I've started project 'Fuck The World,' a top secret attempt to funnel magma to the outside. I'll kill those elephants. I'll kill ＡＬＬ those fucking elephants.
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>Wendigo is trying to stalk a man
>Trips on her cloak, falls into a deep snow bank
>Man is alerted by muffled 'awawawa's
>Turns around to see top of he cloak sticking out
Cute. Would dig her out and take back to my camp for a hot meal and campfire cuddles.
That's no dwarf!
All dwarves have beards!
Get that phony out of here!
>The profile wendigo shows a loli ahegaoing as she's dripping sexual fluids between her legs like a faucet
>The combined efforts of Latenignt and our Anons have turned wendigos into cute, shy little things who can blush as red as a fire hydrant and put an emergency services siren to shame when embarrassed
Life funny sometimes.
She's going to go in the time-out bag if she keeps doing that.
The profile shows a late-stage wendigo who has her husband already. She's dripping because she'e impaled on cloak-monster cock 24/7. A pre-husband wendigo looks cute and clumsy just to lure men in. Play of their parenting instincts before melding with them. In ecret, they let out their lewd smiles and leak everywhere as they schlick to the though of future husband's monster dick filling them up.
>Plow through snow like a retarded moose
Do you think if I gave that wendigo kid down the street a few bucks she'd come and do my driveway?
do you want zombie elephants? because that's how you get zombie elephants.
Hey, if she's going to try and get fresh with me, I'm not at fault when she end's up extra crispy.
>You will never be hired by a pair of lewd Wyvern twins.
I want to be gangraped by cats. All of the cats. Werecats, cheshires, nekomatas, jinkos and sphinxes! All at once! I want to be the desire of every impressionable catgirl in school, regardless of my grade!
Just no cait sith please. I don't want to become a pariah.
B-But I'm saving myself for that cute Riddlecat in Accounting!
Never realized how hypnotic her stare is.
It's so, inviting....
Oh God if she got me jacked on venom yes
Sure, I know she's a weird chunni fat weirdo, but she's still got that class and dominance to her. I want her to boss me around and use me to fulfill her weird anime fantasies. I want her to
put a leash on me, and put peanut butter on her womanhood, and demand I lick.
I've got a thing for the Scheduledog in HR.
So you would be ok with some chubby aging snake filling your veins with her venom and pulling you towards her with a leash, telling you to get licking if you want to cum? What if she wanted to show off her pet to that annoying Pharaoh?
Eh, I'd rather Tanu'Corp
They're pretty tough to get into but once you do then you've got access to some top notch healthcare and pay, unless you end up with the CEO meeting.
I mean, you always hear about the lucky son of a bitch that ends up marrying them all but that's pretty rare.
Here's a challenge for you guys. Have you been able to derive any real world benefit from your waifu? For example, mine inspired me to start lifting.
I want to try and tip a Minotaur and have it go horribly wrong.
Would I let her? That's not my place to decide, I'm her pet after all. But damn if her ohohohoing and calling me a good boy wouldn't fill me with happiness. I love pleasing my chubby CC Apophis boss in anyway I can.
Because even if she'll never be real, she can still have a real world impact, and do some real good through you. In that way, you make her real, even if just a bit. I pity the man who wouldn't do that for his waifu.
An alp maid. I need her to grumble at the humiliation, which will only distract her long enough for me to sneak up on her and
whisper what a good job she's doing and what a fetching maid she is
I want to be raped with venom and become absolutely addicted to it!
I want to become completely dependent on the venom!
I want to become the sex slave for my venom provider!
She would secretly be suffering because she realizes that I am broken and unable feel true love to her
Well when you put it that way it seems shallow. She's getting older, has a not-slim figure, and needs a man. I'm a young inexperienced and available boy. She'd be dominate, I'd be submissive, we can fulfill each others needs well.
I mean, if she wants to like, see a movie after we have exhibitionist pet play sex on Pharaoh's lawn, I guess I'd be OK with that.
>Cure his addiction
>Reveal the truth that in her heart she already knows
>That he never loved her, only the pleasure her venom could bring
>She puts him under again
would she be a fit tomboy?
A chubby girl who's change was barely noticed?
Black hair? Red hair? Blonde?
What eye color?
I want to headpat a loli lilim and call her a good girl
Well I can be a good husband for her to show off to her mother! I'm young, obedient, loyal, subservient, and I'm good at cooking and cleaning. I'd be the perfect husband for her, and more than capable of giving that mother Grandkids before her daughter becomes too old for them!
