Are Alex edition
tessa
That's not how you open a can of pickles.
>old thread on page 2
janns is going to absolutely blow his nut haha
The Grand Tour episode 5 lads
AIU exposing The Young Turks for inspiring a cop killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlq5hcJxLY
>>68719043
quite like her ngl
>>68719035
4chan auto removes the exif data since like 2014 desu
injected into my thigh and now I can barely walk :(
fuckin hate the fitness community and how every fuckin tom dick and harry speaks as if they are an absolute expert on weightlifting so you always get fuckin arguments and disagreements
it's fuckin frustrating lads
>>68719101
that's what (((they))) want you to believe
>>68719100
me too friend
me too
temezepam down me gob
Just found out people from London and the home counties call the rest of the UK 'the provinces' a bit demeaning desu
>>68719115
awwww you silly cunt
Christine Bleakley > Alex Jones
I love Frank Lampard to bits but part of me resents him for taking her away from our screens
>>68719148
literally nobody does that
if they did you'd hear it on /brit/
>>68719148
No one normal says that
2017 in 14 days
>>68719077
are TYT soros funded
>>68719175
I read it on reddit, loads of people from the south east have never went north of watford and think Birmingham is the north. wew....
>>68719177
We literally are though. There's a reason JFs basically use "britain", "england" and "london" interchangeably.
got the farts tonight wew
>>68719199
They're funded by Qatar, not even memeing
>>68719191
2017 WILL be better
>tfw to intelligent to load another bong or go to the 24/7 shop opposite mine
irl karen
>tfw pusslet
>dyslexia
why do people need a reason to be stupid
can't they just be stupid?
>>68719204
Birmingham is practically north though mate
And southerners are well-traveled so they have been all over the world
Business idea: /brit/ houseshare
>>68719239
dyslexia is actually a thing. sorry mate.
>>68719247
we'd never step out of our rooms
Are you supposed to call an ambulance if you see a drunk person lying on the floor?
>>68719242
Birmingham isn't north though and if you travel the world you should also travel your own country
>>68719247
Called a council house mate
>>68719262
so is being an idiot
>>68719239
dyslexia is real
add and adhd is not
>>68719264
i'd come out of my room to come into your room and ram my big cock up your arse
>>68719264
>implying we wouldn't leave funny and epic notes in green pen on the fridge for each other
gazi kodzo is an actor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuDKc_nshzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFSCt7_8yP4
>>68719270
the watford thing is complete rubbish
all brits have been all around their country
>>68719118
Kek.
I know that feeling. And it's not just the fitness community either.
Also, it's fucking annoying when you ask for advice and some jumped up cunt starts berating you for not already being qualified on the subject.
The web is a fucking cancer.
>>68719270
Birmingham is in the "midlands" which isn't derived from a compass point. It's north of the centre of England, therefore it's acceptable to call it the North
Want to go to the chickin shop
Do most chickin shops take card
>>68719268
i don't know what the correct thing to do is but i would probably put them on their side and let them sleep it off.
>>68719317
Londoner here. Have literally never visited another city except when I was in york for uni.
will be posting embassies with green text from here on, in reference to a thread i made which did not do so well (>>68716742)
starting in the next post
Post Alex Jones
>>68719299
>I have an iq of 195 but I can't spell inconsequential
does not compute
they should be stripped of iq points for quite obviously being retarded
watching a bit of youtube
hmm
>>68719343
londoner and I've been to the most obscure scottish islands
Genuinely think 2016 was the worst year of my life haha
>>68719215
>There's a reason JFs basically use "britain", "england"
Yes
>and "london"
No
glad he won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuib2Vo3hSo
>>68719191
Gonna be a good year I think
2016 was dismal but I see the light
>londoner and I've been to the most obscure scottish islands
>>68719318
t. runt who can't take advice without feeling inadequate and sperging out
i am going to poo now, and because i've been sick my poo will be pretty nasty
would you guys like to see it when i am done
>>68719317
someone in a thread a few days ago literally said "anything above the watford gap is considered the north"
>>68719118
i only listen to jason blaha
>>68719376
Was one of my best years, along with 2009 desu
>>68719414
Not Yank Jones ALEX Jones!
