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Old thread got 404'd early. Just going to test the waters here with this totally normal succubutt...

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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First for Pharaoh a best. And Lilim.
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>>14582466
Stop implying random succubutts on the internet are alps. Getting tired of your shit.
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>>14582466
There's something strange about this neighbourhoo- I mean, Succubutt
Can't place my finger on it
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I wish it was summer.
Writing commencing.
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>>14582466
I want to travel the world on a Monster Girl cruise ship!
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>>14582473
>I wish it was summer.
Thank god it isn't. Hate the heat
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I want to take a monster girl bouncer home and fuck her against the balcony railing until she becomes an exhibitionist.
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>>14582468
I want to fuck a Lilim until my balls are dry.
And then she gives me a potion and tells me to drink it so we can move on to the next round.
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>>14582477
I want a Lilim and Pharaoh to fuck me dry.
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>>14582473
Mouse Girls will do ANYTHING for cheese...
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Beating alps with rods of iron. IRON iron, not dicks.
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>>14582478
How about a Lilim and a Pharaoh in one?
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>>14582478
Hell, why stop there? Get a bunch of powerhouse monstergirls for a reverse gangbang.
Pharaoh, Anubis, Lilim, Demon, Dragon, Hellhound, ect.
I freely admit that I may have a problem.
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Good night Anons.
Take care and don' burn down the thread.

Instead, please consider looking into a non-standard maid such as an ogre, alice, or medusa.

We all know how good kikis, neronagos, and shoggoths are but these maids are looking at a shot to help you.

>>14582476
I want to do that with a muscled kunoichi.
I want to make her moan as I tug her tail and stroke her wings.
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>>14582480
I'll beat an alp with my dick though.
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>reading through thread
>try to open up greentexted story
>can't because thread was deleted
HATE
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>>14582482
Nah. I prefer two bullying my dick at once.
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Yo whatup Scorpy in da house!
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Does Skynet have anything against monster girls? Will they be spared termination in the distant future of 1999?
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>>14582476
I want to be dragged backstage by a group of Kakuen dancers and then get gangbanged by them. Because getting gangbanged by horny monstergirls is a long running fantasy of mine.
And then I have to marry them.
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>>14582479
Would they willingly enter my dungeon?
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>>14582486


I blame this guy.

>>14582423
>>14582461
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>>14582484
Now I want to do that too, I also want to fuck a Kunoichi stripper that turns out to be her sister.
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>>14582489
>selfie culture MGs
Curse you.
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>>14582476
I want a Monster Girl bouncer to let me into a club just because I'm a guy, cutting in front of all the Monsters Girls waiting in line.
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>>14582494
A lithe stripper kunoichi with huge breasts and her muscled larger bottomed bouncer sister?

Sounds great.
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>>14582492
Anon we've been over this, you can't just lure Mouse Girls into your dungeon, dress them up in cute outfits, press your face into their hair and sniff them while they stammer and turn red in the face.
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>>14582491
I want some thing like that but instead of being gangbanged by them I want those Kakuens to line up their fat monkey butts next to each other and beg me to fuck them. Then when I do pick one the rest crowd around me and whisper lewd words of encouragement into my ears while they wait their turns.
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>>14582485
You get mindflayed into not having shit taste.
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Monstergirls raping gay guys until they love the puss.
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>>14582501
Oh, that's not all I'd do but I would like an explanation for why I can't
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Nyanon? That fucking cool guy.

I couldn't stand his lack of writing more about blind shota anon and his guide puppy.
If I ever get the hang of drawing younger characters I'd like to draw 4komas about their adventures.
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>>14582491
>Poor innocent Anon gets lead astray by a bunch of depraved Kakuen dancing girls.

Say it isn't so! Anon will become a slut for monkey booty!
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>>14582502
>You'll never receive the greatest lap dance you've ever experienced from a Kakuen who kept eyeing you in the nightclub
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>>14582492
Of course!
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>>14582521
Have mercy Mistress Nazrin!
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>>14582510
But they are just going to transform into Alps anon.
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>>14582520
>You will never grab a handful of that fat monkey ass and bounce it on your dick in the middle of her lap dance all while she has a smug grin on her face.
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>>14582521
She is an artist. A performance artist.
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>>14582521
Good girls.
I hope they have a balanced party though. losers get cheese and hooked up to milking machines.
Winners get cheese and a chance to leave.
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>>14582502
That's good too.

>>14582516
It's too late anon, I'm already a slut for smug monkey booty.
So much smug monkey booty riding my dick 90% of the time. I need to drink endurance potions to pretty much overclock my semen production to satisfy them all.
Worth it.
Also, the Captcha was bananas. I guess the Captcha thinks it's funny.
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>>14582524
That's only if they have the predisposition for it. No alps here.
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>>14582528
Why do I get the feeling that Kakuens would keep their smug look even while ahegaoing?
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>>14582532
>spoiler
Why would people want to leave?
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>>14582537
>smug ahegao
That would be called lip biting.
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>>14582538
*they want
They just want fun.
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>>14582514
You're a pretty cool guy too.
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>>14582538
Because it's a one time offer.
They can't say no and then try to leave when their massive mousy mammaries start popping their tops and their thighs rub together.

When they stay, they stay for life. barring if they already have a husband or boyfriend, then they can go with a stern warning
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>>14582537
I want to wipe the smug grin off of a Kakuen's face and take a picture of it to tease her with it!
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>>14582476
If its an oni or ogre expect a solid fist to the face faster than you can register it, and to be put out untill her shift ends, only to be woken up by her hips slamming against your own in the staff rooms a she releases all the pent up tension from the job, and lust watching other girls get off, and being unable to join in, followed by tender cuddling and perhaps nursing of your swollen face, with gentle chiding as to not mess with her while she's on the job next time
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>>14582539
Like the top-center in pic-related?
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>>14582548
Sorry anon, I won't conform to your shit taste. If I want to molest an Ogre or Oni into submission then that is what will happen.
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>>14582548
A painful morning after.
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>>14582546
The only ways I can think of doing that are either fucking her hard enough that he face melts into a pure ahegao, or fucking her face and seeing her lips wrap around your dick.
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>>14582555
Not him, but that's more flirtatious than ahegao.
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>>14582476
>Balcony Sex
Oh my yes.
Just found a doujin with a wonderful depiction of such. Fantastic stuff.
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For those of you who weren't awake at 5 AM yesterday, here's some tanukibutt: http://pastebin.com/ZU4MYKxF

Or maybe you were awake, or live in a different time zone. You don't have to read it, I'm not a cop.
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>>14582514
>Blind Shota and Guide Puppy 4koma
That'd be a wondrous blessing.
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>>14582514
>4komas of Blind Shota, his Hellhound guide puppy, and their cute friends.
I don't know if my heart could take it.
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Ogres and Onis are big, smelly and reek of alcohol!
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>>14582584
Holy crap you live. I am happy. So happy I could hug you.
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>>14582595
They're also fun to molest and fluster.
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>>14582595
But they are love!
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>>14582595
It's because they love you.
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>>14582595
NEEEEEEEERDS! Nerds. Nerds. Nerds.

God damn I need a sketch of Ogre Ogre during the bucking contest scene.
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God. I really just want a horny Lilim to molest me.
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>>14582614
Even if she had an ellin type body and a himedere attitude?
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>>14582595
That's kinda hot!
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>>14582619
Then even more so. Even better if she can morph her body in and out of loli form. Himedere a best. And Elins are just the best thing.
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>>14582596
I am happy that you are happy.

