/brit/ - The Prisoner 24601 Edition

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crayon pop

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tfw mum and dad asking if im on drugs

snowing quite a bit

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Dave desu lads

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our nige

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nytpbEe9fvk

why are british rappers so fucking sickkkk man i love real english

>>55098428
the important question is lad, are you?

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look at these poor roasted convict spider fuckers

why so dead

>>55098490
took 3 benzos the other night and coke on saturday not sure how theyre telling desu

mum says its the way im walking

>>55098492
we had four days of 40 and above last week tbqh

>>55098508
m8 do you have to do it mid day when they're home? im just saying, im extra careful of walking somewhere if my dad comes home after a session

cmon youre smarter than this...

>>55098508
You sound like a complete soft cunt. It's Monday. You're sober. Get a grip you little ROTTER.

I've eaten fucking spaghetti at the dinner table with my parents whilst high on LSD. And did they know what was going on? No. Because I am not a runt. Because I can handle myself. You, "sir", are a small little smelly beetle.

>>55098539
I didn't m8, I took them last night before bed

must just be afterglow but im not slurring and im still as flexible with words as ive always been

>>55098551
T. parents let him run about til 2am since he was 6 years old

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>taking drugs

>>55098551
>I've eaten fucking spaghetti at the dinner table with my parents whilst high on LSD
madman

>>55098551
That wasn't spaghetti.

HOW U MEANT TO SIGN ON SICK IF DA MF LINES NEVER OPEN

>>55098602
plot twist

>>55098602
Honey, why does anon keep spinning his steak around with his fork?

>At the present time the biggest "fight" within Europe is over how united we should all be. With some countries wanting to be less united than others.

When you think about all the thousands of years of war this seems silly.

>>55098551
you're a tough guy

>>55098623
Why did you call me Honey? This is Argos and that lad is clearly eating the pens.

Honestly I don't know what the fuck is going on today.

>>55098620
XDDDDDDD

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>there are 52 weeks in a year
hmmm Interesting...very interesting...

good jsa hold music 2bh

>>55098672
feels like more

Why is Kanye such a fucking cock knocker?

bit s-l-o-w

>>55098725
Bit like
Your internet

Hahahaha *winks*

>Postie handing out British Gas leaflets

How is a government body allowed to advertise a private company?

>Co-worker offers me chocolate
>Take 2, Anon!
>*Take 1*, one's alri thanks.
>But you can take two..
>I'm alri
Then she walks off talking to people that I only wanted 1 like it's some kind of talking point.

I'll never truly understand this place.

>>55098779

>Post office
>Government body

>>55098782
Sirry whitu boy onry take-a wun chocorut
What a sirry rittre whitu boy

>>55098782
Ping ping ping pong donguu noodles in my bowl ping gong

>>55098782
FO WUNNN?

>>55098782
>Gay work story involving a woman
Let me take a wild guess here: You either work in a retal or an office environment, yeah?

Sinking my teeth into a lovely moist pink lady lads

>>55098782

should have taken 3 lad

>>55098774
haha! terrific banter *nudges you*

>>55098854
Construction site obviously..

but nah, office.
>>55098886
see I wish I did that, for science.

need a conical cheb gf

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1455526947986.jpg

Why was Transexuality removed from the DSM lads? Up until the last few decades it was defined as a mental illness. Serious answers please not just "The Jews".

It seems like it's very obviously a mental illness as it falls under the umbrella of body dysmorphia, which is a recognised group of mental illnesses.

What is most strange is that if you had the body dystmorphia subtype where you don't think you should have legs, no doctor would advise removing your legs or preform the surgery. Yet if you want to remove your penis many doctors would do it and it's a recommended treatment for Transexuality type body dysmorphia.

Also if it's not an "illness" why does it require "treatment"?

>>55098961
duh juice

Cold out

>>55098952
Phwoarrr theyre goodens


>>55098961
they stopped doing drag nights exclusively and started doing proper hormones

BRAP BRAP BRAP WHAT IT IS BRUV

>>55098981

oh no.

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New Rainbow lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URPYRLiGAnY

>>55098961
>Why was Transexuality removed from the DSM lads?
I asked them to because of my trap fetish innit

>>55098961
I think people wanting to be the opposite gender enough to do something about can be perfectly normal, rational people in every other respect.

>>55099023
>flag
You'd say that senpai

>>55099005

that's shit.