>>68719373
but did you go to obscure underground clubs where you were the only tourist allowed to come?
Anything above the Thames is the North tbqh
>>68719439
cosy
>this monstrosity represents the nation of australia
>it doesnt even have a gate
not impressed
>Obama says he warned Russia to 'cut it out' over election hacking
how does he manage to have the most powerful military machine in the history of the world at his beck and call and still sound like he's the specky kid who gets bullied for his lunch money
>>68719426
he is also correct
>>68719439
I refuse to believe 2 bedrooms can fit in that thing
>>68719417
take a pic for us la' x
been sitting on the pooper for half an hour
Better get back to the old work
>>68719177
I cannot think of another nation similar to us that has so much social, political, economical and cultural power directed to one city.
It's really not good for London, and not good for the rest of Britain.
hayden are you there
>>68719453
Ah yes, so cozy sharing a wall with a neighbour
>>68719479
France has far more in Paris
who else /comfy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taFsF4PCm5g
eaten 3 meals in my bed feel quite dirty gonna bathe and change my duvet x
>>68719479
Tokyo in Japan
looks like an inner city school lmao
>>68719524
this, might as well live in an apartment that would cost a quarter of the price at that point.
>>68719524
cozy like sharing a country with subhuman scum :^)
why are city states so neat?
If there was such a thing as a gf shop how much would you pay for a top of the line model? They would allow you a mortgage that can be paid off over several years/decades.
Accudentally walked in on my housemate having a shower, woops
>>68719567
gaylord
Lads why is the BBC paid for by a weird license fee rather than just a regular tax?
streaming choons and maybe a movie or two x
https://rabb.it/haydy
>>68719575
These already exist m8
They're called brothels
>>68719527
bout to go to bed and watch a speedrun of tomb raider 3 and think about all the shit I don't have to do tomorrow
>>68719563
"apartments" don't exist in the kinds of places where you can buy a 2 bed terrace for £90K m8
>>68719527
hill is the real president
>>68719591
Because not everyone watches TV
>>68719320
>It's north of the centre of England
Fenny Drayton is the centre of England and is a few miles north of Birmingham, you ignorant paki twat.
>>68719611
Business idea: build an apartment block in the kinds of places where 2 bed terraces cost 90,000 quid
>>68719602
>going to a brothel for a gf
>birmingham being this desperate to be in the south
kek, sorry no
soon to visit my 26th and 27th foreign nations
>>68719452
*the English channel
gonna do a suicide
>>68719591
delete this post or i'll have to contact the site admins about you mate
now THIS is an embassy, wow wee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2pk4p_yqH8
>>68719648
Scotland's practically foreign as well just take a bus
>>68719527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
>>68719638
In the UK there is a major negative stigma against living in a flat so people would rather live in tiny terraces houses.
>>68719644
guy doesn't know what the midlands are: the post
>>68719675
is that because you guys have council flats to house pov cunts?
just imagine living here
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-61444649.html
NEED a Paki gf
Ah yes, it's a thick fucking petrol-sniffing Aussie responds to a post he doesn't understand episode.
Tell me again why we have to tolerate these things on here.
*bites wing*
business idea: offer my virginity to attractive women for money giving them the impression its worth more than it is, a la diamonds
>>68719681
no one who doesn't live there even acknowledges the existence of the """mid"""lands. just accept you are a grim northern shithole
>>68719687
Yes
>>68719657
are you joking me right now?
>>68719687
Yeah, it's so fucking stupid, England is one of the most densely populated countries in Europe as people won't build up.
>>68719675
>major negative stigma against living in a flat
This is only in medium/small towns and elsewhere
In cities it is perfectly normal and you'd be seen as a billionaire if you had a house
fit, chic, white, modern. excellent representation of the italian people
reminder: >>68716742 is the thread
daily reminder that dark hair is the master race
>marlon brando
>superman
>jesus christ
>james bond
>george lincoln rockwell
>the people who created civilisation
how can any body else even compete
>>68719629
No, Fenny Drayton is north east of Birmingham. Look at a map.