I've been back for a while. Just quietly waited out the holidays. The rest of the chapter should be done in 1-2 weeks.
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>>14582619
>even if
>Elin
>bad in any way
Even the implication makes you gay.
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>>14582624
Did you ever finish that story about the guy in the zoo?
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>>14582595
Don't forget Minotaurs.

Minus the alcohol part maybe, I bet they can't handle their drink.
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>>14582627
Pretty sure that was someone else, Anon. Everything I've written for you guys is in my pastebin or on tft.
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>>14582632
Eh, I'm happy all the same. I'll take a look later to remind myself of you. No homo
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>>14582644
Your slightly homo-erotic happiness sustains me. No alp.
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>>14582628
>Oni/Minotaur hybrid
>Alcoholic milk
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>>14582656
It's good for you and makes your cereal flammable.

In all seriousness, I would binge-drink an oni-taur's breast milk while she fucks me and die happy.
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>>14582474
Even if your destination is a Monster Girl gulag?
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>>14582655
>>14582644
Get a room you sixty-nining spadetails!
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>>14582683
Is this a way of saying a cottage in the deep woods with a werewolf for company and only your combined survival skills to feed yourselves?
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I want a merrow to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her hat to fall off because she's laughing so hard!
I want her to not even care!
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>>14582692
Nope, I mean a Monster Girl work camp. You're going to Monster Girl hell and then you're going to Monster Girl die, because Monster Girl Joseph Stalin is at the wheel of this cruise ship.
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>>14582680
Got me thining
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis
Finally something horsepussy is worth it
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>>14582706
Never trust a russian bear girl.
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>>14582714
He was actually Georgian. I imagine him as a centaur.
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>>14582710
Neat!
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>>14582733
>Stalin wasn't Russian
And Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian.
Fine distinctions to make in both cases but still an amusing coincidence.
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Monkey Trouble? Make it double!
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Alternate colors for a nightmare?
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>>14582749
I'll take twelve brown ones.
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>>14582755
Pale white fur with a light ghostly blue hair colour and pale skin. Wightmare.
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>>14582770
Thanks anon. Now it's your fault if it's too donut steele.
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>>14582773
Nothing donught about undead horsepussy
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>>14582595
But some onis are small and superior.
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>>14582777
The trips speak the truth.
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>>14582770
>Wightmare
>Ara ara~, you've been having naughty dreams again!
Yes... yeeees!
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>>14582803
The idea that the confidence and maturity of a wight's personality would completely fix everything wrong with the timid and useless nightmare almost makes me want to consider horsepussy.
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>>14582847
>fix
But the whole appeal of nightmares is their different personalities in the dream and real world.
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Anyone got any stories or green text about abusive MGs? I could have sworn there was a story with a mantis and a stay at home husband protecting his daughter.
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>>14582853
I remember that. Didn't he leave her in the end?
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>>14582850
what if you love the dream version so much you make a doppleganger out of it?
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>>14582850
>The confident Wightmare becomes unusually shy and timid in the dream world
>"R-really? I can be anything you know. I mean, this is my realm now. Are you sure you really want me, as I am?"
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>>14582855
I think so, but I can't remember if he remarried or he stayed single.
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>>14582856
Then you get the doppledanger riding on the nightmare in the day and stalking you.
>>14582862
Okay now this works pretty nicely.
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I want to allow an Elf-wight to partially posses me and aid me in my dick rampage against the orcs that desecrated her land and ruined my family's dinner with their obnoxious squealing.
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>>14582473
But it is summer
>tfw have to keep the fan on 24/7
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>>14582885
Secondary hemisphere need not apply.
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>>14582885
I almost envy you south of the equator. If it weren't for all the venomous shit you have to deal with.
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>>14582876
>A nightmare being ridden by a doppelganger of her human form.
>The doppelganger helps the nightmare with confidence issues.
I want this badly
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>>14582890
I dunno man, I couldn't handle being upside down all the time.
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>>14582890
my friend will never visit Australia thanks to the spiders.
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>>14582897
But they like you. They'd like him too.
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>>14582890
More arachne for me then
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>>14582605
Image source?
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>>14582900
well he doesn't like them
he's into the wolves
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>>14582900
Is it me or are those legs a little thin?
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>>14582891
Could make for a cute story, maybe one better off told from one of the monster girl's points of view.
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>>14582905
http://exhentai.org/g/735918/299d8a68a9/
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>>14582910
Lots of spiders have thin legs
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Wightmare Frame vs Wurm Wrangler, which wins? The Wrangler has reach, but the Frame has flexibility.
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Birds
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>>14582917
Well someone might want to get on that.
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Is it just me or are these weapons spooky as fuck. So sharp and thin, the lightest, most elegant of pressures can run a man through. One in the hands of a vamp with her speed and praeternatural grace is enough to make the blood run cold.
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>>14583003
there nice, but Im a "beefman mclargehuge great sword" kind of guy.
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>>14583003
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>>14583012
aw be nice
we know guns are better, but cant we appreciate a fine blade?
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>>14583012
Indy 4 makes me sad
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>>14583016
As long as it isn't poking through my stomach wall.
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>>14583012
>Shooting a scion of the night
It's like shooting mist Unless you're blade.

>>14583008
>You'll never duel with your vamp adventurer partner, giant sword cleaving apart the air, her lithe form slipping just past and under it, forcing you to block her thin blade with the flat of your own hulking sword-wall
>Your rock to her water, the duel lasting hours, ending with your sword thrust out, her standing atop it, rapier to your throat
>Her victory, bringing it to a tie once more
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>>14583003
That's because the feeling of a cold blade going straight into your gut would be extremely uncomfortable, and you don't need to have experienced it to realize it.

So no it's not just you, everyone would be spooked by them if they were at the business end of one.
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>>14583028
I meant moreso than most other blades.
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Alright, I've finally managed to write shit to prove I'm actually trying and I'm not totally dead. It's shit, it needs editing, along with the rest of the paste, but fuck, I got it down. I may actually finish this shit in the forseeable future and then move on to my other projects like Semi-Incubised Veteran, if I don't intermittently add to them to keep the ideas fresh.

The text is now done in prose, the main character now has a real name, and currently we've had a small timeskip into useless semi-feelsy exposition whatever-the-shit. Nothing's really happening yet, but it will come soon. Starts at line 285.

