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I've started project 'Fuck The World,' a top secret attempt to funnel magma to the outside. I'll kill those elephants. I'll kill ALL those fucking elephants.


Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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So, we meet again
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Maids are olev
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>>14620893
Dwarven fortresses frighten me.
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>>14620893
Holy shit son, that OP image looks uneasy on the eyes.
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>>14620893
nosg pls
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I wanna cuddle a big fat sleepy monster girl
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>>14620893
But it won't be magma anymore if it's outside.
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>>14620909
This is how the humanboy dies.
Be careful out there, big girls.
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>>14620915
Does it really matter?
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>>14620897
>Wendigo is trying to stalk a man
>Trips on her cloak, falls into a deep snow bank
>Man is alerted by muffled 'awawawa's
>Turns around to see top of he cloak sticking out
Cute. Would dig her out and take back to my camp for a hot meal and campfire cuddles.
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>>14620919
Darling would be okay. He works out.
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>>14620893
That's no dwarf!

All dwarves have beards!

Get that phony out of here!
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>>14620897
>>14620923
>The profile wendigo shows a loli ahegaoing as she's dripping sexual fluids between her legs like a faucet
>The combined efforts of Latenignt and our Anons have turned wendigos into cute, shy little things who can blush as red as a fire hydrant and put an emergency services siren to shame when embarrassed

Life funny sometimes.
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>>14620939
She's going to go in the time-out bag if she keeps doing that.
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>>14620942
Don't we also portray them as super fast ravenous carnivores?
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>>14620912
I want to motorboat her fat cat tats!
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>>14620942
The profile shows a late-stage wendigo who has her husband already. She's dripping because she'e impaled on cloak-monster cock 24/7. A pre-husband wendigo looks cute and clumsy just to lure men in. Play of their parenting instincts before melding with them. In ecret, they let out their lewd smiles and leak everywhere as they schlick to the though of future husband's monster dick filling them up.
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>>14620948
Yes, but I consider their ability to plow through snow like a retarded moose and
devour a whole leg of lamb in under six seconds part of their cute appeal.
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>>14620954
I agree with both of those points.
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>>14620954
>Plow through snow like a retarded moose
Do you think if I gave that wendigo kid down the street a few bucks she'd come and do my driveway?
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>>14620957
Make sure to reward her with that stereotypical strechy anime meat.
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>>14620893
>killing elephants
do you want zombie elephants? because that's how you get zombie elephants.
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Every winter I get a bunch of dumb Wendigos on my lawn and everytime I kick them off and hear them go "awawawawaawaawawa"

How do I keep them off my lawn?
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>>14620957
She'd come and do you for free.
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>>14620912
I want a big ol mantis to try and be sneaky despite her size!
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>>14620968
B-But anon! She's only 10! And I already have a girlfriend.
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>>14620964
Wendigos? I have an alp problem. I feed ONE alp and now I've got a half-dozen NEETing it up on my porch.
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>>14620964
If you pay a Salamander Girl to melt all the snow on your lawn they'll have nowhere to hide.
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>>14620969
Stop trying to make fat mantis a thing, please.
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>>14620974
I'd much rather an Alp problem then a Wendigo one, NEET alps sound much easier to manage than Awawwawaing Lolis. Wanna trade?
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>>14620974
Put rat poison in their food.
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>>14620973
But do you have a /wife/?
Careful there Anon, you may end up doing the plowing.
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>>14620978
Never!
She will be the thickest!

I also want a muscle yeti and an oppai Alice.
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>>14620973
>She's only 10!
She knows what your dick is for, she's old enough by monster standards.

>And I already have a girlfriend.
That can be fixed.
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>>14620981
>>14620984
Hey, if she's going to try and get fresh with me, I'm not at fault when she end's up extra crispy.
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>>14620998
Christ, I don't know how to quote. Meant to click >>14620987
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>>14620974
>I feed ONE alp
Well there's your problem. You give it to one and word gets around there's a guy willing to give it to gayboys. They'll all be at your door within a day.
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>>14620998
>You will never be hired by a pair of lewd Wyvern twins.
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x is best girl
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>>14620893
Mom, is that you?
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>>14621030
HEAVY

MACHINE

GUN
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>>14621029
No, Zero is best girl.
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I want to be gangraped by cats. All of the cats. Werecats, cheshires, nekomatas, jinkos and sphinxes! All at once! I want to be the desire of every impressionable catgirl in school, regardless of my grade!

Just no cait sith please. I don't want to become a pariah.
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>>14621045
No anon, you must answer.

What would you do if a Cait Sith came up and joined in the gangrape?
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You will serve.
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>>14621045
I want to be gangraped by most girls. Harpies, kitsunes, tanukis, amazons, monoeyes, spidergirls. I'll even do the double peace signs!
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>>14621050

Probably cry like a bitch because now everyone will think I'm a freak and the other cats might not want anything to do with me.
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>>14621051
Well yeah, that's why you pay me mam.
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>>14621051
Will she like me if I do?
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>>14620998
>Wyvern
>Crispy
Pls.
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>>14621061
I hear they're delicious deep-fried.
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>>14621058
>Pay

Ha!
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>>14621051
Y-Yes ma'am...
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>>14621051
I want Abossphis pet play

God I wanna serve her
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>>14621057
The Cait Sith notes your honest reaction and, being the monitor of the wishes of cats everywhere, leaves you to be gangraped by all other forms of cat-girl.
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>>14621051
I want health insurance! And competitive wages!
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>>14621051
Well depends.
I'm expecting enough pay, Monday-Friday fixed shifts as well as medical benefits and sick leaves.
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>>14621065
Oh, we're doing this whole schtick again.

Alright mam, I am your most loyal slave, would you care for a tongue bath or a massage first?
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>>14621068

venom stories get me hard
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>>14621068
Even if she makes you wear an animal ears headband?
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>>14621051
B-But I'm saving myself for that cute Riddlecat in Accounting!
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>>14621070
>>14621072
Ahohohohohoho!

No.
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>>14621065
You know, if you wanted employees that didn't require pay, I'm sure robots will do a much better job, and are much less likely to be seduced/distract customers.
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>>14621085
Never realized how hypnotic her stare is.

It's so, inviting....
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>>14621074
Oh God if she got me jacked on venom yes

>>14621075
Sure, I know she's a weird chunni fat weirdo, but she's still got that class and dominance to her. I want her to boss me around and use me to fulfill her weird anime fantasies. I want her to put a leash on me, and put peanut butter on her womanhood, and demand I lick.
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>>14621085
Then I'm going to Spadetail industries.

