/brit/ - The Nippy Outside Edition

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cara

is gay

Fuck off yanks

Maisie

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>Why yes I am a Conservative

>housemate without a key just started ringing on the doorbell for ages
baka had to get out of bed and that was effort ting

want to meme but i got acne

>>55102223

>>55102300
>doing a course where the tories or any political party are even mentioned at all
what's the point

THE BANKERS THE BONUSES

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me on the left

BANKERS BONUSES THE THE

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>Old woman at work that says "Well that's just Tory Britain for you" whenever you say anything that happened in the news

>>55102322

>Not having Debates with your fellow students on whether soldiers should get footballers wages

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any suspicious gimmicks lads?

https://youtu.be/OmrA8nOZF2Q

wew lads

BANKERS
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THE MUSLIMS THE RAPE GANGS

>>55102368
Jesus, i actually had this.

THE MUSLIMS THE RAY GAMS

>>55102374
Maisie mentioned

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>>55102371

MI5 is kicking his door in as we speak

>When you realise that the GINI coefficient is lower now than in 2010

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>When you realise that the GINI coefficient is lower now than in 2010

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maisie

>>55102488
yuck what the fuck is that thing

>>55102413
muslamic ray guns are a real thing
i have seen it in my own eyes lad

>>55102501
maisie

just exfoliated my face x

>>55102545
>tfw you actually have to do this or you'll get acne.

>>55102545
Good lad

*takes out a life insurance policy*

can't be too sure these days

>>55102573
>>55102575
do you do chemical or mechanical?

>>55102612
Don't actually do it desu, probably should though

>>55102609
but you don't get any of the money when you're dead, literally the biggest scam ever

>>55102612
If you get a face scrub it's kinda both

>>55102609
I get life insurance with my new job for some reason

Hope my parents don't try kill me off

>>55102609
Got a cheeky policy when I was 18 where if I don't claim by a certain date I get it all back
Apparently they don't do them like that any more haha

I was still in secondary school when our government decided to stop the Free Software Program, which actually meant that they supported schools by buying Windows licenses for them. Thus schools only had to provide the hardware, because the government provided the OS (Windows XP then later 7).

So when the Free Software Program stopped, schools had to choose: either buy the Windows licenses themselves (which would mean a lot of money) or go for real free software (Linux). I was lucky enough that our school chose Linux because it gave me a push in the direction of learning more about GNU/Linux, Richard Stallman and his movement, and how GNU and Linux are connected. However, I also felt unlucky because thing only hit us when I was already a senior, spending my last semester there.

Anyway, it was much fun to learn to do things in Linux in that one year. I remember we installed Debian from CLI, and we learned the differences between Windows and Linux CLI commands. I remember the other students were freaked out by not seeing a GUI. I also remember I was the first one to figure out apt and installed a CLI web-browser. Oh man, those times.

In my opinion learning about Linux is a very good thing, especially if you're interested in IT, but not only then. Linux helped me to develop a different kind of logic and way of thinking when it comes to operating systems. It showed me then that once your Windows bubble gets popped there are still alternatives, and often better ways to go.

>>55102711
you get all the money that you've put in?

>>55102741
Think so, or at least a big payout

you gonna vote to stay or leave?

>>55102718

Where was there this free software program?

>>55102751
Do you not understand the concept of the time value of money?

>>55102758
stay would be the best choice but i might just vote leave to fuck everyone elses shit up

>pay £x.xx into a life insurance policy every month
>die
>family gets back some fraction of what you paid in (guaranteed to be less than 100%)

>create a new savings account for free online with your bank (or whoever is offering a decent rate)
>put £x.xx into that account every month
>leave a sentence in your will for your executor(s) that the entire contents of this account are to go to whoever you want + y% for funeral expenses etc

Why don't people do this? Are old people thick or something?

>>55102758
dont abandon us

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>>>/his/700246
lads was Churchill actually like they're saying?

>>55102758
Leave because fuck the EU

>>55102782
I account having life insurance all this time as value

Aaaahhhhh group project meeting soon

Should probably get out of bed

>>55102804
>What is inheritance tax

>SJWs have gotten Stephen Fry to delete his Twitter

soon.jpg

jumpman jumpman i don't need no introduction

>>55102799
I know that the scare campaign will start before the vote, and just like in Scotland people will end up voting to stay.

