Stop being so selfish edition
cara
>>68717187
cancer
>>68717187
THISSSSSSS XDDDDDDDD LUV CARA XDD
depression isn't real
>>68717187
ugly bitch bet she gets blacked and cream pied from muslims
getting quite triggered by all these irl normies implicitly and explicitly bragging about having sex
aussies aren't real
>>68717181
>the only reason i'm still here
What about the people no-one gives a flying fuck about?
>Go to the kebab shop down the road for a late night kebab
>There are like 10 black guys in there hollering at the staff and bothering the other customers
>Immediately just walk home again
Did I do the right thing?
need a giantess gf
forcing someone to keep living a life they hate is much more selfish than suicide, it's a form of torture.
Reminder, the only reason why suicide is illegal is that it ruins the perfect image of life to others. Heaven forbid someone else suffers
>>68717263
would've done the same thing
the pengest munch just reviewed my local lads.
>>68717263
got called bruv in the kebab place today
>>68717263
Would've sucked their big black nubian cocks and had each of them fuck every orifice, and then creampie my arsehole after over the kebab shop counter mmmm yeah
>>68717264
I wish. Pity not many girls are not taller than 6'3 or let alone pretty
>>68717347
what happened?
if the irish are such british hating hard cunts why didn't they join the boers when they could use a hand
> forcing someone to keep living a life they hate is much more selfish than suicide, it's a form of torture.
>>68717370
cowardice
niggerest munch
>>68717359
>not many girls are not taller than 6'3
6'3 is considered tall for girls but is hardly rare these days. of the ten girls in my office two are over that height. it's why you really need to be 6'6+ to be tall if you're a man now
>>68717391
F O Y
O
Y
>>68717396
ohhh suck my cock will you
genuine racists out
ironic racists in
>>68717332
The finchley one? Mad
>>68717396
lmao where do you live? Girls in this country are tiny compared to even the US
>>68717100
but you did play it
president trump
>>68717391
dat can't run fäm
feel like utter shit just want her back
alri cunts
>>68717257
I don't think we're that lucky.
wahhh ey
>>68717391
I DON'T KNOW WAGWAN
>>68717433
yeah, honestly it's total shit, I'm surprised man didn't pan it. qt eastern europeans serving though
>>68717464
tru
>>68717428
fuck off paki
>>68717464
literally true
if croydon is the manhattan of london then what is the brooklyn of london
>>68717187
Good to have you back.
>be Yank
>don't fuck off
>>68717458
>>68717464
>>68717471
screaming truuuuu
>>68717521
FOY
Ah yes, it's a manlet obsessed with height trying to claim he's +6' episode
I have a small penis.
5'9" is the radical centrist's height
Slavery was in place for 350 years, that doesn't mean it was right.
Remind me again why the possession of psychoactive drugs was criminalized again?
>>68717521
>if croydon is the manhattan of london
epic
everything south of the river is a shithole
>>68717571
alri 3 inch willy
>>68717521
>Croydon
na
used to think oneitis was the most proper autistic embarrassing theory ever
now i have it and it's even more autistic and embarrassing than i imagined
fuck sake lads it's been ages
>>68717528
stop having such an interesting general then haha
>>68717581
prefer not to say
>>68717583
I used to think this too
Turns out they have some nice places. Like Kingston and Dulwich Village
Brixton and that are getting gentrified too
>>68717550
*headbutts you in the shin(
>interesting general
>>68717594
alri reviewbrah
>>68717593
it's just how the male mind works, we fixate on a girl. you can see the evolutionary utility of it
>>68717587
>>68717583
what is it then
daily reminder that you're technically not a man if you're beneath 5'10"
Shalom goyim
Our robot overlords are awake once more
Women are terrible at judging height.