I'll be a cumpump over there, too, but at least they offer dental.
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>>14621076
I've got a thing for the Scheduledog in HR.
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>>14620893
>>14618465
I put the dragon company boss greentext into a pastebin for you guys. I quite enjoyed it, thanks for writing, anon.
http://pastebin.com/HaxpC4GC
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>>14621091
>Not working for 'Beyond the Grave Incorporated'.
>Not being your Vampire boss's personal assistant/blood bag.
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>>14621085
What a shitty company.
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>>14621096
But she's bossy!
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>>14621090
So you would be ok with some chubby aging snake filling your veins with her venom and pulling you towards her with a leash, telling you to get licking if you want to cum? What if she wanted to show off her pet to that annoying Pharaoh?
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>>14621103
Oh God yes, that CC Plump grape would be amazing. I'd gladly be an eager pet for her to show off to the Pharaoh and rub it in.
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>>14621096

Monsters in charge of human resources is an interesting take on things... hell, it'd probably be an improvement.
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>>14621091
>>14621098
Eh, I'd rather Tanu'Corp

They're pretty tough to get into but once you do then you've got access to some top notch healthcare and pay, unless you end up with the CEO meeting.

I mean, you always hear about the lucky son of a bitch that ends up marrying them all but that's pretty rare.
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I would very much like to have a Kunoichi and Mantis as maids.

What monster girls would you like to have as maids anons?
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>>14621100
Yes, and?
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>>14621113
A cat, with full frontal fat.
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>>14621113
Drunken master Satyros
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>>14621113
Nothing too complicated. Probably a werecat or a kobold.
Goddamn, they're cute.
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>>14621118
That sounds good too, now I want that along with my other two choices.
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>>14621113
Panda, kiki, salmander, and alice with varying degrees of pudge and muscle.
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>>14621113
A Queen Shoggoth.
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>>14621106
So you would let her ohohohoho as she taunts the brown overload about not having a good boy like yourself as you service her?
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>>14621132
Anon no.
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>>14621119
>All she does is get drunk and lie around all day.
>When you leave on business trips she throws wild toga parties with Bacchus and other Satyros.
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Here's a challenge for you guys. Have you been able to derive any real world benefit from your waifu? For example, mine inspired me to start lifting.
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>>14621147
It's frowned upon for me to walk around in plate mail while carrying a broadsword.
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>>14621147
I want to try and tip a Minotaur and have it go horribly wrong.
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>>14621147
She'll never be real. What's the point.
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>>14621152
I want to tip a Minotaur and have it go incredibly right.
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>>14621147

In a sense. She isn't the reason I started working out, but thinking about her makes me feel determined.
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>>14621113
Aside from a Kiki?

I remember getting a Hobgoblin maid at one point in some sort of fusion thing. Not quite sure how that would work out, but it should prove to be interesting.
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>>14621134
Would I let her? That's not my place to decide, I'm her pet after all. But damn if her ohohohoing and calling me a good boy wouldn't fill me with happiness. I love pleasing my chubby CC Apophis boss in anyway I can.
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>>14621153
Because even if she'll never be real, she can still have a real world impact, and do some real good through you. In that way, you make her real, even if just a bit. I pity the man who wouldn't do that for his waifu.
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>>14621113
An alp maid. I need her to grumble at the humiliation, which will only distract her long enough for me to sneak up on her and whisper what a good job she's doing and what a fetching maid she is
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>>14621155
Is that where you tip her and manage to get away in time? With a pair of her panties?
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>>14621152
>>14621155
Would it be considered "going horribly wrong" or "going incredibly right" if you ended up getting raped?
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>>14621164
Would you put her in a too small uniform so that she keeps giving you unintentional panty shots?
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>>14621160
So all she would have to do to make you hers is just call you cute and snap on a fancy collar?
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I want to be raped with venom and become absolutely addicted to it!
I want to become completely dependent on the venom!
I want to become the sex slave for my venom provider!
She would secretly be suffering because she realizes that I am broken and unable feel true love to her
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>>14621113
Am I allowed to cross the fetishwear streams? Because I'm just saying: Dark Priest Maids.
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>>14621171
Of course. The more kyaas I can make her produce in a single day, the better.

Also, absolute territory will be part of the uniform too.
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>>14621169
Yes. Along with a kiss on the cheek.

>>14621170
Well that depends on if you like that kind of thing or if you don't like that kind of thing.
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>>14621173
Stinky takes what stinky can get.
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>>14621173
What if she wanted to cute your addiction?
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>>14621172
Well when you put it that way it seems shallow. She's getting older, has a not-slim figure, and needs a man. I'm a young inexperienced and available boy. She'd be dominate, I'd be submissive, we can fulfill each others needs well.

I mean, if she wants to like, see a movie after we have exhibitionist pet play sex on Pharaoh's lawn, I guess I'd be OK with that.
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>>14621175
Anon you're stepping into territory no man can withstand
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I want to have a slightly chubby Lilim childhood friend who likes cosplaying. Especially during sex.
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>>14621189
>Cure his addiction
>Reveal the truth that in her heart she already knows
>That he never loved her, only the pleasure her venom could bring
>She puts him under again

[suffering intensifies]
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>>14621193
I'm not stopping, not until I can get a Dark Priest Maid Police Officer Schoolgirl Cheerleader.
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>>14621191
Well duh you'll do that stuff. She has emotional needs too. As well as a mother that nags her for not finding a nice man to settle down with.
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>>14621198
...magical girl.
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>>14621198
Anon you have to stop, the universe can't take that kind of stress.
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>>14621198
Anon no, mankind was never meant to have boners of that magnitude!
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>>14621178
Nice,

would she be a fit tomboy?
A chubby girl who's change was barely noticed?

Black hair? Red hair? Blonde?
What eye color?

