What would it be like having Yuuka as a girlfriend

Lots of orgasm denial

butt sniffingly painful
but good

Lots of paizuri under clothes.

I wouldn't even start to know

my heart is dedicated to Meiling

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She probably smells really bad!

>>14591795
The best kind of denial!

Unless you're some confident bodybuilder I don't think Yuuka would date anyone from /jp/.

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>>14593545
What if I get a bunch of villagers to believe Yuuka is in love with me?

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>>14593545
But I am both confident and a bodybuilder while on /jp/

I also like to bake and garden in my spare time. And long walks in the park.

>>14593545

Cite your sources for this opinion

>>14593513
Why is this so common with Yuuka?

>>14593545
I think she likes weakers preys

>>14593762
Because these niggers dump the same 20 images every thread.

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>>14594208
Yuuka is secretly a shotacon

>>14594208
So as long as I appear to be a weak child I have a chance with Yuuka?

>>14594316
Fag

>>14594208
Confident bodybuilders are weaker prey to Yuuka.

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>>14591792
She's a feet gf.

>>14594316
Cute!

She'd probably want you to plow her fields a lot, and don't forget the fertilizer!

...that was not a sexual innuendo. Prepare for a lot of hard work and long days without rest, and if you damage her flowers prepare to dig your own grave.
The only way you'd be rewarded is if you did such a good job that she decides to let you live to do it again. Yuuka would be less of a girlfriend and more of a 'super powerful human hating youkai who likes you barely enough to let you live.'

If you win her heart through taking excellent care of her flowers, maybe.... just maybe....

I had a dream where i delivered a package for yuuka. She gave me a $10 tip.

>>14604871
explain

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>>14591792
Yuuka is already my girlfriend and it's great.

>>14611319
Does she let you fuck her tits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XKOo1zpiL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqZxeJmzeHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1xNIi5r8G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA-0jVhgWmQ

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>>14611528
i feel like all you yuuka groupies are tenshi in that second vid

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>>14611491
Yes, of course.