guilty for causing diabeties
guilty for being a hasty faggot
guilty for treating Yama as plushie, she isn't your toy
Guilty GUILTY GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
going on a date with the judge!
I want the Yama to tell me what I'm doing wrong in life so that I may fix it!
Guilty for misplacing exclamation point, do NOT shout in the court room.
Guilty for typing names and surnames without a capitalized letter.
Guilty for knowing your own sins yet asking for someone to judge them.
Making a rockband with the yama!
>Guilty for misplacing exclamation point, do NOT shout in the court room.
This isn't a courtroom, and besides, the Yama doesn't need a courtroom.
>Guilty for typing names and surnames without a capitalized letter.
>Guilty for knowing your own sins yet asking for someone to judge them.
But I don't know. That's why I'm asking!
Guilty for spending time on frivolous activities instead of dedication to hard work that also helps others.
Double sentence for not paying attention to capitalization of surnames.
Hey /jp/, I just had a great idea.
Why don't we sexualize the Yama?
That sounds lovely, anon. Man, I wanna FUCK the Yama!!!!
Guilty for spreading immoral message.
Guilty for being in cooperation with the above.
Guilty for being selfish and picturing the Yama taking inappropriate pose with the use of her rod.
Guilty for heavy breathing causing the climate change.
I want to have rough, unprotected sex with the Yama while she lectured me on how immoral my behavior is! As she's in the middle of a long lecture on the importance of waiting till marriage and not having children outside of wedlock, I'd nut inside of her, filling her fertile womb with my seed.
I WANT TO SIN WITH THE YAMA !!!!!!
How can it be wrong if it feels so right?
STROKING RODS WITH THE YAMA!!!
Bring on the lewd Yama
What would you do on a date with the yama /jp/ ?
Petting moon rabbits with her would be nice...
Seems like a visit to the bamboo forest is a must.
Guilty for having fun while posting with the usage of /a/'s memes
Guilty for underestimating others.
Guilty for picturing the Yama as symbol of sex instead of justice.
Guilty for idealizing and deliberate desire to sin instead of improvement.
So many sinful tongues to punish...
Well, that's true. got a bit carried away with so many sinners to judge...
I want to massage, kiss, and lick the Yama's sweaty and tired feet after she's spent a long day of work dispensing justice!
Your absolute territory. Why?
She sure has nice legs!
Shiki Eiki would give you fifty lashings with her rod for saying things like that.
Fifty lashings with her meat rod to your sinful, immoral throat.
I want to worship the mountain!
Of course she is!
If she is so adamant about judging people and lecturing them then why doesnt she deal with all the incidents instead of reimu? Pretty hypocritical to let somebody pick up the trash and then complain that there was trash on the ground to begin with.
The Yama has all of Gensokyo's sin to manage. You think she's got time for those little incidents?
She's too neutral to be anywhere else.
Always wondered why she's got such a lewd outfit. I mean, it's not some string bikini or anything, but...short skirt, bare legs, everything else covered. The eye is going to be drawn straight to those legs. What the hell, Eiki?
I want to cover her with a blanket so she doesn't get cold!
We need more interessting Shiki reads.
>Do you know what it means to be born?
To suffer and live in a world where I will be xposed to many wonderful things, then realize that I can never attain them, and they cant exist alongside me?
Why didnt God make cute anime girls real?
But they are real!
In your heart
They're usually behind a big desk, so you can't.
The yama wishes you all a sin free, new year!
It's much cuter this way!
I want to put my head on her lap!
That might not earn a lecture unless you fondle her.