>>55099023
Yeah there's also nice people with autism or psychopathy. But they're still noted as having a mental illness.

>>55098961

Cultural memeism

>>55099037
I would, I've met a few and they're usually sound.
>>55099045
That's something that affects them in ways that would inhibit their social interaction with people though, it's an entirely different issue. I'm not a rights activist or anything so I don't have a decent argument for you really but I think a mental illness is something that should prevent you functioning normally in society, if you just happen to be a bloke who identifies as a woman but otherwise function.. who cares?

>>55098922
>but nah, office.
Called it. Not surprising though, really.

how do we know that this is the real kentqt

>>55099114

Some people with Body dysmorphia feel like they shouldn't have legs, or that they're actually disabled. And will go out of their way to cripple themselves. And they're still "normal" people.

The deference is that no doctor would recommend removing ones legs to treat this branch of body dysmorphia and no doctor would perform that surgery.

But if you have a body dysmorphia type where you don't think you shouldn't have a penis, there are people lining up to support you and doctors rushing to cut it off.

>>55099126

how do you know you're the real you

Doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

>>55099127
Psychology isn't this black and white.

>>55099186

this is also shit.

>>55099191
Psychology is mostly pseudo-science based on theories that can't be proven or disproved.

Oh fantastic! Another trip! And this one is a guy pretending to be a girl! Wonderful stuff!

Glad to see Thai trip in here too!

>Two guys coming to view my car I'm selling in 30 minutes

Really cba to wash it and it's covered in ice lads. Looks really dirty. Hope they aren't turned off when all it needs is a good clean.

>>55099182
I find comfort in not knowing

>>55099252

you should wash it, you stupid cunt. first impressions and all that.

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>EU dota

>>55099224
Maybe so, but throwing people into categories as you propose wouldn't improve anything.

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>MemeBAs

>>55099252
Would you buy a prossie that "just needed a wash"?

>>55099252
Covered in kimis?? :DDDD

>>55099302
A cars performance isn't impacted by it not being clean.

>everyone showing the gifts they got each other on normiebook

well lads looks like i'm not going back on there today

>>55099302
Yes I would buy kentqt

>>55099324
Neither is your mum's but I still prefer it when she is

>>55099324
Gives the impression you didn't look after the car. If you can't keep it clean what else haven't you done for its upkeep

Think I have a qt American gf
Feeling good lads

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>have weirdo long-distance (about 200kmg away) gf
>she's had a fucked up history so she finds it hard to meet people
>three months after first messaging her she asks whether I've seen 'Nine Dead'
>say no, because she mentioned she wanted to watch it with me sometime
>'oh cool, when do you wanna?'
>taken aback at how casual she is about it considering the arguments we've had over meeting
>'how about this weekend? I'll take the train in'
>'oh, I meant over skype'
>
>'are you ok anon?'

Just fuck my shit up I swear to god just fuck it up just fuck my shit up up and away

>>55099282
Most transexuals kill themselves because their mental illness goes untreated.

And by untreated I mean they're not placed on anti-psychotics and SSRIs.

The most prevalent theory on "treating" transexuals is to let them turn themselves into women because it's thought of as good for their mental health.

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>>55098782
are you absolutely swimming in puss because you're white over there?

>>55099368
I've had a right craving for one of those since I saw Kate Hudson on that Jamie Oliver show the other day

just had three shits in a row, got a bad belly

>>55099343
It's been parked for 2 months so I've not done anything on it. Who would upkeep a car they're not using?

It's an enthusiast car I'm selling to enthusiasts anyway so it's not like they're plebs that can't recognise a good car when they see one.

>>55099406
what gen mx5 lad?

>>55099397
>She wants me to go over there on holiday
>Apparently she's really submissive

FEELING GOOD MATE

>>55099422
Mk 1

23 years old and only 68k miles.

>>55099383
Threadly thailad AMA incoming.

He's over there because his family ran him out. He had admitted feelings of noncery but not actually following through. They probably discovered that

Don't feel like work today... Still got like 4 hours :(

>>55099406
>car enthusiast
>doesn't look after a car just because he's not driving it

Pleb

>>55099373
>He's over there because his family ran him out. He had admitted feelings of noncery but not actually following through. They probably discovered that
ahahahahahaahaahahaha no shit?

Only inexperienced betas like submissive girls

>>55099459
>Spending money on a car you're not using.

