>aussies are getting ready to end their day

I just got home from work. Time to unwind for a bit then maybe go for a ride.

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>>55094290
h-hope you enjoy it mate

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>>55094299
is this what you're looking for m8

>>55094325
i remember that

>>55094316
So am I to take it you're unemployed?

pls annex

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>>55094397
does shitposting count as employment?

>>55094416
this

>>55094438
Only if you work in viral marketing.
>>55094416
>>55094444
What are you two on about? Also quads witnessed.

>>55094471
pls annex

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>tfw uni hasn't started yet

>>55094290
pushie or motorbike?

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>>55094481
>>55094444
>>55094416
>the maori population in my town will double by 2020

When you'll be ending your life?

>>55094499
Motorbike. Thinking about getting a pushie too though.

>>55094514
>nz gets annex
>GDP per capita decreases

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>>55094514

>>55094520
what you got?

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>>55094541
1990 Suzuki DR350S. Basically like the one in this picture, but significantly shittier. Mine looks worse and isn't very reliable. I need to get a different bike desu.
What about you? You ride?

>>55094274
It's almost day, i'm going to bed

I really want to study and eventually move to Australia but it costs to much and spiders

>"so, what did you do for valentines?"

is feb 15th the worst day of the year?

>>55094602
Did a woman ask you that?

>>55094602
>never heard anyone utter the word valentines
>didn't even know it happened

feelsgoodman

>>55094590

too late, we're going to start reciprocating the new laws brits imposed on aussies and kiwi immigrants in favour of pakis

>literally making it impossible to move to the uk for work if you don't have a job lined that pays 70k pounds a year

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>>55094640
>mfw all the whinging Aussies that hate their own country can't move to the UK now

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Marius lads
:3

>the baby that queenslanders are keeping hostage is literally nepalese, a safe coutnry and the parents are unironically the definition of economic migrants

>>55094590
You should go to New Zealand instead; you'd hate it here.

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>>55094559
yeah for about a year and a half now, got a cb400 (pic related).

that's a cool bike though, i'm actually thinking about selling mine for a shitbike, like a DR or KLR 650, something that can handle trails that I won't get upset about if I drop it

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>>55094722
>dogging your m8s

>>55094684
>>55094640
Why the fuck would anybody want to live in this fucking gloomy shit hole anyway?

>>55094640
kek it's 70K AUD, which is like 30K GBP

but still yeah it makes it difficult

>>55094745
Take back the Maoris and other undesirables and I'll stop the ad campaign.

>>55094722
>>55094745
wot the fook is goin on ere lads?

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Marius
Teehee :3

>>55094740
>cb400
Mah nigga. I was thinking about getting one, but the resale on them is surprisingly high, so I'm looking at a Suzuki twin, instead.
Are you looking to do serious trail riding or just slow paced stuff? Because if you're looking to really fly on those trails you might want something better.
>>55094746
Beats the fuck out of me.

>>55094771
no way

>>55094783
nothing, carry on

>>55094684
Why is this a good thing? They should fuck off if they don't like it.

>>55094783
Don't worry. Australia is a terrible place and you should definitely go to New Zealand instead.

>>55094798
no cunt u fucking talking shit?

>>55094816
australia is significantly richer than us and much, much better at cricket, you'd like it there

>>55094802
Because they're already shitty from being here, but now they're just going to be plain old mad that they can't leave... Not that some whiny NEET could afford to leave in the first place, mind you.

>>55094791
a bit gay desu

>>55094717
>Queenslanders

it's not like we have any control over what some fuckwit doctor does

how is Darwin? is it full of abbos?

>>55094809
>>55094824
stop the fucking bullshit lads
I want the fucking truth

>>55094816
>>55094824
That is an outright fabrication. New Zealanders are constantly bragging about how their country is more liveable and that they beat us in test cricket last time we played each other. NZ is by far the superior country and you should definitely move there Pombro.

>>55094851
>I want the fucking truth
NZ is a better country and cheaper to live there.

