/brit/

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cara

Feeling hurters need to fuck off right now before I HEEM them

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cara

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me

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dara

religion is rather silly

don't kill yourself chesh haha

>>68714338
THIS 2BH XDDDD EPIC CARALAD BRO, SHE'S SO FUCKING HOT XDD SO MUCH THIS

>>68714371
good lid

sumimasen

>it's a gf isn't texting on her night out because of "bad reception" episode

ah yes

>>68714386
WTF i hate religion now!

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This is running on empty,
FOOD REVIEW!!!

>>68714377
>proud to be british

British identity is a Scottish trick lad

>got fucked by the fwb earlier
>cum just dribbled out my bum
>boxers wet and sticky

ewww

>>68714399
fine

FAHKIN CHOOOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuzFjAwiBRw

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>>68714377
EMILIA IST EIN CUTE

CUTE!

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>>68714325
ok *walks towards you*

did bent stuff before but never got arse shagged
wonder how it is

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rate the gf lads

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*reminds commonwealth who is boss*

sorry lads done the sums and liking twinks is not gay

>>68714437
https://youtu.be/34Na4j8AVgA

>>68714429
>>68714457
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>>68714460
rate the bf

>>68714431
good

have a nice night x

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>>68714325

>>68714475
The fuck is that shit

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https://www.rabb.it/haydy

streaming facejacker episodes x

>died instantly from a simple dropkick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkX-8x6xKQ

>>68714527

is he okay?

pro tip for picking up art hoes on tinder: become a really irritating pretentious cunt who opens by talking about literature or art or psychology. Started talking to this one about freudian psychology which i barely understand and it's working. You have to BECOME the runt

>>68714527
would try it once

>>68714549
does this mean he's not appearing on the show?

>>68714572
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>>68714463
haven't seen this in a while.....too long.

>>68714521
imma mfing starboy

taking life advice from this obese man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRpnMBlg7Fw

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Hey! Who took this picture of me!?

>>68714572
>tinder

You're already a runt no matter how much you pretend it's all part of some act.

>>68714527
looks like he got BURNED haha!!

the weeknd is utter trash lmaaaoooooo big ting my pardner

*wanks towards you*

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ay photoshop masters want to make this like GCHQ and do a bunch of /bri/t memes

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I'll hide you in my walls
your body will never be found
I'll wear your skin as a suit
Pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to

Dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count
I believe it's 6 going on 7 now

I've been dreaming about you
in a pool of your own blood
with your eyes gouged out
by the work of my thumbs
the scent of your insides
from under the floorboards
the perfect perfume
for settling a score.

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(c)anal slags

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>Graham Norton

Trash it

>>68714527
he'll be alright

Celebrity talk shows are a really weird concept

Ida Maria

your thoughts?

>>68714656
THICC
H
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C
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>>68714663
good times at the canal

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>>68714656
Sometimes i think the alt-right are retards but then i see something like this and I just want to purge the planet.

>>68714663
Second girls body is T I G H T

well lads that it for me im going to sleep
good night, or as they say in gookland, oyasumi

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>That was a great night Anon, why let it end now..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYv4FH9F1fg

I FEEL LIKE A TOOHEYS OR TWO

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGGBfXwcx0Q

at home

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the gf

>>68714730
sorry sweety im not into men x

>>68714663
wouldn't be surprised if they had 3 kids each

Why do people want to privatise the BBC?

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>>68714748

>no christopher lee christmas message this year

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1,3,4,2

>>68714732
howling

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>Sometimes i think the alt-right are retards but then i see something like this and I just want to purge the planet.

i think that dogs should be required to wear clothes in public

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imagine being 100

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>fuk off anon u cunt

>>68714748
ah yes me lad

>>68714804
just cos theyre black doesnt mean they shouldnt have to cover it up like the rest of us

>>68714862
Greater London

>>68714769
condolences

>>68714862
imagine being some runt like George Soros and your failing body is barely propped up by kidnapped Chinese people's black market organs and a hundred daily injections and pills

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Liz Kendall at the darts. Is she /ourgirl/?