>Be young city boy
>Recently moved into a decent looking apartment
>But much to your chagrin, the rent price and your salary don't correspond well with one another
>Fortunately for you, your savior comes in the form of a single mother of one
>Oliva, your landlord
>The busty Orc would have you act as her personal courier that'd deliver a variety of recipes to her friends
>Mouth-watering foods like spicy fried chicken with honeybee honey drizzled on top, sweet chili sauce made with dryad cane sugar, etc.
>While she paid nicely for each errand, you couldn't help but feel how something is missing
I dunno man, wouldn't you rather a girl with more meat on her bones?
Imagine her using her magic to make her body look like any girl from anything and making sure she acts like that character too.
>Despite her status as a lonely single mother and a monstergirl at that, Oliva would never ask you for sex
>The woman has a body reflective of the most devout Hathorite, but the libido of an Order eunuch
>Though in moments of close contact her already pink face would glow bright like a Unicorn on her first date
>You've since chalked those up to coincidental hot flashes
>Do monsters even have those
>But seriously, how does this woman handle herself on full moons?
>For the past few full moons, you never heard a peep from her
>...At least until this one anyways
>During a particularly chilly winter night, you awoke to the sound of someone hastily, yet carefully unlocking your apartment's front door
>A quick gander at your calendar made things quite clear
>Before you could retrieve anything from your bedside anti-rape kit, a large pink figure burst through your bedroom door and promptly pinned you to your silken bedsheets
>An exquisite weight settled itself on your pelvis while a sweet, carnal scent filled your nostrils
>Shaken from your rude awakening your eyes bore into a familiar body
>Breasts the size of watermelons that always looked as though they were swollen with milk
>Thick thighs reflective of a presumably sedentary lifestyle, and a hobby pertinent to the culinary
>An hourglass figure with a soft belly in the center
>A plump shapely ass that's lucky it can fit in a single chair
>Silver shoulder-length hair
>All rounded off by a round face, large floppy ears, and a cute sproinkable tail
>This is Oliva alright
Anon, do you know what they do to inmates like you in monstergirl prisons?
It starts off great yeah, but then you end up getting beaten down by a bunch of dark elves and forced to eat them out in some secluded corner of the laundry room while the guards turn a blind eye. Eventually they'll get tired of you and sell you to one of the big names in prison like a high ranking member of the Tailpussy Mob. And once you're out no-where but the brothels will even bother to give you a job, and the memory of how tight that Manticore's tailpussy was will haunt your dreams as you spend what little money you have on food and Manticore barbs.
>The pink piggies normally maternal expression has since then been replaced with an unfamiliar one
>A face that showcases the desire to breed a tribe full of daughters
>After a few minutes of heavy breathing, Oliva finally speaks up
>”Just a few hours ago, you were my tenant”
>”But after tonight, you’re gonna be my husband!”
>Oh boy, here we g-
That's what I said anon, but look at me now. Working in a cheap brothel, living in a shitty apartment, and with only enough cash for todays meal and the next fix of manticore venom. It wasn't my fault man, I didn't know I was shipping condoms. They never told me what was in the boxes.
Fug I should've made each section longer and actually appealing to read. But I reap what I sow I guess, so I might as well end it off here.
>Oliva immediately tears off your skivvies and forces your body on top of hers
>All in the span of three seconds
>After getting a whiff of her pheromones earlier, you’ve been eager to get your dick wet since
>Olivia wraps her hands around the back and pulls you down to her lips and whispers:
>”Make me yours, little courier boy~”
>Without further ado, you coat your length in the nectar of her surprisingly tight folds
>Olivia’s moaning quite a lot for someone that’s a single mom
>Once lubed up, you align your cock to her pussies waiting entrance
>As you slide in, you take in a lot of things
>A resistance not too dissimilar from the kind you felt while you lubed up
>A slick, indescribable sensation that feels better than any onahole you’ve used in the past
>And the feeling of your dicking piercing through something a smooth fleshy barrier
>At that moment Oliva bit her lower lip, tears of joy streaming from her half-lidded eyes
>No fucking way
>How could she still be a virgin at her age?
>look outside window
>see the crescent moon hanging over the church
>for some unholy reason, it's red like a harvest moon
>and tilted on its side
It looked like a red eye glaring down at the world. Is it a sign?
pls gib demon girl gf o mighty blood moon
I took a window seat today, and only on the next stop someone sat next to me. She was a big girl, and her arm came over to my side so much that we were quite... snug. I could feel her heat radiating through both our coats. She was taller than me by so much, my head only reached up to her shoulder. This situation was perfect for me. The rocking of the bus made me hard, a tilt of my head to the left let me look at her reflection in the window, a tilt to the right let me bask in her scent. And she took the seat willingly, like a fly landing in the spider's web without hesitation!