>>55094850
>northern territory

lmao

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>>55094830
Heaps gay la
:3

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>>55094850
worse, it's full of yanks

>>55094851
here m8, try consulting this helpful chart

>>55094851
Australia is a 3rd world desert
You'd like NZ better :)

Adult life is brutal, you only get a couple of hours for yourself before you slave another day for a soulless company.

>>55094816
It's just because you'd probably get burnt to a crisp here Nigel, we have your best interests at heart. New Zealand is an untouched and exotic paradise, with a cool and forgiving climate.

>>55094862
>>55094867
>>55094877
You know what I mean cunt
Spills the beans or I'm putting you lot back in the nick

>>55094888
new zealand is really cool 2bh, much better natives too

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>>55094888
>better natives
>better climate
>better landscape

NZ is better lad, move there

>>55094746

so you don't have to deal with fucking kiwis every day

>>55094867
>Pretending that Australia has a higher HDI than NZ
Yeah great photoshop there mate.
>>55094888
Yeah I know what you mean. You wanted the truth, you got the truth. NZ is just generally better. The weather is more forgiving, the people are nicer, the government is more helpful, police are more polite/friendly, goods and services are cheaper. It's better in every conceivable way and you should move there instead.

>>55094888
do you enjoy earning money? if so, australia is the place for you!

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>>55094906
>>55094926
>>55094932
>>55094938
>>55094947
fuck off man I've had enough of your shit

>>55094954
Go to Tasmania, if you can find work it is the state most like England in terms of geography.

>>55094954
shoot us a postcard when you touch down in auckland :^)

>>55094947
>>55094954
The NZ economy is growing fast. Plus, their budget is in surplus!

>>55094954
australia has a better climate, better sports teams, better quality of life, and better education for your kids. it's a no brainer really

>>55094976
get back to work john

>>55094795
they are a quality bike but definitely very pricey

a twin would be cool, I love the sound and i hear nothing but good things about the SV and V-Strom

not crazy about going fast I just find myself coming across a lot of trails and backroads on longer rides that I wouldn't mind exploring, I tackle some of them on the CB but I have to go dead slow and I'm worried I'll break something eventually

this place is shit though, no joke

>>55094954
See now New Zealand is also really great for relieving stress and anger. That's why their booming tourism industry is famous for a huge variety of things ranging from relaxing resorts to more fun, fast-paced stuff like skiing and bungee jumping. You really could blow off so much steam if you went there.

>>55094991
>better sports teams
that's the one point I can't refute with a straight face

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How are supposed to compete?

>>55094976
>>55094973
>>55094967
>>55095008
You know what you bastards are? Fucking convicniggers with a shit economy
zimbabwe 2.0
You should be begging me to move to your shit country
ching chong gay boys
I hope an abo rapes your mother and eats her rotting carcass

>>55094994
Why did you choose to be born there?

>>55094991
>australia has a better climate, better sports teams, better quality of life, and better education for your kids. it's a no brainer really
There you go again with your venal lies. Stop shilling for Australia. It's a terrible place and you know it.
>>55095021
Why are you so upset? You sound like you could really use a trip to New Zealand mate.

>>55095018
>all out for 183 (one hundred and eighty three)
come on new zealand, are you even trying?

>>55095018
how are we*

>>55095021
Yeah nah fuck off you pommie cunt

>>55095021
Come on nige, a nice trip to the south island will cheer you up lad

>>55095021
you're absolutely right mate, avoid us at all costs

>>55095021
>You know what you bastards are? Fucking convicniggers with a shit economy

Exactly why you should move to NZ instead

>>55095021
couldn't have said it better myself m8, I'd choose australia in a heartbeat too if I was in your shoes

>>55095031
>>55095035
>>55095036
>>55095040
>>55095050
jk lads I'm going to study in Australia

>>55094992
If I had the money I'd be going for a Gladius, but an old SV looks like it's more in line with my financial situation. I'll probably have to sell my current ride to get some of the money for it, though. No great loss desu.
Also yeah in that case I can't blame you for wanting a dual sport. I've talked to a few KLR650 riders. From what I can tell, it sounds like they're a lot like the DR650 in that they have shitloads of torque for their size, but they don't go super fast or accelerate like crazy, either. But otherwise good allround bikes for cruising roads and trails.