>>55099468
>oh boy a (you)
>oh

Anon are you just purposely trying to make my day worse?

>spending money on a car

>>55099324

you're fucking thick as shit mate.

if i was a fucking prossie, and you wanted to spend the £15 it'd take for an hour with me, but you got to my flat and i had shit on me tits, you'd be like "nah, fuck that".

having a dirty car is like a whore with shitty tits mate.

>>55099499
kys you fat ugly slag

>>55099492
oh shit sorry mate. I was going to reply to your post evidently, but ended up getting sidetracked.

>>55099440
>>55099468

>>55099478
>being a poor car enthusiast

>>55099499
Your analogy is shit. A better analogy would be turning down a gold bar because it's got mud on it.

>>55099521
should of kept ignoring her you pleb

>>55099543
>should of

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>Both guys might end up showing up to view the car at the same time. Even though I staggered them by 1 hour.

Wonder if this will be awkward or work in my favour.

Morning friends
How are we all? Looking forward to another day?

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>>55099532
Don't insult me

>>55099521

already tried that, but apparently i'm too fucking culturally significant

>>55099540

yeah, probably, but fuck off

>>55099543

>should of

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>>55099553

>>55099560
Start an auction

>>55099373
>long distance 'girlfriend'

toplel


Though saying that my m8 had a Norwegian one, she came over here a few times and he weny there and now he fucking lives in Norway with her.

>>55099475
What a coincidence

>>55099561
feeling wonderful
mums just gone to work and i think im going to do some actions while i have the chance, including but not limited to: standing up, stretching, reaching for things, leaning over, straightening my back, flexing my feet, peeling an orange or banana, opening a bottle of water and perhaps even washing the cats' bowls in the kitchen

>>55099572
>i'm

>>55099560

"alright mate"
"yeah, you alright?"
"why's this munt trying to sell us a fucking filthy car?"
"fuck knows, but i ain't buying."

that's what'll happen.

seriously, fucking wash it. a clean car is more valuable than some dirty piece of shit.

>mum got me a coffee
>it smells and tastes like perfume

>>55099602
Sounds like the start to a great day.
You'll feel refreshed and the cat will appreciate the clean bowl. Give pet cat a good chin scratch for me,friend. Have a lovely day .

>politicans have to dance around the fact that the NHS has serious problems and isnt that great and have to spend 90% of their time talking about health on how great it is

Bonkers desu lads

\tirb\<

\tihs\ ekil erom

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found a new fetish

>>55099563
I haven't. Now, answer my question. Sharpish.

>every other postal service that isn't amazon's idea of next day delivery: tomorrow at 10am-11am

>amazon's idea of next day delivery: tomorrow at: 8pm

Why

>>55099659

to be fair, the NHS is actually alright. it's got problems, but for what it is, it's fucking top tits.

Really puts me on edge when people are really nice and cheery, its just weird man.

>>55098492
memecity mentioned

>>55099674
>next day delivery before 6pm
>comes at like 17:59

>>55099700
>cute girl speaks to me on her own accord
>look around to check she's not just doing it so her friends can laugh at me

>>55099662
door frames?

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loving it

met two girls that said they were moving to Australia so didn't want to start anything serious
what is it with thee people and memestralia

>>55099773
I know two girls who've just gone out, they already want to come home because it's so shit

>>55099757

the fuck is this

i like her top

>>55099736
iktf

>>55099700

I ignore anyone tyring to make small talk with me now. I'll only answer if I know them or the question is direct and of some importance. 'it's cold today' or 'which birthday card should I buy' gets a black face and no response.

>>55099773
spent two years there and it was boring af, gets old real fast. Nothing to do and the people are too Australian, they just don't GET humor or banter

>>55099773
Grils love the shitpost

>>55099823
Bit rude

>>55099854
If you wanna see a 'shitpost' you should check out my cock after it's done with ya mum haha

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>literally every single person I knew growing up is now successful (or at least functional)

Why was I so different? Obviously they worked hard where I didn't, but why? Why did things end up this way?

going to go take a shit, have a shower then make some coffee
laters taters
inabitski innit yo

>>55099901
You're about 10 years too late lad

>>55099869
O fuk
You got me
Top quality banter chum

really liked les miserables desu

great actors, even though russel is like wooden and plays the same in every role he does

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New book arrived lads

>>55099887
she's not even a proper brit

>>55099773
British girls were BRED to be Aussie cocksleeves

This Lurpak shit is banging lads

Funny thing lads, first person coming to view my car actually makes upgraded parts for the car.

