ITT, we confess our actual age

>>55092090
First of all turn the proxy off you subhuman weebshit and post normal

Faggot

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>>55092127
Then I will stop browsing 4chan this year.

>>55092131
what

>>55092090
28

>>55092090
im 30 in a month

23 year old American.

I haven't set foot in the US in 5 years and it feels great. Fuck the US apart from the non obese south.

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Pic VERY related

>>55092266
Fuck off back to your 3rd world shithole nigger

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4 year NEET

I'm 31, married and our first child is due in may

Inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55092296
Fuck you too bernd

My german gf loves my american cock

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>>55092266
>moving from the US to Germany

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>>55092090
I'm this guy

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>>55092364
did they get divorced yet?

>>55092343
Aha don't you mean the dick from the bull, while you watch and record how your gf gets fucked by some other dude

WE DON'T NEED YOUR AMERICAN LIFESTYLE HERE

>>55092364
M8

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>>55092090
Same.

Almost 26

>>55092090
22

>>55092429
americans are the lesser of the evils in your country nowadays, Hans

23. The last 9 years here though...

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>>55092127
thanks, I know

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>>55092425
yup, now I live with mom and she forced me to work as a waiter but I somehow managed to get fired after 2 months of pretending to be a hard gay

>>55092389
There's a 78 year old Brit who posts on /k/.

He served in the Malaysian Crisis, Kenya, other colonial wars, and Yugoslavia in the 70's.

He says that he witnessed firsthand the fall of the British empire.

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>>55092090
20 year old straight white Australian male

>Feels quite good i must say

i just turned 25. i was 16 when i started posting on 4chan. i've been here long enough to remember when i would be really defensive about being underage on 4chan and would post things like "if you're over the age of 21 and you're still posting on 4chan you should probably kill yourself".

if that isn't depressing i don't know what is.

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>>55092504
He has provided proof many times and his writing reads like a fucking old british book from some dry old library in Sussex.

Supposedly his son introduced him to /k/ because it was somewhere to talk about guns, and since Britain had none post 1996, he took the bait.

>>55092364
how the adjustment going?

>>55092497
well, you managed to get a job, I hear in Spain that's quite an achievement

2000 years old but I have the body of a 20 year old

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>>55092525
t. Nip monkey

turned 26 last month desu senpai

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>>55092497
>pretending

Merely pretending

>>55092477
I would trade all muslims and niggers from germany with people from argentina 2bh

18 year old white straight male. A dying breed.

>>55092602
t. Welfare Tyrone Williams

I'm actually 50 years old and very rich, but my autism keeps me browsing 4chins. Ama.

>>55092524
must be weird to see how 4chan has changed since 2007. Especially since 2007 was allegedly the "glory days" of /b/, and apparently it was still a very sketchy place with constant CP and other such stuff.

It's weird thinking I only arrived in 2011 and yet I'm already an oldfag compared to the overwhelming majority of posters.

>>55092090
20 this year too

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>>55092637
I would trade Germany for Bavaria to be in America.

When I visited in 2013 it was the best place I had ever seen.

>>55092637
that was cute <3

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>>55092664
At least we can afford it.

>>55092676
2011 here. I seriously spent a few days agonizing over the 18+ warning sign that you get when you click on a board for the first time.

I sensed the comfortable hell that was to come.

>>55092676
I've been here since 2007.
I guess the main difference was that those kind of things (CP, loli, gore) were sort of "accepted". Also, Milhouse and lolcats, memes were still these obscure things

>>55092697
>would trade Germany for Bavaria to be in America

WHAT? Bavaria is german you fucking moron, how can you trade germany for germany do you have fucking autism?
Muinich is also now full with subhumans and fucking mean FULL

>>55092676
>gmask threads on /b/
good times

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>>55092742
>afford
>welfare

>>55092751
I'm saying I would sacrifice Germany if Bavaria could be saved and brought to America.

I also specified 2013. Sad to think that beautiful town of Garmisch is being flooded with "refugees" now.

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>>55092793
My government can afford to provide me welfare unlike your's, pink nip monkey.