http://pastebin.com/hDbE5Bpv

Comments, criticism, and calling me a faggot are welcome and encouraged, always.
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>>14583003
Swords made only for thrusting are shit tier, it's better when they are designed for both slashing/thrusting
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>>14583023
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good [six-shooter] at your side, kid.
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>>14583040
Very few swords are made only for thrusting
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>>14583040
which is one of the reasons I sadly choose long sword over katana
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>>14583042
>Hokey religions
Didn't know vampirism was a religion
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>>14583023
GRIFFITH
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>>14583038
Going from meme-arrows to prose confuses and frightens me.
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>>14583045
It's the better option for armored opponents anyways.
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>>14583052
at least the got the job done when they where made.
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>>14583040
Except that thrusting swords basically took over in the end and made other swords mostly obsolete.
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we are forgetting the best of both worlds
bayonets
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>>14583050
Motherfuck.
I'm thinking on eventually converting the whole thing to prose. I was given some advice on the topic last thread. Fuck, should I not do this?
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>>14583046
Of course it's a religion, look at this goddess!
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>>14583052
It's the better option period due to the katana having a shit guard, terrible durability, and being short as fuck for a 2 hander. Even against unarmed peasants you'd pick a longsword or a shortsword and a shield.
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>>14583008
>"beefman mclargehuge"
man I want a guy like that as a bodyguard
the monsters will have a hard time getting through that shit.
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>>14583061
Make it all prose, there's no point to the arrows. Also it would be better if it was written in the first or third person.
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>>14583064
>It's the better option period due to the katana having a shit guard, terrible durability, and being short as fuck for a 2 hander
That doesn't take into account the art of using it though. While I agree the longsword is better, I don't think you're giving the nippon stronk enough creddit.
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>>14583069
>Also it would be better if it was written in the first or third person.
Fuck off 2nd is the best
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>>14583066
Fool!
have you not seen anything in fighting media.
the big guys are usually the ones that go down first! some jinko or salamander is going to rape this shit out of your guard, and lets not get into the demons.
don't rely on anyone else. but some muscle on those bonds and up your speed. that is the only way to get out un raped
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>>14583074
Well I don't like it, and what I say goes because I have the commander of legions on my side!
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>>14583079
>Don't rely on anyone else.
But the power of friends beats all! has anime lied to me all these years?
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>>14583079
>doubting big guys
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>>14583089
What good is a big guy anyway?
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>>14583095
ask your self what you want as your defender looks wise
>prettyboy swordsman the looks like he'll snap if breathe on him
>>>14583066
>weird middle ground between the first two
>some wizard
>get your own hands dirty
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>>14583098
>some wizard
I choose this. I'll pick him myself, even. I'll take the one with the hat that says "wizzard", because he's obviously confident in his skills and can afford to be humorous about it!
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>>14583106
as long as he doesn't do bad puns constantly
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>>14583098
It really depends on where your going and what monsters your facing.
granted depending on skill, having a wizard is just a step below a gun
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>>14583095
I had an idea for a fic once, about a random soldier guy who ends up killing this big guy in a war and because of that has to be on the run from MGs that want the "trophy"

Never developed the idea though, seemed cliche as fuck. Big guys are the most common thing you can think of.

I wonder if there are bigfags in the human boy general.
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>>14583129
>I wonder if there are bigfags in the human boy general.
Oh man, if you think baneposting is bad in this dimension...
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>>14583129
>>14583129
>Most common thing
as body guards and starter bosses maybe.
we should have a big guy hero, one that doesn't rollover and take it like some braindead shota
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>>14583136
>>14583129
How big are we talkin'?
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>>14583139
Campness aside, jojo is the right about of big
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>>14583141
amount*
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>>14583136
In other words, Guts?
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>>14583098
fuck that shit
a pure girl with guns is what I want
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>>14583161
>Virginia
Good taste
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>>14583038
Oh hey, you're alive.
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>>14583080
A qt
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>>14583074
The thing with 2nd person is that the MC really can't have a whole lot of defining characteristics, otherwise it would defeat the purpose.
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>>14583106
I wonder if the amazons would find him cute
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First time I can call the thread a turtle instead of dead
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>>14583182
Why would it need a well-defined MC? the story was good as it was even in greentext form, it was focusing on the right stuff.

I actually want to see how it ends, feels like the characters will get what they want in the end.
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>>14583071
Not him but 2 handed swords aren't super practical most of the time, and Katanas have one of the worst possible designs for a 2 handed sword

The only reason they were ever effective at all was the Japanese were allergic to shields and didn't have the natural resources to produce good armor
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>>14583193
I'm not referring to this story in particular requiring a well-defined MC.
I'm just stating my opinion on 2nd-person stories in general because I have seen one where not only does the author use "you" and give the MC a proper name/characteristics, but also intentionally made the MC an unlikable twat.
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>>14583201
That and katanas were basically bog metal.
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Lets get back to the monsters. we can leave the anti-katana stuff for another day.

Who here likes werewolves? not hellhounds, just the good old werewolf.
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So why isn't anyone talking about the new KC mon?
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>>14583227
Werewolves are alright. They're almost like Khepris in the sense of coming with their own harem.
I prefer Kobolds, though. Much more chill.
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>>14583227
I like Werewolves but when it comes to lewdness they are vanilla as fuck, when it's about that, i liked more how the "in heat" thing worked for catgirls, i always liked how they are normal one moment and then the other they lust for your dick so bad it hurts.
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>>14583240
its not out yet
and if you tell me it is, pic or you a dirty liar
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I forgot this existed
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Monsters might be stronger than humies but... we'll always be bettwe than them at video games!
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>>14583266
the only monster I would allow to rape me would be one that that beat me at bomberman.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFo4xXzsQhU

>MFW Tarantulas molting
>MFW the tarantula style Arachne Crabman has can potentially molt
>And get bigger breasts
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>>14583258
Leashes make me diamonds.
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>>14583281
NOPE
O
P
E
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>>14583182
How does it defeat the purpose? You're not emphasizing with the story, and putting yourself in the story as the main character, you're emphasizing with the main character and putting yourself behind their eyes to have prime view of what they do
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>>14583282
Then would you become the Royal Executioner, punishing enemies of state?
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>>14583308
I would, only if am left alone to make... experiments with them.
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>>14583310
For science?
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>>14583312
Yes... for science.

Insert evil laughter here.
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>>14583318
there a pic of a scientist I need to find that fits this
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>>14583303
>Emphasizing with the main character and putting yourself behind their eyes to have a prime view of what they do.
A good author can make that happen with 1st, or even 3rd person.
The way I see it is that the purpose of 2nd person is to make the MC a self-insert, since the pronoun "you" is being used.
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>>14583323
The thing with 2nd person is that it's goal is to make you the reader as invested as possible in what's happening, making you bond with the character to the point you actually feel him as yourself.

First person just feels like you are hearing someone tell his tale instead of living it yourself and third person is... well, too chaotic at times, you don't know who you should be following and why.
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>>14583319
How's this?
To life, to life I'll bring them~
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>>14583323
A good author can do anything with anything. And you don't create a bland character to self insert into, not unless you're a boring writer, you make a badass, historied personality that people can relate to, and experience their story as if they were that character, not the character them, not the other way around.
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>>14583360
>you make a badass, historied personality that people can relate to
Wish I could do that.
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What do you think they're doing on /hbg/ right now?
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>>14583363
shitposting and wishing
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>>14583363
There's an Ogre gloating about how much snuff her hockey-playing boyfriend can use at once.
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>>14583363
They are probably discussing about how much they would like to rape shotas, with the casual faggot being baned for posting human girls.

