>implying monsters can even maintain a world without mamono ex machina
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>>14635512
No, that's exactly what they want.

I shall deny them every pleasure until they can behave like civilized people.
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>>14635389
Maybe not as a cursor, but if I had such a sprite I'd find a good use for it.
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>>14635513
To be fair some species could, you'd just have to cut out like half the encyclopedia and probably give certain species their own planet.
>>14635518
>blue ovaring your waifu
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>>14635521
>To be fair some species could
Well sure, that much I can admit.
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>>14635518
>I shall deny them every pleasure until
Until they violently rape you in public.
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Remember, little jinko friends grow up big and strong most of the time, so don't tease the ones that fail to grow up.
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>>14635521
It's simple: Good girls will be rewarded, bad girls will not.

>>14635528
Unlikely that they will succeed, but even if, that just proves that they can't be civilized.
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>>14635529
Do belly rubs count as teasing?
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>>14635529
>>14635529
>>14635529
I would love being friends with a jinko cub as a kid.
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>>14635549
No_
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>>14635552
Bet you'll promise each other to marry once you're older. Damn perverts.
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What monstergirls would make the best debt collectors?
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>>14635568
Well it's a bit unpopular but IT'S THE FUCKING TANUKI YOU FUCKING IDIOT MONGREL, WHAT THE FUCK.
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>>14635568
A suited tanuki and two jinkos wearing leather jackets as well as a sickly kikimora who keeps asking you if you'd like some of her 'special blend' of coffee...
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>>14635569
Tanukis are too short and small to punch things properly, silly.
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>>14635573
You don't need to be large and in charge to kidnap someone's daughteru, mailing one of her fingers to her dad for every day the fucker dawdles in paying up.

I mean unless the daughteru is something like a stinky centipede.

Then you can send a pair of legs every day instead.
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>>14635580
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>>14635568
Fairies.
Recettear told me so. It also told me that little girls are above even Tanukis in terms of sheer corruption and greed.
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>>14635502
There's the sprites from MGQ Paradox. It has a few oppai loli characters with sprite sheets.
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>>14635602
Niiice
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>>14634392
Her mane is so fluffy!
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I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, and it's 8pm now. After spending all day out doing errands, I'm falling asleep on my feet.

I need an anubis, bad.
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What do Monster Girls in dungeons do while they wait for adventurers to enter them looking for loot?
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>>14634763
The artwork is pretty shit, but something about the animations on that Tanuki are rather fun to watch.

Also dat voice for the dragon. Unf.
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Why are they so perfect?
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>>14635644
Cum on EVERYTHING.
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>>14635644
masturbate?
I don't know
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>>14635647
They're not great, I'm getting eaten alive by them at the moment.
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>>14635647
They're alright.

They'd be improved if they were Undead and didn't have those shitty twintails though.
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>>14635149
I dunno, there's smugfox, the one with the Goddesses using the guy as a cum-pump, that loli one with the tanuki, just to name a couple series...

Honestly there aren't even that many Ahri doujins. Most good LoL doujins seem to be about Jinx.
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>>14635647
Because they suck your blood and then they'll suck your D***!
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>>14635237
Ugh. If ever there was a waste of gorgeous lewd art brought about by Japan's fetish for fat guy NTR, it's Xration.
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>>14635627
Why an anubis? A Kiki would be wetting herself over just how hard you've been working.
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>>14635647
Remove mosquito, why is the worst non-furry from last year getting so much art?
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>>14635627
>I need an anubis, bad.
Me too anon. Me too...
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>>14635660
I like these twintails. It gives her a cuter side.
Btw I found the pic on KC's twitter page. It seems that japs love them.
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>>14635671
>tfw no Mary Poppins Kiki to sing to your children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI
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>>14635559
You bet I would.
That house would be filled with cubs
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>>14635673
>worst non-furry
Humpty eggs are worst than them though.
I think they are loved because they are basically vampires lolis.
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>>14635679
We've been though this before. Hearing a Kiki singing 'Feed the Birds' would be akin to killing off Bambi's Mom or Mufasa. No child should ever have to endure that kind of heartache.
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>>14635690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4

>A poor, unemployed Kikimora sitting on the steps, just feeding birds.
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>>14634745
>BDSM
Die monster....
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>>14635678
>It seems that japs love them.
I can only hope that this yields heretical big-tittied Vampsquitos down the line.
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>>14635644
They clean up the dungeon to keep it spooky but still have it be a comfortable living place
They keep themselves nourished one of another (probably hunting along with gardening)
They also practice to stay in shape in order to defeat those adventurers
Whatever time is left after all of that is spent entertaining themselves through many different means

