This is a cute totally not suspicious horned hermit thread. Absolutely no onis allowed.
I can literally see your horns.
They're right there on your chest.
You're not even being subtle about it Kasen.
Don't be lewd. Those are merely perfectly healthy bosoms of respectable size.
I would trade my life for receiving a vigorous paizuri from Kasen.
This wild and horny hermit makes my dick explode with her deliciously voluptuous body and pretty face. I wish to impregnate her.
Kasen's dumb if she thinks she's fooling anyone in that getup!
But it IS working. Suika saw through it, Komachi did, maybe Miko...that's it? Reimu with her all-mighty intuition doesn't suspect a thing. Kasen is a master of disguise, somehow.
Kasen invited me for a drink and this happened. I cannot feel my legs anymore.Wat do.
That must be it. Kasen's pure and cute.
Yeah, exactly. Even if she was some kind of monster, she wouldn't look like that.
She's not greedy. She just likes things stuffed in her mouth.
>She just likes things stuffed in her mouth.
jesus... That's some nightmare fuel I didn't need this morning.
No, they're lewd and wicked
Which gives me a boner and is thus completely ok
Lewd Kasen is only remotely acceptable if she's clearly upset about it.
They're terrible. You might as well take a picture of her corpse.
I've had quite enough of your rumor mongering, /jp/. It's not funny anymore.
Roast this turkey.
Roughly grope her meaty body all over as she tells you to stop and tries to squirm away. Sink your fingers in that meat. Knead her breasts in a rough and lewd manner.
Salt this slug.
How do you think the inevitable reveal is going to go down? A "We always knew" deal, or actual surprise and consequences?
Please do not lewd the best 2hu.
Thank you very much.
I don't know man, it feels like ZUN is actually building up to something this time
I really hope ZUN makes Suika the boss of the devas like in the original myth, it would just be too funny
>Reimu with her all-mighty intuition doesn't suspect a thing.
Or she could just really not care.
>Makes me wonder just how easily corrupted the people in Gensokyo truly are.
Well, Youkai are canonically weak to mental attacks and possession.
It's her sound of slapping her non existent tits.
WaHH Reimu not caring about a youkai hanging out with her so often? Yeah, right.
And please don't do things to Kasen's brain.
The WaHH twist is that Kasen is actually a sexual bombshell trying to pass for a hermit.
Just a speculation, not as "obvious" as
the deliciously sexy Ibaraki Kasen
Got nothing better to do I see.
I want to make healthy pure-human children with Kasen!
If he makes another one of those, it needs to be non-con.
Wouldn't you want there to be this much lewd of you, if you had such a perverse body?
Japanese fanartists like lewding non lewd characters.
She deserves it for having such a lewd body
She appears too pure, thus must surely be incredibly lewd when not in public.
Kasen had a pretty bad Christmas.
That she is hiding it doesn't necessarily mean she is ashamed. Her motivation remains a mystery.
>treating the human village like cattle
Sounds like an extreme exaggeration.
I prefer to call it a nature reserve. Zoo's are for entertaining the public.
This makes me think of how silly Mamizou's statement is about youkai being the superior race. Humans are not the ones being forced to live in a glorified nature reserve.
Well, it's true in a way. Youkai need to be superior or they won't survive at all, they need fear and respect to keep trucking.
When they stopped being superior in the outside world, they created Gensokyo to be big fish in a small pond.
Is there a translation for this?
Well I suppose if you look at it as a zoo the Youkai set up for themselves, then yeah.
>Youkai need to be superior or they won't survive at all, they need fear and respect to keep trucking.
That's not like that, really. They just need to find themselves some steady power source. Take Nue, for example, she pretty much adapted to the superstitions of modern humans, turning herself from chimera-like creature to alien and feeding from some of them urban legends as well(her spellcards in Double Spoiler). Mamizou also feels great in modern world since japs apparently still keep believing in magic beaver of prosperity. Every youkai can survive outside of Gensokyo, they just gotta adapt, dude
This makes much more sense.
There seems to be a lot of generalization going on, like the idea that all youkai eat humans or all youkai need fear. There is far too great a variety of youkai for such sweeping generalizations.
>Mamizou also feels great in modern world since japs apparently still keep believing in magic beaver of prosperity.
Haha, this is actually what she said?
And yet she gets shipped with Kasen merely because they're both hermits.
I wouldn't call that a pairing. It's mostly Seiga doing shit to Kasen and Kasen getting upset. Love is not in the air.
And some of them are out cruel, like that one. He's been leaning more that way lately.
I want to have begrudgingly consensual sex with Kasen!
Burning Kasen's fat off with hours of hot, sweaty sex!
This doesn't seem like it's entirely correct, yet it isn't entirely wrong.
Wasn't there some deal with Yukari and the sages or some weird shit like that? Something about youkai being sealed because they were too dangerous or something?
Aren't the humans in the village only really kept around because the youkai are literally surviving off of their fear, ignorance, and superstition
Like how Akyuu thinks that yamabiko are going extinct now that people are figuring out what an fucking echo is and that there's not some mysterious creature yelling back at them
same here. She has to wear a bra during it though.
Not all humans are scary perverts, though. They're in fact the minority.
Finally, some sense! Besides the "rape's no fun" bit, but still.
I want to creampie Kasen so bad, so bad.
I want the first time I cum insider her to be the load that impregnates her.
I would calculate her most fertile day.
I would save up a week-worth of cum.
I would plot to get her drunk and vulnerable.
I would have sweaty, passionate sex with her.
Purposely, I would leave the deepest penetration positions towards the end.
When I'm about to cum, I would then prepare her, penetrate her balls deep and with the tip of my dick firmly pressed against the mouth of her womb I would cum violently, hot splashes slathering the inside of her babyroom. I would make her hold still until all my filthy seed finally drips inside of her.
Impregnating Kasen would probably be one of the greatest things any man would hope to achieve.
To feel her thick, meaty body slap against your pelvis and you thrust in and out of her
To hear her lewd moans as you pierce her deepest parts.
To shoot a thick, sticky, hot load of fertile human sperm inside her accepting womb, and slowly pulling out to make sure nothing spills.
To embrace the satisfaction of creating the perfect race of human-oni hybrids.
>I would plot to get her drunk and vulnerable.
And this is where you plan falls apart.
>penetrate her balls deep and with the tip of my dick firmly pressed against the mouth of her womb
That is not how vaginas work. What you're describing only happens in H manga because the authors have no idea about vaginal anatomy (though few people do) and just copy off each other.
Are you sure though? I haven't seen a single H manga that accurately depicts it, and in general breaking realism for no good reason takes me out of the experience a little.
Even if what's generally happening is fantasy tier with orcs or tentacles or whatever, if the actions and anatomy are themselves realistic it makes my self insertion that much better.
I was sure depending on the position you would either press against the bottom pocket of the vagina or press against the womb, and that doing the latter would cause discomfort to the girl.
The pocket or tent is where a dick goes every time. It's very rare for the cervix to be very far in even when aroused, but people tend to think it's right at the end no matter what. There are a lot of different causes of discomfort during sex, and a lot of them are often mistakenly called "hitting my cervix" by the girl.
You'd need a really bendy tentacle dick to properly press against the cervix of an aroused woman. Unaroused it works fine though.