I was feeling sick, but then I fapped to some boobhus and felt better the next day
thank you boobhus
I guess that's all I have to say on the subject, but I do think that boobhus are under-appreciated for their medicinal benefits!
I've been sick for like the past week and too tired to fap. I'll try this tonight.
I believe I heard there's medical benefits to do so. Be healthy, Anons.
Dr. Anon here, I'm going to have to reccommend a larger dosage.
I demand a second opinion.
Kokoro is definitely a boobhu
that artist draws really good expansions
You're 100% correct, Anon! There's lots of medical benefits to masturbating! And what better way to masturbate than to pump your cock to the sight of two huge soft globes of 2hu titty?
Cumming at least five times a week helps prevent prostate cancer in later life, which is why it's important for all you boys to cum regularly! Don't let that delicious man-goo build up in your balls, shoot it out instead!
Masturbation also releases cortisol - which helps your immune system - and the other hormones it releases into your bloodstream can help combat insomnia or stress. See? Helps you feel better, so get cranking that cock!
If you're a girl who likes huge boobhus, guess what? It's good for you too! In addition to the above hormone release, female masturbation helps prevent cervical and urinary tract infections. Everyone can join in!
Boob Kaguya... What is this feeling?
I want to pound those big fat neet titties.
>Masturbation also releases cortisol - which helps your immune system
I've never researched this, but if that's true, it could explain a lot on why people around me have been getting sick with bad colds lately while I've been perfectly fine (so far). Not that I've been wishing myself sick or anything, but I'm amazed that I'm staying healthy as I have been.
Perhaps it's a several days in succession type of thing to do instead of all at once.
nofap 2016 here
If I don't transcend beyond the observable reality to dimensions above and gain super awesome quantum magic bullshit like lady Bernkastel-sama by January 1st 2017 I think I'll just fap to Yukari or something.
I'm literally a Shonen protagonist. I'm incapable of losing.
Can we please talk less about your dicks and more about boobs?
I really love the spooky+titty combo
I wonder how it'd feel after a year. I'd imagine it'd just be nostalgic. "Hmm, so that's how it feels like all along."
I was feeling sick so I've been toking up on the ganja herb, guzzling cheap wine and fapping to
small girls with modest chest sizes at most. Still kinda feeling kinda trash so maybe I need some of that fat tiddy magic
Do boobhus like when a big dick rubs their breasts?
Cortisol is the stress hormone, and I'm pretty sure it actively tries to suppress the immune system whenever it's released.
I'm no masturbation expert, but I really don't think fapping induces cortisol release.
I would love to! But mods deleted all the previous posts, which I guess makes it clear the thread is for boobhus, not talking about and encouraging anons to crank their cocks, which I would really love to do if there was a way to.
Or some other place? If you know somewhere conducive to it.
Can you faggots just stop roleplaying already?
They are just chatting, nobody is roleplaying.
Don't be so autistic anon.
I want to smother myself in Byakuren nee-sama's bosom and fall asleep!
I want to hug Byaku-neesama and just rest there.
If a 2huters opened up near you, how often would you go? Twice a week? Three times?
do 2hus come in any other variety?
Boobhus whipping them out in public!
I hope lots of you are staying healthy and happy with the help of big 2hu titties!
I want this daki cover, but I wish she was wearing thighhighs.
Gotta keep that health up during these cold winter months.
And I think all you boys know the best way to keep healthy is stay active and get those juices flowing!
But are you masturbating to your favourite toowho? Isn't that more important?
That's fine, anon.
Wouldn't want you to get sick.
Jerkin it to my mom, ey?
I think your mom is pretty attractive, anon.
Does this count, or is it too close to normal?
That's good, you should always make sure your penis feels good!
Don't think I have that much bigger. Or if I do, it's hidden somewhere in my unsorted 10 gig 2hu folder.
I'm too vanilla, I guess.
Well, she's got nothing to be jealous about here.
I'm sorry you had to find out like this, anon.
It's where you grab your penis with your hand and pump up and down so it feels good. Keep going and you get a surprise!
Then you should try it out! If boobhus make your penis hard, just wrap your hand around it and pump away! Make sure to squeeze it nice and hard too! It's not embarrassing, it's healthy, it's good for your body, and I promise the surprise at the end makes you feel really really good.
Are you proposing to help me out instead?
Of course sweetie
The best way to find out is to do it yourself! Why haven't you tried it yet? I promise it'll be really good!
Impossibly enough, Seija is speaking the truth here.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Depends on the boobhu.
Yuyuko: would probably enjoy massaging you gently by rubbing her soapy, oiled up boobs across your pubic area.
Yukari: would gap her tits around your dick at nighttime just to squeeze one out of you, and would love being covered in your milk.
Eirin: probably wouldn't do it unless you've been her lover for a long time. Would be reluctant. Would dodge your shot and be mildly disgusted.
Kanakp: would ask if she could do it to you and would forcefully squeeze it out with her mighty udders. Would lick every drop up and suck you dry afterward.
Byakuren: wouldn't do it.
Yuyuko is a very hungry ghost, which means when you let go and squirt a huge sticky load between her boobs, not a single drop is going to waste!
