Well she was just seventeen
And you know what I mean
And the way she looked
Was way beyond compare
So how could I dance with anotherrr
Ooo, when I saw her standing there.
Yeah, and I lost to those tits several times already. Stupid sexy Yukari..
I never liked that meme. I assume older youkai would consider their age to be a status symbol.
Interdimensional peepeehole is still a peepeehole.
Despite Yukarin's vast power, she is still a girl
And that makes her cute. Yukarin-chan herself edited in her age to Akyuu's book.
What kinda woman would ever want to mention her ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶ young age?
Certainly not the １７ Ｙｅａｒ Ｏｌｄ Yukarin-chan!!
Because she's just １７！！
>ＳＨＥ’Ｓ ＯＮＬＹ ＳＥＶＥＮＴＥＥＮ！！！
It's perfect dick size for ふた。
I already fapped this morning. But that's ok, I can do it again.
Anyone got a source? Reverse image search gives nada.
We need more Yukari/Maribel hypnosis.[spoiler/]
It's not how old you are that matters, it's how old you feel.
Mommy's gonna mesmerize and molest the miko!
Merely looking at this is painful.
I'd rather Yukari molest me with her feet.
most beautiful girl in entire Gensokyou
Get in the line, nerd
You know, it's illegal to have sexual relationships with a ＳＥＶＥＮＴＥＥＮ year old girl
So, are you a criminal Anon?
Are you a bad boy?
Would you let Yukarin do 'it' with her gloves?
I want Yukarin to punish me for being a bad boy!
I've been waiting in line since August!
Yukari is the best friend!
Yukari: the most hated 2hu in Gensokyo and now the most hated on /jp/
>you will never be yukaris best friend
>you will never take care of her and make sure she is happy
>she will never protect you in return and keep you safe in gensokyo
>you will never cuddle with ran
>you will never play with chen
>you will never be part of the yakumo household
>yukari will never tearfully slap you and call you an idiot by almost getting killed for picking a fight with an other yōkai over something they said about yukari
>you will never repair a cell tower together and watch from upon high the warm sunset in gensokyo
>you will never be the father that Chen has never had
>yukari will never panic over you having a bad fall in your elderly age
Oh for the good ol' days, when I could post this whole set without repercussions.
I lust for her, but I don't know if you'd call that liking her.
Never mind me, just leaving some of my love for Yukari
Gensokyo Drift 9
Stupid sexy Yukari took away my fap virginity for 2016.
Goddamnit, what a horrible woman! It was practically rape! Fap rape! Or something..
Don't bring cold tea
Yukarin trying to out-spook Yuyuko?
Stupid Yukari you're gonna get leaves in the car
But Yukarin is a Youkai. I doubt she experiences back pain. Patchouli might.
You all realize Yukari is more than 1,300 years old canonically right? shes a mega granny.
Careful, buddy! Your finger appears to have slipped and accidentally put two zeroes.
Honestly I think the age is a good thing, adds to her unique flavor..
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest Youkai of them all?
Alice, you hag.
Imagine how much fun you would have if you were part of the Yakumo family
Maybe servant at first and after many years of loyalty she would start to see you as one of the family
Probably depends on what you are good at
Depends if she made you a Shikigami or not.
Though I'm sure she would give you the option as there's not much point in having a servant for menial tasks who can't go pick up the shopping because some random yokai would be able to swat you like a fly.
In anyway, I'm sure she'd hate to see someone she'd grown accustom and had served faithfully slowly dying, pathetically, of old age, unable to even eat or go to the toilet without help.
I want to be Yukarin's pet!
I want to be her friend!
I want to be her lover and take care of her and love her more than anything in this world!
I'm the fastest /jp/sie around, I'll beat both of you to Gensokyo!
Then I will have to destroy you. I tried to offer you a peaceful solution but you have forced by hand. The Yakumo family is mine.
Indeed. May the supreme warrior win.
Happy Yukari in the nude!
Yukari is probably one of the reasons why I'm slowly losing my humanity. It's like the boundary of dreams and reality is breaking apart.
It's pretty difficult to portray Yukari as spooky without simply being over the top dark-n-edgy.
I want to take them to a burger joint.
Would you be her friend /jp/?
You are not a very nice person are you?
I want to be Yukarin's friend!
You're a really nice person, too!
Fuck off, Yukari. You're just jealous that I'm eviler than you and will eventually become much stronger than you. You should have killed me and destroyed the evidence when you had the chance.
Please don't bully her!
Tell that to my younger self not being able to sleep because I was scared that my life could come to an end the mere whims of some creepy woman with glowing eyes.
I have all of the reasons in the world to get angry at her as I see fit.
What can I say? I'm a very lewd boy.
would you let her in?
totally not a ruse
and there's nothing wrong with that anon
>i want to have kids with yukari
I don't think her standards are that low.
how does one win a ~1,300 year old youkai's heart?
Who are you even talking about? Yukari is 17!
Oh please don't shoot Yukarin!
How could you be so mean to the smiling cute?!
The city background reminds me of サンダーストーム
I am having constant dreams with Yukari lately. And they are all about the same thing. In the dream I am a coffin, a very refined coffin made with beautiful wood. In the dream I see Yukari dead, her family members surround her, they lift her up and they put her inside me. They take me to a lush green landscape and they bury me with her deep underground.
In the total darkness I feel myself and yukkari deteriorating as the years go by. I start to think that, when you see a body decomposing you're not supposed to be horrified, you're supposed to remember when that decomposing body was at its aesthetic peak years ago, you're supposed to be inspired by it. And then I wake up.
Some time ago I dreamt that Yukari drove me insane Lovecraft-style.
Get on my fucking level, dweeb.
I want to be Yukari's plaything that she can tickle, cuddle, cheekrub and do other extremely lewd things to!