Can you take care of this Seija for me while I'm gone?

don't leave yo kid here nigga i ain't yo babysitter

>>12387709
And that's when I fuck her.

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>>12387722
I'll take the other hole!

I'm so flipping mad right now

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>>12387722
>>12387724
No.

>Rape

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>>12387709
I foresee that you will grow into a demon that will bring chaos to society.

I have no choice but to kill you now to prevent future disaster.

>>12387787
I would kill her too.
With my dick. If you catch my drift

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>>12387794
Nah dude, I can't catch your drift.

Oh come on, couldn't we just have a seija thread without 3D maymay images? Fuck, this place is worse than /b/

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>>12387798
Understandable. I'm quite proficient at drifting, if I do say so myself.

>>12387802
Did you seriously expect a thread started with a picture of a half naked loli to turn out any differently?

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has anyone ever patched TH14.3 to replace the ugly Seija sprites with Aya like i asked some months ago?

>>12387818
is "yes" the wrong answer?

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>>12387709
She is cute.

>>12387820
Fuck you faggot play 9.5 if you love your slut bird youkai so much

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>>12387802
This thread would most likely turned into /c/ute dump with that OP.
I say it's not any better.

>>12387820
Why don't use it for fixing translation instead of this shit?

>>12387825
If you have to ask it probably is.

Why do you dress your Seija like that, dude?

>>12387836
Yeah, having her wear panties instead of the clearly superior bandaid should be a punishable offense.

>>12387709
my grandmother's name is seija
does that make me 1/4 touhou

>>12387709
the only touhou that's so hated even the in-game characters don't like her and would even cheat to beat her up.

>>12387844
I want to bully

>>12387709
I want to hug her gently and caress her beautiful hair until she falls asleep.

>>12387833
why would you need a translation patch? the menu and controls are obivous and the few dialogues or archivements are already translated in the wiki if you really wanna know them, they're not important to the game anyway

She's a man eating monster.

We are dead.

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>>12387879
That's why you gotta eat her first!

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>>12387879
that's not rumia

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She is lovely.

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>>12387886
Pretty sure she'll eat you before you even get to try.

I still love her.

>>12387820
Fuck off tengu boot licker

>>12387709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C0uBo5j47o

White Nue is a dork.

>>12387709
NO! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS AND I'M NOT HAVING IT ANYMORE

>>12387877
People can immerse themselves in the game better if they know what's going on while playing.
Also, you're encouraging more secondaries if you just tell people to read the wiki.

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>>12387724
I'll take the navel

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Oops, I accidently married her. Am I in troubleble?

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>>12388510

>>12388562
How do you "accidently" marry someone?

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>>12387794
i don't get it

Where the rape at?

>>12388573
I was just sitting there gazing into her eyes, and the next think I knew, we were at the altar. I don't know how, all I know is that it happened.

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>>12388614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU

>>12388622
Scary...

This is why I don't go outside.

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>>12388627
Nah dude it was worth it. Seija is a great wife.

>>12387826
DONT LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAYYY

Even if she likes to be hated and hate to be liked, I think it doesn't make her a masochist or weak against nice things.

She won't take it to physical, I'm sure.

>>12388675
Marcus...?

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>>12388626
BLYAT

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>>12387818

Maybe if you guys weren't such disgusting pedophiles it would have turned out fine!

Don't you feel ashamed about your pedophilia, /jp/?

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>>12388573
>Ohoho, you signed it, huh?
>In reality, that was a marriage registration form!
>With this, you'll be spending your life with me.
>You can't run from me, you know?

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>>12387709
Her ideology and colors make me think of CM Punk

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>>12389580
Absolutely not and I'm not going to let anyone tell me otherwise.
You should never feel ashamed of who you are.
I revel in who I am and you're not going to stop me!

>>12389664
What's wrong with her panties?

>>12389668
Clearly it was a hot day and she just got sweaty.

>>12389664
>I revel in who I am and you're not going to stop me!
The law might

>>12389764
One thought crimes become punishable maybe.

>>12389812
As long as you don't take actual action

>>12389822
You can't take action against 2D, dude.

>>12389908
You haven't tried hard enough

>>12389963
If I try super hard for, like, a week, will I be able to find true happiness with my loli waifu?

>>12387709
Does Seija age in reverse as well?

>>12390009
Oh god, from the thumbnail I thought her mouth was her entire collar, and the tie her tongue. Kowai!

>>12390105
Hey, me too!

>>12390105
Me too.
Shit's scary.

>>12389990
At some point someone will tell you'll end up creating a Tulpa and be forever happy. What they won't tell you is that you'll sex the child in you.

>>12390977
>What they won't tell you is that you'll sex the child in you.

As long as the child in me is a cute loli I'm cool with that.

KAMUI SENKETSU!

Why is loli Seija wearing sexy lingery so fucking cute?

>>12389639
That was fucking cute.

>>12392555
>>12392838
Relevant of this thread.

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>>12396028
>be me

Stopped reading there

>>12396031
Cool story.

I want to bent Seija over a table, spank her ass red, and fuck her while she's screaming how much she hates my guts.

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>>12396049
Thanks.

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>>12389580
oh hey i have that

>>12397800
I hope the FBI will never catch you.

>>12387709
Slander. Seija doesn't have any friend.

Why does this board still exist? These threads would all fit in /a/. All the quality control from Miedo is gone

>>12397885
But /a/ is shit.

>>12397885
speak of the devil, lately there have been kancolle threads in /a/ such as posted here, why?

>>12397832
Me too anon, but why would they

>>12387709
Alright, ya little shit, it's story time.
I'm going to tell you about a concert in '78 where I snorted a bunch of cocaine off some chick's tits, hijacked an Oscar Meyer wiener mobile, and blew up five ovens. Of course I don't remember if that actually happened or not. Either way, lots of cocaine.