>>14621195
I want to headpat a loli lilim and call her a good girl
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>>14621196
She should have known. All men are too shallow to love a horrid beast like her.
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>>14621145
Hey, cut it out.
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>>14621203
How much more until the universe breaks? Can I have a Dark Priest Maid Police officer Schoolgirl Cheerleader Magical Girl Nurse?
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>>14621211
Anon stop this madness!
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>>14621199
Well I can be a good husband for her to show off to her mother! I'm young, obedient, loyal, subservient, and I'm good at cooking and cleaning. I'd be the perfect husband for her, and more than capable of giving that mother Grandkids before her daughter becomes too old for them!
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>>14621211
How about a Magical Girl Hitman Pirate Smuggler Dominatrix?
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>>14621219
I want to walk in on a dire minotaur pretending to be a magical girl.
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>>14621218
Those are all the qualities of a good husband.
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>Be young city boy
>Recently moved into a decent looking apartment
>But much to your chagrin, the rent price and your salary don't correspond well with one another
>Fortunately for you, your savior comes in the form of a single mother of one
>Oliva, your landlord
>The busty Orc would have you act as her personal courier that'd deliver a variety of recipes to her friends
>Mouth-watering foods like spicy fried chicken with honeybee honey drizzled on top, sweet chili sauce made with dryad cane sugar, etc.
>While she paid nicely for each errand, you couldn't help but feel how something is missing
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>>14621206
I dunno man, wouldn't you rather a girl with more meat on her bones?
Imagine her using her magic to make her body look like any girl from anything and making sure she acts like that character too.
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I would fuck a monster girl police officer non-stop until she becomes a twitching mass of pleasure.
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>>14621227
>Despite her status as a lonely single mother and a monstergirl at that, Oliva would never ask you for sex
>The woman has a body reflective of the most devout Hathorite, but the libido of an Order eunuch
>Though in moments of close contact her already pink face would glow bright like a Unicorn on her first date
>You've since chalked those up to coincidental hot flashes
>Do monsters even have those
>But seriously, how does this woman handle herself on full moons?
>For the past few full moons, you never heard a peep from her
>...At least until this one anyways
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>>14621236
Not at this moment.
I'd just want to pat her head, call her a good girl, and then go on my merry way.
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>>14621237
You're still going to get arrested.
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>>14621243
Then I'm going to do the same to those inmates and guards. You can't stop me anon.
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>>14621219
Any monster girl with Megumi Toyoguchi's voice would be fine by me.
Though preferably a moody grapesnek.
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I want to go out in my lewdest clothes on a full moon but my meido won't let me
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>>14621239
>During a particularly chilly winter night, you awoke to the sound of someone hastily, yet carefully unlocking your apartment's front door
>A quick gander at your calendar made things quite clear
>Before you could retrieve anything from your bedside anti-rape kit, a large pink figure burst through your bedroom door and promptly pinned you to your silken bedsheets
>An exquisite weight settled itself on your pelvis while a sweet, carnal scent filled your nostrils
>Shaken from your rude awakening your eyes bore into a familiar body
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>>14621246
All of them?
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>>14621243
Anon, you act like she didn't arrest him under somewhat shady charges only to drive her car somewhere secluded and ride him senseless.
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>>14621253
All of them.
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>>14621251
>Breasts the size of watermelons that always looked as though they were swollen with milk
>Thick thighs reflective of a presumably sedentary lifestyle, and a hobby pertinent to the culinary
>An hourglass figure with a soft belly in the center
>A plump shapely ass that's lucky it can fit in a single chair
>Silver shoulder-length hair
>All rounded off by a round face, large floppy ears, and a cute sproinkable tail
>This is Oliva alright
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>>14621248
I want a moody Grapesnake to complain to me for not wearing the clothes she buys me.
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>>14621255
>ride him senseless.
Wrong.
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>>14621257
Anon, do you know what they do to inmates like you in monstergirl prisons?
It starts off great yeah, but then you end up getting beaten down by a bunch of dark elves and forced to eat them out in some secluded corner of the laundry room while the guards turn a blind eye.
Eventually they'll get tired of you and sell you to one of the big names in prison like a high ranking member of the Tailpussy Mob.
And once you're out no-where but the brothels will even bother to give you a job, and the memory of how tight that Manticore's tailpussy was will haunt your dreams as you spend what little money you have on food and Manticore barbs.
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>>14621257
Even 9 Tail Susan? Or Manbreaker Madelyn? Or the Creep? Then there's the guards.
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>>14621260
>The pink piggies normally maternal expression has since then been replaced with an unfamiliar one
>A face that showcases the desire to breed a tribe full of daughters
>After a few minutes of heavy breathing, Oliva finally speaks up
>”Just a few hours ago, you were my tenant”
>”But after tonight, you’re gonna be my husband!”
>Oh boy, here we g-
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>>14621268
Well what else is a monstergirl cop going to do to a guy in the back of her car?
Cowgirl is pretty much the best backseat sex position.
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>>14621269
That's not happening to me anon.

>>14621270
Every single one of them, even the Warden.
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>>14621097
um... I was the one who wrote that and I allready put it in my own pastebin
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>>14621277
That's why you bend her over the hood and fuck her while the dashcam records the two of you.
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>>14621280
Many men prouder and stronger then you have tried to break the Warden. They all failed.
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>>14621280
That's what I said anon, but look at me now.
Working in a cheap brothel, living in a shitty apartment, and with only enough cash for todays meal and the next fix of manticore venom.
It wasn't my fault man, I didn't know I was shipping condoms. They never told me what was in the boxes.
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>>14621285
I didn't see a pastebin anywhere. link me, please
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>>14621287
Anon, you seem to have missed the part about how it wasn't consensual.
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>>14621269
I want to be a tailpussy slut.
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>>14621292
http://pastebin.com/QcHdxLx5
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>>14621274
Fug I should've made each section longer and actually appealing to read. But I reap what I sow I guess, so I might as well end it off here.

>Oliva immediately tears off your skivvies and forces your body on top of hers
>All in the span of three seconds
>Holy shit
>After getting a whiff of her pheromones earlier, you’ve been eager to get your dick wet since
>Olivia wraps her hands around the back and pulls you down to her lips and whispers:
>”Make me yours, little courier boy~”
>Without further ado, you coat your length in the nectar of her surprisingly tight folds
>Olivia’s moaning quite a lot for someone that’s a single mom
>Once lubed up, you align your cock to her pussies waiting entrance
>As you slide in, you take in a lot of things
>A resistance not too dissimilar from the kind you felt while you lubed up
>A slick, indescribable sensation that feels better than any onahole you’ve used in the past
>And the feeling of your dicking piercing through something a smooth fleshy barrier

>At that moment Oliva bit her lower lip, tears of joy streaming from her half-lidded eyes
>No fucking way
>How could she still be a virgin at her age?
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>look outside window
>see the crescent moon hanging over the church
>for some unholy reason, it's red like a harvest moon
>and tilted on its side

It looked like a red eye glaring down at the world. Is it a sign? pls gib demon girl gf o mighty blood moon
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>>14621300
thanks
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>>14621301
It's okay, I was paying attention.
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>>14621289
But I will succeed anon, it is my destiny.