Then suddenly and Oomukade brings yaoi into the thread making the Kikimora janitor clean the shitstorm that follows.
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>>14583338
>>14583360
Maybe I've seen too many terrible 2nd person stories, but I just feel like a good amount of them could benefit from being rewritten in 3rd person.
In some instances, the author decides that "you" do something which completely breaks the immersion for me because I immediately think "No I wouldn't."
If one of you could point me towards what would be considered an "excellently written" 2nd person story/novel/whatever, I would probably have a better leg to stand on in this discussion.
I'm no author, though. I'll leave that style of writing to the majors that specialize in it. Can't wait to start my first lab report of the semester.
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>>14583376
>In some instances, the author decides that "you" do something which completely breaks the immersion for me because I immediately think "No I wouldn't."
Yes, but that's only because you're not yet so involved with the character that you can easily go "Yes, I as this person, would do this."
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>>14583363
femdom vs maledom shitposting
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>>14583363
I hope the husbandofags there are able to be with the boy they love
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>>14583393
>"It's 2016 and there's still girls here who don't want to be at the mercy of a man"
>"Fuck off you Dormouse, not everyone here can attract men in their sleep"
>"I'm a Manticore you stupid dyke"
>"Sure and I'm the demon lord now stop baiting"
/hbg/ would be just as awful as these threads.
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Anyone know hot is feels when you're supposed to be writing one story but your bimbo of a muse is giving you ideas for three completely different ones?
Most of them have to do with ears.
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I'm going to help my yellow jacket GF infiltrate the bee girl fraternity!
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>>14583414
>hot is
how it*
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>>14583415
Sorority, even.
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>>14583363
Cheshire cats trolling.
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>>14583227
I love Werewolves, but like them more as being slightly less rapey Hellhounds. Having a tough Werewolf childhood friend fiercely protecting you would be amazing.
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Are you allowed to like monster girls if you're a human girl?
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Where were you when Jitsu Wa went absolute MADMAN and had Densei win something
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>>14583414
Not really. I just let the ideas sit in the back of my head. The forgettable ones fade away while the ones worth writing about will stick with me till I'm done writing the current story.
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>>14583414
>Anyone know hot is feels when you're supposed to be writing one story but your bimbo of a muse is giving you ideas for three completely different ones?
Sort of, I'm not really a writefag but I've got a number of different ideas spinning around in my head and telling me to give them a shot.
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>>14583363
MGs trolling by saying they want vanilla sex.
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>>14583429
On /a/, actually.
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>>14583428
Of course.
It's just that since they can't give them SE, they would search a human man together for threesome.
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>>14583428
Sure. Quite a number of monster girl artists outside these threads are actually girls.

People will find a reason to shitpost about yuri but there's literally no valid reason that a real girl couldn't like monster girls. We're not a group of shotas with a sign on the door saying "no girls allowed."
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>>14583444
No, we are higlhy sophisticated gentlemen who wear snappy suits, sit in comfy chairs and sip brandy by he fire with a crude "no gurls allowed" sign attached to the door.
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>>14583363
If there is a multiverse then it's very likely such a thread exists out there somewhere.
They'd all be doing exactly the same thing as us too, just talking utter shit, masturbating over pictures of their favourite type, and writing stories about raping or being raped by their favourite type.

They'd bitch about the official canon where magic doesn't exist in our world and ask weird questions to Baphomet KC like "Can people just walk into the White House and watch the President's wife giving birth?"
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Monster Girl drawing stream, featuring a Gandharva

https://picarto.tv/Barbariank
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>>14583428
I don't understand why you would like them.
The general stuff behind the most common setting here, MGE, is that human women get transformed into monsters whether they like it or not and monsters make better and more faithful lovers anyway.
I can see plenty of women being offended by it, and maybe not just the tumblr types.
That said, a girl who actually wants to be a succubus sounds hot as hell to me
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>>14583414
Absolutely. I'm in the middle of writing a story right now, but I have at least 3 ideas that I want to get out really soon. I won't let myself get distracted though, but I can't get the motivation or to finish the first one.
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>>14583450
>spoiler
I laugh harder than I should.

>>14583455
Nice, I like when the unpopular ones get more arts.
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>>14583414
I know how it feels. Except, instead of a sultry, voluptuous muse who whispers sweet nothings and honeyed promises, she's a brutish ogre not unlike the wicked step-sister parody in Shrek.

Calloused hands bludgeoning into my head that no story will ever be good enough in place of a feminine purr that promises delights in providing.
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>>14583450
I wonder what the MG versions of our writefags would be like.
I bet the anti-Alp would write about an oomukade finding a stinky smelly NEET in her basement or an Alp getting pounded by a black bara.
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>>14583450
Speaking of other universes, it kind of blows my mind that somewhere out there could be a world from one of our shitty stories, and in that reality somewhere is a monster writing an acclaimed fantasy novel about a world where humans exist alone and magic is impossible.
To someone out there, WE are the impossible fantasy characters. There might even be some girl commissioning art or dakis of you. Hell, Deruella might be passionately rubbing against her custom made daki of you and impatiently ordering the lead Baphomet to research interdimensional travel as I type this crazy shit.
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>>14583473
But Deruella is not my waifu.
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>>14583475
But to that version of Deruella, you're her perfect husbando. Just hope that the portal opens to another version of you I guess.
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>>14583473
According to the multiple universes theory, there are so many universes in existence that the probability of there existing an universe where human boy general exists as we describe is practically 100%

The probabilities are so infinite that there is indeed an universe somewhere where you are Deruella's perfect husbando.

It made me cringe a bit.
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>>14583448
But I'm a slob in a mildly uncomfortable wooden chair and swig beer rather than brandy.

Really though I'm fine with girls liking MGE as long as they aren't the "lol guyz I wanna lez out with a mg" type. They can simply say that they want to do lewd things without explicitly mentioning their gender and causing a shitstorm.
>>14583458
Well there's always the non-mge settings, like I said a few posts ago there's plenty of girls who draw monster girls who don't need semen to live. The majority of monster girls fall into this category but it doesn't mean the whole yuri thing should be forced here, it just means that girls liking monster girls in general is fine.
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>>14583469
>mg versions of writefags
I'm not creative to think of these.
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>>14583473
>There might even be some girl commissioning art or dakis of you
She better be a serious waifufag and not some seasonal cancer one.
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>>14583482
Anything is possible.

Anything :^)
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Someone kill me
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>>14583461
Oh, I've got the motivation to finish my story. It's just that it'll take me at least five more weeks, maybe more. All that other stuff just has to wait.
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>>14583484
>Magma Tits
>Husband, I am home and my magma is boiling?
>Ohhhh Miss Ilothe Ohhhh
>Let's do it, and I'll leave the volcano erupting
>Yes
>20 KM radius
>LILIMS GRINDING INTO DAKIS (MISS ILOTHE)
>Knights waifuing Dragons
>It was amazing
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>>14583489
What makes me cringes is that what you say is literally true, ANYTHING is possible.

There is literally an universe in existence out there where you have fetishes you despise to death in this reality, just think about that.
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>>14583495
I will do a Jet Li and hunt my alternate selves to obtain greater power and become The One.
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>>14583473
The problem with the multiverse theory is that it clearly states the status of "infinity" is achievable.

We know our universe had a beginning and will have an end. The chances of a multiverse not following the same rules is probably very little so our waifus probably don't exist in some alternate reality.
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>>14583484
>ThunderSister writing about antisemitism against Human Jewish Boys
>PRW...oman typing up green texts about african rapetrain mating dances and autistic librarian daki-men.
>
>those are pretty much the only two writers I actually pay attention to
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>>14583495
>There is a reality where you're Anthony Burch
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>>14583500
>this reality is not one of them
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>>14583499
>Harbladora writing about complete Average Joes
>Nyanon wanting to be wooed by an Italian cheese maker
>Bobbina wanting a Cheshire monsterboy to take his big, rigid barbed cat cock and shove it in her ass
>Fizz becomes an actual Cheshire
>Kitsch furiously masturbates and writes to the idea of her ideal husbando licking passionfruit syrup off her 'tum-tum'
>Quicksilver focuses on /ss/ only
>ParkedBuggy finally finishes Amazon
>Maritan turns her art into a Rastafarian who has a mini-Lilim constantly tripping balls
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>>14583484
>lanternon actually being that lantern monstergirl
>LDR actually being a vampire or lilim
>Harblador actually being a great old one with a love of writing smut. That drives all mortal readers insane
>Peterdnzl is a huge jinko now
>Bob is still some guy who ruined cheshires, only now he fears for his life because cheshires are real and they want revenge
>Alp still can't write for shit, but at least he has some amazing tits.
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>>14583507
>Quicksilver focuses on /ss/ only
But she'd also like big strong men too, I can't think of an MG with such opposite fetishes.
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>>14583510
>Alp still can't write for shit
Why do you still hate?
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>>14583498
be a killjoy somewhere else. in my head infinity is possible. i don't care if the multiverse doesn't have the energy to make all possible universes from infinite possibilities, i just want to believe it can, it's the only thing that makes me think life can be less shitty.
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>>14583517
hi aLp
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>>14583517
>alp will never write a story where he meets his alternate reality self and they sit down to question is sex between them would count as incest or masturbation

You'll come back to us, you will...

