How do you feel about Croatia

I know nothing about it.

thanks doc

>>55116320
we're going down to shitter
slavonia that is,we're not croatia at all now that i think about it it would be best if they just let us go since they dont really care about us

>country is shaped like a meme
wew

>>55116608
itts a crocodile head eating bosnia

>>55116571
FIŠ PAPRIKAŠ
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I knew a girl from there doing a PhD in math. She was gorgeous.

She dropped out of the program to get married. What the fuck?

>>55116729
>not čobanac
could you go more pleb.............kidding fiš is based too

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>>55116320
Cool shape

>>55116767
you are acting like every girl from croatia is like that,dont be so stupid so she fell in love and got married and decided to be a housewife why is that so strange ?

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>>55116320

>>55116571
this
slavonia a shithole

>>55117148
i know i live there
they shoud just bomb us and fill this shithole with sea water and collect extra monies from tourism

>>55116320
Fantastic poetry. Underappreciated.

>>55117511
poetry is boring shit for grannies and faggots

>>55117595
That's where I predominately met the croat women that I slept with when I studied in Split for a year.

>>55117289
Different anon. It would probably be better for everyone desu, since they don't give a shit about whether slavonia lives or dies.

t. live in slavonia

Koja si županija btw? Virovitičko Podravska ovdje.

>>55117654
nice try but nobody goes to split to study
even dalmatians rather go to zagreb

Slavonia is the best region in Croatia. Santa Maria Slavoncita, they will rise again. Osijek for Croatia's capital

t. Dalmatia

>>55117749
Like I give a fuck where Croats go to study. At the time, I was just a trust-fund baby who had all their credits they needed to graduate and had one more year left but also wanted to live a bohemian life for a year while in Uni. I still keep in contact with those women, so I have a free place to stay when I visit.

>>55116320
gibe da istria b0ss
[spoiler]pls[/spoiler]

>>55118049
You can have it for all that I care, just promise to cuck the Slovenes out of ALL their coastline this time.

>>55117932
>>55117654
Who's your favourite Croatian poet? Did you attend those (few) interesting poetry nights at the Vidović gallery?

>>55117932
>you met hot girls at poetry readings in split "the cultural capital of europe"
>you are also have trust fund and post on /int/

what else? you went to japan and fucked 2d girls at anime shows?

>>55118096
If you do that you will lose 15% of your electricity

Our summer beach.
Pun intendet.

Kako ćemo popraviti Slavoniju, ljudi? Baš se sada to pitam. Ovaj sam: >>55117901

Dalmaciju se može popraviti u jedan mandat i staviti na bolji put, koji ne uključuje samo turizam. Kako bi popravili Slavoniju? Znam jedino zemljopis, kulen i tamburice. To je sve

San mi je živjeti u Gorskom kotaru ili sjevernoj Lici, u udobnoj šumi, gdje ima deset ljudi po kilometru kvadratnome

>>55118137
Antun Branko Šimić.
Nah, never attended poetry nights there. You're from Split?

>>55118303
boli me kurac za slavoniju neka crknu svi ionako su više srbi nego hrvati

>>55116320
Best part of former Yugoslavia. Civilized and modern unlike corrupt backwards slav shithole Serbia.

>>55118518
What do you have against Serbia, Belgrade is a great city?
It has much less number of mosques than Washington DC

>>55118518
Shkreli is that you?

>>55118430
So someone translated poetry for you? You were living a bohemian existence in Split and never visited our famous winter poetry nights? January, February and March, any gallery in the city square, it's a guaranteed (free entry) poetry or art night, you can't miss it

What do you like about Šimić? What work(s)?

>>55116320
Great cunt

>>55116320
thanks doc

>>55118492
Vidi ovo purgersko cigančeto. Dajem lijevu ruku da živi u nekoj pripizdini tipa Donji grad

>>55116320
> Nice place for holidays
> Hot womyn
> Serious Sam

Not bad.

>>55118735
a sad ti kao čitaš poeziju hahaha

>>55118827
mozda je kozu zatezao pa koka mu do pupka

>>55118854
Jel' ti krivo?

>>55118735
I wrote an essay illustrating that ABS's poetry outlined -- and even predicted -- Heidegger's entire system of thought in Being and Time, that you only need to read his poetry to understand what Heidegger was saying.

>>55119083
>>55119083
That's some far fetched and vague shit, friend

>>55119258
That's the state of comparative literature, friend. easy as fuck to get a 4.0 if you're not retarded about it.