For instance,
>today, female colleague asks me what height we are
>shrug and say i don't know, when I know i'm 189cm 6ft3 or something
>"stand next to other female colleague"
>you're about 5'10 average male height
>"ok lol"
height isnt everything
>>68717621
yeah I'm sure that's what the estate agent told you lmao
>>68717646
*pulls the plug*
Back to sleep
Pakistan having nukes makes it worse not better
Nukes don't improve already shit countries
Pakistan should be split between Iran, Afghanistan, China and India
>>68717593
cringe
I would unironically rather live under Sharia than under communism desu lads
care to explain yourselves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXyRVQN70U
>>68717686
fucking idiot how is that cringe you fucking nigger fag fuck off
>>68717646
Good evening my Lord. I'm glad to see you.
>>68717660
I'm a little over 6'1 and girls CONSTANTLY mention my height. They don't understand numbers obviously but if you're 6'3 they will be aware you're way over average
>>68717583
>South Bank
>Borough
>Maritime Greenwich
>Peckham
>Wimbledon
Brixton and the Elephant are shitholes but they're good nights out as well
i am the most tired person itt right now
>>68717685
pakistan should be glassed.
>>68717646
tell me ephraim
do israeli jews hate the conservative jews?
>>68717638
I'd say it's a mixture of areas. Like Lewisham ect
>>68717685
t. Hindustani troublemaker
>>68717742
heard the mcdonalds in lewisham is quite good
>>68717731
mate to be honest i have no idea why you responded to me with that shite, it has no relevance to what i said
now fuck off will you
my dominos is "baking" lads
I always get conned into buying way more pizza than I need because of their stupid offers.
>>68717593
Yea I've had these episodes too and it's not pretty
Usually I'm able to shake myself around a bit and say "wtf am I doing?" Before it gets out of hand
Now I've cultivated a very calm and uncaring attitude with women which is much healthier
reminder that 5'10" is the perfect female height
Are you going to Scarborough Fair
>>68717646
Nothing can replace the visceral, primal joy of a god-given flesh and blood penis
Nothing!
>>68717731
>constantly
I'm 6'2 and they don't seem to give a shit usually
Thirty years ago, as the nation mourned the loss of seven astronauts on the space shuttle Challenger, Bob Ebeling was steeped in his own deep grief.
The night before the launch, Ebeling and four other engineers at NASA contractor Morton Thiokol had tried to stop the launch. Their managers and NASA overruled them.
That night, he told his wife, Darlene, "It's going to blow up."
When Challenger exploded 73 seconds after liftoff, Ebeling and his colleagues sat stunned in a conference room at Thiokol's headquarters outside Brigham City, Utah. They watched the spacecraft explode on a giant television screen and they knew exactly what had happened.
>>68717780
because you're full of shit, no girl thinks 6'3 is "average male height". you are in all likelihood a paid up member of the manlet internet defence force
Does anyone else like to poo standing up? When I'm home alone I do, can't be bothered to sit down, plus it comes out easier when you stand but in a slightly bent position while holding onto something for balance
This bird is letting a machine fuck her up the arse lads
>>68717749
India would unironicly civilize Pakistan
By that I mean they would holocaust them
want salma hayek to take a hot spicy shit on my face
>>68717806
Whitby Goth Weekend > Scarborough Fair
reminder that 2 is the perfect number of spatial dimensions for a female to have
>>68717731
Can confirm, 6'3 here. Anyone i haven't seen in a while will usually mention my height or ask how tall i am at least once.
It's actually quite annoying.
>>68717822
well how the fuck did it happen today then you stupid bastard
Isn't it shabbat? Is getting fucked by a machine considered work?
Any of you boys seen a feller named Thailad around these parts?
>>68717809
Wrong
>>68717843
>"omg you're soooo tall"
>"what's the weather like up there?"
>>68717845
If it actually happened she was probably being ironic you autist
>>68717868
bet the dildo's proper cold like a dead man's cock
Business idea: ban porn but liberalize prostitution and make it more "acceptable" and organized
>>68717868
coalburner filth
>>68717471
piss off
>>68717866
na, but he's probably balls deep in some tranny right now
@68717842
do not steal my post
>>68717825
amazing what women will do for a little drug money
>looking at getting a motorcycle license
>every website has a bunch of bullshit along the lines of "our rates are highly competitive, call Dave for a friendly chat to find out current prices"
HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT CAN IT BE TO JUST WRITE THE GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR GODDAMN WEBSITE?