He's coming to see mine because it's got so many of his parts on it he's considering buying it as a show car for his products.

>>55099858

I know. I really don't like anyone apart from some of my close family now.

>>55099887
Success os what you make.
Would rather not be "successful" and live my own life as and when I want instead of living it according to someone else's or societies idea of success
Be yourself, live your life, do what you want when you want. Love life

Refreshing the front page for a minute to get my get

here it is

haha

>>55099999
>>55100000

>>55100001
wahey, get fucked

>>55100001
unlucky lad

>>55099948

used to rate lurpak until I tried president.

OH SHIT LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68A_Azsqqg4

>>55100028
Rate it how?

what happened to maddie mccann lads

>>55100046

as a good butter

>>55100073
oh ok

>>55100070
Parents.

absolutely love seeing people jumping over a rope and just not quite making it 2bh

>>55100070

most likely: kidnapped, raped multiple times, killed and professionally disposed off by some albanians.

>>55100097
>>55100127
rather grim

what if she's just having an extra large break with an extra large kit kat

>>55099966
*hugs*

>>55100192
my chunky she got

>>55100097
How many people in Britain believe in the parents theory?

I always thought it was just 4chan

>>55100259
corr blimy hahaha

acting as a drug mule for someone for £50 on an ounce of weed fs ordering 2 my house

Lads have you ever thought about what a bloody good idea barcodes and that were?
Being able to transfer like loads of information in a little picture basically, love shit like that

Really would like a pale red head Irish GF with a soft spoken voice.

>>55100312
and giant tits?

What broadband do I get lads?

I'm looking at unlimited 38Mb plans and TalkTalk & plusnet seem significantly cheaper than the alternatives, but are they any good?

t. kraut

Just dry humped a legless armless headless mannequin lads. It felt quite alright to be honest.

>>55099887
Nearly all the people I went to school with have successful lives yet boring jobs. They might have done trans wolfkin botany or w.e and now they work for a recruitment company in an office.
>>55099970
this desu

>>55100361
talktalk is absolute dogshit avoid at all costs.

>>55100340
No. Small-medium sized chebs.

>tfw no dune remake directed by christopher nolan
would be grand desu, love dune

>>55100361
talktalk is awful

Reminder, you buy something cheap, don't expect it to be good

Its fucking cheap for a reason

>>55100361
anything but sky or bt as they drop out all the fucking time
had virgin fibre for a while and it's solid but a bit expensive in comparison

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Lancia-Delta-1990/SSE-AD-3802898/?Cr=6
fucking what a deal lads

>>55100361
have normal talktalk """"""""boradband""""""" and it is utter shit. Some times it goes off for 3 days straight and talktalk claim they cant do anything about it. Even when it does work it's slow as shit.

>>55100361
talktalk are fucking awful and plusnet are robs shit too. Get BT lad.

Why are you here anyway? Work? Uni? What do you think of the UK so far etc

>>55100397
dunno who Christopher nolan is desu

>>55100361

i've got bt infinity, wish I had virgin fibre desu.

>>55100451
just like be happy

>>55100449
he directed interstellar and inception and the recent batman movies, they are all good and worth watching. Interstellar is my favorite of the bunch.

>>55100462
Heard nothing but bad things about virgin

>>55100423
phd in flowers

>>55100475
favourite m8 not favorite

>>55100499
An entire bottle of sleeping pills

>>55100482
i have it and it's absolutely great

>>55100386
>>55100423
>>55100419
>>55100415
>>55100413
Thanks for the advice lads.

I guess I'll just have to choose between BT, Sky, and Virgin then. They have comparable offers a step more expensive than TalkTalk and plusnet but the reliability will probably be worth it.

>>55100423
>Work? Uni?
Both. I'm working as a research assistant and doing a PhD.

>What do you think of the UK so far etc
Feels like everything is a rip-off and/or a racket.

The countryside is very nice.

>>55100503
ah I done goofed. sometimes when I relax I write in american english without thinking.

>>55100515
would personally choose virgin over bt

>>55100557
Just pretend they're cock

>>55100557
crush them and put them in water

>>55100451
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao, am i right?

cheer up sven.