Please?
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>>14583517
Because Alp is like one of three people who have absolute shit for writing ability.
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>>14583520
Isn't your imagination enough to satisfy that?

Why does /jp/ need to believe it's even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a possibility their waifus really exist in some other universe.
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>>14583498
Infinite =/= There are so many that we can't keep track of them anymore.
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I want to woo a monster girl with fabulous poses!
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>>14583524
Masturbation, and no.
>>14583526
Why do you say things that you know will hurt me?
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>>14583545
Because as one of those people all I can offer you is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk

Harden the fuck up.
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I want to hogtie and gag my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru! I want to sit naked on the opposite side of the bed from them and see who can struggle over to me first! Whoever wins gets a dicking! Whoever loses still gets a dicking.
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>>14583545
>Meet the alternate version of yourself where you are a qt monster girl
>She starts to be flirty and invades your personal space
>She gets tired of it and goes directly to try and give you a blowjob
>When you try to complain she just replies
>"Don't worry, i am just masturbating myself"
How weird would it feel at that moment?
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>>14583517
Don't worry Alp, compared to that guy from TFT that literally writes self insert furry stories you're a top level writer.

And cruel jokes aside, your stuff is enjoyable. I still hold a grudge against you for making Oomukades stinky but that was more the thread's fault for turning it into a meme.
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>>14583510
>>14583524
I want to fuck Alternate Reality Alp in front of our reality Alp. I bet she'd say weird Alp-ish things during sex, like if it was some old time anime or some shit.
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>>14583507
>>ParkedBuggy finally finishes Amazon

Somewhere out there is a universe where I'm a fucking sex symbol.
A universe where Half Life 3 exists
A universe where monstergirls made contact and now all of our alternate selves are happy and content in the arms of our waifus
A universe where humanity has created FTL travel and now live as gods in an intergalactic utopia

But I refuse to believe a universe exists where ParkedBuggy has finished that story. I bet it's some constant across the multiverse, the one thing that connects all realities, that this guy made a nice Amazon story and then just left it at chapter one.
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>>14583557
>>14583560
This thread is going places I'd rather not know exist.
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>>14583536
What the hell are you talking about. You're talking about a theoretical physical sense of infinity. Which is described as counting zeros forever until you hit a "1" and then try to go for "2" and so on.

Infinite possibilities of the multiverse is still restricted by the limit of the energy it has to create more universes. My waifu is probably not existent but it's a nice thought.
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Would Alp fucking anti-Alp be yuri? Or yaoi?
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>>14583558
You mean Sukiru Ikeda? Literally nobody from that site likes or wants him there.
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>>14583560
"Daddy-o, this is a rip-roaring time I tell you!"
"I say, I say, I'mma cum again I am!"
"Jee willikers I ejaculated a lot. That climax was fine and dandy, just look at my turgid tallywacker!"
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>>14583578
>turgid tallywacker
oh god
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>>14583577
Yup, that's exactly who I was talking about.
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>>14583517
Alp is that you? i thought you died?

please write something when you feel up to it
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>>14583577
>tfw he commented on there saying he enjoyed one of my stories
I still feel dirty.
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>>14583557
Not going to lie, I'd totally fuck my alt-universe self. She'd probably be a Beelzebub or something due to my awful habits and personality but hey, Beelzebubs are pretty cute.
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>>14583584
How am I expected to rest in peace when you people keep bringing my ghost back with your grudges?
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>>14583578
That sounds like the boy, what does the girl alp say?
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>>14583582
Removing him, Ovarian Cists, and any other shit tier writer would actually vastly improve the site's quality. Bob not withstanding if hating him is your schtick.
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>>14583591
I wouldn't fuck my alt self unless she had fetishes that perfectly corresponded with mine instead of being exactly mine. I like too much stuff that I wouldn't want to be done to me.
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>>14583557
But I'd probably be a doppelganger MG. How would that work?
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>>14583597
I don't really hold much against the site. It has some good writers and some bad, it doesn't take long to realise who is and isn't worth following.

I don't even hate Bob, sure he's written some stuff I hate but he's also done some nice stuff too.
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>>14583596
"I say, you've gone and filled me to the brim with your baby batter, daddy-o! D'you expect me to bake a bun in this oven?"
"What's that? Done so soon? But you've not had any cafe-au-laite with your crepe!"
"I-It's okay, I'll let you put the paper bag on my and hit me and call me mean things and please don't stick my tail in my ass, you gave me bowed legs for days. ;_;"
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>>14583596
"My tight taco is as wet as an autumn's morn it is!"
"Yeehaw! I'm feeling giddy from this rammin'! Yeehaw!"
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>>14583596
"Oh my! Your turdid tallywacker is tenaciously trawling my trembling trench!"
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>>14583578
>>14583609
>>14583608
>>14583615
These aren't even exaggerations, are they?
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>>14583608
>>14583609
>>14583615
Perkele.
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>>14583609
>>14583615
Goddamnit you two I nearly spat my drink at my monitor.

>>14583603
I still pity the fool who actually thinks Bob's tumor is a good writer.
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>>14583608
>>14583609
>>14583615
Well, as long as she has good breasts this'll do. Worse case I can shut her up by putting something in her mouth.
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>>14583473
>Meanwhile in MG universe
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>>14583620
>Someone made that "ironically"
>People bought that "ironically"
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>>14583620
It occurs to me that purest girl would be partial to fedorists. This cannot stand.
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>>14583616
The only way to find out would be to actually read Alp's shit, and ain't nobody got time for that, by crikey!
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>>14583618
>I still pity the fool who actually thinks Bob's tumor is a good writer.
It's less that I think he's a good writer and more that despite the massive amounts of shit he pumps out, once in a while he gets it right.
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>>14583619
>Alp meditates at his desk
>Anti-Alp manifests
>She's just as self-depricating as he is
>He's only thinking FINALLY A GIRL IN MY BEDROOM
>They spend an entire evening speaking in weird jib about wet tacos and turgid tallywhackers and how he wants to bury his wedding tackle into her deepest parts
>Alp wakes up the next morning, cold and alone
>The Christmas special for Kampfer was on all night on repeat on his computer monitor
>Nothing says love like your own genderbent clone
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>>14583624
Yeah, I'm not doing that. That's why I asked.
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>>14583619
>Worse case I can shut her up by putting something in her mouth.
Your tongue is probably the best bet. Kissing an annoying girl is the best way to make her be quiet without her realising what's going on.
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>>14583629
You should do it though. See the birth of a meme.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ
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>>14583632
Why would you post a link, guy. He doesn't even deserve bot hits.
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>>14583638
I like Night Terrors, you like Night Terrors, everybody likes Night Terrors. That's why the meme never dies.
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>>14583557
MY VERY OWN CLONE. NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS!
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>>14583038
Poor daughteru, losing her only maternal figure.
In that regard, I do look forward to more.
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I want to sneak into Sabbath HQ and kidnap an unsuspecting loli to use as an onahole.
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>>14583524
Incest in branching timelines/alternate dimensions, masturbation in looping timelines.
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>>14583557
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

