why are british rappers so fucking sickkkk man i love real english
the important question is lad, are you?
You sound like a complete soft cunt. It's Monday. You're sober. Get a grip you little ROTTER.
I've eaten fucking spaghetti at the dinner table with my parents whilst high on LSD. And did they know what was going on? No. Because I am not a runt. Because I can handle myself. You, "sir", are a small little smelly beetle.
I didn't m8, I took them last night before bed
must just be afterglow but im not slurring and im still as flexible with words as ive always been
T. parents let him run about til 2am since he was 6 years old
>At the present time the biggest "fight" within Europe is over how united we should all be. With some countries wanting to be less united than others.
When you think about all the thousands of years of war this seems silly.
>there are 52 weeks in a year
hmmm Interesting...very interesting...
>Co-worker offers me chocolate
>Take 2, Anon!
>*Take 1*, one's alri thanks.
>But you can take two..
Then she walks off talking to people that I only wanted 1 like it's some kind of talking point.
I'll never truly understand this place.
Why was Transexuality removed from the DSM lads? Up until the last few decades it was defined as a mental illness. Serious answers please not just "The Jews".
It seems like it's very obviously a mental illness as it falls under the umbrella of body dysmorphia, which is a recognised group of mental illnesses.
What is most strange is that if you had the body dystmorphia subtype where you don't think you should have legs, no doctor would advise removing your legs or preform the surgery. Yet if you want to remove your penis many doctors would do it and it's a recommended treatment for Transexuality type body dysmorphia.
Also if it's not an "illness" why does it require "treatment"?
New Rainbow lads.
I would, I've met a few and they're usually sound.
That's something that affects them in ways that would inhibit their social interaction with people though, it's an entirely different issue. I'm not a rights activist or anything so I don't have a decent argument for you really but I think a mental illness is something that should prevent you functioning normally in society, if you just happen to be a bloke who identifies as a woman but otherwise function.. who cares?
Some people with Body dysmorphia feel like they shouldn't have legs, or that they're actually disabled. And will go out of their way to cripple themselves. And they're still "normal" people.
The deference is that no doctor would recommend removing ones legs to treat this branch of body dysmorphia and no doctor would perform that surgery.
But if you have a body dysmorphia type where you don't think you shouldn't have a penis, there are people lining up to support you and doctors rushing to cut it off.
>Two guys coming to view my car I'm selling in 30 minutes
Really cba to wash it and it's covered in ice lads. Looks really dirty. Hope they aren't turned off when all it needs is a good clean.
>have weirdo long-distance (about 200kmg away) gf
>she's had a fucked up history so she finds it hard to meet people
>three months after first messaging her she asks whether I've seen 'Nine Dead'
>say no, because she mentioned she wanted to watch it with me sometime
>'oh cool, when do you wanna?'
>taken aback at how casual she is about it considering the arguments we've had over meeting
>'how about this weekend? I'll take the train in'
>'oh, I meant over skype'
>'are you ok anon?'
Just fuck my shit up I swear to god just fuck it up just fuck my shit up up and away
Most transexuals kill themselves because their mental illness goes untreated.
And by untreated I mean they're not placed on anti-psychotics and SSRIs.
The most prevalent theory on "treating" transexuals is to let them turn themselves into women because it's thought of as good for their mental health.
are you absolutely swimming in puss because you're white over there?
It's been parked for 2 months so I've not done anything on it. Who would upkeep a car they're not using?
It's an enthusiast car I'm selling to enthusiasts anyway so it's not like they're plebs that can't recognise a good car when they see one.
Threadly thailad AMA incoming.
He's over there because his family ran him out. He had admitted feelings of noncery but not actually following through. They probably discovered that
>He's over there because his family ran him out. He had admitted feelings of noncery but not actually following through. They probably discovered that
ahahahahahaahaahahaha no shit?
you're fucking thick as shit mate.
if i was a fucking prossie, and you wanted to spend the £15 it'd take for an hour with me, but you got to my flat and i had shit on me tits, you'd be like "nah, fuck that".
having a dirty car is like a whore with shitty tits mate.