Public transportation is truly a marvel. Maybe the Japanese and their train-molesters have the right idea.
No. No you really don't.
It haunts your dreams man, you just want to go back and find the one who got you once you get out. It's all so hollow without the venom.
At least I wasn't crazy enough to try to fuck the warden.
I want a manticore to ambush me in the showers, pin me to the wall with her big meaty paws, and milk my balls dry with her huge, throbbing tailpussy while she steals greedy, hungry kisses.
You know how this works, anon. If you want your demon, there's always a price to pay.
That happens. I only avoided it because those dark elf bitches sold me to a higher ranking member of the Tailpussy Mafia for a few tailspikes and a cold beer each.
Arguably what happened to me was worse. Every day five times every few hours. I swear to god she looked at me like she was going to hunt me down when she got out when I was released.
I never saw the warden, but I heard rumors.
I heard she's a Lilim, one of the Demon Lord's own. Depending on who was talking she either had tits bigger than watermelons, an ass to put all other asses to shame, or both. Or neither.
Anon, I was in there for five years and the only warmth I ever felt was the feeling of flesh against flesh during sex. No cuddling, only being used for sexual relief.
All of us had our own cells anyway, we weren't allowed to sleep in the same beds.
What do you want kid, I'm a busy lady!
BnHA airs in three months? Excellent.
Behold, the lazy Onee-san-esque Monster Girl, in her natural habitat!
>10 years of sexual repression and 'piety'
Ooh, you're gonna be a fun one for them
Right? Who would even think to do that?
Swimsuit, but close enough. Her hips were not that big before.
You know under normal circumstances I'd let this weak insult pass by but insults while on break?
Awwww heellllll no, enjoy your new life as a slave for a filthy stink bug!
Boss is up the way in the tent, she handles the business.
Not at all. Just an interesting observation.
>Masturbating comparing to cumming from sex
>Cumming from succubus sex
Hahaha, no. You're gonna be lucky if you don't black out by the time you finish. Though she's sure to make it enjoyable.
Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please remember to keep your waifu away from super science labs.
One day she's all chipper and rainbows before showing up that evening turned into a chimera with another species, part golem from an experiment gone wrong, undead from an experiment gone wrong, aged up or down a couple years, had some of her bits enlarged or reduced, or come home with an 'evil twin' that's really just a palette swapped version of her thats a little straightforward about what she wants.
I don't think she knows how powerful my hand is.
The thought of dying in a car crash because of a fucktarded driver honestly scares me. I've seen entire vehicles get fucking disintegrated because of shitty truck drivers
>Thick thighs in stocking pants
>Puppies in a knit sweater
This is my fetish
Bestest taste. Every monstergirl should have a picture where they're wearing that. Even the slimes.
>That full, curvy figure
>Those plump, milky breasts
>Those perfectly rounded, begging to be grabbed hips
>Those big, velvety ears
>All those thick, soft tails
>Those amber eyes and that gentle smile on her lips
>Those shiny thighs, just demanding that they be squeezed as she's pushed onto the bed with her legs pulled up in the air
>And the way that downward streaked sweater follows the slight curve of her tummy, wrapping around even her mons pubis
Sweet god, I want to make Ran a mother.
I want to go on wacky adventures with a Cheshire.
I should have wrote a description on the pic itself, i was thinking of adding more girls as he goes deeper in is "completly lost" journey
She pouts because no sex
>Be out inna woods hiking to help get /fit/ for monster girls
>See 8 foot tall muscled to shit Grizzy bear girl, and I mean bigger than Mr.Universe big.
>She walks over as you play dead
is worried you're actually dead and does everything except actually checking your heartbeat and pulse to resuscitate you.
How do you respond
Don't know what that means, but I do know you want to sniff sweaty Maus spats.
Vampire rebels. Quick call the head maid.
>h-hey did you lose your pyramid?
>no? hahaha that's funny because I thought I found it
>well, if you wanna know it's
in my pants >see you around?
The Elusive Lich has brought you back from the dead because she needs the best of the best of the best to lead a ragtag bunch of misfits against impossible odds and save the galaxy!
Who do you recruit?
Hopefully she'd just let me rub and nuzzle her paws much more. I'd love and sniff her all over, becoming addicted to her body's scent in general, but her paws are that much more sensitive.
I'd understand it if she became just as enamoured with my own hands in the same way.