>>68719591
so the unwashed masses don't see it for the stealth tax it is and keep supporting the radical left socialist, anti-white, peadophile BBC agenda
>>68719719
I live in Manchester and it is look down on, they're alright to live in when in your early twenties but buying one to live in? To raise a family in? No way.
I think London is the only exception due to it being London.
>>68719714
>>68719672
Much better song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRg_GNPUhG0
>>68719668
scotland has almost no unique culture. just stupid accents and a few bits of disgusting food.
Looking for someone other than my wife....
*Other than my wife*....
Ashley Madison's riigh-hiiit
had a coughing fit on the bus earlier. was pretty funny.
bet some of you spergs would be mortified at the idea of drawing attention to yourselves like that.
Why are countryside people wealthy in the UK? Around the world its usually those who are poorer and more stupid
reminder intelligence is 85-90% heritable
>>68719774
>almost
bit generous to our scottish "friends"
Do you think lack of physical contact can actually make you lose your mind? I just want someone to hug me
>>68719524
The people who lived in these houses when they were new were part of a close-knit community, all of whom pretty much worked in the some industry for the same company.
They seem peculiar and odd now, but decades ago they were great homes for the working classes.
>walks towards you
>>68719745
That's mostly because flats used to symbolise council flats in estates. The new ones around Salford are pretty decent.
>>68719766
that was horrible KYS
>the maori arch thing in the front
new zealand is very multicultural these days
>>68719793
I have a really smart mate who claims his parents are dumb as rocks
>>68719766
>Hip hop / Rap ever representing white people kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ8Pt2pPsSs
>>68719738
>Pengest Munch
>>68719798
No they weren't, they've always been disgusting squalid shitholes to house the proles. Read the road to wigan pier
>>68719793
you're out of luck then unless you're anglo 2bh
>>68719779
jokes on you, i trip up stairs constantly cause one foot is bigger than the other so i have to wear a shoe too big on one foot
Hating on students lads
>>68719710
t. pays 400 million quid to live in a closet
75% of London consists of blacked ethnic ghettos
>>68719675
Yuppies have been embracing tiny flats in city centres for the past 20 years
>>68719835
>75%
More like 15%
I have 19 years of experience
Anyone who uses soundcloud get weird follows with nudes as their profile pics lol
>>68719809
they didn't kill enough when they first landed
>>68719804
Those are mostly luxury ones though, it is still rare for a normal middle class people to buy a flat to raise a family in.
>>68719830
>one foot is bigger than the other
what kind of runtish deformity is that
>>68719797
Maybe
I HATE being touched though, even with my gf it took a while to get used to
>>68719835
>brummie bringing up whiteness
glass houses m8
>>68719739
>Fenny Drayton is north east of Birmingham.
So you understand that Birmingham isn't actually north on the centre of England then, Ahmed?
>>68719835
7% of London is black...
the leafs might be the worst of a kind but they build one hell of an embassy
Are you lads back from a night out?
>>68719846
North, South and East are all ethnic ghettos desu
>>68719797
definitely
Don't even bother arguing against provincials nowadays on /brit/
Their arguments are meaningless. London is automatically superior to everything and requires no defence
>>68719862
You're aware that's a literal sign of autism right
>>68719886
Still "out" at work
>>68719835
Ah yes, the famously white city of Birmingham
>>68719694
She's in Corrie as well
>>68719851
Sure it's rare, but i wouldn't say people look down on those who say they live in a flat without first knowing the area/flat in question
brits bringing the bad vibes yet again *hits joint*
*puts this on*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=733BxfogY9k
>>68719835
Birmingham was 53% white british in 2011 so surely under 50% by now, sad!
>>68719886
Back from fucking your mum mate, came right in her vagina, looks like you'll have a step brother in 9 months lmao
>>68719905
>Birmingham (Arabic :بالإنجليزية) is a major city and metropolitan borough of West Midlands, England.
hmm
>>68719896
It's not like I go nuts or won't do it, I just don't like it
thinking of doing a sleep in my living room just for some variety
>>68719894
This is how I handle that one brit who tries to bully Australian posters, sometimes the best action is inaction.
