Today is my birthday! C-can we get an Alice thread, please?

How about hard mode: no shipping with Marisa.

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>>14574664
no

>>14574673
pls its my b-day ;-;

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>>14574702
happy birthday, you're old and near of your demise.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=alice_margatroid+rating%3aexplicit

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Happy birthday! Please take good care of my daughter!

>>14574739
Every time I see that guy's Alice I want to tie her up and fuck her senseless for the rest of her life.

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>>14574664

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>>14574770
Alice is a loving kind magician and very attractive too. I'm willing to be she would be up for that if you were the right kind of man for her, only if you get approval from Shinki first though.

>>14575392
It's no fun if she consents. That's the whole point.

>>14575446
Imagine what she would do to you if you even attempted to do that, it's scary man.

>>14575446
All you have to do in that case is get Shinki's approval without Alice knowing. It'd be even better knowing that when Alice runs to Shinki to cry about it, she'll learn exactly what transpired.

>>14575481
I have a dick and no face. I am unstoppable.

>>14575502
Ooooh, that sounds...nice. Really nice. That scene would be worth it on its own.
How to sell "I'm going destroy your daughter," though...

>>14575894
I love these.

>>14575939
This to.

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I got a lot of alice.

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Do you want sexy Alice?

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>>14576007
In many cases, yes.

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>>14576014
Roki is a god

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>>14575996

How's it going Soma?

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>>14576020
He is. His half of the dream team Alice book is some of the best of it's kind out there.

>>14576046
Yes, yes, she lost the bet, but you could at least not watch her change.

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>>14576050
I deserve a little something after managing to beat all her dolls without using a bomb or getting hit.

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>>14576064
You're already getting to see her dressed up in some ridiculous costume, isn't that enough?

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>>14576081
I put up a high stake item of mine its only fair. I did leave her a little gift though.

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>>14576164
Ugh. Well take it all in, because you're never seeing it again. For all Alice's dress-making skills, she herself doesn't play dress-up much.
Gift?

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>>14576193
Ya. Gave her a fine violin and now shes getting her dolls to play in a band.

As much as I did enjoy seeing her like that I also do adore the clothes she wears. Hopefully that motivates her to train harder so it wont happen again *chuckles*

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>>14576227
Well you're just asking me to post this now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGnKoG6D99k

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>>14574671
This sounds like a wonderful idea. I'll post what I have just because you said that.

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Happy Birthday!

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Alice is perfect!

>>14576544
Considering how she plays with her dolls, is this Alice offering herself to the viewer?

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>>14574664
Happy brithday
Have a happy ride!

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>>14578821
I will bump till dry

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>>14578827
Oh, I'm already dry.
I throuth that I have more Alices, sorry.

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Do you want some cake?

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>>14579670
I would love some, Alice/

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>>14579670
>>14581326
https://vine.co/v/iBKunYHxtMQ

>>14574664
I want Alice to become the new dime hooker Touhou so Reimu can get a break from the cheap-ass prostitution.

>>14585127
Reimu becomes the pimp.

Who should she have in her ring aside from Alice?

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Alice is pretty cute.

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>>14585127

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>>14585797
Whoa Alice is big!

>>14585848
Sprinkler paizuri

>>14585797
I really hate to be that faggot asking, but cropped images don't play nicely with reverse image search and "alice + big breasts" doesn't exactly narrow things down either.

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>>14585662
I think Alice, Patchy and Marisa could all give a top-grade disgusted face throughout sex.

Youmu would make a good innocent girl, but there's really no substitute for Reimu herself as the uncaring emotionless fuck.

Yuyuko seems like the best choice for the MILF of the stable: Yukari and Yuuka would be amazing, but top-level girls like them would be impossible to get into prostitution.

>>14585955
It's Big Breast Puppeteer's Hypnosis or something.

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>>14585848
I would go to the gulags if I could have paizuri with Alice.

>>14576052
This pic always turns me on

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Do you want to join Alice?

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>>14590700
I'd be honored to be able to join Alice.

>>14586909
Anything possible with enough drugs, magic, and faceless dudes, anon.

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I want to live in a world conquered by Alice

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hug the alice
kiss the alice
love the alice
protect the alice

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>>14590719
It will be long, sleepless nights to study the secrets of this place and may be dangerous.

>>14590726
>protect the alice
You've chosen a difficult path.

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What is Alice's breast size? I must know.

>>14590726
creampie the Alice

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>>14574671
I find it annoying anyway

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I've tried getting my gf to cosplay as Alice so many times that she now thinks I have a capelet fetish.

I do, but I mostly have an Alice fetish.

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>>14594801
then the mood gets somber as you remind everyone else they will be forever alone.

Gangbanging Alice and pasing her around like a doll!

>>14596085
Would you use Alice after a nasty jpsie has cummed inside of her?

>>14596189
Yes! Actually I'd prefer to have Alice's purity destroyed by a gross jpsie cock before putting mine in her! I want to feel stale cum slosh around and be pushed out as I enter her loosened-up pussy!

>>14596189
Of course!
Alice is made for that! Well even she isn't we'll do just that!

>>14605111
Does Alice visit her mom regularly?

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>>14605172
I would assume so, Alice seems like the type of girl that would have a good relationship with her mom.

>>14576227
>plays russian bow grip
>not franco-belgian
this somehow seems out of character

Alice was molested by her mom!

