Sayoko?
>>16357388
Who?
>>16357392
Sayoko.
So what, she's just being a bitch? What kind of heroine is this?
>wormslut
>heroine
>>16357924
She is Shirou's heroine in that route.
There's nothing wrong with being drunk with power and bloodlust from time to time. She never had her chuuni phase, it had to come some day.
ITT: 2hus on Powerthirst
I... kind of like it. Amigay /jp/?
You Lost, Filthy Terrestrials
Moonbitches thread
>>16352669
Spacenoid Scum
All this shit is legit 2hu canon, BRAVO ZUN
http://www.outskirtsbattledomewiki.com/index.php/8-character-profiles/1167-character-profile-watatsuki-no-yorihime
>Name: Watatsuki no Yorihime
>Origin: Touhou
>Gender: Female
>Classification: LunARYAN
>Princess/Leader of the Lunar Defense Corps
>Age: 1500+
>Powers and Abilities: Super speed, strength, very skilled swordsman, weather manipulation, can summon gods to obtain various abilities (including transmutation, energy blasts, increase her own agility via possession, fire manipulation, purification and attack redirection), can easily absorb knowledge, immortality (type 1), likely many more capable of matching or countering most powers & abilities of Gensokyo's denizens
>Weaknesses: Nothing notable
>Destructive Capacity: Small galaxy level+ (much more powerful than Reimu)
>Range: Extended melee range, several hundred meters with weather manipulation and summons
>Speed: MFTL+ (easily reacted to Final Spark, should be more than capable of curbstomping Youmu and Aya given her status and WoG statements)
>Durability: At least large planet level, likely small galaxy level+
>Lifting Strength: Superhuman
Striking Strength: At least Class XKJ, likely Class XZJ (can cut Marisa's Final Spark in two casually, should be generally stronger than anyone in Gensokyo)
>Stamina: Immense (took out Sakuya, Marisa, Remilia and Reimu in order without breaking a sweat and claimed she could win nearly forty million such battles in a row)
>Standard Equipment: Sword of Lord Gion which has the power to seal away the powers of Gods
>Intelligence: 1500+ years of experience and high level intelligence, has a power that allows her to absorb knowledge quickly, she was taught by Eirin
>Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Weather Manipulation: Yorihime can control the weather, allowing her to summon rains and lighting.
Greetings, humans. I've synthesised an improved version of my butterfly dream pill that guarantees you will have the best hatsuyume, which will bring you great fortune.
Forget to say "rabbit, rabbit"? Well, for just 5000 yen, godly luck year-round can be yours, without pledging servitude to one of the local animals.
Oh, that's right. I remembered to say rabbit rabbit for the first time yesterday.
How much for the best hatsunay meekoo?
I need you to synthesize an improved version of your paizuri on me, Doc
You've received true love chocolate from the Third Reich's comeliest boatslut.
Good for you.
Boatslut sounds kinda rude.
I am sure we could be good friends.
>>16351089
It's an official title. It's in no way meant to imply sexual promiscuity.
Back in the early 90s we had a wealthy neo nazi exchange student. She was a few years older than me in high school with my sister. She stayed with us a whole year. Bismarck reminds me of her some. She loved nazi history and told me stories of how neat they were back in the day. I was 11 or so.
Post your hauls, albums, pictures of cool stuff you've gotten or seen, cute cosplays, etc here.
This thread will also be used to discuss C91 music releases since we don't really need two threads about the same event.
DS thread: http://www.doujinstyle.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=16603
C91 Music Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QiE7bBEoiKKiEMPeDUeulyoKanGXOv6ECPiYrSwBMKM/htmlview
Previous thread here:
>>16303076
any news about imizu stuff ?
why do you nerds fight in EVERY COMIKET THREAD
m3 threads are so much more civil (and dead)
Day 3
In this thread we discuss and give advice about all sorts of rubber vaginas, asses, dolls and other related products.
Because I have nothing better to do on New Year's eve edition.
Read the guide before asking questions.
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
Last thread: >>16311661
You messed up
>>16344948
Happy fapping new year anons.
Is there anything I can do to improve the MoT's teeth without removing them altogether?
I can only feel the teeth scratching my dick during normal use. The insides feel like heaven when I use my fingers to clean it but it seems kinda to stupid to remove the teeth from an onahole supposed to mimic oral sex.
Also, happy new year fags.
In previous years, gikopoi has been a /jp/ tradition for new years.
nah
>>16344945
>gikopoi
Let's do it.
Don't feel shy, everyone is a filthy newfag and awkard sperglord.
Even the talkative guy is just trying very hard to not spill his spaghetti.
This night you could make some /jp/sie friends!
Help! I'm starting to like Marisa
>>16344460
Childhood is idolising Remiu, adulthood is realising Marisa makes more sense.
>>16344558
Reimu is cuter.