>>14635647
I want to have 8 Mosquito daughters flying around me at all time
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>>14635689
>I think they are loved because they are basically vampires lolis.
I'd rather just have a regular loli vampire.
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>>14635673
Besides the Siths, Mindflayers, humpty eggs were bad.
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>>14635703

don't forget leaving cooked meals behind easily breakable walls for the adventurers to eat.
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>>14635708
>Mindflayers
Stop.
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>>14635708
>Mindflayers
>bad
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>>14635644
They watch porn.
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>>14635707
Loli Vampires are like bread without butter, have you all lost your minds?
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>>14635712
>Mindflayers
>not bad
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>>14635708
>Mindflayers
Hey Mindflayers could make me happy even if artificially. The only way I'd be happy with a mosquito is if someone went full MGU and put her on a pike.
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>>14635671
It's not that I dislike kikis, but I don't have any particular feelings towards them. It's easy to see why the whole "doting maid" thing works for people, but it's not for me. Neither the maid fetish, nor the idea of a girl who lives her whole life from dawn to dusk for someone else (even if it is their significant other) appeals to me that much. Give me some independence. Some self-identity. More than one or two facets of personality.
Maybe this thread isn't the best place to say it, all things considered, but what the hell, I'm sure people will understand. Sometimes /mgt/ can be just awful, but I'm fairly certain most people here are smarter than you might assume from a glance. Or maybe I'm just that dumb. Who knows?
I'd just rather have an anubis. Still a hard worker, still going to put pressure on you to shape up, but it's pressure from another angle. It would be heaven to just live a life with a smartypants anubis, who stays up reading books and webpages so often that she's got some shadows under her eyes. A real nerd who'll be filling every second of the day with study, work, building and creating, but who'll just fall into your arms at night and let you piggyback her to bed.
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>>14635725
What makes you say that?
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>>14635707
Amen. Particularly blonde and dominant.
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>>14635726
Stop being dumb.
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>>14635711
>>14635712
If you want to transform into a squid and them to remove your memories and mindrape you, good for you.
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>>14635728
>Hey Mindflayers could make me happy even if artificially.

Literally every other monster can do this with the benefit of NOT sticking a tentacle in your brain.
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>>14635738
Stop projecting.
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>>14635725
But they're my favourite kind of vampire. Regular vampires are fine though.

Besides, I hate butter.
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>>14635716
>Be a Thief, sneak into most of the dungeon undetected.
>Reach a door, a glowing light coming out from underneath.
>Must be treasure in there.
>Open it slowly.
>At least half of the dungeon's inhabitants fill the room, mostly Sphinxes of various species and sizes, all sitting around looking at a giant TV screen.
>You spot and opened DVD case with 'Riddlecats Vs. Young Virgin Boy' on the front.
>You look again to the screen. A naked man is being held down by fluffy Sphinx paws while one stands above him, pressing the tip of his penis against the entrance to her fat bottom.
>The boy is struggling to answer a riddle, while the faceless Sphinxes around him giggle with their tails swishing.
>Back to the room, the Sphinxes are all 'relieving their stress', all absorbed in this moment of a boy failing to answer a riddle.
>Slowly close the door.
>The treasure's probably somewhere else...
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>>14635730
Vampires should be tall and busty so they generate an aura of power and sexuality and their chests heave when they ohohohoho
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>>14635739
Squids are awesome and memory replacement is complete threadcannon. All they do is make you horny and much more open to monster sex.
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>>14635729
Well, if you think it through, any type of MG can encourage you to work harder and give your best, they will do it different depending on the species of course, but it's kinda unfair saying that only Kikis or Anubis actively work to improve you.
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>>14635733
Rabbit a shit.
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>>14635728
Even if she changes your memory?
Why not choosing an another mamono?
They will make a better job to love you.

>>14635751
>complete threadcannon
They can alternate them and give people false memories.
It's written in their profile page.
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>>14635647
Mosquitos a shit that will stab your dick.
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>>14635729
It's the internet. There's a lot of generalizing involved, but you're not too far off. We're all dumber and smarter than the initial impression we give.

Honestly, I'd take the Kiki for, more than anything, emotional support. Someone more prone towards offering kind words of advice in lieu of the constant belittling and patronizing that I find myself drowning in. Everything else just pales in comparison to her heart and encouragement, even if all I get is a simple 'you can do it'. ...Though I suppose I could just as easily get that from any other girl.

Then again, that's just my two cents on the whole deal. Different strokes and all that. Was just genuinely curious to if I was missing anything in particular.
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>>14635751
>threadcanon
Sure anon.

>>14635768
Oh my.
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>>14635763
>>14635774
To females only, and even then it's just another way of saying that they make you really like sex.
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>>14635768
This hurted me more than it should.
>>
Druella wants a date! Will you go out with her?
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>>14635791
No.
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>>14635791
Can I even say no?
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>>14635791
No.
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>>14635791
yes
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>>14635791
What are the consequences of saying no?
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>>14635791
Only if i get to blackmail her with photos of us handholding.
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>>14635751
>turning into slimy dildo panties is awesome

Naw, it's just some /d/ tier shit.
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>>14635791
I'd date her with the intent to marry, I can't resist a good looking lady with runic patterns on her.
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>>14635791
Go away heathen.
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>>14635739
Squidification is optional, do I need to say it again?
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>>14635814
Fuck off to /d/ you faggot.
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>>14635814
>you have a choice
kek
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>>14635756
Also true. I suppose that's just the focus of the profile for those two girls. The shaper-uppers.
You are right though. The further you branch out from that and just create a character, rather than using the profile as the meat to just add your own seasoning to, the better.