If the girl you rolled was your alt version self, would you fuck you?
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>>14583688
>Cockatrice
I'd fuck me. Would you fuck me?
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>>14583688
>cupid
the answer is yes
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>>14583688
>Kitsune-bi
>foxy ghost me
Yeah. besides, i'm the only perso>>14583688
who deserves a shit like me
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>>14583688
>Kraken
My alt version is an Onee-san monster girl? It's like a fucking match made in heaven.
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>>14583688
>Lich
Sure.
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>>14583688
>Gandharva
I'd fuck me.
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>>14583688
>Ren Xiongmao

Absolutely.
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>>14583688
>Nightmare
She's shy and only acts tough in dreams? Replace dreams with "internet" and we're basically the same.

I'd fuck my alt-universe self though, front pussy is acceptable and she's got a great pair of tits.
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>>14583688
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Dark Priest

I'm not even religious, but to be fair she is from a world where gods are provable and show up. My obsession with video games and movies would for her be sex and the Fallen God.
I'm in for a very creepy session of her gushing about how amazing an eternity of pleasure will be all while knowing that this is supposed to be myself. I mean, I masturbate a lot as it is, god knows how much she would play with herself being an actual sex demon.

I don't think I'd want to fuck her, but I would be curious about what she looks like. What would my ugliness by like after a heavy dose of demonic energy? How big would her tits be? Would she be happy for me to waffle on about video games if I listened to her perverted ranting?
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I wonder if Kitsune-Bi can possess other monstergirls.
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>>14583733
She'd probably be happy to blow you all day while you play vidya. If it were me I'd just jump on it.
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>>14583741
Yes. Ghosts can possess anything that doesn't have SUPERIOR WILLPOWER.
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>>14583688
I wouldn't, no matter the species. There's already enough stress from one of me, let alone two.
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>>14583754
This.
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>>14583748
Yeah, but technically I'm sucking my own dick. I'm sure she'd be down with it because she's a monstergirl and she'd know I'd understand her the most out of anyone, but this is weird shit.
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>>14583688
>beelzebub
Why did I expect anything different

The answer is yes
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>>14583754
>Kitsune-Bi slips into the mind of a sleeping dragon, taking a century to undermine her psyche until she's ready for the final push to take complete control of her consciousness and body, eradicating the previous personality
>Stumble across a dragon with ghost fire spilling out of her wings and a wavering crown of blue flame that sometimes forms tall fox-like ears, the blue flame of her tail making it look almost bushy and furry
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Do you think that some Lamia or in the Lamia category have a size fetish? I mean, they can stand up at different points of their tails, and their tales can be pretty long.
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>>14583693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
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>>14583688
>Inari
A solid yes.
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>>14583770
Jesus Christ we've created a monster.
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>>14583771
>I want an adventurer to laugh at my tiny tail!
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>>14583688
Apophis.

Yup. Though it'd be awkward.
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>>14583688
>troll
AWWW SHIIIEEETT
THEY KNOW
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>>14583688
>Hobgoblin

she's the totally opposite of me,but would I fuck her no i'd make sweet sweet love to her.
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>>14583688
>Vamp Mosquito
It's true, I've been described as a fun vampire.
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>>14583688

>Akaname
Yeah, I think that I could stick it in.

Hope she shares my fetishes though because it's going to get pretty kinky
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So, I managed to get this done somehow.
>>/v/322896883
For anyone that's somehow unable to access the crosslink, the picture is a monstergirl version of the Orphan of Kos.
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>>14583770
Hello boner.
It seems we meet again.
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>>14583806
Would you tie a knot in her tongue? Would you wrap it around her head and gag her with it?

I would.
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>>14583808
I screwed that up indefinitely.
>>>/v/322896883
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>>14583808
>Orphan of Kos
Some say Kosm.
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>>14583733
>fuck, I bought so much shit off steam this sale, I'm lucky I'm not broke!
>yeah, well my new vibrator utterly wrecked me so hard, I thought I was gonna die!
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>>14583777
The only monsters we have created right now are the multiple anons wanting to fuck their alternate themselves.
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>>14583688
>Mummy
Not sure how to feel about this outside of ambivalent.
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>>14583788
Shit man, if it's awkward for you I'll gladly take over and help your alt apophis out
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>>14583815
Maybe as a joke.
If she is alternate me then she's going to have a pretty good sense of humor along with self-esteem that is less than great.

Best part is I now have a lifting buddy and shower sex will be a must, although I think that her chest will be rather lacking if my sister is anything to go by.
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>>14583808
>loli
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I'm going to steal Anya into my sci-fi story if nobody else wants her. Hope that makes you happy, Alpie.
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>>14582466
Isn't that Stalin?
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>>14583847
I want Stalin to stop trying to conquer my countries and my heart.
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>>14583693
>>14583694
>>14583697
>>14583703
>>14583704
>>14583706
>>14583707
>>14583724
>>14583733
>>14583769
>>14583776
>>14583788
>>14583797
>>14583789
>>14583800
>>14583823
>>14583806


God Damn it this isn't what I meant when I told you people to go fuck yourselves.

>>14583688
Umbrella girl. Why is this so fitting?
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>>14583688
>Demon Lord
Holy fuck what. Do I even get a say in the matter?
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New girl next week I assume?
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>>14583859
Too bad!
Me an female me with an extra long tongue are going to fuck all morning till I have to go to work!
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>>14583833
Anon take it from me you're gonna have a bad time.
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>>14583839
>Using a character created by probably the one guy worse than Alp
>Implying anybody will give a shit
Whew lad, you almost had me going there for a moment.
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>>14583871
>the one guy worse than Alp
Huh?
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>>14583833
>Your Alt aphopis self is giving you problems
>You call your alt pharaoh self to come and help you
Was that a good decision?
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>>14583847
Yeap
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>>14583860
Well Anon, it looks like you're nothing but used goods after all.
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>>14583880
Well, if you wanted a three some with the two alt-yous trying to outdo each other than yes.
yes you did.
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>>14583882
Handsome bastard.
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>>14583688
>Cheshire Cat
Nice. My smile is so fucking girly it spooks me.
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>>14583688

>Mantis

Surprisingly fitting. Sure.
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So I was out walking in the woods today and noticed a lot of squirrels running about. They were hopping from tree to tree and making some insane jumps across flimsy branches that could barely hold their weight.
So if KC makes a squirrel girl I'm thinking she should have an interest in parkour, perhaps to get up tall buildings to get to the guys who live there.
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>>14583688

If my alternate self is still ugly on the inside, I would not.
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>>14583918
I want a Cat girl, a Squirrel girl, a Kunoichi and a Mantis to have a free-running competition!
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>>14583918
As long as she doesn't bury my nuts and forget where she hid them then I think we can get along.
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>>14583918
Would the squirrel girls fill their cheeks with semen until it is bloating and then go around in public like that?
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>>14583933
No, they'd swallow so that it was their stomach that was bloated and go around like that.
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>>14583877
B.
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>>14583946
I sure don't remember that.
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>>14583688
>Undine
I'd fuck me.
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How can you stay mad when she gives you... The Look?
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I want to work for an older kiki business women with a stern glare, a habit of cleaning up my desk whenever she swings by, and a frilly maid dress she wants to wear but never has because she can't find a master.
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>>14583933
No, they would fill their cheeks with your dick and your nuts.
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>>14583997
By realizing all the cleaning up that needs to be done.
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>>14583918
I'm so glad I managed to order a copy of the new Makoto doujin from Tanabe.