>>55100488
>>55100515
Are you doing a botany phd or is that lad memeing?

http://politiken.dk/udland/internationalt940px/ECE3066160/are-you-having-difficulties-picturing-470000-lives/

bloody hell

>>55100515
sky basically piggy-backs of bt, so it's basically the same.
Randomly cuts out during the day/night/weekend for a few minutes and then comes back. Bit annoying when it keeps happening even if it's only for a few minutes at a time. Also had a problem where my internet didn't work for 2 days and it was because some idiot had fucked around with the the lines at the exchange, this happened twice.

>>55100572
very cute post lamo, cheered me up.

>>55100557
Get sleeping suppositories.

want to shave but I got acne

I'm really struggling for reasons to get out of bed everyday, i'm still in bed now

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http://poal.me/tyfwlv

>>55100632
No wonder you're emo if you're this fucking annoying. You got your answer now fuck off and be happy

>>55100515
>Feels like everything is a rip-off and/or a racket.
I see someone's living in the south.

>>55100647
stop eating so much shite

>>55100596
He's memeing but my research is agriculture related.

>>55100648
Do you exercise?

>>55100676
can I still shave with acne la

>>55100687
Noice

Shagged any slags yet?

give me one reason the refugees shouldn't be fighting in Syria

>>55100707
>answering for someone else

>>55100729
No I haven't met your mum yet.

>>55100734
Dey dindu nuffin dey gud boys deys be wimmin n chilluns need mo money fo dem programs

at the doctor the other day. diagnosis depression. on pills now. meeting him again tomorrow

>>55100734
racist

>>55100734
bigot

>>55100647

>have to shave for work
>gives me really dry skin
>eternally a dusty cunt

life is suffering

>>55100789
What kind of work requires you to shave your cunt?

what is it with phones nowadays
you literally just get a phone, a cable and nothing else in the box

greedy jew cunts

>>55100734
fucking BIGOT

>>55100789
london

>>55100761
Unhöflich uezs

>>55100734
but thats inhumane !!1

>>55100772
I got aspergers diagnosis. GEtting pills on wednesday
>pills for aspergers
wew

>>55100822
what do you expect mate, the cure for cancer inside the box when you buy a phone

>>55100830
>>55100786
>>55100773
lads don't because one day we wont know who's saying it ironically and who's saying it seriously

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>>55100828

>>55100789
Use moisturiser you twat.

Recommend Lotil btw good stuff.

>>55100772
what kinda pills?

>>55100812
escort

going to start cooking the bear bf his lunch lads :3c
you lads want anything?

>>55100856
headphones and that

>>55100858
RARE

>>55100869
prozac 40mg

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>>55100891
I screenshot retards every day m80

unbelievably hungry and not sure why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp1akYpIXLU

Is this accurate? The lad seems like a right spacker so I'm reluctant to take his advice.

>>55100904
Doing great work m8.
Keep it up.
I'm in tears

>>55100900
dang, i'm on 20mg, seems to work well for me

good luck m8

>>55100928
wew lad

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>>55100938

depressed af

>>55100928
hmmmmm

I was working that weight like I came out the gym

>>55100928
looks like some animals beak kek

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>>55100959
take it back NOW

she succ

I'm pretty sure there used to be an auto update option when browsing on your phone

>>55100812

>what is looking professional and presentable in case I have to meet clients.

we're not all neet lad

svenska bogjavel

>>55100942
ty lad

Just had the best night's sleep of my life after taking benzos lads

Shane I'm not a degenerate druggie so will never take them again haha

>>55100987
lying in bed no knife

How do you train your dick not to cum early?

>>55099773
Would you rather they go to germemeny and get gang raped?

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could use a bf ngl

doing a code optimisation

>>55101132
I AM A BOY

>>55100928
He's legit. His point is that you shouldn't limit yourself and what you can be/do based on your own preconception about yourself. It's a nice thought but harder to realise.

>>55101292
do you like your tummy rubbed

AND I AM _____ !

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>>55101301
YES

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>>55101332
would you bully me if i do wrong
(pls say yes)

Quite sunny outside today 2bh

>>55101379
innit just

want to shave but I got acne

>>55101406
lol u pizza face lmao

>>55101379

cold out

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LADS

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>>55101361
I CAN

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Just had a weird dream about my brother doing ket and then I told my parents and we just started messing with him

*rolls my head all over my desk, slobbering everywhere and knocking my keyboard onto the floor*
I'M A CCREEEEEEEEEEEP
I'M A WEEIIIRDEDDOOOOOOO

want to shave but I got acne

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>>55101455
LONDON

If inequality and class oppression is mentioned one more time in my sociology module, i'm actually going to cry.

bit dead

>>55101531
You took sociology, what the fuck were you expecting?