>>14621291
You were weak and because of that you failed, but I will not.
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>>14621301
pastebin?
I'm a sucker for p'orc smut.
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>>14621301
Wait, wasn't she a single mother?
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>>14621308
Just give up and serve your time.
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>>14621297
But anon, I would make it consensual.
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>>14621309
Have at it: http://pastebin.com/EFHe9yH7
>>14621312
If I ever get back to this travesty, I might dig into the single mother aspect of her.
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I took a window seat today, and only on the next stop someone sat next to me. She was a big girl, and her arm came over to my side so much that we were quite... snug. I could feel her heat radiating through both our coats. She was taller than me by so much, my head only reached up to her shoulder. This situation was perfect for me. The rocking of the bus made me hard, a tilt of my head to the left let me look at her reflection in the window, a tilt to the right let me bask in her scent. And she took the seat willingly, like a fly landing in the spider's web without hesitation!
Public transportation is truly a marvel. Maybe the Japanese and their train-molesters have the right idea.
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How long until Loen opens commissions
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>>14621298
No. No you really don't.
It haunts your dreams man, you just want to go back and find the one who got you once you get out. It's all so hollow without the venom.
>>14621308
At least I wasn't crazy enough to try to fuck the warden.
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>>14621313
Never.
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>>14621269
I want a manticore to ambush me in the showers, pin me to the wall with her big meaty paws, and milk my balls dry with her huge, throbbing tailpussy while she steals greedy, hungry kisses.
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>>14621304
You know how this works, anon. If you want your demon, there's always a price to pay.
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>>14621034
ROCKIT LAWNCHAIR
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>>14621301
So her daughter was adopted? Time travel? mamono mana?
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>>14621322
You have no idea what the Warden is.
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>>14621327
I'll explain it, maybe.
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>>14621321
That's because you're weak and didn't take risks.
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>>14621323
That happens. I only avoided it because those dark elf bitches sold me to a higher ranking member of the Tailpussy Mafia for a few tailspikes and a cold beer each.
Arguably what happened to me was worse. Every day five times every few hours.
I swear to god she looked at me like she was going to hunt me down when she got out when I was released.
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>>14621328
It matters not who she is anon.
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>>14621333
No RP pls, not this early on.
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>>14621336
Yes it does you fool!
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>>14621328
I never saw the warden, but I heard rumors.
I heard she's a Lilim, one of the Demon Lord's own. Depending on who was talking she either had tits bigger than watermelons, an ass to put all other asses to shame, or both. Or neither.
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>>14621325
The focus and depth on those tits is bothering me. They must be far cloaer to me then her torso, almost absurdly.
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>>14621320
Is that the entire picture?
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>>14621344
Then you'll know my name as the first man to both mindbreak and cumflate a lilim!
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>>14621341
Explain to me how it matters anon, for I see no reason to care. I only care about planning how I'll fuck her.
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>>14621347
no

old loen daki
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>>14621351
Ahh
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>>14621333
They can do anything they want with me as long as they cuddle me afterwards.
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>>14621325
I was an altar boy for nearly a decade. Does that make me a tempting target?
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>>14621348
I don't even know if she's a Lilim you crazy bastard, I said I never even saw her.
She could be a Dragon, or a Dark Matter, or a fuckin' Kobold for all I know.
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>>14621356
>cuddling
Anon, I was in there for five years and the only warmth I ever felt was the feeling of flesh against flesh during sex. No cuddling, only being used for sexual relief.
All of us had our own cells anyway, we weren't allowed to sleep in the same beds.
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Undead "Giants"
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>>14621319

Dat Moo.
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>>14621350
She used to be an "iterrogator" during the war. Battle hardened men broke before her and told her everything because of her skills in giving pleasure.
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>>14621362
You deserved what you got.
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>>14621359
Then I'll find a lilim and mindbreak/cumflate it, and then I'll do the same to the Warden!
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>>14621369
Please explain to me how I deserved five years of imprisonment and rape that ruined my life and made me a manticore venom addict for unknowingly shipping condoms.
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>>14621368
Ah that doesn't sound so bad, she'll be easy.
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>>14621375
Not so bad? She can OD a man for days on end! She can give him brain melting orgasms if only he submits! She can take wannabes and show them for what they are.
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>>14621363
Anyone?
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>>14621326
TWO MACHINE GUNS
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What do you want kid, I'm a busy lady!
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>>14621389
I've got the money, you got the spikes?
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What's good this season? Any anime with mgs?
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>>14621389
You smell and you'll die a virgin!
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>>14621383
I've seen worse, she sounds like she's all talk.
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>>14621396
Bullshit. I know you're lying.
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>>14621394
Still waiting for My Hero Academia and Diamond is Unbreakble.
Three more months until I can start watching anime again.
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>>14621384
Giants are kind of a no-no.
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>>14621397
The only one that's lying is you anon, the warden will be easy. The guards and inmates will be much harder.
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>>14621399
BnHA airs in three months? Excellent.
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>>14621402
Not the Giantess giants, the 6-8 ft kind of big girl.
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>>14621384
>throwing a hotdog down a hallway
No thanks.
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>>14621410
>6 foot
>big
Manlet please leave.
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>>14621414
Of course no one would want to waste a perfectly goof frankfurter by throwing it on the floor.
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>>14621406
How do you think she became warden in the first place? She's tougher then any weasel that tries to face her.
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>>14621423
That's what she wants you to think.
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>>14621408
It start airing sometime in April, same as Diamond Is Unbreakable.
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>>14621427
But she is.
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Behold, the lazy Onee-san-esque Monster Girl, in her natural habitat!
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>>14621358
>Altar boy
>10 years of sexual repression and 'piety'
Ooh, you're gonna be a fun one for them
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>>14621435
Shouldn't guns be kept in a safe place?
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>>14621421
Right? Who would even think to do that?
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>>14621435
Translation when?
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>>14621439
She's already dead!
What do you care?

>You'll never have a lazy zombie neighbor whose lived through every war since the sacking of rome before wighting.
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>>14621435
Gonna slap her titties around
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>>14621435
>Guns lying on the bed as she sleeps
Good thing she's already dead.

Also, I don't remember Zombina having thick hips with a buttfang-tier gap.
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>>14621444
But they might be dirty or broken, or someone else will mess with them.
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>>14621435
Doppel, no!
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>>14621443
I think someone did a rough translation once. Long story short, Zombina forgot to do her stretches before going to bed, rigor mortis set in, and now Doppel is teasing her.
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>>14621449
Well have you ever seen her in her underwear before?
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>>14621453
I meant, is the new chapter out and is it translated?
Because I was told it was a MON arc and the MON girls are top tier.
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>>14621456
Swimsuit, but close enough. Her hips were not that big before.
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>>14621464
Are you saying that's a bad thing?
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>>14621395
You know under normal circumstances I'd let this weak insult pass by but insults while on break?

Awwww heellllll no, enjoy your new life as a slave for a filthy stink bug!