Probably try to hit things off by pointing out constellations to her, and stargazing together. A cold winter night in a park far from civilisation would be a nice setting for that sort of thing.
I would do the same as these anons
Screw the galaxy, I'mma get me some booty.
His penis sure will get swole when I cuckhold anon.
I don't really have a "waifu" exactly but my favourites have had real world benefits for sure.
Since I started loving Ushi-Onis and Hellhounds so much I've been less nervous around spiders and dogs which I used to have problems with.
This image makes me think of a story where a succubus scholar like in pic just kidnaps your from your reality and bring you to hers, where the magical gifted live in floating islands.
The catch would be that she makes you do all sort of stuff as her assistant but nothing lewd nor she insinuates to you, yet that Succubus allure is still present, fucking you up in the mind and making you want to dick her.
The idea needs more work though.
A scholar specializing in obscure linguistics ala Milo Thatch is dragged to some dig site by archaeologists who need his help to translate something, and through the power of wacky hi-jinks he ends up stepping through a portal into a different dimension, where a sexy librarian Succubutt picks him up as her assistant while he works on a way back home?
>Tfw everyone else has cute Mice, Anubi, Woks and shit, and all you've got is this freaking Valkyrie with burning eyes that follows you around all day referring to you as the 'Sword of Michael' while speaking in this weird dual voice that makes it so whatever she says in English is also whispered in Enochian and has no sense of personal space.
>No goddammit, I don't have time to strike down the wicked today, I've got a union meeting at seven in the fucking morning.
>not spending every hour that isn't part of the façade you maintain to keep the people you love safe fighting the evil mechanisms of the Dark Order
>not casting The Morning Star back into the pit where he belongs
>not letting her feel special for being right beside the man she loves as you fight for JUSTICE
>so I thought this "Sabbath" thing sounded kinda olright you know
[Mocking laughter reaches new heights]
Was thinking more of a summoning kind of thing, that would be why she treats you as her assistant, and the succubutt would be too focused on her scholar stuff so that would lead to the whole sexual tension thing.
I kind of like the idea but i'm not that experienced on writefaggotry to develop it fully.
Hey it's not like I don't do the smiting thing on occasion, it's just that I've got a job, rent and bills to take care of, I'm not some 14 year old with all the free time in the world anymore!
Oh, did I mention that? This's been going on since before I could shave. You remember hearing about that slavery ring about ten years back that kidnapped kids, amputated their limbs and sold them to disturbingly rich and just plain disturbing monsters uptown?
You're fucking welcome.
As a former slave and current Emperor of Mars, I think having your limbs removed is a mild inconvenience at best and if a Mindflayer wants to play kinky, you should indulge her. It all grows back in a jiffy.
Ever since my shoggoth waifu replaces my arms with ones made from her flesh, everything has been great, she just makes me jerk off at awkward times, and because my legs are hers
I can't run awaybut it's not an issue!
>Yeah, so I went to this Sabbath thing. Those little Jewish girls seemed really friendly. That's what religion needs nowadays you know, friendly little girls with punch and pie.
>They're not jews, Karl you dope
>Shhh Ricky, let 'im finish
You're on a dangerous path, if you don't keep your maid in check you will slowly become one with her.
Do you really want to have constant, bizarre sex?
Can you hold onto your sanity even after sharing every sensations with her?
I'd like to think I could start it off with a relatively normal "Nice night tonight", or maybe ask if she's into astronomy too.
But given that it'd be me, talking to a cool, beautiful anubis, that's probably exactly how I'd screw it up.
Tsk, to think we'd meet here of all places "hero".
When will you learn that your two-bit heroics are only delaying the inevitable collapse of this sinful world as it falls down around you like a rotten house of cards?
Enough talk. Let us finish our battle tonight. By the dawn only one of us shall stand, basking in the light of righteousness.
Come! Let our blades sing a duet of twisted steel and rent flesh! Let us put the full stop on the final page of our mutual epic!
DARK VALKYRIE BLADE SUMMONING - PANDEMONIUM,
BASK IN THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES
Ya know what, Steve? Remember when I was at my Mom's funeral and you suddenly showed up, kicked my grandma in the chest, and starting spouting your shit in front of all my assembled family and friends?
Remember how badly I beat the ever-loving shit out of you and you only survived because you crapped your pants so bad the smell brought me out of my overwhelming, homicidal rage?
Gettin' real tired of your shit...
I want to gag my Kobold daughteru with her own used panties and lots of duct tape! Then I want to have my Kobold waifu cradle our daughteru in her lap while I sit across from them and finger our daughteru!
I too remember our battle in the Vale of the Fallen.