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https://rabb.it/haydy

>>68714814
Why do British women have to have smoking hot bodies like their American counterparts but butter faces? Fucking hell... You could've just posted the middle chicks, then blurred out the ones on the end and I would've been able to tell they were British.

why my sperm always b awake at nite

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>>68714898

>>68714901
>non-thread
nah you can piss right off
bet you use reddit flags too

>>68714898

ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HUNNNNNNNNNNDREEEEEEDDDDDDDANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDEIIGHTTYYYYYYYY

>>68714814
3,4,1,2

None of them are my type though.

Brunettes >>>>>>>>> blondes

> 'oh yes, im rupert nice to meet you'

SAID NO ONE EVER HAHAAAH

any minute any hour

im waitin on a call from you

imagine being stuck with a british woman
annoying accent unless she's from the south, no lips, tits and ass like curdled milk

she don't want no scrub

>>68714907
its all the inbreeding they do

pooing into my boxers

imagine being stuck with an american woman

annoying accent and nothing else of note 2bh

>>68714885

Soros is a fucking god, literal puppetmaster who can collapse economies at will
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXwJN_6AgAs

imagine being american.

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence,[note 1] promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

>>68714989
cos she wants a man from brum

>>68715016
you forgot the plastic surgery, cellulite and copious makeup

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today... Aha-ah...

>>68715017
>Soros is a fucking god
he'd be inclined to agree.

>>68715031
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the State Legislature. No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen. Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse [sic] three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three. When vacancies happen in the Representation from any State, the Executive Authority thereof shall issue Writs of Election to fill such Vacancies. The House of Representatives shall chuse their Speaker and other Officers; and shall have the sole Power of Impeachment.

tryna smoke chronic so my sperm go 2 sleep that way ah ken fuck

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imagine

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>>68715032

solid post

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68714988

>>68715088
>>68715031
OHHHHHHH SA YOU CAN OYU SEE

BY DAWNS AEARLY LIGHT

OH FOUR SCORE AND FOUR YEARS AGO

>>68715116
really makes you ... imagine

We the posters of the United States of America hereby declare war on Great Britain.

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ALL THE STORIES HAVE BEEN TOLD OF KINGS AND DAYS OF OLD

BUT THERES NO ENGLAND NOW

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>>68715010
mummi told me off las time i did

>>68715091
'mirin his ankle mobility on his right leg

>>68715091


John Lennon was part of the leftist gang of thugs who aided the North Vietnamese, the Khumer Ruge and the Patet Lao in bringing mass murdering communism to South East Asia.

John Lennon was a socialist war criminal and on December 8th 1980 his death sentence was carried out. Good shooting Mark!

We haven't had to hear Lennon's "Give B.S. a chance." mouth for 35 years now!

>>68715088
>>68715119
The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, for six Years; and each Senator shall have one Vote.Immediately after they shall be assembled in Consequence of the first Election, they shall be divided as equally as may be into three Classes. The Seats of the Senators of the first Class shall be vacated at the Expiration of the second Year, of the second Class at the Expiration of the fourth Year, and of the third Class at the Expiration of the sixth Year, so that one third may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignation, or otherwise, during the Recess of the Legislature of any State, the Executive thereof may make temporary Appointments until the next Meeting of the Legislature, which shall then fill such Vacancies. No Person shall be a Senator who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty Years, and been nine Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State for which he shall be chosen. The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided. The Senate shall chuse their other Officers, and also a President pro tempore, in the Absence of the Vice President, or when he shall exercise the Office of the President of the United States. The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments.

>>68715019
guns and burgers, not a bad way to live.

Can't think of a more pleb thing than darts

YOU USED TO SING MUNICH BUT NOT ANYMORE

NOW 96 SCOUSERS LAY DEAD ON THE FLOOR

UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED

>>68714338
seen a girl who was the spit of cara working in aldi earlier

>>68715199
for a frog perhaps

there's no depths you lot won't sink to

is it gay to wear a peacoat?