>>14635769
You're not missing anything, it's all just preferences and junk.
Makes me wonder how an anubis with a mind more geared for machinery than social mingling would offer emotional support. Maybe a very small, quiet comment about how you're more important to her than you know, and that you're the engine which keeps her running. Then there'd be a hint of a blush before she goes back to working as if nothing happened.
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>>14635814
That still leaves the ear rape, which is more than enough for mindflayers to get the flamethrower along with the other trash.
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>>14635811
>>14635819
Are you the same retard who was sperging out about "muh futa artists" earlier in this thread?
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>>14635787
They do this to both, it's even written in the two first lines. It's not that different with a girl or a guy, it's just that they do this much longer with human women.
A lot of other mamonos do it without messing with your damn brains.
But it's fine anon. If you like her for what she is, good for you.

>>14635791
No, she scares me.
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>>14635825
...No? I'm just saying your waifu is garbage.
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>>14635814
It's MGE.
You don't have a choice in this world, if you're a human.
Let's not forget the mind control, mindrape and tentacles in your ears.
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>>14635791
Sorry, I don't fuck evil bitches
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>>14635825
Stop being such a paranoid fuckwit, your waifu is garbage and so are your tastes.
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>>14635791
No thank you.
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>>14635829
>>14635836
>implying implications
Nice one retards, I'm not even the guy you even replied to the first time
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>>14635838
Sure you aren't you lying nigger.
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>>14635758
The only shit girl in Blazblue is blind.
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>>14635844
Rabbit is still low tier, and for a very good reason.
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>>14635747
And the treasure is actually a very lewd Mimic.

>>14635814
>optional
>you have a choice
Yeah, sure.
And if you don't like them, and ask them to go away, they will leave without mindfuck stuffs, right?
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>>14635814
Not the biggest fan of the whole squidification thing but I'd put up with to have a chance to fuck a mindflayer.

Then again I'm a guy who would also be okay with devilbugs, I'm not exactly in a position to be taken seriously.
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>>14635854
*without doing mindfuck stuffs
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>>14635842
You are one stupid fucking mongoloid, aren't you?
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>>14635832
Don't forget that the only way to even have a slight chance against almost 90% of MGE monster girls is to be on par with some Deviantart OC or some bullshit.
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>>14635791
Seeing as I can't really say no, I might as well go along with it.
I'll be wearing my best suit for this.
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>>14635857
They are hot, but yeah I am not interested in the squidification and the mind control.
At least Shoggoths are nicer.
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>>14635868
Leave the hyperbole to KC, it's not that difficult to git gud in MGE.
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>>14635861
>Taking that long to post a screencap
Nice Paint skills you twat.
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>>14635880
>filename
As expected of a complete degenerate.
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>>14635879
You can't lie for shit, get better at that before you try and fool someone.
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>>14635868
That's because KC is shit at writing.
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>>14635884
>lie
Ok anon, you go that way, I'll be over here with the sane people.
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This needless argument shall get us nowhere

I suggest we all forget this strife and unite in our shared love for the calcium crusaders who gave up their flesh for a good cause
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>>14635868
Yeah or being an evil person, a guro fan like that MGU member or like that edgy paladin from the libertymgespeech bullshit wiki.
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>everyone in /mgg/ acting like a huge nigger
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>>14635893
But she's scary anon.

>>14635899
Why do you say that?
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>>14635894
But if you be any of those you won't get a waifu and every monster girl on earth will just try to kill you. MGE is not for men that like to be in charge at all.
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>>14635868
You just have to be smart. Two thirds of the monsters are only as strong as their muscles and their breast size tell you. You can trick them.
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Everyone deserves an oppai loli Mindflayer.
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>>14635911
Anon, why do you have to lie? Does it bring you that much joy?
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>>14635899
I have lodes of ideas, its getting them made into writing that the problem.
there would be about 20 more fucking salamander, stories about corruption and soldier beetles if I had my way with my brain.
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>>14635906
do not fear my good friend
bones are a supportive people, they shall not harm you
fun fact: did you know that bones are more afraid of you than you are of them?
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>>14635918
>mixing two shitty things together
So what you're saying is that we all deserve punishment.
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>>14635916
But DE will just make them smarter than you, there's absolutely no point in trying.
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Everyone calm down and remove Pharaoh.
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>>14635906
>Why do you say that?
Observe the current half-assed argument of idiocy currently taking place.
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>>14635926
Those are the words of a Fucking Idiot.
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>>14635928
Everything about that picture is terrible.
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>>14635928
Eey girls, there's enough Anon for the both of you.
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>>14635928
>>>/u/
Much like .less' piece long ago, I like it!
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>>14635928
>two fat egyptian strippers fighting for the last muffin.jpg
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>>14635928
That apophis has a FAT tail.

And a downwards-facing penis made out of red light on her back thing.
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>>14635928
>tfw you can only envision Apophis vs. Pharaoh catfights as two lolis punching and pulling each others hair in a sandbox
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>>14635928
Pharaoh's head looks too small. Or her hair looks too big. Or both.

