Good night, Letty!
See you next year, Letty.
I wish I could go with you.
>>16788700
>I wish I could go with you.
dumb ningen
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How do you like them Extra Stages /jp/?
I have yet to see a boring one.
i'm not good enough to reach the bosses in the extra stages
>>16787509
I'm still working on Nue, danmaku chimera is giving me a hard time even though I understand how to do it, it makes me nervous and I always clip the orbs as they move. Wish bombing wasn't completely useless on that card. I've gotten past it a few times but I always end up losing a life or two which basically ruins my run.
>>16787509
I've been trying to play Touhou games on and off for nearly 6 years now, and I still can't beat any of them even on Easy Mode (and don't get me started on the whole "1cc" bullshit). The adage of "practice makes perfect" is a lie; I don't improve no matter how hard I try.
What's the secret?
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Speaking of the guide, does the version guide/changelog really need to be at the top front and center vs the Table of Contents? Seems like opening the guide and seeing a wall of unrelated text would cause even more people not to use the guide.
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Anyone have experiance with the Give Me Your Milk (either regular or ES)? The idea of seeing myself bust into it does something for me. (This is the most important one)
>>16786495
mine
>>16786480
Oh shit what came in the mail today!
Also that fuckin puddin candy was delish
男らしい~
>>16784160
>implying you wouldn't do the same
what are you, gay?
>>16788088
who quote?
Please explain
Tell us about your solitary adventures in the world of otaku, the media you're reading or watching but have nobody else to talk to about either because it was over a long time ago or simply because nobody on this side of the international date line cares.
On my end, right now I'm listening to archived web radio streams for anime that finished airing last decade. What obscure pursuits are you all up to?
>>16783644
Currently angry that someone outbid me on an auction for all kino no tabi light novels. I've been bidding on a few old LN auctions recently on yahoo. Got myself most Slayers volumes, GInkon, FMP, Divided Frontier, 星虫, D crackers, アンダー・ラグ・ロッキング, and a few others. Just a bit bothered I haven't found any good auction on Boogiebop but I got the first volume on amazon anyway, along with Bianca which I heard is interesting.
I'm in a similar time zone to Japan, but ignoring that; Im watching Corpse Princess. Its not that fantastic in terms of story and has a number of shounen traits, but I really like the setting and how some of the characters and backgrounds are depicted.
I like to watch sprite and MMD skits on Nicovideo but I'm not confident in my Japanese to wwwwwwwpost on the comments and am usually not caught up anyway.
Oh my God!
I can't believe it!
ZUN has announced a new Touhou game!
Amazing!
>空が飛べる
>not 狂気を操る
>>16779875
so first one to be set in the Serengeti and not in Gensokyo?
This new toho looks kind of familiar somehow.
Hey /jp/, I went to a Touhou doujin event last Sunday and bought some stuff.
http://kyoukai.biz/
It's held where Puniket is usually held. It was pretty big compared to the previous Puniket conventions.
I'll post my stuff later if you guys want anything. It'll be a month more before M3 and RTS happens.
I hope you had fun. Got a picture of your haul splayed out on a table or something?
Got porn?
Didn't get that much porn since it's either most the ones I wanted were sold out or there's just very few porn. Got a banging pocket watch.
Shhh china is sleeping
WAKE UP YOU SLUT
>>16776045
ITS HER FREE DAY LET HER BE ANON!
>>16776018
She wears the same underwear as my sister.
A question about Touhou lore:
Who built Alice and Marisa's houses? Did they just both stumble across houses in the middle of a dangerous forest or does ZUN expect us to believe a teenage girl could build a livable house (and a store)?
I don't know, maybe for one of them it's their grandma's old cottage or something.
The union has construction crews working across Gensokyo throughout the clock.
>ZUN expect us to believe a teenage girl could build a livable house (and a store)?
I love how some people like to forget that Touhou Project is a fantasy videogame series.
INMU and Cookie* thread
MADs, Pics and Vids are welcome here
>also Yaju senpai and NYN
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30852005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITdQMpWHcEg
ketsudeka pingu suki
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>>16717417
Current Version: Elona+ 1.66
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Post your houses, stores or museums please.
>>16768228
I have to have an alphabetical organization but it got kinda full, I think I'll just stuff all the non-unique cards into the deck for more kneaded sweets and re-organize with statues only. The cards have minimal effect on the museum value anyway.
Sometimes my little girl doesn't cook me breakfast when I weak up during the morning. Does she need to not be hungry when I go to sleep or something? What's going on?
only bemani game with Phife Dawg edition
>>16767951
old: >>16720119
second for chunithm is never coming to the states
Geometry dash is still superior
What would dating Satori be like? Any way you could train your mind's defenses so that she couldn't break in all the time?
>>16760289
One thing's for certain; only date her if you're one hundred percent sure you actually love her.
Just think degenerate thoughts the whole time.
>>16760289
You'd need to be Zen in order to have defenses against mind reading. It's pretty much a "don't think of an elephant" situation. When your brain receives input it moves to calculate it automatically. It takes years and years of training to be able to totally empty your mind in the face of distractions.
Aside from that, it might be awkward. She'd know how you're feeling and what you're thinking all the time, making any odd, perverted or otherwise uncomfortable thought known and making feeling awkward constantly the norm.
You stay in the car Anon, I'll take care of this.
>>16751721
Gee thanks Rin... I owe you one!
Taking care of what?
Who's texting you and why are you getting out of the car?
Oh hey anon go grab me a beer
>>16743963
Kiss my ass, bitch. Get it yourself.
And give me a blowjob after.
>>16743963
*Grabs two beers*
Free beer
>>16743963
one for you, 2 for me, one for you...