>>14621392
Boss is up the way in the tent, she handles the business.
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>>14621464
If she's a fujo, does that mean I have to suck an Alp's big black spadetail?
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>>14621471
Not at all. Just an interesting observation.
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>>14621474
What kind of stink bug?
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>>14621476
>Not sucking on your waifu's tail anyway
What are you, gay?
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>>14621464
She might've replaced them with bigger ones.
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>>14621478
Creepy crawly.
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>>14621485
Ha! I love creepy crawlies!
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>>14621438
Joke's on them I learned to mastubate when I was 10. None can stop my fap hand!
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>>14621476
That sounds hot
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>>14621501
>Masturbating comparing to cumming from sex
>Cumming from succubus sex
Hahaha, no. You're gonna be lucky if you don't black out by the time you finish. Though she's sure to make it enjoyable.
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>>14621489
And they love you. You're happy family!
>>14621507
It's really awkward though.
>Yeah, suck it buckaroo!
>Radical! Use your tongue more, Daddy-O!
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>>14621501
Do you also get the horrible feeling you're going to die in a car crash before you can properly repent?
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>>14621515
That's when you tell the Alp to shut it, or worst case put your finger in her mouth to suck. The fujo Monster Girls are paying for us to make out, not for her to talk weird.
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Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to keep your waifu away from super science labs.

One day she's all chipper and rainbows before showing up that evening turned into a chimera with another species, part golem from an experiment gone wrong, undead from an experiment gone wrong, aged up or down a couple years, had some of her bits enlarged or reduced, or come home with an 'evil twin' that's really just a palette swapped version of her thats a little straightforward about what she wants.
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>"Wan!"
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>>14621561
D-Do titties really work like that?
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>>14621561
That' a big dog.
I want to make her bigger.
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>>14621571
they do if you BELIEVE enough!
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>>14621571
Pat the nice doggie, Anon.
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>>14621514
I don't think she knows how powerful my hand is.
>>14621522
The thought of dying in a car crash because of a fucktarded driver honestly scares me. I've seen entire vehicles get fucking disintegrated because of shitty truck drivers
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Those big fat wock thighs
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>>14621616
>Thick thighs in stocking pants
>Puppies in a knit sweater
This is my fetish
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I want a devil to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to laugh so hard her blue face turns a darker shade of blue!
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>>14621624
Bestest taste. Every monstergirl should have a picture where they're wearing that. Even the slimes.

>That full, curvy figure
>Those plump, milky breasts
>Those perfectly rounded, begging to be grabbed hips
>Those big, velvety ears
>All those thick, soft tails
>Those amber eyes and that gentle smile on her lips
>Those shiny thighs, just demanding that they be squeezed as she's pushed onto the bed with her legs pulled up in the air
>And the way that downward streaked sweater follows the slight curve of her tummy, wrapping around even her mons pubis

Sweet god, I want to make Ran a mother.
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>>14621561
>That paw shaped gap
It's like she's begging someone to stick it in there and fuck her tits.
I bet it'd be super tight.
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Jub-Jubs are lewd-lewds http://i.imgur.com/3KU6bNx.jpg
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>>14621697
I'd jub that jub
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>>14621697
Source?
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>>14621756
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53827266
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Draw, pilgrim.
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I want to go on wacky adventures with a Cheshire.
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>>14621819
Why is she pouting?
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>>14621822
He's probably not laughing at her awful jokes.
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>>14621819
But that implies going to Wonderland
And we all know what's going in there
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>>14621840
Wonderful things?
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>>14621851
On second thought let's not go to Wonderland, it is a rather lewd place.
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>>14621227
>>14621239
>>14621251
>>14621260
>>14621274
>>14621301
Down boner. We're at work
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>>14621819
I should have wrote a description on the pic itself, i was thinking of adding more girls as he goes deeper in is "completly lost" journey

>>14621822
She pouts because no sex
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>>14621865
Planning on adding the entire wonderlnd cast?
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>>14621865
I want that Panda to train me wrong as a joke!
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>>14621865
>i was thinking of adding more girls
Paladin's adventures with monster girls sounds nice.
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>>14621871
Go away, wimp blow
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>>14621868
Yes, we'll see if i'll add more but that would be a good start
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How would your waifu react if you became addicted to the smell of her paws?

Would she get you help? Would she wear gloves? Something else?
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>>14621913
What would dormouse paws even smell like? I don't want to be mouse sniffer.
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>>14621913
She doesn't even have paws. What do feathers smell like?
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>>14621908
A
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>Be out inna woods hiking to help get /fit/ for monster girls
>See 8 foot tall muscled to shit Grizzy bear girl, and I mean bigger than Mr.Universe big.
>Play dead
>She walks over as you play dead
>She is worried you're actually dead and does everything except actually checking your heartbeat and pulse to resuscitate you.
How do you respond
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>>14621914
Join us.
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>>14621921
I would feel bad, make her now that I'm alive and then probably get raped.
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>>14621936
know*
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>>14621932
I'll never join you! You moused my father!!
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>>14621942
Don't know what that means, but I do know you want to sniff sweaty Maus spats.
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A good man never memes his waifu.
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>>14621949
Whoever you are, get out of my mind.
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>>14621958
ASSUMING CONTROL
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>>14621921
Basically this >>14621936
I couldn't handle seeing her worried
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Oh no! Your Waifu, who is not yet your waifu, is standing all alone in the park! This is your time to swooce in and seduce her, but how do you do it!?
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>>14621389
>bandit
that's a knight
bandits don't fucking wear plate armor
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>>14621363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsDAiGJutNk
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>>14621962
>Let's plot a course... intercourse!
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>>14621962
Baby, if I was gonna mess around with the alphabet, I'd but b nest to u to spell how beautiful you are!
>>14621964
They do if they've robbed a knight.
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>>14621962
Easy da na.
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>>14621959
SnIFf thE MouSe!
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>>14621973
Vampire rebels. Quick call the head maid.
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>>14621982
Didn't mean to reply.
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>>14621389
Let me ride yo-..I mean with you.. to battle!
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>>14621959
Assume the position?
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>>14621962
>Mindflayer
I'll just walk up to her and let things happen
I might say that I like squids if I see her hesitating
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>>14621921
Assume the fetal position, protect the head and go for the eyes.
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>>14621325
Is that price truly worth a semen demon?
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>>14622002
That's up to you to decide.
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>>14622002
No.
t. Doc Faust PhD.
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>>14621184
Have fun
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>>14622007
Faustus please, you suck.
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>>14621325
>tfw no demon cult to topple the city from within.
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>>14621438
Tanning/browning...