>>14635945
>And a downwards-facing penis made out of red light on her back thing.
Cannot unsee.
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>>14635928
Jesus Christ can this artist make anything but fat women with flat potato faces?

Why is it only when he colors things that his art sucks?
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>>14635943
>/u/
Anon please, it's canon that they have to bite Pharaohs to overthrow them.
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>>14635947
That's adorable.

Personally I always envision an Apophis going full-chuuni, making dorky declarations of overthrowing the Pharaoh in as grandiose a manner as possible; before lunching at her like she's a Shonen Villain...and then the Pharaoh just scoops her up in a big hug and greets her like an old pal.
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>>14635950
On the boob? On the boob.

Also that is a tremendously adorable picture; never seen it before. I just wanna get under the covers and cozy up with her.
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>>14635928
All I can imagine is that she's waiting for an offscreen anon to get between her and the pharaoh.
Then she has the anon penetrate the pharaoh and binds them together with her tail.
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>>14635911
Yep, but it is the only way.
Or else you will not have a choice and you will be raped by a shit waifu.
Although I remember KC saying that with MM, they can smell humen who could love/be compatible with them.

Makes me wonder how vanilla Arachnes find the men who are scared of them but can be compatible with them.

>>14635922
Fine then.

>>14635928
The pharaoh's face is weird and they are too fat.
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>>14635957
And at the end, they decide to rape anon together!
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>>14635957
Would they end up sharing a husband though?

>>14635966
I'd like to bring back the idea that monstergirls can smell what fetishes you have, no matter how deeply buried.
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>>14635928
I like it
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>>14635928
I'm ambivalent to this picture compared to his other ones.
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>>14635569
Nah, Tanuki are the ones who own the debt. It's the Oni who collect it.
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>>14635964
>Then she has the anon penetrate the pharaoh and binds them together with her tail.
That's the kind of shit I love, the world needs more monster girl assisted domination.

Like a Lich using her magic to bind a proud Jinko's arms while anon has some fun.
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>>14635966
>Yep, but it is the only way
Didn't KC say that MGs would give up on someone who truly would never love them? It sounds like all you'd have to do is resist the charm of something literally made to be your perfect waifu.
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>>14635763
>>14635774
>>14635811
>abloo it isn't missionary position with the lights off

You faggots are such wimps.
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>>14635973
Well if that fetish sense thing is true then I can safely assume I would never get a MGE waifu.
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>>14635661
Yeah, you just described 3 of the more prominent ones. But compare that to the amount of boatslut doujins, or even 2hu doujins that feature Ran, and you can tell there's not a lot of proper vanilla foxgirl doujins.
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>>14635993
>>>/d/
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>>14633969
Still great. Keep it up.
I fail to see how a man who could wrestle a dragon got his ass whooped by a scorpion.
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>>14635928
Mm, I like Barb, but this art isn't so good. He's hit and miss. When he hits, he hits hard.

But with this, it just feels like he messed up the proportions, maybe from trying to deal with a dynamic pose from that perspective. Plus, his colouring and shading isn't as nice here. I think it's better when he puts more effort into making it smoother, rather than leave the brush-strokes visible, as it gives it rather blocky, lifeless and artificial feel.
Maybe the lighting he decided on just wasn't great, but the skin textures, especially the brown skin, really don't seem that great.
The metal and jewelry is done pretty well though, I'd say. Actually, looking at the pharaoh's headpiece, it's really quite good. I suppose Barb's technique for stroking just works well on textures and materials like that.
The faces are both good, it's refreshing to see Barb actually put an expression other than open-mouthed wantonness on a character, and he did it well on the pharaoh. The profile of the apophis is good, too.
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>>14636004
She let him win, men couldn't win against a monster girl like a Dragon unless they cheated.
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>>14635973
>I'd like to bring back the idea that monstergirls can smell what fetishes you have, no matter how deeply buried.
That's what I think too.
MGs are pefect women. That MM is too strong.

I want to do some handholding with a Lilim.
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>>14636012
>this is what cowards actually believe
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>>14635999
Nah, you fuck off to tumblr if completely voluntary and optional squid transformation triggers you.

>MUH MINDRAPE

If you don't trust your waifu, then you're in a bad place friend. A dragon could burn you alive, most MGs could easily send you to the hospital or worse. A lilim (or other powerful magic users) could make you live hell on earth for eternity (and also do exactly what mindflayers do).

If you hate mindflayers because you don't trust them, then you must hate a large percentage of MGs, because almost all of them have powers that will make you life horrible if they want to.
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>>14635992
I rememeber him saying that, but if you see a MG, you're still "charmed" most of the times and you main thoughts when she rapes you are translated into "I love MGs, and I want to fuck MGs! MGs are better than human women!".