>>68715210
giz her number lid

>>68715209
hate scousers, but that's mean

>>68715208
John smiths lager

>>68715241
middle manager in charge of synergising and streamlining

>>68715198
When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two thirds of the Members present.Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators. The Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meeting shall be on the first Monday in December, unless they shall by Law appoint a different Day.

Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members, and a Majority of each shall constitute a Quorum to do Business; but a smaller Number may adjourn from day to day, and may be authorized to compel the Attendance of absent Members, in such Manner, and under such Penalties as each House may provide.Each House may determine the Rules of its Proceedings, punish its Members for disorderly Behavior, and, with the Concurrence of two thirds, expel a member. Each House shall keep a Journal of its Proceedings, and from time to time publish the same, excepting such Parts as may in their Judgment require Secrecy; and the Yeas and Nays of the Members of either House on any question shall, at the desire of one fifth of those present, be entered on the Journal. Neither House, during the Session of Congress, shall, without the Consent of the other, adjourn for more than three days, nor to any other Place than that in which the two Houses shall be sitt

>>68715185
you're thinking of lennin

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>amanda rendall dressed as princess leia on babestation

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>>68715265
>>68715281
The Senators and Representatives shall receive a Compensation for their Services, to be ascertained by Law, and paid out of the Treasury of the United States. They shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their Attendance at the Session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place. No Senator or Representative shall, during the Time for which he was elected, be appointed to any civil Office under the Authority of the United States, which shall have been created, or the Emoluments whereof shall have been increased during such time; and no Person holding any Office under the United States, shall be a Member of either House during his Continuance in Office.

All Bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.

>>68715284
more like pakiland lol lol rofl

The Russians the fucking Russians did everything the evil Russians doing everything it's all their fault everything is the Russians

>>68715327
Every Bill which shall have passed the House of Representatives and the Senate, shall, before it become a Law, be presented to the President of the United States; If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, with his Objections to that House in which it shall have originated, who shall enter the Objections at large on their Journal, and proceed to reconsider it. If after such Reconsideration two thirds of that House shall agree to pass the Bill, it shall be sent, together with the Objections, to the other House, by which it shall likewise be reconsidered, and if approved by two thirds of that House, it shall become a Law. But in all such Cases the Votes of both Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and the Names of the Persons voting for and against the Bill shall be entered on the Journal of each House respectively. If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaUe5rCO6xU

>>68715228
Would never put chips and next to fish and call it a national dish. Even we have our limits when it comes to degeneracy.

>>68715334
probably is tho let's be honest

>>68715369
The Congress shall have power

To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common defence[note 1] and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;
To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;
To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;
To establish an uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;
To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;
To provide for the Punishment of counterfeiting the Securities and current coin of the United States;
To establish Post Offices and post Roads;

>>68713868

this op picture is the same as our OP's picture


woahhhh... destiny....

>>68715383
LITERALLY eats snails

lmao

>>68715407
To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;
To constitute Tribunals inferior to the Supreme Court;
To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on the high Seas, and Offenses against the Law of Nations;
To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;
To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;
To provide and maintain a Navy;
To make Rules for the Government and Regulation of the land and naval Forces;
To provide for calling forth the Militia to execute the Laws of the Union, suppress Insurrections and repel Invasions;
To provide for organizing, arming, and disciplining, the Militia, and for governing such Part of them as may be employed in the Service of the United States, reserving to the States respectively, the Appointment of the Officers, and the Authority of training the Militia according to the discipline prescribed by Congress;
To exercise exclusive Legislation in all Cases whatsoever, over such District (not exceeding ten Miles square) as may, by Cession of particular States, and the Acceptance of Congress, become the Seat of the Government of the United States, and to exercise like Authority over all Places purchased by the Consent of the Legislature of the State in which the Same shall be, for the Erection of Forts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and other needful Buildings;—And
To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof.