>Both guys might end up showing up to view the car at the same time. Even though I staggered them by 1 hour.
Wonder if this will be awkward or work in my favour.
mums just gone to work and i think im going to do some actions while i have the chance, including but not limited to: standing up, stretching, reaching for things, leaning over, straightening my back, flexing my feet, peeling an orange or banana, opening a bottle of water and perhaps even washing the cats' bowls in the kitchen
"yeah, you alright?"
"why's this munt trying to sell us a fucking filthy car?"
"fuck knows, but i ain't buying."
that's what'll happen.
seriously, fucking wash it. a clean car is more valuable than some dirty piece of shit.
>politicans have to dance around the fact that the NHS has serious problems and isnt that great and have to spend 90% of their time talking about health on how great it is
Bonkers desu lads
I ignore anyone tyring to make small talk with me now. I'll only answer if I know them or the question is direct and of some importance. 'it's cold today' or 'which birthday card should I buy' gets a black face and no response.
>literally every single person I knew growing up is now successful (or at least functional)
Why was I so different? Obviously they worked hard where I didn't, but why? Why did things end up this way?
Funny thing lads, first person coming to view my car actually makes upgraded parts for the car.
He's coming to see mine because it's got so many of his parts on it he's considering buying it as a show car for his products.
Success os what you make.
Would rather not be "successful" and live my own life as and when I want instead of living it according to someone else's or societies idea of success
Be yourself, live your life, do what you want when you want. Love life
Nearly all the people I went to school with have successful lives yet boring jobs. They might have done trans wolfkin botany or w.e and now they work for a recruitment company in an office.
have normal talktalk """"""""boradband""""""" and it is utter shit. Some times it goes off for 3 days straight and talktalk claim they cant do anything about it. Even when it does work it's slow as shit.
Thanks for the advice lads.
I guess I'll just have to choose between BT, Sky, and Virgin then. They have comparable offers a step more expensive than TalkTalk and plusnet but the reliability will probably be worth it.
Both. I'm working as a research assistant and doing a PhD.
>What do you think of the UK so far etc
Feels like everything is a rip-off and/or a racket.
The countryside is very nice.
sky basically piggy-backs of bt, so it's basically the same.
Randomly cuts out during the day/night/weekend for a few minutes and then comes back. Bit annoying when it keeps happening even if it's only for a few minutes at a time. Also had a problem where my internet didn't work for 2 days and it was because some idiot had fucked around with the the lines at the exchange, this happened twice.
>Oi m8 no one will buy your dirty car m8
>Both people offered to pay asking price, the first is coming with the cash tomorrow and the second will take it if the first doesn't show.
>When you're both trying to call each other at the same time so you both engaged
>But then I guess being conservative just comes with the territory.
got a bit tipsy last night and pressed the gas button instead of the hose button for the runts in shed 3F. I'm sure they're fine hahaha *opens the shed doors to see piles of dead runts lying on each other, many of their shitposts not even half completed* hahahah, HOOHOO, oh deary me. This will hurt profits a small amount. Hahaha, what a hoot though, I must say. Hohoo.
>getting this butthurt over someone not liking the Tories
Thanks for the (You)s, babbies.
best not tell Jeeves about the gassing... no no, deary me. He loved some of those runts. Especially the one with the hats. Hmm.
*dials the number for a man I know with a tractor to dump the runts somewhere*
foul business really...
>Being a Tory cuck because you think anyone who isn't a Tory is a Labour supporter
Got up and left because I had a history lecture to attend to in the same building, just turned out it was the wrong lecture hall with a similar number
desu I've thought it might be fun to go to a STEM lecture at some point, just to see what it's like
This is true. I've had my van five years now. Only washed the outside twice. Clean the inside once a year when a mate has to drive it for its mot.
I'm not really into looking after it or cleaning it.