Remember: 2hus are children and if you so much as have a stray thought that's even slightly sexualized about them, you are a gross, no-good lolicon pedophile and should be killed and used as Youkai food.
That said, let's discuss 2hu vaginas.
I'm ok with being killed and used as Yokai food!
"What I'd want if I won, huh..." The amused little youkai girl keeps staring at you hungrily, her sharp teeth already bared in anticipation. Well, if these are your last moments, you might as well take pleasure in freaking her out before you go.
"How about you eat me."
She looks... confused. "Eh? But that's what I was going to do if I won, anyway. You want to die or something?" A soft chuckle.
"If so, we could just skip this whole thing and let me enjoy my meal~"
"No, I didn't mean that in a literal sense, but... Do I really have to explain it to you in detail?" Her still-confused look says it all, so you explain to her just what a guy means when he says 'eat me' to a girl. It takes a moment to set in, but the look in her suddenly widening eyes says it all; this was NOT something she expected it to be, in the slightest.
"Wha-... w-... what the hell!? Who'd do something like that!? Out of the question!"
"I thought you said 'anything' goes. Wasn't it just a joke to entertain you, in any case? Or are you honestly afraid of losing?" Ooh, that struck a nerve; the smug smirk on your face is like the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard to her. She crosses her arms, her face still distorted in some sort of mix of disgust and embarrassment, glancing to the side.
"Fine, whatever, I don't care what weird ideas you've got in your head. It won't even matter after this..." And with that, she finally chooses to declare her next spellcard, the bright white representation of her wrath hovering into the air and dissolving.
Night Sign 「Night Bird」
does this look like a child to you?
The border of the duel fades in another circular gust of wind, your scarf billowing dramatically as you kneel there, staring at your defeated foe from under the visor of your cap. The blonde little man-eater drops from the sky, collapsing onto her own knees as well, staring at you with a mouth gaping open, eyes wide with disbelief. She had all the advantages, and more experience, and yet you pulled through - is this the true potential of the human spirit? Well, right now you're just too damn tired to feel overly triumphant.
"...I can't believe this. You..! You! You must've cheated, there's no way I... I..." You swear you can see tears welling up in the corners of her eyes.
"Even like this, I should've... You couldn't have... I... But... But I'm a youkai! You're just a human! Eating humans is a youkai's job! Why... Why can't I kill you?"
You're still trying to catch your breath, unable to respond just yet, although the adrenaline rush from your unexpected victory is doing a good job at brushing aside the sensation of your aching head and body. You've won! You're alive! And... Oh. As you turn your gaze to the defeated Rumia, you notice the shame of defeat on her face giving way to a sudden realization of horror, fluctuating between turning red and a ghostly white as she suddenly backs away from you in what looks like genuine fear.
"D-don't! It's, it's okay, right? You look like a nice guy, you... You'll just let me go, right? Forgive and forget, and all that? ...Right..?"
I want to be the Scarlet family's gynecologist.
Patchy is a little kid!
Oh. Oh, you're going to love this. The roles have been reversed; she's become the prey, you've become the predator. A wicked smirk subconciously finds its way onto your face as you stand up, gradually walking over to the blonde little monster girl, backing away from you with terror in her eyes, seeming so timid, so weak, so vulnerable... She stumbles over a small rock and falls down on her ass, with her back against the tree growing by the school building. Perfect. Hell, through some perverse sense of satisfaction, seeing her looking so scared combined with the thought of what's to come is already enough to give you a raging erection. She notices the bulge in your pants, too, and her voice gets caught in her throat, eyes impossibly wide by now. She looks like she's about to start crying; serves the bitch right for antagonizing you like this!
"You wouldn't back out on pre-agreed terms after a duel, now would you? I hear the shrine maiden doesn't take kindly to youkai who cheat their opponents..." It's a bit of a bluff, since you don't know why exactly the youkai should fear Reimu, and you sincerely doubt she'd approve of you dueling them for sexual favors, but it seems to work - the blonde girl before you just seems to slump into a limp, submissive posture, all hope vanished from her eyes. You can't help but grin, although the adrenaline rush is still making your heart pound like crazy as you slowly unzip your pants; this is actually happening. Should you feel evil for doing this? But she started it, and she's the man-eating monster here. You're the disadvantaged human who came out on top against all odds; you deserve some release about now...
