As a German, where would you migrate to have a comfy life and

Iceland or Norway. Maybe Sweden if they get their shit together.

>>55100934
Denmark or New Zealand

>>55100934
norway, not even close.

New England.
Go ahead and knock Japan off your list because they don't speak English at all. It's not a meme.

>>55100934
Sprichst du Japanisch?
Wenn nicht, würde ich an deiner Stelle nach Amerika ziehen. Da kriegst du den höchsten Lohn, und die billigsten Waren. Und die Währung ist im Ausland relativ stark, also du kannst auch gut verreisen, wenn du willst.

Der norwegischen Ökonomie geht es gerade eben nicht so sehr gut. Arbeitslosigkeit ist hier jetzt auf einem noch höheren Niveau als in Deutschland, und wir sind midten in einer massiven Rezession.

Hier ist mein subjektives Ranking:
1. USA! USA! USA!
2. Kanada
3. Japan
*Powergap*
4. Norwegen

>>55101142
Da will jemand keine deutschen Refugees. :^)

>>55101045
>>55101142
I speak Japanese and I've already lived and worked there for two years. I'm not even a weaboo though.

>>55101142
>Der norwegischen Ökonomie geht es gerade eben nicht so sehr gut.
Sehr schade, aber danke für den Ratschlag.

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>>55101222
Still New England.

>>55100934
iceland, and when you are done feeling smug you can erupt a volcano to fuck up europe desu senpai

>>55100934
Argentina

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Nevar! I would defend my homeland and keep on waving my flag while it is turned into ruins.

>>55101491
this
you will get easy pussi and a job without even trying just for being german

>abandoning your country
The Germans have come such a long way

Australian or New-Zealand, and I'm barely memeing this one.

>but muh maori and abos
The first ones are actually very entertaining to be with, and won't bother you too greatly, and the others you can avoid by staying off the Bush (know this from ebin life experience).

Anyways, they're comfy places to stay away from Muslims.

I'd probably go to Canada.
Then Norway once Canada is too far gone.
And by the time Norway is too far gone, central and Eastern Europe should be decent to move to.

>>55102037
>I'd probably go to Canada.

But then he could also stay here. I'd love to immigrate into a republican US state, but it's hard because I have archieved literally nothing so far.

>>55102017
AUNZ are basically Canada with too much sun and gigantic insects.

>>55102070
Why would you prefer a US state to Canada?

>>55102101
not him but gun freedoms and he would have the freedom to tralk shit all day long

>>55102129

this
>>55102101

I can't stand le weed man

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>>55102144
maybe try the green card lottery friend of my got in that way and had no problems finding a job with just an Ausbildung als Metallbauer. Maybe just study some mint shit and get in that way, it what im trying, must be nice over there and not have all that goverment hassle when buying guns

t. sportshooter

>>55102237

nice. Yeah I already thought about the greencard lottery, I mean I have nothing to lose anyways.

>>55102074
And yet so many poms are here, because their impressed by a single day of sunshine.

>>55100934
Gas yourself. Traitor.

>Whites
>Getting into the United Mexican states

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Israel is the only choice, you get front row seats

Germans dont deserve to move away. They will just spread their shitty genes and spread their shit to other countries. They caused it, now they need to embrace it.

>>55102398
>german in Israel
You can't fool me merchant

>>55102472
https://israel.xpatjobs.com/jobs-speaking/German

come home my long lost brother

>>55102472
just cut a part of your dick off and were a funny hat

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>>55102515
>mfw you're still kind eventhough you aren't safe here once again

>>55100934
Nah. Move to Bavaria, get a comfy sommer house in Spain. Make business wif Eastern Europe. Das sollst doch ganz geil sein, ne? :)

>>55102754
>Bavaria
Brudi, die entwickeln sich zu einem NRW mit besserer Wirtschaft.

Since you mentioned Canada, in the maritimes you can live like a lord, the only downside is that finding a job can be somewhat difficult, not impossible by any means, but harder than in most major cities.

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>>55102523
No need for that. Just bring a scalp from one of those fiki fiki guys running under your window and claim to be related to either Schwarzenegger or Schindler.

>>55100934
1.S.Korea or Vancouver
2.Canada
3.USA
4.Malaysia
5.UK

>>55100934
australia
>far from shithole eurobe, mideast, usa, asia etc.

fuck i wish i could move to australia, butifel melburn

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
Stay where you are please

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>>55105569
you came to gallipoli so its our turn

>>55100934
Come here m8.

Assuming you're white and not muslim

>>55105910
I really like AC/DC and wog food but I don't like deadly animals

>>55106084
That's just a meme tbqh.

Unless you go out in the desert you'll never see a deadly animal except for the occasional spider

>>55100934
I'm not a german, but I'd probably help them out gettin uncucked. No german deserves that punishment that their goverment brought upon them.

>>55106235
Ok great. Can I live in your house with you?

>>55106235
i heard there are MANY roaches there. is that true? (not taking about turks, real roaches)

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>>55105910
Take me plz, I'm even whiter and not muslim at all.

>>55100934
If I'd have enough money saved for a comfy life in a poor country
1.Croatia
2.v4
3.chile
If I'd have to actually make money
1.Norway
2.Cucknada

Come to Texas Deutschbro

>>55106418
Funny you mention it, there was a big cunt in my room recently but I sprayed Mehmet (that's what I named him) and problem solved. It's been years since I saw one.

>>55106451
>>55106388
You're welcome lads

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Ich werde mich auch vom Acker machen. Ich ziehe ende des Monats von einem Flensburger Vorort südlich der Grenze nach Sonderburg, 20 km nördöstlich. Ich hab Dänisch seit der 7. Klasse gehabt und mein Name ist eh Dänisch. Job behalte ich erstmal, werde mich aber nach einem neuen umsehen.

>>55106570
I really want to live in Austin

>>55106640
It's a nice city if you don't mind all the hipsters

>>55102237
>green card lottery
>take a part in this one
>obviously they didn't choose me
>1 year later, save enough money for nice vacations in freedomland
>visa application denied
>u been talking part in greencard lottery we can't let you in coz you would overstay :DDDDDD
I bought a car instead

>>55100934
Poland

we invite with open arms, kraut

>>55106575
ok, i think i could get along with mehmets

>>55101335
We don't want tripfags go away.

>>55106778
lel

>>55106703
fugg :DDDD

>>55106703
just try again with the lottery took my buddy a few tries too

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>>55100934
Habe die doppelte Staatsbürgerschaft (Deutsch/USA). Also werde ich mich auf machen in die Staaten, wenn die Scheiße den Ventilator trifft.

>>55100934
>Norway

not again

>>55100934
>>55100958
>>55101007
Why Norway? Oslo is full of muhammeds