>>68715395
yes lad, the russians rule us all

>>68715407
too bad your constitution means nothing now you're ruled by a fascist

>>68715395
It was Seth Rich who leaked the DNC shit

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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

>>68715383
>Even we have our limits when it comes to degeneracy

history says otherwise 2bh


>>68715440
god knows why you do this shite

>>68715435
and frogs

state of them

>>68715454
ok

>>68715454
*fucks you*

The United States response will be extremely important in setting precedent for the area. China will undoubtedly state that the US drone was in Chinese sovereign territories (which almost all countries in the world would disagree with). If the United States does not put on enough pressure to get the drone back stating the drones were stolen in international waters, it could set the precedent that the waters are Chinese territories.
Every action that goes unchallenged in the area only strengthens China's positions. The only way for China to seize illegal operations in the South China Sea is to have a situation like in the 1990's. During that time, China's neighbors became wary of China's intentions in the area. While neighbors want to trade economically with China, they do not want the balance to be usurped, causing uncertainty in the area. By all neighboring countries standing up to China, China shelved its intentions for another time in pursuit of continuing trade.

going to play sim4 and make my bi-annual sim character who does all of the things in his daily life that i should do and who has lots of friends and a gf

>>68715383
Didn't france have a thing a few decades ago where they'd let other people pee on bread and then eat it?

>>68715449
>implying

>>68715455
bit rude

>>68715440
The Migration or Importation of such Persons as any of the States now existing shall think proper to admit, shall not be prohibited by the Congress prior to the Year one thousand eight hundred and eight, but a Tax or duty may be imposed on such Importation, not exceeding ten dollars for each Person.

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

No Capitation, or other direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Proportion to the Census or Enumeration herein before directed to be taken.

No Tax or Duty shall be laid on Articles exported from any State.

No Preference shall be given by any Regulation of Commerce or Revenue to the Ports of one State over those of another: nor shall Vessels bound to, or from, one State, be obliged to enter, clear, or pay Duties in another.

No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.

No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.

The democrats are so desperate to get their war with Russia before trump gets in its hilarious

one day
me and john lennon
will be chillin in heaven

peace x

>>68715454
nighty night don't let the kremlin nanobots bite

>>68715504
No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility. No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it's [sic] inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress. No State shall, without the Consent of Congress, lay any Duty of Tonnage, keep Troops, or Ships of War in time of Peace, enter into any Agreement or Compact with another State, or with a foreign Power, or engage in War, unless actually invaded, or in such imminent Danger as will not admit of delay.

I'm done.

Would definitely gf Felicity Jones

having a cup of tea then it's off to bed x

>>68715544
thank fuck
never do this again

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>retarded yank kills the thread

think it's time to filter yank flags lads

>>68715496
>pee on bread
Only an anglo would desecrate bread in such ways.
>>68715435
>>68715469
Beats goat balls 2bh

and now let us proclaim the mystery of our faith

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intranet still down
deadline in 33 minutes
feeling like brendan fraser's career rn

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the so-called gf

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Just captured a yank trying to steal my shekels

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>>68714325
*walks towards you*

might do none of the above

>>68715560
>>68715563
FOFH

>she licks a fanny every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOlEPTG_zKM

>le Alan sugar le business giant

Ah yes somehow flogging 70s computers is totally worthy of hosting the apprentice

gf just poured petrol on my bollocks and set them on fire, my bollocks are burning as I post.