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>australian fashion

>>55095087
good choice lad

>>55095094
Natural habitat*

>>55095087
Your loss. Are you sure you can't be tempted to NZ though? The wahinis there go mad for British dong mate. You'd be knee deep in fit birds the whole time you're there. Australian women are rude, ugly and most of them don't even speak English.

>>55094920
>>55094866
>>55094791
>>55094695
slightly too feminine for me

>>55095100
will take regular trips to NZ though

>>55095087
You sure pham? All kiwi girls love that british accent tbqh

>>55095113
> Australian women are rude, ugly and most of them don't even speak English.
Like yer mum

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>>55095087
>>55095123
Nah you're alright.

>>55095123
please buy our plastic kiwis

>>55095126
AUS 100% DICKHEAD

>>55095087
Britfag studying in Perth here. I regret not going to uni in Dunedin, NZ 2bh

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>>55095138
Fuck you got me good with that one. Gonna have to call up a relative to put me on poocide watch now.

>no zealand

>>55095087
>>55095158
I know exactly what you mean. I left London a few years ago to study at UNSW. What a load of shit this country really is. I wish so much that I'd gone to NZ instead. At least that way I might not have wasted so much money and five years of my life. Fuck just kill me I hate this place so much holy shit.

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>>55095167
liking this new meme

pic related, mfw

>>55095158
>>55095181
huh? What does NZ have that aus doesn't?

>>55095181
>>55095158
Bong pretending to be an aussie studying in England here and I would say 100% go to australia

Britfag checking in, the education in Australia is awful. NZ has much better funded and equiped academic institutions, plus the country itself it just fantastic.

Breathtaking scenery, unspoilt wilderness, great urban design, doesn't feel overcrowded.

>>55095230
>great urban design
>crushedchurch.jpg

>>55095228
>>55095138
>>55095123
>>55095087

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF5Ja84rL54

this what you want lad?

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>>55095181
>UNSW

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>>55095117
Fem is GOOD it makes it no homo

>>55095219
Quality schools, for starters. Not to mention all the other shit that people have already mentioned ITT.
>>55095228
Good for you; you're wrong.

Kiwi accent turn anyone else on a little bit?

>>55095272
Yup pretty funny actually

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>>55095288
Nah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaahhh.

>>55095288
I had a qt kiwi teacher in highschool. Her accent was so cute

>>55095275
>wanting no homo

>>55095288
nah not a fan ae

>>55095290
Yeah it'll be a real hoot right up until they steal your phone and the law protects them. NZ law immolates underage offenders. Just saying.

>>55095288
only on asians and indians, gives me a patriotism boner and a normal boner at the same time

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>>55095301
>kiwi temptress.jpg

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>>55095272
>Abos

>>55095335
>>55095301
rude

>>55095325
Yeah you're right mate I'm going to New Zeland and bringing some of me mates with me

>>55095325
>NZ law immolates underage offenders.
christ that's a bit harsh

>>55095379
good lad

>>55095383
Yeah but their country is much safer for it. Definitely where I'd go if I were looking to move from one country to another.
>>55095379
That's the spirit.

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>>55095383
our cops are lads though

>>55095450
literally the greatest country to bless this earth

>>55095471
literally the *loosest country to bless this earth

>>55095394
>>55095398
Yeah new zeland has the best traps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J083Ond845I

Doing a shit at work

Bout to go out for drinks with the 'oys

>>55095519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A6rd-QFWIg

holy shit lads are we canada yet?