Why not feed her some right now? You know she wants it, and it won't take long.
It's hard to say no to a face like that...
No sense in holding back!
what level of boobhu is to your preference
Preference is Huge to Super, but I'd be more than happy with larger, too.
Smaller is no good though, except for fake being cute in its own way.
Do big boobs make your penis feel funny?
I think you know what you should do with it then!
It's a pity we can't get more lewd in here
Because you're not fapping hard enough.
Is there such a place for that ? Ghost prehaps ?
I'm not sure. I thought ghost was gone after the death of the archives? Any suggestions?
That dosn't leave many options i think. Maybe skype but i would have to make an account for that..
I will if you want to! But if not, then you should relax and pump yourself out to some boobhus anyway~
There's better ways to channel that frustration, you know.
I'm not. I used to like boobhus but now I'm just a cynical bastard who loves attacking those inferior to him..
There is literally no point to masturbation when you can instead advance yourself spiritually until you are capable of abandoning your humanity.
You wouldn't abuse her trust, now would you?
pffft... Maybe a weak little fuck like you would think of that. I'm going to transcend all limits.
Youkai are merely thoughtforms, even now I'm at the level where I could banish one with the force of my will alone.
I'm sure Byakuren would enjoy helping young men with pent-up cocks relieve their stress.
Would milk those knockers 24/7. Genuine breast milk, infused with magic to boot! I'd make a mint.
Please don't abuse the boobhus too much.
How much is to much?
Any permanent damage is obviously a no.
While boobhus are for milking, they are also for loving.
Anything larger than huge of Deviantart-tier shit taste fetishism.
Boobs aren't good on their own, they have to work with the girl's whole body. Anything above huge is like a cake with a gallon of frosting on it. Yeah, frosting is fucking delicious but there's way too much of it.
In the end, it ask depends on the character in question. Flat chests work on characters like Cirno or Rumia, whereas I couldn't imagine Byakuren/Ran/Junko/Utsuho/etc. with anything less than huge.
Roki has pretty much perfected the boobhu. Huge tits without being stupid.
And his friend Rindou reaches my limit but he somehow makes it work. Pic related is about as far as I will go.
Also that chart has a giant gap between average and huge, there should be a median size called "large" which would be for stuff like pic related
Nobody cares about your opinions on a thread like this anon.Everybody is here to look at tits and nothing else.
Now please, kindly go back to /a/.
Well, of course I wouldn't do anything like that! What do you take me for? What did you think I was gonna do?
>their boobs decrease in size
Letting this happen should be a crime.
Hand prints aren't permanent, and I don't think boob shrinkage like that is even possible. Would certainly avoid it if it is, though.
I suppose it could be fun, especially if you shrink a smug boobhu's boobs down to nothing, but a permanent decrease in size is no good. Maybe the boobs grow back after they're given enough time to replenish their milk?
>Maybe grope the boobhus so hard they'd have red imprints of your hands.
This is only proper.
I want to grope and knead a boobhu's big fat tits in a rough and lewd manner, I want to squeeze them hard in my hands until she gasps and squirms and observe how my fingers sink in the obscene meat.
Manhandle the huge breasts.
Permanent damage is always bad tho.
Well yeah, you gotta give them time to refill. Or use drugs or something, but that's weird.
I want to manually refill a boobhu!
You want to plug your dick in and pump away?
Dick milk is not actually milk, and nipple penetration is potentially very harmful. Please do not.
Take it all in, you pervs. You're never seeing her like this again.
You can look, just this once, but not touch. Not now, not ever, especially with that attitude.
A sweaty boobhu is best, I could just slide right in.
Where's my hands-free boobhu?
She's not actually a cow.
You have encountered a horny cow.
We all need a good hard milking now and again.
She's asking you not to stare and tearing up. Now I feel bad.
What a lewd mother.
She isn't setting a very good example.
"It's important to maintain eye contact while conducting business, Anon-san."
Maybe if you wore a bra I wouldn't be so distracted by your nipples.
It's only common sense.
You must learn how to keep calm in stressful situations and manage in complex business environments~
But starting at this level makes it hard.
Who knows what might happen.
I know it's hard, but don't focus entirely on Komachi's chest. She's a wonderful woman all around.
You know what else makes you happy and feels good? I think you can guess!
I'll give you a clue: it's what happens in your pants when you spend time in this thread.
Maybe you do! You need a boobhu to teach you what to do to help yourself feel good.
I wanted to be lazy, but boobhus wait for no one. You should look at them while you can /jp/.
What was that, Eiki? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your huge tits?
Then what are these globes on your chest if not tits?
That's what they're supposed to do.
I want Ran to greet me with her huge tits.
Then perhaps if you ask nicely enough, a helpful boobhu will come along and show you how to operate that thing in your pants!
Would she actually help me, or just splatter my body all across the countryside?
While it is true that other boobhus may present safer options when requesting such help, I am sure miss Kazami would appreciate the chance to get to grips with your issue. Splattering may be involved, at the end! But not the kind you are concerned about.
I'll be sure to ask really nicely if I ever see her.
Didn't feel like mocking the mods or risking a ban too much.
We're all the way down on page 10, so I don't think it matters anymore.