It's safer to stick your dick in a meat grinder than the average Youkai, to be honest. I bet Little Lumia has teeth down there or something. I think 罪-san has, like Rumia is about to, bitten off a little more than he can chew.
And yet, her passive appearance gives way to a trembling panic once again as you whip out your dick, the cool evening air gently grazing your flesh; all she can do is stare at it, the expression on her face showing two parts terror, one part confused and oblivious daze. Has she ever even seen a penis before? Well, if not, she's going to get a nice up-close-and-personal examination of yours this evening, isn't she...
"Well?" You try to sound in control, yet it takes all the will you can muster to keep your voice from shaking from the excitement.
"W-... w-... w-..." She can't spit it out.
"Touch it. Gently, though... I know how your grip can be at times." Swallowing nervously, she reaches out, slowly, cautiously, before her fingers lightly poke against the tip, making you flinch just a tiny bit (which scares her into a quiet squeak).
"No. Lower, at first..." Without warning, you grab her hand and guide it to your shaft, wrapping her fingers around you; she's completely limp, not offering any resistance at all, though she does grip you lightly as she's told. The poor girl has no idea what she's doing... And this is just getting you more excited, in some sort of cruel and sadistic manner.
"Stroke it." Although incredibly clumsily, she does as she's told, starting off slowly and gradually picking up speed as you instruct her. Heck, she almost seems to calm down slightly, although you can still feel her shivering against your cock, her facial expression seeming almost hypnotized or stoned from what she's doing. But a handjob isn't nearly enough for you anymore; plus, you've already had one back at the mansion, haven't you? Time to take things one step further.
"Open up." She doesn't get the message at first, but as you trade gazes, the realization dawns upon her; you didn't think it was possible for her to turn any paler. Surprisingly, she shakes her head in defiance.
>be killed and used as Youkai food.
This is what will happen to anyone thinking that they can sex a touhou.
It's like a fair trade. You trade your body and soul for a one-night stand with them. Definitely not worth it if you want my honest opinion.
Pic related is the last thing you'll see before being eaten.
Youkai are dangerous man-eaters, and as a human in mortal peril it's your biological prerogative to breed with the closest female as vigorously as possible in order to pass on your genes before death.
Please do the right thing and sexualize any and all touhous you encounter.
"What's that? Should I go get the shrine maiden, after all? This is not what we agreed upon." You can feel your heartbeat as she stares into the ground between you two, her grip on your penis gradually loosening, before she looks back up at you, a completely defeated expression on her face. Her lips part ever-so-slightly, and you swear you can see tears beginning to well up in the corners of her eyes. Well, if she was going to cry about it, then she shouldn't have messed with you.
Taking a step closer, you press the tip against her lips - oh god, they're so soft and warm and moist... Her eyes close as another shudder passes through her little body, and you can feel her short, quick breathing on your skin from her nose. Got to keep going... As you work the tip into her mouth, you feel the sharp edges of her teeth gently graze against the surface.
"Hey, watch it!" Your scolding provokes another fearful fit of shivering, her eyes kept firmly closed as you press onwards, working the rest of your length into her mouth, pressing against her tongue - ah, so warm, so moist! It's a heavenly feeling, really... When you've managed to get the whole thing inside, you can't help but look down at the poor little monster, her face stuck in your crotch, two small tears rolling down her cheeks, eyes clenched shut... No, that won't work. That won't work at all.
"Open your eyes, now. Look at me while we're doing this." She'd shake her head if her mouth wasn't full of your cock right now, so you flick her across the forehead with a finger.
"Hey now... If you can't satisfy me, I'll just have to..." Ah. Slowly, very reluctantly, her eyes open up, struggling to establish eye contact, glancing away from you, away from your crotch in her face, anywhere else... But she knows what you meant. Ah, the look of fear, of utter humiliation, of the shame of defeat... Just looking into her eyes is almost enough to make you reach your limit on its own; but that'd be letting her off easy, now wouldn't it?
You start pulling yourself back out, slowly, very slowly, keeping your hand on her head just so she doesn't think you're letting her go just yet... And then you slide back in, and repeat, and repeat. Each time you go back in, you press against her tongue, forcing her to taste you, to taste your precum... Her face is starting to get that dazed expression once again as you violate her mouth, and you can feel her gradually going limp again... Ah, but she's just letting you fuck her face like this?