Australia here I come

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Genuinely the funniest comedian, male or female, of all time.

>>55102837
Why?

>>55102890
Peace of mind and it being a necessity for some things

>>55102886
If she wasn't fat do you think she would be attractive? You can usually tell with a fat girl if there's a good looking girl hiding behind all that fat but it's somewhat difficult with her.

>>55102804

>talking about something you have no clue about with certainty, despite the fact you're wrong.

You are the definition of an idiot.

>>55102883
Scare campaign has already started, but will probably ramp up severely towards the end

Got fucking pro EU propaganda delivered through the post a few weeks ago

>random strip down the middle of my beard where nothing grows

why is this

>>55102883
both sides use scare campaigns what of it

committing a sin

>>55102516
Lol, I think he referred to the goggie, mate.

Do people actually make real friendships after school/uni?

Worried that I'll end up having almost no friends in 5 years.

>>55102883
>>55102924
And also in my uni city wherever there are works being carried out, the signs have the council's logo and the EU flag and it says "this project would not be possible without funding from the EU"

Quite disgusting really

woke up with a weird red mark that looks like a scar on the head of my dick

cant be an std i'm a virgin

>>55102758
>Should the UK govern itself
>Nah mate not a fan

woke up with this weird red mark on my bellend lads

>>55102964
Manchester?

>>55102964
would you rather the eu didnt fund civic projects

>>55102943
very very bad lad

>>55102934
The difference being that Germany and other European politicians and companies will try to threaten us into staying.

>>55102804
Why do people pay for car insurance when they could just do the same thing?

>>55102981
Nottingham

>>55102983
Yes

>>55102967
>>55102976
were we abducted

>>55103000
Must be a Northern thing Tbh. Never seen any Eu funded project signs in the South

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>>55103018
This was from a few weeks ago, never seen anything like it before then desu

>>55102996
You have to buy it by law. It pays for damages on other people that you cause, if you don't buy it, you might not have the money to cover damages caused on others.

Korean popular music desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6_ZPnCIel0

mook has done something funny to the way 4chan pages are rendered since the last time I was here

sometimes right clicking on post links and opening in a new tab just 404s, amongst other things

not sure what he's up to

>>55102956
If you try you can probably do that. But it probably won't happen if you don't even try.

>>55102967
Your little sis been stealing mommys lip stick again?

Tell me about Portsmouth.

doing a listen to JME

>>55103038
If i put all the money I've spent on car insurance over my 8 years of driving into the bank, I'd have more than enough to fix any damage if I crashed.

Car insurance is a scam that the government makes it illegal not to buy into.

>>55102956
Made loads and it's my first year, so much easier than school or college. Moving into a flat with 8 other people next year

>>55103063
Know lots of people that go to uni there

>"This project not possible without funding from the EU"

Why not simply use the money we pay to the EU to fund the projects directly?

I mean we all know that we pay into the EU FAR FAR FAR more than they pay out to us. We're the third highest net contributor.

>>55103037
>pay £50 something million to the EU every day
>herp derp thanks EU for funding these road works in Nottingham

>>55103077
Yeah but are they actually real friends

>>55103074
You wouldn't have enough if you crash in the first year, which is pretty likely. Insurance uses a large pool of money you wouldn't have access to.

>>55102964

>the signs have the council's logo and the EU flag and it says "this project would not be possible without funding from the EU"

They have been around for Years Rorke.

>>55102235
Who is this jizz wizz?

>>55103037
>EU funded project in britain

hahah did they mistake us for pakistan again oh dear

>>55103107
Then you probably have a lot of influence too.

>>55103107
>>55103109
Exactly lids

>>55103121
I'd never seen them before tbqh

>>55103113
Yes. I see them during holidays as well

>this melt who keeps banging on about car insurance

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Another one bites the dust. Reminder that sharing space with SJWs always ends this way and that the only safe communication online is anonymous communication.

>>55103113
Well who knows. You never know for sure, right? But you got to trust people sometimes or life can get real dull.

today I'm going to go buy moisturiser, sex lube and condoms, then I'm going to wink at the qt girl behind the till at Boots as I pay for it all then find the tallest building I can and slip a condom over my head and wait until I pass out and fall off

>>55103186
Remember to share pics afterwards for laughs.

>>55103186
why do you need the moisturiser and sex lube?