So good!
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>>14621962
>h-hey did you lose your pyramid?
>no? hahaha that's funny because I thought I found it
>well, if you wanna know it's in my pants
>see you around?
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The Elusive Lich has brought you back from the dead because she needs the best of the best of the best to lead a ragtag bunch of misfits against impossible odds and save the galaxy!
Who do you recruit?
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>>14621384
I would. Bet she's tight
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>>14622017
I only need one man. John motherfucking McClane.
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>>14621913
Hopefully she'd just let me rub and nuzzle her paws much more. I'd love and sniff her all over, becoming addicted to her body's scent in general, but her paws are that much more sensitive.
I'd understand it if she became just as enamoured with my own hands in the same way.

>>14621962
Probably try to hit things off by pointing out constellations to her, and stargazing together. A cold winter night in a park far from civilisation would be a nice setting for that sort of thing.
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>>14621962
Start by introducing myself and striking up a conversation? May be about how I find her 'species' interesting
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>>14622023
He's a movie character. You must've suffered some brain damage.
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>>14622026
Hitler's reformed ashes.
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>>14621961
>>14621921
I would do the same as these anons
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>>14622017
Screw the galaxy, I'mma get me some booty.
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>>14621170
yes and it would be both. The absolute best
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>>14622017
A tanuki, an oni, an alruane, and an amazon.
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>>14622017
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>>14622009
>muh walpurgisnacht
>muh sabbath
>muh vanity of human ambition

Faust did nothing wrong.
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>>14622052
Is he smiling because he knows the difference between him and common man?
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>>14622050
So what are their specialties?
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>>14621147
My nigga. Get swole for her anon.
>DO IT FOR HER
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>>14622059
Weapons, CQC, impenetrable shield, and combat pilot. In that order.
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>>14621364
>Dem abs
A woman like this will come into my life. And I'm /fit/ enough that she won't be disappointed.
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>>14622060
His penis sure will get swole when I cuckhold anon.
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>>14621147
I don't really have a "waifu" exactly but my favourites have had real world benefits for sure.

Since I started loving Ushi-Onis and Hellhounds so much I've been less nervous around spiders and dogs which I used to have problems with.
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>>14622072
You bitch, there's no way his faithful waifu would do that
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>>14622031
This image makes me think of a story where a succubus scholar like in pic just kidnaps your from your reality and bring you to hers, where the magical gifted live in floating islands.

The catch would be that she makes you do all sort of stuff as her assistant but nothing lewd nor she insinuates to you, yet that Succubus allure is still present, fucking you up in the mind and making you want to dick her.

The idea needs more work though.
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>>14622031
>tfw conquering the galaxy with your demon masters.
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>>14622076
Semen's semen man.
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>>14622079
A scholar specializing in obscure linguistics ala Milo Thatch is dragged to some dig site by archaeologists who need his help to translate something, and through the power of wacky hi-jinks he ends up stepping through a portal into a different dimension, where a sexy librarian Succubutt picks him up as her assistant while he works on a way back home?
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>Tfw everyone else has cute Mice, Anubi, Woks and shit, and all you've got is this freaking Valkyrie with burning eyes that follows you around all day referring to you as the 'Sword of Michael' while speaking in this weird dual voice that makes it so whatever she says in English is also whispered in Enochian and has no sense of personal space.
>No goddammit, I don't have time to strike down the wicked today, I've got a union meeting at seven in the fucking morning.
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>>14622024
>Probably try to hit things off by pointing out constellations to her, and stargazing together.
>H-hey. Look up. heh. S-stars. T-that one's the cross. Heh.
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>>14622085
That's like comparing your best, most favorite meal to that nasty pseudo-meat stuff. All semen is not created equal.
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>>14622089
Well I don't even have a waifu.
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>>14622072
>>14622085
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>>14622089
For some reason I read that last quote in Karl Pilkington's voice. I kind of want to see how he'd react to monstergirls.
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>>14622089
>not spending every hour that isn't part of the façade you maintain to keep the people you love safe fighting the evil mechanisms of the Dark Order
>not casting The Morning Star back into the pit where he belongs
>not letting her feel special for being right beside the man she loves as you fight for JUSTICE
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>>14621319
Should have pretended to start nodding off, then slumped into her shoulder
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>>14622089
>She starts babbling about all that important shit
>Pull out your dick
>Start jacking off
>Never break eye contact
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>>14622113
>so I thought this "Sabbath" thing sounded kinda olright you know
[Mocking laughter reaches new heights]
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>>14622086
Was thinking more of a summoning kind of thing, that would be why she treats you as her assistant, and the succubutt would be too focused on her scholar stuff so that would lead to the whole sexual tension thing.

I kind of like the idea but i'm not that experienced on writefaggotry to develop it fully.
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>>14622125
A daki and a wallscroll
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>>14622128
>"Y-You're the goddess's Holy... thick... throbbing u-uh, sword. You must join her fuck, I-I mean, fight!"
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>>14622125
nothing because she doesn't exist and she never will
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>>14622136
And you never will be if you don't start, you pansy.
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>>14622136
Reminds me of Patchy doujins tbhdesuwa
>>14622143
This too

>>14622140
Valkyries are pure m8. You'd lose the dick and gain a love of smiting filthy mamono in return
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>>14622140
>Valkyrie fruedian slips

I love it.
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>>14622118

Hey it's not like I don't do the smiting thing on occasion, it's just that I've got a job, rent and bills to take care of, I'm not some 14 year old with all the free time in the world anymore!

Oh, did I mention that? This's been going on since before I could shave. You remember hearing about that slavery ring about ten years back that kidnapped kids, amputated their limbs and sold them to disturbingly rich and just plain disturbing monsters uptown?

No?

You're fucking welcome.
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>>14622160
>Not having the city/church pay you to do your hero thing
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>>14622160
Don't act all high and mighty because you have arms to type with faggot.
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>>14622160
As a former slave and current Emperor of Mars, I think having your limbs removed is a mild inconvenience at best and if a Mindflayer wants to play kinky, you should indulge her. It all grows back in a jiffy.
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>>14622160
Ever since my shoggoth waifu replaces my arms with ones made from her flesh, everything has been great, she just makes me jerk off at awkward times, and because my legs are hers I can't run away but it's not an issue!
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>>14622135
>Yeah, so I went to this Sabbath thing. Those little Jewish girls seemed really friendly. That's what religion needs nowadays you know, friendly little girls with punch and pie.

>They're not jews, Karl you dope
>Shhh Ricky, let 'im finish
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>>14622118
This anon gets it. Deus will sure as fuck vult
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>>14622184
You're on a dangerous path, if you don't keep your maid in check you will slowly become one with her.