"You need to do something, too. I shouldn't be the one doing all the work here. Use your tongue, too..." You sound like you're spouting lines from a bad porn flick, but who cares? You feel like you're high on power, you're completely in control of a youkai, a being more powerful than you, humiliating her to such a degree; the thin streams of tears coming from her eyes seem to intensify just a bit as she reluctantly starts bobbing her head back and forth, her tongue clumsily licking at your length and wrapping itself around you. While you're no authorized critic when it comes to blowjobs, you can sense she doesn't have any idea what she's doing, but... who cares? The sheer thrill of doing something like this to your enemy is...
Oh. Oh shit. Here it comes-...
Her eyes, which had become half-closed over the whole ordeal, suddenly shoot wide open as you grasp her head in both hands and drive yourself into her mouth as deep as you can go, the hot jets of your cum forcefully hitting the back of her throat, provoking a light gagging sound from her as she tries to swallow it all, her mouth plugged so she can't just spit it out. Drowning in extacy, you fail to notice how her nose, too, is pressed into your groin, how she can't breathe, until it's too-...
"AAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Those are your screams of unbelievable, agonizing pain, not of pleasure; as you stumble over onto your backside in a stupor, all the senses in your body dulled by the sudden pain of indescribable porportions radiating from your crotch, you look back at Rumia sitting against the tree opposite of you, and the blood flowing down her face from her mouth, dripping from her chin, her eyes glazed over. She... she can't do this! You won the duel! She can't! She-...
She doesn't care anymore. Looking at you with eyes full of nothing but pure, undiluted HATRED, she suddenly lunges for your body, pinning you down with the strength of ten bears. Before you can even utter a word in your paralyzed-with-pain state, her fingers dig into your ribcage, ripping your chest open to a wet crunching sound.
How dangerous youkai are only makes me want to breed them even harder!
Should of gone for the end of Rumia with no teeth.
I want to marry Rumia-chan!!!
Every night I would breed her in a manner not far removed from rape. My filthy sperm swimming in my stinky semen would gangbang her ovum... but even after her belly has swollen, I won't think twice before ravishing her.
I would be such a cruel husband.
>..Are you really going to give me money for this?
>I'm just a child you know. How does looking at a child's panties make you happy?
Oppai loli fans will swing on the Day of the Rope.
Why do you resist the call of She Who Thirsts, anon?
You basically become fair game for real extermination and not the bullshit charade extermination that everyone carries on with.
If I were Reimu, though, I'd personally let this slide because I think 罪-kun had it coming.
Rumia is a well developed girl
It depends entirely on whether you are a human or a youkai, and how strong you are constantly.
If you are a neckbeard who lucked out, there really is no punishment for breaking the rules, because the rules were not made for your particular sake.
If I had a condition for winning the duel, I would make it being friends with Rumia. Sure, she's weak in comparison to other youkai, and probably wouldn't have much motivation to help you (at first, until I become better friends... hopefully), but it's a hell of a lot more deterrence than the nothing you had before. Also, Rumia is cute, and seems like an interesting character, so hanging out with her would be interesting.
But 罪-chan, you have a horrible personality and Rumia would never like you or want to be your friend. You're worse than Tenshi.
That's a cute Patchy!
I hope you're proud that you just gave me a boner
Sicko. Pervert. Weirdo. I hope you are better food than you are a person.
How is Patchy such an expert on what cum smells like that she can immediately recognize it?
True love doesn't require sexual interactions.
I dislike the popular fan depiction of 2hus as slutty moeblobs because the canon is more interesting. 2hus are too busy trying to genocide each other Serbia-style and eating humans to consider stupid shit like sex
More on topic with the thread, 2hu vaginas are all dusty and shit because they don't use them
>2hus are too busy trying to genocide each other Serbia-style and eating humans to consider stupid shit like sex
Remilia invaded the Moon just because she was bored, 2hus are anything but busy
>2hus are too busy
The vast majority of them are monsters who have no need for sustenance or even companionship. They have tons of time compared to most humans.
They can literally sit on their asses every day and be fine. There's basically no conflict in Gensokyo outside of danmaku pissing contests and the annual incident that the heroines solve by themselves.
Haha yeah no.
The conflict in Gensoukoyu is more like that one gate on the Indian-Pakistani border where the guards do all sorts of angry-ass parading around so they can put on a big show about how they're standing up in the face of duh enumy when nothing actually happens
Remember: Kings of yore would marry young 12 year old children because they are at the peek of fertility to counter the bad genes carried over by generations of incest.