Got out of bed lads ama

>>55103170
Sometimes there are just too many runts to hunt, and one must move on.

>>55103170
Well the spying orgs of course keep track of "anonymous" stuff too. But being too scared of that is just... life becomes so damned boring if one has to be that level of paranoid all the time.

>>55103186

posting this to r/4chan we will remember you brother

>>55103170
Heh, what's funny is that he just did a special (or it's about to air, not sure) about his precarious mental health and while browsing these vitriolic SJW tweets talking about how hateful, misogynistic and downright inhuman trash Stephen Fry is you see BBC tweeting something like "And airing at 9pm, Stephen Fry talks about his battle with bipolar disorder"

>>55103230
so I can make my wink to the cashier *extra* cheeky.

And to make sure I don't have any trouble getting the condom over my head

Kanye West suicide when?

>>55103230
Because he would like to know the feeling of having bought those things before he dies. You should not die curious you know.

>>55103230
it's to make it seem like he's doing funny business to the girl

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In a fragile emotional state and crying about Rhodesia again lads

would you be a bull in a relationship?
how attractive would the girl have to be?

>>55103295
what does that mean

>>55103237
Get a job you layabout

>>55103281
>>55103270
wow
first you kill our citizens
now you invade our thread

>>55103170
What a wuss

>>55103285
why, you're a taig

>>55103295
I hate this fucking website

>>55103301
you have to chase after red sheets

>>55103239
Yeah but it's as you say: that level of monitoring is out of one's control at this point. You just have to assume that the government is logging every single thing you do electronically these days. But you can at least keep the lefty lynch mobs at bay by not tying your name+face publicly to everything you do online,

>>55103301
would you fuck a girl while her bf watches and probably wanks
>>55103330
I've encountered cucks on tinder lad they're a real thing

>>55103329
Does that mean I hate whites?

>>55103037
first time i see this in a supposedly first world country

Do people not understand that top EU officials are trying to turn the EU into a nation state with only one government?

Why else would they be so against Britain leaving? You think they care about our well-being? No they just want more land for their empire.

>>55103369
No, i have a girlfriend

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>Do people not understand that top EU officials are trying to turn the EU into a nation state with only one government?

>Why else would they be so against Britain leaving? You think they care about our well-being? No they just want more land for their empire.

absolute banter merchant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35557725

>>55103037
>EU provides foreign aid for struggling member-state with aging roads
You're basically Somalia lad.

>>55103319
Just a bit of bridge banter lad

They crashed the car with no survivors ;^)

>>55103371
yes, especially anglos

>>55103379
Take your scaremongering elsewhere rorke

>>55103379
The EU should be treating us better. As one of the few relevant countries in the union and the second largest economy, we should get special privileges. As we don't there's no point in staying. We'll always get better terms on something when its dictated by ourselves.

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>>55103420

>He has written to the mayor asking not to have to pay the fine, and will ask for a review of the judgement.

Cheeky bastard

>mfw Poland is plastered with 'Funded by EU' signs

at least they look more developed than germany now

>>55103441
Arts students = stay
STEM students = leave

>>55103480
so is spain, theyve built a billion motorways that no-one uses with EU money

>>55103441
Fuck off lad, it's not scaremongering when it's true.

You're like the SNP supporters that said it was "scaremongering" when people said basing your economy on falling oil prices was a dumb idea,

>>55103489
STEM autists don't think about the long term. They're only in it for themselves.

>mfw I've drank about 3-4 litres of soft drink a week for about a decade
all dat sugar I've consumed, probably due an early death

>>55103496
does spain even exist
you never hear about them

>Pay someone £200 to tarmac your drive
>He pays someone £50 to tarmac your drive

EU logic.

Is this what goes on in America?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v1K8n_jTuI

>>55103037
>>55103480
it's literally just the EU advertising itself to skeptic nations

>>55103537
from the start of the year I haven't drunken anything apart from water

>>55103489
Financial Times readers = stay
The Sun readers = leave

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had to tell my interviewer about /brit/ earlier
hope i didn't sperg it up too bad

>>55103540
I had no idea they were a fascist dictatorship right up to the 70's until a few weeks ago haha

I do know a lot of English women go there on holiday to get plastered and assblasted by Spanish men though

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>woke up at 11
>had a wank
>lay in bed for a bit
>get up
>make breakfast
>drink coffee
>listen to music
>play vidya
>feel comfy as fuck

is this what a NEET does every day?

this is my first day off this year and it feels great

if turkey joins the EU i will kill myself

>>55103359
yeah that is a good thing to avoid , maybe posting anonymously would still ruin my chances professionally if I end up in lists and databases though.

