>"Yes I would like one American bottle of water please."
Can't bother to make my own thread for this, so here's my brand new /int/ related engineering joke:
-Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?
-Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
i would have said it's soda, but when literally translated from spanish, we call them fizzy drinks, too
This, soda isn't anything but the chemical Na2CO3, why anyone would drink that is beyond my understanding
Tbh some hipster waters like Gerolsteiner, Evian or San Montepegrino (or however that Italian stuff is called, I never buy the ripoff that is bottled water when I can have it 1/1000 the price from the tap) are probably more expensive than even Coca-Cola (I'm discounting the much cheaper Lidl/Aldi home brands) here too, during offers you can often buy the 2L Coca-Cola bottles for €1
who the fuck put moon runes on OUR COKE fuckers learn english
Well as I said only during offers. For normal price, it's about €0.70/l if you buy one-way PET bottles (usually 6x1.25l or 4x1.5l), for some reason the ones in re-usable bottles in crates (like 12x1l or 10x1.5l) are much more expensive, around €1/l
You dumb fucks, you say to the waitress
>I'd like a Coke please
>okay what kind of Coke?
Then based upon what you want you either say
Et fucking cetera you mongoloids
Water? you mean in the toilet? what for?
>what kind of coke do you want?
>americans will reply with pepsi
No one says Pepsi they say cola if they want cola Coke just like they'd say root beer if that was the kind of Coke they wanted
No you idiot
Coke is the proper word for "soda" "pop" "fizzly wizzly"
>Yes miss I'll have a coke
>one Coca-Cola coming right up
>No, no I wanted a Sprite Coke
>I don't think we have that flavour sir just cherry and vanilla Coke
>It's not a flavour I want a Sprite!
>But you asked for a Coke!
This is how your conversation is going to go anywhere civilised
>mfw reading this thread and thought that the "Americans are stupid" was just a meme.
>thought that the "Americans are stupid" was just a meme.
unfortunately for all of us, its not.
Listen up, you faggot.
America created sodas, and even if you want to call some piss swill your country created a "soda" you have to admit that American soft drinks are called sodas.
When Canada actually creates something you can name it, because you're so creative
>Canadian bacon (ham)
I think similar to Malzbier, which was a big thing for kids here when I grew up in the 90s. Surely you had something similar?
>Root beer is a type of coke
>type of coke
I am sorry you had to see this.
You seriously not recognise this is a very old shop? Just compare the condensation patterns of the "two" bottles
Still wondering what the actual biggest available form of Coca-Cola is out there. Here it's 2L bottles, what about your cunt?
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AMERICANS SUCK AMIRITE XDDDD
>hur dur im a european my country is getting destroyed by shitskin invaders, death to whitey
dont you have a black bull to check up on, cucks
Sorry I can't hear you over the noise of your rustling jimmies
ITT Americans argue whether it's more accurate to call all soft drinks coke (Coca Cola) or soda (Na2CO3). What the fuck?.. Sprite is neither Coca Cola, nor Na2CO3. I'm sure it should be quite obvious for everyone.
Yeah, the acid/gas, but not the salt of it. I can only theorise that the first fizzy drinks were made by adding a strong acid to Na2CO3 (actual soda), creating CO2 which was then passed into some fruit juice/water in a separat bottle to make it fizzy
You just make love to eachother
>go to america on holiday
>"Hi yes I would like a pop pls"
>"Do you mean a soda"
>drinking any kind of soft drink
Might as well drink bleach
>not knowing what time zone the Bahamas is in
Nigger did you never senior cruise or spring break?
are you a fucking autist? HOW THE FUCK IS SPRITE A COKE? COKE IS COKE. COKE IS COCA COLA. you're literally associating all sodas with coca cola how indoctrinated are you?
root beer is not a coke you sperglord
>makes you fat
You could do nothing but guzzle soda all day and lose a fuckload of weight as long as it's less than your TDEE
And sugar doesn't fuck up your body, it causes insulin spikes, same as eating a potato or pasta