How's your day been lads? I had to take my car for an emissions test and browsed new laptops with the pops.
>>68717899
been out doing normie things tonight
u mad? ;)
>>68717842
get out of cornwall anime fag
>>68717871
you stupid manlet bellend i will knock you out how dare you disrespect somebody 2 inches taller than you now fuck off sonny jim
>>68717899
falmouth
>>68717848
No
The machines are doing work, but they are godless entities and are free of such constraints
hello every1 =))
How many of you are planning to be here on christmas day?
>>68717917
it's called high-pressure sales tactics you absolute weapon
>>68717929
same
>>68717917
training is different for everybody
you could need 2 lessons or 20
obviously if you need 2 it'll be £30 per hour
if you need more they might be as low as £10 an hour
they all do this
>>68717803
6'0 is the cut off for women imo
>>68717814
Actually if I wear boots I'm about 6'4 so I get looks usually
>>68717917
When I took my motorcycle licence it was just a fat guy sitting on a chair in the middle of a parking lot smoking fags, then we went out for a ride on the streets for 20 minutes and he passed us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDwI7KQAlD8
CHIPMUNK MENTIONED CHICK KING 16 SECONDS INTO HIS DEBUT MUSIC VIDEO BACK IN 2008
PROOF THAT GRIME IS MORE INFLUENTIAL THAN THE SO CALLED "CHICKEN CONNOISSEUR"
>>68717950
me, i shan't be going to the christmas lunch (yet again).
>>68717950
highly probable
>>68717969
meet me outside the greenbank in 10
cunt
>>68717922
Playing music so when the delivery guy arrives he will assume I'm having a party and haven't just ordered two large pizzas and a side for myself haha
>>68718002
good lad
>>68717939
Such are the words of the Lord, full of wisdom.
>>68717977
kek what city
>>68718002
>>68717991
im in kebab on the corner come down
Can someone with the flag add on tell me where I live?
cat's come in covered in rain this well not do
...
The machines make her pee
You make her cringe
How can biological lifeforms even compete?
>>68718021
cornwall
>I was a dumb american, in a place where dumb americans were about as popular as the clap.
watching the grand tour ep 5, so far so good. better than the last 4 episodes so far.
>>68718043
tower hamlets rasheed
>>68717977
How do so many of you not have your license? It seems so easy in the UK
here you need to take three different tests over several years to get your "full" license.
>>68718043
you have to be logged into your reddit account for it to work
>>68718043
In the United Kingdom
me, on 4chan, in trackies, alone
man outside, shouting aggressively, also in trackies, with the lads
where did it all go wrong
>>68718045
> allowing your cat to go outdoors
dat can't run fäm
what if he gets run over, like?
>>68718043
lol do me
machinelad is my favorite human bean
>>68718021
London, it was just for the CBT though, only cost me £50.
>>68718068
You literally do not need a license in the UK
Europe does not have a car culture like North American countries. You do not need a car
Ah yes, dull, uncharismatic cunts desperately trying to convince other anons on a Bhutanese cake crafting board that they're fanny magnets
>>68718073
What's the point then?
>>68718059
t. Pierre Chang
must have been bricking themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7NXMRggswA
these whores that copulate with machines will be the first to the block, come the revolution
>>68718058
have they finally got their act together
>>68718043
Luton Institute for the Down Syndrome - halal ward
>>68718058
awesomesauce news to hear because im just about to watch that as well my dude
>>68718058
I thought the one where they went to Italy was great, felt like normal Top Gear
Others haven't been as good. Haven't watched episode 5 yet.
>>68718089
no cars round here
>tfw good looking autist
its a curse lads
>>68718108
>You literally do not need a license in the UK
What the fuck are you talking about you utter, utter cunt??
>>68718110
hes having a bubble mate. have you even turned it on?
>>68718109
I take it you're one of them?