>>68719822
Erm, yes they were. A fucking book by an edgelord doesn't change that, you simple twat.
ah yes the birmingham internet defence force is here
>>68719886
>coming back at 2am from a night out
Is this what yanks do?
>>68719934
Edgy
not sure what to make of this one
>>68719938
Fun fact they old the oldest writings of the Quran in Birmingham
>>68719774
you what
Scotland's been around for longer than England and amassed an abundance of multi-faceted culture
>>68719951
>orwell
>edgelord
you are embarrassing yourself
>>68719958
Yea if you're on a good roll with the lads
Usually earlier though, depends on final call
>>68719959
your mum was on edge when she was shaking on the bed after a good fuck
sick of seeing that nigger everywhere
>>68719977
t.Scotchman
None of that is true by the way
>>68719968
jesus god lord almighty this building needs to be demolished
makes you think
>>68719977
Scottish culture like what? Speaking English in a scottish accent or speaking Irish in a scottish accent?
love seeing that nigger everywhere
(am a rumanian.)
Just because you get the death card-
It means transformation-
It means changing things around you.
Somehow, I get the impression that you're a little afraid to start the trip.
Corporate (whore) or colonial, the movement is unstoppable.
South bound buses, Peter Pans. Would you agree times have changed?
this is your oneitis while you're sitting at home thinking about how pure she is
http://i.imgur.com/7KXFnE7.jpg
>>68719896
the touching thing with autism is that it really sets the cunts off and they go nuts at the slightest touch. a lot of people just find it really uncomfortable being touched in terms of open palm grabs etc
I fucking hate people rubbing their fingers up my arms and stuff, creeps me the fuck out
never EVER forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix_7p1qczXs
Looks like Reddit is on here tonight, lads>>68719988
>>68719977
top kek, as they say
>>68719990
>going to pubs/bars
>>68719977
haggis
kilts
bagpipes
heroin
that's about it
>>68720026
Someone raped you as a child lad?
>>68720035
What do you do in Britland?
who here /jute/
>>68719990
Sad
If you come back before the next day then you had a shit night
>>68720045
Not everyone endures that, Rasheed.
>>68720026
The irony is you probably actually browse reddit if your first association with orwell is "edgelord". Maybe spend some of the time you set aside for autistic tantrums on the internet actually reading books.
The government should control all buses and trains and you should be allowed to by a monthly pass that uses everything all over the country
>everyone in essex is blonde
>everyone in wales has brown eyes and curly hair
ah yes
>>68720048
190kg master fag?
Hello my fellow Irishmen
>>68720072
Lmao you definitely were raped when you were a child.
Can I ask what happened or will you have a fit?
>>68720050
Go to a club, leave at 3/4 or 6, which are the usual closing times.
>>68720053
jutes were useless cunts
their only contribution to England is the word "vixen"
>>68720048
fuck off lickdicki
>>68720044
Kilts are Irish though
negative vibes
>>68720093
DELETE
>>68720095
At what point are you supposed to take the hoe back home?
>>68720090
>>68720104
I'm not that colossal cunt. Why are you mistaking me for him?
finishing school and trying to make it into a graduate course is eating me alive lads
>HMP Birmingham riot: Officers regain control of prison
love that the region is Birmingham & Black Country
blacks literally have their own country in the midlands lmao
AIU exposing The Young Turks for inspiring a cop killer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlq5hcJxLY
>>68720100
and what a contribution
>>68720076
Irony is you thinking you're fucking clever for reading Orwell.
That's what 18yo Redditors do.
>>68720093
Hello yes, my grandmother was from County Clare. Rule Britannia
>>68720093
>>68720119
Read it and weep cousin
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3711040/How-British-Genetic-study-reveals-Yorkshire-Anglo-Saxon-UK-East-Midlands-Scandinavian.html
englishmen are not irish, thank god
>>68720100
oi fuck off m8 we're the best english group
>>68720123
3/4 or 6, when it closes
>wasting your time hating blacks when pakis exist
ah yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=193lxzrJV8U
>>68720158
Another rape victim
Bless your cotton socks.