You want to live like a king right?
You don't want to be mistaken for a hag-loving peasant do you?
Producing immoral and possibly illegal videos with CP!
Please do not sexualize Seer-no.
Clownpiece is worst piece, but still is a little kid and it is evil to sexualize them. Shikieiki will send you to the deepest hell imaginable.
>they are at the peek of fertility to counter the bad genes carried over by generations of incest
teenagers are also more likely to suffer complications during childbirth
don't try to rationalize it, just enjoy it like it the rest of us
don't think, feel and you will be tanasinn
oh god yes
That's fuggin gross, dude. Can't you just appreciate then on an aesthetic level?
Suwako should be loved!
There is no justice, only vengeance.
All the inhuman ones. Then I would change Gensokyo into a hermitage for people who desire to escape civilisation.
Of course, I would keep the human 2hus around to provide cheap sexual relief to those who need it. Let none say I am not a good leader.
Fuck off with this filth. There are innocent girls around here!
I want Rumia to bully me for sexualizing her.
What? Gomennasai always plays the bullying for laughs, and his art is anything but dirty and ugly
That isn't a very cute nature. Little girls should be frolicking and learning how to read and to supress animalistic urges, not indulging them and eating people.
I don't necessarily disagree, but can you elaborate a bit on how it takes the pure of heart to rip a man open as he screams for mercy and violently tear his meat from his bones?
Well, it is rather sluttish, don't you think?
Mamizou, for being shit and because she's too close to Kosuzu.
That's not true! I don't have that particular deviancy to project! You just don't want to admit that your favorite monster is a violent psychopath who plays with her food, doesn't clean her plate, and gets off to atrocities.
No, I am NOT a liar! I am a moderate pervert who enjoys seeing little lolies being cute and pure and I am objecting to this filthy, perverse, and lustful maneating monster pretending to be cure and pure!
There were much easier targets. I'm sure there were some retards in Human Village who would have been easy pickings. Instead she went made with lust and bloodlust, and picked a fight with the most beautiful and powerful and intelligent human in the entire history of mankind. Rumia is clearly driven by some sort of psychosexual impulses that perhaps even she won't admit to, but cause her to do all sorts of awful things to satisfy her libido.
>I don't necessarily disagree, but can you elaborate a bit on how it takes the pure of heart to rip a man open as he screams for mercy and violently tear his meat from his bones?
You know how the Tao Te Ching begins by saying that the true path can't be accurately explained?
Same with cute loli maneating, you do not think, you FEEL the art of lolidom.
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It's just innocent childish fun, pervert. Nothing sexual about it.
Thank god I'm a smart lolicon pedophile
This, only perverts would find this sexually arousing
You mean people actually get aroused by pictures like this?!?
I don't want to share this world with degenerates who would get excited by seeing these cuties. Lolicons should be exterminated for the safety of 2hus everywhere.
Apparently there is an entire industry that caters to scum like that. I don't understand it at all.
That's not oppai loli, just chubby loli, the least sexual and arousing of all kinds of loli
Absolutely disgusting. Don't you know that the eating habits learned in childhood will stay with kids until they are adults, and teaching them to eat healthy and to exercise regularly can mean an increased lifespan and higher quality of life?
But that's just gross. No, I just need to stop myself from becoming a lolicon pedophile and getting eaten. I still want to appreciate the aesthetics of little Flandre and crush on her.
She just needs some guidance. She is a little girl after all.
I'm too obsessed with huge tits to want to sexualize cute lolis.
Huge tits are the pinnacle of lolicon fantasies
She ignores what it is, she doesn't ignore sex itself.
It's okay to sexualize Wriggle though because she's just an insect.
Taking Tewi's virginity is my life goal.
If that's wrong I don't wanna be right.
Faggots who cut each other's balls off have said that genitals taste rather good, actually.
>I went to a cutter's place and he was having an event where he cut a number of guys and I was assisting him there. And what I did is I cooked them up in some butter with some mushrooms. Quite good with a nice red merlot wine.
I bet Rumia and the other maneating Youkai consider the testicles to be a delicacy and savor them. It is probably the first thing they go for when attacking, so that even if the human gets away, they will have still have gotten to eat their balls.
