So you finally made it to Gensokyo, and find your 2hu is single.
How do you gain theirr masters approval?
"After all the effort in perfecting her, why would I let you ruin her?" - Yukari
"Sakuya works for me full time, I wont lease her to some commoner" - Remilia
"She's my pet, you sick fuck" - Kaguya
"SWhe has enough distractions" - Shiki
If your 2hu has no master, then you need to convince them to pick you over Rinnosuke.
So /jp/, why should she love you, and why should your relationship be tolerated?
You're fulla shit
Rinnosuke is a huge nerd that fails to attract female humans and youkais alike, like some sort of stupid metaphor for being a half-breed inbetween two worlds like his store.
His father is some bitch that had to screw a low-tier youkai because he was too much of a loser to attract a human wife.
He doesn't even have a real ability and just makes shit up for the junk he tries to peddle.
Either you must be some sort of a faggot obsessed over his penis, or you are Kourin himself. Go back to your failure of a business. No one likes you and only annoying girls visit you.
So I have to win Shinki over? Gee that's gonna be tough. Maybe I have to date her first to see if I'm worthy of her daughter.
>Rinnosuke is a huge nerd that fails to attract female humans and youkais alike
>Psychological projection, also known as blame shifting, is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unpleasant impulses by denying their existence while attributing them to others.
Reimu's master is the all-powerful dollar bill. To win her favor, you would need to have the deepest pockets in Gensokyo. Unfortunately your monthly NEETBUX won't even come close to cutting it.
Gotta pay to play the game, y'know what I'm sayin'?
I'd just completely betray humanity and genuinely try to help her overthrow the social order, and eventually get betrayed and probably killed or eaten.
In the meantime, she's probably a total freak in bed, though. The crazy ones always are.
I don't think Mima would be very interested in Rinnosuke
Maybe if I have magic talent or some bullshit but that's not likely
Worst case scenario I can work at the shrine for fifty years waiting for her to come back