>>55119347
>comparative literature
Say no more

>>55119493
I feel ya. I felt bad for my STEM friends cause they actually had to put effort into their work. But I did buy a reproduction of an antun masle painting for pretty cheap while I was there.

>>55116320
not enough black girls desu

>>55118645
t. Serb in Bosnia

>>55116320
The northern(purple) part of croatia is the best and most civilized and advanced part of the country, together with histrian peninsula. The rest are just a bunch of mostly uneducated savages, I wish we could just erase them and inhabit people from the north and histria on those parts.

>>55119801
>Antun Masle
You fit the comp. lit. bill. Congratulations

Emanuel Vidović
Vlaho Bukovac
Josip Generalić
Mersad Berber


And for your more Masle-experience, Edo Murtić

Google those and cry over your purchase
Not only you are a comp.lit. graduate (?), but you also have a horrifying taste

>>55120197
You expect me to pay 500+ for a reproduction of a Generalić painting. Fuck no. I got mine for 90. I appreciate the painters you mentioned, but they were too expensive for an immediate purchase.

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>>55120449
Generalić is not worth that much, in my opinion, but a Vidović or a Bukovac are worth every dime. I wouldn't go for anything more expensive though, but some paintings have greater sentimental value...

>>55116549
this

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>>55119877
This

we want them dark chocolate

>>55117721
osječko-baranjska represent

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They have this little cuck bridge they are building because of some city called Neum (Bosnia).

Also, they have some border trouble going on with Slovenia too.

Second most alpha coastline after Chile.

>>55123431
why do you know so much?

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>>55116320

>>55123431
>They have this little cuck bridge they are building because of some city called Neum (Bosnia).


thats old. they realized they cant afford a bridge so they gave up on it.

>>55116320
>dialects of a dialect of a pseudolanguage

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>>55118827
>>55118303
>Kako bi popravili Slavoniju?

Slavonija je prije domovinskog bila jedna od najnapredniih regija inace...

>>55124341
not really
>>55124762
morelike na pocetku 20.stoljeca i to zato sto je dalmaciju sjebala ona bolest loze i turizam nije bas postojao

>>55123671

pls adopt I will teach you soccer unless there are germans around

>>55124868
only if your name is eduardo da silva

>>55124858
>morelike na pocetku 20.stoljeca i to zato sto je dalmaciju sjebala ona bolest loze i turizam nije bas postojao


i ne samo to....puno švaba koji su protjerani nakon ww2 ,nekih 60 000..shhhh!

>>55124985
al da se mogla razvit..mogla je i onda rat ovaj sjebo najvise slavoniju
(lika je sjebana od 10. stoljeca pa ju ni ne brojim)

How come you guys got all the sea access?

>>55125419
ummm our people live there?
but yeah bosnia is our clay but the turks happened and now we look like they sprayed acid on us

>>55116320
>skatovian

>>55125638
>but yeah bosnia is our clay

Bosnia is the clay of the Bošnjani. You know, the Slavic ethnic groups who was first attested in the 10th century AD?

>>55125771
whatever bošnjani is just a slavic way of saying bosanac
so you shoud be saying slavonjanin not slavonac and shit but ok
ac is turkish shit

>>55125771
>You know, the Slavic ethnic groups who was first attested in the 10th century AD?
catholic croats.

>>55125963
>muh bogomilism
>muh stećaki

check mate, Ante

>>55126598
croatian arts and religions, love em both

>>55126511
dude they were croats up until 1945
>>55126598
stećci postoje i u hrvatskoj i da te matiram najvise ih ima tam di su hrvati jos uvijek vecina

comfy country

>>55126683
>>55126638
>The epitaphs on them are written in cyrillic alphabet.

Majorly Croatian arts indeed, friends.

>>55126842
bosancica though ,he one we used

>>55126842
bosancica aka croatian cyrilic

ur welcome

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>>55127187
The cave on the left has always reminded me of a jawa

>>55126890
>>55126919
Then, um, um, how come Tvrtko called himself the King of the Serbs after Lazar, huh?

>>55127283
because he conquered them ;)

CANT ŠTUMP

>>55127283
he was a cuck obv
but seriously it was becuz he got a hold of some serbian land with a monastery and that gaved him an opportunity to elevate his title...he also called himself king of croatia after conquering dalmatia
>Bio je sin kneza Vladislava, brata bosanskog bana Stjepana II, i Jelene Šubić

Croatia > Slovenia

>>55119973
you dont get it...

>>55124858
>not really
kako "not really", jebote. really really