Soft squirrel in a hot spring. What could be finer?
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>>14584005
I would be glad to see a story like this developed, like an anon meets a Kiki online and they develop one of those standard dom/sub relationships.

Then the anon finds a job and his boss is no other than the Kiki he met online, how would that sudden change of roles would work?
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>>14584019
That would be nice. Someone do this, please.
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>>14584013
Please scan it, I'd be very grateful.
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>>14584026
I probably won't get mine for a couple weeks; I'm sure someone'll scan it before then.
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>>14584019
I imagine that she would try to get keep her stern demeanor up but would occasionally let a 'Master' slip out or start absentmindedly cleaning his desk or brushing his hair.
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>>14584036
>Boss, i brought you your coffee.
>Thank you master.
>Then she blushes heavily
>Eh.. i mean, anon
>Then she takes a napkin and starts absent-mindedly wiping her own desk
>She stops when she realizes it and then shoos you from her office
>Not without slipping a "master" again
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>>14583038
This. I like this.

>>14583069
It's fine as it is.
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>>14584051
>Starts wiping her desk
>Then she moves to straightening Anon's shirt
>She's just about to start wiping his cheek when she suddenly realizes what she's doing.
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>>14583959
Well he's the guy who can be considered Anya's father, as shit as that is.
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>>14584051
Kikis an absolute best.
A mature, dom kiki giving me orders while still calling me master is a fantastic thing indeed
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>>14584064
>Middl-aged Kikimora with small crows feet at the corners of her eyes
>Having given up on becoming an Anon's special meido, or motherhood
>Focuses on her job
>TFW you will never tenderly dick her on her own desk in the office only for her to absent mindedly begin cleaning it
>Her blouse still half opened, letting you see her perspiring cleavage
>TFW instead of berating you for fucking your boss, she just takes one of your hands and puts it on her head
>Her ears flopping ever so slightly at the idea of a Master giving her headpats
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>>14584073
Unf.
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>>14583688
>Would I fuck me?
yes, but then you get into the argument of it being actual sex or just masturbation...
Oh I totally didn't even roll a MG.
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Hey! Time for a quick workout!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yJ8ll6um8c
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>>14584073
I wonder if she's able to produce milk to nurture daughters despite her age.
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>>14584082
Then roll you fool!
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>>14584098
Wikipedia taught me that lactation can be induced with physical stimulation.
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>>14584098
If not, just slip her some Mega Holst milk.
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>>14584106
Well shit.
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>>14584101
I got a dark priest.
I can totally take me out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her back.
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>>14584106
I now have the image of an office kiki sitting at her desk, blushing heavily due to the two damp spots on her shirt caused by a bit too much 'fun time' with Master

>>14584109
But then she's going to have tits the size of her head!
You don't invoke that milk casually Anon.
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>>14584115
But she knows your address.
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>>14584078
http://exhentai.org/s/6a9f1897ea/751267-16

Domineering middle-aged women are unf.
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>>14584117
>You don't invoke that milk casually Anon.
Oh, but I do.
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>>14584123
But she can't use her computer if her tits get in the way, not to mention all the money she'll need to spend on new clothes.
Then again, the latter she may be able to do at home with some thread and needles.
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>>14584127
It's ok, I'll hold them for her! Or just open her shirt and hook her up to a milking machine for the rest of theday!
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>>14584130
But what if she has a meeting?
You can't have office kiki showing up with her top open and a milking machine running as she explains how things are going to the shareholders.
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>>14584115
What MG would Dorothy Mantooth be?
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>>14584136
So then you get her magic milking pads or even a nice rubber milking bra! Something easily concealed under her clothes so nobody knows how leaky she is!
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>>14583688
>Sylph
Sure. Whatever.
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>>14584095
>You will never get swole with buffcubus and /fit/ituar
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>>14584150
I guess.
Just don't give her anymore.
She can only get so big before she's stacking papers atop her breasts and needs to get specially ordered clothes.
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>>14584170
I'm not that mean anon, she needs to keep up her appearance for the sake of the business.
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>>14584183
Good man.
I know theres probably a few folks who would give business kiki more so that she has to carry her chest in her arms.
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>>14584192
I'd do that to a lot of girls though, just not business Kiki. Business Kiki deserves the respect of her clients. And headpats in her office after hours.
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I want to put Business Kiki's ear in my mouth and make a derpy face at her.
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>>14584163
No pain no gain! Now let's go fuck in the rain!
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>>14584201
Good man, nothing makes a Kiki feel special like some after business headpats.
As for the other thing, I'd totally do that to business tanuki.
She's got enough money not to worry about it.
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>>14584163
>>14584223
I'm scaroused.
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>>14584240
Get huge! Huge! HUGE!
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>>14584163
>>14584223
I think I'll just stay at home instead.
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>>14584246
You want Sergeant Kikimora Ivanovitsa to come to your house instead?
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>>14583056
This can be primarily attributed to the prevalence of firearms on the battlefield and not due to the merits of thrusting swords alone.
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>>14584251
Why would she be coming over?
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>>14584261
To supervise your squats, duh. She's your new personal trainer!
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>>14584264
But I'm awful at that sort of thing. She would give up on me.
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I still remember that time when we discussed milking Vampires.
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>>14584274
Damn it. I'm imagining milking them like a cobra.
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>>14583688
>Lizardgirl
Fuck yes, and I'd also get a shooting buddy out of it.
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>>14584290
Would Snakegirls need to be milked?
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>>14584296
Who knows. There might be freaks out there who'd use snake venom as some sort of aphrodisiac.
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>>14584290
Not that kind of milking.
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>>14582473
Nyanon yes!
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>>14584268
>Implying buff monster girls give up
>Implying they won't be training you until you're strong enough to bench them
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Accept the love of Hoof Pussy Kingdom and you'll get free transportation from wherever you live to their borders.

This includes even the most difficult places like Small Defenseless Village Z and Canada.
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>>14584326
Hearts on fire, strong desire!
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>>14584327
I live in the Miriana Trench.
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>>14584326
I'd make her give up.
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>>14584342
Would you go so far as to say that you "must break her?"
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>>14584347
Nah. I'd just be bad at doing whatever she told me to do.
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>>14583038
I am like 300% sure you are supposed to be dead.