Some people deserve to get eaten. Slay the gay.
I'm gonna touch it!
Kappa suck buttholes. If there is any 2hu that can be sexualized, it should be Nitori.
Why is it okay for Reimu to kill thousands of fairies every time she leaves her shrine, but I can't even appreciate their beauty without being mauled by some overpowered monster girl?
Tewi a cutie.
They must be extra protected from sexualization, since the hymen is the only part of them that won't regenerate.
Boots are sexy as fuck, and Star is a lewd girl.
>Tewi a cutie.
She sure is.
I want to bath with fairies solely for the purpose of ensuring their personal hygiene!
They are already clean. You stay away from them, lolicon
Satori should join the Anti-Lolicon Police. Any lewd thoughts about her during interrogation (and any lolicon would necessarily have such thoughts), and the suspect gets tossed into the wilds.
I'm pretty sure it's Orin and Reisen, cased on the cat ears and rabbit ears.
She doesn't mind it.
Inaba Tewi is atleast 1,300 years old. Much older if she really is "The White Hare of Inaba".
Cirno is implied to be over 60 years old.
Moriya Suwako. Age unknown, but one of the oldest gods; she far predates the invasion by the Goddess Kanako and the Yamato in the Great Suwa War, approximately 2300 years ago.
Nazrin is at least 1000 years old.
They are (very) late bloomers. Don't try to use a number to try to justify your ruthless sexualization of these pure maidens, lolicon.
Just please respond and leave me alone, dude. I just want to shame the lolicons away so we can appreciate these beautiful girls in peace.
Rights are paper shields. If the attacker doesn't respect it, you are fucked, and only a fool thinks they are bulletproof.
Well then you better respect lolicon's rights, you're not some awful person are you?
>They have low IQs that make them functionally children. You wouldn't sexualize a retard, would you?
well, since you said please.
Non of them are humans.
Momiji haven't really displayed any childlike behavior in canon.
Tewi trolls people, and is shown to be much smarter than she acts.
Cirno is a fairy and they aren't very smart to begin with. She is the only one that could be classed as retarted of this group. Which doesn't really matter in this context since I dont like her.
Suwako just relaxes and lets Kanako do all the work, while she herself gets to act silly in her old retirement.
Typically trying to imagine yourself in other person's shoes helps.
Chiruno is not retarded, she's childish, you fucking faggot.
Put myself in the shoes of a guy who puts a bag on his head and goes around looking for lolies, calling himself Rapeman? I think not.
So do his victims, and his victims friends, and every one of those feelings are just as complex as his. Do they not matter because you don't identify with them, or because they haven't thought to write an inspirational speech that follows after your own heart?
Take a look to the left of this post. You look at that cute, innocent little Touhou and tell her that you are unconcerned with her safety.
It's over-exaggerated for the sake of making a point, and you know it!
And what point is that, exactly? That innocence like this should be destroyed if 罪-san is a good person really, really deep down?
Take a good look at little Flan here. You want to allow a world where she can't innocently play in her panties, just for the so-called ``rights'' of rude, grimy lolicons who would fantasize about engage in lewd relations with her. How is that fair to her? All she wants to do is play doctor with Remi, but even that would be stripped of innocence for strangers to gawk at. How would she feel if she could read tour defense of those who would use her that way? It would make her very sad. Would you have the nerve to say it to her face, I wonder?
The point is some people can't choose what they're attracted to and are very frustrated about it!
Anyways i wish Japan would just ban lolicon-pandering already, so much teasing and tempting for no good reason. Why is it okay to draw Flan in such a way? In her cute childish panties and all. What people expect us to feel?
>le innocence argument
You know sex doesn't turn women into super turbo sluts, don't you? If she feels like playing doctor with Remi, she'll play doctor with Remi regardless of how many dicks each of them has pleasured.
Unless you're talking about rape, in which case yeah I agree, that's a bad thing.
They expect you to feel terrible, of course.
I dislike you both going with the thread theme of disliking lolicons, and for stating that wish, ironically or not. You've gone too far now, prepare to be youkai dinner!
I don't care about the punishment, I want to see the look on Remilia's face as I have her watch me lewdify her little sister! I admit it, I'm a gross, no-good lolicon pedophile who should be killed! Feed me to the monsters if you must, but you will never break my lolicon spirit!
This would not be as fun for them if they had experienced dicks in them before.