>>68718108
t. Londoner
>>68718108
What do girls say when you go on a date and take her to the bus stop?
why do i look really young wtf
>>68718122
dont know, only one yankified bit so far with ACTION JUMP CUTS. everything else has been alri' though
>>68718133
keep me updated love x
>>68718147
others were shit 2bh
>>68718149
safe
>>68718058
>>68718147
The economic Land Rover episode was fucking great, absolutely howling when James was tearing up the country side to create mud bricks.
cannabis and mince pies 2bh
>>68718116
The machines ARE the revolution goy
They will be calling the shots on the day of the piston
>>68718089
thats cruel bruv. cats need to roam free and shit somewhere thats not my property
Not sure the fucking machines jew is the same as the last one.
I think he's an imposter lads.
Anyone else have a long list of things they've worked out they need to do to get a gf and become happy and successful that they never actually do any of?
>>68718194
FOY
>>68718185
not a bad thing desu, when you are older you will still look comparatively younger, whilst the lads who look old now people will look on the way to death
>>68718194
to each their own
>>68718180
What do girls say when you go on a date and she finds out you drive a automatic?
>>68718206
>bruv
back to london, ethnic
>>68718108
t. neet shut in
>>68718208
I sort of do, except I'm actually doing/have done them
>>68718188
>only one yankified bit so far with ACTION JUMP CUTS
Bongs respond to that too. Top Gear was almost always about ridiculous scripted spectacle
>>68718208
i can do it but not at the same time, i have a decent job now but fucked it with the girl i was with, whereas i had some good girlfriends when i was studying, its hard keeping a good job and keeping girls attention for me, feels bad
>tfw live in a town "served" by Southern and can't drive
Why are the unions such greedy cunts lads?
>>68718243
I drive manual
My car is over a decade old
>>68718246
>he leaves cornwall for uni
youre a traitor. stay out
>>68718254
share with the class then lad
>>68718272
FONT
>>68718206
I'm not against letting cats outside while supervised, in an enclosure or on a harness. I'm also somewhat less against letting cats outside in a rural setting where there are no neighbours or other cats around. But in general I am against letting cats outside, for the following reasons. Not all of them apply in every circumstance, but all of them apply in a suburban or urban setting.
First, there's the risk of injury, disease and/or death of the cat. The average lifespan of an indoor-outdoor cat is around 5 years, whereas the average lifespan of an indoor-only cat is around 15 years. Aside from the obvious threat of motor vehicles, they also fight with other animals, especially other cats. Not only can these fights cause serious injury, but they are the primary way that the feline immunodeficiency virus is transmitted, and also a common way for the feline leukemia virus to be transmitted. They're also much more likely to become infested with parasites like fleas and mites outdoors.
Neighbours are another factor. Not everyone takes kindly to having someone else's cat climb into their garden and use it as a toilet, for example, and this is very common. I've personally had to deal with a neighbour's cat coming to my house and picking fights with my (indoor) cat, who reacted by attacking the window and cutting her paw in the process. Depending on the law where you live, you may be legally responsible for damage caused by your animal, including damage dealt to other animals. And I myself would never think of doing anything to hurt my neighbour's cat, but not everyone is so sympathetic.
[to be continued]
How do you find the clit lads? I tried but it was dark and I couldn't find a thing.
good morning britainese
CHROMED
>Cornwall
>not actually a wall of corn
/brit/ is full of 16-23 year olds acting like they've seen and done it all when the reality is most have never had a full time job, a house, a meaningful relationship or indeed a gf, never had kids, never travelled and have no hobbies or interests outside of vidya and 4chan.
>>68718282
What do you even do if you need to get to work by a Southern train and you're late?
Do you just get up 3 hours earlier or get fired?
>>68718282
fuck off tory scum
wages have been stagnant for two decades while the wealth of those at the top of society has skyrocketed
>>68718322
On the other hand, your neighbours might like your cat, but that can cause problems too! If your cat goes out and visits other houses, you don't really have any way of knowing how much food he's getting and he might end up being overfed. There's also the risk that your cat might end up liking your neighbours so much that he ends up living with them instead of you. Or someone might straight-up kidnap him.
