I can imagine this game as product of the sick game of Yakumo Yukari, I can imagine her somewhere sitting and discussing with her herald Zun the next generation of girls while tampering with the lifeless mannequin bodies of the rest of the games as she pleasures herself, Yukari is the only real TOuhou and at least she' s totally real, I bet she's also an UNIX wizard
I want to be her best friend.
Would you take care of her and love her really much?
You are a nice person!
Yukari will always be second to the might of a celestial!