Marisa feels like someone who you could actually talk to and atleast sort of relate to, compared to the other inhabitants of Gensokyo.
However, both of them only exist in Gensokyo, which nobody here will be seeing until they pass away.
So for now, I believe that Reimu has a little bit over Marisa.
This thread is for all Hello! Project groups and soloists, old and new.
モーニング娘。'16『セクシーキャットの演説』(MORNING MUSUME ‘16[Sexy Cat’s Speech])
https://youtu.be/S0g7SQbyjko
モーニング娘。'16『そうじゃない』(MORNING MUSUME ‘16[I’m Not Like That])
https://youtu.be/ilEoPiUST2Y
モーニング娘。'16『ムキダシで向き合って』(MORNING MUSUME ‘16[Confront With Bare Nakedness])
https://youtu.be/fdtgnmV7HU0
℃-ute『夢幻クライマックス』(℃-ute[Dreamlike Climax])
https://youtu.be/UBmBGKjFuRQ
℃-ute『愛はまるで静電気』(℃-ute[Love Is Like Static Electricity])
https://youtu.be/F4QNnSXCZpE
℃-ute『Singing~あの頃のように~』(℃-ute[Singing 〜Just Like Back In The Day〜])
https://youtu.be/r3K5zHnBF8E
アンジュルム『愛のため今日まで進化してきた人間 愛のためすべて退化してきた人間』
https://youtu.be/3qKtkkf4KAg
アンジュルム『上手く言えない』(ANGERME[I Can’t Describe It])
https://youtu.be/yPZuXWb_CyY
アンジュルム『忘れてあげる』(ANGERME[I’ll Forget Everything For You])
https://youtu.be/IL-VnIPyeO0
Juice=Juice『Dream Road~心が躍り出してる~』(Juice=Juice[Dream Road 〜My Heart is Dancing〜])
http://youtu.be/EC19AV19rEg
Juice=Juice『KEEP ON 上昇志向!!』(Juice=Juice [KEEP ON: The Ambition to Succeed!!])
https://youtu.be/JzDQj4X17gI
Juice=Juice『明日やろうはバカやろう』(Juice=Juice[“I’ll DoItTomorrow”AretheWordsofaBuffoon])
https://youtu.be/SgEl8y1hxHU
カントリー・ガールズ『どーだっていいの』(Country Girls [I Don’t Really Care])
http://youtu.be/C7TgAVcvB9k
カントリー・ガールズ『涙のリクエスト』(Country Girls [Request of Tears])
http://youtu.be/nHeUWB8qnZ0
こぶしファクトリー『辛夷の花』(Magnolia Factory[The Kobushi Magnolia Flower]) (MV)
https://youtu.be/8S-YIkMrQAE
つばきファクトリー『独り占め』(Camellia Factory [Keeping You All to Myself])
http://youtu.be/_tnzf00cGDo
ハロプロ研修生/こぶし発表会、カントリー・ガールズツアー、アンジュルムコメント、モー娘。'16韓国/生物のお時間!鈴木ヘアアレンジ MC:森戸知沙希・田口夏実【ハロ!ステ#201】
https://youtu.be/_4nww-s_q_c
【Girls Night Out#49】アンジュルム中西&上國料の神楽坂周辺散策(後編)、Bitter&Sweetのデコパージュ、ジャージー乳アイスブリュレをお取り寄せ!、 他
https://youtu.be/CZ10IVaQhF4
The Girls Live 【Episode 148】
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x561pc6
Previous Thread: >>16301835
>>16341115
woops wrong one
>>16340258
Robin is a kawaii though.
Hey folks, does anybody know of any more Japanese faux documentary horror films?
I just got finished watching this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5frkgw44IAo&feature=player_embedded
If you get invested into them they are really quite spooky in a different way.
I doubt anybody's bothered to sub them, but the ほんとにあった! 呪いのビデオ series is pretty famous. They're up to volume 70.
Bump out of interest
>>16340522
Just watched that, op. Pretty spooky.
I only know of the well known ones that the director of Noroi did.
What are Sanae's ten desires?
What are Sanae's ten std?
>>16339142
To be my wife! (x10)
Post some Ascii Art, weebs. /jp/ doesn't have the function for nothing.
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What's the appeal of mimikaki?
Is it because of the intimacy associated with it?
Or because it feels good since many Asian have dry ear wax?
Getting yours ears cleaned feels orgasmic.
>>16336801
>because it feels good since many Asian have dry ear wax
this
doesn't feel good at all to me
in fact, you're not even supposed to do it; you're supposed to let the wax fall out naturally over time
I went to one of those mimikaki shops when I visited japan.
It was awkward for me since my shoulders width didn't match the lady unless I moved my head very close to her body.
And I'm sure she was disgusted when she scooped wet ear wax, even though I keep my ears clean.
But she was very professional about it, though she finished me as fast as she could.