>>14605367
But she doesn't realize that anything is wrong with that.

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>>14574664
Heh, today s m birthday too.
All I want is Alice.

>>14605642
Happy birthday anon, but Alice is already mine. I'll lend her to you.

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>>14607458
She can't be yours, she's not real!

>>14574770
You can live for hundreds of years?

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>>14575446
I want to rape Alice softly. Gentle touching, kissing, foreplay, lotus position with cuddling afterwards. I'd tell her I love her every day. I wonder how long it would take for her mind to break and her to get Stockholm syndrome...?

>>14618698
Rapists can't kiss or they'll get bitten.

>>14622600
Why don't more rape victims bite off their attacker's dicks? It's not like you'll be in any position to take revenge if you're lying in a pool of crotchblood.

>>14622890
Obviously, they secretly love it too much to even consider.

Realistically though, I'd wager no rape victim is aware and thinking clearly enough to realize it might work out.

>>14622950
>it might work out
And it might not work out, in which case your average man is capable of killing your average woman. Military and industrial men have managed to lose limbs without immediately fainting.

>>14622890
What if they had a knife to their throat?

>>14622967
Right. Hence "might" instead of "would". Even if the guy isn't one of those types, adrenaline is powerful.

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>>14618698
>I wonder how long it would take for her mind to break and her to get Stockholm syndrome...?
Why the hell would you want that?

>>14623109
Because mind break and seeing a girl reduced to a walking sex toy is hot.

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>>14623149
But then she's just a slut, and that's no fun. Don't break your toys.

>>14623157
You can also move on to newer, shinier toys that you do more exciting things with, and use your Alice for quick masturbation sessions or just loan her to your less fortunate friends

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>>14623172
You could, but that's so wasteful. There's only one Alice. And again, even if it's just for quickies, where's the fun if she consents?
How about we compromise? Use hypnosis. Can switch her from resistant to broken to anywhere in between at will.

>>14623191
Well, the way I see it, it's not a matter of consent. You don't ask your onahole if you can use it, do you?

Regardless, hypnosis is ask fantastic compromise here, yes.

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>>14623199
Sure, but if she's just an inanimate onahole to you, why even bother with Alice? Just get a plastic one.
What would you do with hypnotized Alice?

>>14623226
Because the knowledge that she used to be the perfect, elegant magician, but was reduced to nothing but a sex toy is really fucking hot.

As for what I'd do to her while she was under, one of the first things I'd do is bring her out of the trance immediately before she cums. That way her attempts to complain and protest get wiped out by moans and ahegao. And then I'd put her back under after we finished and send her to whore herself out while in trance.

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>>14623236
Well, I can't really argue with that. Still a waste. Sane sex toys exist.

I'd do a lot with leaving her conscious but unable to act. So she's sucking me off or out whoring it up but is helplessly aware of what she's doing.

>>14623259
It's really just a matter of fetishes, really. I like broken things. And dolls. And doll-like girls. To me, a girl so broken that she thinks she's just a doll is one of the hottest things ever.

>>14622890
Because sheer rage is enough to keep most guys running for a few minutes, and the girls are quoted as saying it's too extreme of an action to take. That's why the ones who do end up in the news.

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>>14623317
Well I can't get off to dead Alice, so I guess we'll never see eye to eye.

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>>14623503
It's not dead Alice. She can still move, moan, squirm, and cum. She's just not all there mentally. Though yes, I suppose you're right that we don't really agree.

At least if we enjoy hypnosis, it comes with an on/off switch.

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>>14623528
Essentially dead, then. The mind's the important part, and if it's broken and destroyed beyond recovery to the point that nothing remains of the original, what else can you call it?
That's true. A pity most hypnosis stuff misses the on/off bit.

>>14623528
Wow. That guy was correct. This guy literally only draws big boobed girls with question marks.

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>>14623608
Hey, when you're good at something...

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Happy birthday, anon.

If I had a Alice, so help me god, I would visit such unholiness upon her anus that you would never shit again out of sheer sympathy. As I took great handfuls of her peachy white cheeks in my hands, satan himself would begin to weep with joy. He knows that the sin I am about to commit will damn every soul in existence, that the profane, wet noises alone will stain the universe with its echoes, that the sight of my face buried in her will scorch the eyes of god himself

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>>14574770
As if a premature ejaculator like you could fuck anyone senseless.

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What would you do if you had an Alice of your very own?

>>14628522
Lots of unconsensual sex. I'd share her with you blokes.

>>14623844
Nice ass.

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>>14627618
We'll never know unless I try!

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Alice has 3 threads

>>14637248
Alice deserves a board to herself. /ali/

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>>14637248
Alice is very comfortable around you. She doesn't think anything of you seeing her bare breasts!

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>>14605642

>>14637248
those are some long eyebrows

>>14637713
We'll see about that.

I want to play a Touhou FPS where Alice uses dolls as C4.

>>14638367
Alice is support!

>>14639239

Silly Alice! You can't play DnD by yourself!

>>14639245
But I do that all the time, Anon.

Maybe Alice will want to play with me someday...

>>14637713
Isn't it because she doesn't see you as a man?

>>14639770
If she doesn't, that's just more for me to see and admire.

>>14639656
I'll play with you anon. I want to be a Little girl class with A skill point in basket weaving.

I want to kill Alice if you know what I mean