It still doesn't explain Arachnes and their choices of men though. They like men who are scared of them.
Maybe Arachnes don't use their charm magic with MM?
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>>14636034
>because almost all of them have powers that will make you life horrible if they want to
Not really an argument in your favor, is it?
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>>14635950
Oh my, that picture is comfy. Would cuddle with.
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>>14635928
As usual, Barb's art has an insane level of detail, if only people could look past the faces and appreciate all the efforts put into the picture

It's the first art I see that shows an Apophis' back, that hood is intimidating
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>>14636034
>>>/d/
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>>14636049
Please stop responding to the shitstarter, you're just giving him the attention he wants.
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>>14636047
>you will nether have a mindflayer fight with a nightmare over who gets to soothe your dreams
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>>14636042
It is, because it shows how retarded the idea that mindflayers are out to harm you or do shit against your will is. A lilim (or any magic user powerful enough) doesn't even need to touch you, she'd just snap her fingers and you'd forget your entire life for good.

Not seeing touchy faggots getting triggered by those, however.
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>>14636052
>fight
I'd be fucking the nightmare in front of the mindflayer.
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>>14636034
MGs don't hurt men who aren't evil though.
Because of MM, you can't be hurt, if they don't want to.


>If you don't trust your waifu, then you're in a bad place friend.
What if I don't want a Mindflayer waifu for whatever reasons and she still wants me? She's going to rape me.

They are also the only MGs who can change your mind and memories and who put their tentacles in your ears even if you're not into that.
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>>14636053
Actually, the OP nature of lilims has come up before.
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>>14636047
Monster Girl hospitals sound nice.
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This shit is funny, read it.

http://exhentai.org/g/895706/0d6ad76c36/
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>tfw the Mindflayer is subject to another shitstorm once again
Poor thing.

Though, what I feel to understand the most is why people are acting like 'Flayers are super ultra common. It's not like you'd encounter one at a Southern BBQ festival or anything.
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>>14636034
That goes beyond trust. I don't want anything to fuck around inside my mind. We're talking giving another being, that has their own biases and a separate worldview from yours, access your mind and the ability to fundamentally alter your entire person however they so choose.

This isn't trust, this is giving another person complete control over you. Even a Lilim can only control what happens around you and what happens to you, they cannot actually control you yourself.
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>>14636068
That red rabbit is lewd.
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>>14636068
Masochist bunny is the best girl.
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>>14636068
That crafty bastard.
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>>14635928
I want to be a snake/Pharaoh sandwich.
>>14636046
>if only people could look past the faces
I don't mind the faces one bit but barb was beating himself up over them so much, he's probably harder on himself than people here are.

I do love the textures though.
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>>14636084
Pure.
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>>14635999
trips of truth.
>>14636034
>waaaahhh people aren't sharing my fetish here waaaahh
>>>/d/
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>>14636039
The thing is though, I don't think he meant "charm" in the magical sense. It just seems redundant. They are incredibly attractive, live for sex, and are supposedly quite loving. There only a few MGs who's identity is tied around the use of magic such as weresheep, nightmare, and such. It would be silly for all of them to have this magical charm aura around them. The energy they give off makes men lustful but I don't believe it generally magically enslaves them.

Instead I think the pattern follows- seduced/ravished/cuddled. Not these acts specifically, but the pattern of having sex followed by some sort of aftercare/bonding. Upon getting to know the MG and becoming addicted to having sex with her, they fall hopelessly in love.

If you could avoid falling in love, you're set.
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>>14636068
Goddamn dhampirs
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>>14636072
Because one chance of fate and you get an especially shitty bad end?
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>>14636102
I want to be romanced by a monstergirl so badly.
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>>14636072
>It's not like you'd encounter one at a Southern BBQ festival or anything.
>"What ya saying honey? Ya don like 'at chicken? Lemme do ma thing an 'll taste great."
I'm not sure if I should be horrified by southern-flayer or not.
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>>14636072
All a see is a woman forcing the most boring version of "Ill make a man out of you"

no montage of singing, just poof! your a better man now (in her eyes)
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>>14635928
that is some fine artwork, anon, DAMN fine.
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>>14636066
Everyday would play out like a cheesy 70's porno.
>"Doctor this patient fell off of a horse and broke both of his arms."
>Hellhound doctor prescribes 150cc's of rape
>"Doctor this patient has cancer."
>Yeti doctor prescribes chemotherapy with lots of cuddle sex in between
>"Doctor this patient tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building."
>Mindflayer Doctor prescribes lots of therapy for her new husband.
Shit would suck to be honest. Plus that fucking Cheshire janitor always plays porno music whenever she catches a Doctor in the middle of "treating" her paitient.
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>>14636055
>MGs don't hurt men who aren't evil though.

Exactly. At worst, the mindflayer is going to rewrite your murderous urges if you are a murderer. She isn't going to erase your memories for shits and giggles.

>What if I don't want a Mindflayer waifu for whatever reasons and she still wants me? She's going to rape me.

Like all other MGs, but again none will hurt you (regardless of what threadcanon says), so I see no reason for the mindflayer to do anything else. As for what you are or aren't into, this is an issue with all MGs isn't it? What if you aren't into spider bondage? What if you aren't into Onis? Quite sure it's stated that MGs seek men that like their type. You won't get a mindflayer if you hate them.

