MAN KICKED OUT OF ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET AFTER EATING MORE THAN

Lmao reminds of that episode of the simpsons.

Will Trump gas the overweight when he comes to power? or is that like 90% of his vote rbase.

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>50 pounds of food

>>55092419
why do you talk about Trump like he's Hitler and a deity who will wipe out all non straight white people? America might get more white if he wins via deportation and emigration but he isn't going to systematically eliminate them

Shouldn't advertise it as an all-you-can-eat if you get kicked out for eating a lot, they probably were just jealous they're not on his level

>>55092516
this, the man is treading new ground here

>>55092387
OP you're retarded. That site even claims to be satire.

For the record this is the same journalism that had "bat boy" as their recurring headline for years

Subhuman.

>>55092481
i'm jking

desu though I wonder that myself. Trump isn't that great. he's just saying things that a lot of politicians won't.

>50 LBS
can I get this in real units please

>>55092387
he should be executed

>>55092559
23 kilograms

>>55092557
Thanks canada. When we care about your opinion on our politics we will just annex you.

>>55092387
Golden Corral? The man is surely dead.

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>According to witnesses, the 51 year old man who lives on welfare, was expelled from the restaurant after he then spent more than 7 hours on-site, ingesting a quantity of food which has been estimated between 50 and 70 pounds.

Fucking hell

>>55092586
that's a lot of food tßh

>>55092559
Just over three and a half stone.

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>>55092387
haha what the fuck

>>55092516
this is the answer right here. hes suing for false advertising and hes right.

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>>55092645

>>55092548
You're thinking Weekly World News, but yeah, this site does look suspect.

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>>55092548
Bat boy is real!

>>55092774
I feel like those magezines are required in school for you aussies before you're allowed to shitpost

>>55092516
While Finland is correct, this sort of thing is why we can't have nice things. Nothing can be tongue-in-cheek anymore because if you call it an all you can eat buffet some fat cunt will turn up and ruin everything for everyone. Win lose or draw they're basically going to have to change their thing to an "eat 2 plates for $X buffet" or some shit. Or, "Eat up to X pounds of food" buffet.

What a disgusting fat piece of shit though what the fuck, does he have no shame at all? jesus christ what drives a man to do this to himself.

The site is satire, you retards.

>>55092387
http://www.healthdata.org/news-release/vast-majority-american-adults-are-overweight-or-obese-and-weight-growing-problem-among

>>55092950
its happened for real tho

>>55092387
>thrown out

i find that hard to believe

>>55093014
Thanks I needed that

>>55092903
While I see your point, I'm fairly sure that the all-you-can-eat places still make money because of the extra cheap foods that are essential to the restaurant model, even if one fatty a month comes in and eats fucking everything

>>55092516
literally this

>>55093041
Yeah but what if more come after word spreads on some surreptitious fatty instant messaging system.

>>55093083
If they become such a nuisance, renovate your restaurant so the floor is a few meters higher and cletus mcfatty has to walk up a few stairs

>all you can eat
>americans

some things are just not meant to exist

>>55093243
some of the fat fucks in scooters would probably sue

>>55093366
What are you trying to say, friend?

>eating more than 23 Kg of food
I call bullshit

holy shit we need to nuke everything

science has gone too far

>>55093414
I'm saying americans invented autism and you take everything literally, so if someone puts up a sign "all you can eat", americans will literally start to consume the furniture when the food is gone.

Honestly if you run an all-you-can-eat place you are literally asking for something like this to happen.

>>55093523
that would be considered false advertising

>>55093523
Well, that's not very nice, is it?

>>55092481
>but he isn't going to systematically eliminate them
Dang. Are you sure? Has he confirmed he won't?

>>55093523
Bit fond of coffee tables myself. In a chestnut varnish dip.

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>>55093083
Put a treadmill on the front door- you must be this fit to enter!

>>55093576
This is why IKEA doesn't have "all you can eat" in their stores, they just have small meals

>>55092387
>ITT: Your country living up to stereotypes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2776006/Man-tries-rob-petrol-station-boomerang-fails.html

>Australian man attempts to rob service station with a boomerang

>>55093593
you know I frankly never see the fat people in the scooters. I wonder where these pictures are taken. I live in Oregon. it must be a Southern thing

>>55093523
its false advertising, senpai. this man beat the damn system and americans love a guy that can fuck over the man.

>>55093610
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10666166
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/world/ewe-stressed-student-caught-having-sex-with-sheep-6132471

>>55093610
>The 31 year old did escaped a more serious punishment because no one was hurt during the incident.
Do they let children write for the Daily Mail?

>>55092387
Was getting thrown out apart of his plan?

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>>55093593
Mobility Scooters and burgers are American rights!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuky7-v4QR4

>>55093675
>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10666166
>Canterbury
No surprise there
>https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/world/ewe-stressed-student-caught-having-sex-with-sheep-6132471
>California

>>55093800
>>California
wew didn't even read the article tßh

>>55093706
Maybe it was, but I think he's just an opportunist.

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>>55092387

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>World News Daily Report is an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe.

>/int/ cucks will take everything as fact as long as it fits their memes

>>55092706
>Information contained in this World News Daily Report website is for information and entertainment purposes only.

I know the users of this website are pretty fucking stupid, but I've always liked to think that they were web savvy enough not to fall for Facebook clickbait. Maybe this is a new generation or maybe the majority here have always been just as retarded as the kind of people who forward chain emails. Dunno, either way, fuck all of you. I'm disappointed in you.

>>55092387
WOT

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