>>55103587
Ribena?

>>55103594
Not every day
This morning I woke up and vomited

>>55103589
>I do know a lot of English women go there
literally all of western europe goes to spain/greece/romania/wherever the meme spots are every summer

>>55103605
Bosnia just applied to join
Better get the rope

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need a natalia gf

>>55103571
what's the point? water tastes bland. you might live longer but does spending 10 more years alive when you're already old as fuck make much of a difference

>>55103589
>ass
fuck off yank

Also I'd say more British blokes go than girls do, plus I know Spain is used a party shithole for the Germans and others too.

>>55103605
Turkey WILL be joining the EU because it follows the EUs goals.

Once our countries are a brown muddy mix of races with no nationalism to any flag they can swoop in and take over. And invent a new form of nationalism to the EU.

The USSR did this in it's member states.

>>55103643
hnnnnng

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>>55103628
But I wasn't talking to all of western europe was I?

Can't wait to leave the EU so we can stop accepting white Christian poles and have more Syrian refugees instead!

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>>55103632
Most Bosnians are probably already living in EU countries

>tfw we have to be attached to the same land mass as them
No other continent has this kind of disparity in wealth

>2 days off
>just got paid
>house all to myself until tommorow night

what shall I do lads?

>look at the clock
>it's 13:37

shieeeeet

>>55103680
post more natalia

>>55103680
why does cyrillic look so fucking stupid?

>>55103671
Sup Dave

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>>55103714

Can't wait to leave the EU so WE can decide who is and isn't allowed in.

>>55103726
It looks like it so desperately wants to be Latin but just falls short

>>55103756
what a slut

>>55103670
took it upon myself to educate the lesser

Got my amazon basket up to 143 quid, what else should i buy

>>55103698
k-on marathon
takes around 18 hours to watch the whole thing

>Not leaving the EU before 1 million brown skinned "germans" immigrate here and we can't stop them.

>>55103649
kill yourself

>>55103680
tights

If we leave the EU the Calais border will be moved to Britain
Enjoy all those migrant camps outers!

>>55103670
Nah, they got the world record in taming the seas. If anything they will become super rich from selling lots and lots of their know how to save the worlds coastal metropolitan areas from melted polar ice due to global warming.

>>55103802
dragon dildos

>>55103802

anal plug

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>>55103766

>WE

Ah yes goyim. Just you and the English will decide laws.... no need to delve deeper

>>55103726
cyrillic is beautiful you cretinous melt

>>55103802
Tell them to fucking deliver my copy of Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth

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*walks towards you*

>>55103766
We started that in the 90's lad, still get shit on by everyone for sending Afghani and south-east Asian wetbacks to an island. Even your cucked government join in at random times.
>based Johnny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrJ1mMPpVuQ

>>55103800
ye rite lad

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>>55103819
How does this even make sense

Protestantism is the religion for the Germanic people

>>55103887
agreed

WHY ISN'T ANYONE ENTERING THEIR DETAILS INTO MY PHISHING SITE?!?!?!

The stats indicate it is getting hits

>>55103820
Their dams and dikes can go be built so high and so deep lad, once that ice really starts to melt they're goners

>>55103868
>you will never eat a relaxed lunch in the water garden of your limestone villa with marble interiors on a sunny afternoon while your faithful, attractive, intelligent Ukrainian diplomat wife walks towards you smiling

why even exist

>>55103887
t. martin luther

>>55103873

mate didnt you Aussies send your SAS to storm refugee ships one time?

Poleaboo is signing on in half an hour

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>there are ta*gs in this thread right NOW

>>55103879
The border with France is at Calais
If we leave the EU that border will be moved here so expect to see Kent filled with migrants camps

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>>55103989

>>55103950
kek, yeah, MV Tampa. Some Norwegian Sven Jr's picked them up at sea and tried to bring them ashore, based Johnny said nope and sent the SAS aboard. Then every country and their fucking grandmother got on our shit, and Johnny's polls soared.

