Well, desu I'd try to make my mom fall in love with me. Like romantically in love where she's like a high school girl with a crush. At night when she's feeling lonely I want her to think about me hugging and kissing her. For this I would have to be sure to earn many tendie points and finish my degree in communications and the local community college.
I'm an Aikido master and could easily beat them up. Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.
I of course only use the amount of force necessary to defend myself, but in that situation I might just lose it. You don't want to see me when I lose control.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT im tired of your shit about aikido being a powerful martial art. its not even a fucking real martial art you fucking dumb weeaboo shit. all those fancy throws and submissions are the exact same bullshit you see in fake american wrestling shows. you use aikido in a fight against any real professional fighter you'll get your ass kicked. period. fucking stupid weeaboos
>>14593504 I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?
Well, I have a story to share with you.
Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.
Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.
>>14590112 is my mom cute, this is roleplay or real? my real mom would probably expect me defend her but than get sad when she realizes I woudn't cause I'm a sad sack of shit with no spine or drive to even rise to what even the most basic of human instict to protect those close to you due to years of complacent existence and detachment from reality
>3D mom Don't care lol. She probably provoked it in the first place.
>2D mom I would jump to defend her even if it costed my life. Hopefully romantic feelings will develop afterwards. Eventually mom would become my girlfriend. We would hold taboo relationship, Sleeping in the same room as a married couple. Doing cute and lewd things to each other under the sheets. Cuddling for hours and melting into each other. Having slow and passionate sex all day long, with no one to bother us. And she would eventually give me a kawaii sister-daughter(twice the moe).
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