Finally there's the fact that cats kill a whole lot of wildlife. They tend to bring the bodies home, too, which is less than ideal if you don't enjoy disposing of headless birds, rabbits, mice, etc. This is also one possible way for your cat to become unintentionally poisoned. Hunting is a natural and healthy instinct for cats, but it's one that can be satisfied indoors with appropriate play.
>>68718342
t. 24 year old grandad
take your meds
you guys should check out the arctic monkeys, they're this kinda underground indie band i found. they're really good
>>68718342
>proud of being a loser
xbox still in denmark
Hello
I'm a new trip
Call me EngLad ;)
>>68718325
>>68718325
you just feel around
you know when you find it. clit feels like clit
>>68718342
cool
>>68718338
i love you :D
realllllyy fucking hungry watching the shining
dno what food to eat though
predicament
>>68718342
alri' grandad
>>68718338
>shaven
if it wasn't for anal and blacked shit, this would be the worst thing your cousins have forced
>>68718325
You'll know when you find it, genuinely not too tricky
>>68718373
>le indie bands with regional accents meme
so glad this died
>>68718342
past your bed time innit
>>68718194
Ah yes, laughing at desperately unfunny scripted "humour" that they've been recycling for over a decade
>>68718343
Used to commute by Southern, would be properly fucked if I still worked at that place.
>>68718342
>this level of projection
>>68718415
fuck off stewart
>>68718398
>anal
>bad
millie b is such a slag
>>68718415
Yo do me a favour? Accidentally step on your white sunglasses. We don't wear those over here this is hip hop.
>>68718453
your mother takes it up her arse daily
>>68718415
doesn't usually make me laugh but it's still entertaining :^)
>>68718208
Yes, but I come on /brit/ and just make up some shit about my life hoping I get a (You) so I get some attention and sense of fulfilment that I was acknowledged.
>>68718403
>promoting the stereotypical bland yank singing style
please.
>>68718295
>get further qualifications because my degree is wank
>start a stock portfolio as both savings and an investment
>learn to code
>read minimum 20 pages a day
>wake up early and go out on my days off instead of sleeping until 2pm and sitting around the house
>write something every week
>stop leaving plates and cups and rubbish everywhere
>prepare to move out and abroad
>stop stressing with girls and just go out to have fun without some expectation of a relationship
>>68718472
t. millie b
>>68718342
ABNORMIES ABSOLUTELY BTFO
Do real life girls actually do anal or is it just a porn meme?
>>68718453
Sort out your manky scouse brow Soph
>>68718322
It's cruel to keep cats stuck inside
You should take it for walks on a leash
>Sister gets back from a run
>Has a shower
>Leaves her socks in bathroom
>>68718322
>>68718368
you make valid points but remember cats are meant to be wild, i dont agree with keeping wild animals in a box. ive lived in both the country and town and my cat lived till about 14-15, a much better life rather than occasional walks on a leash
they are little death machines though, kill far too many birds and poor shrews, ive had a dried up dead pigeon outside my door for a while now
>>68718507
gf told me it's the one thing we can't do
still think i can convince her one day. showered with her once and i was poking her in the bum with my boner and she seemed into it
>>68718322
It's cruel to keep cats
You should eat them like the Chinese
>>68718529
yeah i've been harness training my cat for a while now but he's too big for the one mum bought him so im going to have to get a new one. :/
>>68718535
>>68718370
>>68718377
>>68718386
>>68718394
>>68718412
>>68718446
Funny how a few words act like a mirror and get you fucking oddballs absolutely steaming.
>>68717973
>Motorbike lessons as low as £10 per hour
Try at least £40 an hour mate
>>68718568
not a word
>>68718568
>I was just pretending to be silly, I swear!!!!
>>68718559
so you take your cat for walks? are you gay or female?
>>68718507
None of the three girls I've been with have wanted to do it
Been missing the ex-gf recently, thought I'd get over it after 3 and a half years but nothing doing haha
>>68718403
Stick to your Grim(e), you bland nigger
Feeling a lot of negative energy in this thread right now lads. It's the season of goodwill.