>>55104015
have you got an equivalent one for prods? preferably in smug pepe form

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_5pjfMMms&feature=youtu.be
madting lads

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>tfw one of my favourite lets play are going to stop making videos son

>>55104010
start fining the ferry companies like they do air lines and make them take care of their security. boom. sorted.

(not that I actually want to leave the EU but)

>>55104010
>expect to see Kent filled with migrants camps
But if we leave the EU we can close our borders, so why would we expect to see something we can finally prevent?

>>55104045
literally britain

are the tanned melts lebs

>>55103938
They've built dams for 1000 years and with modern tech it should not be so hard to keep going.

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>>55104045
>The lower classes

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>>55102425

>>55104065
>>55104070
Their migrants
They'll find a way

she squirted her fanny juice on my fucking macbook the filthy slag

>>55104010
We're still surrounded by water

>>55104110
>Their
Looks like they already have

>>55104049
who?

>>55104049
They turning into a tranny or something?

>>55104110
If we leave the EU our countries borders don't change you utter MELTS

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>>55104110
>Their

>>55104148
lets drown out (yahtzee and gabe)

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>>55104045
>Samurai sword, katana, penetrate any'ya armour, move the blade to your body real quick then peel your skin like banana

>>55104120

t. devilman

>>55104110
as they already do. not sure what your point is.

was just saying that the idea of there being the jungle in kent is ridiculous. might need to build a few new detention centres but yea. better yet.. is that scottish island we tested the chemical weapons on still uninhabited?

i'm so tired lads

>>55104076
I don't even know where these people com from tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la2HiCd6NJ8
these people are the absolute bottom of the barrel

>>55104171
what does this even mean?

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>>55104159
>>55104140

ted cruz was born in canada so how can he become the president?

Just recovered from having LOTS of SEX on VALENTINES day with my GIRLFRIEND

Moving to Britania soon. The emperor has sent me to defend the border with the Picts.

>>55104163

They doing a suicide pact or something? didnt seem like they would stop soon

>>55104156
We only have the border at Calais instead of here because of the EU

>he hasn't read moby dick

what's your reason you pathetic excuse for a man?

Noticing a frightfully low level of Americans in this thread

>>55104198
There / their / they're is not a typo
A typo would be "thwre", for example
What they did was just plain old stupidity / English being their second language

>>55104231
yahtzees moving to yankland

>>55104210
wouldn't mind actually being mutually in love with a girl

shagging random cuties is enjoyable and all but there's no love

>>55104196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_wK16wFTio

>tfw one of the lads banged his ex while she was in a state of hysterical lamentation

Sounded sexy as fuck

>>55104200
Same way someone from Kenya did

gonna shag a 9/10 black lass later lads

>Pakis IN
>EU nationals OUT

I'll be voting out in the EU referendum, how about you?

>>55104242
don't just stand there, do something about it

>>55104279
how much she cost?

>>55104288
probably 3 condoms

>>55104280
i'll be voting in

>>55104280
English IN
Everyone else OUT

I'll be voting out in the EU referendum because it means we can legally make the above happen

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>>55104280
voting in to trigger people 2bh

We don't need to be part of the EU
We can have free trade agreements with Pakistan instead

>>55104262
not opening this

don't reply to me again

Just smeared my shit all over the bog walls in McDonald's, lads.

Australia is literally just brits, serbians and lebs on a giant hot island filled with death snakes and spiders

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35580261

>LASERS MUST BE BANNED

Fuck off

>>55104340
chav detected

utterly despise my sister

FUCKING HELL

Should I put a jumper on, lads?

>>55104340
They should be banned
What benefit do they pose other than some 13 year old playing with it for a week?

>>55104346
sen her come

>>55104308
What about Scots and Welsh

>>55104345
>>55104370
>supporting banning lasers because some people abuse them

Gun laws all over again desu.

>>55104365
>>55104346
no to both of these posts

>>55104346

give me her number then lad haha

>>55104280
You're literally going to be continued to be flooded with shitskins while refusing actual whites. lmao.

literally going to make this girl SCREAM with the fucking/spanking I'm going to give her

fEEMALES LADS FEEMALES

>>55104385
It's cold though.