>>55092824
>pink nip monkey
USA running out of fire
>My government can afford to provide me welfare
Classic USA

>>55092794
So it gets flooded with niggers, asians, cucks and jews instead

No thanks

>>55092742
>2011 here. I seriously spent a few days agonizing over the 18+ warning sign
Funnily enough I never once posted below the age of 18, though I had only recently turned 18 when I started posting, though I'm still proud that I was never that much of a cancer.

Though I had already lurked a bit before that, even as early as 2009 actually (all I remember from those days is the "Oh God what have I done" memes, which unfortunately even back then actually resounded with me for all the wrong reasons).

23 this year
suicide 25 is fast approaching

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Time goes flying, eh?

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31 here lads, still no gf. I am well off and have a cat, though.

>>55093118
*dog, wew zoned out there for a second.

>>55093048
Why are you killing yourself at 25 mate?

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turned 18 last month

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Almost accurately 27 and a half years old.

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ive been on 4chan since 2008/2009, dont even remember specifics now

back then i was a newfag and people talking about oldfags..

now im the oldfag i guess. it actually freaks me out, thinking how long i've been here and how it doesnt even feel that long. also amazes me how there are 18 year olds on 4chan, these people were 10 years old when i first started posting, my god.

>>55092389
I hope I still have a feels folder and post dank memes when I am 48

>>55094146
everyone else is so old ;_;

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>>55092090
20
Of course NEET and waiting for her

30 :(

Finally finishing college in two weeks though, so at least I have something nice going right now

>>55094352
>Finally finishing college in two weeks though,
what did you study ?

>>55092090
27

>>55092127

Only if they are NEET

>>55094389

International Relations going to apply for the foreign office in a couple months, I like my chances but you never know

>>55094424
good luck bro, im a late graduate too

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>>55094341
>tfw she will never knock on my door

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>just realized i'll be turning 21 friday

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今年22岁

>>55092090
been browsing on 4chan ever since 16. 18 now

21

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I turned 18 two weeks and three days ago
I've been browsing 4chan since I was 14

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26...

29 been shit posting since I was 16/17
don't really remember.

>>55094485
>tfw you will never be born in ruì shì or hòng kòng
feels bad mane

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20, I've known about 4chan since 2009 but I never went on it until my 19th birthday.
(I have a friend the same age as me that's been here since 2007 - so he was fucking 11!)

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>>55094654
>was about to say
>implying 4chan has been around for 13 years
>it actually has
holy shit

>>55092266
Enjoy your "refugees".

>>55092090
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>>55092090
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guess we oldfag now

24 middlefag

>>55094732
there is no escaping it, I could have stopped it, but shit posting and the dank memes are irresistible

moot was right memes were a mistake.

18 tBh

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>>55092127
Agreed.

>>55094682
The only hope is to become 中国通

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I can feel myself losing hope in myself more and more to the point of no return

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>>55095360
You should delete that before you get banned m8
Being under 18 is a violation of the global rules

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i think i am too old for this place

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I'm a huge normie although I love the banter here and anime/game related stuff.

>>55094721
>being surprised there are 11 year olds on 4chan
What is /b/?

>>55092090
21

>>55095360
you still have time you fucking faggot, stop going to /v/ right fucking now, stop being a faggot and grow some balls, look for a summer job or some shit, don't let yourself get into this stupid spiral

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non-normie, non-weeb NEET who has stopped caring a long time ago

>>55095360
Get off while you still can. 4chan is nothing but bad for you

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>>55095560
>Dyad'ko
>19
makes sense ))))

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I think almost everyone on /int/ is a student or young working adult. Underage/old guys are outliers

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Almost 23.

24
literally had to calculate it from my birth date

23 here since late 2010 hate every minute but can't stop help!

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Should be 22 next month if everything comes up Milhouse.

C-check em!