Next time take a real subject.

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>Oi m8 no one will buy your dirty car m8

>Both people offered to pay asking price, the first is coming with the cash tomorrow and the second will take it if the first doesn't show.

>>55101569
I do economics, but took it as one of my optional modules as i thought it would be easy to pass.

want to shave but I got acne

>>55101601
Dumb cunt, plus everyone I know who does economics is a sociopath, so...

done a wank

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>When you're both trying to call each other at the same time so you both engaged

>>55101694
I doubt you really know anyone with your vomit inducing neckbeard. Go back to your pokey bum wanks and then jump off a tall building please.

>>55101597

I doubt most brit users at this time of day even own a car desu

>>55101746
fuck off with this reposted normie facebook reddit fucking runt fodder before I remove your rights to possess a lower intestine you fucking lower vertebrate

I'm awake but dunno if I can be arsed to get out of bed and go to this lecture desu

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>i own a car, or 'automobile', as they say

>>55101754
Also, all Tory supporting sociopaths. But then I guess being conservative just comes with the territory.

>>55101806
Rasheed

>>55101053
rood

>>55101777
digits

lads i have awful reflux right now

AHHHHHHHHHH

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>But then I guess being conservative just comes with the territory.

>>55101762
I own 3 and have sold one this morning

>>55101828
Rorke

>>55101890
Top yourself already

>>55101903
He's not finished with his pokey bum wank yet

>>55101597
fuck off with your paki toyota starlet

>>55101903
Why? I'm just commenting on empirical fact: I don't know any Tories who aren't either sociopaths, incredibly posh or at least a little racist.

got a bit tipsy last night and pressed the gas button instead of the hose button for the runts in shed 3F. I'm sure they're fine hahaha *opens the shed doors to see piles of dead runts lying on each other, many of their shitposts not even half completed* hahahah, HOOHOO, oh deary me. This will hurt profits a small amount. Hahaha, what a hoot though, I must say. Hohoo.

what possesses a man to make a post like this
autism or disability

>>55101979

I'm in need of some decent work boots, i go through them too quickly.

Any suggestions?

>>55101903
And I also don't know any economics majors who aren't also conservatives.

>>55101965
We've already established you don't know anyone you lonely twat

>>55102005
>majors
fuck off yank

>>55102005
FOY

>>55102005
Oh look it's a non-Brit crying about the Tories.

What a surprise.

>>55102005
Maybe that's because they've actually learnt about economics and now realise how retarded labour, etc. are.

Who /daywalker/ here?

Not a neet nut work 2-10pm so am here during prime neet hours

>>55102005
What a surprise, anyone who studies economics supports more liberal economic policies.

>>55102002

those slip on, fleece lined ones

Sitting in my car outside the airport waiting to pick my nan up, it's been delayed for an hour. Not happy.

got a small willy lads

When are these literal rasheeds going to FUCK OFF

>>55101979
Fuck you on about?

>>55102108
to which literal rasheeds are you referring?

ever noticed that people without souls tend to be tories?

>>55101998
>or

>>55102123
The one crying about economics """""" majors"""""" because they don't align with his paki political beliefs

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>>55102073
>getting this butthurt over someone not liking the Tories

Thanks for the (You)s, babbies.

walked into the wrong lecture today. I immediately realised that this can't be my history lecture when I saw 3 asians sitting together, turns out it was a maths lecture.

>>55102165
Paki

Why can't southerners deal with the concept that there are people other than minorities who don't like the Tories?

Is it just cause they're racist?

best not tell Jeeves about the gassing... no no, deary me. He loved some of those runts. Especially the one with the hats. Hmm.
*dials the number for a man I know with a tractor to dump the runts somewhere*
foul business really...

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>Being a Tory cuck because you think anyone who isn't a Tory is a Labour supporter

>>55102073

gordon brown was a superior chancellor to osborne desu. Then again government these days is littered with pole turtles like gideon.

>>55102167
Did you get up and leave or just sit there like an autist for a while