Alright entry, but the emotion is a bit blunted by how little I remember of the previous entry due to the time difference and how short it is. 9/11 it's ok
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>>14584334
You're already married and a citizen of Sea Pussy Kingdom if that's true.
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>>14583688
>Medusa
Its not gay it's masturbation!
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The way into the heart is through THE STOMACH, NORMAN!
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>>14584374
Who's Norman?
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>>14584395
The Green Goblin.
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>>14584366
Actually I sort of got lost and ended up stuck here
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>>14584441
Will you share your seed?
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Would you become a manwhore in MGC?
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>>14584445
Hey, I'm walking here!
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>>14584443
Well really I'd just like to get back home. It' dark, wet, and I'm scared.
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>>14584445
Hell yes. Until I get my waifu or find a better job.
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>>14584455
No man refuses a woman after that long at sea... IT'S AN ALP! GET IT!
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>>14584445
No, but I might become a cuddlewhore. http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human
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She's a Vampire, so this is relevant to /mgg/. Tell me, what am I in for with Tsukihime?
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>>14584445
Depends, what kind of manwhore are we talking about here? A cheap whore who goes with any monster girl with 10 bucks to spare or an classy manwhore who hires himself out to classy Wights and Kitsune?

I'm not sure why I'm asking because I'd love to do both.
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>>14583688
>familiar

God help us all.
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>>14584476
It has an anime series.
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>>14584477
What about this kind of a manwhore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA
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>>14584490
You refer, of course, to Carnival Phantasm.
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>>14584441
>>14584455
This sounds like a trap set by the Undead Pussy Kingdom Whordes to harm more Hoof Pussy citizens.
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Have a fox "Eating" a popsicle.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2022797
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>>14584500
Holy shit
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>>14584500
That artist has some nice stuff.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2929663
While I don't care for the show it's from, I'd love this with a Familiar imouto.
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>>14583997
This looks like the sort of scene I'd expect in a Dreamworks or Pixar movie.
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>>14584500
While well animated, having a popsicle in any other orifice besides the mouth must be a bit painful.
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>>14584445
Anon's the name, paw rubs in back alleys in my game.
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>>14584541
Like anyone is going to trust that.
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>>14583688
I rolled 2 times in total, the last one being 2 months ago, got Chimera both times.
FATE
A
T
E
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REMINDER: A cat is NOT fine too
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>>14583688
>Apophis
Should I be ashamed that my answer is yes?
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Rabbit rabbit
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>>14584549
Lucky man.
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>>14584554
Not at all.
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>>14584500
'sgood
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>>14584554
If you said no I would've fuck alt you, make of that what you will
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>>14584550
She seemed to think differently by the end though.
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>>14584559
That's fucked up, she's offering herself as food? Vore fetishists are creepy.
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>>14584580
You mean when she was raped by fat old men or whatever?
Oh, it was just a dream
OR MAYBE NOT? DUN DUN DUUUN
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>>14584587
You sure you have the right doujin? Because that's not even close to what happened.
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>>14584584
Pretty sure she's suggesting he "eat" her in the sexual sense.
Rabbits are lewd.
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I want to be bullied by Druella
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>>14584550
That whole manga was such a mindfuck.

Still better than the other things by the author though...
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>>14584605
Yeah, but why get on a plate?
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>>14584587
It was a drug-and-paranoia fueled panic high, actually.

MC needed to get off the 'shrooms.
REMOVE MATANGO.
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>>14584595
Huh?
No, you are the one who got the doujin wrong. Or didn't read it until the end
http://exhentai.org/g/519816/23785c55b3
She gets raped by MC's douche friend, then by her father, then by random men
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>>14584610
>Wanting to be bullied
>Not wanting to be teased and cuddled
I mean I understand people have different tastes, but you could do so much better.

>>14584614
Shut up and eat her out anon.
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>>14584541
>Not setting up your own paw rubs massage parlour

Back alley paw rubs are one thing, sure. But nothing will compare to taking a cute hellhound into a softly furnished, candlelit room, and asking her to lie down on a warm towel. Then you come in with your gear, and start asking her how her day was while rubbing in tingly massage oils, softening up those pawpads while she sighs in relaxation.
Wherever they're rich, overworked CEO types or poor unsociable NEETs, they'll be able to forget all their worries and just spend a good couple of hours sighing in pleasure.
Maybe I'll set up some discounts for monthly regulars, as well.
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>>14584623
But I don't want to eat a sapient being! It's sick and wrong!
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>>14584541
>>14584543
Yeah, unlike me. Dragonslut Anon, ready and willing to do whatever the Dragon lady wants to do. Clawrubs? Wing and Back massages? Hoard polishing? For the graceful Serpentine Dragons, tail coiling and uncoiling therapeutic massages, and for those lovely Jabberwocks, giving all of those tentacles extra loving care. Anons the name, and making dragons happy is my game.
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>>14584610
I want to marry Druella.
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>>14584616
>>14584620
Clearly I must have skipped that part and removed it from my memory as with 90% of jap porn considering how shit it is.
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>>14584636
What of they make you wear a lewd butler's outfit?
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>>14582900
If only a spidergirl would wrap me up in her legs.
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>>14584634
I'm talking about cunnilingus anon.
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>>14584636
Oh, so you're basically the same as me then. Except I'm all about Kitsune and Foxgirls instead of Dragons.
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>>14584610
Me too.
You have good tastes.
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>>14584640
Trust me, it's nothing compared to the author's other two major works; neither of which have the "It was all just a paranoid drug-induced delusion" out.
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>>14584640
What a pleb
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>>14584610
>>14584623
I would rather be chased down by a powerful monster, like a Lilim, with her taunting me the whole time that I can't run from her forever.
When she inevitably catches me and pins me down, I'll be fearing for my life (since I must have done something so horrible to warrant her chasing me down herself), she'll hold me close and cuddle me while teasing me for running from my new wife.
All before carrying me to her castle and ravaging me so ferociously that her whole kingdom knows.
>>
Wow, it's quiet.
Are you all in bed spooning and fingering kitsunes?
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>>14584789
I wish.
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>>14584789
I have the urge to check my bed for signs of foxes when I get home.
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>>14584789
I was admiring beautiful brown birds.
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>>14584793
A Gandharva tries to seduce you with beautiful melodies! Roll for a will save!
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>>14584793
dat fragrance. nice work and happy to see Ganharva get some loving, fluffy pubes are the best
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>>14584789
go dufking daMNIT I JUST WANT TO FUCKING TOUCH THE FLUFFY TAIL
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>>14584796
I rolled a 3
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>>14584793
I can appreciate that he's a good artist, but those faces always put me off so much. I think its because he goes for an anime style body then tries to make the face semi realistic.
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>>14584796
But what if I don't want to be saved? Her song is wonderful and she looks like a nice enough girl.
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>>14584802
You walk straight into her feathery embrace.

You have been Husbando'd
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>>14584796
Rolled a 1.
Critical failure. Fug.
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>>14584810
I'm ok with this.
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>>14584817
That means you get heart pupils.
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>>14583688
>Will-o-wisp
I don't think I have a choice in the matter.
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>>14583688
>Dryad
But I'm bad with plants. I have a better chance accidentally killing her
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I want to stalk on defenseless MGs while they are taking a bath!
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>>14584837
And then what?
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>>14584840
Steal their pantsu.
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>>14584844
The fiend
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>>14584844
Curious, but what is your end game?
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>>14584837
I want a Hellhound to stalk me while I'm defenceless in the bath.

I'm be totally okay with her jumping in too, we'd have our own makeshift hot tub thanks to her body heat.
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>>14584791
You'll get your wish someday. Maybe.

>>14584792
Remember to check for the three Fs:
Fluff on the covers.
Fluid on the sheets.
And Fu-fu-fu-ing coming from behind you.

>>14584793
Damn, look at those feather textures. Barb's amazing.

>>14584800
Please don't suffer a stroke because of cute foxes.
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>>14584844
And then put them on your head as masks because pantsu hold traces of a monster girl's power, right?
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