>>55095615
>literally had to calculate it from my birth date
are you fucking serious

reassess your life

>>55095360
MODS = GODS

24 kissless virgin with shit career

Might try tinder this year maybe i can fuck something before it ends

>>55095615
>literally had to calculate it from my birth date
JUST
U
S
T

>>55095579
> Yar
> Not even a Yaroslav

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>>55095583
most turds here are 20-24 males and very opinionated (and of course contrarians), still acting like kids and thinking they're mature and all though they're actually not

>>55095642
lost track after 20
I said 26 to a girl in the pub last time because that was the first number that came to mind

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>>55095666
At least you got hectic satanic trips lad

>>55095706

I don't think most but there are a lot. The loudest/most autistic posters are the most prolific since they post day and night in every thread.

24 but my soul is probably 50.

>>55095706

And also 95% of students are still children

I just want out of here.

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>turning 25 in 2 months

>>55095736
at least you can pinpoint when it all went wrong

>>55095759
semi-uncommon!

>>55095785
no but really I don't understand how others keep track
Under 20 you got 12, 14, 16, 18 a bunch of milestones that you need to look out for
Can't wait to turn 18, and once it happened, then what? All the milestones are just the multiples of ten, reminding you how fast your life hurries to its end

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>>55092090
19, in university with good grades, at the peak of my life and I still fucking hate it and hate myself

>CANNOT
>FABRICATE

>>55095559
It has actually made me more hardworking as well as more antisocial. My whole day is but sleep, study, video games and work in the yard. There are druggies here who are 16 year-olds, so it's better to browse this.

>>55095422
It's all good, mate - this website is a good way to make conversation when you get bored in those loooong breaks at school. Classes are slightly more interesting, but crap like Romanian literature and psychology ruins them. Also, I think this is the second time I have revealed my age so far.

>>55095737
Lifes great innit

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Turned 23 last week.

23 year old Ukrainian immigrant virgin

20 year old American desu sempai.

Working a shit job with little prospects for advancement. I need to get to school but I'm afraid that I'll fuck it up again like I did last time.

Time is slippin'

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19, NEET for two and a half years.

>>55095964
>It has actually made me more hardworking as well as more antisocial
>tfw promoting hardworking/social conservative values is now the new contrary in society
>4chan jumps on this as a result
>4chan is having a positive effect on children
huh
would you say it's more /pol/ rightwingism or learning from the example of /r9k/ neets that has made you more hardworking, or neither

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>looking at all the mid/late 20s fags on here

why did we let the board get to be such shit? jesus fuck we need to grow up and maybe have some real discussions every now and then. Or at the very least make better memes than the shit we do now.

>>55092090
23 years old.

>>55092364
lmao

>>55092090
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what you listening to bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-in_oSu4Ojg

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I turned 24 last week

>>55096401
I never go on /r9k/, it's too weird even for me.
/pol/ used to have some nice threads before all this fuss with Trump and Bernie started.

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>>55096668
h-happy late birthday senpai

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>>55092090
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Underage

>>55096725
Thank you I guess

>>55092364
kek

I turn 28 this year and I wasted almost a decade of my lifetime on 4chan.

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>>55096652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAticSct7Ys

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I have one son and two kids

>>55092090
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>>55097781
>one son and two kids

>>55097781
>two kids
They didn't decide their gender yet?

26, life is slowly getting less shitty

to the early 20s people that want to an hero, wait it out a bit longer

>>55097781
Are they your wive's kids?

>>55097872
just the son

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>>55096557
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>55097826
One boy and one girl?
A grown ass man and two children perhaps?

Im 31

>>55092090
23 and neet. No skills, money or any degree. Just High School certificate.

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21 year old jewish girl here AMA

>>55092090
Just recently turned 18, but I've been going here (4chan) since 2011. Weird thing is that I didn't even know how to post for a few months because I thought it was an account only site, and I took the under 18 rule seriously.

>>55097999
do you get trips often?

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21 now, I've been here since I was 12

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>>55097999
Would you date an uncircumcised, gentile white guy?

Turned 20 just 30 minutes ago.

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>>55098087
Yes
>>55098314
No, I'm a lesbian :/

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Yeah I am old and you are young.

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I am turning 23 in 2 days. This will be the year when I get my life back on rails and become a winner. I can feel it.

>>55098386
>lesbian

That's not very kosher of you

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>>55098386
> I'm a lesbian :/