A shit so chat that it'd clog the aqueducts of Rome

>>55095519
All the more reason to go there.

in dire need of a meme

>>55095581
A shit so chat it'd end a marriage

>>55095648
2nd coming of Jesus

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missing abbotts shenanigans tb'h

at least abbott was funny, turnbull is just a slimeball

>>55095648
What a fucking sped. How can a grown "man" not know how to hammer a nail into a piece of wood?

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>>55095626
this about do you m8?

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>>55095305
Im straight :x

>>55095701
what's it say I can't read cursive

>>55095743
take a look at his fine facial hair and have a guess

>>55095732
""""""""""straight""""""""""

>>55095770
>liking men
>not straight
get a load of this faggot

>>55095753
Ooo, ooo! It's bumfluff, right?

>>55095789
no XD guess again

>>55095753
unironically do not know what it says

>>55095732
no you aren't

>>55095743
P A L M Y
A
L
M
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>>55095813
here m8 maybe this one will be more your speed

>>55095858
>she'll be right mate
>hilp me im a faggut
and yet ironically only one of them is dead

i'm interested in learning more about australian culture!

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>>55095858
>Wanted to end racism through gains and aesthetics
>Bants with fat chicks, gangas and out of shape nerds
>Makes people so mad that they still get triggered by him years after he died
>MFW never posthumously awarded Australian of the year

>>55095900
>>55095858
RIP ;_;

>>55095913
>k*rd born in the USSR
>Australia
sup /melbourne/

>>55095906
Why do you hate us so?

Spent 9 hrs in a shitty hot room doing paid training for work. Anyone else have a minimum wage job that requires an apprenticeship?

>>55095906
look out your window, replace blacks with whites, take away the guns and imagine theyre speaking in aussie accents

that is most likely australian culture, unless it's snowing where you are in which case you're a cunt

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>>55095927
They gave an Australian of the Year award to a woman that literally let her son die even though she could have saved him if she wanted to. I don't think you should take the award so seriously, because the people that dish them out clearly don't.

>>55095949
sounds a bit shit desu
new zealand is better

>>55095977
if you want to know about NZ culture

look out your window, replace blacks with maoris, take away the guns and imagine theyre speaking in meme accents

that is most likely no zealand culture, unless it's snowing where you are in which case you're a cunt

>>55095954
sorry for being unaustralian but who is this?

>>55096090
an american science man

>>55096120
got me good!

>>55096137
The point wasn't to get you though. It was just a reaction image I had.

>>55096090
Rosie Batty

She was married and had a kid with a batshit insane guy who eventually killed their son.

>>55096200
Thanks Aussiebro nice digits too

Heading back home from uni m8s

>>55096336
hope the train crashes :^)

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>>55095770

>>55096501
back home safely cunt :^))

>>55097646
glad to hear mate :^)

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>>55095827
Yes i am

WTF Australia? Foreign backpacking girls raped, hit on head by hammer and run over with a car while ironically rescued by a mooslim? http://www.nst.com.my/news/2016/02/126910/terrified-backpackers-kidnapped-raped-australia?m=1

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>>55095189

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>>55094717
Someone get that baby out of my state and country NOW

>>55097790
Yeah crazy people are a thing. How have you made it this far through life without already learning that?

>keep getting told at uni to make a linkedin profile
>nothing to do, decide to get around to it
>one person under "people you might know"
>chick I fucked five years ago

I don't use facebook, haven't seen her in five years and have never spoken to her beyond a few texts and in person. Fucking creepy stuff.

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>>55098749
They're stealing your thoughts right now, Anon.

So which one of you is the Melbourne lad who offered me sex?

There is literally nothing wrong with Melbourne

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>>55094640
>the new laws brits imposed on aussies and kiwi immigrants in favour of pakis
>in favour of pakis

Wut? They're changing it so all non-EU people are treated the same

Anyway it can't be that hard to move here if there's 3x more of Aussies coming here than Pakis

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>>55099093
Whatever you say, Stefan.

>>55099153
Holy shit, I think I went to highschool with the chick in the top right with red hair.