>>12397933
Kancolle is getting a (CGI) anime soon, it's time to panic because Touhou will die forever.

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>>12389580
Nope. My only regret is being born on the same planet as disgusting pedophobes like you.

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>>12389580
what a coincidence

>>12399033
That or the amine does more damage to Kancolle.

>>12399033
Whatever, you said the exact thing about valkyrie crusade, about kancolle, about generic loli anime #45348435435/001/5435.

>>12388675
Fuck off /a/fag. KLK came out later.

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>>12389640
I know right. She's the best.

>>12401633
Promo art for KLK first came out in February/March of 2013, dude

>>12401126

> My only regret is being born on the same planet as disgusting pedophobes like you

>like you

Jokes on you, but I'm probably more of a pedophile than you. I like 2-13, but prefer 5-10, and I'm even making my own loli kidnapping/rape simulator.

>>12405901
>I'm even making my own loli kidnapping/rape simulator


What the fuck am I reading.

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>>12408005

who are you quoting

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>>12408005

How new are you to /jp/?

>>12408577
when is this going to be released i hope this wouldn't be botched

>>12408577
What is this?

>>12408597
Stop posting and lurk forever.

>>12408735
Is it just something on this board because I can assure you in the years I've been coming here I haven't seen it anywhere else.

>>12408760
Hours spent lurking on other boards can only be exchanged to /jp/-hours on a basis of fifteen to one. You have a long way to go.

>>12408772
Then I have a couple hundred hours logged, I don't see why you couldn't just tell me and then get your insults out.

>>12408794
Because that would be entirely too easy.

It's a game somebody in /jp/ is working on.

>>12408799
Can you tell me how far along they are? Or when I could expect them to finish it? I can find the rest out on my own.

>>12408812
man you really are demanding

as to your questions i haven't a fucking clue it's called loli sim find out the rest on your own

>>12408825
Hey blame my boner.

>>12408577
Loli man is still out there, working hard for all of us..

>>12408577
>oral
disgusting

>>12397800
where u get!

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>>12387844

That's exactly how she likes it though.

>>12410733
yet she seeks support from others like she did with Sukuna and (tried, succeeded in one of the endings) Marisa.

What happened at the end of Impossible Spellcard?

>>12408577
It didn't take much to win her over did it?

>>12410764
Seija was alone. All her friends abandoned her, and yet she was fine with that.

>>12410733
Seija confirmed for being the new Tenshi?

>>12411112
Translation?

>>12408577
>mfw I can't do pixel art
I wish I could help this along.

>>12408577
>no spanking option
0/100

>>12416534

There will definitely be an option to do that to discipline her after you kidnap her and she misbehaves.

>>12411112
I'm not really into 2hu, but this Seija should be more honest with her feelings.

>>12416534
Who are you quoting?

>>12387739
Then I take your hole.

>>12411120
no

>>12419575
Now I'm interested.

>>12420800
Pretty please?

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>>12421892
Title: Gimme something where they're together even after the incident.

Seija: "An inchling trying hard to carry her stuff? This is more than enough for you, hoho."
*light bag of Nikumanjuu and heavy bag of something else*

Seija: "Maru, you said you wanted to go fishing yesterday? Too bad, I already fished some! (Today's dinner!)"

Sukuna: ""

Sukuna: "You're so friendly after all!"
Seija: "Stop it that's disgusting... being praised doesn't make me a bit happier. (Also yoou have some rice stuck on your face.)"

But you have me!

Sukuna: "Se-Seijaaaa!! It's the thunder! I'm scared! Let me sleep together with you!"

Seija: "Huuh? Why that? You're not a kid and I'm not your guardian. Just go to sleep already."

Sukuna: "Waaah, okay..."

Seija: "What am I doing... I'm supposed to be overtaking her..."
They ended up sleeping together until morning.
Picture: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=38067616

>>12421961
Are you by anychance Weeb?
Probably not though, since he got banned.
I wish he'd come back and translate more stuff for us.

>>12421961
So wait, seija is taking care of sukuna because she hate her or...?

Ah damn! Hold on, lemme get a NOT gate from wal mart and see if I can figure this out

>>12419575
What will be the available implement?

>>12422077
Hand, frying pans, that thing user for wet clothes, rolled up towel (wet or dry)

>>12421968
Haven't heard of that name before, so no, that's someone else.

>>12422242
And now that you got me interested, you're going to make me wait forever.

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So uhh... I've been having fun playing 14.3

>>12429084
Stop.

>>12429084
the game was nice, but the character was wrong. a proper tengu would be more fitting in a tengu-game

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>>12429226
No it was better this way.

Well Momiji could maybe have rivaled it, but not Aya or even Hatate.

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>>12431065

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>>12431067
Betrayal.

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>>12431073

>>12431102
What is seija suicide 1?

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What if she molests me?

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>>12431152

>>12431516
Hot!

>>12420085
>>12411112
So Seija is the husband

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>>12431516

>>12431762
I would kill to see her like that in the morning

>>12408577
This is truly the first time I have ever been ashamed of a boner

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>>12431102
>>12431182
Continuing

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>>12432391
END

>>12432391
>>12432395
Thank you for putting a spoiler on your pictures, but for you anyway for posting gore.

>>12432603
I like how you're not outwardly announcing it. Faggot.

I love Seija.
I love her.

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>>12433012
Yes, that's the one!
Lolhina's delicious tight pussy...

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This one looks good too :
http://www.doujinshi.org/book/474319/

>>12432813
>That's the same artist who draw that cute Hina and her daughter raped and beaten by her husband.
Haaa, so that's what the comment on Pixiv referred to.