>>68715639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0mg8Z09SY

>>68715639
same

>>68715636

Lord Sugar, to you

>>68715639
Heat is bad for the sperm.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-248d9ac7-9784-4769-936a-8d3b435857a8

London

>>68715696
Beautiful city

>>68715696
what a retarded fucking page design

>posting from your IP has been banned

roaring

>>68715570
what? eating goat is a carribbean/african thing you spacker

my sim is talking to a cute sim who has big tits and i just rememebered that the last time i played the sims i got my sim in a conversatiion with a really hot sim and i from watching them and got a boner irl

https://www.redditgifts.com/gallery/gift/won-secret-santabill-gates-was-my-santa/

lucky lad

>>68715733
Rochdale

>>68715696
one of the most disgusting page layouts i've ever seen

>>68715696
why do normies look for actual good quality pictures reeeee

what places in the UK are good for a weekend trip

>>68715739
What's haggis again?

>>68715774
grimsby

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feeling guilty about staying inside and ignoring all my mates

haven't seen them in over 6 months, I just really don't like leaving the house.

>>68715768
>>68715731

they've used that on quite a few feature articles

>>68715731
>>68715768
literally nothing wrong with parallax scrolling

>>68715795
I don't even have any mates haha x

>>68715774
hull

>>68715774
anywhere else but

>>68715590
delicious

>>68715789
no idea i'm not scottish mate

haggis is as foreign and disgusting to me as snails

>>68715768
>>68715731
lovely modern page design

*spanks the slags that post here*

>>68715816
alri nick

>>68715774
nowhere

>>68715832
It's the UK all the same.

>>68715847
sorry but my name is punit shah

>>68715820
I remember before I had mates, I always felt horrible when I was alone.

But now that I have mates, I choose never to see them but don't feel alone. I suppose it's because I've got the option to see them.

downloading the new jojo reference
last one after this

watching anime (american dad)

I feel like I'm so much better than the average person but I have nothing to show for it.

>>68715868
england is the uk

the rest is irrelevant and not worth mentioning

>>68714527
His arm's off!

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NEED a peasant gf

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>when you get mentioned in a SAAFE post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RIPHsxYuVk

>>68715932
Typical mellenial entitlement desu

>>68715932
you and the Brexiters

>>68715980
Nazi posterboy in the back

there's a double vaginal bit in lanny barbie - gangbang auditions where one guy is slapping his balls into the others

>>68715961

>glasses

imagine having a double vagina

>>68715934
They make good whisky and wear pretty skirts. And Flower of Scotland is beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvmZvUqjbT4

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>68715997
At least I'm not Canadian

>>68716058
shan't be listening to a scottish "tune"

Nothing good has ever come of Scotland.

>>68716049
all girls do. it's called the arsehole

>>68716085
>Nothing good has ever come of Scotland.
Whisky and Flower of Scotland have. Better than God save the Queen 2bh.

>>68716092
what about girls with a willy

>>68716116
neither are in any way good

>>68716153
What are good anthems to you?

going to the musuem with a sim who i think will end up being my gf

shes pretty hot....

>>68716123
delete this post mate

Enamored with the British lifestyle tbqh

Would love to go to Tesco, grab some White Lightning, and try to pick up slags

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https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/809864951393349632

Where to move to after uni lads?

Tired of this shit island

>>68716197
all of the english ones mate

land of hope and glory etc

>>68716202
Honestly surprised we don't get more tourists strolling into job centres for that quintessentially british experience

>>68716223
>land of hope and glory
Even worse than God save the Queen.

>>68716219
Australia is easy to move to for Brits apprently

my dick leaks piss for ages

Do NOT like this frog

really fucking hate leafposting
if I owned 4chan I would range ban them even if it meant loss of a ton of ad revenue

modafinil for a friends party: yes/no?

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mans wearing north face

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>>68716216
what the fuck is even going on anymore

>>68716219
move to a place called tamarac, florida

>>68716197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

Best anthem

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>>68716344

>>68716219
i've got a cozy little flat in north philadelphia, you can sleep on the sofa

amazing how fast canada's stock has fallen on 4chan

they will be even less respected than sweden soon

shan't

>>68716295
Australia sounds awful to be honest

Thinking about Spain or Italy even though their economy is shit and will be shit in perpetuity

shart

>>68716369
>cozy little flat in north philadelphia
I think you mean "crackhouse"