How could I forget the first time you let yourself fall into the pit of despair and anger, blinded to the screams of the innocent as the walking featherdusters sang their symphony of shrieks and your beloved family saw you for what you truly are?
A monstrous puppet dancing to the barbaric pipings of his cruder emotions.
Fufufu. I feel nothing over such trivialities. My mind and soul is an arrow loosed at the heart of the universe.
To you I am everything, to me you are merely gravity, I take you into account and overcome you, for my hand is steady and my aim is true.
Also my dark lady of battle Elysium el Moloch von Hell-font XIII wants that dress back from her sister. You told us she was just getting it dry-cleaned but it's been three months already.
And stop calling me Steve, my name's Midnight's Sun now, we've been over this.
It's the right thing to do.
Adult daughterus are the best daughterus.
Well, Steve, for someone who thinks so little of me, you certainly seem to involve yourself in my life a lot. Remember that time you kicked down the door at my little sister's birthday, blew out her candles and then called her a mewling whelp? Or that time you crashed my brother's wedding and kicked the dulahan bride's head through the window, and I actually had to peel her body off you so she'd stop kicking you in the balls?
So no, you're not 'everything' to me, you're just the reason why I can't have get togethers with my family anymore.
And Elly can have her dress when we get our Tupperware back. Thanksgiving was months ago, goddammit, and I need those to pack lunches for work.
It has finally happened. I've got a dumb and cute waifu. Please send help.
This girl is literally my fetish.
Everyone knows hellhounds make the best maids.
Lass is pretty cute.
I imagine her being one of at least two types: being aggressive/dominant in doing things "for your own good", or constantly being upset about how one-sided the setup is.
Both would get her fired from my house very quickly, but I can see the appeal in the former.
>Cute yet lazy and selfish Hellhound maid
>Wakes you up early in the morning for your daily exercise
>Does your chores in whatever order she feels like, if she even feels like doing them at all
>Her cooking tastes okay but doesn't look the most appealing due to precise actions being hard with her big paws
>Laundry is often left worse than it was in the first place with dog hair all over it
>You put up with this all due to her doing all of this for no pay
>She's your childhood friend who fell on bad times and uses being a maid as an excuse to spend time with you
>It takes every single ounce of self control she has to not rape you silly when she sees you sleep at night
>with dog hair all over it
Hellhounds shouldn't shed, that's a fire hazard!
>It takes every single ounce of self control she has to not rape you silly when she sees you sleep at night
This is cute though. Cuute.
Easy, zombies with blackened skin, glowing orange eyes, and lava that oozes out from their mouths.
It also allows them to remain naturally warm so that their hugs can return the warmth they still seek.
Natural all the way. I want her to truly devote herself to me without being coerced by drugs or boosts. Sure she's not going to be able to produce all the time, but that's fine. I'll just have to grope her and spank her titties enough to where she does!
Instead of Arekishi-tier, I believe your typical oppai loli Holstaur is about as busty as pic-related.
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Obsidian elementals could be fun. I'd prefer them as subordinates of tezcatlipoca though.
From a KC Q&A:
>Will there be South American monster girl in future? Do you like South American Mythology?
>"I like Aztec mythology. Actually I have the idea of Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca already, though they are not monsters but gods in the original. But their appearance won't be near future, so please be patient."
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>South American/Aztec-themed MGE continent
>is essentially a "Lost World" with dinosaur monstergirls and stuff from Aztec mythology
I'm reminded that Loen actually drew South American monstergirls eons ago.
There's nothing wrong with that at all.
>Warcraft with monster girls
Well, guess my old Paladin's journeys would've been a whole lot more interesting.
No, I mean REALLY big, the kind that always are showing cleavage and require specially made bras kind.
Like a holst without the milk.
>Why are you staring at me like that?
>They're not THAT big!
>Of course they aren't! They're perfectly normal.
>Plenty of other people have them this big.
>Who? Umm... There's that Holstaurus down the street, and... There's that one other Holst you work with...
>Uhhh... That one succu- no, she's smaller than me now that I think about it...
>Fine! But just because I'm bigger than other people we know doesn't make me weird!
>Yeah, I have to order custom ones.
>B-But it's not because the stores don't have them in my size! I just think the ones online are cuter, that's all!
>Pumping?! Now hold on, who said-
>*sigh* Twice a day at least, otherwise they start to stain my tops...
>But I never said I did. what tipped you-
>'We never ran out of milk even though you never buy any'? Ohh...
>Okay, maybe I'm just a little bit bigger than average...
>You still like them though, right?