>>68718577
but dave said, and I quote:
>"don't worry mate, I'll sort you out"
>>68718587
haven't taken him for a walk yet since he's not entirely comfortable with the harness but i will be able to soon.
not gay or female.
>>68718507
some do yeah
>>68718507
>mfw girl I was seeing mentioned wanting to do it
>mfw bought lube off amazon
>mfw had an argument and broke up
>mfw lube arrived after
ffs might just have a wank with it
>>68718467
>Yo
FOY
>>68718596
BOX YOU IN DAAAA MOUTTHHHH
>>68718619
you going to talk about cat and not post pics of said cat
?
American bf just sent me this
>>68718577
Biking is a community, if you're already in with them because of family members of friends you'll get cheap rates, only clueless newbies get ripped off.
getting my daily dose of milo yiannopoulos
eating some 'za and some stromboli
Can't believe I'm in the club having arguments about race
Need to chill out and ignore everyone but my normie mates know I get easily triggered in racial arguments and keep drawing me out haha
>>68718664
family members or friends*
>>68718664
Biking isn't a community in or around London unfortunately
>>68718657
get that child P off my screen before I box u in da mouthhhh
>>68718594
I still miss my high school gf
I think I romanticize her too much because she was my first
>>68718584
No, I was being sincere, nothing silly about it.
Obviously you being a stunted nigger with limited emotional intelligence and a fragile ego hate it when your pathetic life is called out for what it is.
Now go play with the coppers.
>>68718713
Same I still go on her Facebook six years after we broke up, have had longer relationships but can't get that feeling inside but when I look at her pictures I do
>>68718180
Do you mind, I'm trying to sleep
715
>>68718635
Westwood, shouldn't you be collecting your pension?
>>68718605
I've had too much Cognac and am picking fights with the nincompoops.
>>68718507
yeah some do
The new star wars is shit lads. They are just literally rehashing the original films over and over. 90% of the trailers before it were for by the numbers superhero films too. Pretty sure cinema used to be better than this.
bit dim isn't she
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqf_TikW3UM
>>68718713
Have you had other gfs since then? I'm holding onto the hope that next time I get a gf I'll fall for her so madly that I forget all about the old one. Shan't be too happy at all if I can't fall for anyone else again because I'm still hung up on the first one.
Durnovaria mentioned
>>68718703
I live in London and didn't have to pay much but my father was in a biker gang in his younger days though, when I was old enough to ride legally his friend who's a qualified instructor only charged me £15 an hour, but I had rode bikes off public roads as a child though so I didn't need much help, just needed to pay for the lessons.
>>68718750
shut it you little maggot
american hero 2bh
>>68718764
haven't watched any since the one where anakin got his legs chopped off, it was crap. crap film.
>>68718715
Someones hurt you
>lootennant
what's your most favourite spirit?
What's your least?
I like rum, vodka, and gin all fine but some nice smooth warm rye whisky over cold ice is perfect
Though gin and tonic is my go-to mixed drink
Absolutely DESPISE brandy, makes me sick every time
>>68718817
my dad fiddled around inside my rectum when i was a young cowboy
Hi where to the hot English womans
the bf
Rite the previous thread died shortly after I posted this so I'll copypaste it here:
What do you ladchapm8s think of Irvine Welsh? Does he have any literary cred over there? Over here no one's fucking read any of his books, or maybe they've only read Trainspotting in a shitty Russian translation (and as a translator I'll tell you that even an incredible translation wouldn't do it justice at all), but everyone's a fucking expert who's dead positive it's just edgy shit for 15-year-olds like Chuck Palahniuk (who's actually rather good at times too, btw).
It took him a while to get there, but he's firmly in my Top 3 favorite writers by now, after Nabokov and Cormac McCarthy. Many people make the mistake of only reading Trainspotting and stopping there (or worse yet, watching the movie and thinking they know what the book is like), but it's not even the best out of the ones I've read, Glue is.