Is there a such thing as a native/indigenous londoner?
like people who's families have been there since the conquest?
or is it a city of transients
the state of this embassy
>that one aussie who thinks everyone loves him on /brit/
>>68720143
go home paddy
>>68720146
>cousin
Cromwell did literally nothing wrong
>>68720146
ah yes, mailonline
very impressive
>>68720123
usually 3 to 4 here unless she's keen af and you are 100% in
>>68720158
Forgetting that Somalis exist who are not only niggers but also muslim
>>68720136
>30 fucking minutes
Jesus how could anyone watch all of this? Its all mostly filler shit as well I'd bet. Honestly don't understand people who watch those hour long Steven memelyneux videos
The only reason "people" go to pubs/clubs/bars on the weekend is because they're hobbiless freaks who have no other source of excitement in their lives so they resort to using drugs and fucking dirty club sluts then spending the entire next day feeling ill.
What a grim existence deanos must live.
>>68720173
Yes
>>68720173
it was a Roman military camp/harbour previously inhabited by some heathen celts
>>68720162
Yes, you're so wise and informed.
>>68720141
Where did I say that? Orwell was one of our great writers of the twentieth century. If all he evokes for you is american teenagers saying things are literally 1984 you clearly have a pretty shallow knowledge of him.
might do the 23andme and ancestry tests even though I know I am 100% english
any italian scottish twats here
>>68720162
>sits at home assembling tiny vintage cars while i have drunken banter with the lads and the satisfaction and reassurance that only a woman's lust can provide
No one, is in fact, a native--by definition.
>>68720162
Clubbing became a lot less fun once I stopped deluding myself in second year that they were a good time
Only go to the pub now for karaoke night with my mates
very nice, poland
>It's a paki obsessed with kids being raped episode
>>68720201
>>68720162
t. sitting at home on 4chan
hahaha hella epic my dude
>>68720234
cheers m8
list patrician fetishes
>>68720201
What do you do on the weekends?
Stay at home, invite a few educated men, drink brandy, have am intellectual debate then furiously pommel each other in a gay orgy because all you Aussies are little gay boys?
>>68720224
master race
>>68720201
nobody actually enjoys nightclubs
this REALLY is an emperors new clothes situation
people just go because everyone else does
Normies enjoy clubbing because they are able to live in the moment and aren't neurotic autists. Don't pretend you're superior for not enjoying it, we are just defective.
>>68720255
feet are literally the thinking man's fetish
>>68720215
It's a scam
Enjoy being in Mr Goldburgs genetic registry of bad goyim
>>68720146
Wales has the most iberian ancestry you say?
>>68720255
Footjobs on strapons
ah yes take a handsome olive-skinned Latino lover from the Mediterranean and have him mix with Scots
i give it a 6/10, bit dirty
>>68720261
Depends on what kind of music you're into, and who you're with. Liking the music or going with sound people mKes it fun for me.
>>68720255
>i've read one book by an overrated edgelord and everything written in it is true for every such like example
Ah yes, the arrogance of the Redditor
>the psychologist told me i might have to accept i'll never be as happy as other people
ah yes, """help"""
>atheism is unstoppable
>>68720261
Nah, it depends what type of club you go to, if you got to some normie cunt club where they just play the top 20 songs and do a deal on jaegerbombs you'll have a shit time. If you go to a club that has a specific theme and plays music you like you'll have a great time.
>>68720261
I don't mind some of them desu
depends on the crowd and the people you're with
Any other Romanians here?
>>68720274
You get bored of it after a while. I struggle to get to that drunk phase where I'm edging near puking, but comfortable and on a buzz
>>68720304
lmao btfo
>>68720215
do it la it's cool to figure out your ancestry. I didnt know my ma was part irish
post cities
>i read orwell
>>68720303
mate you deserve to get jumped on the street and whatever they decide to do to you after is fair game i say, whether you were raped or murdered i wouldnt give a shit
>>68720317
>going to a friend's do at a shite normie club
>AND the only deal they do is on WKD
welcome to hell
>>68720324
salut x
>>68720340
northern canadian powerhouse
>>68720215
I wanna see how Irish I am
I like /brit/ when everyone is arguing and at each other's throats.