>>14636077
Up to you m8, again the same way any other MG won't kidnap you and force you to fuck her if you hate her type a mindflayer won't probe around your mind if you don't want it. I for one don't have any objections because unlike you I'd trust my waifu.

>Even a Lilim can only control what happens around you and what happens to you, they cannot actually control you yourself.

Quite sure a Lilim can do that and more, heck she could just shape you up from before birth to be exactly like she wants.


Nobody is forcing a mindflayer on you, if you don't like it ignore it, stop derailing the thread every time it's mentioned. I for one am not going to stop discussing them because there are people who don't like them.
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Honestly, I think mindflayers are polarizing because they have such a capacity for extreme good or evil.

On one hand, they could eradicate mental trauma, phobias, addictions, and provide counseling. With such an understanding of the human mind and memory, they wouldn't necessarily need to use their mind-altering except for the most severe cases.

On the other, the worst kind of mind-rape. If one thing pisses me off, it's the idea that who I am has been replaced.

Regardless, while I wouldn't break out the flamethrower on sight, I sure as hell would be hesitant to trust one.
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>>14636122
Okay, but what if monstergirl hospitals are actually really good?
They probably have all sorts of healing shit that would fix you up in a few days tops.
The rest of the time would be like a cheesy nurse porno that ends with you getting a new wife.
Unless you already have a wife, then they send her in to "take care" of you during your stay.
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Momotaro girl when?
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>>14636012
>unless they cheated
That's a strange way of spelling "unless they were superior."
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>>14636134
kakuen
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>>14636122
>Monster girls caring about suicidal men
Nobody wants broken toys anon.
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>>14636138
Anon, stop taking his bait.
It's not even good bait.
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>>14636068
lel.
many thanks, anon.
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>>14636134
Fruit Girls when?
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>>14636124
Or maybe the Mindflayer will intentionally fuck with my mind in an effort to "cure" me of my hate for Mindflayers. And while she's at it she might as well turn me into "fix" a few other things she finds in there. I would never trust a Mindflayer in any circumstance, in fact I don't even want to be alone in the same room as one.

So, sure, while a Lilim can do a lot to you. She can't directly alter your mind, so if you have enough willpower you could in theory resist their bullshit. Also, it takes a lot more effort to externally alter a person's mind than it does for a Mindflayer to stick her tentacles in your brain and do it.
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>>14636102
> It would be silly for all of them to have this magical charm aura around them.
All succubi have this charm magic and the DL technically transform all the monsters into succubi so all MGs have that.

That's one of the main reason why Order sucks, all the dudes don't want to hurt MGs and are charmed by them.
That's also why the best order heroes are women too.

My headcanon is that they use it when they want to have a human man or to evade a fight. But I can see what you were saying. It's probably true too.
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Tiger Girls are scary.
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>>14635701
>Vamp Mosquitos don't get larger breasts from drinking blood
Wasted opportunity.
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>>14636146
That's why it's a Mindflayer. Think about it, they can instantly help you by taking away the roots of your depression and suicidal tendencies.
Do you not want to feel better? Do you not want help for this never ending pain we call life? Because I sure do.
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>>14636068
>http://exhentai.org/s/30af49f932/895706-48

Wow thanks Old Snake.
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>>14636146
Monstergirls do
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>>14636170
>You'll never be dragged away by a monstergirl expecting to get eaten only to get "eaten"
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>>14636068
The slimegirl one on page 57 is pretty great.
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>>14634941
Better yet, the venom makes him pass out.
>Manticore pins down guy and injects him with venom
>He passes out immediately and no amount of diddling can get him hard
>He wakes up to an extremely frustrated manticore
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>>14636146
They do in KC's world.

Mamono mana is able to cute autism and any other kind of mental illness you can think of. Which is kind of contradictory to the existence of Alps.
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>begrudgingly crossdresses so he can fuck those fat Dragon tiddies
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>>14636167
Succubi would sure, but I don't agree that all MGs would. It's a fact that the different types of MGs have certain inherent magical/physical abilities. A succubi for instance, might not be able to keep a man from freezing to death or save him from lava. I think it's reasonable to assume that a Yeti or non-magically inclined type wouldn't have charm magic.

I also (and this is headcannon) really doubt most of them would resort to using it even if they had it. If an MG can enslave you with her body, heart, and soul, what's the point? It would be pretty obvious to them that their charmed "husband" is only a magical slave.

I think magic would be a last resort either to protect themselves or to temporarily prevent a man from doing something stupid like killing himself rather than being captured.
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>>14636191
No they don't, they want powerful and rich men that don't have anything wrong with them.
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>>14636226
Anon you're confusing monster girls with human women again.
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>>14636226
Here's your reply anon
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>>14636158
would bleed over into blueberry expansion fetishim, and that would cause a fit
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>>14636224
can't enslave*

>>14636208
>contradictory to the existence of Alps
Just couldn't help yourself, could you?
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>>14636240
>blueberry expansion fetishim
How the fuck do you fetishize Willy Wonka stuff?
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>>14636226
Son? Did you get NTR'd?