>>55104381
>some people abuse them
1. Lasers are useless and literally nobody uses them
2. They are abused quite a lot and often blind pilots

>>55104381
i really care about your freedom to harrass people with a laser pointer

fuck off back to Lewisham

>>55104381
>being pro-gun
you're a retard

>>55104345

>not being a laser fiend

perfect crime desu

>>55104345
>>55104370
>banning absolutely anything

It's like you're a masochist who hates freedom

>ukip got 12% of the popular vote
>got one (1) seat

British democracy at its finest

>>55104396
>being racist

>>55104163
their videos were good until they stopped writing topics to talk about

>>55104410
what about the ones in CD players? the ones used to correct peoples' vision? the ones used to sight guns? the ones used in labs where monochromatic light is used for an experiment?

>>55104412
there's no statistical or moral argument against guns

>>55104443
yahtzee seems pretty bitter desu

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>>55104454
Holy shit guys, it's a genuine retard

>>55104459
There's no reason why anyone needs to own a gun

>>55104410
1.Doesn't mean they should be banned
2.Not defending that, just make the punishment worse.
>>55104411
Good argument m8
>>55104412
Why? Because I think law abiding non-mentally ill
people should be allowed to own a gun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k4C8grAGP4

laser chav gets arrested

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>>55104412
>being anti-gun

you're the retard mate

>>55104454
Don't forget bankers and bonuses and that sodiers being paid more than footballers

>>55104485
nice to know we legislate based on needs

>>55104454
Are you. A fucking. Spastic

Just fucking kill yourself you stupid fucking Lewisham rat

Just fucking die

>>55104485
>there's no reason why anyone should have the means to defend themselves

Will you ban martial arts next?

>>55104540
average tory

Bankers, or Bonuses? Which would you pick, lads?

>>55104559
Fuck off I don't want miroslav down the road owning a pistol sneaky eyes on the cunt

>>55104532
The only reason you need a gun is to penetrate your arsehole with

>>55104559
Martial arts is a sport, shooting up schools isn't

Thank fuck guns are banned

Thank god

>>55104485
is there any reason for you be able to go on the internet? for you to sit on a sofa? for you to own a car? for you to wear trousers?

>>55104485
Self defence, hunting, sport and fun.

Not suggesting we go US-mode, you shouldn't feel like you need a gun to keep you safe.

>>55104586
>Martial arts is a sport, shooting up schools isn't
Have you seen the Americans?

>>55104559
i feel bad for you if you live in a place where you feel you need to own a gun

>>55104467
does he?

>There is no reason anyone needs a gun

>DO U NEED TO EAT APPLES? Y ARE APPLES NOT BANNED? APPLES ILLEGAL NO?????? APPLES>>><>< VERY BAD ,.,fs.d gfmdsf,gm APPLE IS SAME AS GUN AND NOT BANNED<<<>.. TORY SCUM>>> I LOVE LEWISHAM

keep blurting out random phrases whenever i think of a situation i feel embarrassed about

was just looking in the mirror then thought of something and said out loud 'you fucking cunt'

have had this for a while desu, have i got tourettes

>>55102804
are you a fucking mug?

the whole principle of insurance is that you don't know when it's going to happen, but you're guaranteed a payment regardless

if you had a savings account you could pay in £10 a month but then die a few months later, leaving your family £60 - inheritance tax

>>55104619
yes

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>>55104485
no reason for you to own a hammer 2bh m8

we should Ban fedoras desu lads

Check out my bellend, lads!

what's worse for me, a bag of cadbury twirl bite things, or a red bull sized energy drink?

>>55104634
ye

>>55104236
I'm sure it has nothing to do with being an island.

>>55104647
Are you planning on shooting your nuts in?

>>55104660
energy drink

>>55104629
apple no banned, doctors no banned, bay no banned, then WHY U MAD BROOO?

>fly over britain
>some lewisham rat points a laser at the cockpit and the pilots are blinded
>plane crashes

Well done Lewisham rats

>being pro gun in the UK

kek nice beta insecurity lads. if i was an american i'd buy 100 guns since the country is flooded with them but over here gun crime is very rare and we should keep it that way

>>55104711

Its fucking hard to argue that the laws after Dunblane were justified desu. The Northern Irish have a good compromise

>>55104771
>>55104771
>>55104771
>>55104771
>>55104771

>>55104634
I usually go for "you fucking retard" "you dumbass" or "you god damn moron"