>>68720348
stop posting cringeworthy edgelord
>>68720366
Salutari, m8ey x.
>>68720338
My Mum and Dad are swarthy with black hair and blue eyes, I am pale and blonde, very nordic lookings, sister is ginger and brother looks like atypical pale brown haired brit.
Has Mummy been cucking Daddy?
time to stop thinking of people as people, think of them as the mindless apes they are, minds stuffed with cultural garbage, knuckling dragging neanderthals thinly disguising primitive mammalian mating and dominance rituals
This is what I know about wales/the welsh:
-weird language with no vowels
-they like rugby
-leeks are an integral aspect of their culture
-everyone's last name is either jones or williams
-sheep
-cardiff
-poor compared to england/scotland
-coal mines
>>68720338
looks like you could have ancestors from the british isles
>>68720304
Take some MD you'll be even happier than them
>>68720371
looks really nice shame it's in canada
>>68720360
Are you northern. Never seen WKD at a club
>>68720388
Kinda look like the lad on the left
>>68720348
Not sure how I will sleep at night knowing some paki on 7chin has said he wouldn't give a shit about me if i was ded ;_;
> time to stop thinking of people as people, think of them as the mindless apes they are, minds stuffed with cultural garbage, knuckling dragging neanderthals thinly disguising primitive mammalian mating and dominance rituals
>>68720389
English woman on the left
Welsh woman on the right
Americans in the background
That is all you need to know.
>>68720396
>MD
whas tha
quite fancy a cuddle X
not a fan of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY7Y08g2q2c
>i'm tired
>m-me too haha
>>68720304
>tfw did benzo and alcohol
>tfw doctor said ill never be happy again
ahhh fuck
going to see jeff mills in dublin next week
>>68720426
Ma dick
>>68720371
Whats the point in the blocks since Canada is fucking huge and Edmonton is in the middle of nowhere anyway
>>68720426
pingas
>>68720389
>Normans have no idea how to count the population of Wales because they're all called John or William with no last names
>a royal edicts - the Welsh must assume last names
>the Welsh just call themselves John's William or William's John
>Normans go REEEEEE
FIRST SNOWMAN BUILT AT THE END OF JUNE
Would you agree, times, have changed?
streaming choons and maybe a film here
https://rabb.it/haydy
>Don't mind me
>Just ruining QI :^)
>>68720379
is that all you can say, "edgy" "cringe", i could squeeze more intelligence out of a tube of pringles. now fuck off will you, you're about as much use as me cream pieing your mother and then the cum dribbling down her leg when she does the walk of shame home hahaha
At some point I think we have to stop and ask ourselves what canada is actually adding to these threads. Yanks are a good punchline and australia is our zany sidekick but I just don't see what canada brings to the table.
need a fertile irish lass
life isn't worth living if you don't have 5 children
>>68720387
>My Mum and Dad are swarthy with black hair and blue eyes
same. I think it's the Europe West ancestry.
>>68720393
yeah but that's im mainly europe west
>>68720426
Gregory House
>>68720340
>>68720457
Some like the convenience for shopping/work/leisure etc that you don't get living further away from the centre of a city
>>68720481
18+
>>68720389
Not bad
Well you know what they say lads, speak softly and have a big dick
>>68720405
When I was at uni in Norwich, good 3 years ago now
>>68720481
Boring Aussie wankers BTFO
>>68720374
Shut up nerd
>>68720389
>-everyone's last name is either jones or williams
Laughed because I met some welsh on a train in mongolia and they were describing their issues at the russian borders, their were both named williams but not married, and the russian guards couldn't comprehend it. and the fella told me that precise line that everyones name is williams or jones.
>>68720423
um woman on the left is danish sweetie xx
>>68720497
this
most american cities have apartment tower blocks in city centres too
>>68720389
Welsh is the GOAT tier singing language tbqh fampai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ypCRwyvt8o
>>68720545
the hell were you doing in mongolia?
>>68720621
I took the train from helsinki to hong kong
underground parties n dat
Any blacked man in?
Best scene?