>>68716396
hey i'm off that shit man 3 months clean

love ass to mouth, one of the most humiliating sexual acts

>>68716364
garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
best anthem, no contest

>>68716472
>garbage
foy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7ZvETrH-I4

Nepal has the best anthem hands down

>>68716488
Sorry, bin material*

smoking a backwoods

>>68715795
i'm in the middle of that right now lol

is skrillex dubstep or brostep and what is brostep

koalas eat eucalyptus

bit mental that

tired llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>68716502
'sheed

more like gayden

>>68716526
I hope you are not actually doing this

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Rate my summer reading list lads

>>68716472
>garbage
Fuck off yank

And Jerusalem is far better than that corny Soviet Shit

>>68716571
literally am

drinking promethazine and 7up lads otherwise known as drank

nice little buzz desu

>>68716585
guffawing

enjoying reading two of those at most

>>68716589
oy vey, get some taste

>>68716611
Gross la'

Bet you drink 4lokos

>68716534
cross-board memeing sack of shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHk_75ijA8c

>>68716585
where's k-on

>>68714380
i love told dara

AIU exposing The Young Turks for inspiring a cop killer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxlq5hcJxLY

>>68714522
don't recognize a SINGLE one of those memes

>>68716352
depends


snorting it or injecting it?

injecting it is better for parties, more recreational but snorting is a great psychedelic experience

>>68716651
capitalist propaganda

lads
*doffs cap*

>>68716072
Unlucky for you then bud
I can't imagine the state of you

heading out for the night. shouldn't have wanked. doubt i could get hard if i pulled

I feel like I was put on this earth to do something great. I feel like I am special, I am so much better than others. I possess a combination of mathematical and social intelligence the likes of which could impact the world in an immense way.

Sadly I'm lazy so I won't use my endless talents for the greater good.

I sewed razor blades into my driving cap lads

>>68714522
What ever happened to the Sheikh? He went to prison, right?

>>68714730
maybe when I next get paid

>>68716694
I already saved someones life so honestly think I served my purpose on this earth desu

>>68716675
ello there! *dofts hat revealing Brendan Fraser-esque baldness*

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>hearing people refer to Birmingham as the north

I want to join the /lit/ group reading of War and peace, but I only found out yesterday and it starts tomorrow, won't have time to pick up the book

I think I have it as an e-book somewhere but idk where the charger for that e-reader is anymore

>>68716754
anything above birmingham is basiclly scotlanmd

>>68716758
/lit/ eh? Sounds runtish

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Birmingham mentioned

>>68716758
War and Peace aka 14 Cleo magazines taped together

>>68716814
fuck off paki

>>68716795
Probably one of the best boards honestly
The infinite jest read along was pretty fun years ago

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me

she wants a man from brum

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me

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what do you think about the potential behind this reaction image as a meme?

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me

>>68716894
need an anime gf desu

>>68716894
let mio know someone (me) wants to marry her

is Pakiatan unironicly the worst country in the world?
I feel like it has absolutely nothing going for it.

Even African shitholes have something

>>68716900
is that the guy from black mirror?

>>68716911
are you the lucy worsely lad by any chance

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>>68716937
It has nuclear weapons you mong

did the lad get his intranet fixed?

theres only 1 good pizza place in town

>>68716937
a pakistani created HDI

>>68716961
How did you guess?

She would like a man from Africa.

>walks in thread
pshh, kids
>walks out

need someone to suck my tiny little white cock

want to start playing rome total war but the tutorial campaign doesn't let me save

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the time elapsed since 9/11 is half the entire lifetime of the twin towers

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>>68716971

>>68716991
who else would be posting historic clothes you dof

>>68717006
Have never heard a woman express this sentiment

>>68716937
>sports equipment factories, wc ball made there
>nukes
>beautiful northern landscapes

As a piece of trivia Pakistan is also home to the world's first computer virus, and the worst country would probably be haiti

>>68716937

it shouldn't even exist