I really like his linguistic autism, but that's not the reason I like him so much. I guess the real reason is that one, he's really, really good at characters, and two, I can relate to his shit 100% because the people he writes about are pretty much my circles but with different names, accents and reasons to batter people of other brands of bydlo. I could easily take a random chapter from Trainspotting or its prequel, replace the names with those of people I know, tell it to someone from our circles and they'll totally fucking buy it.
>>68718846
that KSI?
think i've fallen for soph aspin
>>68718865
not a single word
>>68718865
How do you get those custom flags?
Just had a massive poo
ill fight any man woman or child
>>68718764
I definitely haven't seen any film made in the last two years (further back idk) and haven't been to the theaters in like 5 years
You're definitely right it used to be better, the market is collapsing so they only make ultra-safe generic films
Netflix honestly makes better films since their overhead is a lot lower.
>>68718880
Haven't you heard she gives shit head?
>leftenent
>>68718884
Easy, break away from a major power and get a few of the important powers to recognize your state.
>>68718764
>Pretty sure cinema used to be better than this.
Yes it did. And I'm not sure it's just a nostalgia thing either. There's just seems to be a lot more creativity and originality in the stuff that was made sort of pre-2000
Now it's essentially the same plot, same character arcs, same humour, etc. recycled over and over again in an endless amount of shitty comic book films, remakes and reboots.
Not that there aren't decent films made now.
>>68718865
Read trainspotting, skagboys and porno. All good but I'd probably rate them in that order
>>68718832
Vodka orange squash
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thinking
>>68718936
the ukraine
>>68718656
you can't see it because my mobile camera's not very good but it says "/brit/ more like /shit/" on the piece of paper behind him :^)
>>68718865
I think he's either good or okay, probably a straight up 7/10 author, has moments of brilliance but can be 2edgy4u sometimes too, depends on the book, certainly better than Palahniuk tho
>>68718918
>lootenent
>>68718769
Yea but none of them I really feel the same way about
Tbh my relationship with her was just really chaotic and I absolutely fucked it so it makes me feel even worse.
Not to mention she started dating a friend of mine after we broke up an I left for uni.
Worse she started talking to me again a year latter because we had done shrooms together (with other ppl) but her bf got in a fight with her over it so she cut me off again.
>>68718817
Myself ;_;
>>68718950
Doing the pengest think?
>>68718937
It is amazing that once people stop paying for their media that creativity would die out and companies would only pay for safe hits.
the shining got me QUITE spooked desu lads
>>68718960
he's going to dox him now you retard
delete your post
>>68718991
thinking of reading Salem's Lot lads.
Y/N?
>>68718963
>leftenent
>>68718937
I blame Spielberg honestly, he created the "blockbuster" and ultimately set the course for all of Hollywood for years with his clout.
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>>68719000
i removed the exif data
>>68718991
>tfw forgot about the dead lady in the bathtub scene last time I watched
>>68718960
aw cute kitty catto :D
>>68718943
I'm currently trying to decide whether Skagboys was better, tbqhwy. On one hand it has more brilliant moments (like the first chapter with the miner strike, or the one about the rehab clinic, or the whole story of how Rents dumped his gf for her own good and got on heroin; the last chapter is especially fucking good, heartwarming too which is the last thing you'd expect from a Welsh book). Did you dislike how "literary" Porno was too? Three acts, characters "deserving" their eventual fate, clear plotlines instead of being a raw collection of short stories loosely connected thematically and even more loosely in the narrative sense, etc.?
>>68718952
Londyn
>>68718961
Yeah, of course he's better, I only said that Palahniuk wasn't really as shit as edgy faggots made him out to be. Which Welsh books have you read?
>>68719026
this is not what i remember alex jones looking like
>>68719176
>On one hand it has more brilliant moments
...and on the other I don't know if it'd hold up on its own if I read it without being extremely familiar with most of the characters through Trainspotting and Porno first*
Forgot what my initial point was while typing out that run-on sentence in the brackets lmao
>>68718737
this is actually cool. I didnt know i lived in jute land
Blacked lool
Any man been on it?