>>14636247
Pure imagination?
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>>14636232
They both want the same thing.
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>>14636068
Oh God my sides
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>>14636165
>Or maybe the Mindflayer will intentionally fuck with my mind in an effort to "cure" me of my hate for Mindflayers.

Or maybe that dragon will break your pelvis so you can't run away. Again stupid what ifs because it has been stated several times within the universe they come from that MGs don't hurt you and will go for men that like their type.

The mindflayer won't go for you if you don't want her to, and she won't fuck with your brain if you don't want her to. The whole idea of being mindfucked is a stupid one because it won't happen unless you want it to. Only shitposters still cling onto that idiocy.

>So, sure, while a Lilim can do a lot to you. She can't directly alter your mind, so if you have enough willpower you could in theory resist their bullshit. Also, it takes a lot more effort to externally alter a person's mind than it does for a Mindflayer to stick her tentacles in your brain and do it.

It's a fucking Lilim she'll do with you exactly what she feels like and you won't resist shit. Since you're going all grimdark on mindflayers lets apply the same to everything: You're a weak brittle human that couldn't scratch a dragon's finger, you aren't going to do shit if a Lilim wants to erase your mind.

I don't know why I bother replying because if you weren't shitposting you wouldn't be pushing this retarded concept, it's blatantly stated to be false within MGE.

>>14636146
Don't apply 3DPD logic to 2D, thank you.
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>>14636226
>>14636258
>people falling for this guys tired schtick again
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>>14636258
One wants a loving husband to dote on and raise daughterus together. The other is a human female.
Same thing my ass.
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>>14636124
I never say that Mindflayers will hurt/kill you.
Mindflayers have their flaws, but killing is not of them.
I was talking about the Dragon burning you etc...
MGs will never hurt you no matter what if you're nice.

For the second part, I must admit it was my fault here. About rape, I meant mindrape.
If you aren't into a MG they release you at the end.
But a Mindflayer can make you love if she wants because of the mind control.
That's their main things like it's written in their profile.

Don't forget they aren't like other mamonos, they are the demon of chaos's minions and mind stuffs are their things.
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>>14636170
Remember to stay in your car when going on Monster Girl safaris.
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>>14636278
>Car
You're gonna need an APC to survive going through an MG safari.
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>>14636158
I guess barometz fits the bill. We could have different varieties of her, like strawberry barometz, peach barometz, and so on. The standard one is already citrus flavoured, anyway.
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>>14636278
No! How am I ever going to find a wife if I stay in the car?
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>>14636289
Reminder that Dr. Pepper Barometz is best Barometz.
Come at me shitlords.
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>>14635436
You can pay your heating bill in the winter with yeti cuddles by not using your heat
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>>14636290
I'd say your car could be your waifu, but they're better suited for being mothers.
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>>14636289
I want to fuck a Grape Girl!
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>>14636275
I think rewriting your mind to like them would fall under harming you, while it isn't blatantly stated otherwise I think we can all agree that's what one would consider harm.

I really don't think "harm" is purely intended as physical, after all MGs won't torment you mentally either.

There isn't really any point to this argument either, if you don't like mindflayers they won't go for you, they will go for that other anon who does. The issue is, if you post a mindflayer, you get 4-5 people who just have to stop you from liking things they don't like, and the thread derails.

Which reminds me, last reply on the issue, it's not like it's going anywhere anyway and the thread is about to die.
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>>14636290
Anon these are wild Monster Girls, not the domestic ones you find in the cities. They're dangerous!
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>>14636224
I guess it's the most plausible explanation.
Though I wonder what an Orc/Ogre/Amazons/Dark elves will do, since they like having humans slaves.
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>>14636300
That would be a bouncy, juicy, and all round entertaining time.
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>>14636301
>after all MGs won't torment you mentally either.
Oh you're so naive.
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>>14636306
But that's what I want! I want to bring a lion girl back to the city and teach her about modern society! And she would be my lovely dumbdere waifu! And then we'll reconnect with her animal side by going back to where we met in the wilderness every year for our anniversary! That should guarantee a daughteru every year for all the years!
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>>14636315
Anon, orgasm denial and making you moan like a whore isn't torment. I mean actual torment, the kind you don't like and isn't to an end you like either.
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>>14636170
>no jinko to stalk me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZgklu52Rus
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>>14636321
You can take the Jinko out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the Jinko.
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>>14636322
What if you don't like male orgasm denial and being a bitchboy?
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>>14636326
I want to frolic with jinko Cubs in the wild before waving goodbye
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If you are seething with anger, how would your waifu calm you down?