Do you really want to have constant, bizarre sex?
Can you hold onto your sanity even after sharing every sensations with her?
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>>14622094
I'd like to think I could start it off with a relatively normal "Nice night tonight", or maybe ask if she's into astronomy too.
But given that it'd be me, talking to a cool, beautiful anubis, that's probably exactly how I'd screw it up.
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Succulent Succubutt, no Alps guaranteed!
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>>14622089
Tsk, to think we'd meet here of all places "hero".
When will you learn that your two-bit heroics are only delaying the inevitable collapse of this sinful world as it falls down around you like a rotten house of cards?

Enough talk. Let us finish our battle tonight. By the dawn only one of us shall stand, basking in the light of righteousness.
Come! Let our blades sing a duet of twisted steel and rent flesh! Let us put the full stop on the final page of our mutual epic!

DARK VALKYRIE BLADE SUMMONING - PANDEMONIUM,
BASK IN THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES
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>>14622052
This one too.
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>>14622213
I want to feast upon s-tarou's flesh so i can acquire his power
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Would you a more "classic" harpy?
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>>14622228
>Cute human face
>Human tits
>Huge fluffy wings

Yeah.
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>>14622228
That's a lot of feathers, I'm not sure that I can manage that much fluff
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>>14622213
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>>14622228
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>>14622228
Yeah
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>>14622228

Discarding that harpys in Dragon's Crown are vicious as hell and that even the babies are dangerous of course.
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>>14622240
What are you doing
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>>14622228
I probably would, given her big and fluffy wings, but having your legs gripped by her claws like that looks uncomfortable.
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>>14622240
You havin' a giggle there m8?
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>>14622245
But the babies are cute.
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>>14622252
They're the cutest things ever.
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>>14622217

Ya know what, Steve? Remember when I was at my Mom's funeral and you suddenly showed up, kicked my grandma in the chest, and starting spouting your shit in front of all my assembled family and friends?

Remember how badly I beat the ever-loving shit out of you and you only survived because you crapped your pants so bad the smell brought me out of my overwhelming, homicidal rage?

Yeah...

Gettin' real tired of your shit...
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I want to gag my Kobold daughteru with her own used panties and lots of duct tape! Then I want to have my Kobold waifu cradle our daughteru in her lap while I sit across from them and finger our daughteru!
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>>14622278
I too remember our battle in the Vale of the Fallen.
How could I forget the first time you let yourself fall into the pit of despair and anger, blinded to the screams of the innocent as the walking featherdusters sang their symphony of shrieks and your beloved family saw you for what you truly are?
A monstrous puppet dancing to the barbaric pipings of his cruder emotions.

Fufufu. I feel nothing over such trivialities. My mind and soul is an arrow loosed at the heart of the universe.
To you I am everything, to me you are merely gravity, I take you into account and overcome you, for my hand is steady and my aim is true.

Also my dark lady of battle Elysium el Moloch von Hell-font XIII wants that dress back from her sister. You told us she was just getting it dry-cleaned but it's been three months already.

And stop calling me Steve, my name's Midnight's Sun now, we've been over this.
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>>14622192
>An Idiot And Broads
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THICK

MEATY

ELVES
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Friendly reminder that dicking the daughteru is the best way to keep her healthy and feeling loved.
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>>14622326
You rang?
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I want to get into the dragon company!
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>>14622334
what redundant advice. Every waifu is some one's daughteru. I'll dick your daughteru.
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>>14622355
You absolutely will not.
I'm already dicking her.
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>>14622334
Sabbath shills belong on pikes.
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>>14622369
Fine, I'll dick your waifu's motheru.
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>>14622374
>implying you can't dick your 'of age' daughteru or you oppai loli daughteru
Daughterus come in all shapes and sizes anon, don't be such a simple sally.
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>>14622334
My daughter already has a husband.
Doing what you suggested would be NTR.
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>>14622334
It's the right thing to do.
>>14622374
Adult daughterus are the best daughterus.
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>>14622375
eeew
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>>14622382
If she has a husband that's fine. Most monstergirls never will though, as cute human boys are in shirt supply.
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Don't overdo the daughteru-dicking, let them go on a raping spree from time to time

I'm sure you're all aware of what happens when you dick your daughteru too much
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>>14622402
You end up like the Kobold-daughterufag?
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>>14622402
What happens?
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>>14622402
Yandaughteru
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What will you do when your daughteru brings home a boy?
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>>14622411
Let's just say that you end up with a second wife

>>14622409
>>14622415
Those are also possible risks
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>>14622422
I'm already at home anon.
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>>14622409
There's nothing wrong with me anon, honest! What is so wrong about love?
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>>14622422
Subject him to a test of strength.
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>>14622431
If there is truly nothing wrong with you, then prove it.
By writing out your goddamned fantasies already.
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>>14622422
She would have total control over him so nothing to worry about

I might ask him his name if I'm not too busy dicking the wife
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>>14622437
I can barely write the story I'm working on right now, XCOM has sucked me in something fierce.
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>>14622443
snek soon commander
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>>14622308

Well, Steve, for someone who thinks so little of me, you certainly seem to involve yourself in my life a lot. Remember that time you kicked down the door at my little sister's birthday, blew out her candles and then called her a mewling whelp? Or that time you crashed my brother's wedding and kicked the dulahan bride's head through the window, and I actually had to peel her body off you so she'd stop kicking you in the balls?

So no, you're not 'everything' to me, you're just the reason why I can't have get togethers with my family anymore.

And Elly can have her dress when we get our Tupperware back. Thanksgiving was months ago, goddammit, and I need those to pack lunches for work.
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>>14622454
I am not ready.
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>>14622422
Put a wood-chopping axe next to my chair, wear a flannel shirt, and say nothing while looking grimly at him for the entirety of dinner.
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It has finally happened. I've got a dumb and cute waifu. Please send help.