I'm kind of angry right now, i need to cool down.
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>>14636330
>tfw I still have dreams about that CC operator Jinko maid
It hurts when I'm not with her guys. Is rhis what having a waifu feels like?
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I like 'em pure, and I like 'em brown.
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>>14636372
>how would your waifu calm you down?
Blowjobs.
I am a simple man.
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>>14636372
Fuck off.
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>>14636301
>after all MGs won't torment you mentally either.
Depends.
The MGs who don't work for the Fallen God/Demons of chaos, sure.
The Shoggoths are an exception, since they fled form the DoC.
Shoggoths are the best waifu and the best maids.
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>>14636372
hugs, headpats, and whole lot of cuddling
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>>14636372
My waifu's smile.
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>>14636386
What is she supposed to be?
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>>14636330
>>14636362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-H20YACr6E
>no jinko to give belly rubs to
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>>14635928
Eh
Is it his old art work?
His latest dhampir and hinezumi were good
Did he revert back into shit? And it's not just faces - proportions, pose etc look very meh
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>>14636404
What type of reaction/voice will have a Jinko when she wants to fuck?
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>>14636421
Purrtalk? is that even a thing?
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>>14636404
Do you think humans zoos exist in the monster girl world?
Are the humans well treated?
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>>14636055
>MGs don't hurt men who aren't evil though.
But evil from whose point of view?

Or can MGs sense if someone is objectively evil? Where's the border of being considered evil?
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>>14636421
If you even see her before she tackles you, she'll probably give you the hungry eyes.
>>14636435
Someone was doing a story on this
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>>14636372
Rationalize with me, followed by gentle hugs and cuddles.

Either that, or she makes me watch either the 'Fish Slapping Dance' or the 'School Riot' incident from Match Game
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>>14636435
I think they're known as "prisons".
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>>14636403
human that turns into oni
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>>14636437
I think it's when they are edgy persons who kill for the sake of being evil.
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>>14636435
>>14636444
>tfw Hetzer is kill
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>>14636444
Oh, I remember that one. I don't remember it past the introduction, where a cyclops found a guy in an enclosure.
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Would The Order recruit bitter, cynical men and convert them to be used as cannon fodder?
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>>14636455
>Fish Slapping Dance
She wouldn't dare.
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>>14636444
Do you have a link about the zoo story please?
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>>14633704
Small Commission

>Semen Demon Lich for a Week

>Chubby Undead Barometz for Half a Day

>Oppai Loli/Shortstack Semen Demon Jorou-Gumo for Half a Day
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>>14636465
It has a yandere Werewolf in it.
I know because I suggested it.
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>>14636476
Only if their names are not important
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>>14636476
If they don't have a noble origin, yes.
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>>14636308
>slaves
And we were having such a pleasant discussion. I'm disappointed.
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>>14635928
I feel bad, I liked this picture. It's neat. I wouldn't mind two thick ara ara egyptian girls fighting like they were children.

Of course the Apophis should be the one to win.
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>>14636513
But she's mean!
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>>14636518
I like mean girls! I want a mean Apophis to make me her slave boy. To go with her new fallen Pharaoh/Maid
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>>14635694
Somoene take that poor Kiki as a maid already.
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>>14636508
Sorry but to be honest, the MGs I mentioned, consider these men as slaves before becoming their husbands.
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I started feeling more lonely and thought of monster girls more than usual and decided to check on these threads after months.
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>>14636521
No you don't. Not only is she mean, but she's no longer young and is getting up there in her years. She's also out of shape and is flabby everywhere, she's spilling out of her clothes. Then there's all her weird habits and kinks she'll force you to put up with.
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>>14636533
They're not going to be real, there's no point in caring about them.
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>>14633704

>Mummy, Species Norm, Semen Demon, one day

>Hellhound, Busty, Love Freak, one day

>orc, Hourglass shaped, Love Freak. one week

I'd stay with the hellhound. I fell that she wants to be in a happy loving, non-rape relationship and the fact that she is a hellhound makes it really hard for men to trust her.
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>>14636533
Hello friendo.
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>>14636521
>I like mean girls!
>Pharaoh/Maid
Good taste.
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>>14636531
I can't say for orcs and orgres, but I know for a fact Amazons in no way think of men as slaves. I'm reasonably sure Dark elves think of slaves in BDSM terms, not the literal sense.
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>>14636548
Hope is the last thing you lose.
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>>14636542
Oh goodness, it's like you're trying to convince me to be her slave boy. I'd be willing to indulge in just about any fantasy of hers, she's my master after all. I'm just her lowly slave boy, helpless to her whims.

>>14636554
Mean girls and seeing a haughty girl fall to an even haughtier girl is the best.
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>>14635928
The level of detail is amazing on this. But I have to agree that Barb has more practice to do with poses/proportions/faces.

Which is completely normal, it's just something he has to work on. The colors and detail are something he clearly mastered properly. His faces are already getting much better.
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>>14636562
Hope was one of the first things I lost.
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>>14636576
I want to believe.
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>>14636587
Don't, you'll only be more hurt in the end.
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>>14636567
You really want some old gross fat snake to do all sorts of weird things to you? Like walking you on a leash around her temple so everyone can see, or making you eat out of her hand, or shoving your face into the "grape fountain", or forcing you to do erotic dances and acts for her as she sips wine, or locking the Pharaoh into a chastity belt and forcing her to watch and clean up your bedtime sessions?
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>>14636576
I keep telling >>14636548 to myself every day but I'm stubborn like that.
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