This girl is literally my fetish.
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>>14622284
I want to tickle my kobold daughteru until she wets herself, then rub her to orgasm through her soaked panties!
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>>14622478
I'm not much into watersports anon, but if you are that's fine.
Kobold daughterus are still great though.
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>>14622478
>>14622284
Okay?????
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>>14622475
Bless you
Enjoy your new waifu, may you be happy together

Dumb girls are awesome, even threadcanon Wurm is
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>>14622475
Welcome brother. Just remember that you'll be here forever.
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>>14622500
>>14622478 is not the real deal.
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>>14622383

I want to mistake a dhampire for a fellow red mage.
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I want to father a Cheshire!
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>>14621113
Everyone knows hellhounds make the best maids.
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>>14621561
Lass is pretty cute.
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>>14621864
Oh shit, you got a boner to that? I'm flattered.
>>14621865
I look forward to seeing what you do, Barb.
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>>14621819
What a cutie.
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>>14622575
I imagine her being one of at least two types: being aggressive/dominant in doing things "for your own good", or constantly being upset about how one-sided the setup is.
Both would get her fired from my house very quickly, but I can see the appeal in the former.
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>>14621865
I want to see you do a Jinko, with glistening ab meat
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>>14622580
I want to molest those puppies.
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>>14622615
Nice try Kobold-daughterufag.
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>>14622627
That's not me.
I'm after the chest meat, not the daughterus.
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>>14622630
Mmmhm.
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>>14622575
>Cute yet lazy and selfish Hellhound maid
>Wakes you up early in the morning for your daily exercise
>Does your chores in whatever order she feels like, if she even feels like doing them at all
>Her cooking tastes okay but doesn't look the most appealing due to precise actions being hard with her big paws
>Laundry is often left worse than it was in the first place with dog hair all over it
>You put up with this all due to her doing all of this for no pay
>She's your childhood friend who fell on bad times and uses being a maid as an excuse to spend time with you
>It takes every single ounce of self control she has to not rape you silly when she sees you sleep at night
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>>14622633
>with dog hair all over it
Hellhounds shouldn't shed, that's a fire hazard!

>It takes every single ounce of self control she has to not rape you silly when she sees you sleep at night
This is cute though. Cuute.
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>>14622631
It's true.
I'd give her daughters eventually but I'm looking for her breasts right now.
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I want to make a loud, tomboyish Hellhound dress up in a frilly pink maid outfit for my birthday!

Then I want her to rape me!
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>>14622637
>Hellhounds shouldn't shed, that's a fire hazard!
Hellhound hair is fire resistant, it needs to be or they'd set themselves on fire with their own eye flames.
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>>14622475
Source?
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>>14622653
>he doesn't recognize that artstyle
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>>14620963
Then you just use more magma. Magma works every time.
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>>14622664
>implying they won't come back as magma zombies.

It's never that simple my good Anon.
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>>14622669
>Zombie Lava Golems
How does that work? The Lava Golelves we discussed not too long ago made more sense.
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>>14622688
Easy, zombies with blackened skin, glowing orange eyes, and lava that oozes out from their mouths.

It also allows them to remain naturally warm so that their hugs can return the warmth they still seek.
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I want to slap an oppai loli Holst's titties around!
I want to make her into my milk slave!
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>>14622700
Going all natural or using some potions/magic to give her a 'boost' that'll let her hold and produce more?
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>>14622669
Then you pump in water. Then magma. Then water. Then more magma. What's the worst that could happen?
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>>14622707
Natural all the way. I want her to truly devote herself to me without being coerced by drugs or boosts. Sure she's not going to be able to produce all the time, but that's fine. I'll just have to grope her and spank her titties enough to where she does!
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>>14622709
Obsidian elementals or zombies calcified by the stuff.
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>>14622712
Just be careful Anon.
Groping her too much can lead to bigger breasts.

You don't want her to have to carry her chest around wherever she goes do you?
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Who would win in a fight between a Jinko and Dragon loli?
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>>14622724
I will be careful, don't worry. I'll make sure she gets good exercise too.
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>>14622700
Instead of Arekishi-tier, I believe your typical oppai loli Holstaur is about as busty as pic-related.
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>>14622734
But I want her to be Arekishi tier!
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>>14622716
Those sound very valuable. It's a win-win.
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>>14622745
Except it's sharp as shit and pretty brittle.
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The following advertisement is intended for Defenseless Village Z only.

It's free! Protection! We're giving you land! It's free. We're giving you a house. It's real estate. Free.

Accept the love Defenseless Village Z, the love of Hoof Pussy Kingdom is the deepest kind of love!
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>>14622750

...Still terrified of the bald one, eh?
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>>14622750
Member of Unarmed Hamlet here, we just want it to be known that we are ok with all species saying here as long as they do not burn down the town, steal our valuables, or sell liquor on sunday.
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>>14622750
Should've just said there was a sale going on.
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>>14622757
That's Amazonians.

Hoof Pussy Kingdom is a land of kind justice loving folk.

>>14622758
>>14622761
You too are welcome in Hoof Pussy Kingdom but that particular advertisement was for Defenseless Village Z.
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>>14622768
No no, we won't join you, you can join us.
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>>14622770
This is like the equivalent of Cuba telling U.S. citizens are welcome.
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>>14622773
Well, you are.

Feel free to become a member of our glorious society whenever you wish.
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>>14622716
Obsidian elementals could be fun. I'd prefer them as subordinates of tezcatlipoca though.
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>>14622782
>tezcatlipoca
Which Aztec god is this?
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>>14622768
>That's Amazonians
You wot
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>>14622796
...What?
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Help me /mgt/ I think I'm being stalked by a Werewolf.
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>>14622789
The god of change through conflict. Popular with sorcerers and diviners.
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>>14622782
From a KC Q&A:
>Will there be South American monster girl in future? Do you like South American Mythology?
>"I like Aztec mythology. Actually I have the idea of Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca already, though they are not monsters but gods in the original. But their appearance won't be near future, so please be patient."

Your wish might come true in this glorious year of 2016
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>>14622805
>God of change
>Popular with sorcerers

Praise Tzeentch!
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I want to chop down a Dryad!
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>>14622806
>aztec MGE
Oh my
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>>14622803
No you`re not.
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>>14622806
>>14622812
>South American/Aztec-themed MGE continent
>is essentially a "Lost World" with dinosaur monstergirls and stuff from Aztec mythology
I'm reminded that Loen actually drew South American monstergirls eons ago.
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>>14622811
If you do that she'll probably rape you until she got enough juice out of you to repair the mess you've done
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>>14622823
He also made a spanish one.
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>>14622803
Where wolf?
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>>14622806
Still waiting on my left-handed hummingbird.
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>>14622659
I-Is that a MILF Dumbpire?

Oh my
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>>14622848
It's a Dumpire with busty proportions, yes.
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>>14622836
I want a big-tiddied Peuchen Lamia.
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>>14622852
Is it bad that I want a Damphir with extremely large breasts that tries to play them off as normal?
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>>14622854
Go away Hakkar.
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>>14622865
There's nothing wrong with that at all.
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>>14622868
>Warcraft with monster girls

Well, guess my old Paladin's journeys would've been a whole lot more interesting.

>>14622869
No, I mean REALLY big, the kind that always are showing cleavage and require specially made bras kind.

Like a holst without the milk.
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>>14622869
Obligatory what's wrong with that face
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>>14622876
That face looks fine, stop trying to make Barb self concious
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>>14622874
>Like a holst without the milk.
Any monstergirl with big titties must also produce milk.
>>14622876
Her face is fine you ding-dong. Stop trying to fit in.
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